I'm a slob.
Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
2GET!
<a href="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/996">>>/996</a>
Really? I haven't been to that many airports, but I assumed things like shoes were federal TSA policies that individual airports couldn't affect.
Ah, a toast, to me! Long live me!
>>3
I've seen it at least 3 different US airports. (One was Seattle, can't remember the other two.) After googling it seems they can sometimes replace the shoe-requirement with dog sniffing.
Unfortunately people are so used to removing shoes and laptops, the TSA agents had to be constantly shouting "LAPTOPS STAY IN YOUR BAG, SHOES STAY ON." It seemed to ultimately be faster though.
Oh no, I've done something terrible.
How come we have another Current Thought thread without finishing the other one first?
>>8
One is for cute girls. You can tell by the way the recent posts are all about keyboards.
Espadrille or wedge?
I wish the poster child for camels was the bactrian camel instead of the clearly interior dromedary camel.
,,__
.. / o._) Who are you calling interior?
/--\ \-'|| >>9
Weird they weren't talking about programming socks... Still, the OP should have encompassed it in "previous threads" list.
>>13
Looks like a kopipe job. Plus there have been double-new-threads in the past, and this one had what you could call drama if it weren't done entirely by lethargic NEETs. Give yourself a quick scroll down the cute girls first 100.
Previous double-thread is listed. And there was drama too, as both struggled to stay on the front page...
The previous double thread is now considered DQN canon by virtue of its historical value.
Listen bucko, I don't make the rules, and >>1 doesn't have to follow them. There are plenty of vestigial [Contentless] threads and this one certainly won't be the last.
benis head
Stone Quackers? No thanks!
hungryfox.org:4649/queue/
Is literally every live Japanese chat room now about FGO?
> mfw tezuka had a locked drawer full of erotic furry and TF sketches that wouldn't be out of place on deviantart
hey wouldn't it be easier to write this code after rum #5?
answer: apparemtny
I think I'll start using "like the shy one at an orgy"
I accidentally posted with a tripcode for the first time in a long, long, long long time
Beavis and Butthead
Shit, I called it the penultimate chapter when it should have obviously been the final chapter. In my own thread.
is mc ride ok?
isn't he based on corpus christi
also zach hill and that other guy with the synths
Never thought about it before, but a city being called "Body of Christ" is kinda weird.
It sounds better than Sanguis Christi
I really wouldn't want the Mona Lisa to watch me shower
come mister tally man tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
s2e11, "Contagion"
first utterance of the phrase "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." is greeted with a bowl of flowers
Vitamin D
>>32,39
I'm curious how many speakers of Pidgin actually find this more readable than proper English. First of all, Pidgin English is an oral language, nobody learns to read Pidgin. If anybody has learned to read, they've learned English or some other standardized language. I especially don't see the point of using transliterated spellings ("dem" vs. "them", etc.) considering that anybody who has learned to read would have learned the "proper" spelling.
Second, Pidgin is not standardized. It's a mix of English and local languages, so there are quite wide variations depending on the location. It seems that the BBC solves this problem by focusing on Nigerian Pidgin but using only the most common slang words. The result is not really full-fledged Pidgin, more like English with Pidgin grammar and transliterated spelling. They estimate that 75 million Nigerians speak Pidgin, but how many of those actually want to read this watered-down Pidgin?
Also, these article titles made me giggle:
"Why dem dey call Hurricane human being name"
"Ghana import 30 million condoms but dem no use am"
Then I remembered that proper English article titles are often just as stupid.
>>40 you mean to tell me that this is all just a poorly thought out attempt by the BBC to virtue signal how much they love diversity and multiculturalism? I am shocked, shocked I say!
>>40
I was thinking this when reading the article. I can't imagine this came from a well thought out conversation between reasonable people. Some guy probably pitched it, and they just greenlit it in an effort to be inclusive then got some sucker who dey tasked wit don writing dem articles.
Manslaughter#involuntary_manslaughter -> Moscone-Milk assassinations -> White Night riots -> Kaposi's sarcoma -> AIDS-defining clinical condition -> Discredited_HIV/AIDS_origins_theories -> Retrovirus -> RNA world hypothesis -> Abiogenesis
that was a weird 4 hours, how did I get here
Anchorman has a few great one-liners, like "60 percent of the time, it works every time," "well, that escalated quickly," and "I love lamp." But when you actually watch the movie, it's terrible.
I guess most comedy movies are really just 1 minute of funny jokes and 89 minutes of filler.
>>44
yeah, I like to make references to the scent of rich mahogany and leatherbound books once in a while, but it's not a movie I'd care to watch again
You ask me which one I support, I say it's like if shit and piss were fighting in the street. Sure, I might have an extremely marginal preference for one over the other but what I really wish for is that someone would just flush the toilet so I didn't have to look at either of them anymore.
>>44
Hm, it's a typical "Frat Pack" comedy. Gravitates too close to SNL's "we gotta do this live every week, let's just stretch the joke till its thinner than tinfoil" concept. Hardly the first time anyone's made a feature film forgetting that good ones take special advantage of the medium, but perhaps a basis of comparison of how typical comedy films outta Hollywood lately don't seem to hold up.
If you compare it to comedy films of prior decades (the shitty forgettable ones, let's leave the hits out of this), there seems to be a general avoidance of rapid-fire wit, slapstick, visual comedy with practical FX props, being perceived as politically incorrect (not even daring to toy with your sense of it), and jokes too erudite for most people to get. I mean, for my tastes, good riddance to "gross-out" humor and shallow parodies,* but in an era of widespread film piracy and competitive streaming services, this unwillingness to take risks seems like a bad call.
I will say I much dislike Will Ferrell's usual buffoon roles; he's funnier as a straight man and it's an easier sell considering he's 6'3".
s2e14, Riker and his dad have some kind of blindfolded kendo duel with giant cotton swabs, a hanging banner in the background says うるさい やつら. Before the match they bow and greet each other in distorted Japanese and the caption says "chanting in unknown ceremonial language", lol. Riker calls out his dad for making an illegal attack with a penalty name that's not actually a word, just pseudo-Japanese gibberish. I am actually 30 years late in noticing this.
Is there a gitaigo (?) for winking? Like "jiiiii" for someone staring or "dokidoki" for a heart beating. I can picture a manga panel with a cute girl winking with a katakana sound effect sort of thing
This whole week's been a complete blowup!! Next week has to be better, right?
non-newtonian gender fluid
When is the next Philadelphia Foodtacular coming around?
tsuki no shita de, with a loli
The door is rusted shut. Just like my heart.
everything I like keeps getting older
>>55 Not quite but thanks for the suggestion. It was for a sort of pun, I went with Korean instead, 눈짓
>>59
There doesn't appear to be a clear consensus. パチ and variations are attested, but it seems the more common manga idiom to have a shooting star alone.
To further confuse the issue, there is that "lol I'm a dope" winking pose where the star is because they're "hitting" their head and that sound is コン or コッ (because it's empty).
Got $2,572.67 on my mind
"Lie Me To The Moon" would make a great parody song for moon landing deniers
No no no, it's very much corporeal
Lie me to the moon
Let me falsify the stars
Let me see what filmin' 's like
On a, Hollywood Boulevard
In other words, 237
In other words, Kubrick faked it
Fat blanket fat blanket fat blanket
You name a fruit "mangosteen" and don't expect a beat down?
Sorryman the Magnificent
The problem with buying novelty wine is you have to drink it because nobody else will.
What is novelty wine
>>71
Was it Riesling? Riesling belongs in cock shaped bottles
The three fire kings who rule each shelf of my fridge
Rava Zhanva
my city now
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Bubble baby babble boobers!
Sometimes I post to see the current DQN time to check if a spooky coincidental post was posted at the same time as me talking about the same subject IRL
Well, isn't this nice.
Oh fuck I clicked it pls no v&
Hello I am 500 year old girl, if you talk me please write Scarlet Devil Mansion basement.
I don't like cheesecake.
God fucking damn it. I wasted several evenings on this one feature, trying to do it this weird-ass way, and just now managed to do it about a fucktillion times better in about 30 minutes, 6 compiler errors total including typos and tests, and 40 lines of code including blank lines. I guess you don't learn without making mistakes? Shitty mistakes that waste a lot of time?
Calamine is soothing
But you know what? We don't spend money to get that PP
I wonder if that one other DQN who was on retrospring realized it came back.
When are all the political guys gonna bonk each other on the head again? Are they waiting it out since the media's tied up with all the hurricane coverage?
Trip report: Green Tea Pocky.
A little too sweet, kinda sickly sweet taste. 4/10
When's !ESpeoN/nPA gonna 196 GET again? Are they waiting it out since the board's tied up with all the necrobumping?
Can't stop thinking about blood.
>>88
I do now! Though I've kinda moved on from social networking since it died, it's cool to see it up and running ahain.
Blue boss tuna. Blue boss tuna. Blue boss tuna. KIMONGE!!
No I don't want you to track me
Watching an expert user of a website (with no background in design) attempt to design a newcomer-friendly android application is fairly painful
What's really hot?
A woman giving in to overwhelming pleasure against her will.
The body conquers the mind.
