[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#23] (999)

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 00:05

It's called a boner because you use it to bone-her

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 04:47

If you search on google for "gamecube best horror game" you get Eternal Darkness on the info box on the right, isn't that neat?

252 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8506 04:58

If you remove "S, E, and K" from "STAR TREK," you get TAR TR which is similar to the word "tartar."

253 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8506 05:01

If you leave the "S" in, it's like the word "starter"

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 09:58

Encounter with a "man-spreader":

Normal person: "Hey buddy can you move your leg a bit and give me some room?"
Man-spreader: Oh, sure thing, sorry 'bout that. moves leg

__________

Mentally ill retard: grr this cis white shitlord won't move his leg and give me some room, I can't wait to get home and write an extensive op-ed about this on tumblr
Man-spreader: is unaware that he is being inconsiderate because MIR was too passive-aggressive to actually say anything

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 12:30

>>251 I have the game and box for that.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 12:57

Cute girl who has suffered brain damage and forgotten every word in her vocabulary apart from ‚ΰ‚Σ‚ΰ‚Σ.

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 19:38

>>254
Maybe you should politely tell that person on tumblr this rather than writing about it on DQN.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 20:41

No, dear, your ass makes the dress look big.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 20:55

Goodbye separation of church and state
Goodbye net neutrality
Goodbye marijuana
Hello the meme generation

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 21:18

>>259
Looks like you've already said goodbye to reality.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 21:34

>>260
Looks like you've bitten off more than you can chew, partner. ♥

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 21:55

>>261
How's La-La Land this time of year?

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:12

>>262
If I had a qt to go with I would watch it.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:16

>>263
You must already be stuck in made up world.

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:23

>>263
Just when I thought you couldn't get any more delusional.

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:36

>>263
I don't know, how is it?

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:43

>>265,266
Way to fuck up!
>>264
I think you've made up you're mind, and you're sticking to it.

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:46

>>266
You wanna try again?

>>267
My post (>>265) was directed to the correct post.

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 22:59

>>268
<:-)

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:03

>>269
Eric. Simply Eric.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:04

Keep it up kids and I'm turning this thread around and we're going back home.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:10

>>268
Wow! Haha, typical trump supporter.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:19

So well... I had a good day. Ask me anything

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:23

>>272
Enjoy the next eight years, my man.

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:39

>>274
Unfortunately, I don't think either of us will.

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8506 23:44

>>273
What happened?

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 00:07

>>276
I don't want to talk about it

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 00:44

I received two hugs today.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 01:03

>>275
Why not? Might as well enjoy the time, take up a hobby. Don't suppress yourself with constant "Oh no, Trump is the president, but not my president!" thoughts.

Just think of all of us, suckers, who don't live in the US and at whose expense the goal of America's greatness is usually achieved.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 01:53

I'm a practicing chrischan

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 03:58

>>279 as long as Trump's new department and agency chiefs don't find a way to send black vans around to round up undesirables, I'll be fine. But if they do, I'm fucked. Hoping they'll at least let me emigrate if it comes to that.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 04:07

>>279
Nah, I just said that because I was having a pointless argument where I appear to be joking, but really I just want to have the last come back so I can somehow validate myself. I'm not going to be constantly depressed or quit my hobbies. I just wanted to vent about some of Trump's policies that I disagree with.

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 04:15

>>279
I think Trump is a threat to US hegemony, actually. The kind of kleptocrat only banana republics get.

If you are part of China's growing middle class, the next 4 or 8 years are going to be pretty swell.

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 09:00

I don't think petty American human politics are an interesting subject of discussion for the Elitist Superstructure of DQN. In fact it's rather distasteful. Isn't there a politics board of some sort on 4-ch.net?

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 10:23

There is too much thinking and not enough tanasinn latelζζζ

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 12:41

>>173
fasdf just ignore him

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 14:17

Monotonically increasing cuddlability index.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8507 18:28

Why are there so many cute crossdressers who are only into women, it's not fair.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 02:58

>>284
Even if there was one, nobody would post there.

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 06:28

tfw you forget the theme you were going to compose seconds before you can write it down

291 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8508 06:30

Periods need to be stopped. I want to fuck NOW.

292 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8508 06:50

P.S. Flemish reds fucking rule

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 08:53

>>291 Period sex is the best sex...

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 11:31

I'm hungary

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 13:14

That's not cute.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 17:45

lol jk dnt rly kys yr butifl on t insid bbz

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 18:50

the half brother of the president is on twitter calling people cucks and talking about traps and anime, holy shit this is 2016

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 19:14

>>297
Don't diss Malik Obama. He's the only honest man in that family.

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 21:14

Definitely bananya.

300 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8508 22:17

A Flemish red before bed
Jerry Seinfeld and flood will meld
The waters led them to be wed

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 22:32

Cute girl tied face-down to your bed writhing around in disgust and discomfort as you shove live eels in her vagina and anus and nibble on her neck.

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8508 23:21

Cute trap tied up and beaten and then choked out while you fuck him until you both cum.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 00:04

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 00:05

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 00:21

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 01:42

Nothing
That's what I want

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 02:32

that moment when you're a nazi cyborg who survived not one but THREE encounters with the aztec fitness gods but then you get merked in the back by some bolshevik shit eater and die at stalingrad

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 05:18

I'm crabby, guys. Crabbier than I've been in recent memory.

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 13:04

>>305
Cute

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 13:38

Unhappy people.

311 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8509 17:55

The shot before the storm

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8509 23:02

Today was an unlucky day.

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 00:32

Cute trap who can only cum by being tied up and beaten and choked and fucked like a piece of meat

314 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8510 01:27

>>308
I'm crabby because I can't eat crab tonight. You too?

