>> Has a pocket protector made of gold
>>2 Has diamonds arranged in his gold pocket protector which are shaped to resemble a famous mathematical equation.
>>10 has a vast collection of math jokes, which he inflicts on all about him without warning or provocation.
>>16 brings his Yugioh cards to the terminal because he has no friends to play with.
>>17 has a torrent of every Yu-Gi-Oh episode on his external hard drive.
>>18 Wears the kind of glasses found in 1950s movies that were about engineers.
>>19 polishes his slide-rule daily, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
>>22 is a plushophile who likes to re-enact that old cartoon of Tux getting buggered by the BSD daemon.
>>26 Reviews shitty videogames and shows the reviews on youtube.
>>30
Makes angry videos on Youtube highlighting moments in the Star Wars sequels where Yoda's speech pattern deviates from his usual sentence structure.
>>33 manually edited every Lucky Star episode so that the audio plays Madonna's Lucky Star over and over.
>>35 Is a member of the most convincing Kraftwerk cover band ever.
>>37 Writes his grocery list and daily schedule using Star Wars text
>>40 Is the fist to take a pop hit and then make a cover of it using sounds from 8-bit consoles and computers.
>>43 gets insulted when called a geek, and points out in minute detail the differences between a geek and a nerd.
>>44 Created his own episode of the AVGN, and it was so convincing, even the AVGN thought he created it by himself. It began with a cover of the AVGN song that could have easily been mistaken for Kyle Justin.
>>49 makes jokes about premature ejaculation to hide his other problems.
>>66 Keeps the top 42 list of the 42 most interesting things that equal 42.
>>67 Created a nerd themed parody of the Dos Equis commercial. It includes such things as
"He can play an NES game without blowing on it"
>>68 Has the world's second largest collection of body pillows and has tagged each of them with rfid chips for easy body pillow management.
>>73 thinks it's cool to say >>someone else thinks it's cool to live in a [$RANDOM_THING]
>>78 is playing his own trumpet right now. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.
>>79 Forks his free software just enough to put his name on it.
>>84 Doesn't call cars by their name, instead calls them by their manufactured issued code. He takes a great deal of pride in his BNR34
>>85 Wrote his own 'car' function as part of building his own LISP interpreter from scratch in LISP itself.
>>86 snickered at 'boner' + '34' but was self-conscious that it might be too obvious a joke
>>88 uses phonetic language in the description of Japanese mythological creatures who have appeared in video games.
>>89 evidently hasn't quite finished memorizing his extensive collection of old video game manuals
>>90 bought hundreds of copies of every book in the Sue Grafton mystery novel series so that he can write sentences on his bookshelf using the letters on the spine.
>>93 writes Dragonball Z/Diary of Anne Frank crossover fanfic.
>>94 Calculated which anime teams can beat the DBZ team, and which ones can't. He has many fangirls and fanboys that want him killed for saying that the DBZ team can beat their team, and they diagree.
>>95 wrote a program that writes 'Clonepa sequels automatically.
>>96 made a whole set of Everybody Loves Clonepa skins for The Sims III