[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (999)

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 21:44

A laptop is like a server with wheels and a battery backup right?

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 21:59

Hey DQN-kun that recommended Oniisama e a while ago, which episode is it where Nanako stands up and has to translate a poem into Japanese or something, and the poem reminds her of Rei and she starts crying? She mixes up "ai" and "koi" or something, and the English teacher is startled when she cries and is like "what's wrong, easy easy!"?

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 22:35

I... don't remember, sorry. From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oniisama_e..._episodes it must be somewhere after episode 33, probably no later than episode 35. I'd look it up myself but all the files are on my other computer.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 23:49

I can easily imagine if my upbringing had been just a little different I'd've become an absolute hippy.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 08:26

>>603 Thanks, I found it though! It was episode 19, I found a transcript.

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 11:48

Oh! Of course. When you said "reminds her of Rei" I thought you meant "reminds her of enormous spoilers involving Rei".

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 16:42

I'm actually super popular and everyone loves me. They're just too afraid to say so.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 21:10

Love will find a way, ain't that always true?

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 22:42

>>608 I hope so.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 12:02


611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 15:45

What kind of idiot needs a fucking manual to test two buttons? Press one, fill the data, press the other, check result, done. If you really want one, you'll have to wait until I decide to fucking open up Word and whip out a document, which is happening never.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 18:26

I simply can't sexualise enough children during my waking hours, so I have to do it while I'm asleep as well.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 23:52

Children's ice cream, Manfred!

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 00:25

I simply can't. No more.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 03:16


616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 06:58

Death to pedophiles and lolicon!

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 20:56

Guy Fieri look-alike doing cunnilingus = no thank you.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 23:31

Fluid dynamics is so tsundere for me.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 03:31

I am not even that old at all, which makes it even more vexing when I realize that a disproportionate proportion of most online communities I come across is significantly younger than me.

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 03:40

I know that feel.

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 18:55

I see somebody else has learnt the terrible secret of HTML formatting.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:16

I've never made so many consecutive posts

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 23:11

Chairman Pao is outta here!

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 12:50

My current thought was too lame so I'm posting this instead.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 18:52

Wasn't there a part in the Bible where Jesus specifically says that the covenant between God and the Hebrews no longer applied? That meant Christians didn't have to do the snippy thing or not eat pork anymore.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 19:41

Like many things in the Bible, it's ambiguous. Matthew 5:18 can be interpreted as saying that all of the Jewish rules still apply. Matthew 15:11 is generally interpreted as nullifying the dietary rules, though.

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 22:09

Tomorrow I'm embarking into the uncharted wilderness of Eastern Europe, and may be very busy and/or without internet for a while. Control tower updates might be sporadic for a while.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 23:26

Is it Eastasia or Eurasia that's always been our ally?

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 03:15

Wordpress is run by feminist communist vegetarians. Look it up

630 Name: ( ・-・) : 1993-09-7985 06:27

( ・-・) Both. Neither. Whichever one Big Brother and MINITRU said was, most recently. The book is about the mutability of truth in an age of mass media and ruthless governments willing to rewrite the past to control the future.

( ・-・) Also, you're a big fat butt.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 06:30

Hey, I'm reading that book right now.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 11:17

So, Hitler?

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 20:40

It's been a year since I've been in this flat and the guy opposite still hasn't put a password on his wifi. God bless you, technophobic/overly trusting neighbour, whoever you are.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 01:01

giant scorpion with a frenetically thrusting tail

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 01:04

That's not supposed to be on my penis. Was that always there or....

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 01:58

"Don't be a pussy and a vagina mixed into one."
Words to live by.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 02:29


638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 05:17

Was Liu Bei the original Mary Sue?

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 09:38

Sageru has returned! I really thought it wasn't coming back this time.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 14:03

What did I eat that made such a colossal turd?

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 16:13

I just dreamed that my dog ate a bunch of ginger snaps, then went into the backyard and pooped out a bunch of giant turds shaped like ginger snaps but even bigger. I thought to myself, man he must not be getting any nutrition from his food, no wonder he's gonna die.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 16:28

fat penis

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 17:56

holy shit DQN still exists.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 18:34

No it doesn't, get off the shrooms.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 19:43

How can open source software be "run" by someone? Even systemd and gnome can be usurped if someone would go through and re-release them without all the bullshit.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 19:44

DQN can never die, just like sageru, they're their own kind of eternal hells.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 23:04

Waterboard that chipmunk!

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 23:44

But sageru is shit

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 23:58

It's been so long I don't remember what Sageru is anymore

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 04:32

I love PHP.

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 04:41

You can't beat Time. You can't put up a place like that, insulting Time straight to its face, and expect to get away with it. And now it's slipping away, carried by Time as revenge.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 07:57

I miss that "let's pretend to be lolis" thread that was up on Sageru. ( ・-・)

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 08:50

This is the best news I've heard recently.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 09:28

Terrible things for terrible people.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 10:23

Have you ever noticed that many, many people now use the term "individual" a whole lot as a noun to mean "a single person"? This really pisses me off for some reason. Why are you saying "this individual" or "that individual"? What's wrong with saying "person"? Does "individual" make what you're saying seem more important or scientific or something?

