[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Shark tits][#32] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 04:41

Previously:
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#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
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156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 01:18

>>155 the idea is

if you're actually getting a tax refund, it's because you set withholding too high, meaning you paid the government too much in taxes. that's why they give you the refund in the first place. but you're technically giving the government an interest free loan in the interim between tax seasons. but if you ask the average person working some garbage retail job to support two kids whether they'd rather have an extra $20 a week or if they'd rather have a $2000 lump sum once a year, guess which one they'll pick? like most "financial advice" it sounds good in theory but ignores the reality of the actual people who could use the advice the most.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 01:56

>>156
okay, that makes some logical sense, let's do the math

if the government paid us interest on excess tax withholdings, it would probably have to be at a competitive rate with banks' business lines of credit or they'd just borrow from them instead - I'll use Bank of America which offers 7%

for a hypothetical $2000 return we're paying about $38.47 in excess withholdings a week, now plug that all into something like https://www.savingscalculator.org/weekly/

result: the gubmint is robbing us to the tune of $73 a year

now $73 isn't nothing particularly if you're poor, but is it worth getting butthurt to the tune of boycotting your entire return over? you decide. meanwhile I'll just donate plasma a few times or work a little overtime to earn at least that much cash and counteract my losses

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 02:18

>>157
yeah, basically. now divide that interest by 52 to figure out how it applies to your workweek. the average person living hand-to-mouth wouldn't really be helped out by an extra ~$40 a week as they would a sudden single payment of $2000. $40 a week means they might eat a bit better or have some extra gas, $2000 all at once means they can pay down debts, put a down payment on a car, move to a better apartment, or just blow it all on liquor and frivolous bullshit (admittedly not an uncommon use of refund money). a McJob worker would pretty much always be better served by just taking the refund, someone with a decent wage would be better off setting withholdings as low as possible.

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 05:22

>>156
$20 ~ 52 weeks = $1040 a year, the $2000 would literally be the better deal in the first place, gg no re

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9295 13:14

>>159 we hadn't done the math yet at that point, that was just ballparking

vc: naw

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 12:11

I'm fucking cute.

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 14:27

>>161 prove it you cute piece of shit

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 16:59

>>120
It was indeed called sparrowOS, and before that it was called LoseThos, which was also terry's twitter handle, why do I even know this shit?

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 17:22

RIP Terry and thank you to all the good people who donated to mental health and homeless charities in his name after his passing.

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 18:23

>>163
his was a unique existence

i think the reason for my confusion is i probably just skipped over it when it was sparrow (I was probably searching about how 64-bit OSes that weren't Unix or Windows were getting along), then again after it was renamed and spammed on a news site somewhere. so, that's easy to chalk up to deja vu. an OS written solo to that much completion with such a religious focus is so out of the realm of likelihood that perhaps the brain must either reject having seen it and disbelieve that it even runs, or never forget it was a thing.

being religious myself, i had to be a bit leery of the assertions that RNG word salad is a message from God, but even then I also kind of detected that something was off and inspiration was about all he had left going for him. didn't make it any less shocking to hear what he got up to as things deteriorated further.

some of his motivations in making it weren't wrong, though. a lot of programmers who grew up on BASIC and imagined up so many wonderful possibilities for their programs back in those days have failed to recapture that magic no matter what they try, if they try. bless them all for trying.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 18:25

s/then again/then taking an actual look at it/

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 18:46

>>165
He posted the source to the "God says..." script somewhere. It literally was just reading random words from /usr/share/dict

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 19:33

Should I eat the Cheez-its or Cheese Nips?

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 21:16

>>167
yeap, that's the one

it beats elvis presley telling you to how to take down the soviet spies in the county government via the layout of vowels in the NYT crossword, or jotting down what the voices say, i guess

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9296 21:45

You can watch your movies in 3D. It's so strange.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 02:09

>>152
Thanks, that's one unexplained aisle less. I feel bad for being so hard on English.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 15:50

Wikipedia is the best website because discussion and content aggregation are kept separate. Context and identity are only important for discussions and when they are separated from content all posts in the aggregate gain an implied quality.

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 17:09

Secretariat of VIP Quality

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 17:46

Imagine actually liking yourself unironically.

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 18:37

>>174
Haha, I'd hate myself probably.

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9297 23:18

TETLA PAK

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 00:32

Shark tits?

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 02:01

>>1 is a time traveler from a decade in the future, where the most hyped upcoming blockbuster is the hip "The Shape of Water" remake with an all-female cast directed by Lady Gaga.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 02:45

It's implied quality!

