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Oi, you have a happy new year now, man.
Happy new year! Make 2015 a good one for you!
varg vikernes is cute
Who else is bad at video games?
2014 was not the best year
fwee
I have no asshole but must fart
Wow, Alice, that's pretty dark.
>>8
I have to agree. I like number 14, but 2014 kinda sucked, and I have no recollection of it.
We're destined to look at the broken ASCII art for eternity.
2014 was pretty horrible but then the ending totally made up for it.
2015 2015 2015
In the interests of frolicking.
苦しくなると
overpopulation, poor economy, and the future
Fuck me, it's cold.
Fuck cold, it's me.
Fuck I went to work and there's almost nobody here, my boss is not here and he was going to help me why didn't I ask this day off? This is ridiculous.
>>22
I have a VM suitably equipped for my side projects for my lunch hour, and days like today.
But that's just silly.
I finished both my proposals. Now I can look like an overachiever at work on Monday.
Don't let all that shiny new tech confuse you. It's still 1993.
tech in 1993 didn't have government backdoors
Is it just me or is SAoVQ broken? It happened right after I posted too. What is happening?
the problem seems to have gone away, whatever it was
>>25
neerrrrrrrrrrd
all I did was watch my computer run really slowly
I want a plashuff mokou
I tried an online typing test thing to see what my results would be.
In the first few tests, there was one piece of writing about how the NRA is bad, then one about how white people are privileged, and then about how video games are sexist.
What the fuck? I thought this was just /pol/ nonsense.
Can't even see how many words per minute I type without a website trying to push a liberal agenda down my throat.
BLOOD
A group of cute little girls performing experimental lobotomy on you.
I wish grey would change his tumblr weblog theme again. It's a bit of a pain to read right now.
why is it always dfc vs cow tits? they both have their merits
grrrrrrrrrrr im a sandcow
"For your convenience, towels are available at the pool."
lolololololol it said poo
Consider this: a pack of wild VIPPERs.
I don't think this song is about a butterfly.
I'm ashamed of my beer drinking habits
I thought of a great insult but I'm too nice to use it.
I'm slow and only just today played Fortune Summoners. I wish there were more games with serious and difficult gameplay but cute lolis as main characters.
madoka seinfeld
>>44 did you know that your imouto has 20 different words for my dick?
(I feel unclean)
I just took some dramamine. Looking on the back of the packaging, I noticed that it said the drug is an "antiemetic". It amused me slightly, because of how similar it is to "antisemitic".
>>45
Dammit, you just reminded me I never completed Fortune Summoners. I'm not much good at fighter games; I wouldn't have even looked at it twice if it weren't for the loli protagonists.
How do men become gay? They sit on their poopoo. When the poopoo wants to come out, men sit down in a way to stop it inside. But men's bowel doesn't stop and the poopoo compresses and moves around, then it pushes against men's prostate and anus turning annoyance into pleasure. And as it is always with men, they learn what pleases them and seek to repeat it.
There should be a loli mod for Civ 4. All the civ leaders would be cute lolis in national costumes, and all the resources would be replaced with stuff lolis like, like candy and tea and cute clothes. It would make it a lot less obnoxious if it were a cute brown loli at the head of the Aztecs telling me that I either pay her a yearly tribute of kittens or go to war.
this whole thing is designed to give me an erection
Lolifags are almost as bad as furries
I just want more games with lolis. I want a loli-raising simulator where you raise a loli with care and love to be a proper young lady. Like Princess Maker but without the lewd.
As an archer IRL, all video games must have an ability to use a bow. Without such a feature it is unplayable to me.
This is what my life has become.
>>60
I am sure there is a better way but just I selected to use HTML formatting and wrote it as <a href="your shit here">link</a>.
>>54
Furries are pretty nice and educated compared to your typical otakus and "*fags" users though.
I still imagine Cassandra looking like Beatrice except now I remembered that she is from Higurashi, not Umineko.
SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW
When a woman says that her hips are moving on their own, it's sexy as hell.
koLE WO izon to yobuuhh NARUUAAAHHH
watashiwa kO-OOOOOKO NI something something
>>65 that woman is having a seizure. She needs medical attention.
du du du dun du du du dun
wuh wuh wuh wuh
dun du du dun du du
I could never love a woman with a phobia of moths.
It's impossible to get along.
I need to do something important today, but I don't want to do it.
Noodles in the bowl.
Sticky.
Cannot name it's type.
What's the point of meaninglessness?
DisHarmony.
Forest-berry and cherry smoothy and raclette.
A brain on a stick, by any other name:
The artist who smiled and painted, however, destiny
全滅した。
絶望した
>>71
I don't want to do anything ever, which is becoming a problem since I have a job where I'm supposed to actually do stuff.
Sorry, no update tonight due to me wasting most of the evening explaining Grignard reaction initiation methods to my nonagenarian grandmother.
iniss is iss the is
I've been a responsible adult lately. I'm a delinquent dokyun.
A rowdy onee-san teaches you about skinship
My college's mental health counselor talks to me like I'm a complete idiot. I'm crazy, not retarded. Get it right.
I want to be verbally abused and berated by Kugimiya Rie.
Listen for me ya better listen for me now
Listen for me ya better listen for me now
When I rock the microphone, I rock it steady
Yes sir Daddy Snow me are the Article Don
When I'm at a dance they say, "Where you come from?"
People then say I come from Jamaica
But I'm born and raised in the ghetto
That's all I want you to know
Pure black people man that's all I man know
My shoes used to tear up and my toes used to show
Where I'm born is the one Toronto, so
<marquee>gaynus</marquee>
In the midwinter of 2015, >>86 learned the secrets of life and death from a box of peaches.
Today I studied for 11 hours, with only a couple breaks here and there. It was pretty good.
studying can be ok. i'm tired now. maybe just a little more.
architecture of buildings
smoke atop a roof
what makes a good strategy game?
many options, risks and a logical system
quite photogenic.
I can count the times I actually, consciously studied throghout the entirety of my career with only the fingers on my hands.
It was for the finals of these specific courses: Math II, Math III, Differential Equations, Physics III, Quantitative Methods, Computer Architecture, Linear Programming.
God damn it Veronica, you've let me down again.
Do my thoughts displease you?
they are my thoughts, from the mind, running and written as such
I wish I had a forehead concealer.
I had a dream in which I wore an Etna costume and was outside in public, and I desperately wanted to hide but couldn't. Somehow this is far more embarrassing than a simply naked in public dream.
>>99
The difference between being an embarrassing straight naked guy and a creepy cross-dresser straight from a nightmare is an Etna costume.
alone around people
I want a 3D printer so I can print UNLIMITED LEGOS.
And do what?
Hitler quotes added to images of famous African Americans, shared on Facebook by people who agree with the message but think it's from black people instead of a Nazi
I miss that old I Love Japan thread from 4chan's text boards. Everyone ragging on Japan was endlessly funny.
I should continue working on the project oh it's that thread again
What I loved about it, what kept me coming back, was that feeling of losing oneself: simply doing for doing's sake, blissfully unaware of any greater context.
Ooh, the http://4-ch.net homepage image has changed. I wonder when that happened.
I'm at peace
Hey, general is at the top.
You can't get rid of me that easily
>>108
I went on it yesterday or the day before and it was the boat. So very very recently.
>>110
I was the one who suggested that to bps, it's oddly satisfying seeing that he did it.
I used to play the shit out of minecraft. Now I play minetest and get to do the same but for free.
cyclic universe theory
I'm not really bothered about following the second control tower story.
>>113
...and then you join a multiplayer server and see all those neat stylish buildings whilst your own shack back in SP is just a bit of dirt and cobblestone.
It's been way too long since I last listened to some enka.
>>118 I always wanted to try enka but wasn't sure where to start. Do you have any song recommendations?
Thanks bps for looking after the site for a year!
>>119
I wish! I don't know the first thing about enka, unfortunately. I was just listening to https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4C8YOZ_r8GSYQdgYchlLwm4J42MSyYcZ.
I had a dream where I was fugging a cute DQN boy who was dressed as Etna in the boypussy.
I wonder if I'll regret having had two big plates of spicy Indian curry for breakfast later on in the day.
the term "boypussy" bothers me
Sleeveless hoodies are the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.
Broke my favorite teapot
Broke my favorite wrist
Today was not a good fucking day
I just want to climb in bed with a bottle of gin and watch Hidamari Sketch til I fall asleep.
Classes tomorrow.
I find global warming to be amusing, because the fix is really simple, but no one would ever consider doing it.
Stop driving cars. Stop using energy-sucking smartphones and computers. Stop using TVs. Stop using elevators. Stop lighting up every fucking inch of every street at night. Stop using electricity for cameras everywhere.
Bam. I fucking solved global warming. Too bad no one wants to use my solution.
>>128
If goverments had switched to nuclear power during the late 80s and early 90s instead of going berzerk about nuclear meltdowns and radioactive waste, we would have no such problem, and we would be already pretty ahead on extracting energy from waste, and there would be no worldwide oil crisis.
Star Wars MMO allows me to pick either Republic or Empire, where Smuggler or Bounty Hunter sound relatively attractive (the rest are religious freaks). But I want to play as anarcho-communist and fend off both Republic and Empire with their authoritarianism.
>>130
Agreed, the catastrophe happened on a very specific reactor type that only Soviet Union used and only to some extent (VVER being dominant), but it froze the whole industry for almost a decade. Nuclear power plants are one of the most efficient and cheap power sources (and designed with huge safety margins these days), which have considerably less environmental impact compared to hydroelectric dams.
As a misanthrope I would also prefer uninhabited exclusion areas around, err, less successful reactors – where nature takes its course – to endless biofuel fields in shade of wind turbines. The latter is an ugly man-made disaster!
I missed my first math class. This is a bad omen.
I attended my first evolutionary biology class. I wonder how long it'll take before they notice I don't know anything about biology.
I spent all my furniture money on a drawing tablet, i'm an adult.
having flashbacks to my gory failed suicide attempt
>>137
Why would you?.. I mean... Gory?
I guess it's justified if it was planned to be spectacularly gory.
