[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7918 21:28

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/

548 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7974 15:31

CERN gives me a hadron.

549 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7974 16:21

>>544
It's possible to be a NEET living on your own, too! Good luck!

550 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7974 17:56

I just added a bunch of kaomojis to my dictionary in Android and also set up a shortcut for each one. Why didn't this occur to me before is beyond me. It's truly the best way to type kaomojis without changing the language of your keyboard.

551 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7974 18:26

So in addition to wanting your phone number, "for security", Google mail apparently now takes special note of what browser you log in from, "for security".

552 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7974 18:44

>>551
Honestly, the browser is really quite an unimportant piece of data Google can take from a privacy point of view. You can change your browser really easily and most browsers even allow you to spoof your user-agent, so as a piece of info that can identify you, it's a really lousy one.
And Gmail does send you email alerts when your account is accessed from a different browser and IP, so yeah, it helps with security.

553 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7974 18:49

>>551
Every server since ever does that.

554 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 06:23

>>551
Every site knows your user agent. Even my old site tracked which browsers people were using, mainly so I could concentrate on making sure it rendered properly for the most popular browsers.

555 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 07:50

http://40.media.tumblr.com/3a72d90076ebf209fda6b52f705ae99a/tumblr_nqt9qhw6gs1u9bbeno1_1280.jpg espeons

556 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 16:58

I found out that Wolverine had a son that goes by the name Daken. Apparently, he's really fucked up and does a ton of stupid shit, but still remains a badass.

557 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 17:13

giant dongs
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558 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 18:59

Goddamnit >>548-san I've been watching their updates for months and I never once thought of that joke. Thank you for brightening my day, may VIPCOINS bless your wallet.

559 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 22:50

>>558
Seriously?

560 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7975 23:13

Frilly dresses.

561 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7976 04:19

frilly dongs

562 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7976 04:45

pantsu nageru mon

563 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7976 08:03

>>555
Very cute.

564 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7976 10:42

>>562
Do you mean パンツ投げるもん or パンツ脱げるもん? I only ask because in my experience pantsu are not very aerodynamic.

565 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7976 14:23

Cute is justice.

566 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7976 21:01

>>565
Cute is the best！

567 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7976 21:48

Grab
Ass
Yes

568 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7976 22:04

ogger ogger booger ogger

569 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7976 22:15

>>564
he obviously meant 逃げる

570 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7976 23:30

I like marshmallows.

571 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7976 23:33

Marshmallows are ghost poop

572 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7976 23:35

I like ghosts too.

573 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7977 03:28

Ebola
You'll Cowards Don't Even Puke Blood

574 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7977 12:57

Nothing ever quite fits.

575 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7977 19:51

homo sex is gay

576 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7977 20:44

The concepts are consistent through all layers, and everything is so automatic. This is what programming should be.

577 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7977 23:11

I mean, she's only one year under the age of consent, so it would barely even count.

578 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 02:22

Taste Mario's mushroom

579 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 03:50

Boobs MacKenzie

580 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 06:58

Vipper
You'll Cowards Don't Even Post Quality

581 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 09:14

I don't want to buy furniture but maybe a futon would make for a good bed.

582 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 11:12

>>581
I couldn't be bothered to assemble a futon/sofa device so I slept on a futon mattress for a couple of years. It's fine.

583 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 11:49

There are no good people.

584 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 18:30

I need a new laptop but I don't know which one

585 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 18:32

64-bit? More like 64-shit.

586 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 20:28

http://morse-code.eu/m/eJxjZBQUZPD19_J0cvR2BQAL6wJn

587 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 21:18

>>586
Try sending that again please; your message was nothing but mojibake.

588 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 21:31

I hereby banish thee to the methane mines of Uranus.

589 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 22:55

I'm tried
my glasses hurt my face
i need to bathrooming

590 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7978 23:05

Geologists know their schist.

591 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 00:25

I'd like to use the letter x more.

592 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 01:39

>>584
I'm currently using an ancient Dell business laptop with 2gb of ram and a c2d and my only complaint is that it's heavy as hell and has no battery life. I've been thinking something like a Macbook Air or Dell Ultrabook fit the bill perfectly since they basically have the same specs but are lighter and with more battery life. Too bad I can't justify even to myself paying for one.

593 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 03:49

I'm thinking my next laptop will be a Surface Pro 3. It'll run everything I need, and weigh a lot less than my Asus & Wacom pad.

594 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 05:29

http://read-able.com/check.php?uri=http%3A%2F%2F4-ch.net%2Fdqn%2Fkareha.pl%2F1430947686%2F

595 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 07:36

>>594
Does anyone remember that one site that did text analysis like this one but also gave estimates on the mood, gender, and age of the author and made some neat little interactive word map?

596 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 13:38

I'm hungry but I don't feel like eating.

597 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 13:57

First, stimulate her Klimtoris.

598 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 14:48

>>597
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustav_Klimt ?

599 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 15:46

All of your Greek woes can go here.

600 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 16:17

>>598
Yes.

601 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 21:44

A laptop is like a server with wheels and a battery backup right?

602 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 21:59

Hey DQN-kun that recommended Oniisama e a while ago, which episode is it where Nanako stands up and has to translate a poem into Japanese or something, and the poem reminds her of Rei and she starts crying? She mixes up "ai" and "koi" or something, and the English teacher is startled when she cries and is like "what's wrong, easy easy!"?