This situation is most easily accomplished through rape, but I much prefer consensual or semi-consensual situations, such as:
Unfortunately these situations are relatively rare compared to straightforward rape, and seem to only really exist in Japanese porn.
I wish all these people would go away so I could listen to some Goreshit already.
-cute underage boy starts a relationship with older guy to escape his abusive mother
-many fuggenings were had
-abusive mother eventually finds out, has guy arrested
-cute boy is distraught
-cute boy murders mother with a knife, saying "in that case i'll just have to go to the same place as guy"
holy shit WHAT A TWEEST, shimaji really needs to do a non-porn manga, half of his stuff could easily be expanded into a non-H 1shot with all the boning replaced with story exposition
>>99
Years ago, I went down on my lady friend while she was trying to study. I couldn't really tell what was going on because her thighs were covering my ears, but when I got up from under the desk, she showed me her notes and you could pinpoint where she stopped being able to keep within the lines.
As La Forge said to Picard on the planet of invisible turds, "Can't see shit, Captain."
Whenever I see two younger Asian men together, I assume they're gay lovers rather than friends. It might be because of their tendency to wear tight v-necks more than any other race.
Like five years ago I found some site which collected pictures of beautiful women, mostly Asian, mostly non-nude. You could 'love' a picture and it would recommend you similar women (I think.) The interface was quite clean and nice, and all the pictures were high quality.
Now I can't find it...I think it was called something like "beautiful girls4u" or something but my googles turn up nothing. Anybody know what I'm talking about?
>>106,107
I found it!
https://4u-beautyimg.com/ (NSFW warning)
It's really changed... used to be like this:
https://web.archive.org/web/20101101162528/http://4u-beautyimg.com:80/
The old design was better. Now it's riddled with ads and suspicious scripts.
Actually, it was probably riddled with ads and suspicious scripts before too, but now it seems they've figured out how to get past adblock.
Admittedly, the old site wasn't that great either. It was basically just a tumblr aggregator with like buttons and tags. If anybody knows a better site for looking at pretty asian girls, let me know.
Chips and dip for everyone, everyone, everyone
Are you done yet????
>>102
I didn't know [Cannabis(shimanji)] was an ancient Greek playwright in the same echelons as Homer.
I never expect to make "fuck you" money, but I hope to get past "fuck me" money sometime soon.
Well, at least I'll never be that person.
Great artists steal, better artists make enough to buy instead
OoooooooooooooooooooooohAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WhooooooaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
why is disposing of nuclear waste such an issue
like why don't they just gather up all the waste from a particular region every so often and put it on a rocket and fire it into the sun
we could even do that with any other type of waste, it would cut down on landfill space
is there a name for the fetish where you want to cuckold a girl by stealing her boyfriend and turning him gay
>>118
I imagine cost and the risk of a failure resulting in radioactive waste showering down would be something preventing this.
Plus doesn't a core of iron or heavier prompt stars to explode because they can't fuse it any more?
>>121
Kind of, but the amounts we'd be sending into the sun would make no practical difference whatsoever. Consider that the sun isn't pure hydrogen and helium, and like Earth it's made from the leftovers of another dying star, with something like 0.16% of its mass being iron. Given that the sun is about 333000 times as massive as earth, that's 533 earth masses of iron (not including anything heavier) we'd be adding maybe a few million tons to, which is, if you run the numbers, about like dumping a cup of water into Lake Erie. It's comparable to adding a couple yen to the world's GDP. Also, the sun would still have the same amount of hydrogen left to burn, and it wouldn't be any harder to burn it because we'd be changing the sun's radius by an even smaller proportion than its mass.
However, that's all moot because our sun isn't nearly massive enough to explode from a core collapse anyway, it'd need to be 10 times as massive at the very minimum. The closest thing it will have is a series of big thermal pulses as it shrugs off half its mass and turns into a white dwarf some 6-7 billion years from now, which will be pretty to watch (from further away than we are now), and I guess it will be sort of an explosion, but not like what you're thinking.
My name is Robert Stengel, and I live in Moline, Illinois, so if you wanna come be a pedophile to me, come molest my house. My dad's a judge. You can find me in the phone book. Yeah, seeya.
Need some marmite
"I hope you didn't grow up resenting me for not being around a lot gestures at clothing it kinda comes with the uniform"
the only good Wesley moment in the entire show except the one where he got impaled
>>118
As well as the excellent practical answers to this question, I would add that disposal (containment) is likely much less a practical issue than a political issue. People with large stakes in much less efficient (and safe) forms of energy like to make a lot of noise and grease the pockets of the people who make decisions about things in which they are very much not experts.
For the first time in years, I caught a rat and this one went out of its way to impress me with its species' will to live. It was caught by the nose, like it knew it was dealing with a trap and just gingerly trying it, ready to back out when the inevitable happened... but it was just a little too late. That animal was fighting the trap, willing to twist off its own snout to get out, breathing in blood the whole time. This had to be going on for hours by the time I found it and shot it.
It makes you wonder how long it would have made it without most of a face. Long enough to have hundreds of offspring? Probably. I'm not entirely confident of our species' ability to win against this. We have the upper hand now, but for how long?
Dicks out for Harambe
Independently itchy
Is my cat tsundere? He follows me from room to room and always wants to sit near me but not quite with me, then he gets mad and goes away if I try to pet him or touch him.
I thought "Insane in the Brain" was the Beastie Boys, but it was actually Cypress Hill.
It would probably be difficult to find dempagumi.inc a cappella mixes, wouldn't it...
The epoch of Luigi.
The mahākalpa of Luigi.
Dicks out for Stanislav
Just call me Judgement Kazzy
Social media is the worst thing that could have happened to us and we deserve it
Living is the worst thing that could have happened to us and we deserve it
I had been pronouncing 'bps' as Bee Pee Ess all this time, but 'Beeps' is a much cuter alternative
that twat
>>141
WE'RE BREAKING THE LAW
WE'RE BREAKING THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
gaynus
vc: geigh
I still think social media was the worst thing that could happen to us.
I admit that you are horrendously ugly, but what does that have to do with social media?
Lately I've been getting a lot of phone calls, sometimes multiple per day, from numbers that I don't recognize. When I answer and say "hello?" the person on the other end hangs up without saying anything. Is it just the NSA checking in on me, making sure I'm where my Google Tracking Device says I am? I don't think I'm particularly worthy of surveilling, I barely even leave the house.
I am here, and I will likely be here without break for the next several days before I leave to go buy groceries, that's all, so please stop calling me at 8 am ok?
world's biggest pianist
Your eyes are stinky babies
>>152
This may be some sort of operation by telemarketers and phone scammers confirming the numbers in their database are valid. After I stopped answering any calls from unfamiliar numbers I got a significantly lower number of junk calls.
Shindereraaaaa
Mad Libs but every verb is ejaculate and every noun is copy of the communist manifesto
Exothermic morning people
I don't care about the details or the politics of it, but just based on names Palestine sounds much nicer than Israel. It has the word "Pal" in it while Israel sounds like some sort of sub-boss demon
Is it normal to get high and hate music?
There should be 5 L's in belly.
>>162
The reason words ending in -el sound like demon names is probably because traditional demon names are often Hebrew (note: "el" means "of god", e.g. "Thaumiel", "twins of god").
penus
Futari de STEP&GO!
falafel is pretty tasty actually
Breathing heavily after eating fast food. I don't do this often.
>>167
Yeah, they're Hebrew as well. Gabriel= hero of god, Michael= who can know god?
BOFU deez nuts
3 week old baby scared of 4 week old babies
I'm especially aroused by goddesses.
Americans: Ever watched a British police drama and wondered why they all call the matriarch officer "mom"?
It's because she is the queen policewoman and all constables are her offspring. She finds and mates with a king policeman from another county every Boing Season ("Spring" for you yanks). The mating ritual is a complex baton-twirling dance culminating in the male demonstrating that he does not need a firearm to fight crime.
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ME
YOU BETTER CHECK UNDER THE SEA
CAUSE THAT IS WHERE YOU'LL FIND ME
Boys, this DQN. It's a fine board.
Chopper Dave, Chopper Dave. We have uh-oh, over.
I wonder if "Pepe" rhymes with "meme".
Pepe rhymes with poopoo
Trunp rhymes with trunk
Those fine folks just fucking conned me, I can't believe it.
It should really be Pepé, eh?
help there is a man in the firewehrstation
What a shitload of fuck. Asssss.
Malaise from too many MMA memés
HEY THERE MISTA CANDYMAN
I used to pronounce Pepe as "peep" but then the cool kids all made fun of me just like they did years ago for pronouncing meem as maymay
I want to make my own imageboard, where I would laugh at the in-jokes I invented. And then I would ban myself.
Nip it in the bud = Pinch, twiddle, tickle and nip, clitory-slip of a fingertip
I just want four walls and adobe flash for my girls.
<insert joke about the slang use of "box" to mean "vagina" here>
Hulu and Spotify, who would have guessed it? They're cute together.
