Hot pockets are an okay food.
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>>855
That is horrible, I can only imagine what you and your mother must be feeling. Please stay strong dokyun.
>>855
Stay by her side, she needs you. What could be worse for a mother than to outlive her child?
I guess I just have a bad batch of razors
Cute girl enraptured by the beauty of nature.
joke exactly old enough that the proper response at the time of its creation involved imitating the social conventions of using a land line
I'm really tired. Is this why people use caffeine?
>>867 The strategy involves using caffeine to delay your tiredness to a more convenient time.
I hate software. I hate all the javascript bullshit, all the frameworks that crop up, all the development techniques and superstar conferences. I hate every protocol and framework out there. I don't want to do this anymore.
>>869
Front-end development is a rat race of wheel reinvention. I hate it and stay away as much as possible.
More fun things include: server-side programming (the rest of "full stack"), games (anything from text adventures through consoles to Unity), hardware stuff like Arduino, desktop software, stabbing yourself in the leg with an 300-pack of toothpicks. I've tried it all and it all beats Javascript.
>>869
Exactly, all that garbage. And I doomed myself to what >>870 stays away from by slacking instead of learning and expanding my knowledge.
Front-end frameworks are absolute worst, I bet their "superstars" are pretenious stuck-up stereotypical canadian lumberjack wannabes.
I'd rather fuck my brains out and hack some good custom CSS than use a framework. But... I really want to switch away from all this.
Captcha: geib
>>870
That mention of text adventures reminded me of a text adventure I made myself a few years ago, which I just went back and played through. This was from when I was still very new to programming. Code features:
if and print statements. At one point it has ten nested conditionals. Despite all that, the game itself is surprisingly solid. I remember I bugtested it to death, and it really is, as best I can tell, genuinely bug free. And the puzzles and game mechanics are quite interesting, even if some of the solutions are a bit abstruse.
>>869
I'm javascripting for my job right now, and I have to say it's not really that bad if you're not required to use any frameworks.
What I'm more worried about is that my next job is to rewrite and optimize a bunch of disorganized, undocumented, and uncommented perl scripts written by three different people. It would be faster to ignore the perl scripts and write it from scratch, but the people who wrote the code don't remember what it does, nor do they have time to explain anything.
>>872
I want to play it.
craaaaazy
poison the attic I am
craazy
chewing gum fishing
THEY MUST HAVE TAKEN MY MORALS AWAAAY
>>871
I mean, parts of the Silicon Valley + Bay Area culture has permeated that domain pretty thoroughly. You're not exactly wrong.
>>869
the shiny new framework every other week I can deal with. the resulting build ("build" ffs how did we get to this point!?) spaghetti fails I can deal with. JS is a strange language and not in a good way, though something I can deal with. it's the shitty cargo cult, agile, scrumming, management fuckwittery that drives me insane.
>a bunch of disorganized, undocumented, and uncommented perl scripts written by three different people.
do things like this really still exist? even the worst PHP I've seen doesn't sound as bad as this.
>>875
They probably pushed all buttons until it did something - and now they hate to admit this.
Captcha: diy
>>875,878
Perl is as easy as any other scripting language to write big maintainable programs, but it's also infamously easy to make a giant ball of mud that nobody understands a week after writing, and much easier than other languages to end up with something totally opaque and inscrutable - it rewards you for being too clever for your own good. I don't envy the task of dealing with it.
Interestingly though, I feel the opposite of >>878 about JS. "Build" makes sense; I could write TypeScript and have a compiler check my code, but the shiny frameworks, npm/bunt/grillpack/react/whatever just reek of hipsters ignoring several decades of software to be the first to do something that everyone later realises was a bad idea.
Cute partly-deaf girl with a loud dog.
Cute bunnygirl's big floppy bunny ears tickling you under the chin as she snuggles up close to your chest.
Hatsune Miku's cold feet on my face.
I shouldn't be enjoying this combination of BO and deodorant so much
>>875,881
https://repl.it/E31Q/1
Knock yourselves out. Try not to read the source code before playing, it contains lots of spoilers.
I bet you can't get any of the good endings without cheating!
RIP demanding thread (again).
It's such a good thread, why must it keep dying?
The Santa mythos is a weird cross between wonder and bureaucracy.
♪ California girls, we like to take our panties off ♪
♪ Cream-filled pussy and titties on top ♪
>>890
I think a combination of bad: people are lazy, and good: people want to wait until they can fulfill the demand well.
Stop pooping, starts shitting.
>>892
I was listening to this also. I had that "I'm Wide Awake" song in my head.
