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227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 14:59

I can touch myself.

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 15:04

sleep apnea sucks ass

I am like 99% sure I have it but I can't afford to go to a doctor

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 15:12

Faster than your daddy's car

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 15:16

Why, of course I'd like to meet hot singles in my area

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 16:11

Fuck local lolis for money, shoot three XBOXes to find out how!

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 16:12

hot doubles in your area

check 'em

timestamp dubs

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 16:12

ah fuck I was off by a minute

oh well, check my dubs now anyway

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 17:10

Is Epic Fail Guy alive today?

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 17:15

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 17:38

>>234
he failed to stay relevant

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 17:43

>>236
epic fail, my guy

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 20:10

I'm a slut for existentialism.

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 20:20

Nuke Israel

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 20:39

To me "mom" is vocative, it's basically her name. "Mother" is more like a title. I use "mom" when I'm talking directly to mom and "mother" if I'm talking about her somewhere else, or about the concept of a female parent in general.

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 20:49

>>238
metaphysics is for pseudointellectual navel-gazers who don't do anything useful in the real world

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 20:50

Like imagine if you were introducing the Prime Minister to a group of people and you just said "hey everyone this is Theresa" and then sat down.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 20:51

>>213
Son!?

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 20:51

>>239
both far right and far left people are anti-israel these days so I don't even know what your political beliefs are based on that post

people who are milder (neocons, centrists, statist democrats) are pro-israel

left-wing anti-israel rhetoric: free palestine, muh open borders
right-wing anti-israel rhetoeric: everything is a jewish conspiracy

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 21:40

>>244
Okay. Suck my balls.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 22:19

I have ruined everything.

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 22:33

Loli the loli, loli loli loli.

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9089 23:19

You know what else is stupid? Everything you like!

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 03:36

I might be getting a cool new job thanks to meeting someone at a party tonight wew lad

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 04:33

I'm proud of you son

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 05:41

>>250
You can't fool me, my dad doesn't know how to use a computer.

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 06:05

I'm proud of you son

Sent from my iPhone

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 06:42

America has no future.

254 Name: I'm proud of you son : 1993-09-9090 10:02

ok computer. Send the message to my son please

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 10:49

I'm proud of you son oh god how did I get here I am not good with computer

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 12:23

>>238 If you're ever curious to read Aristotle's Metaphysics, don't bother, waste of time.

>>241 Nothing wrong with looking at your belly-button or not doing anything useful (LÍ`)y-~~

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 13:58

I am adrift.

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 15:19

Ifm proud of you loli.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 20:03

Despair.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 21:33

Banjo solo

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9090 22:31

Oh, girldick isn't in my spellcheck dictionary.

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 00:23

It's funny how leftists are calling people "bootlicker" now, considering that they're in favor of pro-statist shit like gun control, higher taxation, etc. So they're insulting people for seemingly being okay with authority (i.e. not hating cops just because they're cops?), yet they themselves are very much ok with authority. Just as long as it's their brand of authority. And you can also tell when a liberal gets all their news from the same mainstream media sources, since they all use the same buzzwords, like toxic masculinity, white fragility, white privilege, bootlicker, etc. They pretend that they're intellectuals who have come to their own political conclusions, but is it really a coincidence that their views line up with mainstream media outlets exactly? And they just so happen to use the same new-age terminology?

Or, more likely, they are just succumbing to propaganda. But they'd never admit that.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 02:58

>>262

>considering that they're in favor of pro-statist shit like gun control

lmao not on leftypol they are not

have you tried not being a bootlicker?

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 04:21

>>263
well at least we can agree that guns are important for protecting against tyranny

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 04:22

Before gun control:
Law-abiding citizens have guns
Criminals have guns
Police have guns
Military has guns

After gun control:
Law-abiding citizens don't have guns
Criminals have guns
Police have guns
Military has guns

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 04:33

imagine if furries were given the same treatment trannies have now

they'd get surgery to add hair all over their bodies

and we'd be forced by media elites to accept them, or else we'd be fired and shamed for being bigots

tolerance of degeneracy is not a good thing

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 05:00

I'm fucking hammered

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 06:04

>>265
actually in some countries police don't have guns
maybe even the majority

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 06:17

>>268
Only four or five countries have police officers that don't regularly carry guns. And even then they still have access to guns when they need them.

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 07:04

I love myself and I want to live, because it's summer

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 07:34

>since they all use the same buzzwords, like toxic masculinity, white fragility, white privilege, bootlicker, etc.

I didn't know these terms were used outside tumblr. I still really don't care what "leftists" are doing or what any other demographic's opinion on them is, but I think it's a mistake to make assumptions about people's background just because they use similar terminology in certain places.

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 07:43

Gun control debates always make me laugh... the whole concept seems ridiculous but I can only think "hmm, that country's fucked up, that they even need to have this debate chortle" Posts like >>265 are absurd to me but I'm so removed from the setting, I guess that's really a problem in your country? Lol

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 07:49

Is the intent of "gun control" really to take guns away from people? I thought it was just to make sensible restrictions on how to get a gun, to make it harder for nutjobs to just pick up an assault rifle and go on a spree?