ぺぺ
So many of us, we wake up every day in fear. We're scared, and we're so frightened to leave the box. We work in a box, we drive to the office in a box, we eat lunch out of a box, we go home and live in a box, we spend five hours every night watching a box, and then we die in a box and call it a life. And my intent, my passion, my promise to you, is to remind you, you're not supposed to live in a box and die in a box.
And to remind you, don't believe in that way of mass thinking.
>>197
But with a little girl, and by my spouse
I only want a multimedia software platform used for production of animations
Coffee makes me sweaty, which is a shame because I love it.
can't - can not
wouldn't - would not
ain't - ain't not
This is how we poop! 8)
it's not quite diarrhoea but it's making my butt uncomfortable
SHAQ BUILT IT KOBE KEPT THE LIGHTS ON
Internet: Bad?
What happens in Batavia
At a Starbucks in the Star Wars universe: Hot Java Cool Jizz
ain't - (am|is) not
Sometimes I'm tempted to register homose.cx just for lulz. But that would be a waste of money that I don't have.
MC Eight Grizzle
YOUR CLOTHES ARE DRY YOU MOTHER FUCKER
I have a five sentence Russian essay due tomorrow at noon help
Gimme fiber baby whoa whoa gimme fiber
Pepsi is a bitch drink ergo, Africa is not a bitch continent
Shit Where You Eat: A Guide to Cunnilingus for the Coprophile
Or would it be better with "Coprophage"
My vc says you should make it about feletion instead.
rapemonster Donald
vc: reape
just saw a video of a penguin getting its ass ripped inside out by another bird while still alive
Big tiny baby
Guatemala is for people TOO DUMB for Mexico
"The GNU GIMP"
>>236
Probably the court proxy war between Hiro and Jim that Jim has no chance in hell of winning.
The GNIMP's Not UNIX
only dimly aware of a saturn of leaves in the air
OI M8 IT'S ME ROBERT FRIPP M8 I'LL SMACK YA GOB WIF MY GUITAR
The 9FRONT's not Unix
when you see something that says "Super Paper Mario" as you're scrolling by and have to scroll back because for a moment you thought it said "Super Raper Mario"
I hope I can tweet it
apes and rapes
330,003 Crossdressers at the nile of Nampa's Nana
Eternal October, November, December, September
Post you are dick.
you are dick.
What good is having an imageboard if no one is swapping dick pics on it.
My favourite part of Sehaga was when the girls graduated, "it's time to sing the school anthem!" and they go "Se-gaaa"
MARINES MADE OUT OF METAL, METAL MARIIINES~
how is cock and ball torture supposed to help you quit smoking
fuck fuck fuck
I'm gone for a week and I feel like an outsider because the threads have had more than 10 replies
>>270
Is it the one with the butt spike? Fine by me either way, just checking is all
bidis binivera :DDDD
Zorgeuf is pissing me off
A yakuza with a maneki neko tattoo
Otto Neko Delivery Service.
GOG Gaylaxy
Should wine have an aftertaste of custard?
>>281 Life is better lived without shoulds and shouldn'ts, find ecstasy in the perfect way-things-are. Wine is good! Custard is good! Life is great!
my head hurts
Dokyuns...
Schwarzenegger is not schwarzer Neger
vc: shiess
He is a black egger
Good old Arnold Blackblack
I'm Don Riiiiiiickles
Abu
"nipple bear" makes me think of a webcomic I read years ago. I think it was called Diesel Sweeties or something like that. I recall thinking after reading it a while that the author's goal must have been that every character was going to have slept with every other character by the end of it.
wapor pwessure
~Heartbreak Mermaid🎵
X3 SHINE
There's nothing quite as disorienting as realizing that Gmail changed the "attach file" button as I was looking for the file to attach.
Tubby tub
>>293
Self replying because yes:
http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=338
suck my dick, or cock
beatmania IIXD
My cock needs constant milking
Anyone played with tic.computer? I feel like the whole Lua thing could detract from the retro theme.
Yugioh
tisk, tisk, triscut, twist, twat
If there's one more Cohen
A wild wyvern waits for thou, though.
Two thought threads, though, twisted--intertwined--helically, helium. Amazing.
Dicks out for whom?
>>302
I know what you mean. It makes me sick when I see how the mainstream media superhumanizes autists at the expense of actual autists. Why can't they just be depicted unsupplemented? It's absolutely condescending, and normal people think they're being Good People for being sympathetic to tasteless depictions of autists like on Big Bang theory. Like, don't they understand that autists are literally incapable of feeling empathy? But they depict the characters like they aren't mentally impaired, but rather putting up a facade, and, deep inside, they actually are empathetic people--as though those attributes are necessary for being a good, functional human being. Just obnoxious.
DATA DATA DATA DATA DATA DATA DATA DATA DATA
Word, PowerPoint, and Outlook would make good spells.
Talib Kweli sounds like a child who digitally modified his voice to sound like an adult.
do you actually play bepismania, >>301?
I play a little when I can find time between uni. SP三段
The sky has gone a lovely sickly orange/green
Know when you're defeated. Accept your defecation.
The scene where they have coprophagia tubes from butt to mouth becomes less enticing when it cuts to an x-ray view and there is no poo in the girls' butts.
Phyllis Dilbert
There was a half eaten thing of french fries in the garbage.
Why would someone do that? It's such a waste. I became depressed for the rest of the day.
I am Ouran, great grandson of the host Dudu Ousan
It's cold as FUCK!!!!
Smelly legs
legs that are slemmy
How can the product of reals be real if our eyes aren't real?
buttfux
Last dot ting dot las dot net
slash dot dash dot slash dot dash dot slash dot dash dot slash dot com
A fart magician never reveals his secrets.
Professional mobile devs are exquisitely obtuse. In order to mask the fact that shitty CRUDs are exceptionally easy to make, they'll come up with the most convoluted schemes to parse a fucking JSON and import 5 libraries to do it.
gaynus
I'm mad as fuck and I can't take it anymore!!!!
You're off by one, Obi-Wan.
What are those four dots on the top of Wikipedia's tab icon?
obi-two
seriffs
26 and a half hours without sleeping, today's going to suck.
Is there anything more deliciously awful than the boiled pony cum jar?
gay Pharaohs are buried in a sarcofagus
I'm a vampire, today's going to suck.
ero Pharaoh has no talent, but at least it's OC
weebs secretly posting on DQN
Not so secret anymore.
You sniggering, niggardly blackguard
leaving handfuls of bottle caps lying around my house so that in 300 years an enterprising mailman can find them on my skeletal corpse and use them to buy a can of beans
tfw you're an Awano but want to be a Kuze
Hi, I'm a bank. If you want, you can pay me $20 a month and I'll hold your money for you. Anytime you need some of your money you can come to my house and ask for it and I'll give it back to you, but only in increments of $20 up to $500 at a time, and only if it's between 10 am and 4 pm Monday through Thursday. Also, I'm going to take your money and go gambling with it. If I win I'll keep everything I win and if I lose then the government will use your tax money to pay you back most of the money that I lost for you. It's up to you of course, but if you don't agree then you'll never be able to buy a car or house, rent an apartment, pay any of your bills, buy food or clothing, or be paid by your employer. Also my house is always 3 degrees too cold.
TF2 rudely barging in to my download queue with a 1.2GB update when I have more important things to download. I hardly even play it any more!
kinoko tabemashita
trance kikimashita
choushi agatte kita
Baby powder is a power smell
power word Kill
reluctantly trying docker
Remember kids, when facing the consequences of your own poor life decisions, be sure to swerve directly into the emotional pain and maximise damage to your mental health, because you're a bad person and you deserve it.
>>358
Bug hunting rule no. 1: It's your own code.
Bug hunting rule no. 1.5: Unless it's Windows
実はリック・アンド・モーティを理解するために、とても高いＩＱが必要だ。ユーモアは巧妙で理論物理学の基本の知らない普通の視聴者にはネタすべりが多い。さらにリックの虚無主義的な世界観、キャラに上手く織り込んでて例え彼自身の世界観は人民の意志の文学に影響される所が多い。ファンなら分かっている筈だ。そのネタの深さを分かる能力がある。ただの面白いネタじゃなくて、ジンセイ自体の深い論評だ。その上でリック・アンド・モーティ気に入らない奴は本当にバカだな。あいつらはツルゲーネフのロシアン叙事詩「父と子」の謎めいた言及を含むリックの存在的なキャッチフレーズ「ウアッバラッバダブダブ」のユーモアが分からないことは当然だ。今そのあいつらの一人のバカがダン・ハーモンの天才をテレビで観て全然分からないままで頭を引っかくイメージを想像して嘲笑する。アホめ…俺は哀れむぜ。😂
ちなみにリック・アンド・モーティ刺青が俺にはちゃんとあるよ。はい、お前に見せない。女子だけに見せるものだから。そうすら見せる前に俺のＩＱに５点以内（以下の方が最良）のを証明させるのだ。 Nothin personnel kid 😎
Let's get umami
Let's get onani.
Let's get retarded yeah let's get retarded in here
>>369 I can only assume you mean this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQCQnARnKbc
They pickled me Monty
What the fuck happened to gelbooru? At first I was ok with the "plz disable adblock we need mo money fo dem programs" but now the entire site is one big ad that tries to install 6000 russian botnets every time i click an image.
