[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (999)

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 15:59

Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference... in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 17:11

YOU MUST DIE! or else you will DIE.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 17:40

I AM MAGNETO, MASTER OF MAGNET.

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 17:45

I wish I could just laugh at the HL3 obsessive types with the appropriate detachment and schadenfreude, but the truth is I really want to see HL3 released as well.

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 22:48

Finally got rid of my sideburns.

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7945 01:09

I'm an adult and I can't even grow sideburns.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7945 05:09

Medications can be a wonderful thing.

>>306
Consider yourself lucky, they can be a real pain to trim evenly.

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7945 10:06

>>300
See, you're doing great! Another "we needed this done yesterday" and "we would like you to code for a week with just enough time for a quick naps" and you'll get used to it.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7945 18:57

I AM MAGENTO, MASTER OF PINK

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7945 23:39

if we are in the matrix then what is the matrix in lol

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 05:31

I should not have not tha-t.
I should not have done that.

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 07:27

I cringe when I see people use their birth-date in their usernames

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 07:29

Reading on a tablet or e-reader is superior to reading from your monitor.

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 10:43

Why am I so tired? Sleeping 6 hours should be enough.

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 14:01

>>314
I usually sleep for 10+ hours without an alarm to wake me up

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 17:40

>>156 yes indeedy, i got the hell orbs album it's pretty neat

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 19:16

LOVE ME ONII-CHAN

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 20:31

>>317
No, go to your room.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 20:56

>>318
Come with me~

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 22:10

>>319
pomf pomf

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 22:43

Reminder that RPing is against the role

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 23:02

I think I forgot how to have fun. All the simple things I loved doing as a teenager like eating lots of junk food and staying up all night aren't fun anymore.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7946 23:41

Paracetamol overdose is a possible reality. Now let me go puke.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 03:36

Apparently I'm getting free education! I wonder if they have a degree in mitten studies...

>>322
Talk to your doctor, there are pills and stuff for that.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 08:43

>>324
I wish I studied mittens.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 21:03

There are some japanese people hanging around in my office and I'm afraid they are going to catch a glimpse of my computer screen and recognize all this SJIS stuff and 2ch-ish boards and are going to call me out on me wasting my time miserably.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7947 23:24

This blanket is nice and warm and soft.

328 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7948 08:06

I'm cold. I want mittens.

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7948 10:03

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7948 10:15

I was in this job interview, and suddenly my noses started running heavily. I was covering my nose with my hands by sitting in the Gendo pose and the mucus dropped down between my legs onto the floor. By the time the interview was finished, I left behind a huge puddle of snot next to the chair I sat on.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7948 12:17

tigerr elecronicz

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7948 17:39

I could do with a shower.

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 17:02

I cannot handle this.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 18:01

cake farts

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 18:32

>>334
No it doesn't!

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 18:45

>>330

>sitting in the Gendo pose

Oh lord you poor poor man.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7949 20:55

>>336
Needless to say, I didn't get the job.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 04:23

>>337
Man, I'm sorry. I'm with you man, I'm going through some really tough times myself.

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 06:08

In other news I just got another raise.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 06:18

I have rich parents so I never have to work a day in my life

341 Name: If we're talking about ourselves : 1993-09-7950 08:11

I was never rich, but I never spend money on anything. I'm doing OK

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 16:05

>>337
Would it have killed you to ask for a tissue?

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 19:30

The Unholy Citadel has evaporated away into the timeless vacuum again...

344 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7950 22:52

Would a gay pharaoh be entombed in a sarcofagus?

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 00:06

Sometimes I wonder if I'm too intelligent.

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 01:05

>>345
More likely the problem is that you think you're too intelligent.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 04:34

Surely this can't be all there is. There has to be more.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 04:53

I want to put a shobon mouth flap between my lips and play with it

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 06:02

>>348
That
um

Nevermind.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 09:29

Children who were born after 9/11 are losing their virginity

I feel uneasy about this

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 09:37

>>343
Somehow AAchan is still up though.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 11:27

Well, I sure killed that thread.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 22:15

TAKASHI! TAKASHI! TAKASHI TAKASHI TAKASHI TAKASHIIII!

