[Part II] The previous poster is a nerd [otaku] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6132 12:09

>> Has a pocket protector made of gold

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6250 21:31

>>200 is so obsessed with >>199's obsession with pandas that he neglected to claim the 200GET.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 00:38

>>201 Is so obsessed with GETs that he has as many open browser windows as his computer will allow, with each browser window having as many open tabs as the browser will allow.

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 00:57

>>202 is only mocking >>201 because he wrote a script that would get gets for him.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 02:07

>>203 posts as Beady Eyes, but only when he's missing a get by one or two posts.

205 Name: ( E-E) : 1993-09-6251 14:23

...maybe.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6251 15:29

>>205 takes pills to deal with his ADHD, social anxiety and a bunch of other imaginary disorders.

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 08:31

>>206 fit the Battle of Jericho, Jericho, Jericho
>>206 fit the Battle of Jericho, and the walls come a-tumbling down!

208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 14:21

>>207 smells like a nerd, so probably is one.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 14:24

>>208 is an expert in the field of nerd-smelling.

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 17:28

>>209 writes a popular nerd-smelling blog called StinkGeek.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 20:36

>>210 slashdotted >>209's blog.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6252 23:16

One day >>211 have been to StinkGeek in the internet,StinkGeek.
So many people were there that >>211 couldn't get on the site .
Then, >>211 looked at the banner ad,it was written " COOL FREE RINGTONES "
Are you fool?
Or are you poor?
Hey boy ! Don't come to StinkGeek you don't usually come in because of COOL FREE RINGTONES.
How silly you are! It's just COOL FREE RINGTONES and it is COOL FREE RINGTONES!
There are some families. 4 persons, all of the family, come to StinkGeek?
Hahaha,,it's so funny.
The father said "Well, I shall favourite page". This situation looked ugly and poverty.
Oh boy ! They must leave the site because >>211 give them COOL FREE RINGTONES.

It should be bloodier.
Is it not strange that >>211 and one who sat opposite side of RJ-45 type connection start fighting.
It is cool that situation >>211 will kill him or >>211 will be killed by him.
Girls and kids should keep away.

Well, as soon as >>211 had sat barely, a man who had sat beside me said
"I want talk Takuan"
So >>211 gotta angry again."Hey boy ! With Takuan is not popular now."
He was stupid to say "Takuan" with the happiest simle.
>>211 wanted to ask him "Do you really want to talk about it ?",
and to question colosely, and to interrogate for about one hour.
>>211 thought him just wanted to say "Takuan".

A specialist of StinkGeek, >>211 like to say that the finest topic is "Squeeks".
That is the coolest.
"Kusosure Squeeks with a waltzing matilda "
it is the most popular style of us, the cult of StinkGeek.
Squeeks is full with much feces.
Instead of that it's with mere defecation.This is so good.
And it with a fresh jumbuck. This is the best.

However there is an accident you will be on the staffs' mark next time,if you mention one.
It is a sword which has sevral blades.
It is not recommendable for the laymen.
You, poor laymen, had better talk regular topic with farts and cow droppings.

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 12:25

>>212 has created hundreds of altered versions of the Yoshinoya Rant.

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 15:30

>>213 immediately recognized >>212's post as something not already in his massive kopipe archive, and quickly moved to correct this omission.

>>213 is an EXPERT KOPIPE COLLECTOR.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 15:33

>>214 would normally say "copypasta" but wants to fit in

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 21:12

>>215 has a Japanese address just to vote in manga character popularity polls.

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6256 22:11

>>216 has a Japanese proxy just to read the /b/ board at 2chan.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 15:53

>>217 has a Japanese proxy just to raid the /b/ board at 2chan.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 21:09

>>218 has been banned from Habbo Hotel.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6257 23:03

>>219 is a paid maid at Habbo Hotel.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 00:09

>>220 is fresh from AOL.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 06:05

>>221 thinks AOL is pretty fresh, yo. Word.

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 13:39

>>222 utilizes USENET through AOL since the first day.

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 16:00

>>223 still navigates the web using AOL Keywords.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 21:25

>>224 won't stop talking about how much better Gopher and Veronica were than the WWW.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 22:26

>>225 keeps Archie running in an undisclosed location, its virtual and physical addresses known only to a few trusted Elitists

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6258 22:50

>>226 heard about new fancy WinME and decided to run a server on it.

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6261 07:38

>>227 decided to take a crack at running a Windows ME-based website and developed a security system for it so advanced and secure that web developers all over the world promptly formatted their FreeBSD/Linux/unix/Solaris drives to install WinME.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6261 09:50

>>228 has been working for twelve years on his own experimental operating system. It doesn't have a name yet, but it'll be great, just you wait and see.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 00:06

>>229 Has one. He calls it "Doors"

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 06:25

>>230 started a Doors cover band, ironically named "Windows"

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 13:12

>>231
Reads Jim Morrison's poetry without irony.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 16:09

>>232 uses the word "irony" without irony.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 20:18

>>233 is like radiation in your wedding cake.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 00:18

>>234 is working on a science fair exhibit about radioactive wedding cakes.

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 01:36

>>235 wanted to serve yellowcake at his wedding.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 09:20

>>236 Has a miniature nuclear power plant inside his house.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 14:30

>>237 runs several strategically-located uranium enrichment facilities.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 14:45

>>238 farts plutonium and power plants are fueled by the sweat from his brow. When they plug him in, the lights go out in Hong Kong.

