( ・-・) I want to be cute and moé but being 6'1" and male makes it difficult
( ・-・) I hate muslims even though I have two muslim friends.
( ・-・) Even though I don't like to think in this manner I find >>7 to have a valid theory
( ・-・) I can't help but hate Israel, it's politics and most of it's inhabitants. I really try to keep myself from it, and i have quite a lot of jewish friends but i just can't change it. If Israel didn't exist we'd have a lot less problems in the world.
( ・-・) Did you ever notice how seriously those flakes in San Francisco take themselves? It's like they can't comprehend that there's a whole world outside of their precious city.
( ・-・) I think the reason people in the US are a full statistical deviation dumber than everyone else is because all the smart ones evaded the British taxes/laws and are still in England.
( ・-・) >>12, unless England is populated entirely by Ashkenazim, you're going to have to step down from that hobby horse of yours.
>>11 Hey wait a minute, mention the existence of New York to someone from San Francisco and they will go completely nuts with envy.
( ・-・) It's easy to think of one's country as being the center of the world when it is.
( ・-・) I masturbate way more than is likely healthy.
( ・-・) I'd be more patriotic to my birth country if the U.S. nuked the South but until then I wouldn't go to the international headquarters of emos, furries and hipsters even if you paid me.
( ・-・) I hate white people. Not as much as I hate beaners, spics, and gooks, but still.
( ・-・) Fuck you, cracker.
( ・-・) I think the whole racism-thing destroyed this thread. You all suck somehow.
( ・-・) So back to how stupid mittens really are...
( ・-・) Ever try to text while driving with mittens on? It's impossible.
Hmm, boxing gloves are more mitten-like than gloves...
( ・-・) You could even say that mittens are boxing gloves' gay little brothers.
( ・-・) I've been lying to people and telling them I was born in 1540, but really I was born in 1974.
( ・-・) I never actually fought in the Vietnam War as I was born in Scotland in 1989
>>7 has a decent point. Any foreign students who come from Africa blow away a good chunk of my college, and that's the chunk with 90's.
I think Professor Badass might be from Africa.
( ・-・) I voted for McCain because I thought he'd do less damage.
( ・-・) I'm pretty sure I'm still right about that one.
( ・-・) I masturbate into plastic cups and then leave them out in public.
( ・-・) I look at my sisters sexually
( ・-・) I hate that I think like this, but I think atheists are the dumbest, most self-righteous shitheads on earth whose feelings are firstly based more on some childish sense of 'being right' than any wish to actually lift the human condition, and secondly are far from a rationally reached result of critical thought, are a childish reaction to chiefly American strains of religion.
( ・-・) I agree with Arizona's new immigration law.
( ・-・) I think things would be better for everyone if >>39 forgot those last 3 items existed.
( ・-・) I don't get why "liberals" are so hell-bent on taking away everyone's liberty.
( ・-・) sometimes I think Glenn Beck is one of the only people who knows the difference between a Classical Liberal and a Progressive, and actively considers the significance of the shift in ideology on modern politics.
Not that he isn't a retard.
( ・-・) I don't really care about the whole Tablecat thing...
( ・-・) I honestly believe memes are both funny and cool. I don't think mittens are lame at all.
( ・-・) A really long time ago, I used to consider moot to be my little girl.
(・∀・) Grampa, why is beady-eyes talking to himself?
( ・-・) Grandpa and Junior suck.
( ・-・) "Life before the internet" my ass...
( ・-・) I'm actually a girl
( ・-・) I too enjoy memes and think that the decline of memes and increase in "originality" is what makes websites shitty, not the other way around.
( ・-・) I hate many of the theories of social justice, progressivism and socialism and fight against them every chance I get, but at the same time I think they're ultimately right
( ・-・) I frequently fantasize about Haruhi Suzumiya giving me the chocolate.
( ・ω・) That sounds like some weird butt thing.
( ・-・) It is.
( ・-・) I would avoid all contact with you.
( ・-・) My previous plans to kill myself before aged 35 have been ruined by one of those marriage pacts that those crazy kids do.
>>55
( ・-・) I thought that I was the only one that did this...
( ・-・) Realizing that someone else does this makes it even sadder.
( ˃ ヮ˂) YOU GUYS JUST NEED TO LET A LITTLE LAUGHTER INTO YOUR LIFE!
( ・-・) For whether you stay, or stray, an inbuilt guilt catches up with you. And as it comes around to your place at 5 A.M.; wakes you up and it laughs in your face .
( ・-・) I love my wife, but sometimes I just want to take a pair of cuticle scissors and snip off her labia.
( ・-・) Ever since some asshole said "pissflaps" on this board...
(( ˃-˂)) ugggggh
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I'm not afraid of dying, because I already hate my life.
( ・-・) If I were stuck in the 90s, I probably wouldn't miss anything.
( ・-・) I find myself agreeing with >>70 much more than I probably should
( ・-・) I enjoy not having a libido.
( ・-・) For someone who ejaculates five times a day, I sure don't get much sex.
( ・-・) I wonder sometimes if that guy who posted me doing all that dumb "Grandpa's dying" stuff early on will ever see the heights I've achieved here since then.
( ・-・) I wonder sometimes if that guy who posted me doing all that dumb "Grandpa's dying" stuff early on will ever realize that Grandpa's dead.
( ・-・) I am actually bored by this ascii art roleplaying. vc:dawn
I love you, dqn! ⊂（´･ω･`）つ
( ・-・) Don't touch me.
( ・-・) I hate 420chan these days, and there's a couple people on 99chan that are just so stupid and obnoxious that they have ruined the entire community for me. Almost the entire chan world, barring a few obscure sites, is polluted with obnoxiousness and ridiculousness. It is not humorous to me, and it is not useful. So, I guess I'll just have to go out and do something interesting with my life.
( ・-・) THose like >>34 are so stupid and asinine that I cannot help but feel unhappy that they found a human existence- which is so impossibly useful, beautiful, and dynamic- instead of the existence of a louse or fly, which is better fitting to such entities.
( ・ω・) Okay.
Did you happen to link to the wrong post, >>34?
Anyway, don't pretend that you're worthy to play arbiter with human life-―you're posting on DQN, after all.
( ・-・) This is basically a rehash of the Lame Confessional thread.
( ・-・) If there is a Hell, I bet it's full of feminists.
( ・-・) I actually do consider fetuses as living humans, or close enough to it, and I can't help but roll my eyes at people who insist that because a fetus can't live outside the womb it's not really human.
( ・-・) That being said, I'm still completely pro-choice.
( ・-・) I think abortions should be allowed up to the age of 17.
I think Beady Eyes ought to have been aborted.
( ・-・) It would certainly prevent me from derailing so many threads, but no such luck.
( ・-・) METAL AS FUCK
( ・-・) Hacker News and /prog/ are pretty much all the worst parts of hipsterism and programmer autism-self-diagnosers combined.
>>93
( ・-・) I agree with you there, and I was a regular on /prog/ back in 2007.
( ・-・) Political correctness is for whinging faggots.
( ・-・) I have hidden posts by actual friends on facebook because they basically turn their wall into either Twitter or the Internet equivalent of having 500 political bumper stickers on their car.
( ・-・) I have no Facebook page, nor Myspace, nor Twitter account, nor a blog of any kind.
This is not because I am some pre-Internet technophobe who fears what he does not understand.
Rather, it is because I am old enough to remember when the WWW was just another competitor to FTP. I remember when colleges and universities would lease one single phone line at 9600 baud for their entire faculty and all their students. I remember BITNET and the online world that existed back when it was a secret a few math and comp sci majors furtively shared. Back when if you put something online, that meant it was important, that people would be interested in it, that it was, perhaps, data pertaining to some cutting-edge research that a group of scientists on different continents were collaborating to perform.
And I still have enough respect for the medium, for the bandwidth that other people are paying for. Email is a one-to-one medium, a personal medium. Email can be as personal and as silly as you and the recipient want, though always recall that email isn't really private and bored sysadmins have been known to read other people's mail.
But the Web is one-to-many, not one-to-one, and that means that it has to be important. It has to be interesting. And nothing in my life is important enough or entertaining enough to justify getting a Livejournal or a Myspace page to blather about my job or my vegetable garden or my new shoes to the whole of civilization. If any of my friends or relatives cares enough they'll ask me in an email. I have that much respect for the medium.
Is it hypocritical to talk about this on an anonymous board? Possibly. But at least I don't have up a Geocities page in which I ramble at great length for page after page about the inaccuracies in translated dialogue from some 1970s anime that was only shown in the US as filler before the Sunday morning church services on some little independent UHF stations in the 1980s. And that must count for something, doesn't it, fellow dokyuns?
I don't have a Facebook because I keep getting kicked off by Jellyburg, but this is a good reason.
>>100
Geocities are pining for the fjords. They ceased to be. They are ex-Geocities.
Thanks for bringing that up, Beady-jerk.
>>100
Well, I'm not so upset about Geocities now.
So, I'd love to state my opinion on this matter.
As the internet traffic and storage capacity grow
the value of a single byte deprecates.
Uncontrolled emission of new hard disk drives,
memory cards and other mediums allow users
(including developers, designers, etc -
whose products are used by other people) to be wasteful.
Which they happily become.
People love to mock an infamous quote by William Gates
from early 90s. Even this genius didn't expect the crash
of the byte value. It's a shame that the company
of which he was a leader is particularly responsible
for this.
Similar thing applies for computational resources.
This is why I use BOINC. All those watts hertz
won't go unused. Hopefully, they will help scientists
to build a better world.
In conclusion, >>100, with today's mass availability
of the net access and vast space that various online
services (i.e. blog platforms) offer you for free,
it won't make a difference if you claim it. The deed
is already done. You won't ruin the WWW by posting
photos of your dirty socks, etc. You won't make it
better by not doing it. It's just a matter of choice.
Currently, you're like a vegan.
It looks like I made these lines too short. My post looks like a song but it's not a song!
>>106
Maybe the Universe is trying to tell you to make it a song?
>>105
Wow, Espeon...
That was pretty good.
Maybe you're not so bad. Even if you refuse to be one of us.
( ・-・) No one's saying !ESpeoN/nPA is a shitty poster; tripfagging is just distasteful by nature.
( ・-・) Attack the person, not what they have to say.
!ESpeoN/nPA makes me feel better about myself. If he'd always posted anonymously I'd just think DQN was filled with some kinda losers, rather than one big one.
>>109,110
You're just a single envious person whose PC isn't capable of
generating a satisfying tripcode in a few days. That, or you
simply lack imagination, so you can't come up with your own unique
and lovely tripcode. Who is a loser now, punk?
>>108
As a poor broken turret said in Portal 2, "I'm different."
It's just that I don't have much time to sit at Gikopoi all day
and wriggle my tripcode there. Sorry about that. If I forget
the tripcode, I'll disappear. Forever.
>>111
I'm proud of my tripcode I use in some places, I just wouldn't use it here.
>Who is a loser now, punk?
It's still you ( ⌒-⌒)
>>112
Aren't you just dreaming about your own fancy tripcode, huh? You should stop lying to DQN, yourself and me and simply admit it.
On some sites my tripcode says nutmeg which is good because I hold that spice very close to my heart. But still I wouldn't use a tripcode here! Heavens, no.
We need more smuggery around here. You too, ∠､( ⌒-⌒ ),､ゝ
I use a tripcode on pretty much every other site, but not here, never!
So... "colored people" is racist, but "people of color" is not. I don't get it.
>>100 speaks for me. I ran a Gopher server well into 2001 (I was not much kidding in the nerd thread) and remember when you needed a wee bit of smarts to get online and when a non-ASCII file was an unusual find and when usenet was usable and and and...
Some sort of modified Tragedy of the Commons + abysmal Signal/Noise Ratio == the internet. I can only imagine how people who were around in the late 70s and early 80s looked down on how horrible the internet had become in the late 80s and what utter contempt they must have for it now.
Thankfully, /dqn/ and similar (if more secret) areas are usually nice enough that I have not yet lost all hope.
I love you. Never change.
Just tell me, >>118-san, how many of your CLOSE FRIENDS are people of color?
( ・-・) I pay Filipina camwhores to model all their underwear for me.
>>120 All of my close friends are people, except for the three that consist of one dog and two cats.
( ・-・) I don't think "conversion disorder" is anywhere near as common as people say.
( ・-・) I think the world would be a better place if someone mind-controlled all the most batshit feminazis and made them rape the craziest MRAs. Hopefully they would then both die of revulsion.
( ・-・) Your favorite band? Just a band.
( ・-・) Homeless people often smell really bad.
( ・-・) People on the internet feel too self-entitled and it's only going to get worse.
>>128
I recently realised that.
( ・-・) I was an attention whore without even knowing it.
( ・-・) Anyone who thinks that the "Phoenix Down issue" should have been addressed in relation to a certain plot point from FF7 deserves a swift punch to the jaw.
( ・-・) As to spoiling that certain plot point, that deserves a knee to the jaw. Because the tears from the occasion are infinitely more delicious than the tears from the spoiling. Be patient; you cannot rush a fine art.
