"We find the music room and go Rachmaninoff on his ass"
Am I the only one that got that or am I just a music nerd
TOS, TNG and DS9 were the only shows that made me stop for a moment and think that human diversity and communism might be a good thing. A perfect world where everyone is cool to each other, no one has to worry about resources, and work is actually a form of play.
This is why I love the new movies. Everytime one of these horror shows is released that rapes Star Trek, my love for the show weakens more, and so to does those pangs of youthful naivete. Every time I think of Geordie and Rikker and Worf all living in harmony and having a great time, I just need to recall that it's now canon that nu-Spock fucked nu-Uhura. Every time I think of the logic, reason and love of liberty that drove Kirk and Picard in their adventures, I just need to remind myself of nu-Kirk and what an impulsive reckless asshole he is. Everytime I think of the Federation, I just need to remind myself that Vulcan is destroyed and old-Spock went back in time to speak to nu-Spock.
It's great. More of these movies, please.
Am I the only one who thinks that autocorrect has gotten worse over the past few years? I think it's being used as a form of subtle censorship frankly.
[Strangling a hospitalized man] WE'RE GOING FOR THE GOOD ENDING
yes rape meeeeee goreshit
I never realized how much Brian Johnson sounds like a little cartoon goblin until just now. I love it.
Neil's music is like getting raped in the armpit. There's no real point to it and every one in it's vicinity is either uncomfortable, disgusted, intrigued or filled with perverted joy.
Read what you wrote again. It's so retarded. Of course nothing is a crime unless ot her people know about it.
For example if I could somehow manage to stole a million dollars tomorrow from a bank and made a copy of that million dollars and put the original bank in the bank and counterfeit in my basement no crime without anyone noticing then no crime would've been comitted.
Scots are pragmatic, that's why they all leave Scotland.
Ah yes, Disney cable channels... where the cartoons are written better, acted more subtly, and less likely to be plastic in 20 years than the live-action.
Even Trigglypuff could be pressed into service, if we could find a turkey baster.
Decapitation is a part of their rich cultural heritage you bigots.
Yay! I'm a happy bunny!
Avergae Joe 2 lost to Wife Battering Ram.
We are currently out of copies of Erotic Speedcore Coprophilia Cd , trendy 2+3 CDs and more . they will be available again very soon . and hopefully if there is time to make some new merch there will be some clothing etc.
its a nipple insertion fleshlight being sold in a raver fashion shop in camden
Wow i didn’t think i’d find this level of ignorance on a natural living website.
There is something special about imouto buttocks.
I always wonder what these guys' parents must've thought at the time. "No, Dad, I don't want to be a fisherman I WANT TO BE A ZEN MASTER" It sounds like every teenager ever to me, hahaha.
You can seriously injure a goose if you penetrate it. The tissue inside is very thin and if it ruptures, the goose will die within 24 hours. I know from first hand experience.
al-Jazeera English: "Dismantle structural racism! End patriarchy! Black lives matter!"
al-Jazeera Arabic: "In conclusion, all Shia and Alawites are without exception kuffar; they are rafidah which must be cleansed from the earth through jihad, inshallah."
GinjaNinja3218> iceland elections
18<27GinjaNinja3218> vote for your favourite island to become iceland
about a week ago i had a dream that my life was spiraling downward and i was acting out a lot. so my boyfriend (?) in my dream got mad at me and started yelling at me and told me that i was ruining my life and that he expected me to act better. then i started crying and he put his hand on my face and was like i'm sorry. then we went to bed and spooned and then he fucked me.
>>784
He sounds manipulative. A well-dressed gentleman like me would treat you better and stimulate you with some high-IQ conversation. Did I mention, I am an excellent sex-haver? Please consider it.
*Free fruit (Yes that's right, FREE fruit)
Is it bad that I just did the lucky chloe dance in the club
>>788
Wrong. After Stalin's death, there was a massive campaign dismantling his cult of personality. MiG engineers perfected vortex dynamics of MiG-29 thus achieving supermanoeuvrability, i.e. stopping Stalin.
that's sensible. I knew a guy who lost his son in a car accident and he withdrew like a thingin a clamshell
They wouldn't be quite so sad if any of them knew what sex they were.
This.
All women are like daughters to me. I cannot emotionally handle them destroy themselves with things like doing porn, getting tattoos and having sex with beaners. She's lucky that taco man didn't behead her like they all eventually do. If I could just have that woman for 10 minutes I'd give her the spanking of her life. She'd go straight from my house to the nunnery and 10 years later she would thank me.