180 Name: vc: do : 1993-09-9298 08:35

well then read that book i gave you, it's full of good ideas

and nothing puts me to sleep faster than good ideas

181 Name: vc: unsape : 1993-09-9298 08:48

where there's smoke, there's cigarettes

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 15:46

How come this is the most prolific thread? I feel like the thread count went over 10 just some days ago

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 15:58

Going to the vet to be as strong as secretariat

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 16:37

> The average marrying age for the last name <your last name> is... 23

matt_damon_rapid_aging.gif

thanks, <genealogical service>®, real subtle

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 16:49

>>184
marry me, andrew

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 18:28

why is it when a woman owns a bunch of dildos it's "liberating" and "empowering" but when I as a man do it it's "gay"

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 18:57

>>186
I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 19:03

>>187
if it's a joke, it's hardly original, so let's joke that originality is more likely and go with not.

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 19:21

>>187,188
I mean I do own a bunch of dildos but I totally understand why it's gay. I was just joking on the way that line of thought usually goes which is "why is dildo strong empowered woman and fleshlight is creepy manchild".
Please don't be mean to me.

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 19:43

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 21:06

>>182 people have lots of thoughts

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 21:18

>>189
it was frowned upon for women to talk about sexuality openly so women talking about dildos and shit is somewhat of a novelty, relatively speaking, so there must be a liberating feeling when discussing their sexuality on the public sphere, I guess. Wouldn't know I'm not a girl.

Also, men not getting laid = abominable loser is still ingrained on the public subconscious and it'll be that way for a bit, until gender roles change or everybody accepts polyamorous relationships as socially acceptable or whatever hellish post-capital deathscape changes the way relationships work

And there's something to be said of fleshlight's own marketing, which makes the product feel a bit sketchy. Dildo marketing is more lowkey.

My advice to you >>189 is that you should stick with Tenga eggs.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 21:25

>>192

>it was frowned upon for women to talk about sexuality openly

that wasn't really exclusive to women, do you think that before feminism men were just going around talking about how much they jacked off all the time? also I've tried various onaholes and fleshlights and whatnot but I pretty much prefer to be on the receiving end if you catch my drift.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9298 22:17

>>193
It's hard to say what's talking about your own penis on the public sphere vs in private with friends because our perception of public spaces changed a lot after the Internet (I certainly wouldn't have this conversation IRL), but at least, regarding more intimate conversations, you'd probably be labeled promiscuous if you were a lady and talked about what part of your vagina is the most sensitive with your lady friends.
Dudes probably talked openly among their friends about jacking off for far longer, historically speaking. But I'm no expert on lady sexuality throughout history, if you have a study that says I'm wrong and stupid, then I guess I'm wrong and stupid.
Regarding your dildonic preferences, it's unfortunate that I can't recommend anything else to you.

It's a whole lot fun that my ISP can read this effortlessly because there's no SSL here, though. Happy valentine's day to them.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 00:10

If you are a human, you should do human things.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 00:39

People called Obama the first Twitter president, but that was obviously premature.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 12:41

maybe it's avpd

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 18:55

maybe it's maybelline

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 19:11

I was about to complain about the idea of natives since they're just humans who just migrated and settled on the other side of the globe, but I'd probably be pissed too if some random assholes were like "imagine migrating to the other side of the world on foot!! this post was made by boat gang" and started ruining everything.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 19:12

R.O.D. the loot box

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9299 20:16

>>199
now i'm thinking of this but with just about everything in the civ tech tree

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 00:19

What a twat.

203 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 02:52

I FORGOR

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 02:56

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /img/ on this server.
Apache/2.4.18 (Ubuntu) Server at 4-ch.net Port 80

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 03:11

>>204
the admin built a wall between /img/ and CP spammers from hispachan, unfortunately it kept everyone else out too

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 06:22

I just want to buy a GPU.

207 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 13:43

uha

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 14:49

Dildos were invented to ease the burden on doctors who had the laborious task of bringing undersexed and frustrated women to orgasm by hand.

So yeah there's a long-standing gender split in how sexuality is discussed. Not really sure why

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 17:10

>>208
[citation needed]
Dildos have been around much longer than that.

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 17:45

>>209
I realized after posting it was vibrators

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 18:25

I saw three racial slurs from people angry about today's nontroversy.

Truly, y'all are moral paragons on that high horse....

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 18:41

>>211
Don't vaguepost me man, how am I supposed to know whether to get mad at you?

213 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 18:46

>>208 If there were all these undersexed and frustrated women in the past, then that means there were either an equal number of undersexed and frustrated men about, or the past was some kind of never ending homo orgy. Either way suddenly makes history make a lot more sense.

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 20:13

>>213
Are you trying to make a real point, or is this your way of saying, "I never finish first"?

captcha: demen

215 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 20:32

When Will was a RABY I was scared of RABIES

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 20:47

>>212
I should have probably included the detail that it's people get'n mad at video games, true. Does that sound worth your time? It was certainly not worth mine, and I am not a particularly worthy person.

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 20:57

i'm oppressed because 44 out of 45 presidents of the united states have been the same ethnicity, gender and sexual orientation as me but 0 out of 8 characters in a popular video game are

i bet the JOOZ are to blame

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 21:16

>>214 Not everything has to have a point. Embrace tanasinn.