I could go for a pizza right now. 2 toopings
Pansexual is just "bisexual, but also it's obvious that they're a feminist."
supcux
Gorilla video games
Human music. I like it.
Hunan music, I like it.
SO TOUCH MY BODY
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
BUT DON'T TOUCH MY HEART
AS IF I COULD EVER BE THE ONE YOU LOVE
Vindalooooooooo
My DiCk Is So HaRd It CoUlD bReAk ApArT
Master Chief
My captcha is quefe, but I can't think of a joke to wrap around that.
my braim don work
I thought about how there are people even dumber than me and got sad.
Soggy sandwich for breakfast
A monotheist calls the love of god, what a polytheist calls the god of love.
I feel like I'm too smart to enjoy things.
It was an accident. Both times.
Wag, the dog, bites man
Anyways, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread. I went to Yoshinoya-sensei's house the other day. Yes, that Yoshinoya-sensei. Well anyways it was really nice. She served us tea and crackers, we chatted about Monet a bit and then she showed me some of the cosplays she'd been working on. I can definitely recommend it, even to amateurs.
Why is every discord filled with furries and faggots
>>395
But Yoshinoya-sensei is dead, her VA died so that means she is also dead.
wow
Add a shoehorn to the standard Swiss Army knife
>>400 Just use the Knife setting to cut a bigger hole in your shoes
Himmler, set yer Offiziersmesser to Knife!
a growing urge to ejectulate
wo shi ma lu wai ren desu
once a year or so i remember that akinator exists and spend a night having it guess hitler and random anime characters
You can post on DQN with JavaScript disabled.
>>406
I just tried it with Sonya Rostova from War and Peace, and it instead guessed Sonia Semyonovna Marmeladov from Crime and Punishment. Pah!
You know, I'm watching all this compiler output, and I don't even remember what it's for.
>>408 I was thinking of Ante Pavelić but it guessed Hitler after only like 9 questions. I guess it got thrown off when I answered yes to:
>Is your character European?
>Did your character participate in WWII?
>Did your character govern his country?
>Was your character a Nazi?
I keep looking at that little "Tell me what you want to do" search bar in Word and thinking, "kill myself"
Maiyo maiyo maiyo maiyo wasshoi
Inninowww
Heuristics my assssssssssssss
and rape
After reading several definitions on it, after reading encyclopedia entries on it, and after reading articles about it, I still don't know what hermeneutics is.
>>418
Here's a summary of the major points:
+100% research points
A potential of +40 shared prestige.
Get STUPID
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
a week too late
Ah, you're back, I was worried
I was starting to have SAoVQ flashbacks
vc: veghole
I just texted a girl I've been dating that I miss her and she answered back telling me that I should get a dog or a fish.
It'd be pretty funny if it didn't hurt so much.
>>425
Get deep into salt water aquariums and ignore her. That'll show her.
>>425 once you stop giving a fuck in general it won't hurt anymore.
I guess I'm not banned after all
That was a worrying several hours! Good job >>428 wasn't actually banned, otherwise 4-ch would cease to exist permanently!
>>425
Most relationships are a sick game where the person who cares the least wins. (Or at least pretends to)
Huzzah!
I guess it's time to stab them in the brain again
>>430
I cared the least and I still feel like shit. What's my prize?
go fishing with my Master Bait
Use every part of their body
are you a neet if you finish your degree but then don't get a job?
Yes, because at that point you are not in education, employment or training, you're a clever NEET. Best days of my life
Motivation: DOWN ⬇
I feel pissed off
I feel pissed on
Urine, pronounced the way Thoughty2 does.
Uhlans and only uhlans
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
Wading through error logs and find a bunch of password changes. Most of them just look like usernames from the 90s. Two stick in my mind: Bilbobaggins6969 and Password1.
I could do without hobbits doing oral sex, myself.
vc: foulpish
HEMA douche
One night in bang cock and the world's over.
I get my kicks above the sunshine, waistline.
anusfuck
Pissflaps!!! Pissflaps!!!!!
Bangor? I hardly know her.
Russian DQN, is "винного главка" a real phrase? I saw it in reference to Eldar Ryazanov's dad and googled it. Every result is about the same guy, probably quoting each other. Is there a more common way to say "wine cellar?"
YATTA! YATTA!
Humans in positions of power abuse their power, next generation of powerholders comes to power on a platform of "we won't abuse our power like those last guys!", does it anyway. Two possible solutions, either a return to anarcho-primitivism or simply accept that abuses will happen sometimes. I choose to watch anime.
Big pastrami
寒国の韓国汗国
hyperborean south korean khanate
I wonder what ZZ Top's stance on Israel is
I wonder what ZZ Top's stance on Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure is
uh-PAW-gee software
Kevin Sorbino gets touched by an angel
Jee i onlywbnt dont now wat hapen s in my obama repke iajis geje help lçaejejt i want sleep
Ooooh, bologna!
Where da goose where da goose where da goose at?
A butte of a butt.
Thinking about mammals. There was a genetic mutation at some point that made protein filaments grow out of an animal's body.
Anyone in this thread want to have sex? (Joking)
Augusta wind blew all the papers off my desk.
lotta stuff to do. won't do em though.
I did not need to know that scat films actually existed. Yet, here I am.
dodo's unusual experience
the hidden valley bunker is where the brotherhood of steel keeps their secret salad dressing recipe right
I've finally stopped pooping and started shitting. It's changed my life. Thanks for the advice!
Babies
HAVE A NICE DAY!
I may turn into a slug or a pillow
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a comfortable pillow.
"He has a temper" means basically the opposite of what it would have hundreds of years ago.
There's no reason to be so down on yourself. Why not go down on me instead?
I can't remember the last time I put in my fair share of work in a lab report.
Programming discussion on lainchan is like reading vogon poetry.
You'll never convince me to not pronounce his name "George Tacky."
George Takei On Me
vi
>>489
Any discussion on wercchan is like DQN SHORT NOVEL but without loli.
should I use clang or gcc to compile my little game on osx?
it seems that clang is the default on mac, but libraries I install from homebrew used gcc?
>>496
Libraries you install from homebrew do indeed use gcc so tread with care.
>>496
It should be fine. Apparently gcc on macOS has used LLVM as a backend for a while, so the linker shouldn't even be able to tell the difference.
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/19535422/os-x-10-9-gcc-links-to-clang#19535525
If you're not sure, try it!
just use pcc
lambda carrageenan
Disapparent
Transpear
Is this Japanese gun ASMR?
the prophecy has come true, turns out it was a typo
Lenny Face is the new xD of this decade.
YEPPO! Hahahahehehehehe HEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHE hehehehahaha.
I lock eyes with Satan and whip my dick out for intimidation.
What happens when you have more guinea pigs than fingers?
Nothing
Hey, it'sa me, Mario
gay luigi
lotsa spaghetti!
Folks, be sure to download as many pornography films and h-doujins as you can before the FCC reverses the net neutrality guidelines on Dec. 1. Just in case.
Galko-chan sumo wrestling Super Pochaco.
small, dimly lit brain: I read trap doujins and self insert as the trap
larger, brighter brain: I read trap doujins and self insert as the guy fucking the trap
massive glowing brain: I read onee-shota femdom doujins and self insert as the busty milf pegging the trap
>>514
I already have far more than I could ever watch in my lifetime. But I'm worried about what I'll do if my tastes change... Skinny Asian girls with glasses between 21-25 is an awfully specific niche; what if I grow out of it?
>>517
Then you can meet in parking lots and trade hard drives with others.
Never been so interested in a lawsuit
scene
skids to a perfect stop in a parking space of some apartment block
you notice the driver is driving some RWD stick-shift shitbox from the 80s
he opens the door and you hear
BEAT OF THE RISING SUN BEAT OF THE RISING SUN THE POWER OF THE SUUUUN
here's your pizza, that'll be $19.99 plus tip
Tim Hecker or Alva Noto?
hell-and-tube heat exchanger
>>521 I've only heard one Alva Noto tune but I liked it more than all the Tim Hecker I'd heard.
It's the loveliest part of the year.
The only upside to Net Neutrality being killed is that I don't have to see stupid posts on the Internet anymore.
Fuck this "7 days of black and white photos challenge." It's not a fucking challenge. Putting a black and white filter on your picture is the easiest thing in the world. It's just an excuse for you to take your mundane photos and make them look "artistic." Fuck.
Futanari bratz doll
Thanksgiving Eve is the opposite of Thanksgiving, right? And Thanksgiving is a wholesome, family-oriented holiday, right? So naturally I should spend today alone getting high and jerking off.
Thanksgiving is only like that when you're a kid, once you're an adult it's about binge drinking.
Wish my country had something like thanksgiving to post non-stop about in the weeks before
here the latter half of the year is barren on remarkable holidays, so the shops just think september is an appropriate time to start putting up christmas stuff
>>531
We have Christmas stuff coming up as early as Halloween, sometimes even before, here in the US
the firefox update messed up my fonts but it's fixed now, thanks for reading
speaking of firefox, is there a way to disable the "feature" where clicking the mouse wheel turns on that stupid old-style scrolling?
