You probably think that post is about you. Don't you? Don't you?
>>54
The original toxic post was a joke, it's derived from the youtube oncologist post above. Nobody is toxic here, we hadn't got a single flamewar in months, we all love each other and we love you too.
All of you shut up or I'm saying his name three times in the mirror.
I kinda want one of those novelty tentacle dildos, but they're so expensive...
<3
Properly detecting and conveying sarcasm through text is hard
hi i'm >>43 and a degree-holding website oncologist
youtube has aggressive, malignant cancer marked by periods of intense rage and an inability to control its bowels, while 4-ch has a slowly decaying tumor of the userbase that has caused it to fall into a near comatose state with just enough mental activity that its loving parents refuse to discontinue life support
hope that clears things up
As Oscar Wilde used to say, the only thing worse than being in a near-comatose state is not being in a near-comatose state, arf arf
for real though, I miss the time when youtube poops were good
This guy makes old-style youtube poops, and appears to be active. Last video was last week.
https://www.youtube.com/user/iteachvader/videos
Your mom is so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her.
You're about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon
"I beg your pardon" is a correct way of saying it, isn't it?
Why do I have "I beg you a pardon" firmly lodged in my head?
MOTHERFUCK this is surprisingly hard
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
> In his essay "A Nice Derangement of Epitaphs", philosopher Donald Davidson suggests that malapropisms reveal something about how people process the meanings of words. He argues that language competence must not simply involve learning a set meaning for each word, and then rigidly applying those semantic rules to decode other people's utterances. Rather, he says, people must also be continually making use of other contextual information to interpret the meaning of utterances, and then modifying their understanding of each word's meaning based on those interpretations.[31]
AFAICT most study of how the brain and memory works since then has largely supported this argument. We are running around less with a dictionary in our heads, and more like poorly remembered versions of its citations.
>>69
eyyyyy are you a francesco from da italiano bistro, he makes da gooda calzone
printing hello world is so easy, it's just a matter of string->u8vector standard-output-port 1 dig port-write
also monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors
what's the problem
20 GOTO 10
I feel like using Tumblr makes me hate Jews more.
Tell me about your bones.
I am the Bones of Creation.
Every day since I've left that place I've been thanking myself for it.
I mean yeah, everyone is entitled to an opinion. What they aren't entitled to is having their opinion be respected or taken into consideration when it's clear they know nothing about the thing they have an opinion on.
>Consistent accounts are given that Jeannefs hair was short and black, that she had brown eyes and her complexion was dark and sun-burnt. As Jeanne arrived in Chinon, Philip of Bergamo said, eshe was short as to her stature.f
>The people of Domremy testified that Jeanne [...] had brown eyes and her complexion was dark and sun-burnt. As Jeanne arrived in Chinon, Philip of Bergamo said, eshe was short as to her stature.f
>According to Jean DfAulon, Jeannefs steward, who often helped her to get in and out of her suit of armor and slept many times in the same room as Jeanne, described her as being beautiful, strong, and well-formed (shapely).
>Every description of Jeannefs hair was that it was short and black. Her eyes were described as glarge, dark, and graveh.
Why is she so consistently portrayed in fiction as almost the exact opposite (tall, pale, long blonde hair, thin and delicate) of how she actually looked? Looking especially hard at you, Nasuverse.
There is also a sort of idealization regarding "what features do Westerners have that Asians don't that is found attractive" so the probability of an idealized character being blond(e) / blue eyes is very high. To augment >>82, Rose of Versailles is probably the work most responsible for cementing this archetype, especially as regards attractive androgynous female badasses (which the Nasuverse is absolutely infested with in case you didn't notice lol, but it's seriously an oft-cited influence to this day).
Many (certainly not all) haafu in anime are portrayed with that combo despite that a majority of Westerners aren't blonds and by animu logic they might not "actually" be blond just like their classmate might not "actually" have pink hair. (When we're going with idol/mahoushoujo crap, yellow-themed girls tend to be the onee-san type, for example, so it may not have anything to do with Western genes). High school genetics even claims it's impossible barring a very unlikely mutation--that's not the whole picture, but let's just say I've never heard of either trait occurring in someone who has, for sure, a 100% Asian and a natural blond or blue-eyed parent; granted, I don't look very hard, but I do live (and grew up) in one of the areas they are most likely to exist.
if cats are liquid then that means they don't shed, they evaporate, which is consistent with my observations of "not fucking being able to own black clothes unless i keep them in a sealed bag"
Oh, so Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure actually got it right.