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 07:53

>>273
America already has "sensible restrictions." Mass shootings are a non-issue

275 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 08:00

yeah, dying in a mass shooting is the least of your worries when you've got the hamburger McPolice shooting people 30 times in the back in self defense

276 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 08:05

>>272
You probably live in a safe area. That's why you think guns are unnecessary. Guess what? I live in a very violent area. Guns are important.

277 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 08:07

GET ON THE GROUND NOW
ON YOUR BACK
NOW CRABWALK TOWARDS ME WHILE KEEPING YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
blam blam blam
I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR RESISTING ARREST!

Bystanders begin clapping and chanting "this is the price of freedom!" Those who aren't yet completely confined to mobility scooters set down their diet cokes, stand, and remove their hats to salute our brave first responders. An eagle named "State's Rights" descends from a sunbeam betwixt parted clouds and sheds a tear on the spent shell casings. All is well in America.

278 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 08:08

>>271

>I didn't know these terms were used outside tumblr.

They definitely are. I wish I had your life instead of mine, where I didn't have to deal with people who unironically say shit like that on a regular basis. I live in an ultra-liberal area. SJWs really do exist. Maybe not where you live. But you presumably living in some tiny town with only rednecks doesn't invalidate my experiences of having to deal with SJWs who say shit like that.

279 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 08:12

It sounds like your problem is less THE LIBRULS and more that you live in the fucking Bronx? Maybe stop being poor and you won't have to live in the projects with all the niggers and gang bangers, lol.

280 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 08:47

>>279
NYC has a lower crime rate than where I live.

281 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 08:53

>>279
I don't appreciate this classism.

282 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 09:02

>>278

>But you presumably living in some tiny town with only rednecks doesn't invalidate my experiences of having to deal with SJWs who say shit like that.

Remember what we've said before about making presumptions and assumptions on an anonymous text board. I never even attempted to invalidate your experiences, chill out dude!

283 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 09:11

>>281 appreciate deez nuts, fag
whips it out

284 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 09:12

>>276 Pretty much what was said, yup. Still lol

285 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 09:12

I wrote a long post but then macOS closed all my programs and restarted to install an OS update. I'm so glad I have a Mac! Not.

286 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 09:13

I guess I should clarify I was almost done writing the post and lost it all because of the update.

287 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 10:38

Large number of weirdly Ameri-centric posts recently. Can we not?

>>285
Don't worry, Windows does that too. Funny how they have the most money but are the only major OSes still unable to do system updates without restarting.

288 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 11:18

>>285 I'm sure you can turn off the automatic update/restart. I've used Macs for 20 years, but it's only since Yosemite that I've had anything to complain about.

289 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 11:32

>>280 So that narrows it down to either Aleppo, Mogadishu, or St. Louis. Not sure which is worse, you poor thing. Have you ever thought about heading down to the German embassy and applying for asylum?

290 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 12:31

>>289
Highly doubt there are only 3 places in the world safer to live than NYC

291 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 12:37

>>290 that's because there's lots of them, sweetie. You presumably living in Chiraq surrounded by hordes of rapacious human orcs doesn't invalidate my experience of living in flyoverland and being able to go outside after dark without being shot and stabbed.

292 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 13:30

>>291
Can you just read these again? >>280,289

293 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 13:32

>>292
Wait, that was me. Never mind.
I could say the same thing after reading it correctly though:
Highly doubt there are only 3 places in the world less safe to live than NYC

294 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 13:37

This is unbearable.

295 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 13:40

Right?
I'm hungry.

296 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 16:28

Thin-king.

297 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 18:32

"W-why are people trying to have discussions that make me uncomfortable? I'm sheltered and I want to remain sheltered instead of acknowledging a lot of the issues in the world!"

298 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 18:36

Discussions? Where?

299 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 18:46

>>297 What are you even talking about

300 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 19:02

>>299
it's the textboard equivalent to a subtweet

301 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 20:13

What the heck's a subtweet?

302 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 20:31

>>301
It's 2018 and you don't even know basics of social media? Come on.

303 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 20:32

LGBT = Leftists Generally Bully Traditionalists

304 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 20:39

I hope you find happiness

305 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 20:42

>>304
I'm happy. Are you?

306 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 20:47

>>305
Not until you are.

307 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 21:17

rape my fist

308 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 21:34

>>306
Then that means we're both happy!

309 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 21:49

I'm drinking AGAIN

310 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 21:55

>>302

>2018

What? Itfs 1993, and this is the social media and I donft see a fucking subtweet button anywhere.

311 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 22:02

>>310
haha nice meme my dude

312 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 22:05

i love the meme

313 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 22:08

smoke memes erryday

314 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 22:10

meme my ass dude

315 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 22:15

Seriously?

