[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Shark tits][#32] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9282 04:41

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 13:18

open source gacha game

(an idea so cursed i'm considering touching it)

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 13:37

We must have a lot more users than I thought. Since I posted the illegal scam link yesterday my site got 140 unique visits, which is 140 more than normal.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 15:11

a rimjob and a dinner

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 15:12

>>44
You're so toxic, it's worse than chemo.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 16:16

why have john 3:16 at a sports game when you could have revelation (of john) 3:16 at a sports game

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 19:00

16 So, because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth.

vc: wow

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 19:42

>>43,48
You can just leave, you know.

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 20:34

>>51
Oh wow, now you're unironically toxic!

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 20:40

*fart*

54 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 20:46

>>52
Aren't you the same guy who decides to throw this exact tantrum, unprovoked, every couple of months? Just go away.

If not, please feel free to show me, random internet stranger, the error of my ways, so that I may cease poisoning you with my toxins.

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:26

Politely asking my cancer cells to leave my body before they kill me.

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:26

You probably think that post is about you. Don't you? Don't you?

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:29

>>54
The original toxic post was a joke, it's derived from the youtube oncologist post above. Nobody is toxic here, we hadn't got a single flamewar in months, we all love each other and we love you too.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:31

All of you shut up or I'm saying his name three times in the mirror.

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:40

I kinda want one of those novelty tentacle dildos, but they're so expensive...

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 21:42

<3

Properly detecting and conveying sarcasm through text is hard

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9284 22:27

hi i'm >>43 and a degree-holding website oncologist

youtube has aggressive, malignant cancer marked by periods of intense rage and an inability to control its bowels, while 4-ch has a slowly decaying tumor of the userbase that has caused it to fall into a near comatose state with just enough mental activity that its loving parents refuse to discontinue life support

hope that clears things up

62 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 01:03

As Oscar Wilde used to say, the only thing worse than being in a near-comatose state is not being in a near-comatose state, arf arf

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 01:22

for real though, I miss the time when youtube poops were good

64 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 01:48

This guy makes old-style youtube poops, and appears to be active. Last video was last week.
https://www.youtube.com/user/iteachvader/videos

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 01:57

Your mom is so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her.

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 02:33

You're about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 03:06

"I beg your pardon" is a correct way of saying it, isn't it?
Why do I have "I beg you a pardon" firmly lodged in my head?

68 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 03:06

MOTHERFUCK this is surprisingly hard

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 06:15

>>67
Is your name Mario Mario?

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 07:44

key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 08:07

>>67

> In his essay "A Nice Derangement of Epitaphs", philosopher Donald Davidson suggests that malapropisms reveal something about how people process the meanings of words. He argues that language competence must not simply involve learning a set meaning for each word, and then rigidly applying those semantic rules to decode other people's utterances. Rather, he says, people must also be continually making use of other contextual information to interpret the meaning of utterances, and then modifying their understanding of each word's meaning based on those interpretations.[31]

AFAICT most study of how the brain and memory works since then has largely supported this argument. We are running around less with a dictionary in our heads, and more like poorly remembered versions of its citations.

72 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 15:06

>>69
eyyyyy are you a francesco from da italiano bistro, he makes da gooda calzone

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 21:08

printing hello world is so easy, it's just a matter of string->u8vector standard-output-port 1 dig port-write

also monads are just monoids in the category of endofunctors

what's the problem

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 21:56

20 GOTO 10

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 22:12

I feel like using Tumblr makes me hate Jews more.

76 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 22:54

Tell me about your bones.

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 23:03

I am the Bones of Creation.

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9285 23:12

Every day since I've left that place I've been thanking myself for it.

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 01:01

I mean yeah, everyone is entitled to an opinion. What they aren't entitled to is having their opinion be respected or taken into consideration when it's clear they know nothing about the thing they have an opinion on.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 05:56

>>77
I am the "bone" of my "sword".

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 10:35

>Consistent accounts are given that Jeannefs hair was short and black, that she had brown eyes and her complexion was dark and sun-burnt. As Jeanne arrived in Chinon, Philip of Bergamo said, eshe was short as to her stature.f
>The people of Domremy testified that Jeanne [...] had brown eyes and her complexion was dark and sun-burnt. As Jeanne arrived in Chinon, Philip of Bergamo said, eshe was short as to her stature.f
>According to Jean DfAulon, Jeannefs steward, who often helped her to get in and out of her suit of armor and slept many times in the same room as Jeanne, described her as being beautiful, strong, and well-formed (shapely).
>Every description of Jeannefs hair was that it was short and black. Her eyes were described as glarge, dark, and graveh.

Why is she so consistently portrayed in fiction as almost the exact opposite (tall, pale, long blonde hair, thin and delicate) of how she actually looked? Looking especially hard at you, Nasuverse.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 11:09

>>81
Some possible explanations for Jeanne being a blonde bombshell are -

• In the Nasuverse: Jeanne was first planned as a character for Fate/Apocrypha back when it was an MMO project that later got aborted. In the Fate/Apocrypha novels that got written later, she manifested by possessing some random French chick from modern times named Leticia and in doing so assumed her appearance. Who knows if this was part of the original MMO story, but it gave them a plausible excuse to change her look.

