[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (999)

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 23:52

>>698
Yup. Now I've got those CDs cued up. Thanks :)

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 02:44

got a condo made of stone-a

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 03:06

gaynus

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 06:11

yeah I see that, daddy gave you good advice

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 08:15

My friend told me he hired a prostitute. I'm pretty sure he was a virgin up to that point. I've been avoiding him since.

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 08:21

>>705
This was probably his plan all along.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 17:50

>>705
He could've become a wizard.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 20:04

Today I played twister with a 10 year old girl wearing very tight bicycle shorts. Good thing I'm not a pedophile.

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 21:07

>>705
I did that too, I don't recommend it.

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7994 21:53

>>708 why are loli encounters always wasted on teleiophiles

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 00:51

freurein mariendorfu

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 01:38

King Boobus Tuber

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 05:28

the area is down!! what's gonna happen to VIP12ONIC?!

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 07:20

who what happened to saovq

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 08:22

Uh, the secret area is suddenly the unreachable area. Anyone know what happened?

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 12:04

>>713-715
The admin probably stopped giving a shit.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 17:41

She has no idea how much I want to fuck her granddaughters.

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 19:33

>>710
You haven't sacrificed enough to the hebephile gods.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 22:28

Many crimes are committed by featherless black men

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 22:29

The Masturdater

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7996 03:04

decapitation of the head

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 17:56

Beer, anime and a wank. Another successfull Friday.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 19:41

>>722
A true otaku would have sake.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 21:14

>>723
weeb pls go

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 21:16

apoq

It's a ram.

apoq.orz

It's a man eating fresh ram shit from the floor.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 21:43

>>725 woah

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 14:39

Did the guy who was going to read aloud from the shitty fucking poetry thread ever deliver?

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 15:36

http://orz.moe/
What a waste of potential for a URL.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 17:01

I hate people who use "IMHO" with a passion.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 17:32

What about "IMNSHO"?

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 18:10

>>729 It's like how a kawaii anime character uses desu IMHO

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 18:46

>>730
At least that would indicate some autognosis.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 19:53

>>729
I like to say "IMHO-tep" in real life, but in a way that makes people think i'm calling them Imhotep. I amuse myself and that's what counts.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 20:11

Holiday? More like loliday!

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 23:23

>>729
my preferred phrase is "in my not-remotely-humble opinion"

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 23:28

ITT We Describe Various gomezes

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 03:05

Today's recommended reading is "Gonad the Barbarian", enjoy.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 11:02

So everyone is getting divorced now. That's cool.

On the road of life, I am a deer in the headlights. But I'm not wide-eyed. I'm not about to die. I'm trying to get hit here, but these bitches just keep on swerving to miss me. I love watching them wreck. It's awesome.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 12:38

We like pizza in the morning
We like pizza every day
We like pizza in the evening
We like pizza any way

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 23:37

Love: the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

vc: rude

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 07:02

I can read from the poetry thread if you want.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 09:26

my girlfriend is addicted to my cock

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 13:56

Gomez gomez

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 17:07

DJ P. Niss & the Ballz

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 18:13

>>742 you poor thing

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 18:29

My girlfriend is addicted to not existing.

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 19:07

>>746 you poor thing

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 19:39

Life is the two hours between arriving home from work and going to bed.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 23:06

>mohawk troll

Warcraft troll?

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 23:44

I'm regenerating five hp per second and there's nothing you can do about it!

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 03:45

They can't troll you if there dead.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 06:03

New to the "misheard lyrics that I like better than the actual ones" files:
"Even though love could burn you through, I will love you just the same"
(Actual lyrics: "Even though like a bird you flew, I will love you just the same")

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 06:41

dafuq did I just read

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:22

>>750
I could OHKO you [i]right now.[/i]

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:53

>capitalizing gomez

ISHYGDDT

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 19:01

I could UNKO you right now

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 19:54

Espeon!

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 20:09

I came here to post what I'm thinking only to realize I'm not thinking of anything.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 22:08

homo sex is gay

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 02:52

>>759
Well, yes. I do suppose you're right.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 08:29

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 08:49

Hey, it's me, Popuko! I'm one spicy gal!