And then I'll say "jouzu desu ne!" just to spite them!
I don't understand cups.
>>138
If you're depressed and try to kill yourself by jumping out of a window, you think "yeah, this is it, time to die... finally I can have peace." And then you black out and wake up a while later with bones sticking out of your flesh and you're completely mangled and broken. Not only did you not accomplish the task, but you just made your whole life worse. It's a very sad and frightening experience. Failing at failing and fucking up your body so much that you become even more of a failure and your life is even worse than before. I remember each and every detail of the event to this day.
>>133
My friend jokes that I'm 72. But he is 62 himself, so I don't listen to this youngster.
>>142
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>>142
What the fuck man. Things like that is the stuff that keeps me awake at 3 AM.
I'm really hoping that shit's made up.
>>145
It's not. Is it really that hard to believe? Lots of people attempt suicide. The human body is hardier than you might think.
Dittersdorf was a great composer who deserves more modern recognition.
3 years ago today I sent a packet of my favourite sweets to DQN-kun (*ﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ
>>146
It's not that it's hard to believe, as much as I wish it wasn't your case, man. Making an attempt on my own life only to fail and remain in a cast forever is a fear of mine, for whatever reason because I'm not even suicidal. I can do nothing but wish you the very best, as useless as good wishes to anonymous people are.
>>148
Did you use a PO box as a sender address just in case he has a severe allergy or decides to stalk you?
I'm going to take off your head now.
>>142
That's exactly why I didn't do it. There are a lot of ways to go, but everything can fail, leaving the body or the brain fucked up, but alive.
I was once obsessed with an idea of swallowing a treble hook attached to a tower crane and jumping down, thus, ideally, tearing my guts out and dying a few moments later. But the thought of just hanging there with a hook stuck in my mouth, bleeding, suffering intense pain, and slowly suffocating on my own blood was enough to make me value my life.
>>152
That's pretty horrible, sounds more like some gruesome mafia murder than a suicide method.
Eat all the plants, eat all the plants that you want, accidents happen like it or not.
I considered suicide when I was a young and foolish teenager. Then I found http://lostallhope.com/, and realised it was a very, very bad idea. I also once had to help talk another young and foolish teenager out of suicide, which was not a particularly fun experience.
so there are (at least) two of us who have attempted suicide? fade-to-nothingness-kun and mangled-bones-san?
>>156 does thinking about it count?
This is really the reason I don't own a handgun. It's not because I'm a super anti-gun activist or anything; I have no problem with gun ownership for home protection (assuming it even really works most of the time.) But I think if I owned a gun, I'd be too tempted to put a bullet in my skull after getting into one of my deep ruts, which happens far too often. Pulling a trigger is just too easy, even in contrast to jumping out a window.
Three. I tried to overdose on psychiatric medication, but apparently I didn't take enough. In hindsight, I should have drank some alcohol to go with it. That might have done the trick.
>>157
The most common kind of violence caused by legal gun owners is suicide, not homicide. Real criminals who kill people don't care about gun laws or licenses.
>>156 I was heading for a high bridge when I talked myself out of it and checked into a hospital instead. Half a year's worth of Prozac and cognitive behavior therapy later and I'm feeling good.
>>161
What exactly does cognitive behavioral therapy entail? I've been to multiple therapists but all they do is talk to me one-on-one in a room. I thought CBT was more than just the stereotypical how-does-that-make-you-feel armchair therapists.
I thought >>162 was talking about cock and ball torture after skimming this thread too quickly.
I'd separate her variables, if you know what I mean.
Let's not consider suicide anymore, and imagine and post wonderful things instead.
Such as the blissful eternal respite of death.
>>165
Just today I found out I got more than 90% on a really hard assignment! I'm glad my hard work paid off.
Okay, so you know how wallpaper starts to peel at the corners when it's old? Maybe it's just me, but I always get this strange urge to pick at it and peel it away. Anyway, the point is, it's like that, but instead of wallpaper it's the substance of reality itself.
>>168
Have you seen the movie Barton Fink?
http://www.anyclip.com/movies/barton-fink/peeling-wallpaper/
You should watch the whole movie, it's good
>>161
I'm glad you talked yourself out of it. I was on prozac and now I'm on sertraline and don't feel any different with either of them.
>Basically, CBT is retraining your inner voice to not be such an asshole to you.
But my inner voice has been an asshole my whole life. I think it's too deeply ingrained into my very being at this point.
In that case, direct that inner asshole at everyone else, and it'll be too busy to rag on you.
Khhhhhh! Khhhhhh!
I love chewing gum.
I chew so many packs of gum, it's crazy.
You may call me a "gum guzzler"
Cock and ball torture
>>168
Depends on a glue, but most likely adding a bit of water on the back side should suffice to stick it back. But yeah, peeling wallpaper is probably the best part in house renovation.
>>172
I used to think that too, but give it a try anyway. It works, it just takes work.
cocks
oh how the mighty have fallen
death grips x anime mashups
Surprisingly, the Hoki station is still alive.
http://hokisjstation.no-ip.info:8000/
I don't like sex
>>184
gay
yes, I really filled out a captcha just to call you gay
Shaved my head today, feels great. I used electric clippers over the bathroom sink and when I was done it was full to the top with hair. The clippers even got stuck a few times because my hair is really thick and impossible to take care of which is why I shaved it in the first place.
Thanks for reading my blog.
>>186
Hmmm, tonight I should fall asleep to an ASMR haircut recording.
I want to get a real haircut but I'm too anxious.
Thanks for reading MY blog.
Reading through entire textboard threads really nicely complements listening to lolicore.
My home has been without internet access for 72 hours now. If it weren't for this library, I'd've probably lost my mind by now.
I've become the system.
Once, the system was just a part of me.
It was the part that lurked inside; the burning desire to find out what the system is. The system sought to recreate itself.
But now I understand.
I've looked inside my system and I've seen it.
It's everything.
It's cups, it's picture frames, it's diaries, it's monetary value, it's iPhones and pens and curtains and peaches and gates and skyscrapers and shopfloors.
It's all inside me and I can unleash it when I feel like it.
When I want you all gone, I'll simply activate my world destruction trigger.
It's located on the side of my head.
I'll need some kind of blunt force to activate it, though.
Will you activate my system for me?
It's laying dormant, choking on the mist inside me.
I have no bones and no organs, just mist and the system.
These words aren't even real.
The system is real; the fog is real; the desire is real.
But you're not real.
How does it feel to be part of my system?
Does it feel good?
I hate you.
You know what? I like animals and everything, but if someone's pet dog is retarded enough to eat something that will kill it, despite the owner's efforts to prevent it, maybe just let the dog die.
>>195
sounds like the logic of a person who leaves poisoned dog treats scattered around in the park
>>196 not at all. I just think it's a bit of a waste to spend $20,000 on operations for an animal that adamantly refuses to not try to kill itself by breaking into the cupboard and eating a mess of chocolate.
>>197
You could, by the same argument, say that we shouldn't pay for lung cancer treatments for smokers.
>>198
Only if you place the same value on a family pet as on a human member of your family.
>>199
Exactly, it's a value judgement. Whether or not a problem is someone's own fault or not is largely irrelevant to whether or not you should help them.
As an aside, my family dog once ate most of a toblerone and she was absolutely fine.
>>197
If a dog eats a shitton of chocolate, what does the dog need to get well? Stomach pumping? Why does that cost 20K?
>>202
I think it's actually cacao that is harmful to dogs, but there's not as much of it in milk chocolate as there is in say baker's chocolate.
I LOVE CATS AND THINGS THAT ARE RELATED TO CATS
I wish the /language/ board were more active.
Maybe I should just stick to what I know.
I actually like memorising kanji.
>>212
I like memorizing heavily inflected verb forms throughout various classical languages. By various, I mean three.
If only radio [...]
Beauty is artifice.
I haven't even showered yet today and all I've done is masturbate a lot. I wish I had the willpower to do things I actually want to do.
There is no motivation today either.
>>216
You should get a hobby, any hobby. Other than masturbation, I mean.
It's 2:30 in the morning and I haven't gone to sleep yet. I need to get up really early tomorrow... or should I say today.
I never cease to be amazed by this song's ability to give me a mental breakdown on demand.
Poole's closed!
>>222
Despite all the emails I sent him over the years calling him a faggot and telling him to kill himself, it makes me feel a bit sad to hear that he's retiring. Like it's the end of an era, or something.
I think we've all given him a little too much shit, but you gotta admit he's done pretty well for a single person on a site with almost 2 billion posts.
Suffice (imperative)
ineffective flu vaccines
the end is near
Will any tech giants ever experience huge data loss? Like maybe it'll turn out that there's a defect in the hard drives they use, or perhaps a meteor will strike a data center. I know companies do backups but it's possible (yet unlikely) that their primary and backup storage could be impacted at the same exact time.
Imagine if large parts of Youtube, for example, just disappeared.
Is it wrong that I'm looking forward to the Charlotte vs Mami edits of the soon-to-be-released beheading video of those two Japanese guys that ISIS captured?
After literally several years, on and off, of trying to master lucid dreaming, I now have rather good dream recall. However, not only do I no longer keep a dream diary, but I generally don't even make an effort to properly remember my dreams any more. This is partly because not all of my dreams are things I want to record or remember (for various reasons) but there's more to it than that. Many of my dreams strike me as really, truly beautiful - not in their entirety, but just bits of them - and somehow this beauty is intrinsically linked to their ephemerality, and how easily they are forgotten.
My memory is fairly good for facts and figures, but astoundingly poor for personal details - even my own ones. My memories of my childhood are already very hazy, with many events that I can't quite place or have outright forgotten. I even have confabulated memories: I have a very vivid memory, for instance, of being in a hot air balloon, but both my parents insist it can't possibly have ever happened. Soon enough my memories of early adulthood will go the same way, and everything I care so very deeply about now will slowly desaturate and evaporate away.
Perhaps that's why I like forgetting my dreams, because it reminds me of how my waking life will go. Everything in my dreams, the good and the bad, will vanish given time - a few hours at most. When I am lying on my deathbed, I will look back on my life and see it in exactly the same way. Somehow, it makes it all the more precious and beautiful; it's what separates personal experience from dispassionate facts and theories.
