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101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 13:52

I want to make a daisy chain and put it on your head.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 14:31

>>100
I thought that, but as it's an archive they will be largely static. Unless one runs a normalisation or silence-stripping pass over everything, there will only be one copy of anything.
The idea makes use of the distributed properties of git, or maybe fossil, which would provide better availability than FTP or another traditional centralised approach. The version control aspect is more of a nice way to see history, rather than necessary by design.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 16:52

>>102
That's a fair point, but unless others clone your repository, there will still be only one copy of everything. Depending on file size, putting myself in the shoes of a user I'd be more likely to visit a centralized location and take what I need rather than keeping all of it around on my own. If it's largely static, and if you can forsee people keeping the whole thing, it might be a good idea to keep it alive as a torrent. With good trackers, and especially with DHT, you'll get far more availability than you ever could with a distributed VCS.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 16:55

Was Johnny Bravo a virgin?

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 17:28

>>104
I thought no, vaguely remembering some furry episode. Then googling that I stumbled upon this: https://derpiboo.ru/dis/remember-that-johnny-bravo-where/post/5164eb63a4c72d191f00194f#post_5164eb63a4c72d191f00194f

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 17:35

>>102,103
Or you could get a cheap VPS, those usually come with 20-30 GB storage space and decent traffic limit.

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 17:48

>>103
That's a good point. I don't want it to be entirely static though, I'd like others to be able to add more. Could a torrent work that way?
There is an issue in someone just wanting some of it (although will it ever become "too" big to grab the whole thing?), I guess subrepositories could help with that, or >>106's suggestion.
>>106
I'd rather there not be a single point of entry and failure. It's a good median though. "Download bits here, or clone the repo here"

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 18:38

"Smoke marijuana everyday"
My dad to me would always say

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 19:41

But where does 0.0...01 come from??

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 21:56

I'm long interested in demoscene and more recently in synthwave music. But I don't know where to begin and I'm ashamed to ask around. What do I do?

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 22:03

I bet everyone thinks everyone else's lives sound dull.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 23:00

>>109
1 / 3 = 0.333... = 1/3
0.333...* 3 = 0.999...
1/3 * 3 = 1
0.999... = 1

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7927 23:54

>>110
Don't be ashamed. Everyone started somewhere. No one was born knowing how to code in Assembly language for an 80286 processor.

Find a forum dedicated to the demo scene and ask there.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 01:37

It's apparently my birthday.
I didn't even know it was my birthday until I got an automatic e-mail from some website I'm registered with. I had to check my passport to see if it was true or not.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 08:45

>>114
Happy birthday. Go buy yourself a prostitute.

116 Name: RedCream : 1993-09-7928 09:40

>>113

>80286 processoar
>things with are relevant oar useful

Choose one and oanly one. A roal awaits yoar admission.

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 10:42

>>113
But you see, samples were mentioned recently. What if he had written a tutorial on how to toss them around to make Melody.

>>114
Happy birthday, man!

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 11:34

In a week's time I'll be as free as a very free thing.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 16:17

Shut up and hug me.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 19:11

>>119
Come here and give me a cuddle, you big shit.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 21:41

we hugbox now

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 22:01

Welcome to Hell!

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7928 22:47

why would a nerd build a giant golf club

124 Name: RedCream : 1993-09-7929 01:52

I once built a miniature house constructed from obsoalete Z80 microaprocessoars. True stoary.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 01:55

China sounds pretty on this hill.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 02:53

>>123
I wonder that one myself.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 09:12

Gnaw on the fruit flesh! DRINK ITS BLOOD‼

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 09:14

"But fruits don't have feelings..." — No, it's evident that YOU don't!

129 Name: MeatRage : 1993-09-7929 09:19

Go chop a leg off some creature and eat it in small portions — like actual doctors recommend.

Give what you can't eat away. Give it to your neighbours. Give it to the poor. Solve the global famine.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 10:08

I'd advect her vorticity!

