[Part II] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 12:09

>> Has a pocket protector made of gold

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6176 23:03

>>100 is secretly the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6177 02:24

>>101 has made a densha otoko thread in the /Love & Romance/ board.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6177 23:40

>>102 Is an Otaku Otaku, someone who spends more time learning about Otaku than trying to find a girlfriend. Also, >>102 has a harem of hug pillows.

104 Name: ( ^∀^) : 1993-09-6178 03:51

>>103 wishes he'd gotten the 100GET in this thread.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6178 20:25

>>104 had an awesome 100get post all ready to go but his mom made him take out the garbage and he missed his chance.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6179 01:41

>>105

Jealous he didn't get to tell >>103 that he wished he got 100GET

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 02:11

>>106 went to a club last night, but found the experience alienating and returned early to project on to another poster.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 03:20

>>107 Can't go to a club because he's a hikki.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6180 17:05

>>107 uses a ZX Spectrum with 48K of memory to surf the interwebs

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6181 17:18

>>108 ported Apache to a VIC-20.
>>109 runs his torrent site on it.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6181 18:51

>>110 Has a $3000 Aliemware computer that he uses to play Solitare and Minesweeper.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6182 18:08

>>111 knows a Chinese Alienware knockoff when he sees it

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6184 22:52

>>112 Has every Chinese fake Famicom ever built

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 19:51

>>113 Collected all bootlegs chinese nes games

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 22:43

>>114 listens to nothing but chiptune.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6185 23:58

>>115 only listens to chiptune he made himself

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 01:34

>>116 Know by heart what day 1993-09-6188 corresponds to in the alternate timeline where its 2010-08-09

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 19:18

>>117 wrote a thesis on the art of flamewars

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 20:22

>>118 is one of only five people in the world to have an official military ribbon for participating in an Internet flame war.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 21:14

>>119 Genetically engineered a tree that grows money

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6190 07:23

>>120 genetically engineered a tree that has a vagina.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 15:24

>>121 had sex with a tree.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 15:30

>>122 is too scared of even the concept of sex to ever have had it.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6191 17:32

>>123 is too shy to masturbate.

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6192 07:03

>>124 only masturbates to this thread.

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6192 23:21

>>125 Has a pocket pussy with a mosaic over it.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 08:46

>>126 Uses the original Mosaic web browser.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 14:50

>>127 is the president of the Mosaic Users Group.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6193 22:03

>>128 is the only other member. He also regrets missing the power-of-2GET

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 14:23

>>129 Has a house with an interior which resembles the inside of the Starship Enterprise

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:14

>>130 has a collection of life-sized cardboard cutout Kirks.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 12:33

>>131 Has a Magic 8-ball with answers from Spock.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 16:07

>>132 has a collection of life-sized cardboard cutout Moots.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 17:28

>>133 actually has moot

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 22:53

>>134 actually IS Moot, and still wishes to be the little girl.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 10:37

>>135 legally changed his name to 'The Little Girl' in order to make his dream a reality.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 15:13

>>136 legally changed his name to Ima Nerd.

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 17:02

>>137 hahahahahaha

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 20:21

>>138 is amused by silly names because he never leaves his house

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 23:08

>>139 Likes to quote the whole "Biggus Dickus" scene from that Monty Python movie.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 23:38

>>140 enjoys reciting Monty Python lines with other nerds, lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large...

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 01:51

>>141's one and only fetish is Ferengi earjob.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 12:37

>>142 Likes stuffing shitty bat-games up the Joker's ass.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6201 23:45

>>143 Does tool assisted speed runs of porn games.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6202 15:05

>>144 is the person who discovered that MC Frontalot's second album lines up perfectly with Busty Sluts Vol. 6.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 01:09

>>145 Has a 2TB hard drive full of Randy Marsh porn

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6203 22:33

>>146 can tell the difference between Yui and Ui even when their hairstyle is the same.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6204 13:21

>>147 Fan-translates anime that hasn't been popular in over 30 years.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6205 23:22

>>148 hasn't been popular in over 30 years himself.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 15:55

>>149 just celebrated his 30th birthday and collected on a few family bets.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6206 17:32

>>150 wants to be the 30-year-old girl

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 01:52

>>151 Created a computer virus that causes vocaloids to sound like 60 year old chain smokers.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6208 23:33

>>152 bio-engineered an actual virus that causes 60-year old chain smokers to sound like Vocaloids.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 04:25

>>153 stitched together body parts of 60-year-old chain smokers to create an actual Vocaloid.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6209 07:48

>>154 spends his time furiously writing to people on the Inter-net to inform them that Vocaloid is a software program, not a cartoon anthropomorphization.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 13:18

>>155 Created a fake motivational poster that was so true and hard-hitting, that it caused a mass suicide 10 seconds after it was posted to an image board.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 15:46

>>156 immediately did a lame variation on that poster, but got no response at all.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6211 16:07

>>157 helpfully suggested that the poster "needs more zerg rush".

