[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#22] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8409 00:39

Hot pockets are an okay food.

Previously, on [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal]:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 17:23

Hansen: so would you mind telling me what you're doing here?
Predator: disengages cloaking device, drops down from the ceiling and eviscerates Hansen while letting out a high pitched shriek

251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 19:31

Hansen: That was just an afterimage. Now, how about you take a seat?

252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 20:16

This Friday afternoon feeling where everyone is just waiting to get drunk

253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 20:58

Twistin ma melon man!

254 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 21:11

A Midsummer Night's Dream is surprisingly kinky.

255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 21:41

How many people before me in the history of humankind have fished around in a box of flutes for a pair of electric spectacles?

256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8431 22:23

Protip: lift a little bit less weight every day so it feels like you're getting stronger.

257 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8432 06:52

This is like the 9th time my parents have watched this episode of The Middle

258 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8432 11:39

>>257
My mother insists on relating me to the oldest child in that show.

I wish I knew why. Our characters stopped being similar when he started being a normie.

259 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8432 12:24

Dreampop is nice.

260 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8432 19:10

I'm an embarrassment.

261 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8432 22:53

>>260 I'm avoiding being seen with you. Nothing personal.

262 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8432 23:13

I wish that loser who made supporting Trump their only personality trait would stop posting.

263 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8432 23:26

I wish people would stop posting about politics

264 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8432 23:57

There are few problems that can't be solved by killing yourself.

265 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8433 01:49

Snake, this is a drowning mission

266 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8433 04:54

:>= will always be funny to me

267 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8433 09:48

Woah this fizzy multivitamin tablet is the most intense thing I've ever put in my mouth, I can't handle this!

268 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8433 13:18

I think I have fucked up.

269 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8433 15:15

No, wait, false alarm. I haven't fucked up yet.

270 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8433 16:57

People with different opinions than mine suck.

271 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8433 18:15

>>259
I finally got around to listening to Recreational Love. It was nice. Any recommendations?

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8433 20:31

>>271
https://ivyhollivana.bandcamp.com/album/the-star-garden
I'm a bu~nny!

I actually found this album from the (arguably better) Maedasalt remix of For Autumn.
https://chrisgendo.bandcamp.com/track/for-autumn-ivy-hollivana-remix

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8433 21:41

why does toshiro mifune always look so itchy

274 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8433 21:53

maybe he's got clabs.

275 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8433 22:16

>>273
I think it's the facial hair. In Sword of Doom he is clean shaven and doesn't look that way.

276 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 03:35

I don't like Amazon's recommendations. When they're inaccurate they're annoying and when they're accurate they're depressing.

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 06:12

No matter how thorough I am when I'm shaving, I always seem to miss something.

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 10:00

I have a PhD in loli studies.

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 12:26

I'd rather have a Loli in high Ph.

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 13:16

I don't really see any reason to believe that there's anything in this world that won't get worse in the near future.

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 13:36

I get payed for coming to work and do nothing, yet recently I would rather not even get up in the morning.

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 15:22

[Enter Puck, and Bottom with the ass head.]

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 15:51

Well, good riddance!

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 17:40

eat that question.

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 19:01

some irredeemable fuckwit at microsoft decided to keep the mandatory restart with minuscule warning period in windows 10 pro edition, because apparently professionals love having their time wasted too

286 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8434 20:44

He had no legs. That's why he was walking funny.

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 21:31

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288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 22:12

I love sleeping. Sleeping is the best thing ever. I wish I could just sleep forever and never wake up.

289 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8434 22:18

If 4chan is going to die, this isn't a bad time to do it.

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8435 02:24

My English professor marked me off for mixing up "Anglo-Saxon" and "Germanic."

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8435 02:32

Apparently Marissa Mayer's email got exposed in the massive Yahoo hack. Looking forward to seeing her nudes leak around Christmas.

292 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8435 05:49

Beer turned out good

293 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8435 10:09

Derekuu: a cute girl who is warm and affectionate on the outside, but empty and dead on the inside.

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8435 13:38

I'm bored. I wish I could sleep. I like sleeping.

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8435 15:37

Haha, yeah, can't wait to kill myself, lol.

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8435 16:11

Over 400 pages of sexual fantasies about Weird Al. It's nice to get back to the basics of unusual internet shit.

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8435 23:19

some of you guys are alright, don't go to /dqn/ tomorrow.

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8435 23:45

What's the point of getting to know yourself if you have no motivation or energy to actually change?

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8436 00:18

>>298
Better-informed self hatred.

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8436 01:34

Nobody ever told me about the Time Machine Modulus EP.

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8436 03:25

I read around 1000 post a day and maybe write 5.