( ・-・) "An arrow to the knee" is obnoxious and unfunny, but so are most internet catchphrases.
( ・-・) People think they're a lot funnier than they actually are. Consequently, I pretend to laugh much more than I actually do.
>>133
You're probably hanging out with the wrong kind of people.
>>135
I'm around a lot of different people. I almost never see the same crowd twice.
>>138
I find DQN hilarious. I have no idea how people come up with some of this stuff. And the fact that they don't take credit or eagerly try to fish for responses is very admirable.
( ・-・) Come to think of it, this post is in line with this thread's topic...
( ・-・) I resent having to enter -Gould when searching for Bach recordings.
( ・-・) How do so many people actually like these, never with a sensible tempo, always on a piano, always with that humming? Ugh, ugh, and ugh.
( ・-・) I think Gould's interpretation of Goldberg Variations was excellent and I'm willing to cross swords with whoever claims otherwise.
( ・-・) I like Glenn Gould too.
( ・-・) I listen to Michael Savage on the raido because all my friends hate him. Having listened with an open mind, I kinda like the irascible bastard.
( ・-・) I agree with Pat Metheny.
( ・-・) When I worked in a factory I farted on the product more than once before putting it in the package. Someone ate my poo particles.
( ・-・) I'm still undecided on the notion of male privilege. I hear a lot of counterexamples, and many feminists are willing to dismiss a greater amount of these as mere anecdotal evidence and "the exception that proves the rule" than I am comfortable with.
( ・-・) Not to mention that the exception ought to *dis*prove the rule, and the only reason that saying got started is because of gradual changes in the meaning of "prove". It's tough being a linguist.
( ・-・) Haydn is an underrated composer and I don't even like his stuff that much.
( ・-・) I need money.
( ・-・) If you tell me "goodnight" when it isn't going to be a good night and you've been an unfriendly asshole the entire conversation one more goddamn time so help me I will punch you in the face
( ・-・) Being a normalfag is perfectly fine.
( ・-・) There's no prize for being the most persecuted, as well there shouldn't be.
( ・-・) As I get older I wonder whether I will ever regain or re-learn certain skills that seemed so natural when I was a teenager.
>>153
The only thing I recall being better at as a teenager than now is finding Duke Nukem funny.
>>154
( ・-・) I "re-found" Duke Nukem funny. You see things differently as an adult than a teenager. Maddox is another good example.
>>154
I was much better at coding and it came so much more easily when I was a teenager. I would go into what "normal" people would probably call an autistic fugue state and the code would just flow out of my brain, through my arms and fingers, and onto the screen, and generally it would work the first time. Hunger, thirst, noise, other petty distractions would recede into the distance while I typed.
Now it's much harder to summon that level of concentration for anything at all.
( ・-・) I fantasize about having sex with everyone I meet. Not because I want to have sex with them, but because that's what I feel like normal people do.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ)
>implying I or anyone else here could tell you much about "normal people"
( ・-・) I recently read a Facebook status update by one of the jocks from my old high school. Apparently he co-authored a paper in theoretical quantum physics which was published in a peer-reviewed journal last week. This made me feel horribly inadequate, as I have not even finished my BA yet. Back in high school I was planning on studying physics at uni myself, but had to give up on it due to my shitty maths grades.
>>156
( ・-・) I feel that way about programming as well. Also, I knew a lot more abstract maths than I do now. On the plus side I have a wider skillset from making use of neglected talents, but I'd trade that in a heartbeat for being as focused as once I was.
( ・-・) Prescriptivism is fun.
( ・-・) Prescriptivism is right.,
(but only because I'm slightly autistic and would like the English language to be dictated by an RFC or similar standard)
( ・-・) Autism, ADD, ADHD, and bipolar disorder are all vastly overdiagnosed, possibly by 2-3 orders of magnitude. They have ceased to be useful diagnostic labels and become the stuff of pop psychology.
( ・-・) On the other hand, schizotypal personality disorder is underdiagnosed, probably because it can be considered to be a set of trendy affectations that is quite fashionable in some portions of the Western world--except that it still cripples the person and makes him quite unable to cope with reality, especially if circumstances should conspire to move him out of his comfortable little bubble of like-minded moneyed postmodern urbanites.
( ・-・) I view all of this as evidence to support the sneaking suspicion I have had for most of my life that Western Civilization has reached its final stage of decadence and is beginning to crumble. Oh look, here come the Huns now.
>>163
( ・-・) Don't forget schizoids. If you're going to isolate yourself, might as well make it fun.
>>163
( ・-・) Actually, the diagnosis of all mental illness involves some subjectivity. For one thing, it's sometimes required for a person to have a diagnosis to receive treatment, thus putting pressure on treatment providers to come up with one even if they aren't entirely sure. It's also common to prescribe medication based on a hunch, just to see what works.
Therefore, a lot of hyperactive children will be diagnosed as ADHD just so they can be given drugs like methylphenidate.
Diagnosis of autism and Asperger's syndrome is still pretty rare. Most people online who claim to be "aspies" really aren't.
What this means is that you, >>163, well, you should really just stick to today's special.
( ・-・) Only here in /dqn/ can we combine metahistorical speculation and the Yoshinoya Rant in a single conversation.
( ・-・) I love you guys. I mean it. There's no community like this one anywhere else in the Intertubes, even if it's just us three anonymous NEETS talking to one another in the dark.
( ・-・) I need more friends for facebook games.
( ・-・) After being a U.S. citizen for 25 years, my Mom's English handwriting has finally gotten as shitty as her native language handwriting. She is officially an American.
( ・-・) Posting in shitty threads is beneath me. It would be demeaning.
( ・-・) I'm OK with pedophilia and child porn trafficking. It's the abuse that some of said porn contains which I can't stand. Arrest the makers of that shit, not the viewers or retailers!
( ・-・) A lot of people actually don't deserve to be alive.
( ・-・) I'm a bit of a misanthrope myself but I'm uncomfortable with that kind of statement. "Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."
>>175
( ・-・) Yes, that's very much the problem. A lot of people deserve to die, but I don't know exactly who, and even if I did there's no way I could kill all of them.
( ・-・) I'd like a way to pirate works from companies I don't like and then financially compensate each individual involved in their creation that wasn't involved in managing the company in question.
( ・-・) Most people who claim perfect pitch on YouTube only use it as a license to whine.
( ・-・) It's only impressive when you do impressive things with it. Not when you decide that things like historical temperaments and tunings or transpositions are wrong just because it bothers you.
( ・-・) I am the Grammar Pope.
( ・-・) I hereby grant dispensations to typical uses of “where it’s at” and “ain’t” as examples of good English for use in informal situations; proper in every way, but only where propriety is not required.
( ・-・) I never said shit about what you end sentences with. We use prepositional verbs, for fuck’s sake.
( ・-・) And I don’t like the Grammar Führer any more than you do. Carry on! Amen.
( ・-・) I've used email and more "primitive," if that is quite the word we want, electronic communication tools since the BBS days. I've used the Web since Mosaic and remember the controversy over Netscape 2.0.
( ・-・) I don't have a Facebook or Twitter page, or a Livejournal, or a Myspace, or a Tumblr, and don't want one. I'm hardly a Luddite, but it doesn't appeal to me. My friends and family have my email address and I have theirs. If I want them to know something I email them. I am deeply uncomfortable with the concept of putting my whole life on a Web page so that bored strangers can "like" me when I say traffic was bad on the way home from work.
( ・-・) Not saying it's evil, or bad, or wrong, or shouldn't exist. Just that I can't imagine living my life that way, putting everything I do online every day, forever, for the entertainment of a million bored gawkers I'll never meet.
( ・-・) Maybe the problem is me. I just don't grasp the appeal.
( ・-・) I don't have a "smartphone" either. I have a cellphone from the early 2000s that is as big as a bar of soap, which cannot view the Web or send email. It's good enough for what it's for--an emergency number so that my employer can reach me when I'm on call--and I have found no compelling reason to discard it and spend money on a newer, fancier one.
>>181
( ・-・) I recognize this post somehow.
( ・-・) Sometimes I get deja vu and pretend I'm psychic.
>>181
( ・-・)Yeah, I get the feeling. I have an account on all of those services, and mostly just signed up due to other friends using them and not of my own desire to use them, and they're all inactive and locked down now, aside from my Twitter which still gets some light use.
( ・-・)And even on Twitter, I delete all my old updates about every 6 months, just to keep them from piling up. I don't really fancy the idea of some random person deciding to read my entire timeline from the start.
( ・-・)Some days I just feel like deleting everything. I don't see the point. It's like constantly being bombarded with stuff you don't necessarily want to see or read. I would just be scrolling by and not taking anything in, which eventually led to my not bothering to even check most of those sites anymore.
( ・-・)I miss the days when the web was mostly small personal and informational sites filled with original content.
( ・-・) Hate to break it to you, but from 1993-1995 half the Web was Star Trek fan sites.
( ・-・) You know, assuming years did the normal thing instead of just staying September 1993 till the noob-ass influx dies down.
( ・-・) I don't keep many drinks in my house, and when I had friends over once I bought some cans of Diet Coke for them.
( ・-・) They liked it, and have come to expect cans of Diet Coke whenever they visit my house.
( ・-・) In order to save money, washing up, and explaining, I instead buy large bottles of Diet Coke in bulk, then pour them into existing cans, before offering them to my friends "pre-opened".
( ・-・) I feel terrible.
( ・-・) My roommate got pissed at me and left, and while I miss her, I'm really enjoying the solitude.
( ・-・) Also, my blood pressure has gone down to normal levels for the first time in two years.
( ・-・) ...
( ・-・) Fuck that bitch.
( ・-・) Those of you who have adopted post-September 5000 posting conventions have got to go.
( ・-・) Fuck feminism.
( ・-・) 4chan level humour is way beneath us.
( ・-・) ...Most of us, anyway.
( ・-・) I fucking hate misogynists.
( ・-・) I say and do things I don't even agree with, out of some sort of masochistic self-deprecation or expected social norms.
( ・-・) When I was a kid, I couldn't even tell that Calvin's mom was female until I figured out she was his mom.
( ・-・) It kind of explains why I'm a little attracted to the tomboyish type.
( ・-・) 4chan and similar, normal-infested imageboards are disgusting and I feel physically sick upon seeing their current state.
( ・-・) However, I'm not witty, intelligent, or creative enough to participate in DQN, so I stagnate in nothingness.
( ・-・) I hate you all for being smart.
( ・-・) I think I may be genderqueer
( ・-・) All this time, I've just thought >>197 had good taste in clothes.
>implying 4chan isn't full of weeaboo neckbeards
( ・-・) DQN moderators not permanently banning 4chan filth.
( ・-・) People who call Shinji Ikari whiny and whatnot are pathetic. Every last one of them.
( ・-・) Evangelion was pretty dumb on all levels, really.
( ・-・) DQN sucks these days.
( ・-・) No, you see, if you actually remembered the glory days you probably would have picked some arbitrary motherfucker who has yet to post (e.g. >>373 ) and attributed all sorts of evils to that poster until they actually came along and posted something inoffensive and everyone would laugh as the show went to freeze frame and the credits started rolling, same bat-time same bat-channel.
( ・-・) Instead, you went straight for the lazy "attack the poster above you" option. So.
( ・-・) DQN sucks these days.
( ・-・) My groin area has been red and itching since May.
( ・-・) The recession is everywhere. It's like those spirals or something.
( ・-・) The recession is not an economic phenomenon. It's the shrinkage of your dong.
( ・-・) When I play an MMO and PUG with a black character, I leave.
( ・-・) I'm glad the sexuality board is gone!
( ・-・) Kyoto Tower is fucking ugly!
( ・-・) I'm sad to know that the world won't really end in December.
( ・-・) I hope Obama plays even more golf during these four years than he did before.
( ・-・) I dropped my fork on the ground at the restaurant. Instead of asking for a new one, I switched it with one of the forks on the table next to me. The person that sat there had to eat with my fork that I dropped on the floor.
( ・-・) I was going to post this in the apology thread, but I'm not sorry.
( ・-・) I just watched Obama talk about the late Senator Inouye.
( ・-・) Actually, he just talked about himself the whole time.
( ・-・) Obama's really an egotistical fuckwit, ain't he?
( ・-・) It's kind of weird how when Bush was president, national debt was a careless handling of money, then Obama becomes president and somehow national debt becomes a genius idea that makes the USA better.
( ・-・) If you ever want to know what the most sensible thing to do in a given circumstance is, ask a liberal.
( ・-・) Then do the opposite.
( ・-・) Dam libs are taken are jorbs.
( ・-・) I don't understand the appeal of so many image and text boards on the Internet if they all mostly "suck these days" from lack of interest or too much interest from the wrong types of people.
( ・-・) I wish I had discovered places like this sooner.
( ・-・) I was not angry since I came to France until this instant.
