[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#29]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#29] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9080 13:55 [No]

fat thread edition

51 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9080 23:36 [No]

and i still maintain that we need such reminders now more than ever

52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9080 23:37 [No]

Ughh wine wine wine wine all we ever talk about at this wine-tasting club is WINE! Don't you alcoholic losers have anything better to do than talk about wine? Why don't you care about the political climate in Iceland right now? Newsflash you drunken reprobates: politics MATTER and if you don't want to spend time here at the wine club talking about what's going down in Iceland right now you're part of the problem! Have some empathy!

53 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9081 00:20 [No]

>>49
I love making little "unf" sounds.

54 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9081 01:17 [No]

ALL I WANNA DO IS HAVE SOME FUN

I GOT DA FEELIN

I'm NOT THE ONLY ONE

55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9081 06:31 [No]

Is he gone?

56 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9081 09:59 [No]

>>49 only when i have something in my ass, and then it's kinda involuntary

57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9081 10:00 [No]

captcha: buttine

58 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9081 15:42 [No]

Who knew all it took was some good ol' talk about gentle self-caressing to fix this thread.

59 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9081 16:23 [No]

buncha lefty pencilneck faggots

60 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9081 16:48 [No]

Eternal suffering.

61 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9081 17:04 [No]

hang out with all the boys learn science technology

62 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9081 18:06 [No]

>>53
Like... techno beatboxing? To help you fap?

63 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9081 19:03 [No]

reminds me of the time my grandmother called me on the phone in shock and said
"omg, did you know the village people are gay???"
and i'm just left here wondering how it's possible for a 75 year old woman to be so simultaneously savvy and out of touch

also my captcha is "quore", autocomplete says i've had "quoreness" as a captcha before. what is a quore? is quoreness the platonic ideal of quoredom?

64 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9081 20:51 [No]

The spider rejected my dead fly offering...

65 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9082 00:31 [No]

Am I gay

66 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9082 00:51 [No]

>>65
this song will answer your question around the 2:05 mark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeG3SEltM5M

67 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9082 04:38 [No]

Kim Dong-un

68 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9082 08:34 [No]

69 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9082 08:35 [No]

70 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9082 08:50 [No]

Linel Hamten

71 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9082 15:22 [No]

Oh no, I'm stupid.

72 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9082 17:19 [No]

>>71
democrats love you

73 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9082 19:06 [No]

I sure want instagram followers for my nonexistent account

74 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9082 22:47 [No]

I love you Natalie

75 Name: natalie : 1993-09-9083 01:37 [No]

fuck off andrew how did you get my new number? i told you to stop calling, don't make me get the police involved AGAIN

76 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 02:35 [No]

What's a guy gotta do to get a job around here?

77 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 04:45 [No]

when I was younger I cared way too much about useless shit

78 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 04:59 [No]

What is the comfiest right-wing state in America?

79 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 06:42 [No]

2b's twobies

captcha: nier

80 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 08:13 [No]

ACAB stands for Assigned Cop At Birth

81 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 10:13 [No]

squeak squeak

82 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 10:32 [No]

Hi my name is squeeks and you were all a mistake
Every single last one of you

83 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 11:50 [No]

good morning weathercuck

84 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 11:54 [No]

You fuckin' bet. It rained last night, I'll let that fresh hunk of weather fuck my lawn all green and lush again no question.

85 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 12:15 [No]

>>82 You're not Squeeks, Squeeks wears a poop hat, where's your poop hat?

86 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 12:24 [No]

Okay don't answer the question in the question thread then, lord it over the rest of us that you read books,

87 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 13:16 [No]

>>86 I wasted time reading a shit book instead of dealing with more pressing matters, was that not a suitable answer?

88 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 17:24 [No]

I enjoy hearing about the spread and evolution of net slang across language barriers. For example I remember a Spanish-speaking friend telling me the story of how crossdressers came to be called "little rags" on Spanish-language imageboards. They took the word "trapo", literally meaning "cloth" and punning on the English netslang "trap". That was seen as too 'masculine' so the diminutive -ito was added, ending in "trapito".

