I got upgraded from smile & wave to smile & wave + hi
I need to call the expert.
You must be really new here, because pretty much everyone in here is an edgelord who doesn't carry any actual opinions. You may be forgiven for thinking that people here have opinions, but I assure you that it is all an illusion. What you think are opinions are merely attempts at insulting each other.
donald trump just wonder traded me a rattata
How do you define social justice warriors?
They’re the ones who weaponize compassion.
If you want to incorporate cripples, gimps, and ‘tards into your game, there is an easy way to do it, and all you have to do is look back to the Sacred Texts brought down from the peaks of Lake Geneva by the blessed prophet Gygax: 3D6 in order, bichez
anime nazi foot soldiers realizing their leadership doesn’t ’t respect them or anime is the political fissure to watch for in 2017
Democrats: "We have to ban all guns! Even though we have no evidence that it will help us! Think of the children!"
Me: "We have to expose the worlds largest pedophile ring, here is all the facts and evidence we need to expose #PizzaGate! Think of the children!"
Democrats: "Fake news."
Gen Z as they call them are going to be fucking amazing. Ultra nationalistic, traditional, and no PC bullshit.
>yfw Gen Z
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This series has basically been HP Lovecraft's Maximum Overdrive.
The episode was 'mountain of madness', season 8, first aired Feb 2 1997. (Gee, almost exactly ten years ago!!) The one where Homer and Mister Burns end up buried under the avalanche and both go kinduv crazy
>>314
Lovecraft wrote a story called "Homer and Mister Burns end up buried under the avalanche and both go kinduv crazy." The episode is inspired by that short story, though the changed the name.
you are white you dumb nigger
The meme is up, kiddo
>>311
STOP.
STEALING.
OUR.
JAPANESE.
EMOJIS. YOU LITTLE NAZI FUCKS.
If you see this while scrolling the comment section, you have been visited by the AZTEC GODS OF FITNESS
All of the gains you made today will be DOUBLED but only if you post "AWAKEN MY MASTERS" in a reply to this comment.
The website you made is infected with a virus! Every time I go to check my mail after visiting the site, I get all kinds of porn! I tried going to hotmale.com on my daughter’s computer too and the problem persisted.
According to Lithuanian scientists one has an approximately 16.(6666) chance of winning a game of Russian roulette.
The Bible is not a credible source since it was written by Jews
Exactly. I'm a nice, pussy classical liberal at heart, but the left is making me pick between my sons singing hymns to transsexuality and paying for Travon's seven offspring while being shipped off to die in some middle east hell hole to preserve a country who's people hate me and my religion ORRRRRRR ovens.
So, ovens it is.
I've only met two people who actually watch anime irl. You know how they watch it? They'll fucking tell you.
three words: three laser pointers
Replacing Shakespeare with a black feminist lesbian is a step in the right direction, but it would've been much better (and more diverse) to replace him with Ayishah Omar bin al-Khattab, the highly regarded gender queer HIV-infected Muslim atheist (one-legged) midget from the Swahili Coast, who also writes poetry.
>>329
The problem is that the people you're parodying don't really exist. Someone who advocates for better representation of the gender queer is unlikely to use the word "one-legged," and they probably wouldn't be crazy about atheists because atheists are privileged white boys who aren't feminist enough.
I like to get up halfway through and loudly say "WAIT A MINUTE, THIS ISNT ______" where the blank is a movie of a wildly different genre and cinematography, to the extent where I should have realized that I was in the wrong theatre the moment the movie began. I then of course have to leave the theatre or else the joke falls flat. I've missed out on the third act of several movies because of this. One third act I didn't miss however, was during the theatrical run of David Fincher's Se7en, which (unlike subsequent releases and television airings) actually showed the contents of the box.
Or sometimes I'll just say "THATS GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING" every time a character gets hurt.
What part of "I don't speak English" don't you understand? As I said, I don't speak your language at all, I can communicate with you only in the written form of English.
I could feel a burning sensation through my entire body. I looked up and was almost blinded by the street light. I'll kill the people who make these. No no no! Ace! Com'n snap out of it. But I couldn't I ran into a nearby alley and sat in the darkness. But I began to chock. I looked down to see my cross. It had a strange aura around it. Cursed thing!!! NO! I gotta get control over this situation.
Than I grabbed the cross. It burnt me. And began to choke me even more it was starting to get hard to breath. Ahh!! I have to get this off! No. Gotta keep it on. It might keep me under control. I started to breath hard. Pain started surging through my body.
Suddenly a woman ran into the ally. She had a panicked look on her face. But she couldn't see me. The shadows made sure of that. I could sneak up and torture her if this blasted cross wasn't on me. Stay away from her!! Come on! Get out of here!!
But I saw why. Three men walked in and started to push here into the wall.
"What should we do to her?? I don't like it when people run." Said the first guy.
"I say we kill her. Or better yet lets just rape her." The other guy replied.
"Well boy's." The biggest guy said. "Lets get started."
"Heh, heh, heh, yes do it." What the hell am I saying!?? Help her!!