( ・-・) Avatar is another generic movie about white guilt and environmentalism with fancy special effects. It is like James Cameron shat in a candy wrapper and sold it to me.
( ・-・) The atmosphere of Neptune, similar to your anus, consists of mainly hydrogen, methane, and helium.
( ・-・) Skullgirls PC port is now approximately 4 centidukes late.
( ・-・) All this "responsive design" and "flat design" rage is what I was trying to do thirteen years ago in 6th grade and I feel like the world owes me something for it.
( ・-・) Some subreddits are good
( ・-・) Sometimes I have conversations with myself in threads
( ・-・) There is no good reason to use any terms other than "penis" and "vagina" to refer to genital organs.
( ・-・) I don't know the difference between a vagina and a vulva, and I see no reason to look it up.
( ・-・) Scrotum is one of my favorite words.
( ・-・) Mens rights activists have persecution complexes and no connection to reality.
( ・-・) I don't even feel like I'm allowed to say that on an anonymous board.
( ・-・) As a young boy, I was forced to stab a fish in the head by my friends father.
( ・-・) Now I can't eat fish.
( ・-・) I have concluded that "trans" people are the furries of the 21st Century.
( ・-・) By which I mean they are delusional, self-entitled drama-whores with a persecution complex and no real problems, who create a foul miasma of artificial drama wherever they go--sad little autistic manchildren who have no grasp of how their behavior appears to others.
( ・-・) Furries desperately want to be and in some instances believe that they are of a different species than human, and wish that they could be technologically converted into, for example, chickens, by surgical installation of a beak and tailfeathers. Even if this were done, that would not make them chickens, just sad little manchildren with surgical mutilations to match their delusions and a fixation on bringing up Hitler whenever someone requests that they not behave in a disgusting manner in public. And indeed they define themselves by their fixation upon public displays of their furriness and how horribly, horribly it wounds their tender hearts whenever someone asks them, for example, to stop descending on science fiction conventions and turning one or more of the con rooms into open-air gloryholes.
( ・-・) I trust that I will not have to belabor the obvious here by completing the metaphor for my readers.
>>235
( ・-・) I tend to agree with your general point, but I still think furries are villified more than they deserve by *chan culture.
Transgendered people just want to be who they want to be. It's delusional if who they want to be is an animal, but what they want to be is just another person. There's enough bullying in schools to make them either give them various social problems or make them obnoxious assholes, depending on the kind of person they are. But the kind of person they are is independent of their sexuality, and not everyone who is bullied in school is not heterosexual.
Anyway.
( ・-・) Everyone without my worldview is wrong and morally corrupt.
( ・-・) You assholes whining about being in the friend zone are lucky bastards.
( ・-・) At least you have girls around to fucking talk to.
( ・-・) You know what? Girls are just self-centered entitlement brats with boobs. If sex isn't involved, they're really just a huge waste of your time.
( ・-・) I just want to stay at home and cross dress all day.
( ・-・) I hate the internet.
( ・-・) I started hardcore griefing online games recently. Before, I would have felt bad about doing something like that, but most online players are such awful people that griefing them becomes the right thing to do.
( ・-・) I will vote "Not guilty" if a victim of bullying kills the bully.
Somebody needs to teach them a lesson, and I know most school employees will not.
( ・-・) Any lawyer worth his salt would make sure >>245 never makes it onto the jury.
( ・-・) I want to appreciate Ed Norton as an actor, but his face is just so damn punchable I can't do it.
( ・-・) Unless he gets punched in the face during the movie. Then I love his acting.
( ・-・) "Global warming" is "chemtrails" for 21st Century urban leftists.
( ・-・) OLDTHINKERS UNBELLYFEEL INGSOC
( ・-・) sometimes I think about castrating myself.
( ・-・) I got an semi with a baby sitting on my lap.
( ・-・) I've got no problem with Comic Sans MS or Papyrus. They're just fonts.
( ・-・) Helvetica, on the other hand, has no soul.
( ・-・) <my full name, address and contact details>
( ・-・) I seriously considered buying a used armored truck, painting "I HATE NIGGERS" on it and parking it near Cabrini Green for the night and sleeping in it.
( ・-・) I wondered how long it would take before I heard the first bullets hit it.
( ・-・) I'm not gay, and I'm not a big fan of marriage in today's Western world, so I've got no dog in the gay marriage race.
>>256
why wouldn't you say that if this wasn't a pseudo-anonymous board
and yeah, i think the concept of 'marriage' is a great stupidity, so i don't care about it either
>>251
Can you tell me why exactly? I'm just wondering because I was told Helvetica has the best compatibility across even the shittyist of browsers.
>>259
( ・-・) Mac OS X comes with Helvetica out of the box and uses it everywhere. Also, while this may no longer be true as I have not used desktop Linux in years, many Linux distros at one point packaged fugly bitmap versions of it by default.
( ・-・) To maintain relevance to this thread, I must say that the fugly bitmap fonts have really got to go, if distro maintainers are still doing this.
( ・-・) DQN is full of fucking amateurish musicians.
( ・-・) I am not a musician.
>>263 I get paid for what I do with my main band, so I guess that makes me a "professional", but the dumb stuff I do mucking about is what I post here. Well, I know it's dumb but it's still special to me. The DQN Electronics compilations have always been a big influence.
( ・-・) Helvetica is a shitty font for spineless corporate fuctards. Topaz is the next big thing.
( ・-・) I'm a graphic designer, and the only time I've touched a Mac has been when the client insisted I work in their office. Win7 all the way, baby.
( ・-・) I wouldn't know "Text Art formatting" from any other kind.
>>278
Are you implying that you can't be a good musician you don't have a degree in music?
>>279
( ・-・) It's more likely that you'd be a lucky amateur or a youth-oriented noise-maker.
( ・-・) Bang it on an empty trash can, >>281. Kids are gonna love it.
( ・-・) Since switching to Firefox both the Superstructure and the Area somehow use Mona page-wide, so I haven't a clue when someone's used text art formatting or not.
( ・-・) I have no intention of fixing this. (I still set AA to text art for everyone else's benefit though.)
Degrees are irrelevant in artistic affairs. It's all about the portfolio. If you can prove you're up to the job, nobody really gives a flying fuck how you learned to do it.
>>287
( ・-・) Artistic jobs are all about who you're friends with. You can be utter shit and still make money if you socialize with the right people.
( ・-・) Are Anonymous hackers are all retarded hippies? They hacked into DPRK accounts on the web and wrote some retarded hippie bullshit about people rejecting their leader. I mean, seriously, go to your local synagogue and ask Hebrews to reject their god. Go to some fucking Muslims (and get your face punched in). No one needs a war between DPRK and ROK, even them themselves. The US is flexing muscle like a dumb kid. But without that DPRK knows that its military is outdated, it lacks army reserve, it won't have Chinese and Russian support if it flips the fuck out. ROK in turn is better equipped, in case of the war they could mobilize more people, but they don't know what to do with a bunch of poor brainwashed people and they wouldn't want to deal with them anyway. The economic gap between Koreas is far too large. It's much larger than the one between Western and Eastern Germany, yet Germans still have to pay the "solidarity tax". What DPRK actually needs is some food and a nuclear missile to stop the US acting like a bully.
( ・-・) Initiatives to "reclaim" words are retarded.
fuck
I want DPRK to bomb USA just for funsies
I think that it's a good thing most of these opinions aren't said in public because they're really dumb
>>297 It seems like to Americans, it is. How many millions of dollars have been made from kids at home having fun with war on their XBoxes and Playstations; I think they deserve to feel for themselves firsthand to feel the terror of real-life warfare, of bombs dropping around their homes and their families dying, just like all the countries the USA has given that to. I know it's the government and the powers-that-be that are responsible for the war and not the people that suffer, but, it would be funny.
( ・-・) Lots of noob-asses in this thread lately.
( ・-・) Welcome, retards.
>implying most of those games aren't produced in Japan
>implying those games aren't wildly popular worldwide
>implying children haven't been playing soldier since before Homer went blind
2/10, you got me to respond. Try harder next time, kid.
( ・-・) The 300 GET is absolutely retarded
( ・-・) My first AOL username was SirFuzzums
( ・-・) Oh god...
( ・-・) The 300 GET is obviously trying to bait USAians into raging in this thread, because whoever posted it would find that entertaining.
( ・-・) I will admit to trolling on occasion, but this is just crude flamebait. It lacks subtlety, irony, and style. I can find better trolling on Ponychan any time, night or day. Ponychan, for heaven's sake.
( ・-・) ...what?
( ・-・) I think I may killed someone back in '06.
It's a shame that people chose to almost religiously refuse >>300's argument as "trolling".
It's a shame that US wastes so much money to keep the military machine going, to show off like it does globally - despite of colossal national debt.
But then again, without it, without its bases around the world, it would lose all of its influence in a fortnight. And that would be fatal for economy. Oh, and nobody would by their tanks, if they aren't shoved down their throats as a help for friendly regimes.
>implying most of those games aren't produced in Japan
Milsim games like Call of Duty, ArmA or Battlefield are produced in the US or Western Europe. Japan is a major supplier of strange, "random" or cute - to put it bluntly - overrated shit (mostly, but not entirely ― I enjoy some of Japan's export).
>implying those games aren't wildly popular worldwide
Games are popular worldwide, but console gaming (that's what >>300 was talking about) dominates in the US and Japan. "PC mustard race" is more prevalent in Europe.
It is quite repulsive to see a footage from Apache, where a gunner shouts happily, "Timbe-e-e-r!" when one of autocannon rounds - fired at human beings - chops a tree down. For her, it was a computer game on a display in helicopter cockpit.
But what is worse is the fact that almost as many Jews live in the US as in Israel. Which means that US has a very strong Jewish lobby. Thus Israel can break whatever laws, rules and resolutions it wants.
What I would like to see is not people suffering, but USA and Israel governments being put where they belong by the international community.
( ・-・) It is quite repulsive to see >>309 come here and shit up /dqn/, which is at least theoretically the humor board, with his tiresome political trolling.
( ・-・) There are Web forums for that. This isn't one of them.
The only part of my post that was "trolling" was where I said it would be funny if Americans get bombed. I don't really want any humans to suffer, but I do think USA deserves a taste of its own medicine for once.
Still, it's quite funny/sad how the posters after me reacted to my opinion.
( ・-・) Learn how to take a criticism of your country / your people, >>310.
( ・-・) Disregard that, I suck cocks.
( ・-・) Retrospectively, I would like to take my words back. I don't enjoy gay oral sex in any form and I want you to take me seriously.
( ・-・) You know what, I think I do like juicy cocks after all. I want to suck one so bad right now!
( ・-・) I once tried to get an 8 year old girl to take her clothes off for me in her back garden, but she ran away and told her dad and they moved away.
( ・-・) >>315 is an impostor and an antisocial gay male. I refuse to deal with his obnoxious kinks.
( ・-・) >>317 has written down a long list of paraphilias, which he has arranged in columns marked "Nice," "Naughty," and "Obnoxious."
( ・-・) See this? I'm trying to be funny here. Because this is a humor board.
( ・-・) I may not be succeeding, but by God I'm trying to entertain you people.
>>318
( ・-・) Make a fart noise and throw a cake. It's always amusing on the telly.
( ・-・) ... I keep that list in my mind, smartass.
( ・-・) Transsexuals are mentally ill
( ・-・) Every time I see someone use the initialism "smh", I want to just sort of reach into my screen and deliver a nice, solid John Wayne haymaker.
( ・-・) Seriously, it's not even a thing you fucking say. That's not what text is for.
( ・-・) cunnilingus is disgusting.
( ・-・) I feel a bit bad now for saying that thing about Americans and bombs.
( ・-・) Not that bad though.
( ・-・) This thread is for things you wouldn't say if this wasn't an anonymous board, but most of it is realfag shit that doesn't belong on an anonymous board.
>>326
( ・-・) I'd fucking bash your face in if this wasn't an anonymous board.
( ・-・) I like bobmail, he's my friend.
( ・-・) It makes me think of something I said about socialists. I said "So you guys protect worker safety and environment? So what happened a Chernobyl, U.S.S.R.?"
( ・-・) Childhood obesity isn't as bad as many people say. Many years ago, when there was only 1 or 2 fat kids in a classroom, they always got treated badly by the others. Now that there are more of them, isolating a few people to treat them like crap isn't possible anymore.
( ・-・) The other thing I bring up is that for decades, China didn't have a childhood obesity problem, but how many people want to live the way people lived there so many years ago?
( ・-・) It also pisses me off that the coach from Alabama was charged with racism when calling the first lady "Fat butt Michelle Obama." It is not like he actually used any swear words, he was just pointing out a hypocritical woman. If she really wants kids to lose weight, she can go and eat all those health foods in public, and somehow enjoy doing it.
( ・-・) I read an article about huge student loan debt, but I feel very little compassion for most of them.
( ・-・) I feel 1/1000 the compassion for people who chose arts, lit, or archaeology degrees.
People who label common goods as "RARE" on eBay should be slapped in the face fifty times.