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 08:09

>>158 suffers from the Kugimiya Virus Hypersensitive Cerebral Corticalitis.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 13:13

>>159 isn't really a nerd, but plays one at LARPs.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 13:14

>>159 coined 釘宮病.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6223 13:24

>>160 & >>161 co-invented the F5 key.

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 07:54

>>162 made a joke about a computer key.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 11:22

>>163
nows what a million plus a million is

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6224 22:12

>>164

Knows not what nows means.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6226 01:13

>>165 Animated his own parody. It is called "Asses Power Hentalia"

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 14:58

>>166 is a parody of nerds himself.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 17:48

>>167 says "old timer's" when he means to say "alzheimer's"

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6227 20:14

>>168 is so nerdy that he doesn't grasp the difference between being nerdy and using eggcorns and other malapropisms in speech.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 05:03

>>169 used the word "eggcorns".

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6228 22:50

>>170 Laughs at instances when people use large or obscure words the way Beavis and Butthead laugh at words such as "wood" or "erect."

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 02:00

>>171 gigglesnorted like Eddie Deezen when he typed "wood."

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 23:02

>>172 was wiccan when he was younger.

174 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 08:40

>>173 is an American who wrote a novel of the Revolution in the King's English.

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 09:51

>>174 has never been outside his native Devon, but still steadfastly refuses to use Oxford spellings. And the less said about his Noah Webster body pillow, the better ...

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6230 15:02

>>175 doesn't realize when he's being sincerely insulted.

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 04:18

>>176 insulted strangers on the internet by recording a League of Legends-inspired rap album.

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6235 05:50

>>177 has a karaoke tape of every DQN Song.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6236 10:05

>>178 translates Irish folk songs of the 1960s into Cantonese.

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6237 01:26

>>179 wonders if that means >>178 is responsible for "Amhran Gra Vietnam."

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 21:50

>>180 knows all about dead parrots

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6238 23:27

>>181 Built his own technodrome.

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 14:50

>>182 has watched "Videodrome" one hundred and eighty-two times.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6240 16:38

>>183 only watched "Videodrome" one hundred and twenty-eight times, as he only does thing in powers of two. If he were to watch it just one more time, he would feel compelled to watch it again one hundred and twenty-seven more times to get the figure up to an even two hundred and fifty-six.

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 17:41

>>184 You're Archduke.

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 19:49

>>185 Wrote his own IRC client

187 Name: ( ˂ ヮ˃) : 1993-09-6241 20:54

>>186 knows everything there is to know about his dorsal fins.

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6241 23:40

>>187 was fed up with the way cosplay porn is done (too boring), so he directed one himself.

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 17:29

>>188 forced a thousand spoons into his anus and wrote an opera about it.

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 19:51

>>189 is building his own sex robot.

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6242 21:23

>>190 cosplays a sex robot for >>188.

192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6243 00:07

>>191 earns thousands of dollars by reprogramming other people's ordinary robots into sex robots. >>191 then spends those thousands of dollars buying cosplay costumes for shows that haven't been animated yet.

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 21:57

>>192 borrows those costumes to put onto his sex robots, ironically enough.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6244 22:32

>>193 has a sex-robot harem

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 00:12

>>194 Makes people wear safety goggles when entering his house.

Otherwise he might blind them with science.

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6246 22:54

>>195 tries to trick people to place their eyes in front of his particle accelerator so that he can actually say that he blinded them with science.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6247 01:12

>>196 never wore his safety goggles

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 07:05

>>197 built a house entirely out of windows, shaped like the Windows logo, on top of which he flies the Windows logo as a flag.

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 09:07

>>198 built a house entirely out of penguins, shaped like a penguin, on top of which he flies a decapitated penguin wearing a tuxedo as a flag.

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 21:07

>>199 Built a house entirely out of pandas , shaped like a panda, and uses a piece of bamboo as a flagpole flying a flag which is a picture of 2 pandas having sex.

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