[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8410 15:46

501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8565 16:01

Reliability and validity are key concerns to evaluate the quality of various IQ tests. Being a test by Wechsler, for example, the hope against hope is that is as valid as possible, but their statement means it's zero percent reliable. On the face it's worthless, but I have to concede it's worth to you depends entirely on your purpose.

I cannot follow the logic that you want to know what your official score would be but you have no desire to get an official score, as I infer from your forthright statement of "no testing centers". If you don't need an official result to remove an entrance barrier for some aspect of your life -- disability, employment, education, social -- then what notable effect would knowing your would-be-official IQ score have on your life?

502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8565 17:08

I enjoy going in Bravissimo because it's like a shrine to big tits and I can relate to that

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 01:30

mom told me to stay away from nihilists

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 16:42

Trump: "We are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to you, the people."

Left: "We are the resistance!"

Any questions?

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 18:18

Here is My another Poem for #ValentinesDay
" I am Ur Joke and U are My Laugh "
The Relationship between a Couple should be like a Joke and a Laugh...
If we don't get Laugh it can't be called as a Joke...and the intention of a Joke is to make Laugh...

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8566 20:08

STOP WITH THE HARRY POTTER POLITICAL DISCOURSE
FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES
THOSE BOOKS FUCKING BLOW AND YOU'RE NOT INTELLIGENT

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 01:17

Liberals are so close minded to the alt-right which is pretty ironic considering how open minded they claim to be

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 02:51

>>507
They meant that you have to be open minded to their ideas otherwise UR A FAG LOL!!

Sad but true.

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 03:02

emo is an anagram of moe

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 09:43

ILm tasing this beautiful!

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 14:10

Yeah Man Those Vikings Never Raped An Pillaged At All

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 14:49

>>508
*Sad!

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 17:43

Yeah, this wouldn't really be news if the President of the United States of America didn't personally, repeatedly, publicly call out and attack SNL. Pretty much anything the President says or does is considered news. If Obama went out and said, "Fuck Arby's, I hope they go bankrupt", that would be news. The reason why it seems arbitrary is because no previous President has been asinine and immature enough to get into public spats with people that say mean things about them.

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 17:46

That's a good point, but I've been nailing your mother like an inconsiderate neighbor attempting to put up a painting.

That is, my nail is bent and I keep missing.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 19:05

Honestly I wish black supremacists were right and black people really were capable of summoning pyramidal spaceships through melanin magick. It would be rad.

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8567 19:39

>>513
As an alt-right, I personally love how easily trump is trolled.

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 08:56

>>516 No more petty politics in the Elitist Superstructure. oh wait you remember when frodo was dry humping bilbo up the ass in a classroom at gryffendorf then harry potter walked in and started tossing frodo's salad HOLY SHIT I DO NOT CARE

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 18:15

Hey, if we're doing funny choker stories, I've got a few.
So, once I was teaching a girl to suppress her gag reflex, holding onto a spiked leather choker and guiding her movements.
Then, I started making comical faces at her to test eye contact and she started laughing, well, that was a bit too stimulating so I let loose, and she wound up snorting cum out of her nose. Used to, I could sit across from her sharing a milkshake, make that face, and we would both just crack up...good times, good times.

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8568 23:57

docter docter i hit my head

what do you want me to do stupid

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 00:20

Sitcom idea:

An escaped mental patient kills his doctor and wears his flesh, thinking that the hot woman he saw his doctor out to lunch with earlier is his wife. Turns out that hot woman is just a business contact - and a lipstick lesbian - and the doctor's wife is Kathy Bates or Melissa McCarthy or something, and super bossy and domineering. His son is an idiot who is constantly getting into trouble and the ballza doctor was heavily in debt to Chinese gangsters due to a secret gambling/Ma Jong problem.

So the flesh-wearing protagonist is in for a host of zany, dark surprises, as he attempts to navigate his new life and keep the fact that he is, in fact, an escaped lunatic wearing his psychiatrist's skin a secret.

In one episode, there is a heat wave and they all go to the beach, and the doc/lunatic-in-disguise is struggling to stay cool as he is basically wearing a head-to-toe leather jumpsuit and would be sweating like a bitch in there. So he gets all uncomfortable and tries to covertly keep cool underneath without giving away his true identity.

