Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
fat thread edition
[sensual wah-filtered bass version of a familiar advertising jingle plays]
"I'm rubbin' it"
Hangover at the office hell yeah
Actually no it sucks ass.
The light inside me has gone out.
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WHEN I WAS
in a gangstas paradise
open up ya open up ya open up ya open up ya open up ya open up ya open up ya THROAT.
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
great now my car is gonna smell like stanky fried chicken till the end of time because SOMEONE thought rules aren't for him, DAD
hello you STINKY FRIED CHICKEN
I turned myself into a demon Kaz
I'm Punished Snake
are traps gay?
"Prizewell City Slicker?" Are they trying to channel Tomino's naming conventions or something?
Ifd get tired of the news too if it never shut up about Trump every day.
>>792 I mean, they're not straight. If you're sexually attracted to an XY male with a penis you're at least bi. I guess I just don't get all the weird mental gymnastics people are going through lately to try to pretend otherwise, if you wanna be bi just do it. No one is gonna chemically castrate you under anti-sodomy laws or whatever anymore, it's 2018.
You can implement lexical scope in a dynamically-scoped language, but not the other way around.
Thus, much like the relationship between static and dynamic typing, one is undeniably technically superior.
But what languages are statically typed and dynamically scoped?
captcha: redith, Mike Tyson's key/value data store
>>799
You can emulate dynamic scope using controlled-access global variables in a lexically-scoped language.
Besides, that argument is just silly: you can't straightforwardly implement COMEFROM statements in most high-level languages, but that obviously does not mean a language with COMEFROM is automatically superior. (Note however that I am not an opponent to dynamic scope.)
why did I fall for this
> But what languages are statically typed and dynamically scoped?
You can use type declarations/annotations everywhere in Common Lisp to pretend it's statically-typed and it has so-called special variables which are dynamically-scoped.
captcha: the great quuth a.k.a the man of Thteele
360 dynamic noscope
also lisp weenies seem to obsess over programming languages so much that they never really program anything of worth
obsessed with syntax and language design to the point of not being able to move on and solve higher-level issues, which is the whole point of programming
computing isn't about CPUs and scoping, it's about being able to talk to people on the other side of the planet, make robots water your plants, draw a picture, and so on
>>800
Keyword is "emulate", there.
And I didn't mean just extra features, I mean something more all-encompassing: static typing is a strict superset of dynamic typing; dynamic scope is a strict superset of lexical scope.
And yeah, CL gets a special shout-out, as always.
captcha: howrc, some kind of config file
>>801
Don't you dare hijack a normal programming conversation with /prog/ autism
>>800,802
You know what, maybe you're right. I've been doing lexical-in-dynamic scope with gensym and renaming, but that's not too different to dynamic-in-lexical scope with parameters. I'll have to think more on it, or maybe it's not that important. Either way I was too hasty in my assertion.
>>803
I actually made an anti-/prog/ post
/prog/ loves lisp and arguing over programming stuff, I said that they're missing the point of programming if they obsess over that
if you have an app, no one cares about the code underneath
what's more important is the idea, usability, price, UX, etc.
>>805
I don't care, this isn't /prog/, you don't need to remind me it exists by mimicking a /prog/lodyte.
If I want to talk about the specifics of programming, I will, and I won't appreciate someone telling me not to talk about programming and instead to talk about business, marketing, "product" etc.
I might be building a house, but conversations about real estate won't help me decide which screws to use.
captcha: shownen: shows for boys
damn these captchae are on a roll
>>806
What kinds of things have you made with programming? Have you made anything useful, or do you just endlessly play around with language concepts? Serious question. Go ahead and insult me some more, but I am asking real questions here.
>>807
Don't start meta-arguments.
I have a full-time job writing software. That's all I have to tell you. Thanks for derailing another otherwise-normal programming conversation.
i love you, mister anonymous guy from two and a half years ago
>>808
What kind of software?
Asking questions isn't a meta-argument. People don't agree on everything and that's perfectly ok.
I come from a different world of software. Web developers, apps, and other more modern stuff. These kinds of developers often aren't familiar with concepts like pointers or other lower-level things. Usually just use interpreted languages, with a couple exceptions. Lots of JS and lots of reliance of built-ins, libraries, and frameworks, instead of doing lots of things from scratch.