That brief moment each morning, still wrapped in bedclothes, staring at the ceiling, recalling the false events of the last night, might just be the most momentous part of my day.
we need another paradigm shift
>>218
I do have hobbies, just not the willpower to engage in them consistently for long periods of time and I'm easily distracted.
Those don't even look like maltesers.
I like when you guys think about things.
I thought geting drunk wouldh elp me fall asleep but it just made me want to listen to zz top
And then he went to bed.
I've been feeling very lonely lately, I didn't really notice it for a while. I don't talk to lots of people and feel kind of like an outsider even in some of the other internet communities I try to join.
Matrix three is a 3 by 3
Whatever gets you through the day, whatever lets you sleep at night.
I hate Sundays.
I'm sad because I was reminded of my own inadequacies.
The malaise of the thousands of lives you'll never live.
too cold
I shan't mention it.
Immediately scrolling to the bottom of the list to find DQN is going to be a hard habit to break.
I really don't understand the hubub about snow coming to the NE US. It's just a normal amount of snow but people are calling it a blizzard.
>>249
Well my high school French teacher read the lord of the rings trilogy 17 times. N
There is candy inside of the penis I want it
I don't know how to respond to your letters.
ヨメ
Hey, Shii, if you read this, http://shii.org/b/kodokunooto is missing, and your site is redirecting to some weird old book!
>>249
Well, isn't The Hobbit intended for younger audiences and thus much shorter and simpler story-wise? I'm surprised that Hollywood managed to pump as many movies out of thin book as from a large trilogy.
It seems that the modern trend is Game of Thrones with all its behind-the-scenes intrigues and fighting. But I say, "Fuck it!" The world needs more unselfish heroes and less backstabbing rats.
Peeking at other boards feels weird and a bit scary, as if there are lots of unfamiliar posters who have never been to DQN.
My brain told me last night that the sense of ultimate boredom, discontent and depression is a sign of it recovering and rearing to learn something new.
Seriously, am I the only person who uses semicolons?
I tried to smell nice today, but I wonder if I smell too strongly.
>>262
Yeah, and he even nuked his wiki some time before that. Does anybody have a good archive of it? It's a shame to see it go.
Citizenfour is good.
>>263
It even inspired me to work on my own web place!
...But then it was gone, and motivation was no more.
So if Edgar Allan Poe lived today, you think he would be a furry? You reckon he would have a crow as his avatar?
Would he be an Internet addict? Would he be an avid gamer? Would he call himself Edgar Allan Pwnd?
boom boom boom boom, i want you in my womb.
Now that I think about it, a scene with two women having a scholarly debate about Kantian idealism or something wouldn't pass the Bechdel test, but a scene with two women talking about menstruation and fancy shoes would. Will feminists admit that the latter really does represent women better than the former?
I think there might be a feminist under my bed.
I think there might be a bed under my bipotion.
I didn't think I could pull it off, but I managed to masturbate five times in a row. Now I really need a smoke and something to drink before I die of dehydration.
I think I might be more feverous than usual.
But the only thing you really need to know is what happens when she blows on her flute.
chatte
your body is a temple
cleanliness is godliness
>pull it off
>masturbate
I see what >273 did there.
>>273
In a row and not in a day? How? Teach me this feat, I want to do it too.
That's spectacular.
I should have stuck to masturbating like >>273 did. Some bitch gave me hpv and now I'm gonna get dick cancer.
I spend my "HTML class" time watching from ex-military tattooed idiot ask weird questions and fail at uploading his broken files to the class production server.
>from
*some
fucking autocorrect
Why do nerdy fandoms separate into two rival camps so much? Off the top of my head, there's:
Star Wars vs. Star Trek
Marvel vs. DC
Sega vs. Nintendo
Touhou vs. Kantai Collection
Kyoto Animation vs. SHAFT
>>281
Eesh, is you dick covered with that ugly flaky stuff now? The worst part is that you can get the virus from public places without even sexing anyone.
>>284
The non-nerdy do this just as well. Look at any political ``issue'' or sports team rivalry.
>>287
Nerds.
Their last few shows were a trainwreck but Koufuku Graffiti seems pretty good. And I won't believe that anyone legitimately disliked Hidamari Sketch or Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei instead of just pretending to to troll.
>>288 SZS is objectively good. I can see why someone wouldn't like, say, Bakemonogatari though. Lots of fourth wall breaking and quick back-and-forths and weirdness possibly for the sake of weirdness.
I'm not a fan of Kyoto at all, but I don't really think there's a rivalry between the two, because the shows they make are totally different in a way that the other rivalries >>284
cites aren't.
Also, this guy
>>286
is right. Go to a college football game, which is about as far from an anime or sci-fi/fantasy con as you can get - exactly the same shit.
>>284
Pfft, "vs", really? It's Star Wars, who cares, Nintendo, Touhou, Kyoto Animation obviously.
PFFT! PFFT!
>>288,289
Sayonara was just too oddly paced and I couldn't get through the first episode of Bakemonogatari.
I could see how a native speaker could enjoy them, with Sayonara's quick-fire pop culture references and what I gathered to just be badly subbed wordplay in Bakemonogatari (but which looked suspiciously like a boring 24-minute conversation between two kids in an empty park), but to me they were just entirely inaccessible and I find it difficult to believe any other non-native who hasn't lived there for a good few months can say they genuinely enjoyed either show as much as the creators truly intended.
I mean, I can see Kantai Collection's pedophiliac appeal with all that "they are decades-old ships" guise. Yet, it's not for us – true weeaboos – who value and cherish Japanese culture, history and religion as their own.
I swear, if I had a small amount of money for every time one of these bitches tells me to 召し上がれ I'd have a large amount of money by now.
I've just been pwned by the Oxford Dictionary. It's a new very strange feeling of utter helplessness.
he spent whole days in his room, wearing headphones lest he disturb anyone
Dicks
I wish to focus on becoming the little girl in real life. Goodbye dokyuns.
>>267
He would be one of those guys who posts giant walls of text and has a really pretentious signature. He would also probably be a mod, have a really high post count, and be involved in IRC circlejerks.
>>298 I don't think the little part is really medically possible right now. Also I said I was leaving, autism-quotes-kun.
>>297 this is not an issue of the "real world". You can only truly become the little girl in your mind.
A function for ghosts.
Ah, I shouldn't have read about my Alma mater (not to be), I'm sad now.
I love gluten.
I love glutes!
We know how to have fun where I live. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV0P9lr4654
You're not very good at this...
I wish it was spring already.
I want Letty to leave
I gotta bitch of an itch.
The reason why we aren't visited by time travellers is that we have no future.
I really, really don't want to leave the house again.
I'd like to be able to leave the house entirely on my own terms.
background music
A nice cup of tea and a sticky bun.
I want a rainbow for my birthday.
Savescumming is a sin against human nature.
I browse but rarely post.
Fuck yeah, it's snowing!
HERE TOO!
Not here.
I got friend dumped by three people, in unison. Just before my birthday. I really would like to die in my sleep. That would be nice.
catgirls in heat
i could listen to only VIPTRONIC, DQN ELECTRONICS, BaI ELECTRONICS and vocaloid for ever and my life would probably feel a lot better
I want to have a song in an new DQN ELECTRONICS album but I don't want to make a thread for it.
Maybe tying my legs together wasn't such a great idea after all.
How come there are many bands/musicians who write songs about historical events?
Jenny Craig said, "you know this kid?"
I said I didn't but I know he did
So I watched that "throw like a girl" superbowl commercial and wondered why they were just as spazzy after the Chicks Are Awesome You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Sexist Shitlord part as they were before.
>>334
Chicks suck at sport anyway. My little sister wanted to play-wrestle, but she couldn't even get back up after I leg-slammed her. Fucking girl.
No shit. My sister ran away and cried after I elbow dropped her.
THE FORWARD UNTO DAWN!
I will destroy this exam. And the homework.
I wonder how the world would go on if I weren't here. I know there's at least a few people who appreciate my presence, but would they miss me if I had never been in their lives to begin with? Would they lie awake at night, some faint itch in the back of their head telling that something is missing? For that matter, is something - or someone - missing from my own life? How would I ever know?
I pee pretty often cause I sit on my butt on the computer all day drinking tea and when I get up to stretch my legs I realize I had to pee.
>>334
I turned it off at the halftime show, I just couldn't shake the feeling that I was watching the same kind of cavalcade of degeneracy that I might have seen at a Roman orgy. Maybe it's just because I was drunk but watching it really made me feel physically ill.
>>339
You can lie to yourself and think that the empty part of your life is actually a close friend or a significant other that you should've meet but didn't, but honestly, can you possibly imagine missing someone you haven't even met? Do you even care for strangers around you that actually do exist? Do you weep for any of the 105 persons that just perished last minute?
مرگ بر اسرائیل
After two of my friends "broke up" with me I've been feeling pretty suicidal. I just want to be done. I won't actually do it but I'd be nice to die in my sleep.
>>332 do you mean are, or aren't? Because I don't think historical events are a huge theme in music.
I would do it though, if I could write songs and/or was in a band. Fuckers remake the same dogshit love song ten billion times, but has anyone wrote a song about the Battle of Cannae? Not that many, I bet.
Odenpa Stadio really has lots of lewd wordplay in their songs.
What the hell did I do to her?
Quit your whining, cat. I already fed you.
yeah
spare the noid and spoil the pizza
If you release the emergency mittens and scroll up really fast the mittens float upwards too.
I'm gonna rest 'cuz I'm the best!
殺人したくなるぅ〜
I'm not a fan of the answer to my question. It didn't answer anything and contained unnecessary references to testicles and anal sphincters.
FAILED MY MATY EXAM. TIME TO VIDYA GAEM FOR A WHOLE WEEKEND. LET THE HEALING BEGEN.
When is he getting hereee
I wish Amazon would hurry up with my package.
Personal life going to be amazing, professional life going mediocre. Much better than the other way around.