In Fate/Zero Gilles de Rais mistakes Saber for Jeanne, and so Takeuchi may have wanted to make her look similar enough to Saber that this wasn't literally insane (not that he isn't.) She has the "Saberface" trait in FGO.

• In Japanese shit in general: I think Jeanne's first depiction in a video game was as Janne D'arc in World Heroes from 1992. This may have started the trend. Or maybe some random fucking manga or anime I've never heard of did, though none of the ones listed on the Japanese Wikipedia that predate World Heroes look like they were very popular.

It could also be Ingrid Bergman's fault, though that doesn't explain the long hair.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 16:15

There is also a sort of idealization regarding "what features do Westerners have that Asians don't that is found attractive" so the probability of an idealized character being blond(e) / blue eyes is very high. To augment >>82, Rose of Versailles is probably the work most responsible for cementing this archetype, especially as regards attractive androgynous female badasses (which the Nasuverse is absolutely infested with in case you didn't notice lol, but it's seriously an oft-cited influence to this day).

Many (certainly not all) haafu in anime are portrayed with that combo despite that a majority of Westerners aren't blonds and by animu logic they might not "actually" be blond just like their classmate might not "actually" have pink hair. (When we're going with idol/mahoushoujo crap, yellow-themed girls tend to be the onee-san type, for example, so it may not have anything to do with Western genes). High school genetics even claims it's impossible barring a very unlikely mutation--that's not the whole picture, but let's just say I've never heard of either trait occurring in someone who has, for sure, a 100% Asian and a natural blond or blue-eyed parent; granted, I don't look very hard, but I do live (and grew up) in one of the areas they are most likely to exist.

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 17:13

if cats are liquid then that means they don't shed, they evaporate, which is consistent with my observations of "not fucking being able to own black clothes unless i keep them in a sealed bag"

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9286 20:24

Oh, so Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure actually got it right.

86 Name: 82 : 1993-09-9286 22:16

>>83
Yeah, Rose of Versailles definitely came to mind, but doesn't literally have Jeanne d'Arc as a character (AFAIK) so I didn't theorize about it.

That said FGO features the Chevalier d'Eon too and there's obviously a healthy heaping of Oscar in that character design, although also a healthy heaping of moeblob.

Probably some Oscar in the original Saber too, who lead to all these other blondies.

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 03:12

It carries out and/or is w

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 12:19

It's so easy to get lost.

89 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 15:22

Remember when Placebo swapped Joan of Arc's hearing aid for a Sega Mega Drive? It still melted

90 Name: vc: weshly : 1993-09-9287 15:51

>>86 heh, I'm just a loserific consumer of Japanese crap and that sort of archetype is one of my less disgusting fetishes, so I've had time to think about such things ._.;;

Incidentally, I did just literally start FGO. The old-school troll in me says there is no actual point to continuing past the first scenario, since (SPOILER) even once you filtered out the "first one's free" mobile game dose like easy energy and Babby's First 10-pull (ACTUAL SPOILER BUT SOME Y'ALL READ VERY FAST) you get bestgirl, lose worstgirl, find out the world has already ended, and never have to face not getting your preferred gacha waifu. Like Christmas morning.

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 17:28

The Secret Area is currently down

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 18:49

It's back, I guess?

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9287 22:37

I don't have a soundloud but hek out my OOL FREE RINGTONES

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 00:32

>>90
The old-school troll in me wholeheartedly agrees that Cú Chulainn (Caster) is bestgirl.

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 07:38

today is my first day of work ever in my life

i'm 24, almost 25

rip to the NEET life, feels like the real end of an era. those dreamlike days are never coming back.

96 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 12:05

I am your goddess.

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 12:12

>>95 You never know. When I started work I was disappointed to no longer be NEET, but actually I was surprised by finding a fun job that paid well. After a few years the company folded, and I was a NEET again but even better because I'd saved a stash of cash. No more hassle writing up my jobseekers diary to get the dole! Take it easy a while and then another job will appear. And then they might make cuts and you find yourself unemployed again.

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 13:20

my vocabulary level be like, I know the word "rede" but I also can't formulate a thought without using "like" about 50 times

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9288 13:59

A woman whom you know to possess multiple dildoes that're at most as large as your penis, will surely also have several larger ones hidden away.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 00:31

Hydrox? Sure, I'll eat 'em while watching my Betamax tapes.
captcha: no

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 05:54

Hello I'm new I heard there were COOL FREE RINGTONES here

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 06:58

also sampling granblue (i don't care for these mobile-ish games i swear, but i have to keep up with the times, and the last time i did these was when zynga was shitting them out by the dozen). way more up my alley in certain respects i usually like (like the way the setting is presented, and not being translated in a way where i could tell which Japanese verb was used half the time), but the crazy web interface has given me a pretty bad first impression.

like, the tutorial blitzes all this info past you that few people could hope to learn in one sitting, but then sleeping on it, I realized it's just spelling out every little thing about a simplified bog standard JRPG battle system and it was all the latency that made me assume it was not sticking to my brain and therefore difficult.

still, katalina, dayum

something about all this inspired me to change how i approached designing a certain character, but then i forgot what. what a loser i am!