"Stay out of this Ssspader you're mine now."
One of the guys heard me. And saw me. He started to walk towards me.
"Well what do we have here??" I was still crouched over in pain. He must think I'm a druggie. And I was right. "This guy must be high on something?? Wanna rough him up a bit fellas??"
"Yeah why not?? But hold on a sec." He punches the girl in the face. Thats gonna hurt in the morning. But now they were coming towards me. They circled around me.
Sep 21: Bubsy remains defiant. Three months and counting. It is my belief that everyone simply accepts that one of our whiteboards is the eternal home of a forgotten mascot.
Birth rate problem comes from low Reptillian gene factor in closed Japaneese civilization! Too many slaves and not enought alpha masters, who makes families and companies. Peoples who like manga are 100% antireptillians. Their eyes are like cat's. Guess who will take this country, when ALL normal peoples with no greed of power will die naturally.
The gameplay is bad, and that affects the gameplay.
Gotham City must be built atop the prison of a god of madness and obsession or something.
Prep, jock, stoner, hipster, metalhead, I hate labels. Its just a bunch of crap, were all people. Except nerd cause I am one haha. You can tell cause of all these chinese manufactured commodities in my room. Logitech… drools haha. Logitech is so good at making devices that interface with other device lol. Im an animal and want to be fucked lol. I want to feel another persons body warmth haha
Trying a new way of drawing cum. Let me know what you guys think.
EpVI - Third film, three final battles; Vader v Luke v Emperor, Assault on Death Star Redux, Teddy Ruxpin's cannibal cookout (okay, so the Ewoks are not technically cannibals; but everyone forgets they were going to BBQ Han and Luke before Leia stepped in. How many Stormtroopers were put on the spit after the battle was over? Did any of the Rebels 'try the local cuisine'?
LCD Soundsystem is playing Daft Punk is Playing at My House at my house!
I have three sons; one is my assistant, one is a professional singer, and one likes this thing called “scat.” The last one is my punishment. I am also happily married.
You have to choose between having a cat or having nice things. Can't have both.
Me and my fellow mujahideen beheaded a kuffar earlier today. Make Allahu Akbar Again.
people actually think this is a movie clip. well it's not. it's actually a PSA for women to help them realize that when a man speaks they are to do as told. in this case the bitch should have cooked those fucking eggs.
The man that shot the Russian Ambassador to Turkey screamed "Allahu Akbar" before firing. We are trying to find out what that means.
that's jail in the future, you get trapped at the top of a tower for a couple of years and you need to use that spear to kill birds for food
donkey kong country is more of an island also its a lawless savage land
Fallout is made by an American dev, set in America, with constant references to American pop culture, whose main gimmick is a scifi setting against a backdrop of 50's Americana. Foreigners shouldn't even be allowed to play, go back to Mexico. We all know you weirdos don't even get any of the jokes and just play for the loli sex mods, anyway.
I was going to ask, "What's the feminine equivalent of Pajama Boys?" But then the answer popped into my head: "Pajama Boys."
I'm sick of this. I'm going to trigger EVERYONE.
What's white and twelve inches long?
Nothing.
What's the objective in Jewish football?
To get the quarterback.
What's an Irish seven course dinner?
A boiled potato and a six pack.
What do you say to a black guy in a three piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."
Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
Did you hear about the Irish gay couple, Patrick FitzRoy and Roy FitzPatrick?
Did you hear about the airliner that crashed in a Polish cemetery?
Yeah, they recovered 11,000 bodies.
A Mexican and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving?
The cops.
merry christmas faggots
new code for dock, it's always pastel now. alt color is duller, suitable for neutral colors and photos. I darkened the shadows under the nav bar to help it stick out above the dock but visually combine with the lace. I will eventually share it I swear
lol what I'm so confused yet laughing historically
>>357
I don't get the Polish one. But otherwise, these are great.
>>360
Presumably a concentration camp joke, as both sets of bodies would be charred
Maybe the original Rangers were dinosaurs? That'd be pretty awesome, I wanna see that movie insteadDinosaurs riding around in giant mechanical teenagers!
>>360 it plays on the durrrr polish r dum setup of such jokes. A plane that carries 400 some passengers tops crashes in a graveyard, and the Poles just find a ridiculous number of bodies IN A GRAVEYARD that's the joke get it?
>>363
I got it yesterday afternoon while I was away from computer.
I am shocked, shocked that a neurotic gay Jewish lawyer had a bitchy meltdown in public. I truly feel bad for that poor child of his.
I'm not paying for your unnecessary equipment. An artist can do just as well in MS Paint as he could in some other program.
Looking for the SAFEST airline to fly with? Apparently Muslims are boycotting Delta now
>>368 you've got it completely backwards. If you're ISIS or whoever, Delta is the airline you're going to hit for that very reason, whereas just Muslims aren't going to do shit.