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 17:04

I will chelate all your worries away.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 18:20

What a shituation.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 18:46

poo in a butt

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 18:48

butt in a poo

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 19:14

turd in a bird

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 19:18

Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 19:36

>>768
Nope, just a soggy poop.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 19:56

What would happen if you injected crystal meth into a cheetah?

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 21:58

‚”‚@‚‚‚…@‚ƒ‚‚Ž‚”‚‰‚Ž‚•‚…
‚Σ‚΄‚―‚ι‚ȁI

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 22:47

"Could you just lie to me and call it good?"
"Sure."
"You would lie to my face?"
"Are you calling me a liar?"

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 03:38

pixie butt

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 11:27

Those ISIS guys pretty much became 100% relegated to "dumb internet meme" status in my mind once I saw that there's a dubstep remix and a Space Jam themesong mashup of "Saleel al-Sawarim".

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 12:34

I have no money and I must scream

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 15:03

I have no mummies and I just dream.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 15:16

I am such a great person.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 15:39

I have heard that buttplug tails look less like you have a tail and more like you have had a dead animal shoved up your butt.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 15:58

I have no munnies and I just steam.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 16:02

>>774
It doesn't matter, thanks to Mr. Obongoman, Iran is now in a position to launch an all-out-offensive against ISIS with full support from the US. There won't be a lot of ISIS to talk about in a year from now, so it might as well be an internet joke already.

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 16:47

Loli mid-orgasm.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 17:25

It's taking a bit longer than usual, but it should be ready soon

Don't turn off your PC

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 18:33

Loli failed to orgasm ;(
We're collecting some information, do not turn off your PC
Your loli will be automatically rebooted once it has sent the crash report to Microsoft.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 19:21

>>778
Isn't that the point?

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 19:39

>>778
Could be solved by moving tail part above the insertable.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 22:42

dafuq did I just listen to

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 23:24

I just farted

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 00:53

Windows Tin

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 00:53

As I was flying out of Dulles International last month, I stopped at a pizza stand and bought a meal-sized pizza from a restaurant that doubled as a bar. As I ate it, the bartender asked me if it tasted good. I nodded and said eeYeah, 'sgood.ff or something to that effect. But he repeated his question, almost insistently.

I thought to myself, though I was tired already from standing in line all day yesterday for my passport, waiting for buses, hurriedly throwing together changes of clothes, etc. Did I actually like the pizza I was eating? I couldn't really find anything remarkable about it one way or the other. The bread was a bit unusual, and it had been cooked quickly (but thoroughly) in front of me, so the texture was different than what I would have gotten from a local chain. Nothing about the pizza was offending or unappetizing.

I again replied to the bartender in the affirmative. And then he turned a little away from me and, still wiping down the counter, said eeEveryone says the pizza tastes good.ff. His tone was casual, but with a masked air of sadness - even disappointment. There was a pause as I finished wolfing down the pizza. I wished him a pleasant weekend, then arose and left for the terminal.

And now, a month later, I can still remember the tone in his voice. It was as if he had waiting for some sign that I had failed to give. As if he had asked that question to every customer for years, hoping some gourmet would respond eeNo, it's SHIT!ff, or some profoundly honest man would say eeNot really, it's just airport food.ff and thereby redeem humanity in his eyes.

I'm sorry, bartender. I was tired already, with a long journey ahead of me, and I don't really care about my food that much. I just wanted to get something to eat before my flight, and the pizza was fine.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 01:51

What this all really means, >>789, is that you should stick to today's special.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 03:11

rhodesian camo, yeah boyeeeee

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 10:24

Why are you still alive, Onii-chan?

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 12:51

CHEORGE BEEM

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 20:38

Legyél a feleségem!

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 01:15

Why are the imageboards I visit so full of gayness these days?

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 01:56

I realized why I'm so confused while I'm high. It's because the world is confusing, and I'm only just now questioning it.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 12:26

Finally got a volca bass to go with my beats and keys. Hell yeah.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 13:46

Judging from what japan man puts on github, it's all hoge and fuck over there

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 15:36

Reading JJBA part 5: These are supposed to be men?
Reading JJBA part 6: These are supposed to be women?

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 16:01

>>795 because the 2% of the population that self-identifies as gay want to feel like they're not a tiny minority of brain-damaged freaks, so they really oversell their case to the normal population.

If you don't live in a city, you almost never come across 'em.

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