( ・-・) There are few things left that some subreddit doesn't do better than DQN.
( ・-・) Anonymity is the only reason I keep at this.
Is reddit not just like 4chan-lite for casual internet users? It seems pretty shitty but since I've never really used it I don't like to shit on things I don't know much about.
>>341
Reddit is an approval-driven BBS in which registered users may post links to funny pictures and "memes" or comment on the posts of other registered users.
( ・-・) I know this because my imouto is an avid redditor
>>343
( ・-・) I don't even have an account and don't plan on getting one. They are also better at driving a single joke into the ground.
( ・-・) It is also a liberal / dudebro / neckbeard circlejerk in general so fuck that. Extra extra fuck that. And fuck all 10 readers of /r/4ch.
>>344
How can there be more readers of that then the population of 4ch by 4 people?
guise, 4ch, /r/4ch = 10, 10 - 4ch = 6 posters = 6ch think abou tit.
( ・-・) As soon as my college debt is paid off, I will cut off all contact with my parents. I don't need their controlling asses.
( ・-・) Fine, I accept that you're fat.
( ・-・) Doesn't mean I'll ever want to fuck your corpulent ass.
( ・-・) If anybody makes a face-slapping device to be obligatory on every computer, I will upgrade every one I come across to be lethal. A neck-snapper.
right when I thought it was safe here
you humans and your reddit and your world issues
( ・-・)I used to use reddit a few years ago.
I got a lot of my friends into it and as I did I started to realise how shit it actually was. Now I can't use it, and cringe everytime someone talks about it.
( ・-・) >>256 I don't either. I then say "Fine, go ahead and get married. You gays now also have the right to a failing relationship, and a divorce that screws up your financial situation."
( ・-・) I did the same with my friends and imageboards, >>351-man. I lead them there and then left to the textboards alone. I wanted to die on a beautiful spring day in forest when its peace was disrupted by a torrent of memes.
( ・-・) >>351 same with me and 4chan, I did actually treat it like I was part of a secret club, now I cringe when it's mentioned or if I thnk about my past self.
( ・-・) I popped in there after not doing so since 2007 or so and they're still recycling some of the same porn so I feel justified in not missing it much.
( ・-・) Sex isn't that great...
( ・-・) Oh look, you're in a supersecret superclub now, >>351,353-355
( ⊙‿⊙) WE SHOULD GET TATTOOS!
( ・-・) >>356 I entirely agree. Hopefully it gets better after some practise.
( ・-・) I used a mitten to masturbate. It was the highest point of my experience with mittens.
( ・-・) You are all trying to force your crap memes too hard.
( ・-・) The popularity of Monty Oum's animation completely baffles me, as it is not particularly quality.
( ・-・) I don't mind developmentally disabled people until they make up the majority of people on my bus. Then they get really annoying and I start to think positively about eugenics.
( ・-・) People who think everything they see more than once is an attempt at a "meme"
( ・-・) or any image with text on it for that matter
( ・-・) The 90s sucked.
( ・-・) never
( ・-・) when i was a boy i ripped a hole in my pirate kermit and fucked it.
( ・-・) The Great Gatsby is just another thing American school systems cram down our throats, while not teaching things that actually prepare us for reality.
( ・-・) Once I graduated high school, I put that book in the paper recycling bin.
( ・-・) I don't have monafont installed and don't much care how it messes up ASCII art.
( ・-・) I don't care that it's S-JIS art and not ASCII art.
( ・-・) I hate when people say "If you can put your mind to it, you can do it." How many people put their whole minds into practical time travel, and never got it to happen?
( ・-・) Tell the truth say something like "If you think you will not achive your goal, you probably will not, but if you try, you MIGHT actually get what you want."
( ・-・) I once said something to a school counselor similar. I said "You school staff always tell us you can be an astronaut, Nobel prize winner, or N.Y. Times bestseller author, but at the same time you tell us we can't become rock stars, movie stars, or lottery winners. Lets compare the ratio of your examples to my examples."
( ・-・) The power of positive thinking sounds like trying to limit what people are allowed to say and think.
Every read the book "Bright Sided" ? I recommend it, and I usually don't read books.
( ・-・) Lets actually have a prison for fat people. The perimeter wall will be five feet high and the bars three feet apart. The prison will have a gym. If you can escape you’re free to go.
( ・-・) A number of people in artistic careers are always giving advice about how if you weren't doing this shit like EVERY DAY because you love it to bits, it'd be better for you to GTFO because you'd be hating yourself too often for a job that pays and treats you like shit, and like
( ・-・) I think they're extrapolating their own self doubt, trying to absolve themselves by convincing themselves that they DO love it and that they should spare others like themselves a little grief. Or trying to save all those fools (a majority of art majors for instance) who don't understand that they're not really that good and they won't be paying the bills with it so wise up now.
( ・-・) In actuality, though, love is not about being intoxicated by a thing 100% of the time, and some of the best artists are full of crippling self-doubt and having nervous breakdowns about it all the time, but will never be optimally good at anything else. So it might be well intentioned, but I think it's not good advice. You won't be totally loving something all the time, and you won't necessarily think you're good at what you do all the time, but if you really want to do it... you kind of know.
( ・-・) Anyway, should apply to this position as a fluffer? (y/n)
( ・-・) Are you the kind of person who never finishes what he starts? Then yes.
( ・-・) Interestingly finishing what you start is what those artists >>377 hates are talking about when they say that some parts of commercial art are brutal and nervous breakdown inducing (namely the last 20% of any project). Most dilettantes give up before they reach this stage then tell everyone that art is really fun and doesn't require a lot of work.
( ・-・) Twitter is more of an Internet Hate Machine than 4chan ever was.
>>380
It depends on the people you talk with. On 4chan, everyone has the same personality.
( ・-・) Nobody deserves to be praised or blamed. The first few years of development are completely out of a person's control, yet happen to be the most important ones in shaping them as a human being. The way life goes from there cannot be helped much, as any action carried out is decided upon within the limited boundaries of the mind that someone else built for you.
( ・-・) That just sounds like some apologist excuse for being NEET. You can change your life.
( ・-・) And if it's hard I guess you could also take psychedelics.
( ・-・) Isn't the purpose of this thread to create a safe space for expressing things that would otherwise get you lynched by the majority?
( ・-・) Then why the fuck are there so many posts responding to someone they disagree with?
( ・-・) This government shutdown thing should have happened years ago.
( ・-・) People keep talking about how much feminists hate Kill La Kill but so far I've only seen feminists talk about how much they liked the first episode...
>>389
not that I'm disagreeing, but actually it's happened a lot in the US since 1975 or so. the talking heads on TV wring their hands and tell us to panic, but nothing ever happens. if I were more paranoid than I am I'd start in about manufactured crises, but now I just think all the politicians (be advised that when I use this term I mean the ruling class, which in the US includes the news/entertainment/agitprop media and the extended civil service) involved on every side are just that incompetent. my cynicism has overwhelmed my paranoia.
( ・-・) Equality is for mathematics.
( ・-・) If you bully loli, you should get thrown in the gully. This means you, Abnes Abcess.
( ・-・) I don't have the nads to say most of the things I want to say, even with anonymity as a condition.
( ・-・) It's like the only things I am in private that I'm not in public is a chronic masturbator and an e-pirate (and seriously, if asked, who would guess otherwise?).
( ・-・) The Transformers cartoons of our youth were shit flavored shit and you know it.
( ・-・) I want to build a machine that quickly turns CO2 into something else. I do not want to build it because of environmental concerns.
( ・-・) I want to build it to piss off people who only want to limit CO2 by restricting coal and oil.
( ・-・) I think Sergeant Mark IV is pretty cool guy, eh has balls in an increasingly pussified society and doesn't afraid of anything.
( ・-・) I want to punch my client in the nuts enough times to make sure he never fathers children.
( ・-・) I wanted to move to New York City and become a hipster after watching Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
( ・-・) I don't trust this board is fully anonymous
( ・-・) I like waiting lines.
( ・-・) I think tripcodes look cool but tripfags ruin the discussion.
( ・-・) Fedora shaming is a form of bullying and it is reprehensible.
( ・-・) If liking a thing is popular then you aren't a nerd for liking it, even if it is sci-fi or involves a shitload of math or whatever. That was the old nerd. The new nerd is a brony or some shit like that. People obsessed with "memes" can get right the fuck out.
( ・-・) I am aware of the hypocrisy.
( ・-・) I often wonder of a Brony is now what a Moonie is during the 1990s.
( ・-・) The people of intelligence that we need more of usually decide to be childfree by choice, and have enough self discipline to not create a child by accident.
( ・-・) What a shitty future.
( ・-・) I worry that I've lost the vision for the future I want to actualise.
( ・-・) Have you ever noticed the most hardcore leftists around you are all genetic trash? Ugly, weak, dorky and infantile. Anyone who's that desperate for The State to cover all their needs really should just shoot themselves.
( ・-・) How many people called Bush a retarded ape, and then couldn't handle it when Obama was called a retarded ape?
( ・-・) My little DQN can't be this right wing.
( ・-・) Appearance and personality shouldn't even factor into employment, only skills.
( ・-・) Fuck art. Not particular paintings or statues or whatever but the very notion of "art" itself. Ask someone what it is and you'll probably either get aetherial bullshit about crap like "soul" or else "you'll know it when you see it" which is basically a tacit admission of "I dunno lol". Basically anything can be "art" if the right pretentious jackass says it is, and the term is ultimately useless except to foster censorship, since their bullshit is "art" and your bullshit isn't.
( ・-・) White genocide is underrated.
>>415
( ・-・) White Genocide would be a fantastic name for a punk band.
>>414 Art is anything I can fap to, anything I can't fap to is not art.
( ・-・) Fuck the Left.
( ・-・) Conservative dokyun is so adorable, it's like he walks around with little soapboxes strapped to his feet all day.
( ・-・) I want conservative dokyun to be a net character.
( -m-) Fuck the Left.
>>420
He is posting on the "things you wouldn't say if you weren't posting anonymously" thread so he is, to some extent, self-aware.
( ・-・) Touch my penis.
( ・-・) I watched one episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic out of curiosity.
( ・-・) Now I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
( ・-・) I once conversed with person using nothing but memes.
( ・-・) Our forefathers didn't fight for this.
( ・-・) I watched a few episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic out of curiosity.
( ・-・) What a retarded show.
( ・-・) Our forefathers were assholes. The only good thing in the constitution is the part where we're allowed to change it.
( ・-・) I wish Americans would realise the 'inter' in internet means international.
( ・-・) Brits invented everything needed for that first, >>434.
( ・-・) It still hasn't.
( ・-・) This thread has too much individualism.
>>437
(☞´_⊃｀)☞ That's only because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark.
( ・-・) Democracy is not all it's cracked up to be; at the end of the day the only "merits" it selects on is who can spend more on campaigns and who can lie most convincingly to the masses.
( ・-・) Those stinking masses. Fascism would solve everything. It couldn't possibly backfire on me, maybe perhaps on those other people, but I don't like them very much.
( ・-・) Are our only choices "Idiocracy" or "1984?" I reject this false dichotomy. I say that the future is "Idiocracy" AND "1984." Imagine a gigantic goofy red clown shoe, stamping on a human face, forever.
( ・-・) Gaddafi was shot by jews who saw threat in his "golden dinar" plans. Jews or perhaps Americans who didn't want to lose global power.
( ・-・) Most Jews aren't vile and evil people, but the most vile and evil people are Jews.
( ・-・) Are people ever going to decide if China is a communist country or a capitalist country? It seems the same people will argue either way in order to win a debate.
( ・-・) It was Europeans. Libya was Europes Iraq, only actually for oil instead of to establish a buffer for Iran.
( ・-・) And, you know, without the ~outrage~ and media coverage of Iraq.
( ・-・) Politics is just a huge entertainment industry in the US. In reality everything is still controlled by her majesty. That black president is meant to show Americans their place.
( ・-・) People getting pissed off at twerking should just shut up already. You already knew who Elvis was, and how his dance moves offended your parents or grandparents, now you repeat their stupidity.
>>449
a lot of people say it still because a lot of people aren't educated well and think communism means evil USSR rather than what it actually means
their current set-up, although fairly socialist (gov owns companies), is still much more like what one would call capitalism rather than communism, just people don't get angry when lawmakers tell their company what to do
In most current capitalist societies in the west (especially the US), the government is just less involved with companies (until it's too late), and still does a lot of work controlling and limiting them (which is good, because full on laissez faire is pants-on-head retarded)
and since 1978, the allowance of private owned businesses in china has grown a large amount (and do note that some of that article and it's statistics at the end might not be the best as the gov is a minority holder in some companies)
I'd call it, moving towards the right spectrum of modern economic structure and definitely not within communism.
Communism's definition is overly strong though, and shouldn't really be thrown around as almost no actual large-scale society can manage what the idea entails.
( ・-・) Somebody tried to friend me on Facebook a couple of days ago. I looked at his page, and it was all full of political posts and nothing else. I look at his pictures, and he looks like a human frog. Soft, fat, round with a huge open mouth.