I don't know directly from any of this, because I am an unlettered redneck with air-cooled teeth and a net worth in the middle four figures.
>>795 This applies to pretty much the entire thread! At least I hope so, sometimes I think "I hope they're posting this in ridicule and not as a flag to wave, because that would be embarrassing"
They are a bit of Bionic Commando crossed with Call of Duty, and the story is what would happen if Doom-Guy invaded the world of Kirby, but not before turning into Sonic the Hedgehog.
Look, if you weren’t on the Day One Hype Train for Bubsy, you were probably never going to be on that train.
You're a retard.
You're fundamentally misunderstanding the line you quoted and responding to something I never said.
What you said is incoherent in reply to what you quoted.
You think I said I said.. what? That I can keep abstaining from orgasm for a while after cumming already? Which you then agreed with? After calling me "full of shit"? What the fuck are you even trying to say?
You're also wrong! The more I cum, the easier I cum, and the more intensely I cum, but the briefer it is. A LONG refractory period produces the numb dick you're talking about. A SHORT refractory period can easily get it up and cum again with little delay.
After 3 orgasms, I can still fuck. And it's super intense because my dick is super sensitive, and I CAN blow after just 10 minutes, and it will be a higher peak than my previous 3 orgasms, but it will be very brief, rather than a nice, long, 10-20 second series of contractions. Instead it will be a flutter of 5 quick contractions in 5 seconds.
My point was that I can go for an hour, cum, then still be good to go for another round. And another. And usually another 1 or 2. And if you give me an hour or two to rest and maybe refuel I can even go a few more times ad infinitum. I've gone to weekend sex parties and racked up 30 orgasms in 2 days.
four words: CUDDLE TIME LITTLE CUTIE!!!!!
I have a raging science ladyboner right now.
For example I saw the Sean Connery movie Outland when I was around 11 and the thing I took away from it was I never wanted a job where I had to commute
Your video is still amazing enough.
But i think that all the video ideas you create will certainly be wonderful.
I wish you achieve success your goal.
I think it is very important for Londoners to remember that fire will only strengthen and unite them. Refusing to burn is the only way to truly fight fire.
It's no coincidence that the zenith of European civilization as a whole came during the era when Christcuckoldry was the most dominant since it perfectly harmonized institutions with our natural cuckold tendencies maximizing social efficiency while it eliminated our second greatest disadvantage which was our K-selection reproductive strategy by forcing us to breed like rabbits like sandniggers do naturally.
A lot of embeded system SOC (e.g. freescale T2080) have both
PCI and USB modules. But USB module is controlled by registers
directly, it have no relationship with PCI module.
When say N here it will not build PCI related code in USB driver.
I hope weebs one day burn Cal Arts to the ground if it spares us any more rotund pastel comic characters.
Winners focus on winning.
Losers focus on winners.
Cute girl with cute looking strap-on
You came to the wrong mufuggin neighborhood honky.
"How does I became shota?" -you
"Absolutely anime_irl. Sometimes I see the back of a car and think "damn, dat ass"."- you
"Zach's dick looks weird without the words."- you
"I can relate to the girl more than the guy tbh" - you apparently in reference to gay anime cartoons.
"I'm pretty sure most normies are too plebbish to understand the appeal of even catgirls."- you
You are a white devil, into anime and gay shit. What the fuck is wrong with you boy?
I need to share this, and this thread seems the best place to. I've never had a waifu, I could just not connect. My standards for both 2D and 3D are tremendously high.
Recently we've been having a surge in cross dressing threads, and I really got into it. Long story short, I have found that I am my own waifu. I will create a nice dinner for myself, think of something to play on my piano, and masturbate the night away.
I'm already so excited, this must be how many of you have felt around your special someone for all this time.
that pair of tits is actually only 0.5 kg in mass. You see, gravitational acceleration is the one that plays with the weight. A gravitational acceleration is 9.8 m/s^-2. Then you multiply the mass with acceleration. Therefore you get 5 kg of tits...in weight
why do you need to eat breakfast when can suck fingers
alien explorer finds concrete structure on Class M planet
significant calcium deposits within rectangular walls
significant quantity aluminium cylinders throughout
carved in wall of box 12, glyphs:
"B R E T O N W O O D S 4 4"
Video games, anime & robitussin. This is a disturbingly accurate representation of my adolescence.
I would probably actually suck the cum out of someones anus to get unbanned
captcha: unbun
brainless sissy retard died of kimchi withdrawal
captcha: heck
Pizza+ Handgun, folks.