603 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 22:35

>>602
I... don't remember, sorry. From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oniisama_e..._episodes it must be somewhere after episode 33, probably no later than episode 35. I'd look it up myself but all the files are on my other computer.

604 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7979 23:49

I can easily imagine if my upbringing had been just a little different I'd've become an absolute hippy.

605 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7980 08:26

>>603 Thanks, I found it though! It was episode 19, I found a transcript.

606 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7980 11:48

>>605
Oh! Of course. When you said "reminds her of Rei" I thought you meant "reminds her of enormous spoilers involving Rei".

607 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7980 16:42

I'm actually super popular and everyone loves me. They're just too afraid to say so.

608 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7980 21:10

Love will find a way, ain't that always true?

609 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7980 22:42

>>608 I hope so.

610 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7981 12:02

OH SHIT I MISSED TANABATA

611 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7981 15:45

What kind of idiot needs a fucking manual to test two buttons? Press one, fill the data, press the other, check result, done. If you really want one, you'll have to wait until I decide to fucking open up Word and whip out a document, which is happening never.

612 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7981 18:26

I simply can't sexualise enough children during my waking hours, so I have to do it while I'm asleep as well.

613 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7981 23:52

Children's ice cream, Manfred!

614 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7982 00:25

I simply can't. No more.

615 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7982 03:16

gay

616 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7982 06:58

Death to pedophiles and lolicon!

617 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7982 20:56

Guy Fieri look-alike doing cunnilingus = no thank you.

618 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7982 23:31

Fluid dynamics is so tsundere for me.

619 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7983 03:31

I am not even that old at all, which makes it even more vexing when I realize that a disproportionate proportion of most online communities I come across is significantly younger than me.

620 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7983 03:40

>>619
I know that feel.

621 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7983 18:55

I see somebody else has learnt the terrible secret of HTML formatting.

622 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7983 21:16

>>621
I've never made so many consecutive posts

623 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7983 23:11

Chairman Pao is outta here!

624 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7984 12:50

My current thought was too lame so I'm posting this instead.

625 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7984 18:52

Wasn't there a part in the Bible where Jesus specifically says that the covenant between God and the Hebrews no longer applied? That meant Christians didn't have to do the snippy thing or not eat pork anymore.

626 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7984 19:41

>>625
Like many things in the Bible, it's ambiguous. Matthew 5:18 can be interpreted as saying that all of the Jewish rules still apply. Matthew 15:11 is generally interpreted as nullifying the dietary rules, though.

627 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7984 22:09

Tomorrow I'm embarking into the uncharted wilderness of Eastern Europe, and may be very busy and/or without internet for a while. Control tower updates might be sporadic for a while.

628 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7984 23:26

Is it Eastasia or Eurasia that's always been our ally?

629 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7985 03:15

Wordpress is run by feminist communist vegetarians. Look it up

630 Name: ( ・-・) : 1993-09-7985 06:27

>>628
( ・-・) Both. Neither. Whichever one Big Brother and MINITRU said was, most recently. The book is about the mutability of truth in an age of mass media and ruthless governments willing to rewrite the past to control the future.

( ・-・) Also, you're a big fat butt.

631 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7985 06:30

>>628
Hey, I'm reading that book right now.

632 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7985 11:17

>>629
So, Hitler?

633 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7985 20:40

It's been a year since I've been in this flat and the guy opposite still hasn't put a password on his wifi. God bless you, technophobic/overly trusting neighbour, whoever you are.

634 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 01:01

giant scorpion with a frenetically thrusting tail

635 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 01:04

That's not supposed to be on my penis. Was that always there or....

636 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 01:58

"Don't be a pussy and a vagina mixed into one."
Words to live by.

637 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 02:29

INTENSE URINATION

638 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 05:17

Was Liu Bei the original Mary Sue?

639 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 09:38

Sageru has returned! I really thought it wasn't coming back this time.

640 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 14:03

What did I eat that made such a colossal turd?

641 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 16:13

>>640
I just dreamed that my dog ate a bunch of ginger snaps, then went into the backyard and pooped out a bunch of giant turds shaped like ginger snaps but even bigger. I thought to myself, man he must not be getting any nutrition from his food, no wonder he's gonna die.

642 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 16:28

fat penis

643 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 17:56

holy shit DQN still exists.

644 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 18:34

>>643
No it doesn't, get off the shrooms.

645 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 19:43

>>629
How can open source software be "run" by someone? Even systemd and gnome can be usurped if someone would go through and re-release them without all the bullshit.

646 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 19:44

>>643
DQN can never die, just like sageru, they're their own kind of eternal hells.

647 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 23:04

Waterboard that chipmunk!

648 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 23:44

>>646
But sageru is shit

649 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7986 23:58

It's been so long I don't remember what Sageru is anymore

650 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 04:32

I love PHP.

651 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 04:41

>>649
You can't beat Time. You can't put up a place like that, insulting Time straight to its face, and expect to get away with it. And now it's slipping away, carried by Time as revenge.

652 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 07:57

I miss that "let's pretend to be lolis" thread that was up on Sageru. ( ・-・)

653 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 08:50

>>639
This is the best news I've heard recently.

654 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 09:28

Terrible things for terrible people.

655 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 10:23

Have you ever noticed that many, many people now use the term "individual" a whole lot as a noun to mean "a single person"? This really pisses me off for some reason. Why are you saying "this individual" or "that individual"? What's wrong with saying "person"? Does "individual" make what you're saying seem more important or scientific or something?

I can't understand why I care about this, but it does piss me off for some reason.