>>536
Just make sure to always middle click on a link and it will open the link in a new tab rather than start scrolling.
>>536
I think what you're talking about might be configured under about:config "general.autoScroll".
> is there a way to prevent my car from stabbing me through the throat if I make a left turn?
> just make sure to only make right turns
Oh yeah, I translated that.
I just bought a laptop and it cost more than my car.
i mean with a name like shadman you wouldn't expect lighting/shading to be arguably the most objectionable element of his smut
So, is there a way to prevent my car from stabbing me through the throat if I make a left turn?
>>545
I don't know enough about American culture to turn this into a stand-up joke
>>546
What's the deal with cars? They always stab you in the throats when you make a left turn.
The word "individual" ablist and insensitive to people with multiple personalities and headmates
Lads' Night
You think my face is shitty, just wait till you see my ass.
You think my ass is shitty, and you'd be right.
Just got a youtube ad for black friday... from google. You'd think they'd know how to expire ads on their own platform.
Cuckerberg could make anime legal and weed real, I still wouldn't vote for him.
L dies Night
Lies nig
slutty catboys
I wish the name Patches the Hyena didn't make me think of furries
只野猫間 would be a good name for an anime catgirl
>>560
It was something along the lines of "Don't forget, Black Friday is coming up!". And it was a Sunday. And, you may note, Monday and Friday are different days.
5 shit years is nothing in the grand scheme of things.
I can't stand this male attention whore.
attention whore(male)
Gimme my gun, say me waan my gun
I made a thread on /code/ and half of the posts are mine.
I love how the Shii default name looks like she's judging you if you don't have the right fonts.
Looks like we have another attempted suicide via overdosing.
https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/crossdress-masturbation-27-28090891
I know I know, GAY, but scroll down to the comments. This guy leaves google-translated walls of text about eating ass on every single jap crossdresser video. It's DQN quality.
Java is an esoteric language developed by Sun in 1994. According to Java's official site Java is able to "calculate your mortgage interest"
I have become increasingly concerned as of late. It seems that every time I open DQN there's podcast-brain political drones trying to drag even this corpse of a site onto the blaze. If any of you who post these things are reading this, break your keyboard and cancel your web service, but most of all STOP.
I really should be working.
I stand alone against mad computer god with wall-to-wall corrupt cop communist masterrace frankenstein radio controls.
>>579
We, of the brain bank city on the far side of the moon, thank you for all your hard work.
Want to use Chez Scheme now it's no longer proprietary, maybe I'll also use Allegro and make a little game
With all the time that wireless charging will save me, I'll have two or maybe three minutes to spare at the end of my life.
I just like claiming to be a leftist to piss people off.
Afraid that I'm going to pull my foreskin back to reveal an arm of Cthulhu.
I should port CoC to JavaScript.
>>586
Really? It looks like that's one of its main strengths.
I may compare with csfml or sdl or irrlicht before committing anyway, because I'm going to assume I've got to write FFI bindings and I don't want something with a massive API.
>>588
One of its main advertised strengths. The awful things I've heard involve unpredictable failures to deliver on that promise.
45% never felt so far away
>>590
I will grant that I don't have any direct experience with it, but I know a couple of people who do, and their sentiments seem to be generally negative.
I mean, go ahead and give it a try. Maybe your game won't run up against any bugs in Allegro.
>>590,592
Amateur code porter here with quite a few (shitty, amateur, low-effort) ports going back many yonks: I still never know what will break when (e.g.) recompiling a bog-standard cross-platform-library-using program. Hate to say it, but you're best off leaping instead of looking and sometimes risks will not pay off, or not easily. Them's the breaks.
Unsurprisingly, the best written and/or most self-contained code tends to present the fewest problems in this respect. Something like an indie-scale game or even a dynamically recompiling emulator (well, for the same target architecture) tends to be more portable than one might suspect; that part is mostly "code is code" and I'm surprised by how well that tends to work out despite that the internal logic itself may be a buggy piece of shit--it's the same buggy piece of shit, but programmers aren't usually out to write endian-sensitive code for example.
So, something about the interfacing with the hardware (even indirectly) causes the lion's share of fuckiness and undefined behavior when you're porting things naively. That kind of shit is why games typically haven't dealt well with hibernation modes. Heck, black-box fuckery is why Stallman's been on a multi-decade autistic crusade in the first place.
Naturally, I have not touched on GUI code; that tends to be a high-effort / just deal with wrong-looking stuff issue no matter what you do.
The 9front and Cat-v people were right all along, static simple clean code is better and easier than including every library and compiling dynamically.
Almost fell off the bed today, lads.
>>594
The 9front and Cat-v people tricked everyone into thinking that Unix was stable. Or consistent. Or standardized. Suffice it to say, the ethos of said people isn't very strong. If those people had their way, there'd be no such thing as d-trace or ZFS. Ironically, the greatest achievements of Unix are the very amendments to the Unix model that traditionalists resent most deeply.
Sendmail was the best thing about Unix, when is ReactOS going to be stable?
ASS ASS ASS
DO YOU LIKE
MY CAR
An MMORPG focused on competitive questing - there are only so many bear asses to go around, so you have to fight over them. But then doing a few quests gets you access to a dungeon, which you run in groups with anyone else who's unlocked it. Most dungeons are segmented, so you do more quests to get deeper. There's also a property system with co-ownership, renting, and squatter's rights.
I just want a good non-violent Doom wad.
Well excuse me, ummm, ummm, well excuse me
My greatest fear is that my left nut is numb from nerve damage. That or cowboys.
When the going gets tough, turn into a slug or a pillow.
How would cowboys make your left nut numb?
get the knowledge
free your mind
ride your cycle
pico-8 is buggy shit and I'm fed up with it but I've got to finish this game before xmas. shit
> white russians kind of taste like mystery oreos
> turns out mystery oreos are fruity pebble flavor
mfw
I looked at allegro's issue list on github, and whoo boy. Will definitely go with SDL, given you can probably run it on a toaster.
So,
Chez Scheme Version 9.4
Copyright 1984-2016 Cisco Systems, Inc.> (import (sdl))
> (current-platform)
"Linux"KRO GUNK MAX FRESH
Dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
this is quite a conversation stopper (in my head)
What to do with Lisp
I want you to kill me (with lyrics)
A baby was born
Lithp
verification i want a big hrefresh on my ampersand oh i wish i hada a girflriend
Wtf baby moose baby goose
One of the Japanese guys from the main branch got me for secret santa and got me a mona shirt, and I don't think he realises how much I love it
NO SUCH THING AS A BOOGEYMAN
print out a picture of my dick and tape it to the wall at the bathroom of the louvre so i can say that my dick is hanging in the louvre
oh, i thought it was obvious? his plan always has been to sell us microwave power from the moon, then redirect beams at pockets of resistance.
I'm stupid enough to understand the appeal, but also aware that this is a problem.
wow so the us government is making "you can access a secret area of VIP quality if you pay me enough" into a reality
>>633 good thing I hoarded my VIPcoins when they were $10 a pop. Now I can ride the wave!
I miss analog copper telephony.
Ecstatically muttering "jolly... white... fat man..." under your breath while you rub your pussy is not erotic to me.
Pai wants to throttle me?
How about I throttle him
oh, pai
>>636
DIY. ADSL works over wet string and, famously, barbed wire
Who here got the plague? None of you got the plague as good as I do.
>>642
Telecoms HATE Her! Learn How This Mom Used One Weird Trick To Get 1GB Down With A Cosmic Shitload Of Astral Carrier Pigeons
“Consider a spherical dude...”
>>615
DRAGONASSTATTOODRAGONASSTATTOODRAGONASSTATTOODRAGONASSTATTOODRAGONASSTATTOO
in a way, oingo boingo is pretty denpa-kei
consider the way they combine quick, upbeat, almost frantic instrumentals with lyrics that are macabre, darkly humorous or even nonsensical
>>649 I hear ya! I think about this a lot. I love that momobako song as well! The Boingo one was unavailable but I know it well. I find denpa fascinating and exhilarating but I'm hesitant to share tunes with my friends because they always use such pervy artwork... the girls are adorable and I love their outfits but why do they always draw them in such suggestive poses? It's the music I'm interested in.
This came on my ipod yesterday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3iGiiuUIzg and it reminded me of this momo song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTRSarQ48UA but in the sober light of day I don't hear it as much... maybe the innocent lyrics and vocals on the edge of tunefulness? There's better examples but this was my thought yesterday
Also, new Nanahira album incoming! The crossfade sounded great
why does everyone rap in triplets now
This world gets more absurd by the second. I was just barraged by a whitehouse campaign video that felt like a YouTube Poop shitpost from 2007.
I don't know what I'm doing here, where did my life go wrong?