...no, wait, we've somehow gone out the back side of "geek" and crossed over into "crazy awesome."

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 19:41

>>239 Has unlicensed nuclear accelerators that can take out a ghost from a mile away, and unlike the other unlicensed nuclear accelerators, this one will not hurt anyone if the streams are crossed, or if someone looks into the trap.

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 22:32

>>240 Has 200 kilowatts of electric sheep.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6273 23:03

>>241 is an android.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 12:27

>>242 plays video games

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 14:00

>>243 posts on DQN.

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 15:34

>>244 corrects people who misuse obscure memes

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 16:38

>>245 meticulously carries out and is w.

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 18:14

>>246 collected thousands of pictures of his waifu.

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 20:47

>>247 made a MUGEN char of Mayhem

249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 04:18

>>248 is playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R. RIGHT NOW

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 11:12

>>250 is posting on the bus on his smart phone RIGHT. NOW.

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 18:24

>>250 thinks describing his own actions would make the previous poster sound more nerdy by comparison. He is sadly mistaken.

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 10:18

>>251 imports his green tea from Kyoto.

253 Name: < ˃ ˂> : 1993-09-6281 14:42

>>252 imports his manhwa from Corea.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 14:45

>>253 conflates "nerdy" with "Nida."

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6281 22:50

>>254 is upset that he was not one post later, because he wanted his post number to be the highest unsigned 8-bit integer.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 00:59

>>255 Has the worlds greatest collection of 8-bit tits

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 09:35

>>256 has a framed printout of "Meriday in the Morning".

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 11:31

>>257 invented the yukkuri.

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 11:52

>>258 has all possible vericodes accessible from a drop-down menu below the entry field.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 12:08

>>259 only uses the finest crunchy vericodes coated in chocolate for his posts, having an elaborate and complex ranking system of all possible vericodes.

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6282 18:33

>>260 complains to the mayor about the lack of maid cafés in his hometown.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 02:33

>>261 Cross dresses in a maid costume, and pours coffee, then takes off that costume, and drinks the coffee, in order to believe he is in a maid café.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6284 04:07

>>262 plays Everquest on Vallon Zek in an all-Ogre RP guild.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 14:33

>>263 posted that from a web browser inside GMod

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 21:56

>>264 uses GMod to create preposterous little cartoons he posts to Youtube.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6285 22:13

>>265 watches these cartoons even though he doesn't even have a Steam account.

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 06:47

>>266 posts on DQN even though he doesn't even have an internet connection.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 13:18

>>267 will never have children but dreams of naming his offspring after his verification codes on DQN

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 13:23

>>268 can't desid whether his own verification codes are readable enough for that.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 13:30

>>269 taught his children to count in binary first

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 17:16

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6286 21:46

>>271 has been searching for the secret of invisibility his whole life.

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 05:15

>>272 was known in high school as 'that kid in the back who never talks and always draws anime characters'.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 14:42

>>273 can only communicate through drawings of anime characters.
This post was brought to you via image-recognition cognitive AI.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6287 22:56

>>274 can only communicate through TCP/IP.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 02:11

>>275 slacks off in class by doing doing the homework for next semester's classes

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 12:24

>276 did his homework in the library during lunch instead of hanging out with friends.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 21:09

>>277 doesn't know what friends are. Or lunch.

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 21:32

>>278 failed the Turing test.

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 22:42

>>279 thought it would be funny if he made his friends take the Turing test.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6288 23:07

>>280 starts a new game every time he dies to simulate life in The Zone as realistically as possible.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 00:48

>>281 spends a significant portion of his time in advocacy of free and open-source software.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 01:27

>>282 Built his own spacecraft to land on the moon, and plant his own flag. What is written on the flag is a code that can only be understood by the nerdiest of nerds.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6289 01:41

>>283 translated that from the insane ramblings of Renard Queenston's fursona's psychotic episodes.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 18:36

>>284 is a Wikipedia admin.

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 19:13

>>285 pays for tanasinn.info's server upkeep.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 19:36

>>286 spent hundreds of dollars trying to buy pax-tsukuru.com.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 19:36

>>286 sincerely dedicated himself to memorizing 1,000 digits of pie after hearing 'White And Nerdy'.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6291 19:51

>>288 can recite phi to the billionth digit. In fact, a recording of him doing so is his Windows start-up sound.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6292 18:45

>>289 is pitching a crossover of Undercover Boss and Undercover Brother.

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 00:49

>>290 spent all his savings on hiring professional ghostwriters to write his Kyon/Itsuki slash stories.

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 03:49

>>291 was so excited about his Kyon/Itsuki slash story that he tweeted each new sentence written.

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 10:41

>>292 has a twitter account for each of his fingers. He makes sure to update all of them at least three times per hour, even though he is the only one who will ever read the tweets.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 13:32

>>293 dumped his girlfriend for his waifu.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 14:17

>>294 prevents his family from enjoying scientific television specials by arguing the truth of each statement.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 16:04

>>295 is constantly trying to find a way to become an anime character.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 17:47

>>296 answers his own posts.

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 20:25

>>297 leaves his dirty plates on his bedroom floor, in the shape of star constellations

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 00:14

>>298 has copies of this poster covering every wall of his home.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 00:36

>>299's walls, on the other hand, are covered with pages of the Unicode 5.0 standard.

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