At the end of season one, the son finds out the truth but the pair soon bond as the son was not close to the real doctor (who would constantly pressure him about grades and medical school when the son's true passion was making stunt videos, like stapling things to his face and jumping off buildings and breaking his legs). The lunatic, it turns out, is much more supportive of the son's true inclinations and the pair soon bond, helping to keep each other's secrets and cover for each other in time of need.

Toward the end of season 2, it turns out the fat wife is actually a man wearing human flesh as well, complicating matters considerably, and the unusual family learn the true meaning of loyalty and build a life together until a heated and hilarious series climax involving a suspicious neighbour - who throughout the series has known something was not right with the family next door but couldn't quite put his finger on it; many episodes revolve around close calls with this neighbour - and a nosy FBI agent who won't quit. Things come to a head in a dramatic cat-and-mouse sequence as the family attempts to disguise themselves in the flesh of numerous people in an attempt to evade law enforcement. The final episode would feature numerous guest appearances and cameos, as various celebrities play the family members hiding in the flesh of new victims as they attempt to escape capture.

Get Charlie Brooker to write some episodes and maybe get Chris Morris to write/direct. Call it*Under My Skin* or Beneath It All or something.

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 00:46

>>520
gNo Skin Off My Backh.

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 01:53

>>517
Ok only high level politics from here on out.

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 03:30

>>522
I'm off to play the graaand piaaano before I take my seat in Paaaaarliament.

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 14:01

Select all squares which speak against the Party.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 17:13

Who's insulting anyone? I'm gargling like 40 cocks right now and most of them aren't even white.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 18:20

>>522 They better be very high-level politics indeed, but it's still pretty distasteful

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 20:29

qe qem qyr qyrs qemself

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 21:02

I'll just post the latest installment in my crime serial, Lesbian Detective.
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Cream, or brown? This was the biggest question on my mind as my eyes, and therefore my mind, switched back and forth between the two upscale dress shirts. A medium brown might work well with a dark grey suit, but cream would be more versatile and pop more than the standard white. I put both shirts down, my indecisiveness once again robbing me of my time.

"May I... help you?" a woman behind me asked. I did not see her, but she was obviously incredulous and on Lite-Brite. High on drugs at work, that sounds like my type. Was I someone's sister or mother? In the men's department, there were many reasons why a woman might be there. Little did she know: I was a lesbian.

I adjusted my fedora and turned around, shooting the woman a stare. Milky-white skin, streaks of green in her otherwise raven hair, an apron with the store's mascot on it. A bear. Winking and giving a smile. The woman was smiling as well but nervously, trying not to appear rude or letting her mental state slip.

"You may help me," I said, tipping my fedora like a champ. "By not hating yourself so much. Even in space, it appears the patriarchy is not yet smashed."

The woman scrunched her face up in an unattractive manner.

"I am buying shirts for my successful detective business. It's important to give the first right impressions. None of the shirts in the women's section suit me," I said with even more power and confidence.

"I am sorry, I will leave you to it then," she said as she bowed at much like some Asian person might. The Japanese are the ones who bow a lot, I think. I picked up the two shirts once more and compared them with my all-seeing eyes.

"Excuse me, you are the Lesbian Detective?" another voice came from behind me this time. A negress, undoubtedly. Their voices were like honey filtered through diamonds. My lesbian panties moistened. I placed the shirts down once more and turned around. A tall negress in her prime, ebony hair shaved down, but face quite beautiful. I could not see her abdomen, but judging by her arms, they were attractively toned. I contained my blush.

"That is right. Where is your owner?" I asked, looking around and seeing no Master or Lady for her. Perhaps free, so desirable.

"That is the problem, Miss Detective. It seems my Lady has gone missing. How I miss lifting her things and sharing my bed with her," she said. "I talked to your Transgender Secretary and she told me to come to the clothing shop next door. I hope I am not intruding, but I so do need your help."

"I need your help too," I said, tipping my fedora before turning around, then back again. "Cream or brown?"

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 21:03

"So, when did you see her last?" I asked once we were back at my cool, film noir style office a few doors down. Transgender Secretary came in, in her normally very big dress and curly hair drills, pouring tea for us both and giggling as she tiptoed out.

"May I start by saying that your plump but healthy body and shortish brown hair are very appealing to me, sexually," the negress said, the slightest blush coming across those crimson cheeks.

"You may," I said, sipping on the tea.

"I just did. Anyway, the last I heard from her she was visiting her daughter on the outskirts of VJ-28. She stopped calling me telling me to do chores. I want to find her, and I can't trust a cishet detective for obvious reasons," she seemed to be on the verge of getting hysterical and crying, so I grabbed her hand.

