Like I was saying, once upon a time there a little boy on the Internet named Espeon and he kept writing threatening statements about the President forums for some faggoty anime-themed M-P-O-R-N…. er, M-M-P-O-R-G and these scary guys from the Secret Service showed up in SUVs and suits and woke him up at one in the afternoon on a day he had to work the graveyard shift. Yeah, shut the fuck up both of you! And YES you both are too old for bed time stories especially at four o’clock in the morning but this is serious fucking business! Those guys took my computer and there were lots of naughty pictures of your mom and I on it and I am fucking pissed!
I don’t care what daddy says about Obama at home, Espeon! You don’t repeat it on the fucking Internet!
I don't want to go OUTSIDE and eat FOOD. I'd rather eat FOOD INSIDE.
I wonder if my food is done. If I go down and it isn't, I'll just be disappointed. But if I go down too late, it will have burned.
Why isn't all food in pill form yet?
Ahhhhh I sang a song to a girl with my guitar and she burst into tears and jumped on me and I also proposed to her
i'm getting married dqn aaaaahhhhh
When 4chan goes down, my mental state deteriorates.
>>557
Really? I find I become much more intelligent and have a more profound outlook on life. I then realise how terrible 4chan is and solemnly swear that, even when it's back up, I will never visit it ever again.
One day I will listen to myself.
Tee hehe, I haven't visited that place in about 4 years or so. Don't intend to do so anymore.
Today I found a little friend sitting on my walls, but he ran away from me. Then I realized that even the bugs don't like me anymore.
I don't know why, but I stop paying attention and suddenly end up doing stupid shit just to see how the person I'm with will react to it.
It's does produce decent data, however.
>>561
I often do this. Though I think it's mostly because of the dreamlike state I enter whenever I leave my bedroom. Oh, the joys of being a NEET!
I binge-watched all of Community season 1 in three days. I love its clever wit and variety of humor. I dislike the minor harem thing going on with the main character and the implications that strength and feminism are Britta's weak points.
And I have mixed feelings about the season finale. On the one hand it was exactly the ending I was expecting and hoping for, on the other hand I felt uncomfortable when I realized this.
The first Pokemon Generation was the best Generation. This doesn't mean the other Generations suck, but they are just not as memorable and nostalgic as the First.
>>564
Of course. Though the sprites sucked and walking was a pain.
>>565
I know, it sure made everything finer and the ability to travel to Kanto again blew my mind back then.
I just replayed Crystal again on the PC, because I sold it and my Gold version is broken. After I finished it, I realized that I prefer the first Gen more. But it's all opinions after all.
>the sprites sucked
Well, that's more likely again a matter of how you view it. I have to say, since almost every Pokemon got a unique sprite in R/B and Yellow, which makes 302 sprites, the quality of it is pretty high. Yet, the backsprites cause different views and I personally like them.
>walking was a pain
I think you just might got used to the running shoes. I wasn't bothered of the slow-down when you entered a building.
When I was playing Gold for the first time, I missed the guy who offers a free bike to player. I was quite surprised by the price of it and had to develop a schedule of beating Elite Four. I gave up on it pretty quick though.
The idea of some kid making a million just to waste it on a fucking bike still amuses me.
Is it just me or DQN got really crowded when 4chan went down?
whats a 4chan
Having a NEET girlfriend is awesome.
September has lasted for a while, hasn't it?
I'm trying to CTRL+V desperately, but nothing comes out. I think I should see a doctor.
http://usb.brando.com/usb-panda-heating-gloves_p01334c050d015.html just look at this spectacular scientific achievement.
Being a NEET girlfriend is horrible.
Goddamn when the fuck is 5
( ﾟ -ﾟ) If only >>577 were mittens.
( ﾟヮ ﾟ) Mittens...
( ˃ ヮ˂) MITTENS!
( ˃ ヮ˂) NEXT ITERATION OF THEM MUST BE MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS!
