[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (999)

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 22:32

Where Have You Been

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 00:45

I've been here and I've been there and I've been in between.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 06:06

well I was going to post text art but it turns into gibberish moonrunes here
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204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 06:08

okay I guess it only turns into gibberish moonrunes in the post preview

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 09:39

this board software has its quirks

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 10:10

The box of science.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 11:16

Humans are terrible hypersexualised beings who condone mating at any season, at any time of day — and yet keep everything about it a taboo.

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 11:39

All this tree sperm is making my nose run.

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 16:57

Realizing I've been holding on to a vertical support rail on the train with the grip that I use on my cock while jacking off

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 17:08

I cycle through 3-4 different styles to avoid that problem

Stallmanic advice: Use a disposable VM when accessing the internet!

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 17:37

Stallman would actually recommend using software that doesn't require you to do that.

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 18:27

No, Stallman would actually recommend avoiding using the Internet for as much as possible and write all software you need in GNU Emacs.

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 22:11

JOHN: n... no!

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 22:17

Stallman would use a script to fetch a web page remotely from someone else's computer, e-mail it to himself, and then view it locally in a text editor.

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 23:43

I'm doing it! I'm really doing it! I'm reading a visual novel completely untranslated! I bet so many japanophiles are jealous of me right now.

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7936 23:52

butt stuff

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 01:14

>>202 I was listening to this in the car yesterday

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 01:17

I am very jealous of >>215

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 02:36

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 09:32

Optimised for fewer page fetches:

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 11:22

I love you.

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 12:44

What do you mean by "would"? That's exactly what he does.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 17:33

Sometimes I think the death penalty shouldn't exist. But then sometimes I think a guy who commits a really horrific crime deserves to be mutilated and burned alive on national television. I guess I can understand both sides of this argument.

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 18:41

What is that smell?

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7937 22:43


226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 00:40


227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 01:52

>>234 Ran towards a copper with a drawn piece waving a butcher knife out of friendliness.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 01:56

This PC

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--|__ school
-------|__ do not open
-----------|___ not porn
---------------|___ porn

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 01:57

>>227 I am thinking about clumsily posting in the wrong thread

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 04:48

>>228 claimed this post was a joke.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 18:19

I don't like how sincerity seems to have gone out of fashion.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 18:23

Where, on the media and stuff? There's New Sincerity which is an antithetical movement to cynicism and irony.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 19:13

Sincerity is the new irony

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 19:50

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 19:56

Trying to download a torrent that has 0 seeders
I might die of old age before it finishes

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 21:16

The only things I'm interested in torrenting are all zero seed torrents. It's so sad.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 23:26

every time I cum, I unleash a torrent of my seed

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 23:36

Rescued a cute moth. All is well.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7938 23:59

It's those obscure tastes that bring us together as DQN.

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 00:26

Eat my anus

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 03:12

unzips banana

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 07:13

I was so fucking close! I almost beat Athena, but then RNG had to shit on me! SHIT ON MY FUCKING BOARD! FUCK YOU! I WAS TRYING MY DAMNEDEST BUT YOU JUST SHIT ON ALL OF MY EFFORT!

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 08:15

I used to put that folder under some game install directory but then I uninstalled the game and it deleted everything.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 09:04

These RSS feed things are nice.

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 12:30

Is this you?

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 13:43

No, that's a moth!

Also, the moth I rescued was way cuter than that. I'm not sure precisely what it was, but it looked something like this or this.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 21:59

le shitmommy

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7939 23:36

I just jacked off three times in a row within an hour.

The third time was the most satisfactory.

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 06:57

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 08:32

Ambient 4 lizards dude what real reptile lizards.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 11:51

How nice.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 16:15

I'm back, missed my waifu, stupid feds didn't even find my back up HD, ;) #YOLO

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 16:18

What happended?

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7940 21:58

You have to suffer first.

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 00:38

Nopenopenopeneop tired grey earl too late for that too late not to drink it

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 07:49

bitch durango

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 11:31

Before going to bed I like to hop on Skype with my friend and start watching a long Vinesauce stream at the same time. We watch it till I'm ready to fall asleep.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 12:42

Is it weird that I like only young asian women? I think they're cute and their characteristics are very attractive to me.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 13:27

yall niggas need jesus smh

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 13:47

I told a bunch of jokes on Facebook and the feds arrested me for CP! Even after I named the folder "don't click" they still found it...

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 14:51

That's why my 20GB CP folder is labeled "not CP"

this post is a joke

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 16:05

Holy macaroni, I can watch complete movies at Wikipedia!
This is going to change everything at work!

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 16:10

20GB? That's nothing! I have over 100GB worth of cheese.

(this post too is a joke)

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 18:50


265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 19:03

Wow, are we all being watched now, just because of your stupid facebook jokes?! Delete your profile and read Wodehouse, you mongrel!