It's just like that one where one of the main characters turns out to be a tree.
The pigeons around here behave very strangely.
Fuck off, autumn.
I like how the stage theme reaches a climax right before the end and then drops and you're sitting there for a few seconds waiting for the boss to appear.
Thank goodness it isn't three o'clock any more.
urban exploration
I had 10 days to prepare for an exam. I wasted the first 5 doing nothing, so now I'm going to do nothing for 5 days since I already missed my chance at studying
>>367
This. Study! You just want an excuse to give up right now, but you'll regret it if you do.
>>366
Honestly five days is a good amount of time. I failed my math exam because of not studying. I feel terrible. Please study anon.
I'm really bad at studying. I blame high school and college for being too easy; I never had to study. Now if there's anything more advanced that I want to learn on my own, I just can't bring myself to study for it. However, thinking "I need to study" can be a good impetus to do something else useful, because you can rationalise it.
All this goes to say is that I think >>366 should clean the house or exercise to avoid studying.
"Shi" in Dvorak layout corresponds to Russian "жоп" (incomplete "жопа" - "arse"). It also carries on the meaning, just as you would exclaim "Oh shi-!" in English, it would be "О, жоп-!" in Russian.
>>366
You should avoid self-fulfilling prophecies, if anything they ruined my life. But still, 5 days is a lot of a time for studying. If you need to memorize something try to revise it a couple of times per day.
But as >>370,371 you would probably want to clean in your desk/room/house/hard disk drive because it's a mess that distracts you/full of dust/you're tired of your surroundings.
Why do I have dandruff even though I use anti-dandruff shampoo?
>>374
Try changing your bed sheets. Or maybe your head just sheds some useless old skin. Or that shampoo was a rip-off.
What now? How can I just go about as though nothing's changed, as though the world is the same as I always believed it was? How can I not?
I don't see what's wrong with being addicted to masturbation.
It's cheap, safe and free. Plus it's fun!
I can't use Google Earth because I am terrified of it. The blackness of space around the Earth when you're zoomed out, the plunge towards the planet when you zoom in, the unsettling feeling of actually being above the Earth itself and looking down on everything. Looking at photos of planets etc. doesn't bother me at all; it's only this I have a problem with. I don't understand it.
>>378
like anything, it's fine in moderation, but bad in excess
It's true, you do feel great after going to the gym, after the stiffness and muscular pain is gone, that is. Who would've thought?
I can't wait until I have abs. I just want to have a flat chest and stomach.
I'm really tired of myself. I'm boring. Needy. And annoying. And unattractive. I want people to like me and desire to be around me. But if I were someone else I would not choose to be friends with me either.
Those were the first tits I've seen for a while, so I guess that's okay.
I've never understood why the full moon is considered "creepy" or "spooky". Personally I've always found it rather beautiful and peaceful.
Goonaight.
betelgeu.se
I got dinner with someone and I didn't say or do anything awkward!
>>383 I'd like to tell you it's going to be okay, but that really could be a lie.
It's entirely possible though that you're also being way too hard on yourself and are overstating your negative qualities and not thinking about your positive ones. I know because I have done this and still do it all the time. Anyway, if you think you're boring, getting into an interest or hobby is a good way to be less boring.
dongers
>>389
I do have some though. Archery, activism, books, law, politics, hiking, bushcraft, gardening, vidya, programming. Those are all just boring things that nobody wants to hear about.
Really the only thing that I at all like about myself are my eyes. My eyes are cool colors. The rest of my body and personality are undesirable.
>>391 in that case, you're not boring, because there are people around into all that stuff who like to talk about it. Maybe they are hard to find, though, because unless you're into sports it seems like it's hard to find anyone who shares your interests.
>>391
If you're unable to make and maintain friends with those hobbies you're most likely a gigantic faggot.
And here is paradise.
It's too bad that Nesticle is so far in the past now that no one will find it relevant if I make wisecracks about games that don't work right on it having Nesticular cancer.
MIPS!
I want to visit the aquarium!
She watches you because she loves you.
The wind, the snow, the birdsong, and someone is playing a piano in Woodbury.
warm heater, warm food, warm heart
why
why not
All this porridge... going to waste...
I am too worried about computer and stuff, this is stupid...
I tried alcohol for the first time ever last night. It tasted like cough syrup. I don't know why people drink it.
passing trees blur the snow
Tires carry hopeful hearts.
Homeward bound.
To the couple 3 seats ahead of me on the bus kissing and cooing at each other: "Fuck you."
>>411 if it makes you feel better chances are pretty fair that they'll be broken up or making each other miserable this time next year.
¿͇̲̗͎̼͉̒̚ɥ̼̬͐̌̾̄ͦɔ̝̯͎̝̫̳ͫ̏̇͗͂ͣ́̓ʇ̗͇̳̯̯̏̂̐̿ͨ̆̑ᴉ̟̬̳͓̜̭̻͇̌̾ͮ͑͐͂̋q̻̱͎͖̹͉͉̦̓ͥͣ̚ ̹͔͎̱̙͈̳̲̯̈͑̏͆͑ͤ̿ͪ̑ǝ̹̩͙̆̿̄̍l̮̙̝̆̍̑̾ͥ̅͌̚ʇ̙̭̟͒̆͑̐ͯͭ̄͂̎ʇ̫͉͙̯͕̈́̓ͥͪ̾͒͌̿ͅͅᴉ̣̗͍̻͙̣̗͗̌̏̈́̀l͈̻̦͒̅ͭ͒̊͑̂͐ ̹͙̯̝͕̊ͮͫ̚ͅn͖͕͌̿̾ͨ̓́͂̅o̻̰̹̿ͯ̍ʎ̤̗͕̹́ͭ̒ͪͥ͗͛̿ ̲̥̽̈́̈͊͊̔̚'͓̼͖͍͓͎͆͐ͦ̈́̑̏ǝ̦̺̝͚̍ͅɯ̠̃̓̌ͨ̚ ̭͉̣̰̥̲̭̯͕ͫ̅͗o̯ͯ̅̍̆̿̃ʇ̙̯̰̱̱̱̥ͧ̌ͤ̃̔ ̲͙ͪ͐͊͋ʎ̤̗̜͇ͪ̋ͪ́̆́͂ɐ̬̜̯̼̟̤ͥ͐s̼̲͉̟̥͙̤̞̠ͯ̄̇͌ͬ̅͋̚ ̭̻̮̩̞̜͔̜͂̃̽̑̉͋̚ƃ͉͚͙̠͔͊̔ͮu̯͔̘̮̠͙̅ͥͮ̿ͅᴉ̯̝̠͚̯ͤ̃ͪͬͣͩ̚ʞ͖̠͔͉͖̘͖͉̞ͯ̆̌ɔ͙̘͕̟͇̾͒ͯͅͅn̖̻̭̗̰̆ͦ̂̏̒͌͒ͅɟ̣̠̱̅̂ ̮͇̄ͫ̇ͦ̓͆ʇ̟̦͎́̂̔͊͗͊s̻̻͈̳͎ͭ̚n͚̜̞͓͔ͫ̍ɾ̘͍̑̂ ̹̪̏n̖̖͓̞̹͇̊́̍o̻̩͍̫͈̹̗͒̔̍ʎ̜̠͔̩̒ͬ͆̂́̋ͪ ̥̠͖ͨ͌̅̽p̬̣͍̗̑ͨ̍̿͌̅ᴉ̼̹̫̖̒p͈͔̯͛͋̽͐̈̇͂ ͔͉͇̆ͯ͒̍ͅʞ̖͔ͨ̆̏̃̇ͦɔ͓̒͑̉̐ͧn̳͇̙̰̫͎̜̒̏ͅɟ̖̯͍̪͍͈ͩ̐͂̈́ͯ̇̋ͭͮ ͚͈̝͈̭̱̚ǝ͖̯̗̞̌͊ͮ͋ͧͨ̐̽ɥ̙͎̳̙̪̪̩̮̜̽̐̿ʇ͍̣̳̯̩̭͗ͩ̍͐͆͗ͅ ͈͍̞̠̝̭͈̪͉ͮ̇ͪ͐̚ʇ̲̙̖͖̘ͧ̇ɐ̰͎͇̲̯̲͖̹̦͂ͮ̈́ͩ̑̊̐ɥ̠̤͓̜͖͚̰̞̄̑̋M̗̜̞̘̯̭̘̍̒
Why does milk make me fart?
too cold
Constant internal state of existential crisis.
A senpai noticed me today
>>412
Hey, you know man, that does make me feel a little better.
>>419
But it still doesn't remove that bitter taste of moral decay of our society. People should have some decency to keep private matters private and quit making out on a fucking overcrowded subway train, for example.
I mean if somebody decapitated them right there and we were doused by their blood, I would rejoice.
...Or if at least some old grandma scolded them for the good few minutes and perhaps pushed them, that would suffice.
The stupid naked pizza delivery video was taken down from every porn site ever, holy fuck I could have downloaded it but I didn't. Fuck why is it so hot.
I wish I was drunk!! Only having a couple of glasses and getting halfway there is so unsatisfying.
Well, now we know.
I guess my mom is lactose intolerant. I wonder if that's something that is passed down from parent to child.
I hate lactose. Fuck that shit.
Kyun! Kyun! Kyun! Kyun!
asian-style mexican food
alcoholics anonymous is drunk legion
caramel chocolate hot coco yeah boyeeeeee
Programming is a strange and magical thing.
4chan is down so now I'm here
>>434
I'm waiting for the day when I start coding the codes once again. But it doesn't come...
>>434,436
I don't do anything else. I enjoy it, but I don't recommend becoming me.
That Suika girl sure is one heck of a demon.
Welp 4chan is up again
Goodbye!
moot is kill
Don't talk to me about purity.
Windows Gayght
I am yours.
briefly touching the hand of a cashier who gives you your change back
The way cats and dogs shiver sometimes when they stretch out is cute and makes the world a better place.
The one time I leave my house I get sick on the coldest days in years.
WWJD if he had to climb a wall of dicks?
Radiation is the best way to warm your heart.
A recent update has rendered my netbook's battery percentage report alarmingly specific. It's currently at 58.18%.