316 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 22:20

>>315
Absolutely.

317 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9091 23:31

4 realz yo

318 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9092 00:26

Instagram is disingenuous braggadocio bullshit. I know depressed people who post nothing but happy things on it. They're pretending to be happier and more successful than they really are. Maybe it convinces people who don't know them well in real life, but you can't fool me. I know them well enough to see through this facade.

319 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9092 00:28

She works at Starbucks, but she's gone to all these different countries? The numbers don't add up. Either she's lying, or her parents are paying for her travels.

320 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9092 00:48

Nowadays, lots of people use tech on a very cursory level. But there are very few people who are genuinely tech-savvy.

Someone might use Facebook and a phone and a computer, but they don't know about rooting Android, they don't know about malware, don't know about Linux, NoScript, VPNs, CVEs, data structures and algorithms, why it's important to update, alternative ROMS, kali, wireshark, shodan, Tor, RESTful APIs, MEAN stack development, shell scripts, etc etc. But because they are able to press the power button and do simple tasks, they think they're tech-savvy. Never used an IDE in their life. Couldn't write a fizzbuzz if their life depended on it. But they still call themselves nerds and say they're into tech. Why? The other day a guy was complaining about ads on his phone, so I told him to install Firefox and uBlock Origin. He told me he wouldn't do that because he didn't want to install "cleaner apps" on his phone. He thinks Firefox is junkware, comparable to fake antivirus. I was trying to help him with a phone issue he was describing, yet he rejected my proposed solution.

Then you have the people who've done simple shit like assembling a computer. They think putting a graphics card into a PCIe 16x slot is somehow equivalent to having a computer science degree. As if putting standardized components together is the height of tech-savviness. I've also noticed that, among people who do this, when they tell me about it, they talk down to me, because their initial assumption is that nobody else knows how to do this. Why? Dunning-Kruger?

321 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9092 00:55

Then there are the tribalist retards. Some nerds see my MacBook and automatically assume that I don't use anything else. Yeah, go ahead and tell me how you saved so much money building a desktop. Apparently it's impossible for someone to build their own desktop and use a MacBook too! Wow! Congratulations! You know me and my tech usage better than I do! Fucking retards. Oh yeah, and tell me I've never used Windows either, even though I use VMs, Parallels, multi-booting, etc. You, as the "PC Master Race" sperglords, know about Windows more than I do. It's not like I write software for Windows or anything. Nope. Not at all. What's GitHub? I don't know. It's not like I have a lot of open source projects for multiple platforms or anything.

That being said, technology sucks. One of these days, I just want to throw out all of my tech and move to some tiny town in the middle of nowhere and become a farmer or some shit and go to church and have a traditional family. Technology is soulless garbage and programming sucks the life out of me. I hate the kinds of morally-vacuous bugmen who get into tech. I hate gamer types who think games are the only reason to use computers. I hate the security dilettantes who think knowing about cross-site scripting makes them fucking experts on hacking. I hate how smug people get when they learn how to do simple shit. I hate how tech is being used for surveillance and automation to make people's lives worse, with unemployment, the death of privacy, and other bullshit too.

Do you think tech is good? I think it's making society worse in a lot of ways.

322 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9092 01:08

>>318
Instagram is actually the only social media I can stand, since I can just mindlessly look at interesting pictures without having to read all the drama, bullshit, and politics that inundates other networks. Probably only works that way if you have chill friends though.

323 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9092 01:37

>>320,321
You know what's even more annoying? Being one of those people who mostly uses tech on a cursory level to play video games and shit, but also being "the tech guy" in my family that everyone comes to with dumb questions because I know how to snap legos together and installed ubuntu once. People bring me all their stupid devices and expect me to know exactly what it is and how to fix it like I'm a fucking tech-priest or something.

>because they are able to press the power button and do simple tasks, they think they're tech-savvy.

There are people out there who can't even do that. Pushing the power button and reading the text a box on the screen and following the instructions in the text is some kind of fucking ancient voodoo to them and people who are able to do it are sorcerers of utmost power and esteem. Sometimes it's hard to remember that it's not you that's particularly smart, it's just the people around you that are dumb.

324 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9092 01:54

It's not entirely their fault though. College recruiters and whatnot get people into STEM and computer fields by making it sound like you're gonna be the fucking science officer of the USS Enterprise pushing the limits of technology and boldly going where no man has etc etc. What conceal from you is that those jobs do exist, but you're much more likely to end up as an dead-eyed code monkey making fart apps for iOS or snapping legos together for some HVAC company in Shattuck, Oklahoma.

325 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9092 02:02

Also I don't think it's exactly limited to computers. These days, if you know how to change your own oil you're an expert car mechanic. Know how to make a roux and you're a 4 star chef. The days of the renaissance man, the person who has at least a cursory understanding of the way the things around him work, are long over. Now are the days of infantilized bugmen who make a service call to the cable company to have them come out and power cycle their modem.

326 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9092 03:33

Stupid techno dweebs

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