♪ I wanna rape ♪
>>879,880
I think that's pretty much what happened. Of the three, one is a cargo cult programmer, one writes inscrutable code that may or may not be working as intended, and the third is decent but still doesn't comment anything.
For example, there's a directory full of perl modules with generic names like CODE.pm and COM.pm, with a note from the cargo cult guy that says "not sure which modules were needed so I just copied everything." And of course none of them seem to know how to use scope, so use strict is off and everything is a global variable. Sometimes they even reference variables from other modules, so you have to go hunting to find which .pm file that variable is in. Oh, and their "version control" consists of copying all files into a dated folder.
On the bright side, it's pretty easy to shine when the standards are low!
vc: shidick
Cute girl making cute approximations to a system of higher order nonlinear partial differential equations.
You know, like she uses little hearts instead of primes to denote differentiation with respect to a single variable, and this one time when she's making a change of variables she forgets the Jacobian and gets all flustered and goes "あわわ!".
I'm having an autistic day.
900 thoughts in 74 days! That's got to be a record.
I don't think so
1500 years ago kids didn't carry $20 bills. Today, all kids have $20 bills. That's how you know the world has changed.
is there a math mango/animu? because there really should be one
>>899
I don't know any girls in real life that are above a four or five out of ten in terms of cuteness.
>>907
You are taking cute posting to a whole new level. Real girls can't be cute dumbass.
Speaking of Math, Whatever happened to that Chemistry DQN?
These cute manga girls are saying some pretty horrible things.
I'd like not to be a useless sack
>>914
That's why I'm afraid of Thanksgiving break. I have all these little projects I want to do, but I'm just going to end up watching shitty TV and overeating for a week straight.
An endless, maddening cycle. Maybe not even a cycle, but a condition.
Well fartballs, SAoVQ is down again.
kill all fags
I am convinced that cute cosplayers are hired by the government to do what they do.
>>912
I'm glad!
>>919
I'm pretty certain there's always some way to get to the end no matter what you do, but it is quite easy to lock yourself out of the good endings, even just by doing things in the wrong order. The grandfather clock in the library tells you how close to the end you are; if it says midnight then you can back to the cockpit for the ending.
>>917
The server migration is through! Our previous hosting solution shut its doors a bit earlier than I expected, so we lost 5-10 recent posts. I hope we'll have less thread problems on this server, plus it's cheaper and easier to run. I also made some small adjustments to the image upload script to make it more future proof.
I updated the nameservers of secretareofvipquality.org, but those changes will only be noticed by your browser in 1-48 hours. In the meantime you can use http://saovq.dynu.com/ to access the site. Thanks for your patience and enjoy the "new" site.
>>924
Ha-ha-ha, he really didn't pay for a year or two in advance!
All I want is someone to split a tandem bike with.
If ever I doubt why I'm rewriting these old perl scripts of mine in haskell, I just take another look at said scripts.
Under Paris is another city, built exclusively for skeletons.
It' not my fault that I'm unable to discern the circumstances of the crash, it's yours for having such shit code. Next time, try not coupling everything to a single method and don't do fucking UI management outside the main thread, you fucking retard.
My urine smells of coffee.
I'd prefer more than zero days notice before losing my job but clearly that's asking for too much.
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now I see why most radio stations only play the 8 good minutes of Echoes
Cute girl cuddling you so hard that the matter comprising your ribcage collapses into neutronium.
>>940
The English comments on those Xtube 2hu crossdressing videos are on the level of "eyy gurl want sum fuk?", I wouldn't be surprised if the Japanese ones were of a similar mastery of their native tongue.
Damn it all
Oh, don't be so melodramatic.
Easy for you to say
I didn't say anything.
every time I'm assigned a problem where I have to do integration by parts my first thought is "hmmm, exactly how much of my final grade would change if I just skipped this headache"
But IBP is easy and fun
Just as long as there are no arctrig pieces.
>>952
it's just tedious and gives me the feeling that there are tons of more important uses of my time
I can't tell if I'm going crazy, or if lots of sites are starting to get flooded with nonsense posts.
I think I'm still sane. Pretty sure it's just a case of a certain imageboard actually getting flooded with comments taken from elsewhere, a few regular nonsense posts on the textboards (Phalluses out for the Gorilla!) and my tiredness. Still, I have a deep feeling of unease about all this. My logical explanation does not satisfy spiritually.
Perhaps we're about to cross the rubicon and sites will find themselves inundated with nonsense no matter what. Actually, I think we crossed that river in 1993. Which if I'm reading right, is this year.
I'm not looking forward to 1994.
Eternal September fanfic and/or interactive fiction
please
Silent Sage as a browserquest instance might work well.