Handgun is 5 shots, that you can hit-confirm each bullet, and stagger the shots, or not even do them all so people are never sure when to approach. Best item.
But since its a high unblockable, mix it with the pizza (mid blockable)
If the Japanese government banned breathing, all Japs would suffocate themselves to death. Subhuman gaijin cannot comprehend that level of legalism.
I tried this maneuver when I brought octopus for lunch at work and it did NOT go over well. Once again, Ars leaves valuable information out of the article in an effort to appeal to their liberal dolphin readers.
I like how im like atleast 1k views on this atrocity of man. I am a grown ass man who listens to eurobeat does anyone realize the implications. like one time I was with some acquaintances and one fat basterd wanted to hear my music, chunks stepped in at about this song and proceded to rip the ear buds out in a vain attempt to make me look bad, everyone callex me a weeb, I socially crap myself as if I had sternly gained the urge to lose my mind and explained 80s jpop to some random people who gave me rune shimmies. this song has stopped atleast 4 friendships and 1 job opportunity to join into being a boyscout leader. The man at the scouts place searched my recent history and found this song, he clicked on it and he amediantly talked about how he didnt want the boys to have a gay troop leader due to legalitys. WHY GOD....WHY?
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** >inb4 I'm b&, like I give a shit
Knowledge is power, but I did not need to know this.
taker sounded like a strange man that wants your blood and he wants to have sex just my opinion
Ah. Finally something I can help with. Listen up kid this is a long story. Full of people trying to jew eachother out of things and doing their best to fuck eachother over.
It all started around 1824 when a person named Hakaki Jikoma (Last names go first in Japan) started up a picture machine company. But around that time the competition was at its highest yet and full of unknowing people trying to scam eachother out of deals (still is but at a much lesser rate now).
So there he was good ol' Jikoma not knowing what to do with himself, he was still at a young age when he started this company (19 at that!). He was losing many customers to the competition. Mainly because he wasn't exactly known as you would put it. That was his biggest problem, his blenders were top notch and of the best quality. But what good is that when nobody knows about then? There he was again wondering what to do. After much thinking and a lot of drinking. He decided it would be best for him to start with making a commercial. Not any ordinary commercial mind you it was going to be much more. He hired many animators and went to hell and back getting enough loans from the bank to pay them all. It was so succesfull many, almost all companies started copying his methods. And there it all started. From a animated blender commercial. Kawaii blender was born.
Africa will always be a gigantic steaming pile of refuse because Africans are stupid. There is no getting away from that fact, and a fact it most certainly is.
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tfw you want to fuck one of blanka's alternate skins
I rephrased the puzzle with a cat to make it non gender specific, and also because people on the internet like looking at pictures of cats.
I'm a Pure Math major, so when I get bored of studying, I think about that 300k lined up a few years down the road
BEING A WHITE AMERICAN I AGREE THAT PUNJABI'S ARE MUCH BETTER THEN US
Hi my name is Emily Faulk'ner Prudence Christianity Twain and I have long ebony black hair, dark like the degraded soil outside of my family’s decaying manor where nothing will grow any longer, and icy blue eyes like my grandfather, who always went out the night before people talked about finding another lynching. A lot of people tell me I look like Flannery O'Connor (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Mark twain but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie, and papa always told me that everyone in our town was related somehow and that was okay, because better marry your cousin than one of those outsiders who pass through our town looking down at us in their shoes. I’m a Southerner but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I don’t toss and turn at night haunted by the knowledge that out further into the woods on our estate are the graves of my family’s former slaves. I’m a Southern goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly gingham. I love my mom’s spinning wheel and I make all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing the reminders of my family’s old glory spun into a cotton dress that reminds me of a time I never knew where we were still prosperous and the servants took care of our home, before the vines grew up over the side of our mansion and consumed the walls like our entire legacy had been reclaimed from the soul we took our glory from. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about, because the sun offered no protection from evil and all the worst terrors happened in broad daylight, like what happened to the older McKinley girl when I was younger. A lot of outsiders stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
tardlaughing because that guy has a problem with dark skin but not ass raping a little boy
same. I don't watch gay porn so I can't contribute but these webms are fucking gold
Simple easy to understand. Cheap vintage 70s porn music. Expecting to be shot by a cowboy in an elevator wearing nothing except butt chaps
estoy atrapada en una avitacion y solo me han dejado este link en un papel ayudenme los necesito.