"Do you have a picture of hers with clothes on?" I asked, and she produced the picture on her slave tag. A stout blond woman in a while sundress and dirty blond hair, holding onto her property as one might a beloved stuffed animal. "I see. If you can give me the coordinates, I will fly there right away in my cool space ship," I said, looking out the window as the neon lights cast shadows through the blinds.

"Of course, I will give you all the information I have to such a handsome woman. I'm sure my Lady will pay if you find her, if not..."

"Don't worry about it," I said sighing and looking back at her. "I can take my payment in any number of ways."

She shuddered in anticipation.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 21:05

"Ckat, bring me some pizza," I said, as I put my feet up. VJ-28 was quite a ways on the space highway. The adorable pink anime kitty cat that was my AI danced around the cabin.

"Of course, and pizza is a good choice and healthy for you because there is nothing wrong with your weight," she said, before the drawer dinged and out came my pizza. I rubbed myself casually through my clothes as I thought of negress staying with Transgender Secretary. I fired up an antique television show from an old civilization called the Food Network. Barbarians for sure, but they could cook.

I brushed the crumbs off my desk as we passed VJ-27. 28 was like the end of the cul-de-sac of the VJ sector, with penty of room for space stations and artificial suns. I touched down on the one verdant planet in the system. There were only a few large houses on the planet.

One thing had been bothering me ever since I hopped in the car. Why was her daughter living in such outskirts of civilization? She must have been young, so such property would have been hard for her to afford. I parked my car in front of the large house, not much security outside the complex. It was night, and my trenchcoat went fluttering as I exited the car in a cool way.

It did not take long after ringing the doorbell when someone answered. The woman looked like a spitting image of her mother, although obviously younger and hotter. The only difference was the very large, protruding, and distened belly. It was like she swallowed a watermelon. I had heard of such things before... vorelings. It was very sexy to some but I could never get into such things.

"You must be Lesbian Detective!" she said, smiling.

"How do you know me?" I asked, putting my hand on my cool revolver pistol underneath my coat.

"Oh, I just know you from the news! You've solved many cases with your intellect. Please, come in," she said, opening the door wider. Her story checked out, since I hellza was that successful.

"What brings you to my house, though? I hope nothing bad has happened?" she asked, suddenly seeming worried. We sat down in her foyer.

"Well, unfortunately it seems your mother has gone missing. Her beautiful and sexy negroid slave said this was the last place she said she was going before she disappeared..." I said, the girl looking increasingly worried.

"Oh, right, the slave. She was always quite tender and loving of her slave. Anyway, if she was coming here, she never made it, I haven't see her in a long time," she said, sipping some wine. "I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse me, I had a watermelon for dinner and I must pass some now..." she said, standing up.

I waited until she had turned around to pull me gun and lock the hammer back, because that was the coolest way to do it.

"You don't need to go to the bathroom..." I said sternly. "Turn around and regurgitate whatever you have swallowed..."

"Detective? What is this about? Are you a body shamer? I'm simply trying to use the restroom in my own house..."

"There's only one problem with that..." I said, tipping my fedora. "You're wearing a diaper. There's no need to go to the bathroom. I have full appreciation for voreling rights, it's you giving them a bad name... eating your own mother like that..." I said, de-cocking and then cocking my gun again because I like the sound it made.

It was at that point that she lunged at me, probably trying to take my gun, but unlike all those oppressive police officers, I simply hit her over the head with it and restrained her with some cool moves. "End of the line for you," I said, standing over my body and calling the space cops.

"There's just one bit of unfinished business," I said, taking a knife and cutting the girl's belly open. Even partially digested and covered in stomach juices, the woman was rather beautiful, and I kissed her butt after grabbing her ownership locket.

"Ow! Fuck!" the girl splattered as I cut her open. "You'll live thanks to space medicine, but your voreling rights have been revoked!" I said, as a cool line to end the scene on.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 21:06

"I'm sorry. I cut her open to kiss her butt for you," I said, as the negress looked over the locket.

"Thank you, that was the right thing to do in this situation," the slave said, looking up at me. "But, what will I do now? All I'm good at is lifting heavy things but not too heavy, and having sex with women!"

"I think I can provide a remedy there... if you don't mind being owned by a handsome detective who is good at solving crimes and fixing machines," I said, smirking as I pulled her up from the chair.