656 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 11:16

>>655
By "now" do you mean "for the past 400 years"?

657 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 14:57

>>655 I generally use it if I'm insulting someone. Like they're too much of a prick to be a "person" I guess.

658 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 15:19

>>655-657 I'm more annoyed that "meme" seems to have become an adjective.

659 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 16:08

I'm hungry yet I'm on a diet. If I lead a life of asceticism then I wouldn't mind. Then again, if I lived a life of asceticism, my reason to diet would be meaningless.
How troublesome.

660 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 17:22

Doshgarn Kids these days, memeing left and right... who do they think they are, memedividuals?!

661 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 18:10

fartazoid was here

662 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 18:13

>>661
Did you get his autograph?

663 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 20:03

Memegraphy? The study of memeing over time.

664 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 21:43

Somebody went and ruined September 8000 by making a post filled with HTML markup without selecting HTML formatting. I'm going to be depressed for the next 1000 days and I only have one person to thanks for that. Thanks.

665 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7987 23:59

I miss ClearWire. That was good internet.

666 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7988 00:03

HAIL EVIL

667 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7988 00:31

I can't believe I've been visiting dqn for 4000 days...

668 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7988 00:36

>>656 I'm pretty sure this hasn't been a thing for the last four hundred years. At least not in the way most people seem to use the term today. Go to an office environment, you'll see what I mean.

669 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7988 00:43

rohrr

670 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7988 00:50

"The Dark Demon has dark semen. And we all know dark semen is bad."

671 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7988 01:34

"7 Daredevil Dogs Who Are Unaware They Can Die"

Well that's fucking depressing. They may not be aware, but I am, and now you've ruined dogs doing cool things for me my making me hyperaware that they could DIE

672 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7988 03:13

gaynus

673 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7988 08:56

>>667
I wonder what will happen on September 10000.

674 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7988 14:45

>>673
Maybe it'll finally be October?

675 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7988 17:37

It's hot as lord monkeyfuck's nipples out there.

676 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7988 18:45

Why are songs about pizza so damn catchy?

677 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7988 21:52

My VC is 'duckox'. I like to imagine a Duck and an Ox that are friends and get along and do friend things.

678 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7989 12:40

my vc is thiteer and I imagine it is the was a retard says theatre which makes me think of that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik

679 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7989 20:15

>>677
They're either surgically attached or the two-headed offspring of a mallard and a scotch cow.

Mine's firth. You know, like Colin.
... There's a thread for captchas. You shut your trap already.

680 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7989 20:36

Why is everyone keeping VietCong and making them say weird vietnam words?

681 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7989 22:30

vadgey

682 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7989 22:55

Remember, when you give your loved one a bouquet of flowers, you're giving them a bundle of other organisms' severed genitals.

683 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7989 22:55

Have YOU contributed to the VIPTRONIC album today?

684 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7990 04:10

Fuck that, let's make a new DQN ELECTRONICS album.

685 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7990 07:14

I am Zeqamet Benis

686 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7990 19:14

goof butts

687 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 01:05

The dark wizardry is spreading

688 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 01:12

Of course, this may lead to it being fixed, like that time way back on a MUD when I discovered how going into a shop and typing "sell <your own name>" would result in a message of "The shopkeeper takes the <your name> and throws it away." and then you'd end up in a weird void room where stuff that had lost its place was apparently sent to. After I shared it with a few people, it was determined to be an exploit (since exiting from said void would always take you back to the start room no matter where in the world you were) and it was patched out with the much less exciting "You can't sell people here, bub."

Then again, it seems like this site is barely patrolled, let alone maintained in the technical stuff.

689 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 04:25

Well ruloli is down.

690 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 12:47

I do my best programming listening to a mix of Autechre and Gescom, and I'm not even autistic.

691 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 22:11

My hourglass says I have to stop surfing and get back to work soon. I DON'T WANNA oop too late bye internet :(

692 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7991 23:29

Rebecca McAnally, what a name

693 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 11:37

FASHION BUG

694 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 17:01

>>685
I am Fuqabig Penis

695 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 17:05

I used to be a DQN like you, but then I took a meme to the knee.

696 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 21:08

Ahalmez ("Sweepings Demon") and Ahaltocob ("Stabbing Demon"), who hide in the unswept areas of people's houses and stab them to death

697 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7992 22:50

My initial reaction is apparently pretty common among westerners being exposed to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms story for the first time. I mean, that reaction being "this Liu Bei guy is such a huge faggot, is he really supposed to be the hero? Cao Cao is a lot cooler."

698 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7993 09:56

Like a little jack in the box you knoww....

699 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7993 16:39

Lately I've been shitting far too much. I shit at least 6 times a day, and by the fourth shit, it's pretty much just pure pain at that point. I can't wipe after the second shit, because I start to bleed. When it comes to that, I just take a shower and finger myself until it's all gone. I usually have to take another shit an hour and a half later.

700 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7993 21:36

>>699
You're literally shitposting. In retaliation to this I claim SEVEN HUNDRED GET!

701 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7993 23:52

>>698
Yup. Now I've got those CDs cued up. Thanks :)

702 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 02:44

got a condo made of stone-a

703 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 03:06

gaynus

704 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 06:11

yeah I see that, daddy gave you good advice

705 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 08:15

My friend told me he hired a prostitute. I'm pretty sure he was a virgin up to that point. I've been avoiding him since.

706 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 08:21

>>705
This was probably his plan all along.