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 10:29

this PINGAS is what all true warriors strive for

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 16:55

>>123
The desire to be in the Guiness Book Of World Records, I guess.

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 19:00

I thought Louis CK's monologue last night was pretty funny ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7929 21:42

The loli roleplay thread is by far the best part of 6ch.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 02:25

Louis C.K.'s all the rage now, isn't he?

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 04:44

>>135
His self-hating cuckold humor resonates with strong women and weak men.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 05:30

>>136
I'm a weak man and I don't find him particularly funny.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 10:18

>>137
Just because you're part of the target audience doesn't mean you're going to like it. Not all children like Sesame Street.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 11:01

>>135
Googling him, it appears that he got himself into hot water just a few hours ago.

Personally, I don't enjoy stand-up comedy much. Pointing obvious things out isn't particularly exciting. Perhaps, I've made the same "witty" observations already in my misanthropy and didn't laugh.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 13:39

biscuits

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 14:49

>>136

> cuckold humor

Why do you insist on posting this meme everywhere you go?

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 14:51

My sister would poison me.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 21:00

Tell me a story, DQN!

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 21:32

>>143
Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The end.

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7930 22:20

>>141
Cuck detected

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7931 06:43

>>144
What happened to the Ugly Barnacle?

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7931 09:31

>>146
He eventually died. Everybody eventually dies.

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7931 14:49

What with having three exams this week, I had rather hoped to be able to quietly focus on revision and suppressing panic. So, naturally, in my house in the last 24 hours,

  • The power has cut out for several hours, apparently due to one of the outdoor lights short circuiting in the rain
  • The heating cut out overnight, apparently due to the thermostat not having power
  • The internet connection has cut out (despite my social recluse housemate power cycling it every five minutes), apparently unrelated

Now I'm just waiting for the plumbing to cut out, the gas line to cut out, the boiler to cut out, the roof to develop a leak or, perhaps, for the entire sorry excuse for a house to just collapse in on itself.

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7931 21:22

I can't believe you _____ed ________.

150 Name: RedCream : 1993-09-7931 23:10

The fretful sky publicizes the monkeys!!!! (not seriously though!! admit your roal!!!!
PUMPLENUTS

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 00:26

The genymotion Android VM image for Android 4.2.2 has a couple of mittens on the wallpaper by default.
Really cool!

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 03:18

GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

BATTLE BROTHER

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 03:24

>>148
That is too many things to go wrong with one house in such a short time. Obviously another student is trying to sabotage you.

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 07:30

>>153
My god, you're right! It must've been that Bulgarian PhD student who moved in a few days ago... yes, as a mere synthetic chemist, she felt intimidated by my knowledge of fluid dynamics and resorted to sabotage! Thank you for your insight, >>153.

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 07:54

>>154
Fuck her in the pussy, dude! Fuck her in the puuussssyyyyyyyyy~~~~

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 09:52

I think we need misterCQNZR to get us back to the recording studio.

Anyway, apparently he collabs with Drew Toothpaste (CRUDBUMP) as HELL ORBS. And KC Green did stuff with them: https://youtu.be/wmOw-jplSMk
Is the world such a tiny place that my favourite artists united?

Yet, I have no part in anything!

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 10:23

I wanted to be a musician, mom!
Why didn't you get me to study violin, mom?!! I would say, "I can play violin" whilst doing a sick guitar riff.
YOU ruined my life, mOM!!

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 12:47

I just realized that all the hentai sites I regularly go to aren't secured with SSL. This means that my ISP knows my all my fetishes...

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 12:53

>>155
I'll have you know I'm not interested in 3DPD.

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 14:10

>>158
Even SSL isn't completely secure.

However, your ISP doesn't care. As long as you give them money, and as long as they don't get DMCA requests or whatever, they won't bother you.

