[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7918 21:28 [No]

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 22:50 [No]

Sometimes I think I'm frying my brain with my bad lifestyle.

856 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8012 22:55 [No]

I accidentally keep typing 'neat' as 'neet.'

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 00:14 [No]

>>847 also, are you sure you're using a correct lube? AFAIK only water-based lubes are safe to use with those materials, other stuff can make it disintegrate.

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 07:48 [No]

Back in my day you had to traverse Japanese interwebs while speaking NO nipponese to find IOSYS's website and then navigate their crazy jap directory to find their 'toon section. After that you waited 15 minutes for your shitty 40kbit dial up to load the entirety of Marisa Stole the Precious Thing and then once it was done you replayed that shit over and over and hoped something didn't happen so that you had to wait another 15 minutes for it to load again. And you know what? We were HAPPY back then.

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 12:28 [No]

I want to know what's inside your head.

860 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 16:58 [No]

Thank you, but I have my own false idols to pray to.

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 22:44 [No]

Has anime ruined my life?

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8013 23:22 [No]

>>861 yeah

863 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 00:43 [No]

Post more, dumnies!

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 00:44 [No]

もっと奥までお賃金欲しいよ

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 13:10 [No]

Geez, lady, shut up! It's not all about Team Vagina!

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 13:39 [No]

I, too, want more salary in me

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 14:59 [No]

tanasinn

868 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 15:36 [No]

http://www.urlai.com/url/4-ch.net-dqn

Text analysis
4-ch.net-dqn is probably written by a female somewhere between 18-25 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 17:36 [No]

What do the Kha'ak want?

870 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 18:33 [No]

Space is fucking nuts.

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 18:53 [No]

>>870

I pray for the gamma-ray burst. I pray for it everyday.

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 19:36 [No]

A self sufficient funny doggly walks into the doctor's office and says

"Doctor, I am sad"

"Go be entertained by the self sufficient funny dogglys on the streets" says the doctor

"But doctor," replies the self sufficient funny doggly, "I am a self sufficient doggly."

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8014 23:44 [No]

I can't fucking believe how fast it is to post on DQN.

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 00:14 [No]

>>873 I was chatting with bps in irc when he found the problem that was making things slow, turns out it was just a couple lines of code that had been in the board software for years, although I didn't quite understand what they actually did. Something about how when you made a post, the board software would check literally every thread on the board to compare and decide whether it should close the thread you just posted in.

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 00:19 [No]

DQN feels like it is getting more active by the day.

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 00:32 [No]

I still want the option to reply to all 10 visible threads at the same time.

877 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 01:01 [No]

>>876
I know what you mean. Sometimes I start thinking about someone else's comment on some site nobody knows and I copy and paste it into Google to see what it means and find out it's a Wikipedia article about a flaw in a utopian world, which also coincidentally is my captcha.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 02:36 [No]

>>874
It seems to have never worked anyway since relative age thread closing doesn't effect anything.
I can't think of a single instance where anti-VORUDEMOTO measures have lead to anything but ill effects.

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 05:08 [No]

Was this fast?

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 05:09 [No]

THAT WAS FAST!

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 08:56 [No]

I don't know, I kind of liked it being slow.

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 11:56 [No]

>>881
Yeah, in fact let's make it slower!

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 14:22 [No]

>>878
Well anyway, on DQN the problem manifested only for threads over the post limit (1000). Autosage due to age/filesize is not enabled on the configuration of the board (or any board for that matter, I think).

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 14:25 [No]

>>875
Probably has to do with SAoVQ dying.

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 14:27 [No]

>>884
Surely in part, but I had this feeling even before it died.

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 15:00 [No]

A human could have written this post.

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 15:04 [No]

Is it fast? I can't tell because my internet connection is as slow as balls. Really slow balls attached to a sloth.

888 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 15:09 [No]

Actually, that was still fast. Like slapping a slow-balled sloth.

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 15:21 [No]

gaynus

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 15:27 [No]

>>888
Why is your internet so slow? Is it dial-up?

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 16:18 [No]

>>890 no, semaphores.

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 17:19 [No]

Why are my hands shaped like that?

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 18:19 [No]

The perfect girl.

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 20:08 [No]

This thread would be better if Kircheis were alive.

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8015 23:32 [No]

SHREK!

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 03:29 [No]

Check yourself before you Shrek yourself

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 07:29 [No]

Shrek yourself before STEAMING FECES BOILS AND BURSTS OUT OF YOUR INTESTINES AND ORIFICES YOU TRY TO SCREAM BUT YOUR THROAT IS CHOKED BY THE UNENDING SLIMY STREAM OF SHIT BUBBLING OUT YOUR NOSTRILS EARS AND MOUTH AND THEN YOUR EYES TOO YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS POO

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 10:35 [No]

I've been away from this site for a while, but I think I'll start visiting more often again!

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 13:30 [No]

I don't know if Wikipedia realizes this, but a daily cup of coffee costs a whole lot less than three fucking dollars. Unless you're a Starbucks-sucking dipshit, it should cost about 20 cents.

