[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#22] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8409 00:39

Hot pockets are an okay food.

Previously, on [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal]:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/

160 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8423 18:46

Thank you /dqn/. You are the best board.

161 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8423 20:02

I'M HUNGRY
I WANT SOMETHING TO EAT
SOMETHING WITH A CRUNCH AND VERY SWEET

162 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8423 20:29

Sorry I got calculus all over your pretty flower garden.

163 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8423 21:43

This is the best Babymetal collage I have made yet!

164 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8423 22:02

>>158
Fatal Flying Guillotine chops off your fucking head

165 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8424 05:09

Stop me if you think this is stupid, but Homer and Marge hire Shaggy and Scooby to investigate strange sounds from Lisa's immolated room after an attack by Arnold (of Hey Arnold fame). While checking the room out, they spot an egg sack pulsating. It bursts open giving birth to deformed Lisa Simpson babies and releasing a psychedelic spore that only affects primates. Shaggy starts hallucinating and eventually sees the Smurfs, one of which claims to be Krishna.

166 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8424 07:55

>>165 You had me at "egg sack".

167 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8424 08:15

I need some kind of pun for a title for this Grease/Buffy The Vampire Slayer crossover I'm working on, any ideas?

168 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8424 08:47

I enjoyed the ova series better than the TV one, which is a shame because apparently the TV series is more true to the original, whatever that means.

169 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8424 12:50

>>168 Are you talking about Grease?

170 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8424 13:35

Okay, but I don't see how cock-and-ball torture is going to help me with my depression.

171 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8424 13:43

It's hip to be miserable.

172 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8424 15:13

I want a phone with the GREATEST camera under 300$...

173 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8424 15:27

>>167
Buffy Without a Cause

174 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8424 21:28

>>172 Find a used Galaxy Zoom. It's a camera with a phone attached, rather than the other way around.

175 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8424 22:35

Boy I wish I was drunk right now.

176 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8424 22:45

I wanted to go out for a walk and see the friday sunset, but I spent too much time thinking if going out for a walk was a good idea and now it's dark...

177 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8424 23:31

evaporative cooling and what i'm going to do with my life when i fail here due to depression

178 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8424 23:52

>>174
But those cameras with phones tend to be bulky and slow to the point where it's easier to buy a separate point&shoot, don't they?

179 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8425 07:58

kujo karen
kujo jotaro

both are half british/half japanese, both likely have autism, both have a signature 口癖

coincidence? I don't think so.

180 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8425 08:39

your bitch she all on me
she rub me with lotion
i fucked her I stroke her
I go deep in the ocean
deep in the water
Go deep in the money

181 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8425 08:52

I wish I got to this pizza before it was cooled. Microwaved pizza is so 1992.

182 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8425 15:07

>>178 Only if you're a pussy. Don't be a pussy.

183 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8425 16:19

>>178 "But your obviously good solution has trivial drawbacks that I can use to avoid actually solving my problem so I can complain about it more right?"

The Galaxy Zoom is a good point & shoot camera that's also a good smartphone. It's exactly what you're looking for, but if you're going to just compulsively make up problems, then you can go fuck yourself.

It's slightly bulkier than a point & shoot, but considerably slimmer than a point & shoot placed on top of a smart phone, so don't be such a baby.

Also, you're dumb.

184 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8425 16:21

>>183 samsung marketer please go

185 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8425 19:29

japanese articles on chinese things that only give the japanese pronunciation of the characters is giving me autism, im gonna look like a fucking dork talking about chikusho kinen this and sou sou that

186 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8425 21:19

Picture this. A bunch of cute girls break into your house while you're still asleep, find you, and pin you to the bed, one holding down each limb. Then one climbs up and cuddles you. I don't mean a half-hearted arms-wrapped-loosely-around-midriff affair, I mean a full on ribcage squeezing, with snuggling, head nuzzling under chin, whispering sweet nothings and making warm affirmative humming noises. Once her arms get tired, she swaps places with one of her associates. This goes on for some time.

Days pass. They feed you, give you water, change your bedpan and so on as necessary, but never let up the cuddling for more than five seconds at a time. You fall asleep cuddled and wake up cuddled. You lose track of time. Your mind goes fuzzy and you begin to forget what life was like before. Finally, months later, they let you go. Your muscles have atrophied. You are covered in bedsores. You cannot even stand unaided. You have been cuddled so hard and for so long that your life is forever changed by it.