Sina Weibo is the perfect example of a tyrranical, hierarchal dictatorship manipulating its public into adopting a single party-approved hivemind of opinion. The company has to closely monitor all posts and remove anything which might threaten the CCP's reputation, or mention the tiannamen square incident, or the great leap forward rural genocide. And just as how normies virtue signal on Facebook with pictures of them petting african children for likes, Weibo users suck CCP dick for likes.
I wouldn't be surprised if 20%-50% of users were bots
If Stalin, Mao, Kim Jong Il, and Nancy Reagan couldn’t stop black markets from forming, don’t you think it’s about time to admit capitalism isn’t optional?
>british gun
>japanese girl
The requirements for being Irish seem to fall lower with each passing day.
thank you for posting two girls who are almost covered head to toe so we can see how attractive they are, you are my greatest ally
My sister is crying over Kung Fu Panda 2
I don't see the problem with doping. We've pretty much hit the peak of what humans can achieve physically outside of drugs, and as a result, sport becomes boring.
We should just allow it to be open to everything - drugs, cybernetic implants, genetic engineering. I want to see 9ft high Chinese baseball players pumped with steroids leaping 30ft in the air on pneumatic legs.
>I don't see the problem with doping.
Because it becomes a matter of who can afford what.
Just as the night rises against the day, the light and dark are in eternal conflict. So too, is the Anglo the greatest enemy of the dominant species on earth, mankind. The Anglo is a biological creature, crafted by nature, which has hands, legs, eyes and mouth, even the semblance of a brain. Nevertheless, this terrible creature is only a partial human being.
Although it has features similar to a human, the Anglo is lower on the spiritual and psychological scale than any animal. Inside of this creature lies wild and unrestrained passions: an incessant need to destroy, filled with the most primitive desires, chaos and coldhearted villainy.
An Anglo and nothing more!
Not all of those who appear human are in fact so. Woe to him who forgets it!
British and Irish barbarians, Australians, New Zealanders, Canadians and Amerifat skin savages all make up this modern underworld of subhumans that is always headed by the appearance of the eternal Anglo.
>16th century
>not knowing latin
You don't deserve to read the bible you vile pleb
It seems your empathy is well warranted, and the educational standards by which one learns to differentiate between contractions and possessive pronouns has not been available to you. You're most unfortunate, especially in trolling, as this mark of fundamental ignorance is well precedented and easy to avoid. Perhaps if you weren't poor your parents could have afforded a grammar school education
The gay stuff is ball draining hot. But this book fundamentally misunderstands the electoral college so I couldn't give it more stars.
I Can't Believe My Little Sister Made America Great Again
i get that parents are shitty in the uk (there's a tv show where patents send their uk kids to other countries, including America) but you should kill yourself man. you sound like a complete waste of matter. i know it sounds harsh bud but take it into consideration. i can tell you aren't smart and you don't do well in school and you have no future. what's the point of going on? your whole life is going to be shitty
On how often you use the word "slave" so are you mired in delusions. Slave, by definition, can't have such a vast country. In Russian civilization, everyone can have the will and desire. One for all and others fault is personally mine. When everyone has one better future, everyone wants to achieve it together. And everyone can access it only by having a conscience. Model of domination over others will never reach maximum success without the involvement of each. You don't even know our culture, and already you have the courage to humiliate. In our Soivet films created ideals of justice, our science fiction create ideal future where humanity has flown into space, where they qualitatively improve itself. Western futurologists don't think about the future at all. They just trying to make a new war with Russia.
The whole civilized Western world - this is our stumbling block.
I'll take the gayest coffee you have. In fact, cancel that. I'll have a tea.
I wonder if this is the same as the American greeting used frequently in O'Hara's Appointment in Samarra, spelled "Hyuh". O'Hara seems to put it in the mouths of the male characters more often. The story takes place in Pennsylvania in 1930. I don't see that spelling in more recent texts.
Hottest thing I've seen all day. Haruhi looks genuinely attracted to and interested in Mikuru, instead of just molesting her on a whim.
Brought a girl over to the house, just for ten minutes. Everyone was supposed to be gone and we were grabbing some stuff before we hit the movie. Yet somehow, we turn the corner into my room and there he is: The Ultimate Father, standing in the center of it in nothing but tighty whities and a saint louis cardinals ballcap. Time seemed to slow down as he reached out towards me, jar of medical creme in hand. “This is for your insane ass rash, that was so bad we had to go to the doctor and get prescription ass rash cream for it. Have fun out there kiddo” he said, the words ringing out like a bell. I stumbled, numb, trying to run but my legs betraying me. There was no time. It was too late. “And aren’t you going to introduce me to this sexy young lady?” he said. I began to scream.
There's no timeline for eating things without butchering them first, or while they are still alive, but it would be consistent with the goals of the project.
Only Konata could still focus on playing video games while having anal sex. Girl, you're such a nerd. ^^'
homo goblin with aids and snow flame coke snorting superhero. They should put this in a film, I would watch it.
Yeah, accept you really can't, it's on the regulation.
Honestly, I think that girl would've agree to fuck me if I were a human.
Anime Sensation in Japan & Wanted War Criminal in Kiev What a life