[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#29]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#29] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9080 13:55 [No]

fat thread edition

203 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 20:04 [No]

Gearing myself up for the moment my mother asks my permission to write about me in her (completed) memoir.

204 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 20:07 [No]

don't trust people who say "my mother" instead of "my mom"

what's even worse is when they just say "mother" without the "my"

205 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 20:09 [No]

I use "mother" because I expect to get shit from an American for spelling "mom" wrong.

206 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 20:33 [No]

>>205
Then don't spell it wrong

207 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 20:48 [No]

You're grammer is bad. Ppl like u are a diamond dozen.

208 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 20:48 [No]

I want to be soft.

209 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 20:49 [No]

>>208
Change your name to Mike Rowe.

210 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 21:02 [No]

>>206
You got me there

211 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 21:10 [No]

Once upon a time, I once a noisy eater

212 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 21:10 [No]

>>211
Wait I fucked up

213 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 21:59 [No]

I missed you >>200!

214 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 22:22 [No]

I belong underground.

215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 22:31 [No]

>>214

>1993-09-9088 22:22
>88 22:22

nice repeating digits, homie

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 23:00 [No]

why does every single female "comedian" think being an obnoxious sloppy drunken slut is the FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 23:02 [No]

>>216
example?

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9088 23:17 [No]

>>187
no need
to worry 'bout me

219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 00:11 [No]

Over the sun shota to issho.

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 00:22 [No]

I still don't know whether to call it 2ch or 5ch.

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 01:25 [No]

I guess Smoke deGrasse Tyson has never heard of ecofascism/deep ecology, probably never even read anything by Pentii Linkola or Ted Kaczynski either:
https://i.imgur.com/3aGRBfD.png
what a pleb

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 02:36 [No]

Microsoft Sam: soiboy

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 02:41 [No]

>>217
sarah silverman
kelsey cook
lisa lampanelli
the black chick from the new ghostbusters
the fat blonde one who was in some romcom with john cena
etc

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 02:55 [No]

Under the loli, loli to loli.

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 09:56 [No]

It's always the same.

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 12:35 [No]

cocaine boogers

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 14:59 [No]

I can touch myself.

228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 15:04 [No]

sleep apnea sucks ass

I am like 99% sure I have it but I can't afford to go to a doctor

229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 15:12 [No]

Faster than your daddy's car

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 15:16 [No]

Why, of course I'd like to meet hot singles in my area

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 16:11 [No]

Fuck local lolis for money, shoot three XBOXes to find out how!

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 16:12 [No]

hot doubles in your area

check 'em

timestamp dubs

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 16:12 [No]

ah fuck I was off by a minute

oh well, check my dubs now anyway

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 17:10 [No]

Is Epic Fail Guy alive today?

235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 17:15 [No]

>>234
no

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 17:38 [No]

>>234
he failed to stay relevant

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 17:43 [No]

>>236
epic fail, my guy

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 20:10 [No]

I'm a slut for existentialism.

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 20:20 [No]

Nuke Israel

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 20:39 [No]

To me "mom" is vocative, it's basically her name. "Mother" is more like a title. I use "mom" when I'm talking directly to mom and "mother" if I'm talking about her somewhere else, or about the concept of a female parent in general.

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 20:49 [No]

>>238
metaphysics is for pseudointellectual navel-gazers who don't do anything useful in the real world

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 20:50 [No]

Like imagine if you were introducing the Prime Minister to a group of people and you just said "hey everyone this is Theresa" and then sat down.

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 20:51 [No]

>>213
Son!?

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 20:51 [No]

>>239
both far right and far left people are anti-israel these days so I don't even know what your political beliefs are based on that post

people who are milder (neocons, centrists, statist democrats) are pro-israel

left-wing anti-israel rhetoric: free palestine, muh open borders
right-wing anti-israel rhetoeric: everything is a jewish conspiracy

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 21:40 [No]

>>244
Okay. Suck my balls.

246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 22:19 [No]

I have ruined everything.

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 22:33 [No]

Loli the loli, loli loli loli.