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 02:01

WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITHOUT THE UNHOLY CITADEL???!!!

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 03:18

I found a nearly-abandoned image board that still has threads up from 2009

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 03:27

gaynus

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 05:02

>>350
Starting in October, the "future" from Back to the Future: Part II takes place in the past.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 05:51

Remember the last time a stranger did something nice to you.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 06:17

Sometimes I remember a thought experiment we did in 11th grade Civics class. A handful of students were given roles to play, and the scenario was that they were all trapped on a sinking boat and the rest of us had to vote on who to throw off to save the rest, one at a time, until only one was left, who would be the one to survive. I think each one of them also got a bit of time to give their schpeal about why we should vote to let thhem stay on the boat. Their roles were mostly things like a pregnant woman, a teacher, an ordinary salaryman; but there were two that were very obviously supposed to end up as the last two on the boat: a scientist who had discovered the cure for cancer, and a diplomat who had discovered the secret to world peace.

So, when it came down to those two, the students overwelmingly voted to keep the guy with the cure for cancer, including me. And then the "correct" answer was revealed, that we were supposed to keep the guy with the secret for world peace. The logic being, that more people die in war than die of cancer, but that most of us had voted the "wrong" way because more people in the first world are affected by cancer deaths than war deaths.

I wanted to tell her, that that wasn't my motivation at all. I've never known anyone in my life who died of cancer. It wasn't that I wanted to get rid of cancer, it was that I didn't want to get rid of war. I couldn't think of how to put it into words then, but war is really the purging cataclysm that's needed in society every few generations. A very real incarnation of the belief in quite a few relgions who believe that when the world is at its most corrupt and foul and wicked, their god of choice will destroy it and make it anew. Or to put it in a more nihilistic way, just being a human life doesn't give it any intrinsic meaning, what gives human life meaning is struggling against other human lives. Societies advance through conflict with other societies.

Humans are inherently conflict-seeking. We didn't evolve to be happy and content with 2.5 children and a mortgage and a mid-sized car, we evolved to always want more, to search for new enemies to beat and new problems to overcome only to move on to the newest enemy and the newest problem once the old ones are taken care of. When there's no "real" problems left to take care of, people start inventing them, and the ones they invent are usually stupid ones. Sometimes I wonder what would happen if all the people going on their moral crusades about other people being mean on the internet or men spreading their legs too wide on the train had "real" problems to worry about like where their next meal is coming from, or artillery falling on their houses. Sometimes I think ISIS or the Nazis had the right idea, that there's no such thing as a futile conflict because conflict is what's true and meaningful.

I don't know, is that "edgy"?

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 06:22

>>358
The other day it was pretty hot outside and I was walking home from the grocery and an older lady offered me a ride. I turned her down because by the time I ran into her I was only a block or so from home, but it was nice.

Also, the doughnuts I bought that day melted into some kind of mushy puddle of warm cream and dough and frosting while I was walking.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 07:59

I want a girlfriend

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 08:12

>>353
I just listened to a denpa song that featured TAKASHI prominently.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 09:25

>>359
I agree that humans are inherently conflict-seeking, so the idea of world peace is ridiculous and impossible. However, I don't think war purges blowhard assholes, it usually does exactly the opposite. If it's just a matter of keeping the population in check, I'd rather just have large, random portions of the human population die of cancer.

Anyway, I'd kill them both and keep the pregnant woman so I could have a threesome with her and her child. How's that for edgy?

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 12:12

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 13:38

Britney who?

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 15:15

Britney is a stupid name.
It's so stupid that it almost angers me.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 16:56

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 17:55

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 18:05

Man I wish I was Japanese

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 19:12

I can't take any website with the .biz TLD seriously

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 21:17

>>359

> Humans are inherently conflict-seeking.

