Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
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yeah I see that, daddy gave you good advice
My friend told me he hired a prostitute. I'm pretty sure he was a virgin up to that point. I've been avoiding him since.
Today I played twister with a 10 year old girl wearing very tight bicycle shorts. Good thing I'm not a pedophile.
freurein mariendorfu
King Boobus Tuber
the area is down!! what's gonna happen to VIP12ONIC?!
who what happened to saovq
Uh, the secret area is suddenly the unreachable area. Anyone know what happened?
She has no idea how much I want to fuck her granddaughters.
Many crimes are committed by featherless black men
The Masturdater
decapitation of the head
Beer, anime and a wank. Another successfull Friday.
apoq
It's a ram.
apoq.orz
It's a man eating fresh ram shit from the floor.
Did the guy who was going to read aloud from the shitty fucking poetry thread ever deliver?
http://orz.moe/
What a waste of potential for a URL.
I hate people who use "IMHO" with a passion.
>>729
I like to say "IMHO-tep" in real life, but in a way that makes people think i'm calling them Imhotep. I amuse myself and that's what counts.
>>729
my preferred phrase is "in my not-remotely-humble opinion"
ITT We Describe Various gomezes
Today's recommended reading is "Gonad the Barbarian", enjoy.
So everyone is getting divorced now. That's cool.
On the road of life, I am a deer in the headlights. But I'm not wide-eyed. I'm not about to die. I'm trying to get hit here, but these bitches just keep on swerving to miss me. I love watching them wreck. It's awesome.
We like pizza in the morning
We like pizza every day
We like pizza in the evening
We like pizza any way
Love: the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
vc: rude
I can read from the poetry thread if you want.
my girlfriend is addicted to my cock
Gomez gomez
DJ P. Niss & the Ballz
My girlfriend is addicted to not existing.
Life is the two hours between arriving home from work and going to bed.
>mohawk troll
Warcraft troll?
I'm regenerating five hp per second and there's nothing you can do about it!
They can't troll you if there dead.
New to the "misheard lyrics that I like better than the actual ones" files:
"Even though love could burn you through, I will love you just the same"
(Actual lyrics: "Even though like a bird you flew, I will love you just the same")
dafuq did I just read
>capitalizing gomez
ISHYGDDT
I could UNKO you right now
Espeon!
I came here to post what I'm thinking only to realize I'm not thinking of anything.
homo sex is gay
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
Hey, it's me, Popuko! I'm one spicy gal!
I will chelate all your worries away.
What a shituation.
poo in a butt
butt in a poo
turd in a bird
Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts.
What would happen if you injected crystal meth into a cheetah?
"Could you just lie to me and call it good?"
"Sure."
"You would lie to my face?"
"Are you calling me a liar?"
pixie butt
I have no money and I must scream
I have no mummies and I just dream.
I am such a great person.
I have heard that buttplug tails look less like you have a tail and more like you have had a dead animal shoved up your butt.
I have no munnies and I just steam.
>>774
It doesn't matter, thanks to Mr. Obongoman, Iran is now in a position to launch an all-out-offensive against ISIS with full support from the US. There won't be a lot of ISIS to talk about in a year from now, so it might as well be an internet joke already.
Loli mid-orgasm.
It's taking a bit longer than usual, but it should be ready soon
Don't turn off your PC
Loli failed to orgasm ;(
We're collecting some information, do not turn off your PC
Your loli will be automatically rebooted once it has sent the crash report to Microsoft.
>>778
Could be solved by moving tail part above the insertable.
dafuq did I just listen to
I just farted
Windows Tin
As I was flying out of Dulles International last month, I stopped at a pizza stand and bought a meal-sized pizza from a restaurant that doubled as a bar. As I ate it, the bartender asked me if it tasted good. I nodded and said eeYeah, 'sgood.ff or something to that effect. But he repeated his question, almost insistently.
I thought to myself, though I was tired already from standing in line all day yesterday for my passport, waiting for buses, hurriedly throwing together changes of clothes, etc. Did I actually like the pizza I was eating? I couldn't really find anything remarkable about it one way or the other. The bread was a bit unusual, and it had been cooked quickly (but thoroughly) in front of me, so the texture was different than what I would have gotten from a local chain. Nothing about the pizza was offending or unappetizing.
I again replied to the bartender in the affirmative. And then he turned a little away from me and, still wiping down the counter, said eeEveryone says the pizza tastes good.ff. His tone was casual, but with a masked air of sadness - even disappointment. There was a pause as I finished wolfing down the pizza. I wished him a pleasant weekend, then arose and left for the terminal.
And now, a month later, I can still remember the tone in his voice. It was as if he had waiting for some sign that I had failed to give. As if he had asked that question to every customer for years, hoping some gourmet would respond eeNo, it's SHIT!ff, or some profoundly honest man would say eeNot really, it's just airport food.ff and thereby redeem humanity in his eyes.
I'm sorry, bartender. I was tired already, with a long journey ahead of me, and I don't really care about my food that much. I just wanted to get something to eat before my flight, and the pizza was fine.
What this all really means, >>789, is that you should stick to today's special.
rhodesian camo, yeah boyeeeee
Why are you still alive, Onii-chan?
CHEORGE BEEM
Legyél a feleségem!
Why are the imageboards I visit so full of gayness these days?
I realized why I'm so confused while I'm high. It's because the world is confusing, and I'm only just now questioning it.
Finally got a volca bass to go with my beats and keys. Hell yeah.
Judging from what japan man puts on github, it's all hoge and fuck over there