An error occurred during a connection to 4-ch.net. SSL received a record that exceeded the maximum permissible length. (Error code: ssl_error_rx_record_too_long)
Thought condensation nuclei.
Jews need to die violently and remain away forever.
Jews need to be embraced lovingly and remain here forever.
Tengu the Greedyjew
Happy birthday Andrew!
shitting out live insects
i2pchannel
I bet rich people make weird job opportunities. Like imagine if you were a billionaire. You could pay people to warm up your seats or pick the unpopped kernels out of your popcorn. That would look so weird on a resume.
>>464
When I was younger, a job I had looked very normal on paper, but it was obvious that the CEO could have automated all of my tasks in about 30 minutes if he had bothered. I think the positions in my section (there were about five of us) existed solely out of charity. I'm glad his charity didn't take the form of me picking out unpopped popcorn.
>>464
It always made me uncomfortable sitting in a seat with someone else's butt warmth still on it.
RAH RAH RASPUTIN
RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE
Instability is lovely. Instability. Instability. Instability.
sometimes people at the gym are jerks
My gym membership has expired, and I feel free.
My cat is sleeping on top of the water heater. Warmest place in the house right now.
I'm kind of jealous, even though it looks uncomfortable,.
My friend's mom was low quality but she got remastered and now he had to kill her with help from my other friend.
I have constructed an elaborate arrangement of gears, levers, pulleys, and counterweights that, when engaged, will cause me to penetrate my own anus with my own penis. Wish me luck.
I can't fuck myself in the ass, but I can suck my own dick.
>>477
Thank you. I am very flexible, but it's not something I was born with. Through hard work and lots of stretching, I have made myself flexible enough for such a feat.
GET SWOLE HUUURRRRAAAAGHE
Did you know that February 18th is international Asperger's day?
>>480
I thought they said Asperger's Syndrome is no longer a legitimate disorder on its own. People with ass burgers now just have "an autism spectrum disorder" instead.
This is my last post on a message board. Ever. I have begun to question what I'm doing with my life. I need to cut out bullshit, including SAoVQ, /dqn/, and other time-wasting websites. I need to become a new person. I hope you have a nice life. I'll try to have a nice one too. It just won't involve the internet, except for absolutely necessary things.
>>482
I hope you achieve what to want and I wish you good luck.
So there's what, five of us left now?
Shit.
Convect into my warm embrace.
>>482
Good luck man. When the IT department at my workplace decided to block me out of practically every messageboard ever, except for the ones their security software provider was not aware of, I interpreted it as a wake-up call to stop wasting time on these websites, which I duly and summarily ignored. I'm happy you are one step ahead of me on this internet addiction recovery thing.
A little bag with "お呼び" written on the label.
For once I rode Greyhound without and crazies bothering me.
Minecraft is a bit like playing those DnD-like RPGs without Game Master.
"SJW" is like a cancer growth on a cancer that was "newfags" and other anything-fags. But this time it's everywhere, misrepresented by mis- and uninformed people. I quit a certain imageboard after "*fag"ging and lack of brilliance and originality became too much to bear. But this new drama is just a shit tsunami.
I'm getting drowned.
Did somebody link DQN on SAOVQ?
I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
>>496
I have two pinned tabs, DQN and SAoVQ. Does nobody else? (I didn't do that though)
There are to many attractive people at this school.
penis
>>496
Rumor has it someone's been namedropping textboards on 8chan.co lately, which would explain the 4chan-style shitposting that's been going on (even on SAoVQ)
This machine cannot be fuelled by shota.
>>503 Where do we go now? The un-new shall be a stateless people.
Yeah! Hug that fish!
gooby plz
>>508
Oh please, none of us here have any friend!
But really, this place may be obscure but it isn't particularly good. We could benefit from some fresh blood. Not a lot as long as it's good blood and none of that 4chan mud.
Wrinkly dick
robot vaginae
I think about making an effort with the various programming text boards sometimes, but there are literally zero friendly posts on any of them.
Oh my, I think this must be the cartoon I watched as a kid that I used to think people were talking about when they referred to Speed Racer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hx-hEWl10c
Also what the fuck is this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeN9vCYQZeM
The naked ep was kinda funny though.
Some day I will look back on this period of my life and be slightly disgusted.
What the fuck's wrong with people calling themselves "agender" and asking to refer to them as "they" or "it"?
I feel like a puffer fish who can't unpuff.
I wonder if they'll get Alan Dean Foster to do the novelization for the Lord of the Rings movies.
>>520
Nah, they got some JRR Tolkien guy that no one ever heard of, but he messed up on parts of the plot and added some stupid Tom Bombadil character.
Bombadildo
If I were a spider I'd crawl in there and lay thousands of eggs.
Metronomic Man Mashing
I still think of stuff from 2010 as "recent" even though it was almost half a decade ago.
>>526
I still think of any video game released after around 2000 as "modern".
Minecraft is 6 years old.
Skyrim is 4 years old.
Feels like both were released just a year ago.
lol I'm still finding new stuff in Skyrim. Gud gaem.
You'll certainly need to be consoled when I'm done with you!
>>529
Really, is it 4 years old now?! But I feel like I played it for a year than stopped for a few months, bought new DLCs on sale and wanted to try them "tomorrow or next week".
The future cuck: when your wife never puts out because she's saving herself for marriage.
This game is like a cross between Touhou and Irisu Syndrome. It... it's perfect.
Imagine working with a colleague you haven't really talked to before on a project, working pretty intensely on that project for about a week, and then a week after the project is complete greeting the same colleague in the hall and she looks at you like she's never met you before. And that happens more than once.
It hurts. Not that much, it's not like I'm in love with her or anything like that. But still, what the hell? Not even an acknowledgement? It honestly kind of pisses me off.
The internet only gets bigger and bigger as time goes on, so why does it feel like there's less meaningful and interesting content than ever before?
>>536
Old internet was based primarily around educational and gov't institutions, which stay in fairly constant supply, while an increasing number of Joe Averages have come in as the technology becomes more available. There's probably not less "meaningful and interesting" content so much as it hasn't grown as much as the everything else, proportionally.
Often I look at parts of my body and am surprised by what I see.
They're not bitches. They're very nice young ladies, and you love them.
But am I pretty enough
Szbeaszhuh is polish for animal. Apparently.
Death
OHAYOU OHAYOU
My need for social interaction doesn't seem to be nearly as strong as it once was.
Smoke, smoke, smoke that weed
Puff, puff, puff that weed
Can chinese cartoons be considered real art?
My need for human contact is far too strong this morning.
TOO MUCH TOO MUCH
I want to answer the question but I can't think of my own question.
Over the span of just the last 3 years, I dabbled in programming, game design, photoshop, graphic design, flash animation, pixel art, flash pixel art loops, music production, website design, website building, server maintenance, writing, lewd writing, language learning, history, art history, hiking, biking, jogging and gasp even social interactions.
Every time I get flared up for a couple of weeks or so, make some good progress and then get tired of it and forget about it. My quest for self-improvement will probably remain unfulfilled.
Seeing a dude with a "Tweety Bird" tattoo in a porno is all kinds of wrong.
un tan un tan un tan
>>556
What kind of porn do you need to look at to see that sort of thing?
This song makes my sleeves wet.
God bless you, Wolfram Alpha.
Really pushing it this time, aren't you?
One of my friends is out with his girlfriend, my other friend is out getting laid, I'm sitting here deciding to get drunk for the first time ever.
I gave the World2ch Historical Society Wiki a read through and it made me nostalgic for you guys. So hi.
Also, hope u got 10bux
めっちゃ可愛い生き物
>>568
Yo wassup
Bux is useless to me, but thanks for the concern.
cider
>
ciedaaro
>>563
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=root+of+all+problems
It's not that useful after all, huh?
gug
we have t☻p level nigglers fighting f☻r y☻ur s☻cial security rights
Hands on piano keys.
I use mona by default so I always forget text art formatting.
I'll admit I have a sweet tooth, in more ways than one, but even so this is a little much.
I have never once gotten monafont to work in Linux.
Why do I even bother following roads and sidewalks? I'm technically an adult. I can go across these empty fields to save time. So why don't I?
Inertia is all I need.
mouse pudenda
I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna do it!
Neoaw Neoaw NeoawNeoaw Niiiiiiieoaw
Brobdingnagian brontosaurus
DJ P. Nuss & The Balls
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I think I've mentioned before that I really don't like winter. The season, I mean. Somehow the cold, the poor weather, the bare trees, and the way everything living seems to die or vanish are more than I can bear. Which is odd, given that I don't exactly leave the house that often, and when I do I usually have my head in the clouds too much to really pay attention to these things.
And yet now, thoughtlessly, I find myself staring intently at every tree and hedge I pass, looking for buds or other signs of life. When I check the weather forecast I tell myself I just want to know if it'll rain or not, but really I want to see if the weather's getting warmer and more spring-like. I feel so restless, unable to do anything but sit on my hands and wait. The tension is making me a little out of sorts.
What I really miss, though it might seem silly and frivolous, is seeing butterflies. I haven't seen a living butterfly since about September - though actually I've seen lots of them in my dreams. That reminds me, last night I dreamed that I was in a ruined building, and the corners of the rooms were full of butterflies, clumped together into greyish black clods. Every so often a bit would break off and peel apart into butterflies of all colours, sizes, shapes, and fly away. The rest of the dream has long since evaporated, but that one image remains oddly vivid.
I'm told that most flowering plants require an extended period of cold (vernalisation) in order to be able to flower in spring. There's something oddly poetic about that.
But where does the dick come from
Wow, it's the republicans the ones who invite your jewish overlord Netanyahu to step all over Obama. I wonder if the ultra-nationalistic right-wing blogs that get posted here over and over, ironically or not, will actually write an entry about it, I doubt it, because they don't deal with anything remotely important.
Leonard Nimcy
ZOG is watching.
I ordered one of those free bibles from the Church of Latter Day Saints website. I thought they'd just send it through the mail but I think they are actually gonna send missionaries to deliver it to me. I wonder how I can politely tell them that I'm not interested in converting and just wanted to read it to quote silly bible passages to religious people on the internet?