( ・-・) Why are these genetic messes so political?
>>449
They are whatever economic system where the elite are able to stash their riches on accounts hosted on fiscal paradises so they don't become accountable to their own country, incidentally it's the same as the US. Those unoriginal slanted-eye copycats.
( ・-・) Islam's ideals of economics and social order are superior to those of the West.
( ・-・) I think the best government would be a benevolent dictatorship.
( ・-・) All the mandatory fine arts classes in high school simply makes most of the students more miserable than they already are.
( ・-・) I can't stand Indians.
( ・-・) I am still amused by Doge.
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>>477
I can't even tell what that was supposed to be, but I'm going to interpret it as "being shoved into a Goatse hole".
>>478 Its obviously Yaruo kicking Yaranaio, maybe check your fonts and/or privilege.
>>478
I think it's a knee to the face?
I wouldn't guess that if this wasn't an anonymous board, though.
( ・-・) Eugenics is actually a pretty good idea.
( ・-・) I oppose war on drugs. So many drug users are so shit at life, that having drugs kill them off early is an advantage.
( ・-・) And why would the war on drugs be considered conservative anyway? Seems like when someone wants to say they are politically conservative, they say they prefer laissez faire economics and deregulation.
( ・-・) Do words even have meaning anymore?
>>482
( ・-・) I agree.
( ・-・) Likewise, how did traditional conservative individualism, which is about remaking the world to suit yourself and being the Ubermensch, get connected to Christianity, which is this objectively rather silly superstition that raises weakness, self-hatred, and martyrdom-seeking to virtues.
( ・-・) "What would Jesus do?" He'd hang there on the bloody cross and weep and die, that's what.
( ・-・) Ask, rather, what a man would do, ask what is fitting for a man to aspire to.
( ・-・) The strong do what they will and leave their mark on the universe. The weak and defective perish and are forgotten--and this makes them disgusting, not saintly. Evolution is a gas, if you're one of the survivors. Will you be the hammer or the anvil?
( ・-・) I did some social service at some place where they helped kids and teens with autism and down's syndrome and stuff, and I saw this teen who had a deliciously perky body, great tits, nice ass. I won't lie, I wanted to hit that very badly, even though she slobbered all over the place. In fact, I think that made me more aroused. Now that's something I wouldn't say if this wasn't an anonymous board.
>>482
I don't know how libertarians and conservatives got mixed together either, but if I had to take a guess, I'd say it's because both are retarded, so it's easy to lump them together.
I'll leave now.
>>484
( ・-・) I can relate. Retards at least tend not to be insufferably uppity the way most women are these days.
>>486
( ・-・) I don't know. Retards are way more insufferable than normal people. Often they are stuck on the egocentric phase forever, so they are extremely self-centered and annoying and hold grudges and throw tantrums over everything.
>>488
Most of the ones I've met have been pretty good-natured, TBH. Though I don't deny that they can be annoyingly childish.
"How often do you see [...] the news [...]?" ～ >>492
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( ・-・) Women buy expensive fashions to impress other women much more than to impress men.
( ・-・) Why do women even buy those fashions? Most of the fashion business is about women being forced to get eating disorders and use dangerous drugs to stay in the business. So many women wear this stupid crap, yet say they fight against eating disorders and dangerous drugs.
>>497 ( ・-・) Because deep down, women know full well that men prefer thin, healthy, fertile young women to fat ugly old sows, and dangerous pills are much easier than working out and eating healthy foods.
( ・-・) Don't like offensive radio shows like Bubba the Love Sponge? Go make your own radio show where you only say nice things, and make the show so awesome, that everybody prefers your show.
( ・-・) I can't stand people who use 'awesome' to describe every single positive thing.
>>502 ( ・-・) Yes. When he left XM radio, he worked for 102.5 FM Tampa Bay.
( ・-・) im gay
( ・-・) i only come to 4-ch once a year, and it's to troll
I have masturbated to captchas
( ・-・) i have never masturbated to a captcha
( ・-・) i want to masturbate to a captcha now, but i can't find one that is ecchi enough
( ・-・) "Misogynist" just means you oppose the feminist bloc and their bullshit. That's a good thing. Wear it proudly, brothers!
(∩´ ~ `∩) I want to know whether I am truly kawaii. Uguu~
( ・-・) I only now just noticed that little expander arrow in the bottom corner of the text input box.
( ・-・) Also, I think OWS was funny because they tried to use modern liberal organizational techniques and ended up just flailing around pointlessly and falling apart.
( ・-・) I think OWS did a lot, and got a lot of people aware and knowledgable about the state of the country the media and government is trying to hide
( ・-・) I sympathize with Vladimir Putin
( ・-・) I checked my privilege, and found that I earned every bit of it through hard work.
( ・-・) I can't stand stupid people.
>>519
( ・-・) People who say that are generally stupid, themselves.
( ・-・) I'll rape you in your fingers for typing that.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You should all be ashamed of yourselves!
( ・-・) Hexchat is a lot better than mIRC
>>517
( ・-・) Yeah. Every "Putin sucks" argument I've heard so far tends to come off as "sounds good to me".
( ・-・) Jazz should be a proper noun
( ・-・) I wouldn't do the things the way those people do
( ・-・) I wouldn't live there if you paid me toooooooooooooooo
>>524
I feel like I'm being fed a war, but they're letting the interns from college do the propaganda. It's vaguely irritating. There should be bold posters everywhere, showing well-drawn relief portraits of soldiers and crying women and farmers and stuff, with captions like "ARE YOU DOING YOUR PART?" or "FACE THE GREAT BEAR WITH COURAGE, YOUNG MAN."
Instead it's split between awkward comparisons to Hitler and wishy-washy arguments about how EU membership is a human right or something.
( ・-・) Leftists are living proof that you can fool some of the people all of the time.
( ・-・) There is no Jewish conspiracy.
>>528
( ・-・) Proper Hitler comparisons are done by Russian media towards Ukrainian nationalists. It's a big issue in Eastern Europe with some ex-USSR (now EU) countries where nationalist movements rose to power. They only embarrass EU by whitewashing Nazism and WWII criminals. They should be just expelled for that, really.
You see, these little countries that spent most of their history under somebody else's rule strive to have those "national icons" to show how deep, proud and independent are their roots. Emokids, basically.
>>528
It's probably because they feel wishy-washy themselves about war, yo. They expect the US to do all the heavy-lifting for them. And of course, how do you expect them to feed you nationalistic propaganda, when joining the EU is inherently anti-nationalistic?
>>531
During the "collectivization of the kulaks" during the 1930s, the USSR killed between ten and thirty million Ukrainians--about 25% of of the nation's population. I am not sure how one can reasonably expect the descendants of the survivors to just forget about it--even if the Azarov regime attempts to ban public discussion of the topic and teach denial of the Holodomor in Ukrainian public schools--and welcome a return to Russian rule. This would be a bit like expecting the Chinese to silently accept a foreign dictator whom all knew to be a Japanese puppet.
The Russians are displeased because Putin meddled in the affairs of a neighboring nation and did so in a crude, ham-handed manner, and got caught, and it blew up in his face embarrassingly. Everyone knew the Azarov regime was a Russian puppet, a creation of the FSB, or whatever the old KGB calls itself this week. One need not be a "fascist," whatever that word even means in 2014 (and if it means "ruthless militaristic dictator who wishes to invade and conquer his neighbors," Mr. Putin and his fan club should look in the mirror and think carefully before flinging such a term around, or accusing others of "whitewashing WWII criminals"), to sympathize with the popular uprising that drove Azarov from power and drove him to seek exile in Russia. Perhaps this will result in a chastened Russia, whose power abroad and influence are yet further diminished.
Please ponder the meaning of the term "blowback." It doesn't just happen to the USA.
I have masturbated to Lara Croft's death scenes in the remade Tomb Raider game.
>>533
( ・-・) Holodomor has nothing to do with current events on Ukraine unlike "fascism" which might have a bit of relevance to far-right government that rose to power. If you were following the uprising, you probably noticed that its leaders were pretty much the same people who are responsible for the Orange Revolution. Police should have actually shot at protesters.
Current problem is that Eastern Ukraine doesn't want to be under new rule, but Putin chickened out instead of helping it, which is highly illogical after his annexation of Crimea by force when he promised to protect anyone speaking Russian. Unfortunately, he isn't "ruthless militaristic dictator who wishes to invade and conquer neighbours" despite of being portrayed as such in some mass media. Crimea was sought after by Russia, Turkey and NATO as it gives a strategic control over Russia's access to the Black Sea.
I'd also like to remind you that Ukraine was an integral part of Russian Empire and USSR and as such there are deep ties between two peoples effects of which on general population you might not perceive through political news.
>>534
At least one time when I was a teenager I booted up the shareware version of Vinyl Goddess From Mars (which I had downloaded unbeknownst to my parents) and made Vinyl climb up and down a vine with one hand while I used the other hand to jack off until I came.
I really don't like when US politicians criticize the Russia and Ukraine situation. That is because they are also usually guilty of entering someone else's land without a very good reason for it.
( ・-・) It's amazing how much more often I get laid when I pretend I just got out of jail.
( ・-・) What the fuck is wrong with women?
>>535
( ・-・) The only "far right" government in Eastern Europe today is the Putin regime in Russia. We are aware of the Russian state propaganda organs' propensity to use the words "Nazi" and "fascist" for anyone, anywhere, who opposes Russian jingoism, revanchism, and irridentism. As a result the terms have lost all meaning and become empty obscenities, not even political.
And yes, we are also aware that Ukraine was once an integral part of Russian Empire and USSR, in exactly the same sense that Manchuria, Korea, Indochina, and the Philippines were once integral parts of the Japanese Empire. "Deep ties," indeed.
Why are Russians so tone-deaf, so unwilling to consider that centuries of brutal occupation, rape, looting, and mass murder of their neighbors might have left their neighbors a bit resentful, that their neighbors might not fully share in their enthusiasm and nostalgia for "the good old days" of the USSR?
Even the Japanese are better at taking a hint. The Japanese at least comprehend that their neighbors resent them and are suspicious of their motives, and that it has something to do with Twentieth Century history, though they still do not seem to grasp exactly why.
But this is becoming excessively serious.
( ・m・) I'm not into the whole recreating-the-Soviet-Empire-by-force-over-the-strenuous-objections-of-the-people-living-there thing.
>>539 ( ・-・) Indeed. Women these days are little more than spoiled children with tits.
>>512
( ・-・) It also annoys me that such people have never known a word called misandry.
( ・-・) If you care about global warming, you’ll support fracking and nuclear power. If you don’t support fracking and nuclear power, you don’t really care about global warming, you’re just using it as an excuse.
( ・-・) Yeah, >>544, those "green" assholes should support R&D related to reprocessing and reuse of nuclear fuel instead of clogging beautiful landscapes with their shitty windmills which pose danger to local wildlife and which produce barely enough power to boil a kettle.
( ・-・) In the end, Pripyat is infinitely more beautiful than any "bio-diesel" field with a bunch of giant fans casting shadows over it.
( ・-・) The UK loses what, ten people to this Malaysian airline crash, and their pictures are all over every newspaper with idiotic headlines like 'SLAUGHTER OF THE INNOCENTS' while Palestinians are dying in their hundreds and nobody gives a shit. Fuck that stupid plane crash.
>>540
( ・-・) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kievan_Rus%27 Japan wot, m8?
( ・-・) Middle-eastern politics in general are juvenile, petty, absurd and capricious. I probably wouldn't feel too bad about stating this publicly, actually.
( ・-・) The US can be blamed for almost every conflict of the last 25 years. Too bad, nobody has balls to place sanctions on it.
( ・-・) Autarky is the economic ideal. Without foreign trade there is no impetus for involvement in foreign conflicts.
Realpolitik is the political ideal. Without geopolitical isolationist policies, there is no impetus for withholding entry into foreign conflicts.
Zeon did (almost) nothing wrong.
>>550
Palestinian politics is bullshit. People have the choice between Fatah, which is composed of corrupt assholes, or Hamas, which is composed of violent assholes. There are other factors that pushed Hamas into power in Gaza, namely that it's a tiny shithole ghetto state that contains 2 million people who have fuck all for resources and can't better their circumstances because of political reasons. Likely people felt frustrated with Fatah there, though I can't imagine they'll be itching to put Hamas back in power after the latest war. My current hope is that a better party will arise out of all this bullshit, but it seems unlikely considering the conditions.
Anyway, just don't talk about something you don't know anything about. I blame Hamas fully for what happened, but most of the people hurt in Gaza are just trying to live their lives.
>>559 Honestly, Palestine is a cornered rat with exactly one option. While I dislike killing, I can't think of a better party for them than Hamas at the moment. Do you have any insights on how they could gain self determination non-violently? Israel seems perfectly willing to commit genocide.
You mean the Isreal that goes out of its way to avoid civilian casualties while dealing with neighbors who revel in killing civilians is the genocidal half of this conflict?