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 07:32

>>102
granblue's consistent high quality aesthetic and actual worldbuilding are pretty cool, but I could never play for long due to the insane grind, insane power creep, and interface designed by Satan himself

as for FGO, its translation becomes readable after the 4th singularity or so (which is perhaps not coincidentally when the plot also stops being total garbage not worth reading anyway), but they never fixed up the old parts. also compared to granblue it's pretty cool how random low rarity characters like hans andersen and cu (lancer) are still some of the best in the game

if you're not brain damaged enough to play games of this type for long though, save yourself while you can

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 12:21

>>103
haha, i did have a dream a few months ago about my Sims Social character being depressed because she's living in a house completely unmaintained for a long-ass time because the game had been been shuttered but shit didn't stop existing or something. seems... symbolic somehow.

i do feel like i'm incapable of getting a thrill out of slot machines despite having a lot of addict traits. and a lot of what makes these kinds of games into whaling boats is stuff that quite specifically turns me off. it's almost like freeloaders aren't really what they're after!

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 19:54

I'm getting Touma'd over here. Apparently I'm not living my life correctly.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9289 23:40

Annihilate yourself.

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 12:50

i'm like 15 years late but lolicore is just breakcore with anime samples

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 15:57

i had only seen chibi gudako before, so i was under the illusion that she is wearing a hilariously ineffective straitjacket. but maybe that's the idea in the first place....

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 17:29

>>107 No shit!

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 20:27

is there anything more metal than a finnish band doing a cover of a german pop song in english about a russian wizard

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 20:49

ttps://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm18277055

wahoo, i found it!

saw it when i was like 4, didn't know japanese, haunted by the tune but the only words i could remember don't give you much to go on, google-wise...

then i saw it in 2hu art and realized holy fuck, that's one of the lines. thank you based haoya.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 21:40

>>110
sounds like it's too much metal for one band

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 23:04

Oww.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 23:33

crankin' because you're horny, aren't you

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9290 23:52

I did it! I really did it. I am an okay person.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 00:15

>>115
Congrats

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 01:20

i've learned the secret to controlling the level of pungency of my own flatulence. so far i've only figured out how to become smellier, but before long i'll have the whole system completely figured out

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 05:00

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 10:29

*Now here's a little story I've got to tell

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 11:46

can't actually remember how i came across templeos the first time

might have even still been called sparrow but i'm not terribly sure

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 12:20

>>119
oops

now my shameful display is immortalized forever in the pages of our research paper

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 13:46

now it looks like i went super saiyan and jumped 115968 ranks in one day, but it was just a change in the ranking system that happened to reward my handicap of trying to only log SS plays

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 14:11

it's year of the pig, time to release some filthy sludge metal/post hardcore album called "Year of the Pig"

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 15:06

i just hope i too can be "dumbass cute bitch" in someone's phone one day

vc: daw

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 15:43

year of the buta-otome

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 16:07

Sad anime girls.

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 16:12

the day that "dqn osu multi" will be uttered unironically draws ever closer

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 16:16

if I ever get rich the first thing I'll do is pay to promote a dickbutt tweet

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 16:19

either that or "chaika on your TL"

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9291 16:49

in sad anime snow

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 03:00

fake keyboard no sale

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 03:19

At least I've got you guys

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 03:51

God, I forgot about 4-ch again... Getting too old, it's just too fast for my old bones.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 07:23

Not sure why people think they can unironically call someone pretentious without sounding hypocritical. Maybe that's just me.

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 08:28

>>134
Well, you see, in the works of Stone, a predominant concept is the concept of modern reality. However, the subject is interpolated into a capitalist paradigm of narrative that includes narrativity as a paradox. The premise of the subcultural paradigm of consensus suggests that the establishment is capable of truth.

gSexual identity is part of the absurdity of culture,h said Sartre. It could be said that the main theme of his works is the rubicon of textual society. Any number of deappropriations concerning the bridge between truth and class exist.

Therefore, we must look to Lyotardfs model of semioticist discourse, which holds that narrative comes from the masses. Relevant also that Debord uses the term eBaudrillardist hyperrealityf to denote not materialism, as Baudrillard would have it, but postmaterialism.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 09:14

I agree. Chocolate IS tyranny.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 12:56

Is it "Baudrillardist" or "Baudrillardian", or do they mean different things?

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 20:20

I have a confession to make, I thought Guy Debord's first name was pronounced "guy" as in dude, I only found out it's pronounced "gee" like a week ago.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 21:40

>>138
It's actually a hard g (no homo), so it's pronounced like the beginning of "gizmo".

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 22:32

We all wish it were so.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 23:06

so "gee" or "gih"?

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9292 23:40

"gay"

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 00:29

Helps to remember that it was originally a diminutive of "Guido."

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9293 01:45

Gwee da Board

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