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 18:12

I think that big hairy guy sleeping over there hasn't had a job since the Mammoths went extinct.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 18:21

I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 19:47

I also threw up in your mouth a little bit.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 21:28

Life is silly.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7932 21:42

>>164
Indeed, I feel like I'm a human-loving misanthrope.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 06:29

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 09:43

mi mi mirakuru
miku run run

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 13:34

What this is right now is some buffoon with his dick up the asshole of my shit, and it's got to end

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 13:48

"Branes..." groaned the zombie string theorist.

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 15:01

Ayla Mao

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 15:19

When Madoka was airing, I totally called out the fact that Madoka was getting stronger with each time loop and everybody thought I was stupid and my theory sucked.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 18:48

>>171
Spoilers? This looks like spoilers.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 18:57

Darth Vader is Luke's father

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 19:06

>>171
Oh shit, I'm so sorry.
At least it doesn't reveal too much.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 19:07

The more I learn about clouds the less I feel like I understand them.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 19:14

>>173
Preposterous!

>>174
No worries. I was probably never going to wath it anyway.

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 19:46

I think that >>163-kun is hitting on me. Therefore, I propose that we kill him before he tries to rape me.

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 20:19

>>173
The whole saga is about father-son relationships. Well, uh, the newer trilogy is actually more like "How I met your mother".

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 20:34

nature is nice
summer is nice
biking is nice

same number of letters

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 20:39

Hey, >>177, does this smell like chloroform to you?

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 20:48

>>179
I agree so much.
>>171
I still have not seen the rest of the movies. Should I watch them?

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7933 21:21

seinfeld is my favorite anime

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 00:46

>>182
eyyy fuck a you, man

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 02:32

I can't stand laugh tracks. Whoever came up with them was probably thinking "our material is garbage, but our audience is so stupid that they won't notice it if we just play laughter over it".

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 06:58

I made a pie from all fresh ingredients, including a kilogram of fresh cherries.

It is a good pie but pitting that many cherries one at a time was very time-consuming.

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 07:31

Thoughts cannot possibly be written down.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 10:24

At last, I have slain the last of my exams! Time to drink heavily and laugh at ASCII dwarves!

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 10:28

my eyes aaah

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 11:26

>>187
In a time before time, exams slain me. It was inevitable.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 12:17

>>184
Seinfeld has a live-studio audience

>>181
Only the third movie is worth watching. The first 2 cover what happened in the series

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captcha: nyan

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 14:03

The one time one of my mac using friends comes to me asking for me to pirate something for them (adobe cs3), both the pirate bay and kickass don't have it. Not counting viruses. Wow. Never would I have thought TPB would NOT have something I was looking for.

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 14:25

They blew all that money on macs and won't pony up for the software?

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 16:33

>>192
Do you really expect macfags to make good decisions?

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 18:34

>>193 Yeah, my bad. For a moment there I forget what lemmings they are.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 18:52

>>190
Live studio audience doesn't make unfunny jokes better. The laughter track is edited and mastered after recording anyway.

>>191
TPB went to shit ever since the original founders left it. Try torrentz.eu, it seems to aggregate a few trackers.

>>192
Well, you said it yourself: they blew it, they don't have any left. But they own a mass-market luxury thing.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7934 19:27

>>191
I remember pirating the first creative studio, not to mention the standalone Fireworks, Flash and Dreamweaver back when they were not part of Adobe countless times (actually 5 or 6 times) back when I had an iMac at high school. It should be plenty more available nowadays.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 10:27

If I was a bird I'd tease cats through the window too.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 12:59

I want to go home.

199 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7935 14:46

Oh no, I was trying to come up with something so witty that I missed >>196 GET!

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7935 22:13

Just be careful when pirating nowadays. There's this type of new malware called crypto-ransomware that encrypts your files and then asks you to pay if you want the decryption key. These are especially common on public torrent trackers.
And the number of seeders is not as indication that it's legitimate. Someone with a botnet can easily seed their own malware torrent quite a few times. And "legitimate" or "VIP" uploaders don't mean shit.

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