[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7918 21:28 [No]

213 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 22:11 [No]

JOHN: n... no!
KARKAT: A FAIR REBUTTAL. HOWEVER, CONSIDER THIS COUNTERPOINT:
KARKAT: Y... YES???

214 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 22:17 [No]

Stallman would use a script to fetch a web page remotely from someone else's computer, e-mail it to himself, and then view it locally in a text editor.

215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 23:43 [No]

I'm doing it! I'm really doing it! I'm reading a visual novel completely untranslated! I bet so many japanophiles are jealous of me right now.

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 23:52 [No]

butt stuff

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 01:14 [No]

>>202 I was listening to this in the car yesterday

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 01:17 [No]

I am very jealous of >>215

219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 02:36 [No]

>>200,>>210,>>211,>>212,>>214

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 09:32 [No]

Optimised for fewer page fetches:
>>219,200,210-212,214

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 11:22 [No]

I love you.

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 12:44 [No]

>>214
What do you mean by "would"? That's exactly what he does.

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 17:33 [No]

Sometimes I think the death penalty shouldn't exist. But then sometimes I think a guy who commits a really horrific crime deserves to be mutilated and burned alive on national television. I guess I can understand both sides of this argument.

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 18:41 [No]

What is that smell?

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 22:43 [No]

unzipme.exe

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 00:40 [No]

FUCKINGREADME.txt

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 01:52 [No]

>>234 Ran towards a copper with a drawn piece waving a butcher knife out of friendliness.

228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 01:56 [No]

This PC

(D:)

--|__ school
-------|__ do not open
-----------|___ not porn
---------------|___ porn

229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 01:57 [No]

>>227 I am thinking about clumsily posting in the wrong thread

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 04:48 [No]

>>228 claimed this post was a joke.

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 18:19 [No]

I don't like how sincerity seems to have gone out of fashion.

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 18:23 [No]

>>231
Where, on the media and stuff? There's New Sincerity which is an antithetical movement to cynicism and irony.

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 19:13 [No]

>>231
Sincerity is the new irony

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 19:50 [No]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc

235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 19:56 [No]

Trying to download a torrent that has 0 seeders
I might die of old age before it finishes

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 21:16 [No]

>>235
The only things I'm interested in torrenting are all zero seed torrents. It's so sad.

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 23:26 [No]

every time I cum, I unleash a torrent of my seed

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 23:36 [No]

Rescued a cute moth. All is well.

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 23:59 [No]

>>235,236
It's those obscure tastes that bring us together as DQN.

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 00:26 [No]

>>238
Eat my anus

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 03:12 [No]

unzips banana

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 07:13 [No]

I was so fucking close! I almost beat Athena, but then RNG had to shit on me! SHIT ON MY FUCKING BOARD! FUCK YOU! I WAS TRYING MY DAMNEDEST BUT YOU JUST SHIT ON ALL OF MY EFFORT!

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 08:15 [No]

>>228
I used to put that folder under some game install directory but then I uninstalled the game and it deleted everything.

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 09:04 [No]

These RSS feed things are nice.

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 12:30 [No]

>>238
Is this you?

246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 13:43 [No]

>>245
No, that's a moth!

Also, the moth I rescued was way cuter than that. I'm not sure precisely what it was, but it looked something like this or this.

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 21:59 [No]

le shitmommy

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 23:36 [No]

I just jacked off three times in a row within an hour.

The third time was the most satisfactory.

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7940 06:57 [No]

https://youtu.be/LugJgWglGSk

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7940 08:32 [No]

Ambient 4 lizards dude what real reptile lizards.

251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7940 11:51 [No]

How nice.

252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7940 16:15 [No]

I'm back, missed my waifu, stupid feds didn't even find my back up HD, ;) #YOLO

253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7940 16:18 [No]

>>252
What happended?

254 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7940 21:58 [No]

You have to suffer first.

255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 00:38 [No]

Nopenopenopeneop tired grey earl too late for that too late not to drink it

256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 07:49 [No]

bitch durango

257 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 11:31 [No]

Before going to bed I like to hop on Skype with my friend and start watching a long Vinesauce stream at the same time. We watch it till I'm ready to fall asleep.

