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>>704 Has a robot that is on trial at robot court for violation of Asimov's laws.
>>706 hasn't yet realized it, but 706 is the ugliest number in this thread.
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>>711 hans out in front of the store that shares a name with his GET.
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>>721 keeps correcting people who don't pronounce "booru" as "boh-ru".
>>723 is obsessed with the cartoon series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
>>724 is always the first to create Rule 34 of any new cartoon.
>>726 writes a list of characters before hunting down rule34 for his evening fap.
>>732 made a remix of the music of Cheetahmen II which subsequently became big in Japan.
>>733 cosplays as various Cheetahmen characters at anime conventions.
>>734 writes Cheetamen II slashfic and posts it at the Pit of Voles.
>>738 makes simple things overcomplicated.
>>739 Makes the biggest overanalysis of every new movie within minutes of leaving the theater.
>>740 is the founder of the ttp://vndb.org/ web-site.
>>741 is the founder of the http://www.agnph.com/ website.
>>745 is ( ˃ ˂), and apparently wrote almost every post on DQN himself.
>>746 is i@EΝEj, and he personally wrote nearly every post on DQN between circa September 5100th and September 5339th, 1993.
>>748
Made himself a XXXL t-shirt with ttp://twitter.com/503 printed on it.
>>751 Has a huge shirt which has the instructions for loading a C64 game.
>>753 took a silkscreening class just to reproduce all of Yui's t-shirts and wear them.
>>755 submitted all the photos and screenshots of old operating systems displaying the Wikipedia home page.
>>759 documents these viruses, giving them titles and creating wiki pages for each of them, updating the version numbers regularly.
>>762 edits the creation dates and names of pictures saved down from 4chan to make them appear several years older than they actually are, just so he can show off what an oldfag he is to his tiny circle of online acquaintances.
>>763 boasts that he had made his own little chan before that horrible Trevorchan/Kusaba plague.
>>767 has been feverishly refreshing on buttchan.net in order to post "FIRST!"
>>769 reads Ars Technica articles religiously, only posting comments to complain and nitpick when he actually understands the topic, which is actually not that often.
>>772 wrote a rhyming Animaniacs fan-song to help him remember the periods of Japanese history.
>>773 posted a chiptune version of it on multiple video-sharing sites.
>>774 posted a video of himself singing the song on Youtube. IN the video he is crossplaying as Dot.
>>775 has received enough checks from Donald Knuth to live comfortably for a year.
>>776 Could not be changed by the Please Please Please Get A Life Foundation.
Whenever >>777 doesn't post to DQN, he continues working on his plans to build a working Degenatron console with all the features advertised in GTA: Vice City. The schematics are almost complete, but hunting down the vintage 1986 breadboards is proving difficult.
The moment a new hit song comes out, >>780 covers it with Mario Paint Composer.
The interior of >>782's home is only accessible through a large, green, stylized pipe.
>>783 Is an action and spy movie nerd that has a fancy biometric lock on his front door. The sewer underneath his house has numerous death traps because in action movies, secretly entering a building through the sewer is a common plot in action movies. His air condition ducts are filled with Van Der Graff generators to zap intruders and sanitize air at the same time.
>>789 Made a fortune by making fake Weird Al signed memorabilia.
>>792 Likes Dragon Ball Z and South Park equally, so he will take a crap that is over 9000 Courics
>>793 wrote a long, scathing email to Squeeks admonishing him for allowing the "ITT The Previous Poster is Socially Awkward" thread to stay up when its content overlaps almost entirely with this thread.
>>795 likes to wait 85 seconds for the captcha to refresh instead of 60 because he thinks an aged captcha is better than a new cheap one.
>>795 also waits for 85 seconds between posts without refreshing captcha, so that his captcha is vintage.