Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24½ http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
This Week in Hiddlesland
Also, the insistence that "literally" should mean "an event that happened in reality" is itself a figurative usage of the word that literally means "pertaining to literature"
>>164
isn't that "literary", though? not trying to be a dick or anything, actual question.
>>165
They share the same root, but have different connotations (in part due to the different life that "literal" has taken on). Literary is more often used to refer to literature, literal is more often used to refer the individual wordings within literature.
The usage of literal meaning "straight forward/non-figurative/down to earth/etc." comes from the notion of interpreting a text "by the book" (i.e only using what is written), a "literal interpretation".
The word literal has left the domain of literature a long time ago. When most people mean "factual/non-hyperbole" they are taking this meaning of the word and extending its usage to oral speech, movies (making it possible to say "that scene wasn't meant to be taken 'literally'").
They are literally using the word figuratively.
Also, >>161 is an asshole.
>>163 Scots has different words and pronunciations than Scottish English. Trainspotting though, okay... I don't know what to tell you...
>>167
I'm sorry for being a dick earlier about your own country's language, but couldn't you just as easily argue those are dialect differences? What would you say are the differences between Scottish English dialects and Scots itself?
mike morhaime here to let all my friends at dqn know that I support the policies of xi jinping and deng xiaoping. long live the honorable chairman and the people's republic!
I am awful.
c++ was designed by a person who both wanted to absolutely minimize typing AND use all the symbols on the keyboard.
dqn girlfriend
174 please try APL for me
I had my first encounter with a smug Lisp weenie yesterday. I thought they were mythical creatures but no, here the guy was, stating his opinion as fact and being condescending about it. Bonus points for the overuse of 😄
squeeks + bps = beeps
I like LISP 😄
Please don't shout Lisp
or lithp either
We don't need their oil, and they don't make anything else of value. Fuck 'em.
Might post about Japan Rail
TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT TEN
TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT TEN
ok
There's apparently been two Red Scares, so the next one would technically be Red Scare 3.
red scare the podcast?
don't come to dqn just to boomerpost ok
Imagine an actual boomer on dqn. Unless it's the one putting things in the 'things from other places' thread where I can't tell whether it's endorsement or ridicule
I don't want to see what the cursed boomer shit of my own generation will look like, but I'm concerned, because I believe I'm seeing its precursors every day now.
let's bend this horseshoe into a loop
some fauxetic nonsense about "2nd person" in a video game
There was a 2nd-person view cheat in Tekken 2!
Realized all too late that the reason it felt like my mother was snitching on me to the doctor with potentially humiliating details was precisely because she was trying to humiliate me.
I have such a brilliant mood today, and I don't know why. I feel like my blood's effervescent it's so weird.
There is a theory in my head that FLOSS desktops, with some modifiability in theory and the whole world open in terms of potential, could've been a starting point of a sort of UI renaissance despite all their other flaws. Like who cares if it's shit as long as there's experimentation. Being someone who translates as a hobby, I'm specifically thinking of like integrated dictionaries and hot-swappable locales.
Practical reality, of course, begs to differ. Nobody will adopt your idea and UI coding is hell on earth, apparently.
Being sophisticated doesn't just mean knowing synonyms...
This is my inflection point.
"change da world
my final message. Goodb ye
The Microsoft Sound.wav"
seriously reminds me of accidentally-scares-kids 90s stuff, so good job whoever made that, you nailed it
Can I please have a mobile site that isn't just an extended ad for your shitty app?
i hope the next big thing in functional programming is imperative programming
it's about 5 brazilian times harder to turn imperative programs into functional programs than the other way around. I'll stick with functional
(mechanically)
what do you call a contest where people compete to try and lift the heaviest tempura overhead as they can?
juuryou agemono
エビフライ
クロワッサン
all the canceled webcomics accumulated in my head over the years make me sad
pretty much all comics are shit when i think about it, and webcomics doubly so. but i still wished to see those finished pieces of garbage, even when like partway through the author suddenly got replaced with a completely insane clone and changed it to something that offended me to the core.
which is something that happens concerningly often in webcomics actually, but its true that such changes of "art" are a huge productivity killer in a medium already infamous for falling behind schedule.
>>207
These virgin comics have too fallen beneath the mighty bonequest.
I have no sense.
>>200
Another one of those early 2000s era 3DSmax/photoshop blending text shitposts that people over analyze in yt comments
>>210
yeah it's nothing deep, it's just rare something hits my nostalgia buttons.
it's more like if there was a geocities fansite for 3001: A Reading & Math Odyssey then perfectly distilled into a low effort meme
(i cannot explain the exact way that game gave me the creeps because now it doesn't)
Sleepy.
Homina homina NOooooo
Sunlight breaking through clouds.
are they a shota with a boda or a loli with ecoli
ee-ko-lai
fuck it's clammy out
4-ch is basically the only site in the "chanosphere" that i still use regularly, when did i become a riajuu
I think it's a funny meme because there's a good chance a Japanese game dev from the early 90s could have tried to pass "change da world" as a poignant farewell message while working on an obscure RPG
I am stupid now.
big oof
look at my number
great, isn't it?
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
Liar.
Is there an annual award for Most Leisurely Merge Onto the Freeway? I feel like I'm always behind a top-ranked competitor.
to baldly go where the federaton needs its best goons to be
gay boy advance
> Nordic software company connects 160,000 honey bees to the Internet
pls
no
a fat tribute act called Lil Plump
has DQN slowed down recently? not complaining or celebrating, just observing
It's a little tougher to riff on stuff here recently, for various reasons. Ebbs and flows though.
shitty usb plug meets shitty usb ports
fml i can't remember the last time my hardware just let me fucking touch type
>>232-234 i've been moving away from the internet in general recently, it just doesn't feel fresh and cozy anymore
playin mahjong tonight and almost got my first IRL yakuman... I was in kokushi musou tenpai and the player next to me called ron on an invalid hand and unknowingly chombo’d me out of it. my next draw would’ve been tsumo...
i want to die
don't need no putty dice
don't need no human rice
You are in a coma. Please wake up. We love you and miss you very much. YOU ARE IN A COMA. YOU NEED TO WAKE UP NOW.
Sexy vertebrae.
You are in a coma. You are lying in an small bed, west of a ventilator, with an IV drip.
There is a small trashcan here.
What will you do?
Lie down for a bit longer
Ejaculate
Why does it have to be like thee?
>>247 if you're in a coma, how the fuck did you post that here?
broke: handsome thursday
woke: taiyou to ketsu
THE DEVIL HAS TEXAS
>>250
You continue lying down for another 10 minutes, or is it 10 days? It's impossible for you to keep track of the passage of time.
>>251
You focus your willpower on your penis. After a great deal of focus, you manage to produce a few drops of precum. If you're lucky, perhaps the nurse will notice this.
You have exhausted 60 willpower.
Current willpower: 40/100
Pep-O-Mint o Wint-O-Green
jewspaper
>>258
spend 40 willpower points on trying to ejaculate again
vc: quuyung
Let go your Genso tether
Enter the kyo
Become fried shrimp