[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#29] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9080 13:55

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/

fat thread edition

151 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 19:34

the diet of worms but like literally eating annelids

152 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 20:43

>>151
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helminthic_therapy

153 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 20:49

>>149
Hahahahahahahahahaha 💩😂😂😂

154 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 21:46

I'm full of hair.

155 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 22:00

I was rooting for Croatia, but I set my bet against Croatia and won.

156 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 22:03

skipping class due to anxiety

157 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 22:06

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„y „x„p „‡„€„|„€„{„€„ƒ„„

158 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 22:32

We're all so delicate.

159 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 02:42

I just got a date using a dating website wow this shit works

160 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 10:43

Open your heart.

161 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 14:44

You: dynamic weak typing
Me, an intellectual: strong static typing

162 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 14:53

Please don't ever talk to me again.

163 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 15:41

>>161
No, please leave my house Apple and Google!

164 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 16:00

sorry but I still think of something completely different when you say "thai cave boys"

165 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 16:50

>>164
Get out, Elon.

166 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 17:30

And then the ping pong ball went right into her mouth.

167 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 17:40

>>165
sus

168 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 17:49

gluten-free bread tastes terrible

169 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 18:00

>>161
Yes; https://existentialtype.wordpress.com/2011/03/19/dynamic-languages-are-static-languages/
Also strong/weak typing is generally ill-defined as a dichotomy

170 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 19:49

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171 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 19:49

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172 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 19:49

CE BOAT

173 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 20:08

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174 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 20:37

Y

175 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 20:39

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176 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 20:39

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177 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 20:39

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178 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 20:39

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179 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 20:40

GIT YOU SIPS ON NIGGA

180 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 22:14

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181 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 22:24

fuck off with your reddit-tier spam

182 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 22:34

>>181
Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.

183 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9087 23:01

What the fuck, why is it midnight again?

184 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 00:12

fuck off with your reddit-tier spam

185 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 04:12

facebook is great for letting me find out the shitty political views of the people I went to high school with and barely know nowadays

186 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 05:26

we have done irreversible damage to our environment and we're completely fucked

187 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 08:24

I'm alt-right

188 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 09:18

just weary to my bone

189 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 12:59

facebook is great for letting me find out which highschool classmate is working on a "popsicles but with alcohol" startup

190 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 15:08

Pathetic.

191 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 15:21

glolis but with alcoholh startup

192 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 15:38

to be honest, i would open my own ice cream but with alcohol place, except that already exists where I live and it's actually very good, I go like twice a month.

193 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 16:21

It turns out that some people still reply to the Cincinnati Zoo Twitter account's tweets with jokes about a certain gorilla, though it happens less often now.

194 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 17:47

the cincinnati zoo is pretty shitty, the columbus zoo is much nicer

regardless, i recommend not visiting either, unless you are already stuck in ohio, because that means having to come to ohio

195 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 18:09

new touhou game with sumirenko! BRING BACK MIMA

196 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 18:13

I won't be defeated
by the blazing sun
because I am a cactus

-(߁[ί), sept. 7927, 1993(translated from the Japanese by (߁[ί), on sept. 9088, 1993)

197 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 18:15

There are too many creepy people on this site.
Example: >>191

198 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 18:18

( ί -ί) a cold hand
( ί ƒŽί) wrapped in cotton
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) I love mittens!

-(*߁[ί), sept. 7926, 1993

199 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 18:24

There are too many disgusting not-lolicons on this site
Example: >>197

200 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 19:19

Totally forgot this place was still running.
Glad I found it again but I feel bad for abandoning it, like a Dad that went to get smokes but never returned until his kid was grown up..

201 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 19:37

It's normal to be depressed and anxious when you live in a depressing and anxiety-inducing environment. The problem is the environment itself, not the individual. SSRIs and benzos donft fix your country's culture, healthcare, poverty, etc.

I think this is a huge failure of modern psychiatry (the inability to look at larger-scale issues instead of the individual person).

202 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 20:03

>>197
don't worry the fbi will handle it

203 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 20:04

Gearing myself up for the moment my mother asks my permission to write about me in her (completed) memoir.

204 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 20:07

don't trust people who say "my mother" instead of "my mom"

what's even worse is when they just say "mother" without the "my"

205 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 20:09

I use "mother" because I expect to get shit from an American for spelling "mom" wrong.

206 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 20:33

>>205
Then don't spell it wrong

207 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 20:48

You're grammer is bad. Ppl like u are a diamond dozen.

208 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 20:48

I want to be soft.

209 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 20:49

>>208
Change your name to Mike Rowe.

210 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 21:02

>>206
You got me there

211 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 21:10

Once upon a time, I once a noisy eater

212 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 21:10

>>211
Wait I fucked up

213 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 21:59

I missed you >>200!

214 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 22:22

I belong underground.

215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 22:31

>>214

>1993-09-9088 22:22
>88 22:22

nice repeating digits, homie

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 23:00

why does every single female "comedian" think being an obnoxious sloppy drunken slut is the FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 23:02

>>216
example?

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 23:17

>>187
no need
to worry 'bout me

219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 00:11

Over the sun shota to issho.

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 00:22

I still don't know whether to call it 2ch or 5ch.

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 01:25

I guess Smoke deGrasse Tyson has never heard of ecofascism/deep ecology, probably never even read anything by Pentii Linkola or Ted Kaczynski either:
https://i.imgur.com/3aGRBfD.png
what a pleb

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 02:36

Microsoft Sam: soiboy

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 02:41

>>217
sarah silverman
kelsey cook
lisa lampanelli
the black chick from the new ghostbusters
the fat blonde one who was in some romcom with john cena
etc

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 02:55

Under the loli, loli to loli.

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 09:56

It's always the same.

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 12:35

cocaine boogers

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 14:59

I can touch myself.

228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 15:04

sleep apnea sucks ass

I am like 99% sure I have it but I can't afford to go to a doctor

229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 15:12

Faster than your daddy's car

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 15:16

Why, of course I'd like to meet hot singles in my area

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 16:11

Fuck local lolis for money, shoot three XBOXes to find out how!

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 16:12

hot doubles in your area

check 'em

timestamp dubs

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 16:12

ah fuck I was off by a minute

oh well, check my dubs now anyway

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 17:10

Is Epic Fail Guy alive today?

235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 17:15

>>234
no

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 17:38

>>234
he failed to stay relevant

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 17:43

>>236
epic fail, my guy

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 20:10

I'm a slut for existentialism.

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 20:20

Nuke Israel

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 20:39

To me "mom" is vocative, it's basically her name. "Mother" is more like a title. I use "mom" when I'm talking directly to mom and "mother" if I'm talking about her somewhere else, or about the concept of a female parent in general.

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 20:49

>>238
metaphysics is for pseudointellectual navel-gazers who don't do anything useful in the real world

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 20:50

Like imagine if you were introducing the Prime Minister to a group of people and you just said "hey everyone this is Theresa" and then sat down.

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 20:51

>>213
Son!?

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 20:51

>>239
both far right and far left people are anti-israel these days so I don't even know what your political beliefs are based on that post

people who are milder (neocons, centrists, statist democrats) are pro-israel

left-wing anti-israel rhetoric: free palestine, muh open borders
right-wing anti-israel rhetoeric: everything is a jewish conspiracy

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 21:40

>>244
Okay. Suck my balls.

246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 22:19

I have ruined everything.

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 22:33

Loli the loli, loli loli loli.

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 23:19

You know what else is stupid? Everything you like!

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9090 03:36

I might be getting a cool new job thanks to meeting someone at a party tonight wew lad

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9090 04:33

I'm proud of you son

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