258 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 12:42 [No]

Is it weird that I like only young asian women? I think they're cute and their characteristics are very attractive to me.

259 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 13:27 [No]

yall niggas need jesus smh

260 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 13:47 [No]

>>253
I told a bunch of jokes on Facebook and the feds arrested me for CP! Even after I named the folder "don't click" they still found it...

261 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 14:51 [No]

>>260
That's why my 20GB CP folder is labeled "not CP"

this post is a joke

262 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 16:05 [No]

Holy macaroni, I can watch complete movies at Wikipedia!
This is going to change everything at work!

263 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 16:10 [No]

>>261
20GB? That's nothing! I have over 100GB worth of cheese.

(this post too is a joke)

264 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 18:50 [No]

...pedophiles.

265 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 19:03 [No]

>>260
Wow, are we all being watched now, just because of your stupid facebook jokes?! Delete your profile and read Wodehouse, you mongrel!

266 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 19:23 [No]

A cat on my lap means I have found new and novel ways of using my netbook. Picture da Vinci sniffing his palette.

267 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 20:57 [No]

DQN touches children

268 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 22:00 [No]

>>258
It's not weird, you just have shit taste

269 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 22:04 [No]

I'M DEAD I'M DEAD I'M SO DEAD MIGHT AS WELL JUST PACK MY BAGS BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE FIRED

270 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 22:09 [No]

I REALLY CAN'T DO THIS WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ASK THIS OF ME I'M JUST A JR DEVELOPER I JUST GRADUATED A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO!!!

271 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 22:52 [No]

I want spaghetti bolognese, but I also want to sleep. What should I do?

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7941 23:50 [No]

>>270
Calm down. Ask someone for help.
>>271
Sleep.

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 03:54 [No]

I love my mother dearly, but she has a habit of making up facts in her head and it is incredibly frustrating.

She chided me for drinking 2% milk, because she said it has less Vitamin D than whole milk. I argued that this wasn't true, but she insisted and I had to show her the nutrition labels to convince her.

It's an asinine example, but this is far from an isolated event. She never reads labels, instructions, packaging, or anything of the like, and just comes to conclusions about things based on absolutely nothing but her own imagination.

Does anyone else know anybody like this? I don't understand it but it interests (and infuriates) me.

274 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 06:23 [No]

>>273
move out

275 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 09:23 [No]

[DQN Advice Thread]

276 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 09:40 [No]

>>269,270
Copy stuff from stackoverflow. If BAD END happens, claim workplace bullying, that you were forced to do a task you obviously wasn't prepared to do.

They are probably trying to lower your self-esteem to make you work more or pay you less.

>>275
Back in the day, nobody helped me when I couldn't make a decision. They just pointed at their displays and laughed.

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 10:00 [No]

>>273
Is your mom hot?
This is important.

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 10:09 [No]

>>273
whole milk does contain more vitamin D unless the reduced milk is fortified.

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 10:11 [No]

>>273
My mother is also like that. I'm pretty sure it's just a woman thing.

captcha: unass

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 10:18 [No]

>>273
Is this why America is stereotypically unhealthy?

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 18:38 [No]

Autechre is perfect programming music

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 20:59 [No]

>>280
America is larger and more diverse than all of Europe. I've lived in three different states so far and they're all very different. How can you stereotype a country with over 300 million people, especially when many of those people are immigrants from all over the world?
The "Americans are all Christian hillbillies in the Bible Belt who are fat and wear American flag shirts" stereotype is only believed by people who know nothing about our country.

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 21:31 [No]

>>282 This is true. I'll add, though, that even we Americans like to stereotype our own country. People in Virginia think Californians are all liberal pot-smoking surfers. People in New York think Georgians are all bucktoothed hicks who make moonshine. People in Georgia think everyone in New York is an Italian gangster. etc. The US really is diverse. All Europe has on the US in that sense is way more languages and a lot more history and old rivalries.

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7942 21:36 [No]

America rules. Fuck Europe.