>I think I've mentioned before that I really don't like winter. The season, I mean.
Thanks for clarifying, I thought you meant the dolphin.
It is an exciting time to be alive.
My lil buddy
http://i.imgur.com/dZafPF2.png
Off with my head!
http://i.imgur.com/jj5WFrx.jpg
bring back ( ˃ ヮ˂)
Since I used two-day expedited shipping, some poor UPS driver is out there right now pulling a double shift driving into the night through the rain and snow to deliver my rubber vaginas. Thanks, guy.
Watch Vsauce everyday
I don't know what that means.
Well the sticklebacks aren't going to thank me.
caca carrot cake
BUSH DID JEWS
JEWS DID SEVEN ELEVEN.
I hate routines, but I also hate change.
"You can rebuild a home; you can't rebuild a life when you are dead, can you?"
>>615
Make it a routine to change, then you'll hate everything.
I can't remember the last time I was this tired.
>>617
"a routine to change" is a remarkably accurate description of my life atm
I was playing Touhou the other night when I finally felt it. I had finally become tanasinn, if only for a moment. Don't think, just dodge.
Bionic gaynus
Cider is great.
Trayvon Martin e-mailing from the grave
I have to go.
I played a Yuu Yuu Hakusho game I didn't like. Does that mean the game should be called Yuu Yuu Hakuso?
The hottest girl is sitting next to me but she is gay and aauuuuugh.
>>627
Being a lesbian only makes girls cuter. I don't know why that is.
yeah it's pretty good
~Uguu~~
I could type anything here, and it would make no difference.
Sleep on time with warm cider
nig
I am therefore I think.
You shall be properly respectful before the Negus of Niger.
bur gur
my ass needs relacing
I was told there was a product called Cheese Wackies that were bas relief processed cheese slices with famous people on them. The example given was Benjamin Franklin. On cheese.
I don't know if I believe it, but there is an expired trademark for that name...
Cheese Wackies, imported from France, under The Laughing Cow trademark, is an orange colored, process cheese spread snack in the form of animal and clown heads representing circus figures. Each retail package, which is 3.5 oz. net weight, contains six cheese heads each weighing 0.58 oz.
Maybe it's better this way.
>>640
Good find. I love this:
>Whether the Cheese Wackies are classifiable in subheading 0406.30 as processed cheese or in subheading 0406.90 as other cheese.
I kind of want to know what other products are in this category.
absolutely haram
なんでなでなで
i am almost sure i am not supposed to be able to have that come from my butt
萌え萌えパンチ、萌え萌えビーム
Expect regular Control Tower updates from this Thursday onwards! But probably none before then.
∧__∧
( ･ω･) DIE
(っ▄︻▇〓▄︻┻┳═一
/ )
( /￣∪
I should get drunk some day
shit+boon=0
I saw my first butterfly of the year! I just happened to look out the kitchen window as I was making breakfast, and there it was: a little fluttering shape, swimming through the mid-morning sunlight, before slipping over the fence and out of sight. It was too far away and the wrong angle to tell what type it was.
But... somehow, it's perfect. The unexpectedness, the ephemerality, the way it barely seemed to be there at all - as though it might've just been a trick of the light. Like a ghost. Somehow, it embodied everything a butterfly is supposed to be.
Move for me
You rife changes efery ting!
i was going to post something of my own, but >>655 enchanted me with that butterfly thing
>>661
All the stuff about butterflies and ghosts and ephemerality just made me think of Touhou.
If this is pregnancy I'm glad I'm not a female.
gaynus
I didn't get Fight Club. I mean I got the whole thing about whatshisface being crazy and actually having been Tyler Durden the entire time, the part I don't get is why all the bored and frustrated white-collar office worker guys thought they had to be all secretive about beating each other up to release their frustrations, why didn't they just go to a boxing gym or join a martial arts club or something?
Personally, I preferred the "rumba rumba rumba rumba" one.
bure bure bure bure bure bure is the best.
Count of Monte Crisco
niggot
Wait, is this from the point of view of the cake?
Is it possible to deep throat oneself? Asking for a friend...
Like, did someone think "awesome, this dog has a moustache" and then this dog found himself getting all the dog-pussy he could dream of?
I've been constipated for 6 months and I can't tell when I'm hungry any more.
HELP
NO MORE TOILET TISSUE ANYWHERE
PUBLIC TOILET
PLEASE SEND HELP
It's vitally important to have a variable for whether or not the protagonist wears glasses.
FRAPPPPPPPP
No, Nietzsche isn't that cute.
Come on James, saying that something is "heinously anus" doesn't even make sense, you just said it because it rhymes.
vc: goy
I am the daughter of a southern country.
ram it in the gaynus
anagram of subtext
4-ch.net should move to .moe
...or wait until .saitama appears.
the anticlimax of my confession somehow burns harder than straightforward rejection
I'm glad to see I can still hold my own when it comes to origami. Muscle memory is a force to be reckoned with.
Boko Haram is old and busted, IS is the new hotness
I just realized that the icon for archive.org is a greco-roman style museum/library, rather than a trash can.
One day I'm gonna have to fight that other denpasong-loving DQN to the death for nanahira's hand in marriage.
>>690
(´･ω･`) Submit now and you and Kaorin can watch us get all rabu rabu kyun kyun together.
I nneed it.
When will a really good waifu simulator connected to some kind of VR thing come out on the market? The first developer to do this will basically be printing money. They would be able to do that thing in Scrooge McDuck where he swims in pools filled with gold coins.
I keep finding ladybirds in my bathroom. On the windowsill, on the door lintel, on the floor, and, twice now, actually on my toothbrush. Somehow it makes me happy to find small living things in my home, but I'm not sure why.
Become a strawberry.
So, what happened in the last couple of weeks whilst I was away?
>>688-692,697,698
Nanahira? Do you mean this Nanahira: https://s.booth.pm/afe39f52-f66f-4817-8b50-bec09e70d09c/i/60619/618551f2-cce2-43c1-8bd9-b604ea971c08.jpg ?
I'm afraid that you've already lost.
I forgot how good tea was.
Hopefully my amazing shirt will distract them from my terrible hair.
Emperor Urethra Scrotum VII
Once wireless power becomes commonplace, dead drops can be a whole lot less dangerous and almost entirely hidden.
Just beam your power at the right patch of wall, connect to the ad-hoc wireless network, and browse to the right IP. Bluetooth would work too.
You can do it all from the comfort of a secluded bush.
I can hardly wait for the solar eclipse tomorrow!
>>706
I was late for my morning lecture and happened to see it at its peak. It was kinda cool, like when the sun is out in Super Mario Sunshine but it's still pretty dark
brrr brrr brrr
I couldn't really tell what was eclipse and what was smog.
(´・ω・)つʕoㅅoʔ Kneading MMBK
NEAT!
>try you best
not sure if on purpose...
I really love the website javfor dot me. They have a ton of full length AVs which are tagged fairly well, new AVs are uploaded every day, and the translations are hilariously literal, such as "Aboard a Magic Mirror Boxcar, We’ll Shorten the Distance to Sex With Female Friends Who Aren’t Romantically Interested! During a Private King Game, Passions Flare and Then They Get That First Fuck With Them They’ve Been Longing For"
And with adblock, there are no ads to worry about either! I hope this site never dies.
Oh SDL, why must input and video be on the same thread?!
I mean, I know why, it's just irritating.
No, the rest is mine. It's too spicy for you anyway.
"The Carmack brothers"? I think you know less about this than you let on, bro.
What are you doing, little girl?
You can't conquer the world on a whore's breakfast, that's why England ruled the waves and France ruled a bunch of darkies in Africa.
Perhaps I just need a hug.
>>727
Sellin' kisses. Gettan munny. Great idea Andrew, great idea.
So can he use Heaven's Door on himself? Couldn't he just write like "that day, Rohan found ￥100m in the mailbox, also his penis grew 3 inches and the main villain of the arc died of a heart attack in his sleep."
I'd like to see a post-apocalyptic survival game/film/book where the apocalypse happens in Victorian times, rather than the present day.
lorg pnis
Brekfut tea.
...at nite.
So tite.
Weird bald man and tiny cute redhead
Some of the triangles have flown away.
I am not upset.
My mystery train has again arrived at putting it off.
Similarly vague sentiment
┌(┌ ˃ ヮ˂)┐
too much input
There's 19 followers I'll never see again.
History imitates itself.
and now not enough input.
Smells like snow melting on a field.
My bad, there it is again. Too much input.
can someone please translate "虚離より" to romanji
unix eunuchs
The second verse of "Be a Big Fat Butt" actually worked pretty well.
Love is stupid and terrible.
HOME ALONG on a SATURDAY night?????????????
juts remember
U ARE AWESOME
>>712 I don't really understand the video you linked but it is cool.
I'mma make a pinterest account
please forgive me
let's talk
I... really? 27 dimensions just not enough for you or something?
Working out hard git swul
i got muh tea imma grip an sip
fuckers want their money back
AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN BECAUSE I'M FLAT BROKE ASSHOLE
yeah i'll pay 'em back just wanted to vent about it
cars are amazing like computers are amazing, and I think I wrote them off just because of hotheadedness
I just wanted to be loved.
I'd better not; it'd probably explode just to spite me.
I went for 3 days without wikipedia thus far. I guess I won't be donating this year, because it seems I can survive without it.
You guys are idiots.
One time I was playing RO2 Rising Storm on Iwo Jima and someone was mic spamming Yakety Sax, it made it pretty entertaining. I always wanted to yell "ALLAAAHU ACKBAAAAR" into the mic after suicide-nading as a Jap rifleman.
My boss just called me on the phone after I went out to eat, suspecting that I might have bailed out early from work. He told me that "we still have work to be done". When I arrived, I found out I had nothing particularly urgent that I personally needed to finish, so yeah.
Is there really a difference?
kike
CUCK
I'm kinda hungry
fart poop butt ass
Sometimes the world is beautiful, and sometimes it isn't.
