Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
My words scratch the back of your eyes.
>>144 it was an archbishopric, was it not? Regardless, I'm not sure whether people are getting the quote wrong intentionally but there are definitely people getting it wrong because they can't tell Mozart from Beethoven.
>>152 wasn't beethoven the deaf dumb and blind kid who played a mean pinball
>>148 I always hated this blog and I'm almost certain that some neurotic whining tumblr babies found their way here from it.
>>156
No, Beethoven was a dog. You're thinking of the fictional character of the same name from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
If I find prawns in my food one more time I swear
Is putting prawns in >>159's food a fascist act? Answers on a postcard please.
captcha: soy
Anonymous boards have always been a great place for jokes and creativity, and a terrible place for serious discussion. Actually, this applies to the internet in general.
A friend asked me who my favorite mangaka was, and I meant to answer Shintaro Kago, but accidentally said Senke Kagero, a loli H-manga artist whose work "Petite Heaven" I had enjoyed the previous night. Of course, Shintaro's work is much more disgusting than loli H-manga, but it's less embarrassing to say you like it because it's usually viewed as art rather than porn. Fortunately I doubt the friend will remember the name or bother to look it up.
How do you even remember ero / guro manga artist's names. Benn years of reading and I can remember the ones who have catchy English slang ones like Noise, umm. That one guy who draws guro shoujo and has the flying lotus album cover. Akai Mato would be the most recent recall.
> when the thread is wew lad
wew lad
I think I'm losing my mind.
>>166
If they have a destinctive style it's easier to remember, like RUSTLE, nnS, sleety/aosora, raguki kobo, douman seiman, kashmir, and horihone saizou.
>>173
You offend and disgust me! Educate yourself:
http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/peacock-clock
https://youtu.be/-q0FAYE0_1Y
Autism Intensifies
>>168,174
I find 18th century automata pretty impressive all around, but that's like in a league of its own, mang.
Plot twist: the spammer is actually trying to arrange the threads in order of start date using bogosort.
More guns
>>180
Shut the fuck up! You're not a goddamn psychologist. I'm not doing it seriously. I'm only doing it because it makes you mad.
>he should post repetitively post the same thing
That's redundant and so many ways. You're a fucking idiot.
mfw not having fun troll-feeding/watching because they're trying to keep it to the absolute minimum effort possible
>>181
I think it's sweet. You're trying to interact with people, you just don't quite know how. Memes are funny, right? People love those memes. So you pick one and hope someone will like you for posting it. No response? Post it again, hopefully somewhere someone will see it this time. Well, honey, you got a smile out of me, so your efforts are finally starting to pay off.
Never mind, I just read the last 50 posts. This thread belongs in one of those cringe subreddits about self-declared intellectuals who own a trillby and a sword.
I sure do love chocolate.
>self-declared intellectuals who own a trillby and a sword.
That's some fancy wording you got there.
>>184
That's where you're wrong. It's you who belongs to plebbit.
We're a little bit over 1,212 weeks into September, and it's already snowing.
GLOBAL WARMING MY ASS
>>173
Certainly not mad. We, the NEETkin, are above that. Thank you for enduring the struggle.
You have to understand, however, that proper hikikomori are too proud and withdrawn to apply for welfare. In some cases they are supported by their relatives, others take up temporary jobs, the luckiest inherit or quickly earn their riches (e.g. Notch), but all of them value asceticism.
Oh wait, did the THREAD just explode while I was carefully wording all that?
One thing I like in Star Wars. When you want to go somewhere without being bothered, all you do is throw on a hooded cloak, cover your face, and everybody on the street just leaves you alone. Nobody even looks twice.
Also speeders. Speeders rock.
Get outta here
no u
No, you fuck. This was my GET, get out of my GET.
>These fucking welfare man babies are why I struggle everyday
No they aren't.
Also I'm too lazy to go back and quote, but whoever said hard work makes the economy grow was also talking shit. The economy is now financialized. The economy grows because wanks in banks speculate. The only hard work that matters is that of Foxconn slaves in China, and I don't think >>173 san is a Foxconn slave. (Though if he is, he's still not supporting those on welfare - he's supporting party apparatchiks.)
I like birds.
Expose your phalluses in order to commemorate a certain departed silverback gorilla
Scots, wha hae wi Wallace bled
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led
Welcome tae yer gory bed
Or tae victorie
Let's just start over
Some day we'll look back on this and laugh.
