>> Has a pocket protector made of gold
>>201 Is so obsessed with GETs that he has as many open browser windows as his computer will allow, with each browser window having as many open tabs as the browser will allow.
>>203 posts as Beady Eyes, but only when he's missing a get by one or two posts.
...maybe.
>>205 takes pills to deal with his ADHD, social anxiety and a bunch of other imaginary disorders.
One day >>211 have been to StinkGeek in the internet,StinkGeek.
So many people were there that >>211 couldn't get on the site .
Then, >>211 looked at the banner ad,it was written " COOL FREE RINGTONES "
Are you fool?
Or are you poor?
Hey boy ! Don't come to StinkGeek you don't usually come in because of COOL FREE RINGTONES.
How silly you are! It's just COOL FREE RINGTONES and it is COOL FREE RINGTONES!
There are some families. 4 persons, all of the family, come to StinkGeek?
Hahaha,,it's so funny.
The father said "Well, I shall favourite page". This situation looked ugly and poverty.
Oh boy ! They must leave the site because >>211 give them COOL FREE RINGTONES.
It should be bloodier.
Is it not strange that >>211 and one who sat opposite side of RJ-45 type connection start fighting.
It is cool that situation >>211 will kill him or >>211 will be killed by him.
Girls and kids should keep away.
Well, as soon as >>211 had sat barely, a man who had sat beside me said
"I want talk Takuan"
So >>211 gotta angry again."Hey boy ! With Takuan is not popular now."
He was stupid to say "Takuan" with the happiest simle.
>>211 wanted to ask him "Do you really want to talk about it ?",
and to question colosely, and to interrogate for about one hour.
>>211 thought him just wanted to say "Takuan".
A specialist of StinkGeek, >>211 like to say that the finest topic is "Squeeks".
That is the coolest.
"Kusosure Squeeks with a waltzing matilda "
it is the most popular style of us, the cult of StinkGeek.
Squeeks is full with much feces.
Instead of that it's with mere defecation.This is so good.
And it with a fresh jumbuck. This is the best.
However there is an accident you will be on the staffs' mark next time,if you mention one.
It is a sword which has sevral blades.
It is not recommendable for the laymen.
You, poor laymen, had better talk regular topic with farts and cow droppings.
>>212 has created hundreds of altered versions of the Yoshinoya Rant.
>>215 has a Japanese address just to vote in manga character popularity polls.
>>216 has a Japanese proxy just to read the /b/ board at 2chan.
>>217 has a Japanese proxy just to raid the /b/ board at 2chan.
>>224 won't stop talking about how much better Gopher and Veronica were than the WWW.
>>225 keeps Archie running in an undisclosed location, its virtual and physical addresses known only to a few trusted Elitists
>>227 decided to take a crack at running a Windows ME-based website and developed a security system for it so advanced and secure that web developers all over the world promptly formatted their FreeBSD/Linux/unix/Solaris drives to install WinME.
>>228 has been working for twelve years on his own experimental operating system. It doesn't have a name yet, but it'll be great, just you wait and see.
>>234 is working on a science fair exhibit about radioactive wedding cakes.
>>237 runs several strategically-located uranium enrichment facilities.
>>238 farts plutonium and power plants are fueled by the sweat from his brow. When they plug him in, the lights go out in Hong Kong.
...no, wait, we've somehow gone out the back side of "geek" and crossed over into "crazy awesome."
>>239 Has unlicensed nuclear accelerators that can take out a ghost from a mile away, and unlike the other unlicensed nuclear accelerators, this one will not hurt anyone if the streams are crossed, or if someone looks into the trap.
>>250 thinks describing his own actions would make the previous poster sound more nerdy by comparison. He is sadly mistaken.
>>254 is upset that he was not one post later, because he wanted his post number to be the highest unsigned 8-bit integer.
>>258 has all possible vericodes accessible from a drop-down menu below the entry field.
>>259 only uses the finest crunchy vericodes coated in chocolate for his posts, having an elaborate and complex ranking system of all possible vericodes.
>>260 complains to the mayor about the lack of maid cafés in his hometown.
>>261 Cross dresses in a maid costume, and pours coffee, then takes off that costume, and drinks the coffee, in order to believe he is in a maid café.
>>264 uses GMod to create preposterous little cartoons he posts to Youtube.
>>265 watches these cartoons even though he doesn't even have a Steam account.
>>266 posts on DQN even though he doesn't even have an internet connection.
>>267 will never have children but dreams of naming his offspring after his verification codes on DQN
>>268 can't desid whether his own verification codes are readable enough for that.
>>271 has been searching for the secret of invisibility his whole life.
>>272 was known in high school as 'that kid in the back who never talks and always draws anime characters'.
>>273 can only communicate through drawings of anime characters.
This post was brought to you via image-recognition cognitive AI.
>>275 slacks off in class by doing doing the homework for next semester's classes
>276 did his homework in the library during lunch instead of hanging out with friends.
>>279 thought it would be funny if he made his friends take the Turing test.
>>280 starts a new game every time he dies to simulate life in The Zone as realistically as possible.
>>281 spends a significant portion of his time in advocacy of free and open-source software.
>>282 Built his own spacecraft to land on the moon, and plant his own flag. What is written on the flag is a code that can only be understood by the nerdiest of nerds.
>>283 translated that from the insane ramblings of Renard Queenston's fursona's psychotic episodes.
>>286 spent hundreds of dollars trying to buy pax-tsukuru.com.
>>286 sincerely dedicated himself to memorizing 1,000 digits of pie after hearing 'White And Nerdy'.
>>288 can recite phi to the billionth digit. In fact, a recording of him doing so is his Windows start-up sound.
>>289 is pitching a crossover of Undercover Boss and Undercover Brother.
>>290 spent all his savings on hiring professional ghostwriters to write his Kyon/Itsuki slash stories.
>>291 was so excited about his Kyon/Itsuki slash story that he tweeted each new sentence written.
>>292 has a twitter account for each of his fingers. He makes sure to update all of them at least three times per hour, even though he is the only one who will ever read the tweets.
>>294 prevents his family from enjoying scientific television specials by arguing the truth of each statement.
>>295 is constantly trying to find a way to become an anime character.
>>297 leaves his dirty plates on his bedroom floor, in the shape of star constellations