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501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 00:25

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502 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 07:20

>>501
どこまでも!

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 19:46

I can't believe how cute I look dressed as a girl.

504 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 20:17

is the art world post-cool?

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 20:49

My lexulous letters just now gave me the options of LESBIAN and BANSHEE.

hee hee hee

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 21:28

>>503
you probs look like shit tho. real talk

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 21:58

>>506
Sour grapes.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7968 21:59

tunak tunak tun

vc: tiegher

509 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 14:32

So will a 2-second cinematic be triggered each time you hit an enemy with your chainsaw on the new Doom game?
I weep for the future.

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 20:37

goof butts

511 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 21:23

Schwarzenegger does not mean black nigger

512 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 21:24

>>509
Gears of War did that almost a decade ago

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 22:28

>>512
Exactly.

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7969 23:56

仕方がない。

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 01:03

So when a gay couple gets a frivorce, how do the courts figure out which one to ream? Do they default to the butch one?

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 02:22

WHY AM I ABLE TO PICK UP THE TABLE?

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 03:01

( ˃ ヮ˂) SUCK MY LOVE BUMP!

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 03:45

Don't play the Outrun soundtrack in the car. You will try to drive on the highway 100 mph and get pulled over by the cops. At least I assume you would.

519 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 03:48

>>518 Also, avoid the soundtrack from Initial D.

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 04:45

Naked dwarrows

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7970 08:17

Is it just me or is tanasinn.info all borked?

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 04:59

can't sleep too fucking warm outside

523 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 08:53

>>521
it's fucked up for me too, tons of php errors

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 12:16

For all that I enjoy my life, I'm not particularly committed to it. I often wonder about doing things like withdrawing all my money in banknotes and tearing it into confetti, or cutting contact with everyone I know and starting a new life on the other side of the planet, or committing suicide and leaving a note saying "Sorry, I got bored".

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 15:28

I wouldn't give you 2 cents for a broken meteor either.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 16:10

lorg pnis

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7971 19:47

thiek pnis

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 03:38

Hot Slots

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 10:55

悲恋

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 18:36

I live with a twelve year old girl, but she's a real bitch.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7972 20:45

I'm building a starship with a Mohawk. And apparently that word needs to be capitalized. Learn something new every day...

532 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 05:50

Sometimes I think I'm going insane, I swear I might hijack a plane.

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 16:13

>>532
Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head.

534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 16:27

>>532,533
Keep calm and blow my wiener.

535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 17:46

Everything I love causes me pain.

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 18:12

yeah I love nettles and unfiltered cigarettes too

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7973 20:36

I sure do hate it when my cat hawks up a trichobezoar.

vc: joy

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 01:44

If I commit a microaggression, is a microapology appropriate?

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 01:48

Whatever happened to bottle fuck guy with the unbearably small penis?

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 02:17

I think I might be schizophrenic. I would know, I've read the entire Wikipedia article.

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 02:48

I should be showering and going to bed... I don't wanna go to work tomorrow.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 07:34

Personally I prefer the "Futaba" pagestyle, which one do you other four use?

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 07:50

>>542 Pseud0ch! I like bricks and the black line is a bit nicer looking than Buun

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 08:46

Trying to move out for the first time is destroying me. I miss being a young NEET.

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 10:00

>>542
I use Mercury.

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 15:12

>>542
I just leave it on Pseud0ch because I don't have javascript enabled and manually changing it is too tedious of a task.

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 15:14

I said: "Kiss me, you're beautiful. These are truly the last days".

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 15:31

CERN gives me a hadron.

549 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 16:21

>>544
It's possible to be a NEET living on your own, too! Good luck!

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 17:56

I just added a bunch of kaomojis to my dictionary in Android and also set up a shortcut for each one. Why didn't this occur to me before is beyond me. It's truly the best way to type kaomojis without changing the language of your keyboard.

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 18:26

So in addition to wanting your phone number, "for security", Google mail apparently now takes special note of what browser you log in from, "for security".

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 18:44

>>551
Honestly, the browser is really quite an unimportant piece of data Google can take from a privacy point of view. You can change your browser really easily and most browsers even allow you to spoof your user-agent, so as a piece of info that can identify you, it's a really lousy one.
And Gmail does send you email alerts when your account is accessed from a different browser and IP, so yeah, it helps with security.

553 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7974 18:49

>>551
Every server since ever does that.

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 06:23

>>551
Every site knows your user agent. Even my old site tracked which browsers people were using, mainly so I could concentrate on making sure it rendered properly for the most popular browsers.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 16:58

I found out that Wolverine had a son that goes by the name Daken. Apparently, he's really fucked up and does a ton of stupid shit, but still remains a badass.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 17:13

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558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 18:59

Goddamnit >>548-san I've been watching their updates for months and I never once thought of that joke. Thank you for brightening my day, may VIPCOINS bless your wallet.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 22:50

>>558
Seriously?

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 23:13

Frilly dresses.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 04:19

frilly dongs

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 04:45

pantsu nageru mon

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 08:03

>>555
Very cute.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 10:42

>>562
Do you mean パンツ投げるもん or パンツ脱げるもん? I only ask because in my experience pantsu are not very aerodynamic.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 14:23

Cute is justice.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 21:01

>>565
Cute is the best!

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 21:48

Grab
Ass
Yes

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 22:04

ogger ogger booger ogger

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 22:15

>>564
he obviously meant 逃げる

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:30

I like marshmallows.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:33

Marshmallows are ghost poop

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:35

I like ghosts too.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 03:28

Ebola
You'll Cowards Don't Even Puke Blood

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 12:57

Nothing ever quite fits.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 19:51

homo sex is gay

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 20:44

The concepts are consistent through all layers, and everything is so automatic. This is what programming should be.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 23:11

I mean, she's only one year under the age of consent, so it would barely even count.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 02:22

Taste Mario's mushroom

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 03:50

Boobs MacKenzie

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 06:58

Vipper
You'll Cowards Don't Even Post Quality

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 09:14

I don't want to buy furniture but maybe a futon would make for a good bed.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 11:12

>>581
I couldn't be bothered to assemble a futon/sofa device so I slept on a futon mattress for a couple of years. It's fine.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 11:49

There are no good people.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 18:30

I need a new laptop but I don't know which one

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 18:32

64-bit? More like 64-shit.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 20:28

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 21:18

>>586
Try sending that again please; your message was nothing but mojibake.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 21:31

I hereby banish thee to the methane mines of Uranus.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 22:55

I'm tried
my glasses hurt my face
i need to bathrooming

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 23:05

Geologists know their schist.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 00:25

I'd like to use the letter x more.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 01:39

>>584
I'm currently using an ancient Dell business laptop with 2gb of ram and a c2d and my only complaint is that it's heavy as hell and has no battery life. I've been thinking something like a Macbook Air or Dell Ultrabook fit the bill perfectly since they basically have the same specs but are lighter and with more battery life. Too bad I can't justify even to myself paying for one.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 03:49

I'm thinking my next laptop will be a Surface Pro 3. It'll run everything I need, and weigh a lot less than my Asus & Wacom pad.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 07:36

>>594
Does anyone remember that one site that did text analysis like this one but also gave estimates on the mood, gender, and age of the author and made some neat little interactive word map?

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 13:38

I'm hungry but I don't feel like eating.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 13:57

First, stimulate her Klimtoris.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 14:48

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 15:46

All of your Greek woes can go here.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 16:17

>>598
Yes.

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