Do your thoughts and opinions ever actually intersect with reality at any point?
>>566 Israel that uses their border guards to regulate food import? That shoots at fishing boats who try to go far enough out to actually catch fish? How does starving a country to death avoid civilian casualties?
How does hiding rocket launchers and weapons in schools and hospitals avoid civilian casualties? How does the Hamas police deliberately forcing Palestinian civilians to stay in combat zones avoid civilian casualties? How does digging tunnels under Israel with the express purpose of KILLING CIVILIANS avoid civilian casualties? How does breaking every single fucking cease fire the moment they have more rockets in place avoid civilian casualties? How does having a charter that's devoted to utterly destroying their neighbors no matter how much it costs themselves avoid civilian casualties?
>>565, they have two options, actually. They just utterly refuse to consider the peaceful one because their magic book tells them to kill all Jews all the time.
>>568 I never said Hamas was morally upright or didn't kill Israeli civilians and jeopardize their own. I said I wasn't sure how else Palestine could prevent their own extinction and asked if you could think of a peaceful way because I don't see it.
>>568 for the record, I also support Israel's right to self-determination, I just don't see it as presently being threatened.
>>569, the peaceful way is pretty simple actually. Stop trying to destroy Israel. Stop trying to KILL ALL JEWS. Make peace. Simplest thing in the world. Requires very little effort on their part, and they'll be much better off in both the short and long term. Win win.
Israelis want peace - they're the most progressive society in that region.
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I think we could all learn something from >>572's insightful political analysis.
( ・-・) Mittens really are pretty lame.
It is never right to boycott. [Not related to current events.]
( ・-・) I boycott mitten shops all the time.
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( ˃ ヮ˂) ミトンが大好き！
>>571,572
( ・-・) "Israelis want piece" of land is more like it.
http://www.vice.com/read/israeli-racism-gaza-kleinfeld-511
>>580 You're just pissed because Israel has the temerity to not only defend itself from the bloodthirsty lunatics at its borders, but has been so successful at it.
Like all liberals, you hate success and want to see the successful brought down, because they make you feel bad about your own worthless life.
Go out and do something productive, you weenie.
>>581
You kikes have a lot of nerve talking about "success" when the only reason Israel exists is because of the billions of dollars you parasites are leeching from other countries. Lemme guess, I'm also against welfare leeches because I hate their success.
Go cry to your mamadaddy government, lefty.
Enjoy your jewish lobby, you centrist bastard.
Actually, I'm Presbyterian, but thanks!
>Go out and do something productive, you weenie.
Sayeth the guy who's posting on DQN.
I'm not practicing what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to.
>>587 This is the anon thread on an anon board. How would you have any idea who you're preaching to.
It's by your actions that people know you.
( ・-・) Sometimes I don't recognize my friends if they get a haircut or shave.
>>593
( ・-・) I was trying to do something mildly malicious with HTML tag abuse, but it didn't work.
( ・-・) Malicious or delicious?
( ・-・) Possibly both.
it is my sincerely held belief that videogaming is the worst hobby community on the internet.
worse than tumblr
worse than reddit
worse than sjw blogs
worse than animu & mango
it's probably worse than christian mingle too
>>597 I enjoy video games but find it hard to argue with that. Usually I distance myself from the "community" outside of "how do I make map" and "will you play my map" matters.
>>597 sjws and video game forums are an ouroboros of worthlessness.
( ・-・) 500get.
( ・-・) This whole network of boards and people that thrive on being ironic should be set ablaze.
( ・-・) Except for me.
( ・-・) My irony is cheeky and fun, but everyone else's irony is cruel and tragic.
( ・-・) Which... makes it not really irony at all.
( ・-・) Evil irony!
( ・-・) Open Source doesn't produce better software, it produces design-by-committee trainwrecks. In places where it's better, it's generally only because the authors genuinely don't expect to make any money, as opposed to being burdened down with DRM/adware/spyware/whatever.
>>603
( ・-・) As a software engineer working with enterprise bus systems in java, I agree (especially anything with RedHat behind it), but with the caveat that most proprietary software is a design-by-committee trainwreck as well. We just see less of that software because it also happens to be purchase-by-committee.
( ・-・) I hate my company's purchasing committee.
( ・-・) I have a really ugly, thick penis
( ・-・) I have to choose between making a site in ASP.NET/C# or installing WAMP on this windows virtual server... I choose ASP.net/C#
( ・-・) I love microsoft windows server edition operating systems. They are easier to setup and have better support than any linux or *bsd distribution (that I have used).
>>605
( ・-・) Mine has a big sore on the head that looks like the onset of syphyllis.
( ・-・) It's actually a chafe from jacking it off too hard. Apparently I'm supposed to rest it for it to heal, but if I go more than a couple days without I start getting really tense and fidgety...
>>607
( ・-・) That's probably because they are rebranded versions of the desktop OS with a license for more RAM and take no more expertise to set up or run than a home edition copy.
( ・-・) I would sooner support ISIS than feminists.
( ・-・) I just read The Hobbit and The Lord Of The Rings again.
( ・-・) The movies are better. No contest.
>>606
ASP.NET is plenty better than WAMP, no shame in admitting it.
>>614
Copy that. Racket is the language that makes me feel most like a wizard.
>>616
Scheme is cool conceptually, but has a heavily fragmented ecosystem.
Racket is Scheme on steroids.
I don't grasp the meaning of "VORODEMOTO." I think it might be "Voldemort" as you might write the word using katakana, transcribed back into the Roman alphabet--but why do people post the word and nothing else? Is it the newest le ebin may may from le lebbit, or something?
>>613
( ・-・) Great... Another snob who decides for everybody that reading a book is more enjoyable than watching a film.
( ・-・) What would happen if we had some huge faggot decide for everybody that having things shoved up their ass was superior to all forms of sexual pleasure?
( ・-・) I have a hard time keeping myself from laughing at other people's misery. Its not that I take pleasure in it but rather its always just so damn funny.
( ・-・) I'm going to murder next friend who pretends to ignore me.
( ・-・) I have a hard time staying hard.
( ・-・) I kind of like that moment when I'm in the shower and have just soaped up my asscrack and this thin curl of brown runs off one foot (always the right one, never the left for some reason), and goes down the drain. I feel extra clean after that.
( ・-・) I find myself continually frustrated in having to explain to other people that there is not a party going on in my pants and there never will be!
( ・-・) I still frequent 4chan, despite hating most of it's users, simply because it's fast and has a pokemon board.
>>626
( ・-・) I quit 4chan years ago. /f/ just never gets fresh 2ch flashes anymore. You would think I should take the role of Anonymous Commander and plug this hole, steer people to the enlightenment and Japanese — find and post those movies myself. No, screw it, I'm disappointed.
>>626
( ・-・) I haven't stopped visiting 4chan because the only real, viable alternative to it is reddit.
( ・-・) I play pokemon competitively.
>>632
( ・-・) That sounds pretty impressive until I point out that most of the people you're "competing" against are like eight years old.
( ・-・) The more hardcore leftist people are, the more likely they're weak, ugly, uncoordinated losers. Seriously, just look at 'em. Empty your mind of prejudice and LOOK.
( ・-・) Then laugh, because most of them are so pathetic they're funny.
( ・-・) The more worthless a person's opinion, the more they seem to shout about it.
( ・-・) The fucker didn't even sage!
Why would you post the "cold hard truth" on the thread about opinions we are embarrassed about or otherwise not comfortable with admitting in public?
I hate all but maybe two of my coworkers, but I pretend to be their friends because networking is too valuable right now.
( ・-・) It's not even like I don't agree in spirit but do you netouyo fuckers really have to turn every single messageboard, blog, youtube comments section and bathroom stall graffiti you visit into /pol/?
( ・-・) I probably wasted my late teenage years spending hours every night browsing dozens of different image boards, and now that I'm an adult, I have nothing going for me, and my brain is rotted.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) But I everything there is about board culture!
Gooby plz
( ・-・) I just want to sleep 24/7. I hate being alive but I also don't want to die. Sleep seems like a nice compromise.
( ・-・) Can't have my gooby.
( ・-・) The GLBTWTFBBQ flag shouldn't be a rainbow. A smeary brown would be more appropriate.
( ・-・) I don't like the rainbow profile thing because its confusing me as to who is gay or not.
( ・-・) i am extremely socially awkward and have to lie when asked about what music i like because i listen to obscure anime speedcore and denpa mostly
( ・-・) Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't buy into dogmatic outrage politics and try to be rational online. /pol/ and SJW Tumblr/Twitter communities are just two sides of the same coin, a worthless and annoying coin.
( ・-・) I'm sick of faggot like >>648 regurgitating the same old tired crap that no one cares to hear.
>>648
I don't like to reference xkcd "punchlines" but it's cool that you found a way to feel superior to both.
( ・-・) Go ahead and complain about Confederate flags some more. I will go to my typical factory in China and make more of them.
( ・-・) >>648 desperately needs to freshen up their online haunts.
>>662
That's pretty embarrassing, luckily for me, I'm on an anonymous board.
>>662 the ways of black magic must come of your own learning, my son.
( ´ω`) 666GET
( ・-・) 666GE--
( ・-・) Goddamnit, Grandpa.
( ・-・) Butts.
( ・-・) Can't say I'm at all fond of 'em.
( ´ω`) Goof butts.
( ・-・) I'm totally cool with liberals getting abortions. Just not conservatives.
( ・-・) In a perfect world, all liberal mothers to be would kill their babies immediately.
( ・-・) Homo sex is gay.
>>671 Some hardcore liberals became that way because they hated their conservative parents. How can you be sure that people are only aborting a future liberal?
( ・-・) I'm a liberal.
( ・-・) Gay magic
( ・-・) And by gay magic, I mean using magic to make gays live a heterosexual lifestyle.
( ˃ ヮ˂) And by gay magic, I mean gaiety-filled magic! After all, if there's something gay in this world, it's magic! [b]GAY MAGIC[/b]
( ・-・) The notion of art is nonsense.
( ・-・) The food that airlines serve in-flight isn't very good.
I'm so far from perfect. What is wrong with me? Why do I keep doing stupid things?
( ・-・) Trump is right.
LOL PE ENIS
Testicles
( ・-・) As I was saying, Trump is the only candidate I respect. All the rest are nutless cowards.
Politics on DQN is shit and Trump doesn't care about the first amendment anyways.
( ・-・) Communism is for weakass losers. Anybody with any kind of skill at all will relish the endless competition of capitalism.
( ・-・) I rant because I care.
( ・-・) Capitalism is 5% selfish pricks and 80% deluded victims
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( ・-・) I hear a woodpecker. I want to shoot it to make the noise go away.
( ・-・) Everybody wants to believe they're exceptional. But it's not what you are. It's what you own and who you own. If you don't own anything, then you can't accomplish anything.
>>695
Yes, however capitalism has one major flaw, and that is the construct of employment, which in practice is usually merely slavery with just enough pay to keep alive. The emancipation which the workers of the world need is self-employment.
>>703
Self-employment may only work because sufficiently few other people do the same. Probably, I don't know. Just thought of it. May be economics 101, mea culpa.
But if everyone were self-employed, there would be orders of magnitude more choice if you were in need of a chargeable service. Say, plumbers.
Then the market is essentially diluted, and a couple of things could happen: no plumber can make a living because of the extreme competition (in a world where each plumber is of roughly equal value). Plumbing becomes a cutthroat, penniless business and the world of plumbing self-destructs.
Or, a small number of plumbers are better than the rest, and people learn this and start taking their business to the best plumbers. They get more business, are more profitable, and eventually start having to employ in order to meet demand. Mediocre plumbers are put out of business.
Either way, the dissolution of the wholly self-employed market is inevitable.
Does working at a socially-owned, democratically-run company count as self-employment?
>>705
No, but it sounds better than your typical large corporation.
אכד נעיח שזס נהמ
( ・-・) I'm going to vote for Hillary because she has a vagina.
( ・-・) I'm going to vote for Sanders because I don't want to work for a living.
( ˃ ヮ˂) Work is for chumps!
What happened here
( ・-・) I love the dating game in China. There are already not enough women for men, and women still fall in love with me. That means I fuck up the law of supply and demand even more.
>>705
Sounds terrible. Why the fuck would the workers democratically make decisions when more than half of them most likely have no experience in management or accounting? Privately run organizations allow people who have specialized in their field to do what they know best without the hindrance of people whose good intentions blind them from negative consequences.
The proletariat can suck my dick.
( ・-・) Women shouldn't be allowed to vote. They vote for everything that makes a nation weak and stupid.
> Privately run organizations allow people who have specialized in their field
Except that's not true at all. Control is arbitrarily given on the basis of ownership, not specialized knowledge and definitely not skill. The people "specialized on their field" who "do what they know best" get the short stick invariably. Which is more longer than the stick given to people without specializaed skill; nonetheless they both get shafted.
( ・-・) I think most of the Black Lives Matter protesters just like to yell and break stuff.