707 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 17:50

>>705
He could've become a wizard.

708 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 20:04

Today I played twister with a 10 year old girl wearing very tight bicycle shorts. Good thing I'm not a pedophile.

709 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 21:07

>>705
I did that too, I don't recommend it.

710 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7994 21:53

>>708 why are loli encounters always wasted on teleiophiles

711 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 00:51

freurein mariendorfu

712 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 01:38

King Boobus Tuber

713 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 05:28

the area is down!! what's gonna happen to VIP12ONIC?!

714 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 07:20

who what happened to saovq

715 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 08:22

Uh, the secret area is suddenly the unreachable area. Anyone know what happened?

716 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 12:04

>>713-715
The admin probably stopped giving a shit.

717 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 17:41

She has no idea how much I want to fuck her granddaughters.

718 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 19:33

>>710
You haven't sacrificed enough to the hebephile gods.

719 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 22:28

Many crimes are committed by featherless black men

720 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7995 22:29

The Masturdater

721 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7996 03:04

decapitation of the head

722 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 17:56

Beer, anime and a wank. Another successfull Friday.

723 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 19:41

>>722
A true otaku would have sake.

724 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 21:14

>>723
weeb pls go

725 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 21:16

apoq

It's a ram.

apoq.orz

It's a man eating fresh ram shit from the floor.

726 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7997 21:43

>>725 woah

727 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 14:39

Did the guy who was going to read aloud from the shitty fucking poetry thread ever deliver?

728 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 15:36

http://orz.moe/
What a waste of potential for a URL.

729 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 17:01

I hate people who use "IMHO" with a passion.

730 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 17:32

What about "IMNSHO"?

731 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 18:10

>>729 It's like how a kawaii anime character uses desu IMHO

732 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 18:46

>>730
At least that would indicate some autognosis.

733 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 19:53

>>729
I like to say "IMHO-tep" in real life, but in a way that makes people think i'm calling them Imhotep. I amuse myself and that's what counts.

734 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 20:11

Holiday? More like loliday!

735 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 23:23

>>729
my preferred phrase is "in my not-remotely-humble opinion"

736 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7998 23:28

ITT We Describe Various gomezes

737 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 03:05

Today's recommended reading is "Gonad the Barbarian", enjoy.

738 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 11:02

So everyone is getting divorced now. That's cool.

On the road of life, I am a deer in the headlights. But I'm not wide-eyed. I'm not about to die. I'm trying to get hit here, but these bitches just keep on swerving to miss me. I love watching them wreck. It's awesome.

739 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 12:38

We like pizza in the morning
We like pizza every day
We like pizza in the evening
We like pizza any way

740 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7999 23:37

Love: the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

vc: rude

741 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 07:02

I can read from the poetry thread if you want.

742 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 09:26

my girlfriend is addicted to my cock

743 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 13:56

Gomez gomez

744 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 17:07

DJ P. Niss & the Ballz

745 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 18:13

>>742 you poor thing

746 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 18:29

My girlfriend is addicted to not existing.

747 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 19:07

>>746 you poor thing

748 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 19:39

Life is the two hours between arriving home from work and going to bed.

749 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 23:06

>mohawk troll

Warcraft troll?

750 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8000 23:44

I'm regenerating five hp per second and there's nothing you can do about it!

751 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 03:45

They can't troll you if there dead.

752 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 06:03

New to the "misheard lyrics that I like better than the actual ones" files:
"Even though love could burn you through, I will love you just the same"
(Actual lyrics: "Even though like a bird you flew, I will love you just the same")

753 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 06:41

dafuq did I just read

754 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 14:22

>>750
I could OHKO you [i]right now.[/i]

755 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 14:53

>capitalizing gomez

ISHYGDDT

756 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 19:01

I could UNKO you right now

757 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 19:54

Espeon!

758 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 20:09

I came here to post what I'm thinking only to realize I'm not thinking of anything.

759 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8001 22:08

homo sex is gay

760 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 02:52

>>759
Well, yes. I do suppose you're right.

761 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 08:29

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

762 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 08:49

Hey, it's me, Popuko! I'm one spicy gal!

763 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 17:04

I will chelate all your worries away.

764 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 18:20

What a shituation.

765 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 18:46

poo in a butt

766 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 18:48

butt in a poo

767 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 19:14

turd in a bird

768 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 19:18

Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts.

769 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 19:36

>>768
Nope, just a soggy poop.

770 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 19:56

What would happen if you injected crystal meth into a cheetah?

771 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 21:58

ｔｏ　ｂｅ　ｃｏｎｔｉｎｕｅ
ふざけるな！

772 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8002 22:47

"Could you just lie to me and call it good?"
"Sure."
"You would lie to my face?"
"Are you calling me a liar?"

773 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 03:38

pixie butt

774 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 11:27

Those ISIS guys pretty much became 100% relegated to "dumb internet meme" status in my mind once I saw that there's a dubstep remix and a Space Jam themesong mashup of "Saleel al-Sawarim".

775 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 12:34

I have no money and I must scream

776 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 15:03

I have no mummies and I just dream.

777 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 15:16

I am such a great person.

778 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 15:39

I have heard that buttplug tails look less like you have a tail and more like you have had a dead animal shoved up your butt.

779 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 15:58

I have no munnies and I just steam.

780 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 16:02

>>774
It doesn't matter, thanks to Mr. Obongoman, Iran is now in a position to launch an all-out-offensive against ISIS with full support from the US. There won't be a lot of ISIS to talk about in a year from now, so it might as well be an internet joke already.