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8436 11:31

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROASTIE WEEBS GET OFF MY SAFE SPACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO ROASTIES ALLOWED!!!!! WOMEN WEEBS GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8436 12:18

>>302
I don't know what point you're trying to make, but please stop.

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8436 15:01

I just want to become a butterfly and fly away.

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8436 16:58

>>282
I picture the ass head as being like one of those rubber horse masks.

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8436 17:15

I have a headache, but I'm getting work done faster than ever. I hope this isn't a trend.

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8437 04:50

I don't know what's going on. I just wish she would talk to me.

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8437 10:25

Jesus, #22 already?

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8437 14:24

>>300
What? Where?

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8437 15:57

Cute girl crying herself to sleep at night because Gödel's incompleteness theorems have ruined her life.

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8437 16:00

>>308
It's over 20 threads a month!

>>309
https://soundcloud.com/time-machine-modulus/sets/ep
It came out in 2012. Congratulations is a version of the first song they played at the talent show.

312 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8437 17:24

We've all heard of carbon based life forms. Well now get ready for friction based life forms!

313 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8437 18:39

Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, no.

314 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8437 19:15

A cute girl desperately trying to mimic human contact by posting to obscure bbses.

315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8437 21:12

A not-so cute girl desperately trying to convince people on the Internet she's cute but she's still somewhat cute but not that much.

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8437 21:19

I accidentally made scared a girl off. Told a joke that needed therapy after one class. She said "sorry not funny" and left.

Fug.

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8438 03:53

The revolution will not be facebooked

318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8438 04:30

They say the elephant never forgets but I forgot what the elephant remembered.

319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8438 08:06

Cute girl snuggling up close to you not because she likes you but because she needs to share your body heat to avoid freezing to death.

320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8438 13:12

Harley Quinn syndrome

321 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8438 16:24

I'm actually fine with never fucking again. So many more interesting uses of energy and time out there.

322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8438 17:27

I'd like to fuck at least once.

323 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8438 17:29

>>322
It doesn't get good till like the 5th time

324 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8438 18:11

Every time I watch friends I can't do anything except stare at Jennifer Anniston 90's fashion apparel chest. I still really hate all of them.

325 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8438 22:42

>>322
Get in shape, brush your teeth, take regular showers and make yourself attractive. No one else is going to do that for you.

326 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8439 02:06

or just hire a whore but as mentioned earlier, you need a few tries before it feels good.

327 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8439 04:16

Although I'm sympathetic to liberal opinions on immigration in terms of policy, I don't like the way a lot of liberals support it. ``Hell yeah, I'll take a taco truck on every corner!" as if there are only benefits and no downsides. By refusing to acknowledge that there is a tradeoff, you make it impossible to appeal to the people that are on one side of it. Because you can't look a poor American in the eye and say, ``You may suffer from job losses and increased crime, but their suffering is greater," you can't say anything.

328 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8439 10:14

oh no i accidentally bought soy milk instead of almond milk i'm gonna turn into a gay transsexual and get breast cancer

329 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8439 11:26

>>327
This is not the BEYOND DQN thread!

330 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8439 14:49

>>328 ha ha fag

331 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8439 15:22

i'm sorry that was mean

332 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8439 15:23

>>327 eating tacos is cultural appropriation if you're not Mexican so stop it.

333 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8439 16:57

Why are you crying?

334 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8439 17:12

Time heals all wounds. Except the festering ones. It makes those worse.

335 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8440 01:15

Loli vampire could have been cool but instead she was a gag character who says the same 3 lines over and over again and sells lockpicks. Not even like a "hey can you sire me?" questline. As expected of an inferior western RPG that isn't even folded a single time.

336 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8440 09:51

I want SHAFT to stop adapting trash LNs and to put the mescaline dispenser back in the break room.

337 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8440 13:34

You can kiss me! You can kiss me!

338 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8440 17:04

I just want a fucking day off!!

339 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8440 17:20

This song needs more gabber kicks and anime girl samples.

340 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8440 18:14

ＧＯ　ＡＷＡＹ　ＢＥＡＲＳ！！
⁽⁽◝(´•௰• )◜⁾⁾ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ　ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

341 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8440 19:49

I am a really cool person. I bet loads of people wish they were living my life.

342 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8440 20:12

Hey Andrews!
I'm posting from a cash register!
Windows XP still exists here!
I'm really fucking surprised some kid with Metasploit hasn't pw3d this place...

343 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8440 23:57

Well shit I thought I posted the @ thing in this thread

344 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8441 02:49

Hehe, "grow the tent"

345 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8441 14:24

>>327
First problem, the economy is not a zero-sum game.

346 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8441 14:28

>>325
I was thinking of paying someone to remove the fat from my waist, surgically.

347 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8441 14:59

I don't want to go outside.

348 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8441 15:48

>>346
Same, except just the man boobs.

349 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8441 17:05

I have to peeeeeeee

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