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9089 23:19 [No]

You know what else is stupid? Everything you like!

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9090 03:36 [No]

I might be getting a cool new job thanks to meeting someone at a party tonight wew lad

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9090 04:33 [No]

I'm proud of you son

251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9090 05:41 [No]

>>250
You can't fool me, my dad doesn't know how to use a computer.

252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9090 06:05 [No]

I'm proud of you son

Sent from my iPhone

253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9090 06:42 [No]

America has no future.

254 Name: I'm proud of you son : 1993-09-9090 10:02 [No]

ok computer. Send the message to my son please

255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9090 10:49 [No]

I'm proud of you son oh god how did I get here I am not good with computer

256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9090 12:23 [No]

>>238 If you're ever curious to read Aristotle's Metaphysics, don't bother, waste of time.

>>241 Nothing wrong with looking at your belly-button or not doing anything useful (´∀`)y-~~

257 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9090 13:58 [No]

I am adrift.

258 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9090 15:19 [No]

I’m proud of you loli.

259 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9090 20:03 [No]

Despair.

260 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9090 21:33 [No]

Banjo solo

261 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9090 22:31 [No]

Oh, girldick isn't in my spellcheck dictionary.

262 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 00:23 [No]

It's funny how leftists are calling people "bootlicker" now, considering that they're in favor of pro-statist shit like gun control, higher taxation, etc. So they're insulting people for seemingly being okay with authority (i.e. not hating cops just because they're cops?), yet they themselves are very much ok with authority. Just as long as it's their brand of authority. And you can also tell when a liberal gets all their news from the same mainstream media sources, since they all use the same buzzwords, like toxic masculinity, white fragility, white privilege, bootlicker, etc. They pretend that they're intellectuals who have come to their own political conclusions, but is it really a coincidence that their views line up with mainstream media outlets exactly? And they just so happen to use the same new-age terminology?

Or, more likely, they are just succumbing to propaganda. But they'd never admit that.

263 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 02:58 [No]

>>262

>considering that they're in favor of pro-statist shit like gun control

lmao not on leftypol they are not

have you tried not being a bootlicker?

264 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 04:21 [No]

>>263
well at least we can agree that guns are important for protecting against tyranny

265 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 04:22 [No]

Before gun control:
Law-abiding citizens have guns
Criminals have guns
Police have guns
Military has guns

After gun control:
Law-abiding citizens don't have guns
Criminals have guns
Police have guns
Military has guns

266 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 04:33 [No]

imagine if furries were given the same treatment trannies have now

they'd get surgery to add hair all over their bodies

and we'd be forced by media elites to accept them, or else we'd be fired and shamed for being bigots

tolerance of degeneracy is not a good thing

267 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 05:00 [No]

I'm fucking hammered

268 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 06:04 [No]

>>265
actually in some countries police don't have guns
maybe even the majority

269 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 06:17 [No]

>>268
Only four or five countries have police officers that don't regularly carry guns. And even then they still have access to guns when they need them.

270 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 07:04 [No]

I love myself and I want to live, because it's summer

271 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 07:34 [No]

>since they all use the same buzzwords, like toxic masculinity, white fragility, white privilege, bootlicker, etc.

I didn't know these terms were used outside tumblr. I still really don't care what "leftists" are doing or what any other demographic's opinion on them is, but I think it's a mistake to make assumptions about people's background just because they use similar terminology in certain places.

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 07:43 [No]

Gun control debates always make me laugh... the whole concept seems ridiculous but I can only think "hmm, that country's fucked up, that they even need to have this debate chortle" Posts like >>265 are absurd to me but I'm so removed from the setting, I guess that's really a problem in your country? Lol

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 07:49 [No]

Is the intent of "gun control" really to take guns away from people? I thought it was just to make sensible restrictions on how to get a gun, to make it harder for nutjobs to just pick up an assault rifle and go on a spree?