781 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 16:47

Loli mid-orgasm.

782 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 17:25

It's taking a bit longer than usual, but it should be ready soon

Don't turn off your PC

783 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 18:33

Loli failed to orgasm ;(
We're collecting some information, do not turn off your PC
Your loli will be automatically rebooted once it has sent the crash report to Microsoft.

784 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 19:21

>>778
Isn't that the point?

785 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 19:39

>>778
Could be solved by moving tail part above the insertable.

786 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 22:42

dafuq did I just listen to

787 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8003 23:24

I just farted

788 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 00:53

Windows Tin

789 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 00:53

As I was flying out of Dulles International last month, I stopped at a pizza stand and bought a meal-sized pizza from a restaurant that doubled as a bar. As I ate it, the bartender asked me if it tasted good. I nodded and said ‘‘Yeah, 'sgood.’’ or something to that effect. But he repeated his question, almost insistently.

I thought to myself, though I was tired already from standing in line all day yesterday for my passport, waiting for buses, hurriedly throwing together changes of clothes, etc. Did I actually like the pizza I was eating? I couldn't really find anything remarkable about it one way or the other. The bread was a bit unusual, and it had been cooked quickly (but thoroughly) in front of me, so the texture was different than what I would have gotten from a local chain. Nothing about the pizza was offending or unappetizing.

I again replied to the bartender in the affirmative. And then he turned a little away from me and, still wiping down the counter, said ‘‘Everyone says the pizza tastes good.’’. His tone was casual, but with a masked air of sadness - even disappointment. There was a pause as I finished wolfing down the pizza. I wished him a pleasant weekend, then arose and left for the terminal.

And now, a month later, I can still remember the tone in his voice. It was as if he had waiting for some sign that I had failed to give. As if he had asked that question to every customer for years, hoping some gourmet would respond ‘‘No, it's SHIT!’’, or some profoundly honest man would say ‘‘Not really, it's just airport food.’’ and thereby redeem humanity in his eyes.

I'm sorry, bartender. I was tired already, with a long journey ahead of me, and I don't really care about my food that much. I just wanted to get something to eat before my flight, and the pizza was fine.

790 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 01:51

What this all really means, >>789, is that you should stick to today's special.

791 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8004 03:11

rhodesian camo, yeah boyeeeee

792 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 10:24

Why are you still alive, Onii-chan?

793 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 12:51

CHEORGE BEEM

794 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8005 20:38

Legyél a feleségem!

795 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 01:15

Why are the imageboards I visit so full of gayness these days?

796 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 01:56

I realized why I'm so confused while I'm high. It's because the world is confusing, and I'm only just now questioning it.

797 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 12:26

Finally got a volca bass to go with my beats and keys. Hell yeah.

798 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 13:46

Judging from what japan man puts on github, it's all hoge and fuck over there

799 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 15:36

Reading JJBA part 5: These are supposed to be men?
Reading JJBA part 6: These are supposed to be women?

800 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 16:01

>>795 because the 2% of the population that self-identifies as gay want to feel like they're not a tiny minority of brain-damaged freaks, so they really oversell their case to the normal population.

If you don't live in a city, you almost never come across 'em.

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 17:51

Do people open gay bars with the specific intent to open gay bars, or do people just open bars and homos take a liking to the place for one reason or another and flock there and it becomes a gay bar?

802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 18:06

>>795 it might possibly be that you're unwittingly spreading your own gayness around.

803 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 18:07

I will peacefully coexist with this spider and its kin.

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8006 18:48

From tomorrow onwards, I'm going to actually have a job. That's nuts. I've never had a job before.

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 07:51

>>795
GAY MAGIC

806 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 11:44

>>800
lol conspiratard
>>801
I think it's the former? I'm not sure.

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 14:56

807 GET on the 8007th!

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 16:48

>>801
In major metro areas, the former. Otherwise the latter. The difference is in such an establishment's ability to have a customer base straight off the bat, so to say.

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 18:11

that's my fucking city and my fucking income you're using to spam fucking javelins faster than i can kill them and getting in my fucking way, i'll burn your capital to the ground and impale everyone in it on my dick and it still won't soothe my burning anus

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 18:18

I hope France doesn't notice that 100 turns of constant war left my economy in the shitter and my city defenses in shambles with no money to repair them.

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 18:53

>>804
Are you Danish?

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 21:23

I'm glad I checked the spelling of that word before sending that e-mail to my boss. It makes the rest of the mistakes all that more notorious.

813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8007 23:58

Blade of Darkness is cool but hard

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8008 12:12

My butt.

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8008 14:53

>>811
Nope.

816 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 13:49

YES THERE'S SOMEONE IN HERE THAT'S WHY THE DOOR IS LOCKED PLEASE LET ME POOP IN PEACE DEAR GOD

817 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 17:20

>>816
OPEN UP IT'S THE POOP POLICE

818 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 18:33

>>815
Well, you should be. I seriously doubt more than one person started a job this Monday.

819 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8009 23:52

The assumption is that somewhat akin to London cabbies, lesbians have "the knowledge" when it comes to eating the puss

820 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 00:20

How can you see into my eyes like open doors? Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb without a soul?

821 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 00:22

don't eat pus it's really gross

822 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 00:24

>>820 damn that's nostalgic

823 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 14:17

I'm the operator with my pocket calculator.
BEEP BOOP BOODOOBOODOOBEEP.

