[Part II] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 12:09

>> Has a pocket protector made of gold

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 01:34

>>400 thought User Friendly ever was an Internet phenomenon.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 02:21

Even >>401's brain pancake crystal elderly

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 17:40

>>402 translated that to Swahili and back, just because he can.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 18:49

>>403 attempted to translate this thread into Lojban, but had to give up around >>402.

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6313 23:46

>>404 covered every song in the "ITT we chose the wrong genre to cover a song" thread.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 00:51

>>405 would have preferred to make a 'Post Not Found' joke.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 01:45

>>406 found a "forbidden" joke to be not acceptable

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6314 22:34

>>407's life is dictated by the Three Laws of Robotics.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6315 19:15

>>408 once built a robot to write more Asimovesque short stories. It committed suicide.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 01:16

>>409 demands a moeblob robot waifu who will cosplay with him.

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 04:26

>>410 built a Yuria 100 Shiki of his very own.

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 13:44

>>411 Made a computer past the turing test because he is an expert at cross dressing.

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6317 22:27

>>412 cross-dresses as Yuria 100 Shiki.

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 02:03

>>413 is an expert at identifying cross-dressers.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 02:16

>>414 writes erotic "Sliders" fanfiction.

416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 02:22

>>415 visits fchan.

417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6318 02:45

>>416 bought a bear-suit pyjama so he could be closer to Lain.

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 02:05

>>417 bought a Tauntaun sleeping bag so he could be closer to Luke.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6321 14:47

>>418 Built the world's fastest Segway. He set the speed record at the Bonneville Salt Flats, Daytona raceway, and the Gainsville drag race.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 02:58

>>419

Leaves his computer on all night torrenting bizarre japanese fetish porn.

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 08:07

>>420 is building a time machine with the express intention of sending BitTorrent technology and a large portion of bizarre japanese fetish porn into the early 90s to accelerate the development of bizarre japanese fetish porn.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 17:47

>>421 is funding that project.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6322 21:15

>>422 wears a panda suit and invites people to punch him on the streets of Brooklyn.

424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6323 00:52

>>423 Paid a plastic surgeon to turn him into a catgirl

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6323 02:08

>>424 was convinced a plastic surgeon to turn him into a catgirl free-of-charge.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6323 12:00

>>425 will wear a catgirl costume, free-of-charge

427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6325 19:49

>>426 scans ukiyo-e plates and uses reaction images from them.

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 18:25

>>427 gives his USB flash drives names like "Sparkle" and "Starburst"

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 18:29

>>428 scoffs at anyone who uses USB flash drives, and instead carries around multiple external hard drives.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 19:03

>>429 has a keyring of USB drives.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6334 23:54

>>430 Will recover your data from a crashed hard drive for free, so long as you have bizarre porn on it.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 02:20

>>431 will do it with or without the bizarre porn, because he loves hard drives that much.

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 08:25

>>432 wept when his hard drive died, carries around its lifeless corpse in his pocket and calls it "onii-chama" during long dark nights at home, alone.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 09:29

>>433 is >>432 making a shameful confession.

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6335 17:51

>>434 Is a van customizing nerd that made a copy of the 1980s Ninja Turtle van, A-team van, and a VW Microbus from some film about pot smokers.

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 17:50

>>435 added warp nacelles to his van, and wired them up to light up realistically when the engine is running.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 19:34

>>436 was voted "most likely to be arrested for driving a consistent eighty-eight miles per hour in the middle of town during a thunderstorm"

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6338 20:17

>>437 drives at breakneck speed across the country looking for towns that resemble those from Pokemon games.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 14:48

>>438 is widely rumored to liek mudkips.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6339 18:56

>>439 has a party comprised of six Mudkips, each nicknamed one letter to spell the word "MUDKIP."

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6340 11:26

>>440 has taught himself carpentry in order to make as much mudkip-shaped furniture as humanly possible.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 18:23

>>441 Can quote the entire Chinpokomon South Park episode in 20 different languages.

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 18:39

>>442 fitted an anemometer in his toilet so he could measure how hard he pees each time, then makes graphs using the data

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 19:27

>>443 did the same, and trying to correlate the measurements with sunspot cycles, the orbits of the planets, and stock market data.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6343 23:14

>>444 built a miniature replica of Stonehenge out of Sharp X68000 cases.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 02:36

Imported a X68000 computer at great expense just to play a Ginga Eiyū Densetsu strategy game he saw advertised in Login Magazine.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6344 21:42

>>446 cannot parse citation syntax because is posting from from an Atari Falcon.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 00:10

>>447 Remakes the worst Atari 2600 games for modern consoles. He just finishing making a Custer's Revenge remake for Nintendo wii.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 02:02

>>448 requested it and is even now practicing his hip-thrust action.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 04:57

>>449 is writing a GameFAQs guide for the Custer's Revenge remake.

451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 11:00

>>450 is a beta-reader for Custer's Revenge crossover fanfiction.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 13:41

>>451 Is offering a huge amount of money to the AVGN if he plays both the old and new Custer's Revenge, and does a side by side comparison of both.

