[COUNTDOWN] let's get >>999 on the 9999th day of this month (999)

1 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9900 14:03

Can DQN handle the BLAZING SPEED of 9.9 posts a day necessary to reach their goal? Or will punctual gomez drop in at the last minute to save the day? Find out next week on DQNball Z!

72 Name: v_v : 1993-09-9910 01:50

>>71
Lurk less

73 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 08:13

a jack o lantern named "pumpkin"

74 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:33

A dude called Head

75 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 13:37

uwu = human trafficking

76 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9910 23:28

Paddy! ...Paddy! PADDY! Who's been wearing Miranda's clothes‽

77 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 00:59

We're not gonna make it

78 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 02:32

We are!

79 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 11:04

We're not gonna make it!

80 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 11:05

We're not gonna make it... any more...

81 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 11:10

I think we will make it I was just singing a song

82 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 11:11

Weird "Al" Yankovic

83 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9912 11:24

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

84 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 04:15

Do you feel uphill?

85 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 08:45

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86 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 10:09

>>84 ALWAYS

87 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 22:12

Q-Bert fellatio

88 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9914 22:24

Gregg "Opie" Hughes is funny, get over

89 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 05:57

let me lick your poo poo hole

90 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 11:45

>>89
come here let me fart in your gay little mouth

91 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 13:19

Aw no! My bumhole's bleeding!

92 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 15:11

Here is my post for the day.

93 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 21:12

This thread resembles something but I don't know what

94 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 21:27

>>93 the previous thread, maybe?

95 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9915 22:00

I forgot! Let's keep going, guys

96 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 02:10

62.4 posts behind schedule! How far behind do you think we can fall by the 9999th, guys?

97 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 03:50

I love ass

98 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 04:24

What's gonna happen? Will somebody hold me?

99 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 13:58

99GET

100 Name: (´_ ゝ `) : 1993-09-9916 14:02

At my old job we had a contract with Rey Mysterio to use him in a game we were making, but the contract was pretty open-ended and we could've made like Tomb Raider but with him running around beating up bad guys. Would have been better

101 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 14:03

His manager does a podcast called Keepin It 100, that was the tenuous link there. 101 GET

102 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 14:03

Now to do
Post 102

103 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 19:25

( ﾟ -ﾟ) The 9999th of September falls on Christmas Day of Juche 109, for those of us using a more standard calendar.

104 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 19:27

Wait no it doesn't I'm just bad at math

105 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 19:55

my captcha is "noy"

106 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9916 19:55

tehe pero

107 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 03:25

Where are my gadgets?

108 Name: too lazy to scroll down to the CTRL+V thread : 1993-09-9917 07:50

We are releasing a new project — Crypko, in which you can get and trade AI generated anime characters on Ethereum blockchain. Click here to play Crypko Beta on Testnet for free.

109 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 11:28

Oh, it's all about Jesus!
It's all about Jesus!
It's all about Jesus!

110 Name: (´；ω；`) : 1993-09-9917 11:53

PRESS ENTER TO START

111 Name: (´；ω；`) : 1993-09-9917 11:54

GOOD JOB! NOW PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A PRESS A

112 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 11:55

TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP! TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP! TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP! TRY TO HOLD YOUR PINKY UP!

113 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 13:16

just washed my car wheels

114 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 13:17

time to wash myself!

115 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 14:55

This is me being washed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dqzCVEnADw

116 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 17:00

Feeling VERY uphill

117 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 19:33

Feeling VERY ill

118 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 20:14

today my captcha is "tume"

119 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 20:28

>>118
mine's po

120 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9917 20:49

#JusticeForJamive

121 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 02:40

cinnamon rolls, oh yeah cinnamon rolls

122 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 10:52

maybe i should start posting my blogposts in here to speed things up

would that be ok

123 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 11:12

gaynus

124 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 11:35

straightnus

125 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 12:17

>>122 Might be a larf, go for it!

126 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 20:35

De-evolution is real

127 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9918 21:50

Re-evolution!