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 19:23

A cat on my lap means I have found new and novel ways of using my netbook. Picture da Vinci sniffing his palette.

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 20:57

DQN touches children

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 22:00

It's not weird, you just have shit taste

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 22:04


270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 22:09


271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 22:52

I want spaghetti bolognese, but I also want to sleep. What should I do?

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7941 23:50

Calm down. Ask someone for help.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 03:54

I love my mother dearly, but she has a habit of making up facts in her head and it is incredibly frustrating.

She chided me for drinking 2% milk, because she said it has less Vitamin D than whole milk. I argued that this wasn't true, but she insisted and I had to show her the nutrition labels to convince her.

It's an asinine example, but this is far from an isolated event. She never reads labels, instructions, packaging, or anything of the like, and just comes to conclusions about things based on absolutely nothing but her own imagination.

Does anyone else know anybody like this? I don't understand it but it interests (and infuriates) me.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 06:23

move out

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 09:23

[DQN Advice Thread]

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 09:40

Copy stuff from stackoverflow. If BAD END happens, claim workplace bullying, that you were forced to do a task you obviously wasn't prepared to do.

They are probably trying to lower your self-esteem to make you work more or pay you less.

Back in the day, nobody helped me when I couldn't make a decision. They just pointed at their displays and laughed.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 10:00

Is your mom hot?
This is important.

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 10:09

whole milk does contain more vitamin D unless the reduced milk is fortified.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 10:11

My mother is also like that. I'm pretty sure it's just a woman thing.

captcha: unass

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 10:18

Is this why America is stereotypically unhealthy?

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 18:38

Autechre is perfect programming music

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 20:59

America is larger and more diverse than all of Europe. I've lived in three different states so far and they're all very different. How can you stereotype a country with over 300 million people, especially when many of those people are immigrants from all over the world?
The "Americans are all Christian hillbillies in the Bible Belt who are fat and wear American flag shirts" stereotype is only believed by people who know nothing about our country.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 21:31

>>282 This is true. I'll add, though, that even we Americans like to stereotype our own country. People in Virginia think Californians are all liberal pot-smoking surfers. People in New York think Georgians are all bucktoothed hicks who make moonshine. People in Georgia think everyone in New York is an Italian gangster. etc. The US really is diverse. All Europe has on the US in that sense is way more languages and a lot more history and old rivalries.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7942 21:36

America rules. Fuck Europe.

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 03:24



286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 06:30

I can't help, my systemd-burnd has a bug where it won't create fire unless you reconfigure a bunch of completely undocumented files in different places throughout the system and when I filed a bug about it it was closed as "WONTFIX - breaking functionality is not a bug"

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 09:45

Let me rephrase you: all Europe has on the US in that sense is way more cultural diversity. And don't worry, Europeans have just as many stereotypes for each other.

Also, Europe in its proper definition (not just EU) includes a few more countries, and Russia up to Ural mountains is one of them. Thus continent's total surface area is slightly more than the US.

America went to shit since early 20th century.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 10:11

Europe is practically in the middle east or africa anyway.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 10:34

We have to steal all that stuff that the British stole and put it in our museums first. Also a few things in Amsterdam, Paris, Rome, and Athens. After that, the continent-wide arson spree may commence. How much gasoline/marble can I carry in a checked bag on KLM? This is important. Please respond.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 10:38

Jesus H I shouldn't have said anything, what's with all the weirdly defensive strawmen?

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 15:19

While I usually just reflexively say "no" or whatever to anyone with a clipboard in public, I do kind of wish I'd listened to the pitch from that little girly-muscled weenie who asked me to "help save our democracy from being destroyed" last year. I suspect it had something to do with the horrible idea that the 'pubs would take the senate and VOTE THE WRONG WAY ON EVERYTHING OH GOD but it might have been something different.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 16:11

I feel like I'm bored with the US but I'm probably just bored with my own lonely life.

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7943 21:39

My life is a small circle of ever smaller circles.

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 00:54

You're the only straw man, you ass-strawhat.

You can probably get everything you need across the border. Just beware of exchange rates at airports.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 01:56

Eurocucks are going down.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 03:04

white genocide is a real thing

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 09:03

Fuck birthdays. Mine was lame and I didn't even get a single gift, even if the gifts aren't important, but I at least know that I'm not worth spending any money to these fucks that are my "family".

Also, I didn't get to fap! I didn't get to fucking fap on my birthday!

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 12:47

I guess I'm not asexual after all.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 13:32

Simmer down brah :^)

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7944 15:28

It was a very specific problem, I did manage to get it working somewhat according to what they wanted. Some portions were, of course, left incomplete, only the main functionality was done. They haven't complained so GOOD END, I guess? I'm also deeply considering quitting. Not only was I not comunicated of this issue on time, I was expected to solve it before a completely arbitrary deadline because I can only assume, someone on sales fucked up.

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