Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
seinfeld is my favorite anime
I can't stand laugh tracks. Whoever came up with them was probably thinking "our material is garbage, but our audience is so stupid that they won't notice it if we just play laughter over it".
I made a pie from all fresh ingredients, including a kilogram of fresh cherries.
It is a good pie but pitting that many cherries one at a time was very time-consuming.
Thoughts cannot possibly be written down.
At last, I have slain the last of my exams! Time to drink heavily and laugh at ASCII dwarves!
my eyes aaah
>>187
In a time before time, exams slain me. It was inevitable.
The one time one of my mac using friends comes to me asking for me to pirate something for them (adobe cs3), both the pirate bay and kickass don't have it. Not counting viruses. Wow. Never would I have thought TPB would NOT have something I was looking for.
They blew all that money on macs and won't pony up for the software?
>>193 Yeah, my bad. For a moment there I forget what lemmings they are.
>>190
Live studio audience doesn't make unfunny jokes better. The laughter track is edited and mastered after recording anyway.
>>191
TPB went to shit ever since the original founders left it. Try torrentz.eu, it seems to aggregate a few trackers.
>>192
Well, you said it yourself: they blew it, they don't have any left. But they own a mass-market luxury thing.
>>191
I remember pirating the first creative studio, not to mention the standalone Fireworks, Flash and Dreamweaver back when they were not part of Adobe countless times (actually 5 or 6 times) back when I had an iMac at high school. It should be plenty more available nowadays.
If I was a bird I'd tease cats through the window too.
I want to go home.
Oh no, I was trying to come up with something so witty that I missed >>196 GET!
Just be careful when pirating nowadays. There's this type of new malware called crypto-ransomware that encrypts your files and then asks you to pay if you want the decryption key. These are especially common on public torrent trackers.
And the number of seeders is not as indication that it's legitimate. Someone with a botnet can easily seed their own malware torrent quite a few times. And "legitimate" or "VIP" uploaders don't mean shit.
Where Have You Been
>>201
I've been here and I've been there and I've been in between.
okay I guess it only turns into gibberish moonrunes in the post preview
The box of science.
Humans are terrible hypersexualised beings who condone mating at any season, at any time of day — and yet keep everything about it a taboo.
All this tree sperm is making my nose run.
Realizing I've been holding on to a vertical support rail on the train with the grip that I use on my cock while jacking off
>>210
Stallman would actually recommend using software that doesn't require you to do that.
>>211
No, Stallman would actually recommend avoiding using the Internet for as much as possible and write all software you need in GNU Emacs.
JOHN: n... no!
KARKAT: A FAIR REBUTTAL. HOWEVER, CONSIDER THIS COUNTERPOINT:
KARKAT: Y... YES???
Stallman would use a script to fetch a web page remotely from someone else's computer, e-mail it to himself, and then view it locally in a text editor.
I'm doing it! I'm really doing it! I'm reading a visual novel completely untranslated! I bet so many japanophiles are jealous of me right now.
butt stuff
Optimised for fewer page fetches:
>>219,200,210-212,214
I love you.
>>214
What do you mean by "would"? That's exactly what he does.
Sometimes I think the death penalty shouldn't exist. But then sometimes I think a guy who commits a really horrific crime deserves to be mutilated and burned alive on national television. I guess I can understand both sides of this argument.
What is that smell?
unzipme.exe
FUCKINGREADME.txt
>>234 Ran towards a copper with a drawn piece waving a butcher knife out of friendliness.
This PC
--|__ school
-------|__ do not open
-----------|___ not porn
---------------|___ porn
>>227 I am thinking about clumsily posting in the wrong thread
I don't like how sincerity seems to have gone out of fashion.
>>231
Where, on the media and stuff? There's New Sincerity which is an antithetical movement to cynicism and irony.
Trying to download a torrent that has 0 seeders
I might die of old age before it finishes
>>235
The only things I'm interested in torrenting are all zero seed torrents. It's so sad.
every time I cum, I unleash a torrent of my seed
Rescued a cute moth. All is well.
>>235,236
It's those obscure tastes that bring us together as DQN.
unzips banana
I was so fucking close! I almost beat Athena, but then RNG had to shit on me! SHIT ON MY FUCKING BOARD! FUCK YOU! I WAS TRYING MY DAMNEDEST BUT YOU JUST SHIT ON ALL OF MY EFFORT!
>>228
I used to put that folder under some game install directory but then I uninstalled the game and it deleted everything.
These RSS feed things are nice.
le shitmommy
I just jacked off three times in a row within an hour.
The third time was the most satisfactory.
Ambient 4 lizards dude what real reptile lizards.
How nice.
I'm back, missed my waifu, stupid feds didn't even find my back up HD, ;) #YOLO
You have to suffer first.
Nopenopenopeneop tired grey earl too late for that too late not to drink it
bitch durango
Before going to bed I like to hop on Skype with my friend and start watching a long Vinesauce stream at the same time. We watch it till I'm ready to fall asleep.
Is it weird that I like only young asian women? I think they're cute and their characteristics are very attractive to me.
yall niggas need jesus smh
>>253
I told a bunch of jokes on Facebook and the feds arrested me for CP! Even after I named the folder "don't click" they still found it...
>>260
That's why my 20GB CP folder is labeled "not CP"
this post is a joke
Holy macaroni, I can watch complete movies at Wikipedia!
This is going to change everything at work!
>>261
20GB? That's nothing! I have over 100GB worth of cheese.
(this post too is a joke)
...pedophiles.
>>260
Wow, are we all being watched now, just because of your stupid facebook jokes?! Delete your profile and read Wodehouse, you mongrel!
A cat on my lap means I have found new and novel ways of using my netbook. Picture da Vinci sniffing his palette.
DQN touches children
I'M DEAD I'M DEAD I'M SO DEAD MIGHT AS WELL JUST PACK MY BAGS BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE FIRED
I REALLY CAN'T DO THIS WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ASK THIS OF ME I'M JUST A JR DEVELOPER I JUST GRADUATED A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO!!!
I want spaghetti bolognese, but I also want to sleep. What should I do?
I love my mother dearly, but she has a habit of making up facts in her head and it is incredibly frustrating.
She chided me for drinking 2% milk, because she said it has less Vitamin D than whole milk. I argued that this wasn't true, but she insisted and I had to show her the nutrition labels to convince her.
It's an asinine example, but this is far from an isolated event. She never reads labels, instructions, packaging, or anything of the like, and just comes to conclusions about things based on absolutely nothing but her own imagination.
Does anyone else know anybody like this? I don't understand it but it interests (and infuriates) me.
>>269,270
Copy stuff from stackoverflow. If BAD END happens, claim workplace bullying, that you were forced to do a task you obviously wasn't prepared to do.
They are probably trying to lower your self-esteem to make you work more or pay you less.
>>275
Back in the day, nobody helped me when I couldn't make a decision. They just pointed at their displays and laughed.
>>273
whole milk does contain more vitamin D unless the reduced milk is fortified.
>>273
My mother is also like that. I'm pretty sure it's just a woman thing.
captcha: unass
Autechre is perfect programming music