Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
thought of a great username for a lesbian computer scientist: Dykestra
>>351 if a certain lesbian talk show host made a brand of aftershave she could call it "ellen musk"
welcome to queer computers i'm your host Anal Turing together with Dykestra on today's topic, do programming socks make you look hot?
I DQNed again today.
i won a stuffed fish at the crane game for my cat and he doesn't even want it, the stupid cute asshole
hello crustacean?
unlicensed pharmacist has a cool ring to it
yeah it does
strasserist catgirl(male) vs syndicalist dog boy
"Do. Or do not. Either way is fine by me, I don't really care." ー Albert Einstein
clutch her pearls
I feel loved.
an extremely gay sexual fantasy that i won't go into detail about
johnathan frakes telling you you're wrong for 47 seconds [ASMR]
This place used to have higher standards... this isn't instant messaging or anything like that, it's not hard to start a sentence with a capital letter. Discourteous and lazy...
Gosh. I'm sure glad that this 3,000 page, 20 MB pdf describing a file format created by 3+ megacorps over the past 30 years, including a bytecode spec for a near Turing-complete language, has headers every other page saying "2 minutes to read". Otherwise, I might think it was tedious and convoluted.
>>368
non-caps has been with us all along
what's mostly gone mostly MIA is text art
I don't have a thought right now
imagine getting mad about noncaps on a board full of delinquents with an IQ of 85
>>373 I'm not mad, it was my current thought, and it always stands out to me - they're probably just lazy and not really a dimwit but a bit of netiquette would be nice.
- Use mixed case. UPPER CASE LOOKS AS IF YOU'RE SHOUTING.- Use symbols for emphasis. That *is* what I meant. Use
underscores for underlining. _War and Peace_ is my favorite
book.- Use smileys to indicate tone of voice, but use them sparingly.
:-) is an example of a smiley (Look sideways). Don't assume
that the inclusion of a smiley will make the recipient happy
with what you say or wipe out an otherwise insulting comment.- Wait overnight to send emotional responses to messages. If you
have really strong feelings about a subject, indicate it via
FLAME ON/OFF enclosures. For example:
FLAME ON: This type of argument is not worth the bandwidth
it takes to send it. It's illogical and poorly
reasoned. The rest of the world agrees with me.
FLAME OFF- Do not include control characters or non-ASCII attachments in
messages unless they are MIME attachments or unless your mailer
encodes these. If you send encoded messages make sure the
recipient can decode them.- Limit line length to fewer than 65 characters and end a line
with a carriage return.i don wanna
I corrected someone, but did it in a friendly way, but got the timeline of events wrong by over a decade. By not "well actually"ing, I avoided the faux pas of incorrectly correcting someone and my "don't being a dick on the internet" tactic actually paid off.
I'm lost.
my cum is kinda bitter that means i should eat more fruit or something right
When I don't use caps, it's a stylistic choice because a) I feel like there's a distinctly different tone implied, and that tone happens to be more appropriate to the message I'm sending; and/or b) it enhances the anonymity aspect of the board when I don't use a consistent writing style across the posts I submit, and I like that idea.
/shrug
I do not have strong feelings about capitalisation.
I have changed.
>>381,383
I feel the same way. Some lines are worth putting formally, others more poetically. Outside of formalities, capitalization stops organizing thought and starts having a feel to it. I would not accept a report written E. E. Cummings style, but an Internet post as a brief expression is as a haiku; taigen-dome, subjectless and predicateless sentences, and all that.
all internet posts must contain seasonal references from now on
it's snowing on mount fuji
i post with no caps
because it's too much trouble
to hit the shift key
I POST WITH ALL CAPS
BECAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH TROUBLE
TO HIT THE CAPS LOCK
I post with some caps
Because FUCK YOU
I'm bustin' them CAPS with ma niggas
I like the bonus content yeongrak puts in his releases, a window into a strange other world and also Ape Escape!
happy daddy kink day
my phone automatically capitalizes words for me and i manually uncapitalize them when posting online.
Naughty girl, hasn't been drinking her double cream.
Doing nothing and gaining nothing from it.
Was it beautiful?
FLAME ON: Prepare yourself! My fire magic will consume your very soul! I will rain brimstone from the heavens and scorch the Earth to ashes! Here I come!
FLAME OFF
Pepe looks a lot like Minira.
Tinder girls be like "i sleep"
How long do you have to know a german for until you can go "o wirklich?" at s/h/it?
I can't believe you █████ed ████████.
I think this whole gay thing is played out. I'm bored with it.
>>398
You didn't limit your line length to fewer than 65 characters, asshole. :-)
Fifty years of the human world, when compared to those in the Fifth Heaven, is like a dream, a vision.
felt cute, might get beheaded later
Lo, how the DQN doth wander.