>>656
It's funny you say that. I logged into FB to do some scrubbing and realized very nearly everyone I used to talk with was kinda toxic (okay, well, most of the "effective people" of course stay off the time-gobbling multi-billion-dollar violation of privacy, so it's not like this is a good sampling here). In many respects being a lonely broke NEET is a step up from that, even if there were preferable alternatives.
looks like it's time for me to weigh in on the heavy subject of denpa:
toromi >>>>>> dempagumi.inc > momoi haruko >>> natsu no mamono (do they even count?) = mosaic.wav = koko > momobako/team dmp = kotoko = nanahira = ave;new (idk their vocalist)
I'm a little mad that nanahira gets so much attention when there are better (imo) denpa artists out there, but perhaps I just have terrible taste. Also, RIP Hello★Channel, I'll never forget the denpa and cute drug threads.<3
who am I missing, and why am I wrong: please educate me
Now Is The Only Thing That Is Real
Durrrrrrrrr, can I pass through here.
>>611
Current status: https://i.imgur.com/cc1QqW2.png
Rizna
universe
brb gonna go negotiate with the void
captcha: quirotion
>>662
yeah
the board is gone forever and was never archived to my knowledge, perhaps some DQN has a copy of said threads
>>658 adding random thoughts in no real order, I more or less agree with your assessment
Nanahira is just really prolific, there's definitely better denpa artists but all of them release like 2-3 albums and then are never heard from again while she's usually in something every comiket and usually even every m3. I like her stuff but it gets repetitive after a while.
I like toromi lyrically, it's usually either saccharine to the point of absurdity or couched with double entendres which is classic denpa, but a lot of her songs are just low energy. They need higher BPM or something. For example I like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPXhcrlcQa8 a lot better than the original and all he really did was speed it up. All in all though, the patrician's choice for people who realize denpa isn't just "moe EDM".
ave;new is truly shit tier, luckily they don't seem so active lately.
MMBK is another one that's quite prolific and has a lot of meh releases as well as a lot of good stuff. I like her chiimu work better but Aihara Kaori seems to have vanished off the face of the planet so there hasn't been much of it lately. Koko needs to release more, I really like her voice and style.
Mosaic.wav is great, the soundtrack to gakkou gurashi was really good and fit the atmosphere of the show perfectly. Not much I don't like from them.
I'd add to your list odenpa stajio in the bottom tier, they have some catchy songs but lyrically they pander hard as fuck to the horny lolicon audience and everything is about slippery flat chests or dick jokes.
>>658
I've never thought of Kotoko as a denpa artist, maybe I'm thinking of a different Kotoko though.
I need to stop living on a diet of coffee and cigarettes and bananas
One of my favorite things in comedy is when a character kills themselves mid-conversation to make a point
Woah! The Saten number!
No, I don't agree with your privacy guidelines.
I could be info pee.
tfw when you distinctly remember that domain was a FFXI fansite many years ago but you ran across it again because it is now a JLPT prep site
smoke weed everyday
don't copy that froppy
Browsing gopher holes
my dog just scratched my gerogerigegege record.
time to put the bitch down.
I CAN'T GET NAAAA SATISFACTION ONE TOO TREE FOH
Why should I have a baby? Anything a baby can do, I can do better.
But can you procreate?
youtube recommending me a video by some random "what makes the AE86 so great?"
uh, it isn't? the whole point of initial d was that DAGUMIIII drives a worn out outdated shitbox that was still a worn out outdated shitbox even in 1998 and still wins because tofu plot magic.
hodl 🅱
>>658 The denpa I love, it's usually individual songs I'll listen to over and over rather than particular artists or albums. Nanahira is really prolific but has a few tunes I really adore, though some of her songs seem like plain old j-pop. I'm drawn to the "indieness" of DIY denpa circles but I love dempagumi.inc, they're kind of more mainstream aren't they? Are they? I don't know. When I found out Hyadain wrote some of their songs I was like "ahhh, that makes sense!" I wonder if he wrote my favourite ones? There's a couple of ave;new songs I love but a lot of theirs sound alike.
Does somebody have a link to that anti-copyright website? It had many good arguments in favor of abolishing copyright. I forgot to bookmark it
There is also that episode of Malcolm in the Middle, where Reese mixes blue and yellow to create the color Blellow, shortly before the family discover they have asbestos in the ceiling.
the fuck is the point of fucking swift guards if they crash anyway.
it's a hardware company trying to make a programming language and failing miserably is what
I saw my ex girlfriend posting in the #MeToo campaign. Thing is, when we first started dating, she told me she had been raped by an ex. I later found out this was a lie. I don't mean to say I figured it out by putting anecdotes and evidence together, I mean, she actually confessed that she had told me that just to get my pity.
Maybe she was genuinely sexually harassed since then. Maybe she's still using the same pity story. Who knows. I'm in a boy who cries wolf situation though, and for all I know, she could be telling pity stories about me by now.
don't date women
don't carbon-date women, apparently it's rude
I gave up on chez scheme + sdl once I realized that its compilation facilities don't extend as far as producing standalone binaries. Plus chicken scheme already has a bunch of game-related packages
Day 8888 in T-6:31!
>>710
The last time I considered such a system, it looked like Chicken was the strongest candidate for integrating gamedev and Scheme. Alas, I have so fricken' much left I want to learn about gamedev before I can really commit the time to really explore in that direction (the serious jerbs are largely sepples-centric and I happen to be looking...). Best of luck, DQN.
amuro ray, more like FAGuro gay
I've got 88 rock n roll band stuck in my head this is bad
>>710
Thanks! Good luck with your job hunt too, especially if it's in games!
I wonder how Adolf Hitler wiped his butt... was he a folder or a wadder?
Hitler, being a time traveler, obviously used the three shells.
Wow, someone took the effort to preserve the "big green button" for the ages.
such a magical moment
https://files.catbox.moe/bgz806.png
i vaguely remember this
here we go...
I'm only mentioning the 2018 new year for posterity purpose when I read this thread five years in the future
Yes, I, too, will read through seventeen current thought threads in reverse chronological order, find this post, and remember it by recognizing the secret phrase "Santa's got a brand new bag".
smug spoopi loli mansion
Loli loli loli loli.
I always read the current thought posts in order every time I take a year or so hiatus from textboards
>>728 I could only believe that if I could be certain you've lived for a year or so.
russian a russian aroound
Yeheeeeeheeheeeeeee golden ladiieeeesssss heheheheeeeee
When I touch your skin
I feel like I have to wash my hands
One corean, coming up!
This but momobako singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNV16tz1NK0
What Western music gives you a denpa feeling?
I am DA DQN
Compare koko+nanahira - そろばん?De?ビッグバン
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gIIMKHQDLc
and Arlo Guthrie - Alice's Restaurant Massacree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM
?
It'sa me, Mario.
This has been a very strange couple of days for me.
wow, Russia is scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veFih7cxWSQ
I got into crypto and I can feel my quality of life slowly dripping away.
Anybody want to work for a Fluor or a Parsons?
WLADIMIR PUTIN, WLADIMIR PUTIN
my headphones are broke and now i have to deal with old speakers that sound like an nsa agent is tapping in every other minute
Waldemar Pfutin
It's a hillock, you pillock
i saw insidious and the old lady looks and sounds like the hillary clinton impersonator.
you know, the lady who owns the hillaryclintonimpersonator.com domain.
brain brain go away
I was delightfully surprised that a cute girl sent me a happy birthday message. I think she's into me. Too bad she moved back to the Czech Republic a few months ago.
Damn i Fucking hate being chinese. i wish i was Japanese instead........
Continuing >>710,712
I couldn't get chicken-sdl2 to work on Windows, so I'm going to try porting it to Gambit which has native support
Doesn't love2d work on windows, and reactos.
bloodthirsty_dictator_of_uganda_idi_amin_laughing_on_a_boat.gif
If there's one piece of tech that I'm quite disappointed never took off? "stupid filter".
i cant read chinese nouns ending in 子(旗子, 靴子...) as anything but a girl's name
hate myself and my life but continue living to spite the people and the society that made me this way
if you play battle royale drunk, is it a pubgrawl
>>768
That's the spirit, now fuck off over to the 900 thread and show us what you got
Oh, I'm transgender.
The data economy is a landfill
i hate when my balls shrivel up from the cold and it somehow turns my pubes into tiny little spears that scratch and stab and itch the shit out of my scrotum
>>775-776 Ah, you'd have a happy life if you tick the things you like!
DQziNe
Whatever happened to that kemono fighting game?
Oh. Pity.
I gotta sleeeeep
My life is such a mess it's almost funny.
People with progeria live in dog years
"looks great on Instagram but is kind of off-putting up close, with smaller eyes than you realized and the fat face from a lifestyle of lying around."
this describes not only the average panda but the average asian girl
hidekuni no dassou
Tomorrow you're homeless
Tonight is a blast.
overwhelming homolust
Rabbit season
Shishito peppers shishito peppers!
1 Rabbit. 2 People. 4 Courses.
I hope as time goes on the frequency of suicide by meme increases.
searching for novelty domains is fun
800GET
Simply Eric
do you think I'll have enough time to learn adobe premiere before the crypto bubble bursts?
As someone who has an actual photo with the "soylent grin" out there: It's because this is what an emotionally stunted, fundamentally unhappy person thinks happiness is like.
(hit reply too soon) it bears resemblance to an infant's smile, and therein lies the clue to these people's only hope: self-actualization.
I think the Labo is a cool concept and would loved to have played with it when I was 10.