Yet armed conflict has been steadily decreasing since the 1940s. Further, your idea of evolution seems rather skewed. Evolution knows no improvement, only adaptation. We evolved to adapt to Earth's condition, not to spread dominion among masses. This misinterpratation was obviously very in vogue with Hitler and his political circle. He was pretty whack in the head, as you may know.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 21:56

>>371
I agree, I don't think humans are conflict-seeking in the slightest. In fact, I'd say it's precisely the fact that we've evolved not to seek conflict which is why we've gotten so far. Consider: if you locked a hundred chimps or apes who didn't know one another in a room, it'd be an absolute bloodbath; they'd be at one another's throats in seconds. If you locked a hundred modern humans who didn't know one another in a room, they'd probably just stand around having awkward small talk.

War is very much on the decline, and rightly so; it's wasteful, inefficient and ineffective at actually solving any social problems. I am very glad to see that the international community is now too strongly interlinked for organised war between major world powers. It's unimaginable, for instance, to imagine China going to war with the US, despite their ideological differences, because they depend too much on one another for trade. Similarly, most people in the first world are well educated and independent enough that they wouldn't support a war if there are sensible alternatives.

Most wars since World War II have been either civil wars in failed states or certain overzealous first world countries invading vastly less developed countries for dubious reasons, neither of which seem particularly meaningful or necessary. Incidentally, did you know that the Iraq War, besides being a huge waste of money and human life, was illegal under international law, yet nobody has ever even come close to being brought to justice over it?

Well, more importantly, here's a video of a capybara wearing a hat sharing a paddling pool with some ducklings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGVs0d8wknU

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 00:00

more of a shetland phony, amirite

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 01:16

>>371
It's only really been decreasing in the "developed" world, the rest of the world is killing each other just as much as they always have. You can't just make such a sweeping generalization and then hand-wave away the counter-evidence by saying "oh, yeah, well those things only happen in shithole countries anyway".

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 07:52

>>369
I dream of being a Japanese salaryman and living a miserable life.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 13:09

p-please be gentle with me

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 14:38

>>374

> a sweeping generalization

It's not a sweeping generalization. It's a judgement that I make from reading statistics on worldwide, emphasis on worldwide, statistics on battle deaths, which is currently at the lowest point it's ever been. I got it from a chart that got its numbers from this thing http://www.hsrgroup.org/human-security-reports/2013/text.aspx
Even if I was making such a distinction between the developed world and the non-developed world, you're still dismissing that said "developed" world was very much involved in violent wars not too long ago, and them not being involved in armed conflict anymore would still point out to a waning of war.
And you can't just tell my I can't hand-wave evidence away when you didn't present any, what's that supposed to be.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 16:07

Sailor Swift

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 17:07

Happy lolis in your bed.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 17:19

> sageru.org is almost here!

Lies! All you do is lie!

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 22:20

How did it come to this?

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 00:10

my family thinks only racists dislike obama
ugh

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 02:25

What do the Kha'ak want?

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 06:47

I should be asleep.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 09:29

>>380
I'm gonna need some mittens for this.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 11:47

That's not normal!

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 16:59

Did you know that cheeses loves you?

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 22:34

I'm way too drunk to be ankiing.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 23:54

>>387
What a friend
We have in Cheeses

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 01:22

>>387
Shouldn't that be "cheeses love you", since "cheeses" is plural? Who taught you English? I'm afraid I might have to come over there and slap you silly.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 04:09

Cheeses loves me
this I know
'cause the Bible tells me so

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 06:07

What if I'm lactose intolerant?
What can Cheeses do for me?

I'll resort to Tofu, ty.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 07:32

today i ate my first burrito and there where no cheeses because i am alergic

and it was good

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 08:58

le shitmommy

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 11:54

This sounds like either the best thing to happen to me in ages, or a huge scam.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 14:47

hatech-pee

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 20:59

Monty Python's cheese shop

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 18:15

What kind of moron gets hit by a bus inside a shopping mall?

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 20:49

Contemplative melancholy piano music.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 23:31

How is a system where individual works for his or her own individual benefit morally better than a system where collective works for its own collective benefit?

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