This is how much cuddling I would need to feel okay. That's how lonely I am.

187 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8426 01:30

I actually achieved the ero-manga dream of cumming in a girl's mouth and then proceeding directly to sex without any refractory period. I didn't think it was possible.

188 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8426 01:56

GEDDAN
yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi
futari de issho ni nemuru Winter Land
anata dake mitsumete watashi dake mitsumete
asu wo chikau

189 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8426 05:09

BURFDAAAI

190 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8426 09:42

>>173 Okay good, thanks! But I can't draw attention to the real things, so I can't say "Buffy" or "Grease". It's for a rivalry story arc, a kind of leather-jacketed how-you-doing greaser sort of guy vs. I think Rupert Giles basically, an older, experienced, occult fighting dude. But I haven't seen any Buffy to know much about him

191 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8426 14:51

I'm feeling better and better about my body.

192 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8426 15:14

time for sassages.

193 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8426 18:28

Congress is considering a controversial bill that, if passed, would prevent those over 27 from being covered under their parents' Netflix accounts.

194 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 00:49

the sullied water and the sullied water

195 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 01:07

You know there's a new Lumines game for mobile phones and it's p good.
You know it's awesome when they write deadmau5 as "dedemau5" on the official site.

196 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 02:14

I still don't understand vocaloid music.

197 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 03:01

test

198 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 03:26

I wanna fuck, but i wont write this fucking captcha!

199 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 03:55

My one black friend just told me that he drinks lean.

200 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8427 04:24

>>199
Mine is named Tyrone.

201 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 05:06

>>199
you should ask him to hook you up.

202 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 07:55

>>196 It's like other music, but the singing is synthesised by assigning syllables to pitches, with different voice packs having different timbres.

203 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 08:11

>>202 Well, I "get" it. I don't know why I find myself listening to it. I think I'm more interested in the personification as an anime girl of a synthizer. I wonder what a minimoog would look like, minimoog~tan...

204 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 10:19

>>203 A nice tune is a nice tune!

205 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 12:17

Well, I now own a maid outfit.

206 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 14:13

Keep it together, darling.

207 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 15:07

>>/975
Update: it turns out that Abiword is terrible. The bugs have gone from "slight difference in height between two words on the same line" to "completely skullfucking my .doc file the day that it's due and now the whole thing looks like HTML for some reason." 2/10 would not recommend.

208 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8427 15:54

You want art? Here's your art! Analyze this! grabs dick

209 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 15:55

>>205 How much did it cost?

210 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 16:15

I can't wait to die.

I don't want to stop living yet, but I'm really looking forward to this death thing everyone's so hyped about.

211 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 16:35

>>209
Not terribly much! About £15, including shipping. It's quite cute and frilly too. A good investment if ever I made one.

212 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 18:16

I'm afraid that the spiders are going to make me late.

213 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8427 23:37

avoidant, withdrawn, not usually happy, does not believe in human goodness, loner, moody, avoids crowds, depressed, overwhelmed by unpleasant feelings frequently, agnostic/atheistic tendencies, unsure where life is going, impatient, avoids eye contact, does not think things work out for the best, discontent, negative, suspicious of others, uncooperative, socially uncomfortable, hard to get to know, not punctual, low self confidence, pessimistic, lonely, does not finish work on time, does not like to lead, attracted to things associated with sadness, ambivalent about the problems of others, feels defective, fears failure, often bored, ambivalent about the suffering of others, unproductive, avoids unnecessary interaction, easily frustrated, does not finish many things, lower energy level, focuses on fantasies instead of reality, ambivalent about the needs of others, easily annoyed, rarely prepared, disorganized, quiet around strangers, slow to forgive, hard to understand, not that interested in others, skeptical, wounded at the core, self absorbed

there's not a single positive adjective in there, even online personality tests somehow sense my human garbageness

http://similarminds.com/bigfive.html

214 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 07:40

>>208

  • Whose dick?
  • Entire focus is genitals
  • Holds penis in italics
  • Said "anal"
  • Feeling of vulnerability, a confrontational challenge in order to measure up to some perceived standard of... something... legitimacy? DQN Quality? Conviction?
  • A bit plain

215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 14:22

All the google results for "braggadocious" are about people googling "braggadocious."

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 15:15

So how'd Sister Mary Elephant do last night?

