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163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 19:47

I also threw up in your mouth a little bit.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 21:28

Life is silly.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 21:42

>>164
Indeed, I feel like I'm a human-loving misanthrope.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 06:29

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 09:43

mi mi mirakuru
miku run run

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 13:34

What this is right now is some buffoon with his dick up the asshole of my shit, and it's got to end

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 13:48

"Branes..." groaned the zombie string theorist.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 15:01

Ayla Mao

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 15:19

When Madoka was airing, I totally called out the fact that Madoka was getting stronger with each time loop and everybody thought I was stupid and my theory sucked.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 18:48

>>171
Spoilers? This looks like spoilers.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 18:57

Darth Vader is Luke's father

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 19:06

>>171
Oh shit, I'm so sorry.
At least it doesn't reveal too much.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 19:07

The more I learn about clouds the less I feel like I understand them.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 19:14

>>173
Preposterous!

>>174
No worries. I was probably never going to wath it anyway.

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 19:46

I think that >>163-kun is hitting on me. Therefore, I propose that we kill him before he tries to rape me.

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 20:19

>>173
The whole saga is about father-son relationships. Well, uh, the newer trilogy is actually more like "How I met your mother".

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 20:34

nature is nice
summer is nice
biking is nice

same number of letters

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 20:39

Hey, >>177, does this smell like chloroform to you?

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 20:48

>>179
I agree so much.
>>171
I still have not seen the rest of the movies. Should I watch them?

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 21:21

seinfeld is my favorite anime

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 00:46

>>182
eyyy fuck a you, man

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 02:32

I can't stand laugh tracks. Whoever came up with them was probably thinking "our material is garbage, but our audience is so stupid that they won't notice it if we just play laughter over it".

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 06:58

I made a pie from all fresh ingredients, including a kilogram of fresh cherries.

It is a good pie but pitting that many cherries one at a time was very time-consuming.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 07:31

Thoughts cannot possibly be written down.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 10:24

At last, I have slain the last of my exams! Time to drink heavily and laugh at ASCII dwarves!

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 10:28

my eyes aaah

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 11:26

>>187
In a time before time, exams slain me. It was inevitable.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 12:17

>>184
Seinfeld has a live-studio audience

>>181
Only the third movie is worth watching. The first 2 cover what happened in the series

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captcha: nyan

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 14:03

The one time one of my mac using friends comes to me asking for me to pirate something for them (adobe cs3), both the pirate bay and kickass don't have it. Not counting viruses. Wow. Never would I have thought TPB would NOT have something I was looking for.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 14:25

They blew all that money on macs and won't pony up for the software?

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 16:33

>>192
Do you really expect macfags to make good decisions?

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 18:34

>>193 Yeah, my bad. For a moment there I forget what lemmings they are.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 18:52

>>190
Live studio audience doesn't make unfunny jokes better. The laughter track is edited and mastered after recording anyway.

>>191
TPB went to shit ever since the original founders left it. Try torrentz.eu, it seems to aggregate a few trackers.

>>192
Well, you said it yourself: they blew it, they don't have any left. But they own a mass-market luxury thing.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 19:27

>>191
I remember pirating the first creative studio, not to mention the standalone Fireworks, Flash and Dreamweaver back when they were not part of Adobe countless times (actually 5 or 6 times) back when I had an iMac at high school. It should be plenty more available nowadays.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 10:27

If I was a bird I'd tease cats through the window too.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 12:59

I want to go home.

199 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7935 14:46

Oh no, I was trying to come up with something so witty that I missed >>196 GET!

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 22:13

Just be careful when pirating nowadays. There's this type of new malware called crypto-ransomware that encrypts your files and then asks you to pay if you want the decryption key. These are especially common on public torrent trackers.
And the number of seeders is not as indication that it's legitimate. Someone with a botnet can easily seed their own malware torrent quite a few times. And "legitimate" or "VIP" uploaders don't mean shit.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 22:32

Where Have You Been

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 00:45

>>201
I've been here and I've been there and I've been in between.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 06:06

well I was going to post text art but it turns into gibberish moonrunes here
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204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 06:08

okay I guess it only turns into gibberish moonrunes in the post preview

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 09:39

>>203,204
this board software has its quirks

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 10:10

The box of science.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 11:16

Humans are terrible hypersexualised beings who condone mating at any season, at any time of day — and yet keep everything about it a taboo.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 11:39

All this tree sperm is making my nose run.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 16:57

Realizing I've been holding on to a vertical support rail on the train with the grip that I use on my cock while jacking off

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 17:08

>>209
I cycle through 3-4 different styles to avoid that problem

>>200
Stallmanic advice: Use a disposable VM when accessing the internet!