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 18:23

>>452 has written the movie script and is pitching it to major studios even now. Coming to theaters near you, summer 2012, CUSTER'S REVENGE! The biggest action blockbuster of the 21st Century!!!!!111one

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 19:09

>>453 is the world record holder in Custer's Revenge.

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 19:16

>>454 Is the Chevrolet nerd who made sure his post number is the same as a famous Chevy engine.

456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 19:26

>>455 is actually >454

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 20:00

>>456 almost barely said "same person" because of its status as an old meme.

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6345 20:22

>>457 and >>457 are the same person.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6346 09:56

>>458 has been having an identity crisis ever since an older version of him decided to travel back to the past to mooch off his younger self.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 22:41

>>459 writes mock-ups of barely operable software and then sells them on the internet proclaiming them to be "ALPHA AS FUCK"

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6347 22:57

>>460 uses Minecraft's redstone wires to build his SNES emulator.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 19:21

>>461 posted numerous videos of >>460's circuitry in action on youtube in 1080p.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 20:14

>>462 sells Blu-Ray recordings of 1080p YouTube videos of Minecraft on eBay, sending the video authors mocking messages every time he makes a sale.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 21:56

>>463 created a port of YouTube for Minecraft, mostly so that players would never have to leave the game to watch Minecraft videos.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6348 22:01

>>464 created a Minecraft mode for Emacs.

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 01:20

>>465 browses the web in Lynx, fully aware that there are better text-based browsers out there but being too stubborn to switch. If there is a site he cannot display properly, he just never visits it.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 04:05

>>466 uses a Perl script to parse plaintext from every site he wants to visit, not even bothering to use decent formatting.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6351 17:40

>>467 has coded a better Minecraft in Befunge.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6352 22:59

>>468 Is a German nerd that hates Minecraft, so he created a virus to destroy it. It is called "Neincraft" and it also does the things mentioned in Weird Al's song Virus Alert.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 01:02

>>469 is a Japanese nerd who hates Germans, so he created a virus to counter ``Neincraft'' called ``Haicraft''.

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 03:18

>>470's haicraft is full of eels.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 04:58

>>471 memorized Holy Grail really well, he can recite it right now, and have you ROTFLOL

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 06:10

>>472 used "ROTFLOL" on a BBS based off of 2ch.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 21:12

>>473 is porting his favorite dating sim to the Commodore 64.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6353 22:25

>>474 has made a Dwarf Fortress anime, manga, three video game spinoffs, convention,drama disc, anime based off of the game based off of the anime based off of the game, and a manga based off of that.

All by himself.

(No, he's not ZUN)

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 03:36

>>475 bought a +dwarven body pillow+ with an image of a dwarf in pig tail cloth. The dwarf is making a lewd gesture.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 06:34

>>476 played out the complete history of the Earth using nothing but Dwarf Fortress, from the beginning until now.

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 09:40

>>477 is ZUN

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6354 20:05

>>478 achieved everything ZUN has ever done one morning before breakfast. Then he coded a program that will find the meaning of life in less than a millisecond of computing time.

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 02:14

>>475 - >>479 care enough about ZUN to make jokes about Him.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 04:48

Whilst >>476 and >>477 did not make jokes about ZUN in this thread, >>480 knows that they have made jokes about him elsewhere as he devotes every second of every day to maintaining a database detailing every single precise moment of the lives of every single person who has ever used DQN.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 05:05

>>481 has outdone me. That, in itself, is nerdy.

483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 08:12

>>482 is proud of his nerdy e-penis. Or was, until >>481 came along.

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 19:05

>>483 is president of the Weird Al Lookalike club.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 19:14

>>484 is ZUN, who dresses as Weird Al and makes demeaning jokes all to compensate for the fact that it failed to get >>476.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6355 21:02

>>485 is obsessed enough with ZUN to have painstakingly gained access to every single CCTV camera in any area he frequents, as well as having installed a few cameras of his own in ZUN's apartment. He is currently working on gaining similar coverage of Weird Al's activities.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 23:23

>>486's post number reminds him of his favourite old CPU, which still serves him well in his print server.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6359 23:51

>>487 recognized >>486's post number as an Intel model number.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6360 00:20

>>488 Edited the code of another board so he could 6502GET.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6361 15:58

>>489 was the one who discovered the F00F bug.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:03

>>490 porn collection consists of pictures of motherboards.

All of them are over 18 years of age.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:08

>>491 has seen all porn on the Internet, even of the most obscure fetishes

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 15:57

>>492 masturbates to keyboards.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6362 17:28

I find it fairly disturbing that my captcha is "sex". Really.
And I bet >>493 did that to me on purpose, to vicariously satisfy his captcha fetish.

495 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6363 07:47

>>494 insists on being called Christ.

496 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6364 00:34

>>495 firmly believes that pokemon might be real.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 00:57

>>496 wants to show you his Pokeymans.

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 03:07

>>497 said that before to a woman but meant it as a serious chatup line

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 09:12

>>498 has never talked to a woman before. Even his mother was too creeped out by him.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6364 09:27

despite literally hundreds of thousands of posts on dozens of boards over a period of time that is now almost a decade,
>>499
has never scored a significant GET

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