I have trouble finding people I really want to talk to, there doesn't seem to be anybody I get excited or go out of my way to speak with. I want there to be though.
I saw an incredible number of butterflies today - I don't think I've ever seen so many in one place, apart from in an actual butterfly enclosure in a zoo. They let me get close enough that I could see their every scale and proboscis, and flew about my head close enough that I could actually hear the pattering of their little wings. It's been hours now, and I still feel all warm and fuzzy.
If someone attempts suicide and fails, don't add insult to injury; act as if they succeeded and pretend that they are dead.
>>786
Uh-oh, somebody is unsatisfied despite of having a whole length of a broomstick up his ass.
Can we talk about penises in bottles some more?
Whenever someone names a track in "song name - artist" format, I want to gut them.
>hear the pattering of their little wings.
Just imagining it gives me the hibbie jibbies. I really dislike when insects make their disgusting insect noises near my ear, that includes butterflies.
That sounds so cool. I recently got a camera that is pretty good so I'll be hoping for moments like yours to photograph.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/b3f21d95784d5b61846454aa0561180c/tumblr_nlzxl6N4As1rboguxo1_1280.jpg
>>792
How nice! I always wanted to try photography, but I don't have much of an artistic flair. Be sure to post any pictures of butterflies you might happen to take (or pictures of anything else too, I suppose).
If I thought I could get away with it, I'd totally walk around dressed in a toga.
I really cant fucking believe that
Wiping some schmutz off your computer monitor which was revealed by the contrast from a close-up shot of an anime character's face and looking like you are having a pretend skinship.
Today I ate a 76 kcal cinnamon roll that indeed tasted like a 76 kcal cinnamon roll.
I wish the other 4-ch boards were used as frequently as this one.
There's a HAIR under my screen and it's driving me nuts but I don't want to take my laptop apart to get it.
What does a boy's pussy taste like, I wonder. I believe it produces an exquisite mix of its original dick flavor, peppered by an unique scar-cum-vulva seasoning.
>>792
I recently thought about your blog, then accidentally rediscovered it.
>>793, don't worry about art. You don't need a license to be a photographer. "Professional photographer" is someone who lives off it — and this usually means weddings. You can't possibly get any further away from art than this.
Sometimes you just want to capture a sentimental moment. Even if it's a smudged snapshot that nobody else might like, it will keep your memory alive.
When it comes to cameras, remember that the lens is much more important and long-lasting investment than a camera body.
I shot with Oly E-P1 and lenses from my father's old 35mm camera until last year.
Well, manual-only, low ISO sensitivity, crop factor 2 (i.e. 50mm becoming 100mm, etc) — meaning that it took time to focus by zoomed-in picture on display, dim-light photos were smudged or noisy and wide-angle photos were almost impossible — finally got me tired, and I upgraded to an entry-level Nikon DSLR. I was really worried about autofocus and such, but, damn, engineers did such an amazing job that I rarely have to switch from [P]rogrammed mode.
So I came back to this shitty board because I was thinking of stupid things. I guess that it being almost dead was bound to happen. ( ˃ ヮ˂)
Girls with short orange hair.
>>803
Dead? It's more bustling than ever. We just switched from long thoughtful messages to twitter format. It is quick, intense and on-the-go.
I have to think about everything.
Girls with short white hair and a ribbon that mysteriously stands up under its own power who wear a cute green and white skirt set and enjoy gardening and watching butterflies.
>>805
Not what I was thinking of, but I should tell the girl I was thinking of she looks like multipass.
Don't forget to hold shutter release halfway before snapping your happy memory!
>>806
Nah, it's definitely dead. Hell, even the VC says "deed" which isn't the same thing as dead, but it can be if you changed a letter. (*ﾟーﾟ)
Haven't masturbated in 2 weeks
penis borg
I want to lick that girl's navel.
This sure is a cool site!
History remembers only the biggest cunts and dicks.
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does anybody else find that the fucking captcha always returns "wrong captcha entered" on here under Firefox?
Against all the odds, I am happy.
I don't know if I should give in to my urges or stick to not masturbating till May.
>>823
What's the point. Are you one of the people obsessed with masturbating or not-masturbating? Just wank it to some happy thoughts, feel warm and good inside and carry on with your life.
We don't sing.
I don't need to have to have watched it to have an opinion on it.
Sometimes, in the rare late evenings when I've exhausted every task I needed or wanted to do, I find myself staring at the objects around me in a different light. In these moments they seem to take on a new life of their own, and things I never noticed or thought about suddenly become obvious. For instance, the skin of the apple on the edge of my fruit bowl over there is not a uniform colour; it has an odd dappled pattern of light and dark streaks which is really quite lovely now that I look at it. I wonder how it came about. I recall something about nonlinear systems and autocatalysis of pigmentation chemicals being involved in this sort of thing.
There's also a handmade card on my desk with a picture of a blue five petalled flower on it. I bought it at an event a few months ago because I felt sort of sorry for the people manning the stall and selling all these handmade pieces without selling a thing. Since then, it's been buried under all the paperwork and assorted half-useful objects (how did I end up with three wallets?) until it happened to be knocked off my desk earlier today by something else. It's a nice picture in its own right, nicely proportioned, simple in that naive sort of way, with visible brushstrokes and paint drops. It has a strange sense of pathos about it, and I'm not sure if it's from the image itself, or from where it came from, or from it having been forgotten for months, or from that feeling everything has in late evenings when there's nothing to do, or, most likely, all of the above.
Female sexuality is terrifying. The courage to be pierced by a rod is a fearsome thing indeed.
I made a cake but it fell. D:
By "fell," I mean that the batter rose during baking, and made perfectly-shaped cake that was convexly rounded on top, but as soon as it came out of the oven and began to cool, it deflated. Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft. The "cake" now has the dense, chewy texture of brownies.
I fail at cake.
But aren't we all just passing wind into one another's mouths, metaphorically speaking?
Reboot once a day keeps temp files away.
Licking his teeth.
The next poster in this thread is hereby dubbed "Sphincter Boi" for the remainder of eternity.
I remember reading once about these Buddhist monks who as a form of meditation would create these beautiful and intricate rock gardens and then immediately destroy them, before anyone else could see. The lesson being that the purpose of creating a work of art isn't to inflate the ego of the creator, but that the purpose lay in the process of creation itself. Kind of like posting on DQN.
I hope our idle musings can bring a moment of tansinn to whoever is reading this in the future.
Holy shit, I can't believe I got past level 15 of http://www.tetrisfriends.com/games/Marathon/game.php. I won Tetris! Sort of.
I miss the good old days of the internet, back before the earth accreted out of a spinning disk of interstellar dust.
Fuck, I think I'm cursed. All of this unlucky shit keeps happening and I think that I might be slowly approaching an unavoidable Bad End scenario despite doing nothing because I'm a lazy piece of shit and I don't give a shit about other people.
I went to a SHAKING PINK concert! I was in the front row! They even talked to me, and I was able to hold a conversation in Japanese!
I mean, yes, it only happened in a dream, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm going to treasure this memory forever.
>>842
( ・-・) I was backstage. Me and the band had tea together after the show ended and you woke up.
posting to dqn first time in many years and argh my previous post was destroyed after I forgot to type the code
Bill secured the "youth" vote with welfare money, Hillary's gonna get it because "youths" love fat old white women.
My scrotum is sore and I'd like to know why.
https://goreshit.bandcamp.com/album/my-love-feels-all-wrong-digipak two physical copies left as I post this~
What was with the sudden change in art style from full bara to full David Bowie around midway through Jojo part 4? I got through like 15 chapters of part 5 before I realized Buccellati was supposed to be a boy.
I... don't think that's a number.
Here comes a candle to light you to bed!
Here comes a chopper to chop off your head!
A girl who really wants to be hugged but can't find the words to say so.
An anime where the series itself is pretty crappy but the soundtrack is amazing. Also known as "every single JC Staff show".
>>852
Those last two verses have a completely different metric to the rest of Oranges and Lemons. It might not even be original to Oranges and Lemons at all!
And all this time I assumed "The Rape of the Lock" had something to do with a key being forcibly jammed in a keyhole.
hikari no hashira koeteeee
I do not like your Windows Eight.
I do not like it, Mr. Gates.
Everything's going to be okay.
Remember when webcomics were a thing? What a dark time for the internet.
I wonder what normal people do when it's late night and they can't sleep. Probably not masturbating to loli.
I think my housemate has genuinely the most horrible laugh I've ever heard. It's like a cross between jeering and yelping.
>>860
This reminded me to check if the ghastlycomic.com website was still down. Thankfully it isn't.
I did recently read that Elf Only Inn is unlikely to ever have its current plot resolved, though. And Cwen's Quest has been "on hiatus" for nearly two years. So yeah.
No wonder I thought that old comment was insightful. Looks like I wrote it myself about five years ago. Huh.
I feel like I do not give myself enough credit.
It's not the heat that gets you. It's the humidity.
A movie night would be nice.
The Post Office is online again!
No, Sir, you are the animals.
>>866
It's not the humidity that gets you. It's the wet-bulb globe temperature.
Wow! I haven't posted here in years.
Bye.
I feel a bowel movement coming on.
choppin' broccoli
I wish people weren't people.
dick ass butt fart
Dogs are the best people.
Sassing a girl is a delicious thrill, like flipping a cat off.
We're all just disparate little tumours.
OH GOD, YES! MIKU MIKU ME, MIKU! MIKU MIKU ALL INSIDE OF ME! I NEED YOU! I WANT YOU TO MIKU MIKU DEEP INSIDE OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I need a vacation.
You sure look like a dipshit when George RR Martin calls you out on your shit. Expect the Hugo awards to change the rules by next year. All in all, I guess mobocracy isn't just quite right when it comes to giving out awards.
life is suffering
It's true: to live is to suffer. Ask anyone! Rich, poor, young, old, worldly or insular, they all have their own little demons on their backs. Perhaps they'll force a smile and tell you that it's worth it for the sake of something/one else. Perhaps they'll lower their eyebrows and tell you it's all someone else's fault. Or perhaps they'll wave their arms and say it would all be perfect if only such-and-such magic condition were the case instead. But nobody will tell you they're totally happy.
