[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

172 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 01:30

Do you remember when I posted that fresh tampon photo here?

173 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 01:31

I kept it and some other bloody stuff in a box, which a later girlfriend found

174 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 01:31

She was cool with it

175 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 01:43

>>172
no
where did you post it

176 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 04:48

I like watching girls pee. I don’t know if seeing them perioding on the toilet is hot too

177 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 07:19

http://www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm

178 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 08:23

What board look do you use? I like Mittens

179 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 09:50

Custom glownigger CSS theme

180 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 10:01

amber.css

181 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 11:36

Everyone's nostalgic about the 20th century, but the only thing I really miss are CRTs and puffy hair on women

182 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 11:53

>>176 I let her pee on me and was like err this is weird baby! Then she asked me to pee on her, but I couldn't pee on something so lovely.

183 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 13:04

it freaks me out that ゆっくり実況プレイ are still popular

184 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 14:51

Who will save the world?

185 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 14:53

>>184
ゆっくり実況プレイ

186 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 15:29

Erome has become a lame onlyfans piracy site, yawn.

187 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 03:22

F　U　C　K!!!!
U
C
K
!!!!

188 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 16:16

I will reach >>999 by jisakujien when the fateful day arrives

189 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 17:20

Jisaku jien in the dark of the night, WHAT WHAT

190 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 19:23

Dividing driverrrrr

191 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 19:24

Sharp like an incisorrrrrr

192 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9925 20:15

Called him the Kaiser

193 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 02:07

>>192
Germany was never so weak under the Kaiser

194 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 05:59

This thread is now /cfg/- crazy frog general

195 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 06:00

ding ding

196 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 07:57

jisatsu jien

197 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 08:18

Ring ding ding daa baa
Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba
Wh-wha-what's going on-on?
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Bem, bem!
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding baa baa
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding ding bem bem bem
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Breakdown!
Ding, ding
Br-br-break it, br-break it
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Bem, bem!
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
Dum dum dumda dum dum dum
This is the Crazy Frog
A ram me ma bra ba bra bra rim bran
Dran drra ma mababa baabeeeaaaaaaa!
Ding, ding
This is the Crazy Frog
Ding, ding
Da, da
Ring ding ding ding ding ding
Ring ding ding…

198 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 09:49

im sick of sourfags.
they react to something so sour you have to brush your teeth after eating it with "it's not even that sour". who are you trying to impress?

199 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 13:35

im actually right and you can fuck right off

200 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 14:08

>>198 Do you mean like sour sweets? I am often disappointed by sweets that claim to be "mega-sour" or "brain-melting" but are only a bit sour. Fini Booms were the exception but I can't find them anywhere anymore

201 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 14:09

https://youtu.be/sbD6MVr6r5U

202 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 14:12

>>193 is an idiot

203 Name: Mr. Loverman : 1993-09-9926 17:00

Shabba!

204 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 17:00

Closer than my peeps, you are to me, baby

205 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 18:22

Callo

206 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 22:25

>>73 Big pumpkin titties

207 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9926 23:51

ENORMOUS TITTEN

208 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 00:15

ENORMOUS MITTEN

209 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 00:37

Let's make those nice big pumpkins some nice big pumpkouts

210 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 05:00

https://youtu.be/9jedtFFYA3A

211 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 08:05

>>209
Pumpkonics

212 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 08:38

i just want a gril for gods sake

213 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 15:52

https://youtu.be/VGor3MUAX1U

214 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 17:26

Event e-mitten

215 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 17:33

>>212
cook me some nice juicy hotdogs

216 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 18:27

this is really funny! i'm laughing and kexing

217 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9927 19:03

If veganism is so moral why is meat so heckin juicy and tasty?

218 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 03:00

>>217
Because humans are biologically omnivorous.

219 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 04:22

let's get >>glizzies on the 9999th day of this month

220 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 05:27

>>218 exactly, veganism and trannyism are both created by arrogant humans who think they know better than god and their own biology

221 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 05:46

>>220 cry about it lol

222 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 06:30

>>220
You're kind of throwing a rock at a beehive here complaining about trannyism.