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 03:24 [No]

LET'S BURN DOWN ALL OF EUROPE! FUCK THEM! WHY DO WE NEED THEM?!

ARE YOU IN DOKYUNS?!

286 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 06:30 [No]

I can't help, my systemd-burnd has a bug where it won't create fire unless you reconfigure a bunch of completely undocumented files in different places throughout the system and when I filed a bug about it it was closed as "WONTFIX - breaking functionality is not a bug"

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 09:45 [No]

>>283
Let me rephrase you: all Europe has on the US in that sense is way more cultural diversity. And don't worry, Europeans have just as many stereotypes for each other.

Also, Europe in its proper definition (not just EU) includes a few more countries, and Russia up to Ural mountains is one of them. Thus continent's total surface area is slightly more than the US.

>>284
America went to shit since early 20th century.

288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 10:11 [No]

Europe is practically in the middle east or africa anyway.

289 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 10:34 [No]

>>285
We have to steal all that stuff that the British stole and put it in our museums first. Also a few things in Amsterdam, Paris, Rome, and Athens. After that, the continent-wide arson spree may commence. How much gasoline/marble can I carry in a checked bag on KLM? This is important. Please respond.

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 10:38 [No]

>>282-
Jesus H I shouldn't have said anything, what's with all the weirdly defensive strawmen?

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 15:19 [No]

While I usually just reflexively say "no" or whatever to anyone with a clipboard in public, I do kind of wish I'd listened to the pitch from that little girly-muscled weenie who asked me to "help save our democracy from being destroyed" last year. I suspect it had something to do with the horrible idea that the 'pubs would take the senate and VOTE THE WRONG WAY ON EVERYTHING OH GOD but it might have been something different.

292 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 16:11 [No]

I feel like I'm bored with the US but I'm probably just bored with my own lonely life.

293 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7943 21:39 [No]

My life is a small circle of ever smaller circles.

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7944 00:54 [No]

>>290
You're the only straw man, you ass-strawhat.

>>289
You can probably get everything you need across the border. Just beware of exchange rates at airports.

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7944 01:56 [No]

Eurocucks are going down.

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7944 03:04 [No]

white genocide is a real thing

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7944 09:03 [No]

Fuck birthdays. Mine was lame and I didn't even get a single gift, even if the gifts aren't important, but I at least know that I'm not worth spending any money to these fucks that are my "family".

Also, I didn't get to fap! I didn't get to fucking fap on my birthday!

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7944 12:47 [No]

I guess I'm not asexual after all.

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7944 13:32 [No]

Simmer down brah :^)

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7944 15:28 [No]

>>276
It was a very specific problem, I did manage to get it working somewhat according to what they wanted. Some portions were, of course, left incomplete, only the main functionality was done. They haven't complained so GOOD END, I guess? I'm also deeply considering quitting. Not only was I not comunicated of this issue on time, I was expected to solve it before a completely arbitrary deadline because I can only assume, someone on sales fucked up.

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7944 15:59 [No]

Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference... in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes.

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7944 17:11 [No]

YOU MUST DIE! or else you will DIE.

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7944 17:40 [No]

I AM MAGNETO, MASTER OF MAGNET.

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7944 17:45 [No]

I wish I could just laugh at the HL3 obsessive types with the appropriate detachment and schadenfreude, but the truth is I really want to see HL3 released as well.

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7944 22:48 [No]

Finally got rid of my sideburns.

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7945 01:09 [No]

I'm an adult and I can't even grow sideburns.

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7945 05:09 [No]

Medications can be a wonderful thing.

>>306
Consider yourself lucky, they can be a real pain to trim evenly.

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7945 10:06 [No]

>>300
See, you're doing great! Another "we needed this done yesterday" and "we would like you to code for a week with just enough time for a quick naps" and you'll get used to it.

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7945 18:57 [No]

I AM MAGENTO, MASTER OF PINK

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7945 23:39 [No]

if we are in the matrix then what is the matrix in lol

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7946 05:31 [No]

I should not have not tha-t.
I should not have done that.

312 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7946 07:27 [No]

I cringe when I see people use their birth-date in their usernames

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