274 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 07:53 [No]

>>273
America already has "sensible restrictions." Mass shootings are a non-issue

275 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 08:00 [No]

yeah, dying in a mass shooting is the least of your worries when you've got the hamburger McPolice shooting people 30 times in the back in self defense

276 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 08:05 [No]

>>272
You probably live in a safe area. That's why you think guns are unnecessary. Guess what? I live in a very violent area. Guns are important.

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 08:07 [No]

GET ON THE GROUND NOW
ON YOUR BACK
NOW CRABWALK TOWARDS ME WHILE KEEPING YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
blam blam blam
I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR RESISTING ARREST!

Bystanders begin clapping and chanting "this is the price of freedom!" Those who aren't yet completely confined to mobility scooters set down their diet cokes, stand, and remove their hats to salute our brave first responders. An eagle named "State's Rights" descends from a sunbeam betwixt parted clouds and sheds a tear on the spent shell casings. All is well in America.

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 08:08 [No]

>>271

>I didn't know these terms were used outside tumblr.

They definitely are. I wish I had your life instead of mine, where I didn't have to deal with people who unironically say shit like that on a regular basis. I live in an ultra-liberal area. SJWs really do exist. Maybe not where you live. But you presumably living in some tiny town with only rednecks doesn't invalidate my experiences of having to deal with SJWs who say shit like that.

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 08:12 [No]

It sounds like your problem is less THE LIBRULS and more that you live in the fucking Bronx? Maybe stop being poor and you won't have to live in the projects with all the niggers and gang bangers, lol.

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 08:47 [No]

>>279
NYC has a lower crime rate than where I live.

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 08:53 [No]

>>279
I don't appreciate this classism.

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 09:02 [No]

>>278

>But you presumably living in some tiny town with only rednecks doesn't invalidate my experiences of having to deal with SJWs who say shit like that.

Remember what we've said before about making presumptions and assumptions on an anonymous text board. I never even attempted to invalidate your experiences, chill out dude!

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 09:11 [No]

>>281 appreciate deez nuts, fag
whips it out

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 09:12 [No]

>>276 Pretty much what was said, yup. Still lol

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 09:12 [No]

I wrote a long post but then macOS closed all my programs and restarted to install an OS update. I'm so glad I have a Mac! Not.

286 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 09:13 [No]

I guess I should clarify I was almost done writing the post and lost it all because of the update.

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 10:38 [No]

Large number of weirdly Ameri-centric posts recently. Can we not?

>>285
Don't worry, Windows does that too. Funny how they have the most money but are the only major OSes still unable to do system updates without restarting.

288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 11:18 [No]

>>285 I'm sure you can turn off the automatic update/restart. I've used Macs for 20 years, but it's only since Yosemite that I've had anything to complain about.

289 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 11:32 [No]

>>280 So that narrows it down to either Aleppo, Mogadishu, or St. Louis. Not sure which is worse, you poor thing. Have you ever thought about heading down to the German embassy and applying for asylum?

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 12:31 [No]

>>289
Highly doubt there are only 3 places in the world safer to live than NYC

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 12:37 [No]

>>290 that's because there's lots of them, sweetie. You presumably living in Chiraq surrounded by hordes of rapacious human orcs doesn't invalidate my experience of living in flyoverland and being able to go outside after dark without being shot and stabbed.

292 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 13:30 [No]

>>291
Can you just read these again? >>280,289

293 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 13:32 [No]

>>292
Wait, that was me. Never mind.
I could say the same thing after reading it correctly though:
Highly doubt there are only 3 places in the world less safe to live than NYC

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 13:37 [No]

This is unbearable.

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 13:40 [No]

Right?
I'm hungry.

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 16:28 [No]

Thin-king.

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 18:32 [No]

"W-why are people trying to have discussions that make me uncomfortable? I'm sheltered and I want to remain sheltered instead of acknowledging a lot of the issues in the world!"

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 18:36 [No]

Discussions? Where?

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 18:46 [No]

>>297 What are you even talking about

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 19:02 [No]

>>299
it's the textboard equivalent to a subtweet

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 20:13 [No]

What the heck's a subtweet?

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9091 20:31 [No]

>>301
It's 2018 and you don't even know basics of social media? Come on.

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