>> Has a pocket protector made of gold
>>900 refused to seize the 900GET because he was afraid it might make us think he was even more nerdy than he actually is.
>>901 makes his own chatbots, in order to feel less lonely without actually having to converse with other humans.
>>902 makes chatbots that talk to one another, so that he won't have to.
>>903 masturbates to Microsoft Comic Chat comics of bots talking with one another because finding doujins to wank off to is something he doesn't wish to get involved in.
Whenever there is a power outage, >>904 plays Hunt the Wumpus by candlelight using punch cards.
>>908 is trying his best to organize Massive Multiplayer Offline game of DnD.
>>911 doesn't suffer from Asperger's Syndrome--he enjoys every moment of it.
>>912 has written a 700,000 word essay on his interpretation of the Touhou canon. Four of its readers promptly erected a shrine to him; the other one deconstructed his arguments in great detail on Nico Nico Douga.
>>913 knew everything about every MLP incarnation by heart long before FiM and bronies was a thing.
>>914 cosplays while writing Visual Novel modes for Emacs under an anaglyphic virtual terminal using the power glove and 3D glasses.
>>916 has sold his stove to buy more RAM. He cooks his meals on his CPU heatsink instead.
>>918 was afraid that people would realize that he was a nerd, were he to use the correct word, "snork".
>>919 loved the old "Snorks" cartoons when he was a kid, almost as much as the "Smurfs." And still writes elaborate fanfiction about both, thirty years later.
>>921 built a Babbage Engine in a cave, using a box of scraps.
>>922 Built a scale model of Arkham City that was so precise, the game's programmers were jealous of it.
>>923 Saw the movie "Human Centipede" and the created a Human Millipede.
>>924 made 2/3 of posts in The previous poster is a computer (ttp://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1330541296).
>>928's idea of fun is discovering and abusing bugs in game physics engines, then uploading footage of them to YouTube.
>>931 liked them better when they were the darkest corners of CERN back in the day.
>>933 is a proud owner of http://dqn.bbs/
>>934 clicked that link and was disappointed that it did not lead to a whole new world of DQNity.
>>935 has no need for a DNS server, as he simply memorises all the IP addresses he needs to visit.
>>936 memorizes all the required IP addresses as a full 32-bit number.
[Is it bad that I still remember the IP addresses of Quartz and Abermud Flathead?]
>>937 still remembers the IP addresses of Quartz and Abermud Flathead. Which isn't bad, but it's very nerdy.
>>938 counted Sir Lancelot's bounty during his assault on Swamp Castle.
>>943's doorbell plays a random file from his MP3 collection. In order to ensure true randomness in the selection algorithm, he has it hooked up to a plutonium source in the basement.
>>944 Programmed a script that will automatically create a 3rd nerd thread the moment this thread reaches 999 posts.
>>946 Created a form of knee surgery so that people who took an arrow to the knee can once again become adventurers.
>>947 founded a Legend of Galactic Heroes LARP group to have some use for his blonde wig collection.
>>949 Is a Megaman nerd that uses a copy of Heat Man to light his cigarettes.
>>950 is currently working out the mathematics necessary to envision a fourth-dimensional Rubik's Cube.
>>953 Doesn't age whiskey in barrels, he synthesizes each ingredient individually, so whiskey that would be aged 18 years would be made in less than 1 hour. He uses a beaker as a shot glass.
>>954 After watching an episode of PSG, he made boxer shorts that can turn into grenades.
>>955 has watched every episode of PSG and wants to cosplay as "Stocking." But he doesn't really have the legs for it.
>>956 is the kind of anime otaku who frothed with nerdrage at the "animesque" trappings of Teen Titans and Avatar: The Last Airbender. When PSG and its westernised artstyle appeared, he took it as an omen of the impending apocalypse and built himself a bunker out of his beloved laserdisc collection.
>>957 Has a room full of stuff from Spaceballs. To enter, you must type 1234 into the keypad, or use The Schwartz.
>>958 Has at least 999 units of every fictional video game currency.
>>960 Dressed up as Garterbelt from PSG when he went to church and when he went to the disco.
>>961 wears massive glasses and a pocket protector which he believes to be ironic about nerds, but the irony is on him.
>>962 Took scenes from various adult anime, and created an AMV that features Whip It by Devo
>>964 Knows every cliche from mecha anime, and animated them all at once.
>>967 Created his own "Revenge of The Nerds" movie, but it was about the AVGN and friends taking revenge on people who produce really bad video games.
>>968 didn't win any prizes since high school science fairs, so he works twice as hard on a time travel machine.
>>969 faithfully follows Charles Atlas DYNAMIC-TENSION lessons
>>970 kicks sand in the face of muscular guys at the beach. The irony is sadly lost on them.
>>972 has a life-sized replica Lance of Longinus towering over his backyard. His neighbors use it to find their way around town without a map.
>>973 Created the Maxwell Smart phone. It is a shoe that can be used as a cellphone, and run any Android app.
（￣へ￣） Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads".
>>975 posts in so many different threads on thousands of boards simultaneously, that sometimes he confuses one thread for another.
>>976 has already designed an UI for Stephen Hawking for the case of complete paralysis.
>>977 Stole an electrolarynx from a chain smoker, and made prank calls, pretending to be Stephen Hawking.
>>978 autotunes Stephen Hawking lectures to make it sound like he's singing along to Touhou music.
>>979 Creates Smurf fan fiction where Stephen Hawking is known as "Wheelchair Smurf."
>>980 Created a real life version of Angry Birds. The birds are albatrosses and the pigs are peccaries.
>>983 works for Microsoft and hopes to continue following in Gabe Newell's footsteps.
One of >>983's scripts automatically incremented the post number he had typed, even though he hadn't asked for it. The script is gradually becoming self-aware.
>>986 Is a perverted video game remixer. His latest song is a remix of Outrun - Magical Sound Shower. He calls it Golden Sound Shower.
>>987 has several terabytes of hard drive space filled with video game remixes.
>>988 Takes hit songs and replaces the rhythm with 8-bit sounds.
>>991 Can name all of the independent movies made by James Rolfe.
>>992 has an encyclopedic knowledge of every viral internet video ever made.
>>993 Has a laboratory that covers 5 square miles, and Igor is an assistant there.
The walls of >>994's house are painted with sprites of every type of 8-bit era enemy he has vanquished so far.
>>995 Has beaten all those enemies, so he went back, and beat them again, except he only used the crappiest weapons in those 8-bit games.