824 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 14:33

Oh... There's a non trivial hole in these pants.

825 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 19:04

>>817
LEAVE ME ALONE I AM SO EMBARRASSED

826 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 19:21

My captcha is 'now' so I must DO IT NOW

827 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 21:02

My captcha is 'soy' so I must EAT SOY.

828 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 21:33

My captcha is 'waiscment' so I don't really know how to do that.

829 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 22:39

My captcha is "garotion" so I must EAT GAROTION.

830 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8010 23:15

The United States presidential election is just a cheesy television show.

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 00:58

I hate this project. I hope I can finish the damn thing this week.

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 02:44

>>830

>The purpose of the military is to kill people and break things

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 02:44

If woman is the nigger of gender, who's the nigger of race?

834 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 07:43

My captcha is 'exkerg' so I'm a big fat butt.

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 12:23

I fixed the long loading time that occurred when posting on DQN. Kareha was doing something really stupid.

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 13:16

>>835
Huh. Thought that was an anti-spamming measure.

837 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 13:35

>>836
Nope, it was just a bug. See http://4-ch.net/req/kareha.pl/1394115067/14

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 13:41

testing the fast new posting speed

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 13:41

nice

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 14:06

I do love my iPod more than fucking, but since I just lost my iPod I guess I'll have to compromise.

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 14:38

>>840
iPod? Is it 2007?

842 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 15:09

I'm genuinely happy to be alive.

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 18:27

On Mars, on Mars, on Mars, on Mars, on Mars.

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 19:07

Has it really been about 600 days since the BEYOND DQN thread started? Wow!

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 21:48

Maybe I need more alcohol in my life.

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 22:15

a strange mix of pride and annoyance over the fact that every onahole I've owned has been ripped and stretched beyond useability within a month or two.

847 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8011 22:25

It's not like I have a particularly big penis or anything, it's actually kind of small. I imagine the problem is, micro-tears happen occasionally just like they do during sex using a meat vagina, but the meat genitals are self-healing, while silicone isn't, so the tears accumulate over time until it falls apart.

848 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 00:43

>>847 reading this was disturbing yet hilarious

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 02:32

I would maybe watch Megyn Kelly's show if she would host it topless.

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 03:31

Dang you guys are still at it huh

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 08:56

I should be in a zoo.

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 13:01

There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 18:38

The way air moves.

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 19:00

If we do this, I think our lives probably will move in a good direction.

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 22:50

Sometimes I think I'm frying my brain with my bad lifestyle.

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 22:55

I accidentally keep typing 'neat' as 'neet.'

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 00:14

>>847 also, are you sure you're using a correct lube? AFAIK only water-based lubes are safe to use with those materials, other stuff can make it disintegrate.

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 07:48

Back in my day you had to traverse Japanese interwebs while speaking NO nipponese to find IOSYS's website and then navigate their crazy jap directory to find their 'toon section. After that you waited 15 minutes for your shitty 40kbit dial up to load the entirety of Marisa Stole the Precious Thing and then once it was done you replayed that shit over and over and hoped something didn't happen so that you had to wait another 15 minutes for it to load again. And you know what? We were HAPPY back then.

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 12:28

I want to know what's inside your head.

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 16:58

Thank you, but I have my own false idols to pray to.

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 22:44

Has anime ruined my life?

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 23:22

>>861 yeah

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 00:43

Post more, dumnies!

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 00:44

もっと奥までお賃金欲しいよ

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 13:10

Geez, lady, shut up! It's not all about Team Vagina!

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 13:39

I, too, want more salary in me

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 14:59

tanasinn

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 15:36

http://www.urlai.com/url/4-ch.net-dqn

Text analysis
4-ch.net-dqn is probably written by a female somewhere between 18-25 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 17:36

What do the Kha'ak want?

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 18:33

Space is fucking nuts.

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 18:53

>>870

I pray for the gamma-ray burst. I pray for it everyday.

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 19:36

A self sufficient funny doggly walks into the doctor's office and says

"Doctor, I am sad"

"Go be entertained by the self sufficient funny dogglys on the streets" says the doctor

"But doctor," replies the self sufficient funny doggly, "I am a self sufficient doggly."

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 23:44

I can't fucking believe how fast it is to post on DQN.

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 00:14

>>873 I was chatting with bps in irc when he found the problem that was making things slow, turns out it was just a couple lines of code that had been in the board software for years, although I didn't quite understand what they actually did. Something about how when you made a post, the board software would check literally every thread on the board to compare and decide whether it should close the thread you just posted in.

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 00:19

DQN feels like it is getting more active by the day.

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 00:32

I still want the option to reply to all 10 visible threads at the same time.

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 01:01

>>876
I know what you mean. Sometimes I start thinking about someone else's comment on some site nobody knows and I copy and paste it into Google to see what it means and find out it's a Wikipedia article about a flaw in a utopian world, which also coincidentally is my captcha.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 02:36

>>874
It seems to have never worked anyway since relative age thread closing doesn't effect anything.
I can't think of a single instance where anti-VORUDEMOTO measures have lead to anything but ill effects.

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 05:08

Was this fast?

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 05:09

THAT WAS FAST!

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 08:56

I don't know, I kind of liked it being slow.

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 11:56

>>881
Yeah, in fact let's make it slower!

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 14:22

>>878
Well anyway, on DQN the problem manifested only for threads over the post limit (1000). Autosage due to age/filesize is not enabled on the configuration of the board (or any board for that matter, I think).