I've seen USB-heated mittens posted before on this very web sight (http://4-ch.net/dqn/index.html)
my lower intestine just went "buuuuuurrrrrm"
>>586
I should try mixing these to impress my lecturer.
Also, you wasted a perfect Pentium get.
Most people irritate me.
>>588 HIYA PAL YOU'VE GOT A BIT OF FOOD STUCK TO YOUR CHIN LET ME GET IT FOR YOU
I miss Espeon.
The queen of DQN is dead. ;__;
>>591
Yes there is. Just let me break it down OK
Emperor - Squeeks
King - MODD#withtrip
Queen - Espeon
Prince - ( ˃ ヮ˂)
Princess - ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃
Archduke - Deceased (?)
I'm constantly moving away from my spiritual ambitions, towards a hedonistic life. I'm not sure how to feel about it.
I had a girl straddle me and jerk me off in a way that looked like she was a futanari jerking over me
It kind of pisses me off whenever I see futanari abbreviated as "futa". That part of the word literally means "two". It comes from a fundamental misunderstanding of how Japanese abbreviation works ("futa" implies "futanari" only in compound forms, and only with clear context). And that's turrible.
herpes outbreak
It kind of pisses me off whenever I see dubstep abbreviated as "dub". Dub is a subgenre of reggae music, taking its name from the production technique of dubbing the tracks in a recording differently, in the studio. Dubstep in the beginning was using dub production techniques in 2-step and garage tracks, but doesn't bear much resemblance to what many would call dubstep today.
Great hungry beasts will roam the Earth.
I'm chewing about eight pieces of chewing gum simultaneously, and I'm kinda considering fetching some more pieces, y'know?
>>600
Chewing eight pieces of chewing gum at the same time is so last year. Get on with the times old man.
囧 looks kinda like a floppy disk.
>>596
If the Japanese can steal our words and mess around with them, we can do the same with theirs.
>>605 the true crime is that there has always been a perfectly serviceable English word for this.
>>607
Which word? Dickgirl?
I think futanari specifically defines animated/drawn in the Japanese style and there's usually some (weak) story. Dickgirl is just girl with dick. It's kind of like people who argue about the definition/use of the term "anime."
GO TEAM DICKGIRL
>>609 That was informative and entertaining, and on a tangent I watched the first episode of Card Captor Sakura and it was good and I liked it so I will watch it often.
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SELF-PITY AT ITS FINEST
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I was going to make a wall decoration that would be a monument to catching 14 rats. I was going to get a stuffed rat and put it in a trap and hang it on the wall. It was just going to be a weird little joke.
In doing this, I discovered a line of stuffed toys by a company called Kosen. They're highly realistic. OH yeah, and they're $70. What the fuck kind of market is there for such a toy?
I was thinking about it and if you took a picture of your kids with this toy just sitting in the background, the photo processor might see it and be convinced that your child lived in a rat infested house and call the authorities. They're that good...
>>614
Why are you so obsessed with rat murder?
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Oh god, is the lava supposed to do that? How in the hell did it jump out of that hole and engulf the entire island? WHY AM I SUCH A FAILURE?!
>>617
Are you playing a game or did you make a poor real estate decision?
Just a gosh darned second, Onii-chan!
>>614
When you said $70, I was actually ready to buy one. I'm one of those guys willing to spend $70 on good stuff. I'm slowly but surely getting a collection of various plushies.
Sadly, all of the good animals are quite a bit more than $70. That $214 turtle looks rather pretty, so does the $152 crocodile. That $430 limited edition anteater will make me jealous forever. But I can't say that I have that kind of money sitting around.
Plushophiles' joy and pleasure
>>620
You seem to know too much about this...
I'm not going to destroy a high-end collectible toy for the sake of an inside joke. With that in mind, what do you know of competing brands, knock-offs, and counterfeits?
I was going to mock the other recent posters in this thread until I looked at Kosen's web page. It leaves me strangely wistful for a childhood I never had, stuffed rats and all. ( o_o)
I just finished infamous for the second time, went the evil route this time. The game's fun, but the story is so disappointing and the dialogue makes me cringe. It doesn't matter if you're good or bad, the dialogue only changes a little and everything is pretty much the same, even the ending.
