[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (999)

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 17:51

Do people open gay bars with the specific intent to open gay bars, or do people just open bars and homos take a liking to the place for one reason or another and flock there and it becomes a gay bar?

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 18:06

>>795 it might possibly be that you're unwittingly spreading your own gayness around.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 18:07

I will peacefully coexist with this spider and its kin.

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 18:48

From tomorrow onwards, I'm going to actually have a job. That's nuts. I've never had a job before.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 07:51

>>795
GAY MAGIC

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 11:44

>>800
lol conspiratard
>>801
I think it's the former? I'm not sure.

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 14:56

807 GET on the 8007th!

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 16:48

>>801
In major metro areas, the former. Otherwise the latter. The difference is in such an establishment's ability to have a customer base straight off the bat, so to say.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 18:11

that's my fucking city and my fucking income you're using to spam fucking javelins faster than i can kill them and getting in my fucking way, i'll burn your capital to the ground and impale everyone in it on my dick and it still won't soothe my burning anus

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 18:18

I hope France doesn't notice that 100 turns of constant war left my economy in the shitter and my city defenses in shambles with no money to repair them.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 18:53

>>804
Are you Danish?

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 21:23

I'm glad I checked the spelling of that word before sending that e-mail to my boss. It makes the rest of the mistakes all that more notorious.

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 23:58

Blade of Darkness is cool but hard

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8008 12:12

My butt.

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8008 14:53

>>811
Nope.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 13:49

YES THERE'S SOMEONE IN HERE THAT'S WHY THE DOOR IS LOCKED PLEASE LET ME POOP IN PEACE DEAR GOD

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 17:20

>>816
OPEN UP IT'S THE POOP POLICE

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 18:33

>>815
Well, you should be. I seriously doubt more than one person started a job this Monday.

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8009 23:52

The assumption is that somewhat akin to London cabbies, lesbians have "the knowledge" when it comes to eating the puss

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 00:20

How can you see into my eyes like open doors? Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb without a soul?

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 00:22

don't eat pus it's really gross

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 00:24

>>820 damn that's nostalgic

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 14:17

I'm the operator with my pocket calculator.
BEEP BOOP BOODOOBOODOOBEEP.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 14:33

Oh... There's a non trivial hole in these pants.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 19:04

>>817
LEAVE ME ALONE I AM SO EMBARRASSED

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 19:21

My captcha is 'now' so I must DO IT NOW

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 21:02

My captcha is 'soy' so I must EAT SOY.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 21:33

My captcha is 'waiscment' so I don't really know how to do that.

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 22:39

My captcha is "garotion" so I must EAT GAROTION.

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8010 23:15

The United States presidential election is just a cheesy television show.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 00:58

I hate this project. I hope I can finish the damn thing this week.

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 02:44

>>830

>The purpose of the military is to kill people and break things

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 02:44

If woman is the nigger of gender, who's the nigger of race?

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 07:43

My captcha is 'exkerg' so I'm a big fat butt.

835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 12:23

I fixed the long loading time that occurred when posting on DQN. Kareha was doing something really stupid.

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 13:16

>>835
Huh. Thought that was an anti-spamming measure.

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 13:35

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 13:41

testing the fast new posting speed

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 13:41

nice

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 14:06

I do love my iPod more than fucking, but since I just lost my iPod I guess I'll have to compromise.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 14:38

>>840
iPod? Is it 2007?

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 15:09

I'm genuinely happy to be alive.

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 18:27

On Mars, on Mars, on Mars, on Mars, on Mars.

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 19:07

Has it really been about 600 days since the BEYOND DQN thread started? Wow!

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 21:48

Maybe I need more alcohol in my life.

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 22:15

a strange mix of pride and annoyance over the fact that every onahole I've owned has been ripped and stretched beyond useability within a month or two.

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8011 22:25

It's not like I have a particularly big penis or anything, it's actually kind of small. I imagine the problem is, micro-tears happen occasionally just like they do during sex using a meat vagina, but the meat genitals are self-healing, while silicone isn't, so the tears accumulate over time until it falls apart.

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 00:43

>>847 reading this was disturbing yet hilarious

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 02:32

I would maybe watch Megyn Kelly's show if she would host it topless.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 03:31

Dang you guys are still at it huh

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 08:56

I should be in a zoo.

852 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 13:01

There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 18:38

The way air moves.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 19:00

If we do this, I think our lives probably will move in a good direction.

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 22:50

Sometimes I think I'm frying my brain with my bad lifestyle.

