[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 3] (999)

357 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8513 01:54

I'm sick of this. I'm going to trigger EVERYONE.

What's white and twelve inches long?
Nothing.

What's the objective in Jewish football?
To get the quarterback.

What's an Irish seven course dinner?
A boiled potato and a six pack.

What do you say to a black guy in a three piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise."

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Did you hear about the Irish gay couple, Patrick FitzRoy and Roy FitzPatrick?

Did you hear about the airliner that crashed in a Polish cemetery?
Yeah, they recovered 11,000 bodies.

A Mexican and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving?
The cops.

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