And you can't skip the credits, fuck you sucker punch i've already read them all
My current thoughts are on my own stuffed animal. My only plushie or furry thing was a goddamn panda and I have to say that it looked much better than any of these pandas on the Kosen website, they look really awkward. I loved it with all my heart, since it was the only stuffed toy I ever had. Allergic children have it so rough huggable-toys-wise.
I remember my mom put it in a special bag which was used in combination with the vacuum cleaner in order to vacuum seal and or clean stuff. At least that's what I was told, who knows what sick designs were behind her actions.
I still kind of have a strange desire for really big, fluffy, huggable things. It's like I never had enough huggable things in my life. I should be content with what I got, but when I see really big stuffed toys I feel this urge to hold them.
>>624
えんぜるになりたい
花になりたい
From what I can understand, it says:
"I would like to become an angel
I would like to become a flower"
Also, that handwriting is lovely.
>>622
I don't really know that much about it (being a more recent hobby of mine), but unsurprisingly, all collectibles cost actual money. Kosen is pretty much the most expensive place that I know of (but it's at least partly justifiable through quality).
Homemade stuff from Etsy & other marketplace sites can be really good for the prices but will probably still exceed your budget. Decent stuff starts at $30 shipped.
There's two basic rules that I've seen to avoid crap. First, only buy stuff with 1 in stock/with "group photos" including everything made (the "what you see is what you get" rule). Second, avoid buying stuff that doesn't show off the entire creation because the people that know what they're doing know that people that know what they're buying want to see the entire thing.
As for knockoffs/counterfeits, eBay is as usual 50% counterfeit, 20% big sellers selling above full price to suckers that get in a bidding war, 20% real but used and 10% scammers. Fakes vary in quality far too much to say anything conclusive about them; there's stuff that'll randomly fall apart and there's things that look perfectly the same and feel arguably better than the originals.
And of course, everyone has seen and knows of the standard $5 unlabeled crap from China. Toy stores and souvenir shops always have some around. Generally far from lifelike, but really the only sane option for destruction.
>>628
Thank you for showing me Etsy. There are a bunch of amazing things that may bankrupt me immediately.
> ...his little innards are needle-felted by hand out of 100% wool. He comes pinned into his wooden 8 x 10 inch frame, but he is not glued down, so you can take him out and cuddle him if you wish...
Is this you Ratman?
That /jp/ thread with three DQN in it was fun.
Wow, just think, the entire board was there!
ｌ ＡＭ ＳＯ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＵＬＬ ＯＦ ＨＡＴＥ
i love /z/ right now <3
My stools have been bloody for the past week. I should probably see a doctor but it's a pain in a language I don't speak and also embarrassing and time consuming.
>>631
I'd never keep a rat as a pet now. I did have one as kid, though. It rode around on my shoulder, systematically destroyed every toy I gave it, and only lived about 2 years. A fine pet for a disturbed child. Would recommend, A++++.
>>636
Run "bloody stools" through google translate 3-4 times, see what happens.
What the fuck is /z/. WHat the fuck DQN is doing on forcharn
Reply.
http://sovietrussia [dot] org/z/
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brain shits cuz sleepin is lame I war Girlfriend dresses a touhou I 1cc Touhou Youyoumu Hard
No! They lied!
It is not it.
I want to rub my penis on that miko's armpit. I wouldn't stop until I cummed on both.
>>642
not are you a necrophiliac you are a pedophile necrophiliac
The only motivation that I have for learning Japanese would be to insult people in both Japanese and English.
I don't understand how or why in movies people say "let's see each other tomorrow" and leave without specifying a time or place, then somehow magically meet up anyway.
Sometimes I wonder if my fears are an adverse-reaction caused by my low self-esteem in relation to my desires.
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All of these black friday deals are "minimum 1 per store." It's faith-based shopping.