"Machines?" the woman asked, already rubbing herself like an ape in heat.

"Well, you know..." I said, looking cool as I brought her close for a kiss.

"Lesbians can't have sex without machines."

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 21:06

the thread that was posted in is going to 404 of old age soon and I wanted to save it for posterity, sorry for the multipost

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 21:22

Alan Lomax was definitely ahead of his time: he used state-of-the art stereo tape and pioneered its use in the field.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8569 22:40

The good old world is coming back. Finally, the society would count not the number of gays on a parade but the missiles along borders — and the more there are, the more respectful and understanding will be the discussion between opponents.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8570 17:06

maybe I love high heels so much because I'm attracted to unstable people

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8570 19:00

I didn't want to talk about it because I ended up liking them a little more this time around.

537 Name: mailto:sage : 1993-09-8570 20:20

They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary the masked man.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 02:15

Just saw a fat ginger girl buying a rape whistle... You have to admire her optimism.

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 02:37

I don't know about you, but I'm getting awfully tired of the lamentations of their women.

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 11:44

LOLICORE IS NOT MUSIC .
FUCK OFF .

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 11:45

Do your child a favour and choose a gender-neutral name.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 13:06

>>540 source? It makes me laugh when people think they can decide what is and isn't music, I would like to read the context

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 13:59

we planned to get up on stage playing droning black metal noise in robes and slaughter a blow up goat

>>542 http://bit.ly/2lSFDID

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 17:33

>>543 oh, I got concretely the wrong end of the stick there

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 18:36

The bad news is that we live in a time where people can put videos of damn near anything on the Internet for all to share, but look at the bright side: we live in a time where people can put videos of damn near anything on the Internet for all to share.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8571 19:23

On the other hand Shelob is a strong female character

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 01:36

Bing is my preferred search engine due to it's GUI and very aesthetic look, plus the image previewer + in-page video viewer is so much more convenient.

Also, the porn. You wouldn't believe the amount of porn you can get with it. I used to play a game with it's image search, where I would search the most mundane, lame thing in existence and see how long it would take before I got to some sort of pornography related suggestion.

I once got from Lagrange Interpolation to Titties in just 8 clicks, but that was before they changed the layout a couple years ago.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 08:17

And that's just the officers HIYOOOOOO

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 20:40

im gonna touch the butt

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8573 22:22

connect 4 is a horribly broken game if you go first you shouldnt lose ever

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 02:47

Touhou is my favorite anime, my favorite character is Ned Flanders the sparkling vampire.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 06:01

Yes, but Joseph Pilates is still torturing people today.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8574 15:18

wrong thread, thought this was the ctrl+v thread

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 14:47

i must be in the wrong music business if one can get paid $182 a month to speed up songs that aren't theirs

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8575 16:47

They have such low self-esteem that they pretended to be retarded, because when people tell them to fuck off they feel like they've finally accomplished something with their lives.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 18:38

That is why the Left constantly digs through long-forgotten personal histories in seeking to discredit people; to them, you will forever be whatever the worst interpretation of the worst thing you have ever done or said is.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 20:40

Lol, I watched that milo video. Not just the "out of context" video. Pretty crazy he said that shit. I'm fine with people fantasizing about anything, but to encourage people to have sex with minors if they think they're "mature" enough is just wrong. I didn't even know who he was, but I'm surprised so many alt-rights are defending him. Some alt-rights are saying shit like "congratulations liberals! You just bullied and harassed a sexually abused gay." So alt-rights agree that even though he said he was sexually mature enough as a minor, he was sexually abused? If so, does that mean he can say whatever he wants and can't be called out for it because he is a sexually abused gay? That sort of logic is usually what the alt-right accuse the left of.

You do not have to agree with every little thing that an alt-right says or does. There are a lot of people in every political party who do and say crazy shit. There are even people who are well respected by their party, but then they do or say something stupid. This does not mean you have to support their actions. It also does not invalidate the entire political party. Milo might be a beacon of alt-right philosophy, but it doesn't mean you have to support his views on sexuality. The best thing you could do is to challenge his beliefs on the subject but continue to support him for his other beliefs on immigration, donald, or whatever he talks about.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8576 22:26

i spray painted my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work

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561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 00:40

Yo momma so fat that if they had used her instead of Nauvoo to knock Eros out of it's orbit the several pages of physics discussion would have been like "Oh yeah, that checks out"

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 09:21

Yeah but when you got cancer - its to late anyway. At least for the breasts.
Women have a real reason to fear this shit. -_- shiver

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 13:58

WAAAAI!
SUGOIIII!
TANOSHIIIII!
AMIGAAAAA!