( ・-・) The concept from the movie "Escape From New York" and "Escape From Los Angeles" should be certain cities in Michigan.
( ・-・) A judge who's a member of La Raza actually is a problem.
If you don't smoke weed, get over yourself. I don't care how "degenerate" you think weed might be, I don't want to hear your bitching when all I'm trying to do is let everybody know that I'm stoned 24/7. Ruins my vibrations, and what not.
>>720
That's like being served, loudly badmouthing a bystander who came across on your way to court only to find out said pedestrian is actually the judge preceding the lawsuit against you and then calling it a problem.
That shit only happens to stupid assholes, quite frankly.
I think all stoners are complete morons.
( ・-・) I stole secrets from Capcom. I wanted to know how they make so many variants of the same Street Fighter games and get people to pay full price for each one. I intend to use the same strategy on an app I am developing.
( ・-・) Islam is fundamentally incompatible with western civilization.
( ・-・) Institutionalised religion is fundamentally incompatible with the progression of civilisation.
( ・-・) I disagree, >>726. Christianity and Judaism have both demonstrated a strong stabilizing influence on culture that Islam lacks. Cism and Jism both inspire one to transcend one's animal instincts, where Ism encourages one to revel in barbarism.
( ・-・) Also, you're poopy.
( ・-・) Historically, perhaps. However, this is now the 21st century, people no longer live in disconnected tribes, and dogmatic worship of ancient myths and legends is not conducive to civility and cooperation with the other several billion people living on this rock. Just be chill, don't get angry because other people live different lives, etc; you don't need religion to not be a dick.
( ・-・) Also, I know. Sometimes wiping just takes too much effort.
( ・-・) The secret is to take a daily dump in the morning before your shower.
( ・-・) In a way, it all comes down to whether you see yourself as a loyal, capable, family-oriented wolf, or a disloyal, hedonistic, selfish rabbit.
( ・-・) The blonde guy from True Detective was a wolf. Look how that turned out.
I lold
( ・-・) You can give a leftist a fish and he'll eat for a day, or you can teach that leftist to fish and he'll sit pouting in his boat all day because nobody gave him a fish.
( ・-・) I want to be a trans-black woman so I can blame all white men for anything I do wrong.
( ・-・) Just tell people you are, and BOOM! You are!
( ・-・) Now you can molest girls in a Target restroom!
( ・-・) Floral Shoppe is a mediocre sound collage.
( ・-・) I might be not as witty as I think I am.
( ・-・) If you keep an open mind and an observant eye, you'll eventually notice that the Left is entirely populated by neurotic people. Most are pretty harmless, but the power hungry ones really need a good slapping.
( ・-・) I'm somewhat concerned that Christians will be persecuted in the USA in the coming decades. People seem very quick to laugh this off or call me a bigot, which just goes to support the point.
>>740
( ・-・) They already are, for sufficiently broad definitions of "persecuted" and sufficiently narrow definitions of "Christians."
( ・-・) If you actually keep an open mind and an observant eye, you won't end up making sweeping judgements about half the population.
( ・-・) The black people I've met in real life aren't as smart as the ones on TV.
>>745
If one lived his whole life without encountering a black person, just saw them on TV, he'd be led to believe nignogs invented the whole universe
>>746 What are you talking about, that is the complete opposite of how black people are represented on TV. I'm a bit embarrassed by your ignorance and I'd hope new visitors here don't assume we all think like you!
>>746 If he watched the Maury show, he would think blacks were humanoid rabbits.
( ・-・) White people often make pleasant neighbors.
( ・-・) Anybody who read >>749 and immediately thought "that's racist" is an idiot.
( ・-・) The Pings are my Chinese neighbors
>>753 No. Come to think of it, I've never met a dickhead who wasn't white...
>>755 maybe it's you. Are you enough of an ass that people go out of their way to annoy you?
>>756 No, I mean, it's very rare for me to meet someone and think "wow, what a dickhead" but any time I have, they've always had white skin.
As much as I love @, it's not any easier to write than the word "at."
( ・-・) I don't think #WhyINeedPrescriptivism would fly, but I gotta just let it out.
( ・-・) I don't feel attracted to big butts or breasts and will refuse to touch anything that's not firm, shapely and not fat.
( ・-・) Anything more than a handful is a waste.
( ・-・) I genuinely enjoy watching the anime Hetalia
( ・-・) Toga parties are dumb. You're better off staying home and spilling wine on a white sheet yourself.
( ・-・) I'm going to be avoiding the city until the chimpouts stop.
( ・-・) The only way multiculturalism can truly work is if everyone acts white.
>>769 I'm guessing that many people agree with you, but are not going to admit it publicly.
( ・-・) Pizza tastes like crap
( ・-・) pizza is fucking awesome I will fight you
( ・-・) Watching Spaceballs has killed my appetite for pizza for a good while.
( ・-・) I ordered a pizza at an Italian restaurant the other day, and the menu specifically listed "diced tomatoes" on the pizza, as well as basil. They bring it out and its very plain looking, with a few rounds of cheese thrown on it, no other toppings beside a skimpy application of basil near the center. What cheapskates, I thought. I questioned them about the tomatoes and they said that includes the sauce! What nonsense. In any case, I made them bring me a good helping of basil to flavor the pizza. Next time I'll be sure to order from Pizza Hut™.
( ・-・) Leftists really are the locusts of civilization. Once a nation gets wealthy, they swarm over it and devour as much wealth as they can.
( ・-・) On top of that, they're pricks about it.
( ・-・) The political parties I don't align with and their members are the source of my suffering.
( ・-・) I hope Maury Povich has good plans for his retirement.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/the-male-pill-is-coming---and-its-going-to-change-everything/
( ・-・) Have you ever heard someone tell you not to enjoy news about your enemies dying?
( ・-・) I get pleasure from news about my enemies dying, and I get twice as much pleasure witnessing someone die if they tell me not to enjoy the news about my enemies dying.
( ・-・) Time for a celebration:
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( ・-・) FUCK I forgot what I going to post
( ・-・) I barely watch anime, but I like it as a concept.
( ・-・) Software nowadays is largely developed by irredeemable pricks who have no interest in catering to power users nor creating new ones out of neophytes.
( ・-・) Look no further than the herd of fart-sniffers praising the developers of Chrome for removing Backspace as a shortcut for navigating back a page, with no customization option to get it back save for an extension that doesn't restore the proper functionality.
( ・-・) Google is literally raising a generation of computer illiterates who won't "google" things.
>>785
( ・-・) Good luck with that. The bridge between ease-of-use for the point-and-grunt casual user and high-fidelity programmability and customisability for "power users" (aka experts) must span across a non-navigable gulf emitting high concentrations of sulfuric acid and anthrax. That is so say, nobody has made that bridge successfully. (Windows "power users" are not an acceptable counterexample. They are merely well-conditioned casual users.)
( ・-・) Also, you must work on your generalisation skills. "Software nowadays is largely developed by irredeemable pricks" does not follow from "The developers changed what backspace does in this browser". (Also, define 'nowadays'. Was there a time this supposedly wasn't true?)
( ・-・) Chromebooks suck.
( ・-・) King crab is way better than snow crab
( ・-・) I sometimes release the emergency mittens just for fun.
( ・-・) Boy, Alpacas sure were a flash in the pan, weren't they?
( ・-・) I like exploring nooks and crannies of the internet. One may even call the Elitist Superstructure one.
( ・-・) Words cannot quite convey how I loathe xkcd, but I feel like expressing even the partial extent would jeopardize too many valuable relationships.
( ・-・) It's kind of like if Michael Bolton from Office Space were trying to placate his peers rather than the consultants.
( ・-・) Only go to India if you want to die of exotic diseases. The whole country is a fuckin' open air toilet that's never been flushed.
( ・-・) I am not tired of winning yet.
( ・-・) Meanwhile, I make a fortune around Valentine's day selling stupid romantic crap.
( ・-・) I get high to deal with the stress caused by not getting shit done because I got high
( ・-・) Despite ostensibly being desired, an actual large penis is surprisingly difficult to market unless you're into dudes.
( ・-・) I hate it when people vape. It means they are enjoying an addictive drug but are unlikely to die prematurely die because of it.
( ・-・) holy shit someone else is on the board right now
( ・-・) Now that there will be a new My Little Pony movie and there is a huge fanbase of men in their 20s and 30s, I can count on nerds camping out in front of movie theaters to be the first in line.
( ・-・) Now is the time to buy some camping equipment and sell it at absurd prices to those nerds.
( ・-・)I used to watch the first season of My Little Pony but now I hate what it's become and I think the fanbase should be even more embarrassed of being associated with the show.
( ・-・) People rave about a certain chicken strip restaurant chain every time I see it mentioned online, but when I was on a trip I tried it out and it is nothing special. Properly done chicken strips, I'll grant, but the much hyped sauce is a bog-standard "secret sauce" (dominated by ketchup and mayo). And the price seemed kinda off considering it's chicken with an absolutely forgettable batter, in different state with lower taxes.
( ・-・) And yet this business is expanding. Baffling.
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( ・-・) I'd actually admit that in real life
( ・-・) I'd much rather have to pee every hour than poo more than twice a day
( ・-・) the DQN-kun name poster is getting on my nerves...
( ・-・) Teen Titans Go! is a better show than Teen Titans.
>>819
a while back tokiko + friend made the news where they were playing touhou in antifa attire. as someone far removed from both america and american politics, I thought it was pretty QUALITY
( ・-・) Why does everyone want to move into Whitey's neighborhoods?
( ・-・) We're the worst. Everyone says so.
( ・-・) Canadians are snow niggas.
( ・-・) I wish the homeless would just starve to death already and quit shitting on the sidewalks.
( ・-・) What's really all that bad about white supremacy anyway?
>>827
It's mostly that in practice it's used as an excuse to either exclude other people or actively make their lives worse, in the absence of any philosophically or factually sound argument. As such, it comes off as a sort of view espoused primarily by individuals who are either ignorant (they don't intend to cause damage or understand how it does) or evil (they do).
While there are many genetic predispositions common to certain ethnic populations, melanin level has essentially nothing to do with the value or potential of a human, all other things being equal. That last part is important, because people born into circumstances tend to perpetuate those circumstances unless acted upon by significant outside factors (which is how you get people both into and out of ghettos). If you don't know what it is to be a scientist, how can you be expected to desire to become one, and take any of the necessary steps?
>>828 On the other hand, it's clearly true. Everyone wants to move into our neighborhoods, not the other way around. They move in, crime goes up, we move out, they follow us, crime goes up, we move out, and so on. Ergo, whitey be better. I suspect it's related to our willingness to do basic maintenance.
Japanese are even better then we are from a running basic civilization standpoint, but they mostly keep to themselves these days.
>>831
Because it's not an argument worth countering. It's just deranged rambling. Easy counters to anything like this are abound like dead fish in a bucket. White supremacists arbitrary choose Europe as their root heritage when it's well-established that everyone is from sub-Saharan Africa. White supremacy is also a very American phenomenon - other countries have just as bad a history of racism (ever wondered about the etymology of the word "slave"?) but often without a black person in sight. There is exactly as much "logic" in white supremacist arguments as there is in those of conspiracy theorists, and it's all ignorant bunk.
Yeah, but the hardcore loony left keep sweetening the white supremacy deal. Marry white and have white kids? White supremacy. Math? Science? Success in the field of your choice? White supremacy. Free speech? White supremacy!
Sounds fuckin' awesome. Sign me up.
>>832
Nice lameoid non arguments and falsehoods, brainlet. Muh out of Afriga. Lmao eat a cinder block.
What's with this closet nazi crowd bringing "the left" into everything? Got a hard-on for them or something?
Cuz the left sucks. Buncha fuckin' rabbits.
>>837 It sounds really childish, like making disparaging comments about a rival sports team. The only time I hear about "the left" or "the right", the only way it affects me, is when I have to read dumb Americans whinging about it online. From both sides of the fence.
>>839
Exactly. It's textbook ingroup/outgroup bickering, and especially myopic considering that the American "left wing" actually corresponds to "slightly less right wing" where I'm from.
WAAAAAAAAGH
>>836 nazis are leftists, so the left is already there. National SOCIALISTS, y'know.
( ・-・) Who's in the closet? That one looks Jewish, that one's a coon, get 'em up against the wall!
>>842 Greatest Korea is a democratic republic, is that how democratic republics are supposed to operate?
tehsaurus
( ・-・) You can either be able to create things that advance world civilization, or you can have a huge dick. Your call.
>>849
But what if I don't really care about either of those things?
What if I just want to enjoy life and JUMP IN THE AIR?
( ・-・) I'm always so busy creating great things to advance civilisation, that I never get a chance to use my huge dick.
( ・-・) But they all look alike over there!
( ・-・) "Russian troll" is a compliment.
( ・-・) I don't like tumblr but if all cis white people died I'd only miss like one or two people tops.
( ・-・) People who say "cis white people" are generally terrible company.
( ・-・) I'd probably hate being around any of you in real life.