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 09:07

Cute girl tying you up so she can tickle you mercilessly and blow raspberries on your belly.

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 10:18

I decided I'm going to waste less time on the interwebs and use that time to get good at drawing. It's something I've always kind of wanted to be good at. Not to quit/replace my day job, just as a hobby. So I spent some money on supplies and came up with a few rules/goals:

  • I will draw at least 10000 drawings. The idea is that I need to spend ~10k hours to achieve true mastery, and I shouldn't get hung up on any individual work. Obviously some drawings will take longer than an hour and not all my skill-building time will be spent actually drawing, but whatever. It's a nice round number and it's high enough to keep me humble. I'm not setting a specific time constraint, but at a hypothetical average of two drawings a day it'll take me almost 14 years to hit 10k. This is a long-term commitment.
  • I'll go into each drawing with a specific purpose. Some aspect of the art I'm working on. Even if it's something simple like drawing straighter lines, the point here is constant progress. Every drawing presents an opportunity for improvement.
  • If I post my work, I won't connect my name to it. It will always be either anonymous, pseudonymous but disconnected from my name or other pseudonyms, or under my real identity but attributed to someone else. This is partly so that I can express myself more genuinely (I'm shy) and partly because I admire the idea of a mysterious figure secretly making art for its own sake and not for profit or social gain.

Some additional notes:

  • Just about every artist seems to strongly recommend studying figure drawing. This is probably a conspiracy, and I want in on it.
  • For that matter, I should draw lots of other things, too. Even if I do specialize in, say, loli catgirls, imagine how much better loli catgirls flying F-14s would be. I'll be the Bill Watterson of loli catgirls.
  • I will try not to consider myself "above" any technique. If I can save time doing something a faster/better way with the tools I have available, I will. This is not a substitute for proper study where it counts, but in the past with other skills I've wasted a lot of time trying to be some kind of purist and I want to avoid that.

So far I'm at 29/10000. Primarily working on fundamentals and training my muscles right now. I took a drawing class some time ago, so I'm not starting from scratch, but I do have to relearn a lot. I've been watching some speedpainting videos to pick up techniques and that's been pretty helpful. Once I get through this stage, I can move on to the crappy Inuyasha fanart stage, which hopefully won't last more than a few hundred drawings before I upgrade to the crappy Sailor Moon fanart stage. Then it's Green Hill Zone, and eventually I'll enter a cocoon (by making my DeviantArt account private) and later emerge, finally able to draw a convincing cute girl tying you up so she can tickle you mercilessly and blow raspberries on your belly.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 10:58

>>291
Just fuck in the shower. Or if it's not at the height of periodicity (only a little blood) put a towel down on the bed and do cowgirl style, then take a shower afterward. I do it all the time.

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 15:28

>>315 for fuck's sake just GO OUTSIDE AND TALK TO GIRLS UNTIL YOU FIND ONE THAT LIKES YOU it's not that hard really

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 16:22

gross

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 16:48

>>316
That's really cool and inspiring, I wish you the best of luck! Please draw and post a picture of a loli catgirl flying an F-14 once you're good enough.

>>318
Thank you for your concern but I honestly don't much care for 3DPD. That's not to say I dislike them, just that I extract immeasurably much more pleasure from 2D or entirely imaginary cute girls.

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 16:51

>>314
No, I have other reasons.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 17:04

in like a year or two you're going to come back to these threads and realize what a massive flaming faggot you were being

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 17:59

Cute trap who can only cum while suffocating and doing urethral insertion while being DI'd in both holes.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 18:00

In a year or two this thread will still be on the front page

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 18:08

How are there boy/girl pairs here? Disgusting.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 18:45

>>325
How are there boy/boy and girl/girl pairs here? Delightful.

327 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 19:52

>>320
Thanks! Will do.

328 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8510 22:11

8 is a prime number

329 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 22:18

>>324 It will be [Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal] but it will not be [#23] (328)

330 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8510 23:17

I should of devoted all of my posting efforts on one website instead of cross posting on multiple places over the years. Like one of those forum users who have 100000 post tied to their name, Instead everything is lost. I should of made a diary.

331 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 01:18

The Shadow Brokers types like someone whose English is just fine but is faking a Russian accent. But there is a significant chance they might actually be Russian. This aspect is amusing to me.

332 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 01:26

someday I too will be bones

333 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 02:06

>>320 You have a sad, sad broken little mind.

334 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 03:27

>>333
yo who forgot to lock the basement again?

335 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 03:35

>>330
You also should of learned some rudimentary grammar.

336 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 04:07

>>334
No basements here. Too close to the ocean. High risk of flooding.

337 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 04:27

What a nice show. Can't wait to practice more tomorrow.

338 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 11:38

whatsapp is kind of like what you say when hear about it, like "whats'at"

339 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 14:27

>>335
Please excuse my poor english.

340 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 16:55

>>339
PROTIP: It is actually "should have" or "should've" for short, not *"should of".

captcha: unhell

341 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 17:16

It's "Every Day" not "Everyday" you fucking cretin Cruz Beckam

342 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 17:46

Gonna be a good day.

343 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8511 18:07

#DoOver? Seriously? What are y'all, ten years old?

344 This post sucked.

345 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 00:43

Im fucking piss of rn!

346 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 02:58

I was wrong. Today sucked.

347 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 09:07

Yesterday sucked.Today sucked. Tomorrow will suck.
Maybe if I pretend to be a dragon things will be less miserable.

348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 13:04

Today was today

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8512 16:25

I take it back. Yesterday was awesome. I sucked.

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