>>83
Yeah, Rose of Versailles definitely came to mind, but doesn't literally have Jeanne d'Arc as a character (AFAIK) so I didn't theorize about it.
That said FGO features the Chevalier d'Eon too and there's obviously a healthy heaping of Oscar in that character design, although also a healthy heaping of moeblob.
Probably some Oscar in the original Saber too, who lead to all these other blondies.
It carries out and/or is w
It's so easy to get lost.
Remember when Placebo swapped Joan of Arc's hearing aid for a Sega Mega Drive? It still melted
>>86 heh, I'm just a loserific consumer of Japanese crap and that sort of archetype is one of my less disgusting fetishes, so I've had time to think about such things ._.;;
Incidentally, I did just literally start FGO. The old-school troll in me says there is no actual point to continuing past the first scenario, since (SPOILER) even once you filtered out the "first one's free" mobile game dose like easy energy and Babby's First 10-pull (ACTUAL SPOILER BUT SOME Y'ALL READ VERY FAST) you get bestgirl, lose worstgirl, find out the world has already ended, and never have to face not getting your preferred gacha waifu. Like Christmas morning.
The Secret Area is currently down
It's back, I guess?
I don't have a soundloud but hek out my OOL FREE RINGTONES
>>90
The old-school troll in me wholeheartedly agrees that Cú Chulainn (Caster) is bestgirl.
today is my first day of work ever in my life
i'm 24, almost 25
rip to the NEET life, feels like the real end of an era. those dreamlike days are never coming back.
I am your goddess.
>>95 You never know. When I started work I was disappointed to no longer be NEET, but actually I was surprised by finding a fun job that paid well. After a few years the company folded, and I was a NEET again but even better because I'd saved a stash of cash. No more hassle writing up my jobseekers diary to get the dole! Take it easy a while and then another job will appear. And then they might make cuts and you find yourself unemployed again.
my vocabulary level be like, I know the word "rede" but I also can't formulate a thought without using "like" about 50 times
A woman whom you know to possess multiple dildoes that're at most as large as your penis, will surely also have several larger ones hidden away.
Hydrox? Sure, I'll eat 'em while watching my Betamax tapes.
captcha: no
Hello I'm new I heard there were COOL FREE RINGTONES here
also sampling granblue (i don't care for these mobile-ish games i swear, but i have to keep up with the times, and the last time i did these was when zynga was shitting them out by the dozen). way more up my alley in certain respects i usually like (like the way the setting is presented, and not being translated in a way where i could tell which Japanese verb was used half the time), but the crazy web interface has given me a pretty bad first impression.
like, the tutorial blitzes all this info past you that few people could hope to learn in one sitting, but then sleeping on it, I realized it's just spelling out every little thing about a simplified bog standard JRPG battle system and it was all the latency that made me assume it was not sticking to my brain and therefore difficult.
still, katalina, dayum
something about all this inspired me to change how i approached designing a certain character, but then i forgot what. what a loser i am!
>>102
granblue's consistent high quality aesthetic and actual worldbuilding are pretty cool, but I could never play for long due to the insane grind, insane power creep, and interface designed by Satan himself
as for FGO, its translation becomes readable after the 4th singularity or so (which is perhaps not coincidentally when the plot also stops being total garbage not worth reading anyway), but they never fixed up the old parts. also compared to granblue it's pretty cool how random low rarity characters like hans andersen and cu (lancer) are still some of the best in the game
if you're not brain damaged enough to play games of this type for long though, save yourself while you can
>>103
haha, i did have a dream a few months ago about my Sims Social character being depressed because she's living in a house completely unmaintained for a long-ass time because the game had been been shuttered but shit didn't stop existing or something. seems... symbolic somehow.
i do feel like i'm incapable of getting a thrill out of slot machines despite having a lot of addict traits. and a lot of what makes these kinds of games into whaling boats is stuff that quite specifically turns me off. it's almost like freeloaders aren't really what they're after!
I'm getting Touma'd over here. Apparently I'm not living my life correctly.
Annihilate yourself.
i'm like 15 years late but lolicore is just breakcore with anime samples
i had only seen chibi gudako before, so i was under the illusion that she is wearing a hilariously ineffective straitjacket. but maybe that's the idea in the first place....
is there anything more metal than a finnish band doing a cover of a german pop song in english about a russian wizard
ttps://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm18277055
wahoo, i found it!
saw it when i was like 4, didn't know japanese, haunted by the tune but the only words i could remember don't give you much to go on, google-wise...
then i saw it in 2hu art and realized holy fuck, that's one of the lines. thank you based haoya.