The people in my software development circles are often self-taught and only know higher-level languages. They might not know how to manually implement sorting algorithms, which is the kind of thing you might learn in computer science academia, but they know the idea of sorting and can just use a .sort() method. They might have never installed Linux, but their AWS instances run Linux. They don't know how to set up iptables, but they do understand the importance of firewalls and security, even if they don't know the specifics. Rather than being puritanical about language and design (and old school CS stuff in general), they just follow modern trends and make presentable products, perhaps without really having a great understanding of everything. Even so, these are the kinds of people who make the apps and websites you use every single day.
People having different backgrounds doesn't make someone a troll or an agitator, it just means they don't share your exact life experiences.
If you tweet into the abyss, the abyss might tweet back. -Freddy Nietzsche
old software happening to new people
What is your favorite social media platform?
>>811
If your only life experience is being a retard who canft write actual code and makes javascript for a living you should just end your life experience now.
captcha: pone
>>771
Donft forget redundant, technically wrong, full of misunderstandings of the base concept, and ruled by politics instead of actual codewriting ability.
Sisyphus is an apt way to refer to sysfs, so much of Linux is undocumented bullshit made for people with commit access to lock in their side projects like udev and now cgroups for systemd, itfs a miracle kdbus finally got canned when it did. Not to mention that many of AMD and Intelfs blogs are wrong or inadequate but dare you not try and replace them since they give money to the foundation.
GNUfs contribution can be summed up in a sentence: GNU awk has a command line flag that does the same thing as the awk substr function, but on a longer timescale.
>the cheap shitty clones of already existing tools are shitty, what alternative is there
If only there were other UNIX derivatives that werenft so terrible, but what kind of Solaris person would openbsd FreeBSD come up with such a plan9 thing? If only there were some MINIX HP-UX IRIX hero who would systemv save us from this.
Not understanding things now a point of pride among the kind of retards who use gframeworksh to make shitty websites that take up 3gb of memory to do text communication. This is what is called gdisruptionh and it is what happens when antiintelectualism takes over.
>>820
Ah yes, it was /pol/ that invented the term baby boomer. It's totally not a name for a generation of old people. Old people who use Fortran, COBOL, and Lisp, like the people on this site. Yes, I should go ``back'' to a site I don't even go to. Cool.
>>821
I hate to break it to you, but people in the real world use Linux, not your dinosaur/special snowflake shit.
>people in the real world use Linux
what fucking planet is this
>>825
I don't mean Linux on a personal computer. I mean if you're a web developer, your servers are gonna be running Linux, not some autistic bullshit like Minix like someone else mentioned.
Obviously macOS is the default OS for a computer if you're a developer. Linux on a laptop is a truly terrible experience.
how come the i9 9900k only has 8 cores instead of 9
How well do you personally accept compliments?
Is it paranoid or reasonable to think that, if someone says something nice about you, that they're either lying or making fun of you?
Niggers.
break break break break break break break break break break break break break break break break
dudes i'ts almost 10000 september wtf do we do thren
after 9999 it'll roll over to september 0000 like those old analog gas pumps
>>836
"I see," said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Should've guessed the "stop talking about programming because it isn't important" guy was iOS-chan
Every post is made by iOS-chan. No exceptions.
pull your dick skin back for stqan@odd@lncd
>>842 You've never felt the pleasure of pulling your foreskin forward and clamping it shut when you piss so that it fills like a water ballon...
>>846
The difference between Alex Jones and run-of-the-mill media pundits who you've never heard of before (because they're not interesting) is that Alex Jones understands memes and viral marketing.
You think his regular political genuine beliefs are unique? hell no. It's just that he dresses them up with silliness.
It's the frogs and gay chemicals meme tier shit that makes anyone even pay attention to AJ in the first place.
You think he's dumb. I think he's a successful self-promoter.
You should be rising A LOT faster
>>847 My point was more like, he starts by saying something vaguely agreeable and then derails it at maximum speed into 360 noscope off the rails crazyville. If anything I just find him entertaining.
captcha: rome
"BRAVO HITS '95" would be an excellent name for my vaporwave project.