I don't know why my thread did not meet dqn standards, but in its spirit I must say:
You can't swing a dead cow without hitting a critic.
I really hope art deco makes a comeback.
>>204
I'm honestly more of a fan of art nouveau, but art deco is nice too.
I regret it.
The neighbour upstairs just won't stop dying. But that doesn't discourage him from playing.
Stick a needle in my eye, I hate myself and wish to die.
2008 was our last chance.
We blew it.
Cute girl blushing and mumbling awkwardly that she loves you and wants to be with you forever.
>>209
No more destroying everything good in the world for you!
BACK TO YOUR ROOM!!!
My mood has abruptly improved.
Total chaos.
I think I might be "prison gay"
I'm just gay for dicks
I'm just gay for cute guys who lounge around and have fun playing videogames.
I'm just gay for women though I'm a man.
Paint me a picture of the way that you feel.
Close your eyes and make it real.
You don't have to smile if you don't want too.
you're not a snow mexican't, you're a snow mexiCAN
holy christ dawnguard is TERRIBLE
how do you fuck up van hellsing: dragonborn edition this badly?
by being bethesda, that's how
like i start out and i have to clear some cave and i find some vampire girl
ok cool
for some reason i dont just kill her and take the elder scroll from her and preempt the whole questline but i actually go along with her bullshit and go back to her castle and then also somehow she just walks into a fort full of vampire hunters while being all vampirey and they just let her in to come talk to me, fucking when she's done talking head vampire slayer guy is like "so now that this thing is done talking is there any reason we should let it live" but you can't even fucking just answer "nah man light dis bitch up" you have to keep going along with her stupid inane bullshit for another 8 hours
Diarrhea has more entropy than normal pooop
Israeli
Secret
Intelligence
Service
#woah
I'm just not feeling it.
>>225 "you have to keep going along with her stupid inane bullshit for another 8 hour" is basically every quest in Skyrim
Lolicon is a disease.
Do you think there are people who don't deserve to be loved? People who are just the right combination of boring, obnoxious, ugly, and negative such that no matter what you care about you can find someone better? I'm asking for a friend. I desperately need one.
See the little faggot with the earring and the make up
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
>>235
I always found the hook about appliances funny, but it was only recently I found those were lyrics too, so now it's even funnier.
>>233
I don't know if anybody "deserves" anything but I personally gave up trying to love negative people in particular. It's a draining uphill battle, and usually not worth the effort. Their problems become your problems and they drag you down with you. I bet somebody with a big heart and a lot of patience could do it, but those people are pretty hard to find. I guess that's why Jesus is so popular. And moms.
>This post belongs to a parent and has 2 siblings
>You need a gold account to see this image.
ayyy
Japanese is just such a nice language in so many ways.
> You pop your contact lens in your mouth when if falls out. Just about every contact wearer has been there: Your lens falls out while you're away from home. It's a tricky problem if you don't have solution, a spare lens or a pair of glasses nearby. Besides being prepared with these items stored at your office, car or purse, there are no great solutions to this problem. But there is one terrible idea. In perhaps a quick attempt to lubricate the lens, many folks will put it in their mouth before sticking it back into their eye. Given that our spit has about 60,000 bacteria per drop, Sindt identifies this solution as "the worst possible thing you can do."
The fuck? Is this something people seriously don't realize? Even an old fart like myself was told all the basic facts necessary to put this together in grade school. Your computer's grammar check is perfectly capable of notifying you of typos like using if when you mean it.
All the activist groups I subscribed to are freaking out over trumps policies.
>>243
Why not just rinse it off with tap water? I've never felt the urge to wash my contact lenses with spit.
>>245
Bacteria is also a potential problem there (since the contact keeps some of it there, unlike if you just get some in your eyes). AFAIK the only thing you ought wash a contact with is lens solution, and even then, while the odds are good that it's fine, it's probably not worth the stakes that it might not be.
If you are familiar with the kind of clickbait drivel it's copipe'd from, though, the odds are also good that there aren't a whole lot of people actually doing something that bad. Not to put too fine a point on it, but sometimes it seems to me that the writers and readers of this sort of crap have a burning need to confirm that someone out there is dumber than them. (Nonetheless, there are other mind-blowingly dangerous things people frequently do with contacts... you won't BELIEVE what happens next.)
Tegan and Sarah