I would have played with it for about 2 minutes before my little brother would come over and want to play and my mother would say "just let him have a go" and the first thing he does is bash it against the wall, ruining my $70 cardboard box
wait i forget which thread is the real one
Butt ass butt ads butt ads butt ads butt ads but as but as but as but as
My feet are cold, but my body is warm.
Just when I thought I could finally read MIME, RFC 2231 shows up.
I’ll be honest, I hope Pokémon Diamond and Pearl gets the most rushed, horribly done remakes so Sinnohfags can shut up.
Help! A thot is fucking with me!
I just turned into a mysoginist and back literally in overnight and this is the most useless night out ever. I fucking hate this.
there's only one religion out there and it's politics, baby
Is it me you're looking for?
I'm still getting fake spam emails from my dead dad.
Thass one lucky lolcat right there
I'm gonna mustard
Are you that woman? Please give me a call
I met a cute grill but she has BPS, I don't know if I should involve myself further.
So many sequences!
I met a cute bps but he has girl, I don't know if I should involve myself further.
>>830 Wow, I don't know much about phones, that really would have freaked me out!
Was it very urgent?
sustained nuking on my balls
ｂｅｐｉｓ
Star Wars reframed as a lovers' quarrel of intergalactic dimensions.
Huah! Heh! It's me, Tom Jones!
I wish I was prettier and girlier.
twitter dot com/R3D_5T4R/status/956340384849788928
you're famous clonepa!
the comments hurt my head for some reason
captcha: shitchod
ever sneeze so bad you forget what you were about to type?
Desborlang
>>839 Hmmm, comments weren't quite as painful as I was expecting. Not like the notes on DQNQuality posts on tumblr!
>>838
When faceapp was in vogue, I girlified myself and found out I looked really really cute. I stared at that picture for hours.
>>843 from my limited experience, Twitter may be cancer, but it's better than Tumblr about keeping people in their own bubbles instead of nearly the whole damn thing being the bubble. So judging from that person's posts, a lot of people in that particular bubble would probably be amenable to the usual /tg/ and 40K chakras even if they were clueless about chans and anonymous posting.
FWIW, I recently got an account for lurking purposes (I want to take up drawing animu style at a later time, might as well weeb out now). Quickly found that Japanese Twitter is less jimmy-rustling than English Twitter in general. Doujin artists and the Pixiv crowd especially tend to treat it like it's their business--it kind of is. So their handles are decent about staying "on brand", though there are plenty of digressions for posts too funny to ignore, random photos of food/pets, and way the fuck too many im@s and FGO screenshots (okay, perhaps I self-selected for people who already draw waifu bait in the first place).
nya nya nya nya etc
Ok that was way too much
the benefits of the debt
being jealous of the people who can truly get by on 2-3 hrs of sleep
i need 8, and it takes me around an hour to actually descend into the abyss
yeah but this is game programming, the "trust me i'm an engineer" of software development, itself no exemplar
>>850
I'd be cool if I didn't have to sleep ever, imagine all those video games I'd beat
Hurry up night time
im actually a gay retard, get it right faggo
Chaw chaw ugness ugness
Can I truly be happy without meat?
Big ass black girl working at the electronics counter that instead up on and start kneading the tits of while rubbing my cock on her ads.
Studying's for chumps
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-How's your meal, sir, everything ok?
-I HAVE FEASTED ON MANY GREATER
Watching streams of certain writers typing is very frustrating. They seldom get a sentence out without a nasty typo somewhere. This is alien to me. I had to write lots of essay tests in grade school; on one hand, you ran the risk of not covering enough points by not writing enough, and on the other, you ran the risk of going over time and increasing the probability of errors by writing too much. I appreciate that in reality these fellas have no deadline and have to stand behind every word instead of being tested on it, but man, it's annoying.
>>866
Do you mean they make typos and don't notice them? Or they make typos and have to backspace to correct them?
I'm definitely guilty of the latter. I notice the typos immediately, but it leads to a lot of wasted time hitting the backspace key, which is annoying. I've tried multiple times to better train myself with typing tutorials, but it seems at this point the bad habit is too ingrained.
>>867
I think they do notice them; it's hard to ignore red underlines. It's more like, they go back to correct it and get it wrong again. Knowing they're probably not dyslexic, knowing they get it right in the end, and knowing their blog or whatever is making them a pretty penny, it's as shocking to me as hearing a professional musician fumble over the same note.
Now, I'm sure I'm just being an easily rattled assiduous ass here; I don't mean to tread on people's difficulties. As I understand it, professional published writing is full of writers who can't in the least be trusted to not have a copyeditor.
As regards your habits, I for one do whole-word deletions when I typo; I would lose my context if I can't re-read my sentence correctly, but I don't easily lose the idea. I'm sure it's the opposite for many people, who accordingly should plow on through and go back later. That's probably more efficient for the kind of writing where you'd have to re-read everything anyway. However, I'm a shitposting reprobate who has to hit "send" within minutes or die trying.
Holy fuck I love driving this car. I don't even care if it's slow by today's standards.
I make typos when I try to type as fast as I can, but I remember the day I discovered you can alt+cursor keys to jump around text word by word and shift+alt+cursor to select text by the word, allowing you to fix typos much more quickly - I love feeling like a movie hacker!
>>870
Driving is generally fun and nobody can make me believe otherwise
>>867
I often feel myself making a typo because it just doesn't feel right compared to when I usually type the word. Ctrl-shift-left and just starting the whole word again (no need to hit backspace at all) is always faster than trying to backspace to the exact wrong letter and attempting to restart typing mid-word.
>>873
Interesting. For me the backspace key is easier to reach while typing than the left arrow key.
>>866
I make typos pretty much per sentence too, particularly if I'm on a deadline and writing fast. I usually feel when my finger presses the wrong key though, so I know I mistyped something before even glancing at the screen and I'm quick to delete everything.
Nothing worse than switching to a computer with a differently sized keyboard or a keyboard with an offset due to numpad.
Actually, getting stabbed in the eye is worse than changing keyboards.
>>874
It is for me on a full-sized keyboard too, but not so much on a laptop keyboard. I don't exactly know why I go for ctrl-shift-left instead of ctrl-backspace. Could be that you get to see the highlighting telling you what word you're about to delete (also making it easier to locate the cursor if you zoned out while typing), or because so many textareas on shitty windows programs insert ASCII DEL (127) instead of removing text with ctrl-backspace. Either works, but the main time saving method for me is starting the whole word again instead of from wherever the typo is.
>so many textareas on shitty windows programs insert ASCII DEL (127) instead of removing text with ctrl-backspace
Ugh. One of the biggest reasons I avoid using Windows whenever possible is that so many elements of the basic user experience are so hostile and inconsistent, text editing being a prime example. Not that it's perfect in any other system, but at least there's an effort. Even the simplest Mac apps usually use Apple's text box APIs, and that goes a long way toward the system feeling like a unified system and not a writhing tub of spaghetti code.
One disturbing thing about getting older is that my tastes in women aren't getting any older. Just last night I had a dream about a sexy 20 year old. I'm gonna be a creepy old man.
Life goes on, my dudes.
DND setting where halflings are called humans and humans are called twicelings
Is Kim Kardashian Getting SEXIER!?
>>883
Mine are all over the place. The other day I had a dream with a 40 year old woman who works in my office.
Man, it's fucked.
6-7 months till good tomatoes
I recently switched from a UK-layout to American-layout keyboard and found the experience fun, learning to touch-type slightly differently was enjoyable. But part of it was probably that my new keyboard is a huge improvement over previous keyboards I had used. Also, I still use a mac keyboard at work (which is an ungodly cross between the two layouts, at least in this country anyhow).
While I'm posting about keyboards, I find the numpad essential and any keyboard feels stripped of functionality without it, like I'm trying to interface using a game controller or something. It's the only thing making me hesitate about grabbing a POK3R and having all sorts of fun with custom keycaps.
It's probably really obvious but the line "placing fingers through the notches in your spine" is extremely smutty lyricism.
Is Kim Kardashian's Butt Getting Shinier!?
Curtains and I have a strange relationship.
"Commissar, Commissar! The kulaks are revolting!"
"I find you pretty revolting, too, comrade."
FUCK YOU FUCKING NIGGERS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKERS ASSSSSSSSSS
>>893
"Mrs. Tweedy! The chickens are revolting!"
"Finally something we agree on."
What happened to the DQN joke thread? I can't find it in the thread list by ctrl+f'ing "joke", did it get moved to the archive?
An elderly Jewish man is lying in bed. He is dying. He calls out to his family:
"Moshe, my son, are you there?"
"I'm here, you meshugge old man" Moshe says, trying to hide his grief with a joke.
"You're a good lad, Moshe, you'll do fine" says the old Jew.
"And my beautiful daughter Sarah, are you there?"
"Oh, father!" wails Sarah in response.
"And my darling wife, you are here too? The whole family is here at my bedside, then?"
"We are all here, my husband."
"Then why..."
The old Jew coughs and struggles to sit up.
"...is the kitchen light on?"
>>898 not that one, there was a "post your favorite joke" thread a while back
I uninstalled yy like a year ago after installing it to play video games with some Chinese netfriends (for anyone who doesn't know it's basically Chinese discord). But I still get random notices and shit from it and it's basically impossible to google anything about this program in English.