89 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 18:02 [No]

i don't knowhow to do any of those things and i have an iq of 85 but please give me a job

i am not bilignual, in fact i barely speak english

please

90 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 18:22 [No]

Big ups yeongrak! https://djmag.com/content/premiere-yeongrak-definitfinitfinitely-xoxe’ nuff respect

91 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 18:53 [No]

>>90
I love yeongrak :3

92 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 21:22 [No]

>>87
You invoked nihilism to say you don't believe in procrastination

93 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 22:58 [No]

>>92 I've never invoked a single thing in my life...

94 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 23:14 [No]

function invocation

for (int age = 20; age <= 85; age++) {
    feelDepressed();
}
dieOfOldAge();

95 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 23:17 [No]

>>85
Every DQN knows it’s not a hat. The rest of the head and body are vestigial.

96 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9083 23:23 [No]

I have clinical depression and it's uncureable and it is normal to live with that

97 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9084 00:41 [No]

This is the bastard internet.

98 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9084 01:01 [No]

my new "unlimited data" plan is slow as shit

what good is it if everything takes forever to laod

99 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9084 03:00 [No]

capitalism is gross
consumerism is disgusting
modern western life is the death of culture and purpose

I feel so uncomfortable with the way the world is
it's not supposed to be like this
I refuse to accept this way of life

100 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9084 03:02 [No]

aids and cancer

islam is the answer

101 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9084 03:08 [No]

>>100
islam is anti-degeneracy, which is pretty cool

102 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9084 03:33 [No]

What I would give to pound Cooking Mama in the vag

103 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9084 10:12 [No]

Regretsuko

104 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9084 17:01 [No]

I have ceased.

105 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9084 17:04 [No]

I have been to that supermarket at all hours of the day and night, and that meat counter guy is always working there. Every time. His mouth is always hanging slightly ajar as he works, as though he's deep in thought. Deep in thought about meat.

106 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9084 17:11 [No]

I can't blame him, I also often become lost in thought while daydreaming about meat

uho~

107 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9084 17:40 [No]

>>101
are you the guy who complained about gays being degenerate in the previous thread? what do you think of this islamic custom? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-south-asia-11217772

108 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9084 19:53 [No]

>>107
absolutely haram

and liberals want more people like this in our countries? yeesh

109 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 01:00 [No]

Beware from my chaos...
...I'm an anarchist.

110 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 01:01 [No]

Anime Kimbo Slice

111 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 01:45 [No]

you, a dumbass: "hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr"
me, a refined patrician: "the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race"

112 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 02:29 [No]

>>111
Are you mocking me, buddy? Why? You actually like the hellscape we call modern life?

113 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 02:33 [No]

>>112
you, a literal brainless sea sponge who typed this post by rolling across the keyboard of a T-61 thinkpad that someone dropped in the ocean: hitler did nothing wrong

me, who is not any of those things: kaczynski did nothing wrong

114 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 02:37 [No]

modern life ain't that bad

115 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 02:39 [No]

>>113
linkola > ted
>>114
"my life is fine, therefore it's fine for everyone else too"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmP0_6oUd2Q

116 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 02:39 [No]

youuu're so vain
you probably think this post is about you
don't you
don't you

117 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 02:40 [No]

whatever happened to, you know

118 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 03:08 [No]

>>115
i bet you're one of those philistines who prefers doug

or, god forbid, rugrats

119 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 03:23 [No]

>>116
the /dqn/ equivalent to subtweeting
wew

120 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 03:29 [No]

...stood up and held up a denarius.
"whose likeness and inscription is this?"
The arrogant Pharisee smirked quite jewishly and smugly replied "Caesar's, you stupid Christian"
"Correct. Therefore, render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's."
When the Pharisees heard it, they were visibly shaken, and went away.