Oww.
crankin' because you're horny, aren't you
I did it! I really did it. I am an okay person.
i've learned the secret to controlling the level of pungency of my own flatulence. so far i've only figured out how to become smellier, but before long i'll have the whole system completely figured out
can't actually remember how i came across templeos the first time
might have even still been called sparrow but i'm not terribly sure
>>119
oops
now my shameful display is immortalized forever in the pages of our research paper
now it looks like i went super saiyan and jumped 115968 ranks in one day, but it was just a change in the ranking system that happened to reward my handicap of trying to only log SS plays
it's year of the pig, time to release some filthy sludge metal/post hardcore album called "Year of the Pig"
i just hope i too can be "dumbass cute bitch" in someone's phone one day
vc: daw
year of the buta-otome
Sad anime girls.
the day that "dqn osu multi" will be uttered unironically draws ever closer
if I ever get rich the first thing I'll do is pay to promote a dickbutt tweet
either that or "chaika on your TL"
in sad anime snow
fake keyboard no sale
At least I've got you guys
God, I forgot about 4-ch again... Getting too old, it's just too fast for my old bones.
Not sure why people think they can unironically call someone pretentious without sounding hypocritical. Maybe that's just me.
>>134
Well, you see, in the works of Stone, a predominant concept is the concept of modern reality. However, the subject is interpolated into a capitalist paradigm of narrative that includes narrativity as a paradox. The premise of the subcultural paradigm of consensus suggests that the establishment is capable of truth.
gSexual identity is part of the absurdity of culture,h said Sartre. It could be said that the main theme of his works is the rubicon of textual society. Any number of deappropriations concerning the bridge between truth and class exist.
Therefore, we must look to Lyotardfs model of semioticist discourse, which holds that narrative comes from the masses. Relevant also that Debord uses the term eBaudrillardist hyperrealityf to denote not materialism, as Baudrillard would have it, but postmaterialism.
I agree. Chocolate IS tyranny.
Is it "Baudrillardist" or "Baudrillardian", or do they mean different things?
I have a confession to make, I thought Guy Debord's first name was pronounced "guy" as in dude, I only found out it's pronounced "gee" like a week ago.
>>138
It's actually a hard g (no homo), so it's pronounced like the beginning of "gizmo".
We all wish it were so.
so "gee" or "gih"?
"gay"
Helps to remember that it was originally a diminutive of "Guido."
Gwee da Board
ghee the butter
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sai dai ou jou
saidaioujou
Reizoko CJD
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Cy Duq
What the fuck is wrong with English transcription/pronunciation? Explain "aisle".
>>151
back when england had this weird inferiority/superiority complex in regards to france and french due to technically being a holding of norman invaders (who in turn took a few centuries to come to grips with how having a kingdom is cooler than having a duchy, even if you regard the place as a backwater that bristles at your ownership), it was mistaken for being related to "île"; an easy mistake to make, seeing how the language of medieval churchly and knightly life is full of shit where stuff got imported while the 's' was considered part of the french word but was still in flux unlike today where in metropolitan french it is silent (esquire, isle, fest, castle, paste). even in the generation following the hundred years' war, a lot of england's printing was done on the continent by people who were by profession printers, not linguists, some of whom still held out unrealistic hopes for a merger (not an uncommon opinion, mind you).
samuel johnson's dictionary recognizes that "aisle" is an error, but by then it was too late--for saving English spelling, it has always been too late. shit was already fucked by the time chaucer rolled around.
but in the wide world of languages, there's always going to be shit that just doesn't work out the way it's supposed to. as crazy as english spelling is, the language has been remarkably stable over the past 500 years as long as you can get over certain issues, and spelling is the big one, which mostly settled down around the time printers decided (mostly on their own, it appears) that having an s that looks like an f is sucking insane.
My desktop has all the grace of a mass grave. I am a tyrant who got a lot of good projects killed, and not even the got-the-trains-running-on-time kind, but the I-accidentally-all-our-industries dictator.
anti tax refund people act like the people who opt to get a refund are just retard plebs and forget that most people aren't financial planners tracking every single penny like a vulture, they're just broke and working some shit job. give them an extra $20 a week and it'll get spent on stupid bullshit like food and gas. it's like the finance jew version of "why dont millennials just work for a year and buy a 4 bedroom house for $35k like we did lol", spouted by clueless retards with an agenda.