>>846
You are now the funk soul brother of http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/960
It's time to go.
Those aren't mutually exclusive.
He's undoubtedly good at self-promotion and selling (just about literal) snake oil, but it sounds like 25 years of conning people has erased the line between his on and off show persona and beliefs. Sure, he plays it up sometimes still, but it sounds like he believes most of what he says in essence now too.
I am going to disrupt the tech industry, and by disruption I mean flash in the pan, and by flash in the pan I mean VC welfare.
>>852 Actually I think that post was me having the exact same thought around 600 days ago. I was reminded of it again recently what with all the controversy.
>>858
wow I just re-read my post and realized I used the word 'plenty' way too often
my bad
obscure touhous no one cares about are literally-hus
I did the thing.
It's all a matter of perspective. My real life friends, who don't post much online, tell me I'm antisocial and quiet. Meanwhile, I talk to tons of people online. Am I really antisocial if I talk to more people than they do?
I wonder how you make cool sound effects, like in this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udEAEARD-Fo
>>858
My degree involved at least one administration class, one UX class and two software engineering classes, so there, I became an absolute office drone.
Why are there so many computer people on text boards? Not judging it as good or bad, just saying.
check this out:
https://pӏu.com/
you might be surprised
hmmm, actually you probably won't be surprised, because the font here gives it away lol
but not all fonts do, so in some cases, unicode can lead to situations where some domains look the same even though they're different
just not on sites with fonts that make certain characters look different
>>865 The art of sound design and foley is fascinating! Sometimes you use creative sound synthesis using programming and software, sometimes you use your imagination to record real objects. The trick is to think outside the box to make sounds more impactful or satisfying or gruesome for the effect you're trying to achieve. For example, snapping bundles of celery or slapping steaks together or bags of walnuts for bone-crunching combat sounds, or pouring bowls of soggy cornflakes for vomit sounds. The raptors in Jurassic Park used geese sounds. You can play with the pitch and tempo and various effects to create otherworldly yet organic sounds.
In your video, you could maybe make those mech sounds with like power drills, or balloon whippets for the hydraulic sounds.
I once got good anti-aircraft gun sound effects from pushing a big wooden table across a wooden floor so that it juddered with a big hard booming sound. Another time, for a sort of card game, ripping duct tape off a wall gives a much more satisfying sound for opening a booster pack than if I was to just to record the sound of me opening a real one.
So feminists won't actually kill us, much as they hate us, but they're happy to harvest taxes from us.
So apparently the anti-sodium craze was wrong. I feel betrayed. It used to be that when I oversalted my food I'd think to myself "it tastes better AND I'm shaving off a few days of dementia and/or cancer treatment". Now I'm going to have to cut back.
So nanoka.
>>873
If you've been keeping up with the news lately, there's actually been a lot of violent rhetoric from leftists.
From the "Unite The Right 2" rally, which was actually just antifa rioting and breaking things on their own, with no one else there:
>"It takes bullets to bash fash."
Remember: according to antifa, anyone who isn't antifa is "fash," so they are inciting violence against anyone who isn't a left-wing extremist.
And let's not forget the blue checkmarks on Twitter saying shit like "punch a nazi" when they define nazi as anyone who isn't as lefist as they are.
This will backfire for leftists, as it pushes more and more people to the right, as the left is kind of imploding in on itself and there are liberals who are attacking other liberals for not being as liberal as they are.
I used to be a liberal. Not anymore. You will find that there are many people like me. Blue wave my ass.
You might think I'm making up the part about being a former liberal, but in high school I was forced to be a part of an anti-gun petition thing and I had to write about gay rights and stuff too. I also used to call myself a feminist, which was a cringe-worthy phase in my life. But that was all due to indoctrination, back when I didn't think for myself. Now, I've been pushed too far by other liberals to the point that I want nothing to do with liberalism anymore and I'm voting for Trump in 2020.
I wasn't gonna bring up politics, because most of you get mad when I do, but someone else posted about it. Don't get mad at me when I'm not the one bringing it up. If you post about politics here, I will probably respond. But don't blame it on me. If you don't want to see political responses, don't make political posts. It's really that simple.