121 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 03:32 [No]

>>120

>visibly shaken

literally shaking

122 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 04:13 [No]

An alternate dimension where gay marriage and straight marriage are legal, but gay-straight marriages are banned

123 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 04:27 [No]

jesus cursing the fig tree, except at the end a voiceover goes: "you're not you when you're hungry, grab a snickers."

124 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 04:50 [No]

it's all so tiresome

125 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 10:54 [No]

hibike euphonium's wonder emporium

126 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 16:39 [No]

>>123
imagine thinking ads are funny to the point of parroting them elsewhere

127 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 16:41 [No]

I kind of want some coleslaw...

128 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 17:12 [No]

living life in peace

129 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 17:24 [No]

>>126 Sit down, cantankerous git...

130 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 17:58 [No]

>>129
corporate cuck mad at being called out for falling for marketing that hard

131 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 18:13 [No]

Oh boy, here we go again.

132 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 18:14 [No]

>>131
here we go again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgxRLHmu2HA

133 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 19:15 [No]

>>126,130
imagine thinking I wasn't paid to post this 🤔
who's the cuck now, cuck

134 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 19:38 [No]

>>133
no one would pay you to post on a site with like 4 users

135 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 20:01 [No]

>>134 psh i just have to show them screenshots of posts i've made mentioning the port of dandong and they pay me 5 RMB per image

living life on easy street boy, what's your excuse?

136 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 20:51 [No]

>>135
you wish, 鬼佬

137 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 20:52 [No]

老外 go home

138 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 22:43 [No]

Sports are fine. The galaxybrain take is that it's basically just gamified exercise and anything that gets people up off their asses in this modern world is a good thing. It's just that sports reporters and sports journalism are dumb as fuck. I especially like when they interview a player after a game and they ask some dumb question like "What do you attribute your success in today's game to"? And the player has to give some retarded answer that makes them sound like a retard because literally what else is there to say? "Yeah I think I was successful today cause I went out there and swung the bat really hard, and also made contact with the ball". And you can see they want to continue on to say like "Duh? What kind of answer were you even expecting? I literally just walked in off the diamond, at least let me catch my breath before you ask me stupid shit so you can show it on TV later and make me look like a meathead".

139 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9085 22:46 [No]

"What were you thinking while you were making that catch?"
"Well I was thinking 'gee, gotta make this catch' I guess".

captcha: doy

140 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 00:25 [No]

Feeling the power cosmic.
In my pants

141 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 01:50 [No]

>>138
Playing sports: good
Using spectator sports as an excuse to hang out with your friends (such as at a baseball game or sports bar): also good
Using sports as an ice breaker (did you see the game last night?): also acceptable
Sitting on your ass watching sorts by yourself, or memorizing obscure sports trivia that doesn't matter at all: bad

142 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 02:45 [No]

>>141 I kind of feel like, as a male in America, it's almost a social obligation to be interested in and have basic knowledge of at least one sport. Which is fine tbh, it serves a useful social function and also gets people interested in exercise. It's probably easier in some other places where it's just soccer soccer soccer all the time, though.

143 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 07:28 [No]

In Glasgow it's just soccer soccer sectarianism

144 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 10:46 [No]

My zucchini is flying away from me.

145 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 11:41 [No]

>>143 oh hey, it's like that in Belfast too
captcha: vi :wq

146 Name: ed : 1993-09-9086 13:31 [No]

>>145
Get your shit ass colons out of here kid.

147 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 16:04 [No]

>>134
but you may be entitled to financial compensation if you or a loved one were diagnosed with mesothelioma

148 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 16:07 [No]

>>138
sports tv is usually really bad, but sports gonzo journalism and sports historians are top-tier reading, no joke

149 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 16:50 [No]

r/milliondollarextreme is the only good subreddit

150 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9086 18:27 [No]

>>143
whereas the rest of the world has hungry hungry hippos

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