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 16:08

What he should've said:
Yeah, I supported the war in Iraq at the time. So did 79% of Americans. So did you. You voted for it, as I recall, while I was just a private citizen with no political influence at the time.

What he actually said:
incoherent 3 minute rant about Sean Hannity

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 16:13

What he should've said:
We wanted the birth certificate. We got it. I consider that a success. We had some doubts but they were dispelled. And I'm not racist, I love black people. Trump tower has the best fried chicken around!

What he actually said:
B-but the e-mails! Benghazi! sniffs incoherently

219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 16:56

>>217
Please, somebody, call Sean Hannity. He's very lonely.

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 17:03

While torrenting MS Office, I saw an ad for Office 365. Sorry boys, but I'm 80% done already.

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 17:28

Maybe a tulpa would give me a reprieve from my neverending loneliness and existential dread.

Probably not, though.

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 21:18

>>221
They're not real.

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 21:48

>>222
Ehh, most of my life revolves around things which aren't real anyway.

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8428 22:10

☝(°ヮ°) ALLAHU AKBAR!

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8429 03:45

I wish I could stop relating to others about my procrastination and bad eating habits and start relating to others about not wanting to relate to others about my procrastination and bad eating habits.

226 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8429 06:39

beer

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8429 08:32

That shit just slows me down

228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8429 13:29

Addict of metropolis, slam dance cosmopolis, do the worm on necropolis.

229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8429 13:59

Chinese people have no souls.

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8429 15:32

>>223
Thus neverending loneliness?

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8429 15:50

the boys are back in town
the boys are still in town
the boys never made it out

232 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8429 19:34

Future mathematicians, engineers and scientists, out of Greek letters, will start using emoji for newly discovered concepts.

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8429 19:57

I think I just felt an earthquake. It went on too long to be a big truck rolling by.

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8429 23:26

>>230
I can see where you're coming from, but actually if anything it's the other way round.

>>232
I've always thought hiragana/katakana are a seriously underappreciated source of new mathematical symbols. They're all visually unique, easy to memorise, quick to write, and have unique, monosyllabic pronunciations. Honestly though, I'm surprised that next to nobody has taken a step out of the Latin/Greek comfort zone, given how badly overloaded every symbol already is. The only example of using another alphabet I can think of is aleph numbers.

235 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8429 23:41

>>234
I had to use tau for torque and shear rate today which led me to that post.

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8429 23:44

Pardon me, I'm going to go play the grand piano and fly my aeroplane.

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8430 07:50

>>236
Try not to land on the autobahn when you need to take a piss this time.

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8430 17:35

That's quite enough out of you!

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8430 17:59

I can't believe I wasted so much of my life completely oblivious to the culinary miracle that is pickled onions.

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8430 18:09

caffeine pills ACTIVATE

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8430 18:19

>>239
There is no going back. Stink with us.

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8430 20:51

通り魔 would be a pretty good way to refer to ganking in MMO games

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8430 21:07

Do black people ever go on mission trips? There has to be at least one, right?

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8430 21:21

"I love swimming!"

Drowns horribly

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 01:08

I think im in love, fuck!

246 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8431 01:09

>>245
Probably just hungry

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 01:28

Do black people ever order salads? Never seen one.

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 08:22

Cute girl who needs to be cuddled or else she will literally die.

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 17:19

Hansen vs Predator but like the actual Predator from "Predator"

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 17:23

Hansen: so would you mind telling me what you're doing here?
Predator: disengages cloaking device, drops down from the ceiling and eviscerates Hansen while letting out a high pitched shriek

251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 19:31

Hansen: That was just an afterimage. Now, how about you take a seat?

252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 20:16

This Friday afternoon feeling where everyone is just waiting to get drunk

253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 20:58

Twistin ma melon man!

254 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 21:11

A Midsummer Night's Dream is surprisingly kinky.

255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 21:41

How many people before me in the history of humankind have fished around in a box of flutes for a pair of electric spectacles?

256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 22:23

Protip: lift a little bit less weight every day so it feels like you're getting stronger.

257 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8432 06:52

This is like the 9th time my parents have watched this episode of The Middle

258 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8432 11:39

>>257
My mother insists on relating me to the oldest child in that show.

I wish I knew why. Our characters stopped being similar when he started being a normie.

259 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8432 12:24

Dreampop is nice.

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