I can't understand why I care about this, but it does piss me off for some reason.

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 11:16

By "now" do you mean "for the past 400 years"?

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 14:57

>>655 I generally use it if I'm insulting someone. Like they're too much of a prick to be a "person" I guess.

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 15:19

>>655-657 I'm more annoyed that "meme" seems to have become an adjective.

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 16:08

I'm hungry yet I'm on a diet. If I lead a life of asceticism then I wouldn't mind. Then again, if I lived a life of asceticism, my reason to diet would be meaningless.
How troublesome.

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 17:22

Doshgarn Kids these days, memeing left and right... who do they think they are, memedividuals?!

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 18:10

fartazoid was here

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 18:13

Did you get his autograph?

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 20:03

Memegraphy? The study of memeing over time.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 21:43

Somebody went and ruined September 8000 by making a post filled with HTML markup without selecting HTML formatting. I'm going to be depressed for the next 1000 days and I only have one person to thanks for that. Thanks.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 23:59

I miss ClearWire. That was good internet.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 00:03


667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 00:31

I can't believe I've been visiting dqn for 4000 days...

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 00:36

>>656 I'm pretty sure this hasn't been a thing for the last four hundred years. At least not in the way most people seem to use the term today. Go to an office environment, you'll see what I mean.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 00:43


670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 00:50

"The Dark Demon has dark semen. And we all know dark semen is bad."

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 01:34

"7 Daredevil Dogs Who Are Unaware They Can Die"

Well that's fucking depressing. They may not be aware, but I am, and now you've ruined dogs doing cool things for me my making me hyperaware that they could DIE

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 03:13


673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 08:56

I wonder what will happen on September 10000.

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 14:45

Maybe it'll finally be October?

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 17:37

It's hot as lord monkeyfuck's nipples out there.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 18:45

Why are songs about pizza so damn catchy?

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7988 21:52

My VC is 'duckox'. I like to imagine a Duck and an Ox that are friends and get along and do friend things.

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 12:40

my vc is thiteer and I imagine it is the was a retard says theatre which makes me think of that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 20:15

They're either surgically attached or the two-headed offspring of a mallard and a scotch cow.

Mine's firth. You know, like Colin.
... There's a thread for captchas. You shut your trap already.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 20:36

Why is everyone keeping VietCong and making them say weird vietnam words?

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 22:30


682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 22:55

Remember, when you give your loved one a bouquet of flowers, you're giving them a bundle of other organisms' severed genitals.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7989 22:55

Have YOU contributed to the VIPTRONIC album today?

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 04:10

Fuck that, let's make a new DQN ELECTRONICS album.

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 07:14

I am Zeqamet Benis

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7990 19:14

goof butts

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 01:05

The dark wizardry is spreading

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 01:12

Of course, this may lead to it being fixed, like that time way back on a MUD when I discovered how going into a shop and typing "sell <your own name>" would result in a message of "The shopkeeper takes the <your name> and throws it away." and then you'd end up in a weird void room where stuff that had lost its place was apparently sent to. After I shared it with a few people, it was determined to be an exploit (since exiting from said void would always take you back to the start room no matter where in the world you were) and it was patched out with the much less exciting "You can't sell people here, bub."

Then again, it seems like this site is barely patrolled, let alone maintained in the technical stuff.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 04:25

Well ruloli is down.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 12:47

I do my best programming listening to a mix of Autechre and Gescom, and I'm not even autistic.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 22:11

My hourglass says I have to stop surfing and get back to work soon. I DON'T WANNA oop too late bye internet :(

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7991 23:29

Rebecca McAnally, what a name

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 11:37


694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 17:01

I am Fuqabig Penis

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 17:05

I used to be a DQN like you, but then I took a meme to the knee.

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 21:08

Ahalmez ("Sweepings Demon") and Ahaltocob ("Stabbing Demon"), who hide in the unswept areas of people's houses and stab them to death

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7992 22:50

My initial reaction is apparently pretty common among westerners being exposed to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms story for the first time. I mean, that reaction being "this Liu Bei guy is such a huge faggot, is he really supposed to be the hero? Cao Cao is a lot cooler."

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 09:56

Like a little jack in the box you knoww....

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 16:39

Lately I've been shitting far too much. I shit at least 6 times a day, and by the fourth shit, it's pretty much just pure pain at that point. I can't wipe after the second shit, because I start to bleed. When it comes to that, I just take a shower and finger myself until it's all gone. I usually have to take another shit an hour and a half later.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7993 21:36

You're literally shitposting. In retaliation to this I claim SEVEN HUNDRED GET!

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