DO NOT GO FULL SPEED ON A BIKE IF YOU HAVENT RODE ONE IN A LONG WHILE
soipucci
getting in shape and making all the weeaboo powerbottom anime soypussies wet is much better motivation than extending my shitty tenure on this shitty planet by a few more years tbh
imagine being the same retarded NEET weeaboo floorshitter you are RIGHT NOW except you're fit and muscular as fuck, all the cute boys who use ':3' as punctuation would be lining up around the fucking block for the chance to suck your dick and bask in your patrician taste in anime
I WANT TO BE WARM
FUCK YOU
it is the nineties and there is time for...
KLAX
time is right
https://my.mixtape.moe/codrlr.png
i feel like there's an extremely small subset of people who would see and appreciate this joke so i'll spread it here
trigger warning: shota, homosex
>>910
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
>>910
"Hm? This bit's a little springier.
"What was it called? Pro-state... gland?" [incorrect pronunciation based on the kanji]
"The book said it feels good if you stimulate it..."
>>904
That’s actually me, yes. I just want a friend (girl), instead I’m drowning in boypussy and I hate it.
[TIMESTAMP] WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT [FUTURE GENERATIONS] (421)■ ▲ ▼
1993
1993 ½
I <3 Hindemith
HIGH DURABILITY
All characters depicted are 18 or older, even if otherwise specified.
I can almost read moon at an adequate clip now, but listening remains very difficult and it seems likely I will always speak it like a megaweeb tard (fair enough lol).
Time to remove kebab (from the skewers and onto a plate)
>>922
Congratulations! How have you been studying? I'm at the point where I can struggle through most texts with the help of a dictionary but I feel like I don't retain much with that method.
>>924 17 years on and off, including 4 years of high school classes (so more time was spent on conversation than in, say, a college elective sequence, but the material didn't get as advanced). Someone who gets past that level and then really applies themselves (especially with modern learning materials) most likely would get to my level in a fraction of the time. My interests were and are too divided for it to have gone any other way; and I took a bit of a break for the past 5 years while I finished off my long overdue degree and then got stuck on an interminable job hunt... but that'd make a long story longer.
I did translations of nerd shit for a while up to that point, but it was frustrating because I was not building appreciable speed nor learning the language beyond the materials I was translating. Aside from the problem of being buried contextlessly in a dictionary, you end up spending lots of time on the task trying to come up with the phrasing you want in the target language if you really want to do it faithfully, which I did (so with that in mind, my words-per-day pace was surprisingly comparable to a professional despite my lower level of understanding).
There are a lot of differing opinions out there about how to acquire Japanese reading skills. None of them aside from "read a shitload of stuff you're interested in, re-read if you didn't understand, and remember it" really sounds right to me (I've heard it said that Frederick Douglass would circle words he didn't know and get back to them later). Naturally, the kanji present a significant obstacle; people make some ado about how the most common ones make up >90% of usage, but downplay that the rarer ones tend to be distinctive words that comprise the important parts of text: someone's name, a scientific or philosophical phenomenon, exactly what and how someone did something to someone else, etc. Like, you're not going to find an interesting story consisting mostly of "Where is the airport?" "This weekend will be cold and rainy" conversational fluff.
I recently started using Anki to shore up some grammatical vocab. Most people use it for studying kanji, but I've got like 1300 down reasonably solid (reading-wise) from just knowing a few thousand words by sight, so I'm putting that off for now. I expect to be capable of passing JLPT N1 someday, but I wouldn't feel that good at it even then.
reach out and grab his penis
You just lost the game 😏
>>925
Thank you for the detailed information, it's very helpful!
やっぱり頑張るしかないか…
やはり自殺を遂げるしかないな…
Nobody understands exactly what each HTTP code means in order to use it in a standarized way. Absolutely no one. It's a joke.
Dingiculpus
pushes glasses up nose ACKSHEWALLY
organizing japanese music is a huge pain in the ass
let's see, did that album i just downladed get listed under 'c' for 'chie'? no, is it under 'f' for 'fukami'? hmm, still no, maybe it's under '深'? no wait it was under '譁�蟄怜喧縺�' because the fucking chink who uploaded it mojibake'd everything
>>935 Do you use iTunes? You can set an invisible "Sort Artist" different from the "Artist" field, so for instance it'll show 桃箱 but the Sort Artist is "momo". So can just type momo with the window open and it'll go straight to it. Or, sometimes if I have an anime OP single by one unique artist, the ED single by another, then all the character songs with the CVs listed for the Artist, I'll sort them all as the anime name to keep them all together.
My name's Dan and I love Haruhi-chan, that's why my friends call me SOS Dan. Please take care of me!
I romanize artist names and autistically re-title songs for that exact reason. It is a pain in the ass and probably not worth it, but I do it anyway.
Is there a script to turn kanji and katakana into romaji automagically? I use beets to organize my library and I presume you can extend it through a plugin to add the sort artist tag automatically, which is not a bad idea at all.
Kana should be fine and there seem to be plenty of scripts for that online (you could even probably copy/paste the table from wikipedia into a python script and add some commas to make your own), but I couldn't quickly find any for kanji so you'd have to call out to google translate or something and give a confirmation prompt for each translation, because they will all be wrong. Maybe there's a kanji->kana script designed for learners that you can use in 2-step translation
>>939,940
Unfortunately kanji->kana conversion is non-trivial so you need a "morphological analyzer" such as Mecab, Kakasi, or Stakk, and none of them are perfect. It doesn't help that song titles are likely to have kanji with weird readings. What all this really means, >>939, is that you should just stick with today's special.
Fugcie fugcie fugcie
I AM A POTTED PLANT
My throat is so itchy. I want to stick a wire brush down my esophagus and scrape up and down.
I 本語に変換する artist names and 自閉症ぽい re-title songs for that 絶対 reason. It is a めんどくさい and probably 無意味な, but I do it anyway.
watashi no namae is john and I kirai every single one of anata
I just wanna play talisman forever
pokey more like poke me
my soldiers need canned food and artillery, my ally is the number one producer of both of those things in the world but for some reason they're selling it all to the chinese
what do chinese clerks even need artillery for fuck just give me some so we can finish this war and get some land
So you wanna die? Commit suicide. Dial 1-800-CYANIDE line.
If the anatomy is good, it's probably traced.
Wilde weide more like wild weed
>>951
Thanks! Believable message of endorsement! I called this number and got dead right away! Just like I always wanted! You runied my life!!! A++++ would recommened
Bing bing Wahoo yippie
Search Query: Is Droopy a Looney Tune
It's a-me, Dio!
Driving drunk is legal now guys.
Epictetus would be a good pseudonym for a bakunyuu artist.
I came here to laugh at you and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum.
i am single handedly responsible for making the youtube recommendation algorithms associate oingo boingo with goreshit and pigmhall
it was all me
i'm not sorry
There are at least 3 kinds of fat in this dish
>>963 We did that together, but I think those are personalised anyway.
Do vegans eat beef
Two professors talking about lab while peeling at the urinals.
>>968
Well, how can they have any pudding if they don't eat their meat?
The smell of unwashed dick
I like wearing face masks, especially if I have to take public transport. It keeps my throat from getting dry, it keeps bad smells out, and it makes me feel insulated and separate from everyone else.
>>963,965
I miss the old youtube recommendation algorithm that would recommend obscure, thematically unrelated videos. It was a great way to discover strange videos and you could spend a lot of time going down the rabbit hole.
Now the recommendation algorithm is too refined and personalized. There's a lot less variety in the recommendations and they all tend to fit inside a categorical bubble of (actually related videos+your "interests"). The only "surprises" that show up in the recommendations now are shitty videos specifically designed to rank high on the recommendation algorithm using various tricks.
꧁꧂
Chicken pieces
Earl and the Flat Scrugg Boys
98 quintillion alarm chili
ANCAP is when we lock Libertarians in cars and use them as crash test dummies
I am drunk and I came to DQN for the first time in about a year to steal potential song title ideas.
>>974
I have to admit I discovered some good city pop albums thanks to the new algorithm.
damn smh fam your whippin and naynaying be lookin like you dabbin lmao
electric coffee
Listening to the Smiths makes me wish I was single and desperately longing for love.
5 minutes in grandpa time is 15 minutes in real time
Our family had a "dad time" which was usually a couple of hours behind our timezone
this one time my grandparents were visiting and we were going out for the day, everyone was just getting in cars and he shouted out of the front door "I'm just going to have a quick bath"
going to name my gosh with a hard G and my dog Boner
that's if I ever get either
Th-thanks, /k/ side of tumblr.
turn on you coward, I know you did it before
Jupiter, the big planet.
The MGTOW philosophy would be interesting if not for the misogyny. It's possible to respect and value women but still want nothing to do with them.
> update linkedin
> suggests author of megatokyo
... you send one email once so long ago about something that didn't matter such that no reasonable person would remember it, and it thinks you're besties or something
Do we let the cute girls thread take over until it finishes, or do we start #26 now and keep running dual threads (triple if you count the countdown thread)?
yeah sure