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8012 22:55

I accidentally keep typing 'neat' as 'neet.'

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 00:14

>>847 also, are you sure you're using a correct lube? AFAIK only water-based lubes are safe to use with those materials, other stuff can make it disintegrate.

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 07:48

Back in my day you had to traverse Japanese interwebs while speaking NO nipponese to find IOSYS's website and then navigate their crazy jap directory to find their 'toon section. After that you waited 15 minutes for your shitty 40kbit dial up to load the entirety of Marisa Stole the Precious Thing and then once it was done you replayed that shit over and over and hoped something didn't happen so that you had to wait another 15 minutes for it to load again. And you know what? We were HAPPY back then.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 12:28

I want to know what's inside your head.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 16:58

Thank you, but I have my own false idols to pray to.

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 22:44

Has anime ruined my life?

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8013 23:22

>>861 yeah

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 00:43

Post more, dumnies!

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 00:44

もっと奥までお賃金欲しいよ

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 13:10

Geez, lady, shut up! It's not all about Team Vagina!

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 13:39

I, too, want more salary in me

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 14:59

tanasinn

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 15:36

http://www.urlai.com/url/4-ch.net-dqn

Text analysis
4-ch.net-dqn is probably written by a female somewhere between 18-25 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 17:36

What do the Kha'ak want?

870 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 18:33

Space is fucking nuts.

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 18:53

>>870

I pray for the gamma-ray burst. I pray for it everyday.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 19:36

A self sufficient funny doggly walks into the doctor's office and says

"Doctor, I am sad"

"Go be entertained by the self sufficient funny dogglys on the streets" says the doctor

"But doctor," replies the self sufficient funny doggly, "I am a self sufficient doggly."

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8014 23:44

I can't fucking believe how fast it is to post on DQN.

874 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 00:14

>>873 I was chatting with bps in irc when he found the problem that was making things slow, turns out it was just a couple lines of code that had been in the board software for years, although I didn't quite understand what they actually did. Something about how when you made a post, the board software would check literally every thread on the board to compare and decide whether it should close the thread you just posted in.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 00:19

DQN feels like it is getting more active by the day.

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 00:32

I still want the option to reply to all 10 visible threads at the same time.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 01:01

>>876
I know what you mean. Sometimes I start thinking about someone else's comment on some site nobody knows and I copy and paste it into Google to see what it means and find out it's a Wikipedia article about a flaw in a utopian world, which also coincidentally is my captcha.

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 02:36

>>874
It seems to have never worked anyway since relative age thread closing doesn't effect anything.
I can't think of a single instance where anti-VORUDEMOTO measures have lead to anything but ill effects.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 05:08

Was this fast?

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 05:09

THAT WAS FAST!

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 08:56

I don't know, I kind of liked it being slow.

882 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 11:56

>>881
Yeah, in fact let's make it slower!

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 14:22

>>878
Well anyway, on DQN the problem manifested only for threads over the post limit (1000). Autosage due to age/filesize is not enabled on the configuration of the board (or any board for that matter, I think).

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 14:25

>>875
Probably has to do with SAoVQ dying.

885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 14:27

>>884
Surely in part, but I had this feeling even before it died.

886 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 15:00

A human could have written this post.

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 15:04

Is it fast? I can't tell because my internet connection is as slow as balls. Really slow balls attached to a sloth.

888 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 15:09

Actually, that was still fast. Like slapping a slow-balled sloth.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 15:21

gaynus

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 15:27

>>888
Why is your internet so slow? Is it dial-up?

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 16:18

>>890 no, semaphores.

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 17:19

Why are my hands shaped like that?

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 18:19

The perfect girl.

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 20:08

This thread would be better if Kircheis were alive.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8015 23:32

SHREK!

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 03:29

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 07:29

Shrek yourself before STEAMING FECES BOILS AND BURSTS OUT OF YOUR INTESTINES AND ORIFICES YOU TRY TO SCREAM BUT YOUR THROAT IS CHOKED BY THE UNENDING SLIMY STREAM OF SHIT BUBBLING OUT YOUR NOSTRILS EARS AND MOUTH AND THEN YOUR EYES TOO YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS POO

898 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 10:35

I've been away from this site for a while, but I think I'll start visiting more often again!

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 13:30

I don't know if Wikipedia realizes this, but a daily cup of coffee costs a whole lot less than three fucking dollars. Unless you're a Starbucks-sucking dipshit, it should cost about 20 cents.

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8016 13:47

Mom's spaghetti

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