900 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 13:47 [No]

Mom's spaghetti

901 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 14:35 [No]

>>899
word.
coffee (and drinks overall) are overrated anyway, tapwater4lyfe

902 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 17:00 [No]

The future is sparkling.

903 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 17:13 [No]

We hope for a better future, but the future just gets us closer to death.

904 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 19:34 [No]

>>903 the only thing about the future that I really look forward to is the development of better forms of escapism. Games, possibly VR/artificial intelligence stuff if it gets realistic enough.

Since the future is definitely going to be shit, at least I can have this.

905 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 23:19 [No]

Almost all the homemade porn videos I see have a TV blaring in the background. Is it really that common for people to just leave a TV on all the time?

906 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8016 23:26 [No]

>>905
It makes sex less awkward.

907 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 00:12 [No]

gaynus

908 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 02:04 [No]

yeah

909 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 03:42 [No]

Hey there's a grabby stretchy pully bit in the lower corner! Awesome!

910 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 07:45 [No]

>>904
I hope that when I am old they can take my brain out and connect it to a little computer that lets me post on the Elitist Superstructure for all of eternity.

911 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 15:16 [No]

he's a fucking fag

912 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 15:28 [No]

I feel like a cloud.

913 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 16:41 [No]

Ayy chihuahua

914 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 18:25 [No]

Maybe I'll make a script that removes all threads that begin with "ITT the previous poster"

915 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 18:54 [No]

>>914 They'll just change to "ITT the next poster".

916 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 21:58 [No]

Lord Urine

917 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 23:26 [No]

>>915
Doubt anyone would care if a few people choose to hide their threads
$(".thread h2 a:contains('ITT the previous poster')").parent().parent().hide()

918 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8017 23:31 [No]

Smuggling a butt into a prison inside a butt mule's rectum

919 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 00:56 [No]

I wish normad wasn't a main a character

920 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 03:05 [No]

It's weird to think that nobody before the 20th century had ever thought of putting a fist in an ass. I mean, fists are as old as humanity, and asses go back even farther.

921 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 03:44 [No]

Long after all the other crickets have paired off for the night and gone home to their cricket love nests to make cricket babies, there is one solitary cricket chirping away outside my window, desperately searching for a mate, like a drunk at last call frantically trying to convince any woman who'll talk to him to accompany him home.

922 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 12:42 [No]

I got a razor cut right over my Adam's-apple and now it itches.

923 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 14:25 [No]

This is not the path I want to go down.

924 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 14:36 [No]

penis borg

925 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 16:11 [No]

Surprise!

926 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 21:35 [No]

sukarufakku

927 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8018 21:43 [No]

The screen fell off hehhahahooohhahhiohahiihehoeohiehoaheoohwiiha

928 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8019 02:52 [No]

shift-jizz

929 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8019 09:57 [No]

This song is awful, but I can't stop listening.

930 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8019 13:53 [No]

It's been years.

931 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8019 22:41 [No]

so the autistic pink girl was imagining it and it was really zombies?

932 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8020 02:15 [No]

Yo what no dag I dont wanna go home

933 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8020 02:36 [No]

spooky

934 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8020 06:45 [No]

compton yeah compton

935 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8020 11:36 [No]

>>931
wow spoilers jerk

936 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8020 16:46 [No]

You should have stayed in compton.

937 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8020 17:51 [No]

That girl will never be an entomologist.

938 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8020 21:09 [No]

Isn't that more fun?

939 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 01:04 [No]

Yes. Yes it is.

940 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 05:03 [No]

We're all in this together, but we all die alone.

941 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 07:57 [No]

when does nichijou the manga stop being the same as the anime

942 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 09:08 [No]

it hurts, these girls belong in a slightly generic cute highschool comedy, not a tragic psychological horror

943 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 11:08 [No]

>>942
But Nichijou is a comedy!

944 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 13:01 [No]

wow talking heads' first album is pretty good.

945 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 13:34 [No]

where the fuck can i find a torrent of the nichijou volumes past five

946 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 15:02 [No]

If you want a picture of the future, imagine two arms hugging a loli - forever.

947 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 15:10 [No]

>>944
So's their greatest hits album.

948 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 17:01 [No]

>>942
What do you mean? What happens on the manga?

949 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 17:09 [No]

>>948
I suspect >>942 might be talking about Gakkou Gurashi!. For the full experience, don't read that page; just go watch it right now without knowing anything about it. I started reading Higurashi no Naku Koro ni similarly clueless, and I'm glad I did.

950 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 17:20 [No]

>>947
P L E B
L
E
B

951 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 18:47 [No]

>>949goku

952 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 19:16 [No]

>>944 Stop Making Sense is one of the best concert movies ever made

953 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 19:29 [No]

>>942
But that's exactly what it is. It's just another variation on "look at these girls in this situation".

954 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8021 20:54 [No]

>>949
Given the warning, I suspect it's a Madoka clone.

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