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 20:06

[if I was obscenely wealthy] i would invest in an underground home, made of some tough, nonstain material. some smooth rock, it looks nice in my head. i have a nice desire to have a house nobody knows about, like a secret closet only bigger. spend the rest of my life doing bear grylls type survivalist shit running around then finally come back to my underground home and fuck my nigger wife in ways i don't even understand since it would be an imported slave who cant even fucking speak english. hit the gym and become the next van darkholm, i don't even care anymore, the idea of being a buff fuck and wrestling dudes just as big and fighting over each other's ass is appealing. go to taiwan and fuck every single piece of tranny ass in the country and finally buy capcom to sell it to gearbox just to see what the fuck would happen. also keep a section of my home just soft dirt for some fun all night digging around like a molerat eating every fucking worm who is in my fucking soil

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 22:43

Did you ever find your grandmother? I'm not sure if it's the right person but I have a hunch it's my grandmothers sister?

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8577 23:58

>hates faggots
>goes into gay thread, inspecting all of the gay sex webms in detail
>complains about it

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8578 20:45

Sasha Grey isn't just a port actress. She's a novelist, philosopher, scientist, dramatist, biochemist, park ranger, lion tamer, pediatric proctologist, Navajo shaman, and a power ranger.

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8579 00:37

That's my secret, Cap. My balls are always touching.

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8579 02:15

You gotta flood her pussy with as much of your juices as possible so that she gets pregnant. Fill up her fallopian tubes and make her into a mother.

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8579 07:22

Why was the Airship in FF9 called Invincible when it clearly wasnt a horse from Warcraft?

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 03:05

I sort of like "The Brown Movement Party"

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 20:09

How on earth? 80 IQ males can go beyond depravity, guess. I heard that a lot of those animals will fuck carsf tailpipes. I was bunkered away in an internet café in Korea once and a guy in another row must have been sure he was alone. He jerked off to pictures of food. Buckle up for the govft sponsored reverse eugenics ride. These kinds of completely structure-less, pointless brains are going to be flooding the planet.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8580 20:49

I love early Persona 3 Gamefaq forums, because theyfre full of thread topics like

    How do bathrooms work?
Why canft I scrub the toilet?
How do I get maid outfits?
What drinks do I get for the little girl?
What do vending machines do?
What happens if I fail my exams?
How do I become great?

They sound like a group of aliens trying to very slowly piece together human society.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8581 22:55

Please try to remember that most people who watched Zootopia appreciated it for its nuance and artistry and not because of wiener reasons.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 15:31

@"Kinpatsu-Sensei, I want to become an English teacher
like you. But my pa has gone. My ma works day and night.
I have no future..." "Hey, baby, I never said I was a
victim of circumstance`ô Your love find you a happiness.
You are so young that you don't know life's secrets."
They came back in the conversation.
@The music teacher rushed the biggest one and slapped him.
Someone whistled. That wasn't her. "Big boys, you are too
late! They had to go ahead and let me wait for you! But,
well, the school trip is in motion again." "cWoman has
four holes, you know?", said he to his boys in a low tone.
She couldn't help bursting into a laugh.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 16:18

Lads, I have figured out how to save humanity. It came to me while I was having a wank to some extremely weird porn.

Since MRSA came about because of some bacteria that became immune to antibiotics, and since this will probably happen to all other kinds of bacteria and/or viruses that we suppress with antibiotics, I thought that maybe we can give these bacteria cancer, diabetes or aids, you know something like that and wait for them to become immune to it. Then we get whatever made them immune to those diseases and give it to humans.

Also, I probably saved agriculture accidentally, because if I apply the same rule to plants, and get veggies that are immune to pests, fungi, and other problems, then we won't have to use neonicotinoid pesticides and kill all the bees.

Another thing that came to me earlier today as I shat was that if babies were like "vaccinated" by giving them shellfish and peanuts, then they wouldn't become allergic to these things.

I always knew I was too fucking smart. I'm feeling very smug right now lads.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 18:13

"because all orientals are perverted degenerates" then explain me, you degenerate, why japanese law force censorship on every single porn movie, and hentai shit, brothels are banned in japan. while europeans wank carelessly to uncensored porn shit on redtube. there is nothing more degenerated than european and american civilization. AND law. you are itself, FUCKING degenerate little waebo shit! while naming others, thats what you are.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8582 23:59

People in other countries are starting to use the word 'Democrat' to mean: Stupid or ignorant. It's been spotted as an insult online in India, Egypt and South Korea. All that they are seeing is the stupid protests and idiotic rioting over a free and fair election. How can you blame them?