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 14:25

>>875
Probably has to do with SAoVQ dying.

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 14:27

>>884
Surely in part, but I had this feeling even before it died.

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 15:00

A human could have written this post.

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 15:04

Is it fast? I can't tell because my internet connection is as slow as balls. Really slow balls attached to a sloth.

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 15:09

Actually, that was still fast. Like slapping a slow-balled sloth.

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 15:21

gaynus

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 15:27

>>888
Why is your internet so slow? Is it dial-up?

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 16:18

>>890 no, semaphores.

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 17:19

Why are my hands shaped like that?

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 18:19

The perfect girl.

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 20:08

This thread would be better if Kircheis were alive.

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 23:32

SHREK!

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 03:29

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 07:29

Shrek yourself before STEAMING FECES BOILS AND BURSTS OUT OF YOUR INTESTINES AND ORIFICES YOU TRY TO SCREAM BUT YOUR THROAT IS CHOKED BY THE UNENDING SLIMY STREAM OF SHIT BUBBLING OUT YOUR NOSTRILS EARS AND MOUTH AND THEN YOUR EYES TOO YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS POO

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 10:35

I've been away from this site for a while, but I think I'll start visiting more often again!

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 13:30

I don't know if Wikipedia realizes this, but a daily cup of coffee costs a whole lot less than three fucking dollars. Unless you're a Starbucks-sucking dipshit, it should cost about 20 cents.

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 13:47

Mom's spaghetti

901 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 14:35

>>899
word.
coffee (and drinks overall) are overrated anyway, tapwater4lyfe

902 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 17:00

The future is sparkling.

903 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 17:13

We hope for a better future, but the future just gets us closer to death.

904 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 19:34

>>903 the only thing about the future that I really look forward to is the development of better forms of escapism. Games, possibly VR/artificial intelligence stuff if it gets realistic enough.

Since the future is definitely going to be shit, at least I can have this.

905 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 23:19

Almost all the homemade porn videos I see have a TV blaring in the background. Is it really that common for people to just leave a TV on all the time?

906 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 23:26

>>905
It makes sex less awkward.

907 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 00:12

gaynus

908 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 02:04

yeah

909 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 03:42

Hey there's a grabby stretchy pully bit in the lower corner! Awesome!

910 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 07:45

>>904
I hope that when I am old they can take my brain out and connect it to a little computer that lets me post on the Elitist Superstructure for all of eternity.

911 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 15:16

he's a fucking fag

912 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 15:28

I feel like a cloud.

913 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 16:41

Ayy chihuahua

914 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 18:25

Maybe I'll make a script that removes all threads that begin with "ITT the previous poster"

915 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 18:54

>>914 They'll just change to "ITT the next poster".

916 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 21:58

Lord Urine

917 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 23:26

>>915
Doubt anyone would care if a few people choose to hide their threads
$(".thread h2 a:contains('ITT the previous poster')").parent().parent().hide()

918 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 23:31

Smuggling a butt into a prison inside a butt mule's rectum

919 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 00:56

I wish normad wasn't a main a character

920 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 03:05

It's weird to think that nobody before the 20th century had ever thought of putting a fist in an ass. I mean, fists are as old as humanity, and asses go back even farther.

921 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 03:44

Long after all the other crickets have paired off for the night and gone home to their cricket love nests to make cricket babies, there is one solitary cricket chirping away outside my window, desperately searching for a mate, like a drunk at last call frantically trying to convince any woman who'll talk to him to accompany him home.

922 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 12:42

I got a razor cut right over my Adam's-apple and now it itches.

923 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 14:25

This is not the path I want to go down.

924 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 14:36

penis borg

925 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 16:11

Surprise!

926 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 21:35

sukarufakku

927 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 21:43

The screen fell off hehhahahooohhahhiohahiihehoeohiehoaheoohwiiha

928 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8019 02:52

shift-jizz

929 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8019 09:57

This song is awful, but I can't stop listening.

930 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8019 13:53

It's been years.

931 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8019 22:41

so the autistic pink girl was imagining it and it was really zombies?

932 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8020 02:15

Yo what no dag I dont wanna go home

933 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8020 02:36

spooky

934 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8020 06:45

compton yeah compton

935 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8020 11:36

>>931
wow spoilers jerk

936 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8020 16:46

You should have stayed in compton.

937 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8020 17:51

That girl will never be an entomologist.

938 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8020 21:09

Isn't that more fun?

939 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 01:04

Yes. Yes it is.

940 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 05:03

We're all in this together, but we all die alone.

941 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 07:57

when does nichijou the manga stop being the same as the anime

942 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 09:08

it hurts, these girls belong in a slightly generic cute highschool comedy, not a tragic psychological horror

943 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 11:08

>>942
But Nichijou is a comedy!

944 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 13:01

wow talking heads' first album is pretty good.

945 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 13:34

where the fuck can i find a torrent of the nichijou volumes past five

946 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 15:02

If you want a picture of the future, imagine two arms hugging a loli - forever.

947 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 15:10

>>944
So's their greatest hits album.

948 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 17:01

>>942
What do you mean? What happens on the manga?

949 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 17:09

>>948
I suspect >>942 might be talking about Gakkou Gurashi!. For the full experience, don't read that page; just go watch it right now without knowing anything about it. I started reading Higurashi no Naku Koro ni similarly clueless, and I'm glad I did.