Once again I spot a ware translated "we" instead of "I". Stop this kudasai ;_;
>>409
I was thinking 我 might be appropriate for quotes like Queen Victoria's "We are not amused" but that seems to be conventionally translated as the obvious and boring "私たちは面白くない" (or "私、女王におもしろくありません" which seems to miss the point entirely.)
I also found one blog post suggesting 朕.
>>410
yeah 朕 is the pronoun traditionally used by royalty, kinda equivalent to the "royal we" except it's not actually plural.
thinest've'nt'd
also 私たちは面白くない really is kind of obvious and boring and also sounds more like "we are not funny"
personally i'm kind of a fan of using kango to make things sound more regal and preserve the witty brevity of the original
maybe just "朕は不享楽。"
OK, crossposting the string thing. Strings are double-ended and it's just as easy to prepend as it is to append. Seriously, this is one of the most basic things to have and it's also taking me the longest
>>414
Prepending a string is easy behind an abstraction, and correct algorithms to do so can be devised by a beginner, but it's not necessarily a performant enough operation depending on your requirements and data structures. I gather that the usual method in practice is to use a standard library's strings and not worry about it too much unless it becomes / contains a foreseeable problem, but I won't pretend to be a professional, just someone with a three-digit rank on a coding contest site.
>>410-411,413
Translation/reference is one thing, but the one floating around that's just 面白うない seems a more natural fit (using u-onbin for prestige instead of a pronoun).
It's late...
using western emoticons while writing in japanese and japanese ones while writing in english
もし我はアレクサンドロスではなければ、ディオゲネスになりたい。
小生、カルタゴを滅ぶべしと思う。
来た、見た、勝った
famous ancient quotes in japanese is my new favorite literary genre
>>423
read tale of the heike? lots of great quotes there, one of my favorite books
did anyone else think that dittos transforming into people in detective pikachu to be really weird? they can't realistically impersonate like in the movie because of their eyes, but like, wouldn't there be a market for sex worker dittos? isn't that kind of fucked
>>425
TBH if Pokemon existed people would be fucking all of them, not just ditto. Consent issues would be murky and often violated too. The police would need a Pokemon sex crimes division.
Perfect sequel fodder.
>>419
I'd rather not say, because it would be personally identifying, sorry. But you just find one, start from easy problems and work up to harder problems.
Note that the all-stars of this style of coding are shitting out low quality code because they have to get the answers fast; while you can learn very clever things from analyzing their code, it's not a way to write code that's supposed to be used for real (i.e. someone will have to read it someday).
A lot of the easier problems are variants on things you'd find in any algorithms textbook. A lot of the harder problems are actually too hard for me, but they're usually like multiple layers of the obscure problems found in the doorstopper textbooks programmers only claim to have read to look cool but haven't actually.
I keep burning out on chats, communities, sites, topics, pornography/hentai and feel somewhat depressed.
Moderation, my nigga! Spend some time just doing shit all.
I hate wasting time shitting on the toilet.
>>431 Find a way to use that time productively then, read a book or learn a musical instrument or a new language or cut up old magazines to make a collage or something.
I used to read sooo many books before we got the Internet, now I only really read physical books when I go for a jobby, but it means I look forward to and savour that reading time. Reading a good book also saves money on toilet paper, because you get so engrossed that you forget where you are, and you can eventually just stand up and shake off the dry flakes.
>>431
Use that time to master your putt with the Incredible POTTY PUTTER™
Skin is nice.
I did learn puglist and I did become bad, so there you go.
Why am I crying?
New Rose Hotel, except instead of Dr. Hiroshi it's a guy who can come up with catchy ".io" domain names for Silicon Valley startups, and the narrator is sitting in a shipping container waiting for the ICANN SWAT teams.
I just don't want the war to start before I sell my house, okay?
Learning mandarin and the anki deck i found is pretty good but also full of chinese propaganda like "the model for the two koreas definitely is not suitable for taiwan and china", "taiwan belongs to china" smh
>>431
80% of my toilet time is anki time ww
A lesbian couple's fortnightly fistfuck
>>433
That's gross. You should clean it with a wet piece of toilet paper.
Ever since I discovered the joys of bidets (included in most Japanese toilets) I can never go back to having a shit encrusted bumhole. A little bit of water goes a long way. Nothing feels better than a sparkling clean anal cavity.
no Nursery
no tanoshii
>>443 You're not my real dad! Stop telling me what to do! If you want literally throw your money down the drain buying toilet paper, that's up to you!
>>444
just watch last encore episodes 6-7 on loop until they drag you away to the loony bin
Found out what a HSP is. Some things make a lot more sense now.
Come on, sweetheart.
I want to kiss a boy