223 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 07:01

If trannies are so immoral why is futa cock so heckin juicy and tasty?

224 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 07:41

futa are not trannies. newhalfs are.

225 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 08:09

did i ever mention how much i love whale steak

226 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 08:14

I do not understand how someone could ever like fishy beef, aka whale

227 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 08:33

>>221 dilate

228 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 09:11

Now watch me cope (kill it!)
Now watch me dilate (okay!)

229 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 09:21

https://www.wowhead.com/spell=335091/

230 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 10:04

http://irc.rohitab.com/logs/2014/06/20/
That's MY butt they're talking about! Spooky. @theGABAL those were my girlfriend's angels in the pic

231 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 10:24

opinions on ゆっくり実況プレイ?

232 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 11:34

Hey every1
holds up spork

233 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 13:11

teh penguin of d00m

234 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 17:03

Cocaine

235 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 17:25

僕は黒人が嫌いです。

236 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 17:28

>>235
why?

237 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 17:54

tfw no idpol obsessed weirdo gf

238 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 18:12

>>237
idpol weirdo gfs arent particularly hard to come by

239 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 19:25

https://images.revcontent.com/revcontent/image/fetch/f_auto,h_315,w_420,c_fill,g_face/pg_1/https://media.revcontent.com/content/images/f72f5e150b7dfbe3265099c0aa3704b7.png

240 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9928 19:40

Tori

241 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 02:44

Tories

242 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 09:54

Look out for my new song Electric Hero! Tories Gone

243 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 16:55

remember when like 4 people (80% of the dqn userbase) got banned because someone linked the spider trap

244 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 17:26

😁🍆

245 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 17:37

🥕🐡 augh

246 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 18:45

😩👉🤏😏
AAAUUUURRRGGGHHHHH HE'S SQUEEZING MY FINGER!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUUHHH!!!

247 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 21:59

😏🤏👈😩
AAAUUUURRRGGGHHHHH HE'S SQUEEZING MY FINGER!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUUHHH!!!

(for people with right facing pinch emoji)

248 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 22:11

Dokyun telling me about yukkuris and abuse sent me down a rabbit hole.
I cried.

249 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 22:18

黒人は私の肛門を舐める。

250 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 22:25

i wanna be cute and stupid

251 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 22:31

if you're cute and stupid people will obsess over abusing you

252 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 23:16

abuse me daddy

253 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9929 23:27

tfw no cute and stupid gf

254 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 00:24

A while ago I found out that Bronies have their own version of Yukkuri abuse. Straight out ripped off down to the way the victims talk.

255 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 06:00

>>254
Do they bleed rainbows?

256 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 06:31

>>255
I dont remember but they were fuzzier and fatter than the normal MLP creatures. I think they were called fluffies or fuzzies or something to that effect.

257 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 08:40

I remember fluffies because Chris-Chan is into them.
Abusing them used to be very in-vogue, to the point where they eventually became a tertiary fandom to MLP, but they're pretty obscure nowadays. Their booru is down and the last uploaded picture on the main MLP booru was like 8 months ago.
They don't bleed rainbows, but abusing a fluffy named Rainbow was very popular initially considering the resentment over its popularity. Also, like Yukkuri, their lore says they aren't animals but "biotoys", so it's technically not abuse like how Yukkuri are living pastries.

258 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 09:44

my sister saw chikan porn on facebook and thought it was real assault footage

259 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 09:52

Sketties!

260 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 11:52

>>251 just look what happened to paimon

261 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 15:02

Were Rozen Maiden's jissouseki the first, or was there a previous?

262 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9930 16:34

Fuck, I had forgotten about Jissouseki

263 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 10:52

Don't stop posting!

264 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 11:04

Roger!

265 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 11:04

Elizabeth!

266 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 11:05

Debris!

267 Name: ( ⌒-⌒) : 1993-09-9931 11:08

Make a great big smile
Everyone sieg heil to ME!
Wonderful meeeeeeeeee

268 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 11:49

zeke hyle

269 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 16:23

Jekyll & Hyde

270 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 16:51

Roger Roger

271 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9931 21:09

my vc is "baitt"

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