950 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 17:20

>>947
P L E B
L
E
B

951 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 18:47

>>949goku

952 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 19:16

>>944 Stop Making Sense is one of the best concert movies ever made

953 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 19:29

>>942
But that's exactly what it is. It's just another variation on "look at these girls in this situation".

954 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 20:54

>>949
Given the warning, I suspect it's a Madoka clone.

955 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 21:42

>>954
I wouldn't say it is unless all seemingly cheerful shows that have dark twists are.

956 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 21:46

I want a bbs with latex capabilities

957 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 22:29

>tfw no mainstream english 2ch style bbs.

958 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 22:33

I'm so anxious and nervous I feel like I'm really going insane.

959 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 23:04

I found this song in a Japanese lesbian anal porn I found on some shitty porn streaming website:
https://d.maxfile.ro/ssxrnuaugh.mp3
It almost sounds like he's saying something.

960 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 23:25

>>956 for a moment I thought that said something about a BBW in latex.

961 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 00:30

>>959
I've also found some interesting music in Japanese porn.
"Diaries of a lesbian schoolteacher":
http://viptronic.org/albums/Rise%20and%20Fall%20of%20the%20Seven%20Bashful%20Pillars%20of%20VIP-lantus/COOL%20FREE%20RINGTONES%20VOL.%207/RINGTONE%20121.mp3

"White Rose Campus: Then, Everybody Gets Raped":
http://viptronic.org/albums/VIPtronic%20666pack%20-%20Horses'%20Corpses/COOL%20FREE%20RINGTONES%20VOL.666/RINGTONE%20109.mp3

962 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 00:38

wow this headache doesn't really hurt but it's still fucking annoying.

963 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 02:15

who here wouldn't fuck a young japanese woman

964 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 03:10

I got drunk and was an asshole. Now I feel more terrible than the hangover.

965 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 03:10

I keep saging because I forget to remove it

966 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 03:32

why the hell is that guy wearing his sister's jammies?

967 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 03:41

>>956 nerd

968 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 04:42

once the smug façade cracked and you could see the despair washing over his face he's actually kind of cute

969 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 06:36

I just jerked-off to a video of a guy dressed in a Madoka cosplay while he sucked another guy off and I feel no remorse or regret.

970 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 07:23

Do not worry, >>969, for I will feel remorse and regret in your stead.

971 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 07:39

>>969 I still have that Momiji crossplay blowjob video saved somewhere after it got taken down off a bunch of tube sites.

972 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 07:45

>>971 Everyone have it. It's a classic.

973 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 09:17

I want to play games with dqns, but the type of people who'd join a /dqn/ steam group or something are the type of people I wouldn't want to interact with. Quite a paradox.

974 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 10:23

ze enemy general flees ze field of battle! he has kein honor!

975 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 11:28

gaynus

976 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 12:47

>>971
Where did it get taken down from? It's still up on the original user's profile on xtube.

977 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 14:35

>>973
I get this feeling all the time.
"Hey let's play some games with some anons! Post your Steam usernames!"

100% furries and bronies, reeking of DeviantArt, with a thousand autistic hugbox groups and roleplaying pages, for some reason wanting to interact with anons. I guess they think we'll understand them better than the rest of humanity. They're right, but familiarity breeds contempt, and what's not to hate in the first place?

978 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 16:15

>>973
I don't get it. Maybe it's because I don't have steam but what's wrong with joining a steam group?

979 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 18:39

I've been drinking coffee to substitute snacks in-between meals. You know, for diet purposes. I guess that must be the reason with that cute gal is also serving herself coffee so often. I guess that's also the reason my hands are shaking.

980 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 19:28

My female started watching the anime that is the source for nigge.rs/poolsideid and at the start of the credits I was all like "wtf I know this" followed by "I never thought I'd hear the source for that"

981 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8022 22:38

Many, many different kinds of proboscises

982 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8023 03:38

I hate this meme among teenage armchair generals that the battle of Stalingrad was a pointless pissing contest with no strategic value. It's situated so that whoever owns it basically controls the entire length of the Volga, and was also an important heavy industry site (even though most of the factories were destroyed in the fighting). It would also have essentially shut off the trickle of Soviet reinforcements into the Caucasus. The campaign itself was a cockup, but trying to gain control of the city was an acceptable strategy.

983 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8023 14:31

caca carrot cake

984 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8023 19:19

WHEN I RULE THE WORLD
I I RULE THE WORLD.

985 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8023 20:29

>>979
I do the same thing. Prepare to urinate quite a lot.

In fact, I'm on my way to urinate right now, having just finished my third glass of coffee.

986 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 04:14

Budweiser is telling me that "summer" is "on". It's August 20th, you fuckheads. Summer is pretty much over.

987 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 04:27

I wish that the shitball that keeps spamming CP links on the other site I go to would die a slow and agonizing death.

988 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 08:01

>>987 maybe you will get lucky and they will come post in the fight thread.

989 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 09:07

Maybe I could live here.

990 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 09:41

990

991 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 13:13

DQN DQN LOL

992 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 13:32

Murasaki! Murasaki! Murasaki!

993 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8024 16:11

pinku

vc: baw

994 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8025 00:34

Why is this "deep web" shit suddenly so popular?

995 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8025 00:43

drugs

996 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8025 00:53

>>994
because of the ashley madison leaks.
now all the media's gotta make it seem spooky and shit.

997 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8025 01:13

>>996
Who?

998 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8025 01:41

nigger hitler loves men

999 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8025 03:35

Bitches be trippin'

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