Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
>how does one say a series of symbols
i@L_T`jsf@@@ @C@DDD
It's time.
What a powerful fucking series! Puts that feeling that swells your chest and keeps you up for hours past your bedtime, full of zest and bittersweet joy that radiates to every corner of your basement dwelling!!!
big ugly ogre with a green squishy caterpillar for a penis
Dennis the Ennis
No, I have to think of something interesting, and post that instead.
Wow, I have a really nice butt. When did my butt get so nice?
touch gay anus
Welcome to ZORK.
Release 13 / Serial number 040826 / Inform v6.14 Library 6/7
West of House
This is an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
A rubber mat saying 'Welcome to Zork!' lies by the door.
> touch gay anus
Fiddling with a gay anus does not seem to do anything.
> look gay anus
I only understood you as far as wanting to look.
(The primitive Zork parser thinks the verb look can only refer to looking at one's surroundings, so the correct command would be examine gay anus. The most likely output from this, although not very humorous, would be "I see nothing special about the gay anus.")
pick nose
A Roman Pug, that's very rare!
>pick nose
You select a large, hooked nose from the pile of noses in the mailbox, and slot it onto your face.
Do we need a revival of adventure threads?
How do I find a woman like one of the girls from TLC? There was a fleeting moment in 2000s pop where it seemed like the world finally figured out that flat was justice, and they had all those cool ideas for hair and clothing too.
>>554
How about adventure threads with lots of added S_JIS art? This place has been lacking in the AA department the last little while.
anus ape
>>556 Your inventory contains:
Briefcase full of files
Radio
Handgun
3 bullets
Quiche
i loved the grinding noises saga so much that i named both my cat and my stabby loli tomboy dragons dogma character after jack conundrum-chan, but it became obvious after a while when the MM would write 5 paragraphs paragraphs in response to a 4 word prompt that he was simply using it as a vehicle to just write what he wanted to write anyway. the worn armor, rusted dagger, and amnesia thread felt a lot more "traditionally dqn" in that regard.
atashi-tachi no turn desu pyon!
>>561
I started the worn armor, rusted dagger and amnesia thread and then never posted in it again. I feel good about that.
Sad.
Nonplussed.
one of these days I've got to find a way to make my best stuff pay instead of just throwing it up here for free.
i need moneys bad
fruster eight
Rainbow Rainblow
Decatur Dictator
Buck Cherry Chuck Berry
I hate the radio
I hate myself.
We'll bang, OK?
The Indian model of water treatment is associated with a higher degree of utilization with respect to designated public spaces.
Writing becomes a lot easier if you don't try to justify every single statement.
Anchorite pros: hikki for Jesus, generally respected in small medieval communities, low to no social contact
cons: itty bitty livin space, options on entertainment and intellectual stimulation highly limited, even those of few natural urges may find them difficult to resist
©ͺΝV―Ε·B
disgusting vagina
ffs its hot today goddam
Hang on, lemme discuss this with my anterior decorator
gamer chicken
Do people really get high off this stuff? I've inhaled so much that I've got a headache and life is still shit.
Taco Bell, otherwise known as mex-lax
>>587 The only high you'd feel with that is brain cells dying. Get some poppers and fist yourself instead! Or nitrous is fun and safer.
My bran cellz are dyin every time i use the internet box
I HAVE MANAGED TO PRODUCE A SCATOLOGICAL S_JIS SHITPOST IN RECORD TIME
TO COMMEMORATE THIS VILE EVENT I HAVE REWARDED MYSELF WITH THE EMERGENCY MITTENS
GOD THIS FEELS GOOD
disgaea? more like
dis nigga gae
I'm going to post on DQN.
oh my god my tea is being spilled help me I don'T want to go to bed on a wednesday morning with the waterfall sunshine being dark and nasty
my blanket sucks
i might be a homosexual african-american but flonne is my wife!
Like all girls, I am a monster.
Like some monsters, I am a girl.
Xiao P hai
Los Chupacabras
ლ(ಠvಠლ)
ლოლიკონ
No, that's dumb.
The amicable tortellini whispers sweet nothings in your ear. -more-
The big N Nerd
lying liar vs laying layer
make the semen come out
>>606
according to Google Translate this says "Lolicon" in Georgian
class: mage
subclass: african american mage
sprinkling red pepper on my tongue and expressing myself through interpretive ahegao
>>611
I had the same thought at about the same time but decided to not post it.
Great minds think alike, huh?
>>561
I named my computer's primary hard drive stovestove, then when it died, I named its replacement continue-chan.
>>616
as the person who chose the name Stove Stove many moons ago, this makes me very happy :3
pancreas pizza
sprinkling MDMA on my tongue and then licking her clit
>>561
I don't think the MM was ever just one person, but I could be wrong. I would jump in and write segments if I though I could come up with an interesting spin on the current prompts but was absent for most of the second half
also huge fan of grinding noises, I need to catch up on the sequel
increase PP
>>620
unfortunately the sequel just kind of, stops one day right in the middle
DQNs live all over the world, if there's ever another big international world war we should do that fullmetal jacket thing except i'll put a jack of hearts on my helmet, if we see each other across the trenches that's how we'll know not to shoot
I like the shirt novel thread we should continue that instead because it's more loose and requires less narrative skill, if that's what you're worried about
vaginae are vile
All vaginae are cute and yummy, if you love someone who has a stinking fish pussy the love makes it taste like the fanciest tuna salad!
"How to Win Friends and Influence People" is the title of an actual book and not just a meme
holy
I wish the physical pain at least did a better job of distracting me from the emotional pain.
Fuck them! Fuck them six foot under with an elephant cock!
i really want to manhandle some stupid braindead fucking twink and cum all over his stupid twink face
i just want to suck each other off and maybe try rubbing our dicks together
x[XLINEβΑΔιHΞ -> "can i friend you on bassbook, lol"
nAmE a biGgEr DoWnGraDE
Text bored
Ugh.
I love nujabes but I am SO SICK of hearing his music everywhere that I never want to listen to it again