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 17:37

>>210
Stallman would actually recommend using software that doesn't require you to do that.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 18:27

>>211
No, Stallman would actually recommend avoiding using the Internet for as much as possible and write all software you need in GNU Emacs.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 22:11

JOHN: n... no!
KARKAT: A FAIR REBUTTAL. HOWEVER, CONSIDER THIS COUNTERPOINT:
KARKAT: Y... YES???

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 22:17

Stallman would use a script to fetch a web page remotely from someone else's computer, e-mail it to himself, and then view it locally in a text editor.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 23:43

I'm doing it! I'm really doing it! I'm reading a visual novel completely untranslated! I bet so many japanophiles are jealous of me right now.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 23:52

butt stuff

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 01:14

>>202 I was listening to this in the car yesterday

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 01:17

I am very jealous of >>215

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 02:36

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 09:32

Optimised for fewer page fetches:
>>219,200,210-212,214

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 11:22

I love you.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 12:44

>>214
What do you mean by "would"? That's exactly what he does.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 17:33

Sometimes I think the death penalty shouldn't exist. But then sometimes I think a guy who commits a really horrific crime deserves to be mutilated and burned alive on national television. I guess I can understand both sides of this argument.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 18:41

What is that smell?

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 22:43

unzipme.exe

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 00:40

FUCKINGREADME.txt

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 01:52

>>234 Ran towards a copper with a drawn piece waving a butcher knife out of friendliness.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 01:56

This PC

  • (D:)

--|__ school
-------|__ do not open
-----------|___ not porn
---------------|___ porn

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 01:57

>>227 I am thinking about clumsily posting in the wrong thread

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 04:48

>>228 claimed this post was a joke.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 18:19

I don't like how sincerity seems to have gone out of fashion.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 18:23

>>231
Where, on the media and stuff? There's New Sincerity which is an antithetical movement to cynicism and irony.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 19:13

>>231
Sincerity is the new irony

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 19:50

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 19:56

Trying to download a torrent that has 0 seeders
I might die of old age before it finishes

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 21:16

>>235
The only things I'm interested in torrenting are all zero seed torrents. It's so sad.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 23:26

every time I cum, I unleash a torrent of my seed

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 23:36

Rescued a cute moth. All is well.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 23:59

>>235,236
It's those obscure tastes that bring us together as DQN.

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 00:26

>>238
Eat my anus

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 03:12

unzips banana

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 07:13

I was so fucking close! I almost beat Athena, but then RNG had to shit on me! SHIT ON MY FUCKING BOARD! FUCK YOU! I WAS TRYING MY DAMNEDEST BUT YOU JUST SHIT ON ALL OF MY EFFORT!

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 08:15

>>228
I used to put that folder under some game install directory but then I uninstalled the game and it deleted everything.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 09:04

These RSS feed things are nice.

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 12:30

>>238
Is this you?

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 13:43

>>245
No, that's a moth!

Also, the moth I rescued was way cuter than that. I'm not sure precisely what it was, but it looked something like this or this.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 21:59

le shitmommy

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 23:36

I just jacked off three times in a row within an hour.

The third time was the most satisfactory.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 06:57

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 08:32

Ambient 4 lizards dude what real reptile lizards.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 11:51

How nice.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 16:15

I'm back, missed my waifu, stupid feds didn't even find my back up HD, ;) #YOLO

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 16:18

>>252
What happended?

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 21:58

You have to suffer first.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 00:38

Nopenopenopeneop tired grey earl too late for that too late not to drink it

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 07:49

bitch durango

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 11:31

Before going to bed I like to hop on Skype with my friend and start watching a long Vinesauce stream at the same time. We watch it till I'm ready to fall asleep.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 12:42

Is it weird that I like only young asian women? I think they're cute and their characteristics are very attractive to me.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 13:27

yall niggas need jesus smh

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 13:47

>>253
I told a bunch of jokes on Facebook and the feds arrested me for CP! Even after I named the folder "don't click" they still found it...

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 14:51

>>260
That's why my 20GB CP folder is labeled "not CP"

this post is a joke

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 16:05

Holy macaroni, I can watch complete movies at Wikipedia!
This is going to change everything at work!

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