Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
>>795 it might possibly be that you're unwittingly spreading your own gayness around.
I will peacefully coexist with this spider and its kin.
From tomorrow onwards, I'm going to actually have a job. That's nuts. I've never had a job before.
807 GET on the 8007th!
>>801
In major metro areas, the former. Otherwise the latter. The difference is in such an establishment's ability to have a customer base straight off the bat, so to say.
I'm glad I checked the spelling of that word before sending that e-mail to my boss. It makes the rest of the mistakes all that more notorious.
Blade of Darkness is cool but hard
My butt.
YES THERE'S SOMEONE IN HERE THAT'S WHY THE DOOR IS LOCKED PLEASE LET ME POOP IN PEACE DEAR GOD
>>815
Well, you should be. I seriously doubt more than one person started a job this Monday.
The assumption is that somewhat akin to London cabbies, lesbians have "the knowledge" when it comes to eating the puss
How can you see into my eyes like open doors? Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb without a soul?
don't eat pus it's really gross
I'm the operator with my pocket calculator.
BEEP BOOP BOODOOBOODOOBEEP.
Oh... There's a non trivial hole in these pants.
My captcha is 'now' so I must DO IT NOW
My captcha is 'soy' so I must EAT SOY.
My captcha is 'waiscment' so I don't really know how to do that.
My captcha is "garotion" so I must EAT GAROTION.
The United States presidential election is just a cheesy television show.
I hate this project. I hope I can finish the damn thing this week.
>The purpose of the military is to kill people and break things
If woman is the nigger of gender, who's the nigger of race?
My captcha is 'exkerg' so I'm a big fat butt.
I fixed the long loading time that occurred when posting on DQN. Kareha was doing something really stupid.
>>836
Nope, it was just a bug. See http://4-ch.net/req/kareha.pl/1394115067/14
testing the fast new posting speed
nice
I do love my iPod more than fucking, but since I just lost my iPod I guess I'll have to compromise.
I'm genuinely happy to be alive.
On Mars, on Mars, on Mars, on Mars, on Mars.
Has it really been about 600 days since the BEYOND DQN thread started? Wow!
Maybe I need more alcohol in my life.
I would maybe watch Megyn Kelly's show if she would host it topless.
Dang you guys are still at it huh
I should be in a zoo.
There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
The way air moves.
If we do this, I think our lives probably will move in a good direction.
Sometimes I think I'm frying my brain with my bad lifestyle.
I accidentally keep typing 'neat' as 'neet.'
>>847 also, are you sure you're using a correct lube? AFAIK only water-based lubes are safe to use with those materials, other stuff can make it disintegrate.
Back in my day you had to traverse Japanese interwebs while speaking NO nipponese to find IOSYS's website and then navigate their crazy jap directory to find their 'toon section. After that you waited 15 minutes for your shitty 40kbit dial up to load the entirety of Marisa Stole the Precious Thing and then once it was done you replayed that shit over and over and hoped something didn't happen so that you had to wait another 15 minutes for it to load again. And you know what? We were HAPPY back then.
I want to know what's inside your head.
Thank you, but I have my own false idols to pray to.
Has anime ruined my life?
Post more, dumnies!
もっと奥までお賃金欲しいよ
Geez, lady, shut up! It's not all about Team Vagina!
I, too, want more salary in me
http://www.urlai.com/url/4-ch.net-dqn
Text analysis
4-ch.net-dqn is probably written by a female somewhere between 18-25 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.
What do the Kha'ak want?
Space is fucking nuts.
A self sufficient funny doggly walks into the doctor's office and says
"Doctor, I am sad"
"Go be entertained by the self sufficient funny dogglys on the streets" says the doctor
"But doctor," replies the self sufficient funny doggly, "I am a self sufficient doggly."
I can't fucking believe how fast it is to post on DQN.
>>873 I was chatting with bps in irc when he found the problem that was making things slow, turns out it was just a couple lines of code that had been in the board software for years, although I didn't quite understand what they actually did. Something about how when you made a post, the board software would check literally every thread on the board to compare and decide whether it should close the thread you just posted in.
I still want the option to reply to all 10 visible threads at the same time.
>>876
I know what you mean. Sometimes I start thinking about someone else's comment on some site nobody knows and I copy and paste it into Google to see what it means and find out it's a Wikipedia article about a flaw in a utopian world, which also coincidentally is my captcha.
>>874
It seems to have never worked anyway since relative age thread closing doesn't effect anything.
I can't think of a single instance where anti-VORUDEMOTO measures have lead to anything but ill effects.
Was this fast?
THAT WAS FAST!
I don't know, I kind of liked it being slow.
>>878
Well anyway, on DQN the problem manifested only for threads over the post limit (1000). Autosage due to age/filesize is not enabled on the configuration of the board (or any board for that matter, I think).
>>884
Surely in part, but I had this feeling even before it died.
A human could have written this post.
Is it fast? I can't tell because my internet connection is as slow as balls. Really slow balls attached to a sloth.
Actually, that was still fast. Like slapping a slow-balled sloth.
gaynus
Why are my hands shaped like that?
The perfect girl.
This thread would be better if Kircheis were alive.
SHREK!
Check yourself before you Shrek yourself
Shrek yourself before STEAMING FECES BOILS AND BURSTS OUT OF YOUR INTESTINES AND ORIFICES YOU TRY TO SCREAM BUT YOUR THROAT IS CHOKED BY THE UNENDING SLIMY STREAM OF SHIT BUBBLING OUT YOUR NOSTRILS EARS AND MOUTH AND THEN YOUR EYES TOO YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS POO
I've been away from this site for a while, but I think I'll start visiting more often again!
I don't know if Wikipedia realizes this, but a daily cup of coffee costs a whole lot less than three fucking dollars. Unless you're a Starbucks-sucking dipshit, it should cost about 20 cents.
Mom's spaghetti