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 21:42

A little bit surprised how King James never seems to show up in "all these historical figures meet each other" type fiction, but not super surprised either.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 22:47

>>219
Well, they all mostly focus on warriors or people whose accomplishments can be easily translated to the sphere of conflict (by making them magical or something.) King James's notability stems from mostly keeping the peace in his dominion and presiding over an unmatched period of English cultural development, which was no small feat when the rest of Europe was literally tearing itself apart over some pieces of paper a monk nailed to a door, but doesn't exactly write itself into a standard hero's journey type plot.

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 23:08

>>220
Fair enough, but also... homie literally wrote the book on Daemonologie, there is no way a good author couldn't twist that into something really cool.

I do think he's less popular in the public eye, and it could have a little to do with being a NERRRRRRD

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9300 23:30

My brain is melting.

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 01:40

[Shark thoughts]

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 01:46

seeing "alternative content" because flash support is winding down

but every time i read it i subvocalize it as an eminem lyric

225 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 05:43

The more I see the word y'all the more I hate it.

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 15:20

sharks can't have tits we already discussed thits

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 16:58

>>225 I prefer "yous"

228 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 17:25

My world is ending.

229 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 17:37

>>226
Good god, thanks for reminding that in my fetish fapping jumble I haven't touched intersex anthro sharks with tits yet!

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 20:18

>>229
I have that character in my folder, yes.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 20:28

>>229
Didn't read the thread title?

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 22:27

I long for death.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 22:54

>>232
Try culling half the living beings in the universe and maybe she'll notice you.

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9301 23:17

finally almost have my debit card number memorized by rote and now it's expiring next month and they'll send me a new one

235 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 05:25

>>227
How about "youz guyz"
captcha:fug

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 08:21

>>235 Thanks but no thanks

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 11:56

on this episode of "i can see why you'd think that, but actually...", an ESL friend refers to Vogue as a "girlie magazine"

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 11:56

Stop looking at me!

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 16:43

this one weird trick for making your website responsive af!

(video of a very plain website being almost tolerable on a 68k macintosh)

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 16:50

based and redcreamed

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9302 23:26

I did what I could with what was available to me.

242 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 04:16

I feel like the older I get, the stupider I get. I don't know if this is true, or if I'm just more aware of my own stupidity. Probably a bit of both.

I've forgotten almost everything I learned in school that is not relevant to my daily life. I've lost my faculty for eloquent discourse out of sheer disuse. I find it difficult to concentrate enough to read anything with more depth than a sci-fi novel. My eager desire to constantly learn and create has been replaced by a complacency to consume mindless drivel.

I blame the internet.

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 12:27

I'm attracted to nerdy men too but because I've literally been that guy and I know how bad it can weigh you down and make you feel like shit. Dunno how you'd call that fetish but I wanna help them with their sexual frustration.

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 13:06

>>242
You may be shocked--shocked!--to hear this, but "learned in school that is not relevant to my daily life" and "consume mindless drivel" are just two sides of the same coin. The common element is that you know this shit doesn't matter, but feel a compulsion for it anyway. Your brain is probably tired rather than dulled down.

The Internet is one of the best tools for falling into that, but is also one of the best tools for climbing out of that. It's not necessarily the abyss' fault that it was dug.

If you perceive a problem here, perhaps you need to make more concrete decisions about what actually matters to you, and maybe that will clear things up enough to make progress. If it's not enough, well, at least you're not alone; self-help/productivity products is a multi-billion dollar industry with a notorious track record of not really working. I have my recommendations, though....

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 16:45

So Kim Il-sung was a Soviet officer and if Soviet military had chosen somebody else, he'd fulfill his dream of enrolling to academy. His son, Yuri Irsenovich Kim, would probably be working at some Soviet research institute or something, and in late 80s he'd be one of those hip new "democrats" protesting against the CPSU.

246 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 20:07

Death of the internet: generated text becomes so cheap and convincingly human that it's ubiquitous. People abandon the idea of communicating with each other online because everyone there is a machine learning algorithm. Every once in a while a DQN-style message board will pop up, but eventually the machine learns how to write tablecat captions.
vc unvon

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9303 21:36

>>243
incel solidarity

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 00:04

>>247
What does incel mean?

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 00:08

>>243, 247
assuming you're both nerdy men you should just strangle each other with your thighs

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 00:22

>>249 I used to be a Comic Book Guy level fat nerd but then I started lifting and now I'm a bearmode nerd. Go on about the thigh strangling thing though, I'll tickle your taint with my beard tbh.

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 01:40

>>246
this feels like a threat

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 01:51

god I'm not horny anymore and now this post is really embarrassing, good thing I'm anonymous

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 02:28

>>244

> I have my recommendations, though....

I'm curious, please tell me more!

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 07:37

As long as I hate my past self more than my current self, everything is going well.
vc: quefeing

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9304 16:22

>>252
I do that all the time.

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