Which brings us on to the obvious question, why do we suffer? Is it as simple as the hedonic treadmill and how reward schemes in the brain evolved, or is there some deeper philosophical reason? Many would have you believe it's a universal truth of one sort or another, but I can't help but feel the problem is more complicated and nuanced than anyone cares to admit.
Suffering can bring about positive change. For instance, studying is not particularly fun, but the sense of bettering oneself through learning can give a sense of satisfaction and understanding that lasts far longer than any temporary discomfort. Similarly, an agoraphobe may find it painful to have to force themselves outside, but overcoming this frees them from the subtler pain of being trapped in their own home.
Some people suffer more than others. How does one minimise suffering? Buddhist philosophy seems to advocate not suffering by simply not being attached to things in the first place (though I'm aware that's a rather crude interpretation). I'm quite sure that's true, but surely to give up attachment to what you love is a form of suffering in itself.
So what, then? Should we tolerate our suffering as an unavoidable unpleasantry? Should we seek to escape it at all costs? Or should we embrace it as something that ties us to the world, and a force of change? I'm not sure either.
It is dying slowly but I cannot accept it.
-You- are invited to:
Movie night tonight!
Movie night tonight!
-You- are invited!
Movie night tonight at 10pm EST -- 9pm Central
We are watching mst3k Godzilla vs the Sea Monster.
See http://www.club-mst3k.com for details.
Let's go to Polynesia.
Theres' no coffee and I need coffee what's so hard abotu refilling the machine coffee cofffeeeeeeee where is it.
I will join IRC at 10pm EST for movie night!
I can't remember the last time it rained here.
Vulva Software
My appetite feels all wrong.
I really want to see her breasts.
god damn it I sage one thread and then it gets stuck in my link field
Is Discordianism a legitimate philosophy/religion or is it like Satanism, Partridge Family Temple, or the Church of the Subgenus?
Why does Firefox suck so hard?
It's all just a figment of your imagination.
>>903
It fails the captcha on here always, and I mean literally ALWAYS, not as hyperbole. It also doesn't play some HTML5 videos correctly when Chrome does.
I tried uninstalling and reinstalling to see if it was an add-on issue, but no dice.
Firefox sucks.
>>904
Interesting. I experience none of those issues.
Feel free to continue making sweeping generalisations based on a limited experience though.
Firefox sucks because it is easy to be better than Internet Explorer, which fucking sucks.
I REALLY do.
>Can't play some videos in HTML5 when Chrome does
Firefox doesn't support EME webdrm yet, you need an extension to view closed source HTML.
You're fucking up cacheing with the captcha, ctrl+f5 when loading the page and it won't happen.
Every time I think I'm building up skill at the martial art I practice, I get a reality check and realize that I suck and would have difficulty fighting my way out of a wet paper bag, or defending myself against a cranky toddler.
The martial art is not as important as the kiai.
>>913
Read manly manga for 10,000 hours.
Only then will you have mastered the kiai.
I can hardly weight.
So I bought a gaming keyboard figuring it'd be longer lasting and somewhat more accurate for typing, and it's crap so I'm going to return it and get a more expensive one with nifty multicolor lighting instead because that's far more awesome. I love spending too much for simple things for I am an American Man.
also mechanical key switches so it's really noisy and bothers my roommate when he's trying to sleep while I'm clacking away writing nasty little 10,000 word perversions for Kindle so I can pay the rent and not have to get a job at Subway and wear pants ever again i hate pants they're so male and i want to be the magical little carp and swim and shit in a koi pond and not get eaten by a bear or big dog or shark or tasmanian devil or bull siberian musk hamster god those are the worst
I'm really sad that Tablecat seems to have deleted their twitter account...
I want to use the phrase "as the crow flies" to refer to the shortest distance between two cities but I feel like I'd sound like a pretentious asshole fuck if I said that.
maybe intelligent life did exist in the universe, and then it died out, which is why we seem to be alone
perhaps there is no such thing as life that can sustain itself for very long
>>920
Giving distances in any form other than driving distance is meaningless and will make people want to smack you, regardless of which pretentious archaic turn of phrase you use.
>>922
Just you wait until we are all traveling by the most efficient method possible (by crow).
>>924
No! Really, I thought the mittens were a dead giveaway!
My first update isn't until the eighth page, by the way.
I can't die because I've never truly lived.
I cannot wait for time to stop.
be careful what you wish for
>>925
They are, >>924 was too lazy to read the thread.
Those succession games seem fun. I've read Boatmurdered and a couple of others before. It tempted me to try Dorf Fortress, but all those characters proved too much. I also spent too much time looking through the history of the world.
There was a dark fortress full of goblins who apparently never worked. There were a lot of children snatchers who kidnapped humans and dwarves alike, and exploited them and used them for entertainment: every year there was a wave of murders, young adults were killing each other in Battle Royale.
I suppose it was actually just the way sorting of events works, but it looked pretty damn impressive, because this happened for centuries. However, the tradition was slowly dying out as the list of deaths became shorter towards the end of world generation.
Also, "It was inevitable."
captcha: bay
[aa]test[/aa]
I've given Dwarf Fortress a serious chance many times, following many different tutorials and trying out various mods and tiles...but I just can't get into it. I think in the end I just need a game that holds my hand more. :[
I've tried DF a couple of times. But I felt like pseudographics coupled with a new (to me) management system were a high wall — and I wasn't patient enough to climb over it. I used to play telnet://nethack.alt.org before, so I tried the adventure mode. But I couldn't find an exit from a dwarven fortress where I spawned. Stole some decent looking gear from rooms, took a bit more in case I can sell it, got slowed down and gave up.
Syobon please leave!
How do I wipe (purify? Edit?!) a neural network? Asking for myself.
I just want to hug a loli and stroke her hair and tell her she's a good girl.
>>938,939 after your suggestions I feel that instead of binge drinking or abusing solvents, I would prefer a precise approach like self-performed neurosurgery.
...Reminds me of a brilliant DIY tip about wrapping duct tape on a drill bit to avoid drilling too much.
Lying exhausted in a pool of sweat and cum and shame after masturbating furiously for hours, and even then the feeling of just wanting someone to share a bed with and feel their breath on your neck and hands on your back and their warm body pressed up against yours doesn't go away.
You can't fap away the loneliness and yearning for intimacy. In fact, it only makes it worse.
So, it's almost 70 years since allies won WWII and leaders refuse to visit the Victory Date Parade in Moscow.
Just look at these nazis sucking on State Dept's chode: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Moscow_Victory_Day_Parade
Even Kim Jong-un won't come. Ugh, the nerve of that motherfucker!.. I can't believe it!
If you think about it as a pure numbers problem, then if you were able to speak English, Chinese, and Hindi/Urdu then you could pick a person at random from the ~7 billion humans currently alive and have a 70% or so chance of being able to communicate with them.
>>947
I was under the impression that in India, only a tiny minority actually spoke Hindustani and that most of the population spoke a hundred or more mutually unintelligible languages--Bengali, Gujarati, Assamese, Sindhi, etc., etc., etc., etc.
>>949
Hundreds of languages there too. About 60% of the population speak a tonal language we call Mandarin, about 20% of the population (mainly along the coast) speak a non-tonal language we call Cantonese. 20% of the population speak more than a hundred different languages and local dialects, all mutually unintelligible--Fujianese, Hokkien, Shanghaiese, etc.
>>948
What language do you think those people speaking hundreds of different mutually unintelligible languages speak when they need to do business with each other? Hindi is the "official language of the union" of India, around half the population are fluent in it as a first or second language and it is the main language of commerce and government.
>>950
They are mutually unintelligible when spoken, but thanks to the logographic Chinese writing system are more or less understandable when written. And again, anyone who wants to do any kind of business with people from outside their local region learns Mandarin.
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their lolis.
my therapist laughed at me
To cuddle your lolis, see them sleeping before you, and hear the soft, rhythmic beating of their heart through their flat chests.
>>954
Whenever I hear about therapists they always sound like jerks.
What's the difference between nerd-wannabe and nerd?
Nerd-wannabe masturbates furiously to new gadgets, whilst this materialism is alien to a proper nerd who is disillusioned about their usefulness and dreams about sex all day instead.
shitting on the floor
Code as data: specifying scores in a similar manner to C++ analog literals
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>>966 I wish I was a genius so I could genetically engineer cowgirls.
We would also holocaust all fatties, because they'd think that they were desirable since they have the bodies of cows.
>>967
Please don't overlook more carnivore-minded of us and make fox- and catgirls as well
If you create catgirls I promise to name my firstborn mathematical theorem after you.
"Togal looks offended."
snickers
I dream that one day there will be gynoids that look just like figmas.
I dream that one day I'll get a girlfriend.
aren't gynoids those weird dancing statues from animal crossing
How tall is archduke?
We'll forget it all with smiles on our faces.
dice key
Have you seen my mojo? I can't seem to find it.
I hope I never use MATLAB again.
>>980
MATLAB is great. I'm doing some signal analysis using fast fourier transforms as I type this.
Open your window! Instant butterfly!
>>981
I'm jealous. I never got around to do any properly nerdy stuff.
Is that all?
I hope never to use Visual Basic again.
I guess I can start doing it again.
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I miss the days when words had meanings and weren't just random noises screeched at assholes by other assholes.
A little moth came and landed on the rim of my glass of water. I think it wanted an indirect kiss.
>>989
I sometimes need to vent overly politically correct frustrations (e.g. thoughts like "I can't call this nigger a nigger, because saying n-word isn't right!") from my mind too. tips fedora
I made a half-assed thread on 4chan yesterday and today I checked back on it only to see that it got over 500 replies. How come my good threads die early and my bad threads are successful?
FINALS ARE ALMOST OVER! HANG IN THERE GUYS! YOU CAN DO IT! GANBATTE! （ ﾟ∀ ﾟ）
That explains all those intern applications.
>>994
No they aren't! I still have two thirds left to go! My last week I have three exams in four days!
I wish I was a little girl so I could play dress up and feel cute.
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