128 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 01:36

Vive

129 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 02:50

Oculus

130 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 02:59

cardboard by google

131 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 05:24

Release the mittens!

132 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 07:09

My shoulder hurts from hammering

133 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 07:39

>>132
sounds like you're an expert at nutation

134 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 09:09

Just took a huge piss

135 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 11:31

Nice one >>134 that's fantastic! Might join you next time!

136 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 14:57

9999999999999999

137 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9919 17:51

My mom said I have long eyelashes

138 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 01:39

I used to have lovely eyelashes then I burnt them

139 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 02:27

i tried on fake eyelashes today

140 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 05:21

We are getting closer.

141 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 08:09

I can't tell if I smell like ass or if the house smells like bad

142 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 10:16

>>141 It doesn't matter so much if you just stay in the house!

143 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 10:56

DREAMS are REALITY!
FUCKIN' TRIP ON ECSTASY!

144 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 10:58

I smell something bad coming from my neighbour's house...

145 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 11:10

Life, is nothing but a dream, so peaceful and serene
Unless you're being evil then you on the devil's team

146 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 11:11

Well I receive what you want to believe
But soon - you'll - have - to - sow - those - bad - seeds
Please

147 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9920 19:52

gangsta writing

148 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9921 02:51

https://youtu.be/Lkg7_6iaPdY
Dinosaurs sounded like this apparently

149 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9921 11:23

>>147 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyb1nKY45Cw

150 Name: vc: infap : 1993-09-9921 12:20

I have been browsing the website imagefap and I don't know if the captions they make and fap to are funnybad or sadbad

151 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 07:49

Do you care if things you enjoy are considered socially acceptable or have negative stereotypes around them?

152 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 10:20

>>151 Not usually, but sometimes. I would never be caught dead playing D&D or watching Star Trek, but people calling me a bloody sheepfucker just rolls right off my back like duck water. I don't expect normies to understand the aspects of self-harm and bestiality that I enjoy.

153 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 10:37

At least >>152 likes mammals and isn't a bugfucking weirdo

154 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 10:45

>>151 No, stereotypes are just that, stereotypes. You can't always judge by appearance and you cant always judge media by its fans, I once met a 6'4 235lb golden glove boxer who was obsessively into Love Live and Kiniro Mosaic.

155 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 10:46

I decided to be a good citizen and seed my public tracker torrents this year, I hope whoever they appreciate it.

156 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 11:36

the opester is funny, get over it

157 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 11:47

>Love Live

the jewel eyes and crappy music makes it hard for me to get into it.

158 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 11:51

spongebob red mist

159 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 13:36

I sort of liked MLP when I watched it with my girlfriend at the time, but I'd be mortified if someone thought I was a brony. I never talk about it or look it up online or buy figures or anything like that. It was just a pleasant cartoon. Stereotypes are just stereotypes but there are still people in the world who do base their interactions on the prejudices they have. There is too much labelling and pigeonholing in the world. Oh you like {thing] that must mean you like it because of this and this and you must have this set of beliefs and you must dislike {other thing] etc.

160 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 15:33

If you voted for Brexit or Trump, you must be racist >____> I didn't but that annoyed me when my friends said that's what it was all about.

161 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 15:52

Gaaiiizze, whats gonna happen?

162 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 16:47

>>161
D10K will destroy this Elitist Superstructure once and for all.

163 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9922 16:58

i love you all so, so much

164 Name: vc: the : 1993-09-9922 23:39

i love you too, dokyun

165 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9923 22:23

I hate myself and I want to die

166 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 00:14

Dokyuns... we're falling very far behind from our goal...
Blazing fast speed was too fast to hold

167 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 00:31

I didnt want to hit it too early...

168 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 00:38

>>165
BECAUSE IT'S WINTER

169 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 00:42

chin-

chinese food near me
chinese scholomance

170 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 01:09

maria from umineko with the bane mask

going uuuu, uuuu, uuuu

171 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9924 01:30

It's been way too long since I licked up a girl's period!

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