And, in the end, given how the Democratic party is trending... It's a pretty fair insult. So the next time someone comes around trolling, since 'Nazi' has pretty much lost its punch, just call them a Democrat.

Strawman argument?

'Oh, you must be a Democrat.'

Logical fallacy?

'Democrat, huh?'

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 02:38

no offense to the title. and this is very cool. but invisible objects you can touch is kinda silly sounding. if something is invisible it doesnt mean its not there so unless it was using some kinda phase cloak you could still touch it. and bump into it. this is still really cool though 

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8583 13:24

u watch yaoi? go get a job runt

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 08:41

God i personally hate i mean hate moe anime and their shit character design from early 2000s to now especially early 2000s that shit Don't look human

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8585 18:26

Well, who expects Klingons to know anything about proper unit tactics? Bunch of Leeroy Jenkinses, every one.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8586 11:45

His Survival Shield X-2 (nascent iodine) is actually pretty good. Shit tastes and smells like a fucking doctor's office mixed with chlorine and two week old stale water, but I dunno if I had a thyroid condition that I didn't know about or if iodine really is some kind of miracle drug but it's seriously improved my health. My motivation's shot up, I don't feel dead anymore, I can wake up in the morning and my energy burns nicely thoughout the whole day and it's all thanks to Alex Jones. Plus the only side effects is that I occasionally have something similar to an acid trip when I'm about pretty tired and my head hits the pillow, but is that really a problem? I think it's great. We're making mental health great again folks, my health is great, my life is great, and the globalists are crying because even my DREAMS are great. Praise Alex Jones, he is an absolute Hero, I swear to God.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 02:26

No homo but I just put a toothbrush in my ass because of this thread and I felt like I was shitting myself.

How is that enjoyable?

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8589 02:39

"We'll see what we end up with. I'm figuring at least half a shit sandwich."

That's when you have two pieces of shit and you w-w-w-w-wish you had some bread

(a-bow-bow-bow...)

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8590 17:33

Bro are you retarded? Music like this was played at 1300 raves, and they couldnt record it you idiot. Historians had to search through thousands of old records to reassemble the songs.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8591 00:35

I have a zit in my penis

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8591 07:26

>>587
Ouch!

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8591 08:07

They're a bit like 700 Club for college age left-leaning atheist-leaning types, telling you the world's gone to shit and going to get worse, but here we are to take it all away with proven healing power of Je--I mean, late nite comedy.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8592 11:20

I'd offer more explanation, but it seems I've entered an endless recursion of not caring.

591 This post sucked.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 11:03

I don't mean to put down people's hard work, but man, they gave the main characters the facial structure of Shrek, the mouths of Syncro-Vox, animation pacing that makes Ray Harryhausen look like he wasn't working with severe limitations, just... what gives? I expect a certain quality in "AAA" game development--not like best whatever or glitch free--but animation errors in the trailer yes. It's a title for the mass market, so the point is to sell, sell, sell. What you absolutely must not have QC issues in is the marketing materials!

But maybe the part that makes this sad is that multiple people had to have completed a degree in animation with the idea that this is an acceptable level for utterly conventional 3D work.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8594 14:42

Imagine how i felt when i realized gay rights were tied to blacks being equal

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8595 10:56

im not emotionally ready to listen to this yet send help

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8598 16:33

It's so grainy and artifacted it's almost like i'm reading sand.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8599 11:29

This strip was loosely inspired by a recent dream I had. The panel with Lyman in a disco suit walking on a slice of pizza holding out a giant steak to a cat much larger than him has nothing to do with any dreams I had.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8599 23:51

rust free, straight body, all the trim's there except some chrome.

Engine runs well, not included.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 05:26

Then there was the matter of the growth
disease. He could eliminate that easily enough,
in the Chamber of the Cones. But first they
would have to be prepared. And the
preparation\hurt.

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8600 23:35

You didn't really think Puddingcess was drinking tea in Tea Break, did you?

Nah itt was Vodka after her Chateau had beend destroyed by a Heavy Storm.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8601 19:06

There's a cost to this movement, and the cost is, how much do I value my blood?

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