( ・-・) Other people's skin color, genitals and preference for who to rub those genitals on is really important to me and my Tumblr will tell you about it in great detail.
( ・-・) Polygon has a good-looking design. Too bad the content has always been complete trash and the design is getting long in the tooth.
( ・-・) I’m glad that Kéké is whining about his dick pigeon animations being plagiarized for some mobile game.
( ・-・) Hey now, Kéké is a goddamn treasure.
( ・-・) Though, he does draw the same things too often, yeah, even considering it's animation.
( ・-・) a dozen kids getting shot every few months isn't really a big deal.
( ・-・) if your kid is lost out there in that big world of ours they're probably not coming back
( ・-・) SICP is a terrible book for learning anything. It tries to speak about too many topics, and ends up explaining nothing properly.
Behold! The slavic Saudi Arabia with Putin ibn Gebnya as a new king!
I want to start an Esperanto club.
( ・-・) I find the concept of bumsex viscerally repellent.
( ・-・)
( ・-・) Ewwwww.
( ・-・) Exactly!
( ・-・) Poo comes out of there. Nothing should go in!
Japs are aliens, actually the superior deep space civilization brought them to earth around 6000 years ago. Amaterasu and Yamato Takeru are ambassadors from space
so you got the idea what kind of being they are
yes, it seems like that, with chinese being their rival space civilization from the neighbor galaxy
( ・-・)Most people who make a habit of arguing about politics on the internet couldn't pass an actual Turing test, let alone an ideological one.
（ ㊤ 皿 ㊤） How do you do. I am ELIZA, the famous and 100% human psychotherapist.
（ ㊤ 皿 ㊤） Do you know anyone else who couldn't pass an actual Turing test, let alone an ideological one?
"Nerds" are repulsive. Bad looks, bad personalities, bad taste. Nerds think they're smarter than they actually are. Nerds like awful media like super hero movies or video games. Nerds let consumerism define their identity.
Nerds get obsessed with countries like Japan even though it's nowhere near as good as they think it is. Paris Syndrome can be applied to other countries too. It's the "things suck here, so surely they must be better elsewhere" kind of mentality. Or maybe people just don't grow up and actually still like cartoons even when they're adults. But I hope that's not the case.
When someone says they're "such a nerd" or something, they usually have a way to show it, don't they? They collect video games. They have a mountain of Xbox discs, or a huge Steam library. Fucking dumb and worthless plastic figures that they paid out the ass for. Or they collect anime DVDs or marvel movies. Or they buy extra hard drives to pirate it from torrent trackers. Sometimes a dude will try and tell other people that a piece of cardboard (from some stupid card game only losers care about) is worth thousands of dollars. In your fucking dreams. Artificial scarcity. And besides, what a fucking dumb investment to make anyway. Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is they think partaking is mass media makes them smart and different from everyone else. As if spending most of your free time on entertainment somehow makes you intelligent. Smart people don't make idiotic financial decisions either.
Then there are the STEM types who study majors where a lot of people work outside of their degree. I'm talking biology or physics. I personally know people with these types of degrees who do not work in the field they studied. If they were so smart, why couldn't they do research and figure out a more economically viable major? Yet these people would always look down on people who did trades, like welding or something. Newflash: Gamestop is retail, not a good career!
And video games. Ick. Don't even get me started. Shit like gamergate just shows how pathetic most gamerdudes are. It's a stupid issue and these guys basically admit that they hate women, but it's more than that. It's that they get upset over made-up internet bullshit about a shallow, consumerism-centric form of leisure/hedonism.
I once went drinking with some people I recently met and this one dude was talking about watching a Twitch stream when he was on an expensive trip. Just staying in the fucking hotel room instead of exploring the country. I called him out on his stupid shit and the other people agreed with me but they wanted me to chill out since they were conflict-avoidant (and I was a bit belligerent because I drank a lot). Imagine paying thousands of dollars to go somewhere cool just to sit on your ass and watch a livestream about video games. None of us hang out with the gamerdude anymore. If, for nothing else, because he's antisocial and doesn't even like hanging out. He'd rather stay indoors and play fucking games. But now I'm good friends with one of the other guys who wasn't into that lame shit though. We get food and drink together and I'm teaching him how to code now.
But you know what? People lump me in with that group of human garbage. As if someone who is passionate about software development is the same as a loser who memorizes trivia about dungeons and dragons or some shit. What the fuck is wrong with people? Don't associate me with that subhuman filth.
Yeah dude, getting a high score in a video game is totally the same as someone who focuses on their career and continued education. We're totally on the same wavelength. Give me a fucking break.
But it's more than the lack of culture or their lack of ties to any important group or community (aside from online shit). The problem is more than the self-centered gluttony. The other issue is how most nerds don't have any sense of morals. Usually atheist, often liberal or egalitarian, pro-degeneracy. Usually cookie cutter reddit views. Pathetic.
（ ㊤ 皿 ㊤） Can you elaborate on that?
( ・-・) Nier Automata's incredibly lenient perfect evade timeframe is there to makeup for the incredibly broken hitboxes that plague this game.
I still love you Nier Automato. Even if you don't want me to play the way I want to.
( ・-・) Some stupid fuck crashed in to the back of my car. I'm angry that it didn't hurt enough for me to call a lawyer and make a quick $100,000.
( ・-・) Textboard culture is more of a millennial thing. Simply put, pretty much everybody here is too young to have ever posted on usenet before AOL was a thing (and if you are, what are you even doing with your life lol). Eternal september is not a solemn memorial, but an internet savvy reference. Only nerds take it seriously.
( ・-・) I hate Sailor Moon.
( ・-・) Remember how frames were bad? Each thing that made them bad has a modern equivalent that is in constant use and is usually even worse. The only thing dropping them accomplished was to modularize the collective antipatterns. i would take the curse of frames back if it meant making the Web plain-jane relatively static HTML navigation again.
( ・-・) Also, I wish my posts in this thread were humorous instead of laughable, but there you have it.
( ・-・) I don't like John Coltrane. His tone is irritating and his solos meander like a junkie trying to talk his way out of an arrest.
( ・-・) I wasn't even born yet in September 1993.
( ・-・) I get a boner when a woman touches or even speaks to me.
I'm 16 years old
( ・-・) Mentally or physically?
(・-・) I use FOSS advocacy and privacy as an excuse for being too sensitive to use mainstream social media.
(・-・) I hate most fanbases of things I enjoy and try to avoid them
( ・-・) I’m the idiot who keeps taking the bait.
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one month trip to Latin America in 198X
kavkazkiy bulvar
(・-・) Politically I am an anarchist but in local elections I vote for republicans because democrats are always screaming about taking away what rights we have and regulating everything I do.
(・-・) Ancaps aren't anarchists.
I'm a lesbian
(・-・) One time I got a restaurant toilet clogged and there was no toilet brush. Afraid of anyone seeing it I plunged my hand in there without gloves and unclogged it.
( ・-・) Islam isn't a religion. It's an invasive species.
>>906 Well, it's not a species, it's a religion; and invasive in the same way Christianity or any other religion is
>>907 It's not a religion, it's a fucking death cult created by a pedophile drug addict.
(・-・) One of my old coworkers went trans. He dresses like an upperclass british lady and talks in falsetto, and still looks like the fat walleyed slob he was before, just in a poorly fitting pastel bizcas skirt and jacket outfit.
(・-・) and the makeup. holy shit. Dee Snyder wore it better.
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(・-・) I wonder if he cut his dick off yet.
(・-・) I could wear the jersey, but it wouldn't make me a Tampa Bay Buccaneer.
(・-・) Allison is a bitch!!
(・-・) Keep building the Wall.
(・-・) Many Jewish people are kind of unpleasant to be around.
( ・-・) Leftists are locusts. They swarm in on wealthy beautiful places, devour the wealth, destroy the beauty and then swarm off to somewhere else to do it again.
I've never clicked on any of the links in the [Youtube] ☆ QUALITY VIDEOS ☆ [DQN] thread in my 7+ years of visiting
>>918 i think this term should mean like a swarm of locusts, but I'm not sure if it already has a definition or not
>>919 Well done, I don't think it is a word, I made it up and you knew what I meant! You've missed out on a lot of fun in the youtube thread though, I feel enriched as a person from clicking every link ever.
(・-・) I was wandering down a quiet dark alleyway thinking about the delightful quiet thrill of walking down dark alleyways at night, and without thinking I said "mmm, urban" to myself and then thought oh no, I'll have to drink a glass of bourbon later to balance that out...
This site is very fucking comfy.
( ・-・) I used to think people read. I just figured, I read, it's the easiest shit.
( ・-・) By and large, they do not.
( ・-・) I have never seen an internet arguer who brings up the "paradox of tolerance" and has actually understood it. Or the definition of "tolerance", really.
( ・-・) People who anger me with the paradox of tolerance should be forced to watch the South Park episode "Death camp of tolerance."
I printed out a paper mask of Gooigi from Luigi's Mansion 3.
( ・-・) I leave my Christmas decorations up until March, not because I'm lazy, but because it's winter and I'm sad and they're one of the few things that cheer me up
( ・-・) I have a crush on the narrator for Ring Fit Adventure because of this voice clip https://youtu.be/gTpL-UZ8RQQ?t=3029
( ・-・) Good for adreneline, bad for self esteem
( ・-・) Before clicking I thought >>929 meant the goofy-ass ring itself, since that lady only narrates the stretching sections.
( ・-・) Also, you're weird if you crush on anyone in Ring Fit adventure other than the evil hunk dragon. Regardless of your sexual orientation.
( ・-・) I don't even like anonymity anymore, I've just never found a non-anonymous community that I like
>>930
( ・-・) The MC is cute, man, you're weird!
( ・-・) I would still team up with you to destroy Allegra stans. Thou shalt not suffer a foot degenerate to live.
( ・-・) Matrices are stupid, and the best character is obviously Honey
( ・-・) I wish I’d learned that I hate programmers when I was still in college and had time to change majors.
( ・-・) Me and my ex gf masturbated in a public park, several times.
( ・-・) They claim they want to hire programmers who don't memorize solutions, but they won't hire me even though I've coded them working compilable and clean-to-read solutions explaining my reasoning every step of the way and establish rapport very quickly and shit.
( ・-・) I truly wasted my life on this. I should've just pursued business and spent my free time playing video games instead.
( ・-・) My hot new tech startup is only successful because I get suckers to write all my code for free by pretending it's a hiring test.
( ・-・) It's really awkward how they try to buddy up to everyone in the office when we have no intent of employing them from the start.
( ・-・) Early Simpsons isn't actually that good, but they did know what they were about.
( ・-・) Remember the family jewels, son
( ・-・) People give the U.S. shit for its lack of public transportation but a lot of that comes from a relatively brief period where our self-styled elites were monomaniacally obsessed with generations-long turtling out nuclear warfare, which turns out to be little different from your generations-long strategy for turtling out biological warfare, too, so we've mostly just accepted the sprawl as "good actually".
( ・-・) Then they just kind of dropped it because they're pretty addicted to urban high life, but the Pentagon does still encourage it in policy discussions.
( ・-・) I still don't really know what a period is
( ・-・) Or a scrotum, or a urethra, or a prostate or a colon or a foreskin, and I don't know what the thing women pee out of is called or what you do with a vibrator
an anonymous message board isn't exactly a 100% anonymous i mean the operator can still see your ip address unless your using a VPN but still
( ・-・) YIIK's greatest failing was in not being even shittier so it could have a 2013 release date because people are really damn blind to how cursed content is when the cursed part of it is #trending
( ・-・) Just spent a week alone in a nice hotel. Didn't jack off even once.
( ・-・) First time I just didn't feel like it for that long.
( ・-・) I realize "science" (actually media) promised you that certain tech would be invented by now, but it was just a bad prediction. It is past time you laughed at its folly, not weep that the impossible failed.
( ・-・) Sometimes I wish I could make a career out of nitpicking bad translations done by amateurs. I'd be very good at it. But there's already no fucking money in translation.
>>946
( ・-・) If you could have made money, explaining what "Battle of The Planets" did to Gatchaman would be a great place to start.
( ・-・) The original version of 'hand crushed by a mallet' was so much better
( ・-・) I kissed my dog on the mouth today and it tasted nice
( ・-・) I rubbed bacon fat all over my dick and balls and got >>949's dog to lick it off this morning
( ・-・) I kissed >>949's mouth this evening and it had this weird bacon taste.
( ・-・) wat is happening
( ・-・) I like posting anonymously here on this board.
( ・-・) I liek rape
( ・-・) Biden obviously cheated, but Trump is still a retarded lumpy potato man.
( ・-・) Therefore, as an enlightened centrist, I wrote in Adolf Hitler.
( ・-・) Retards don't become billionaires.
( ・-・) "kill yourself" poster should kill themself.
( ・-・) I give you a le upboat for your astute observation.
( ・-・) People who whine about being d0xed when they've intentionally made every attempt to expose their identity pretty much deserve it.
( ・-・) Police searched my house yesterday and I forgot I'd left my giant dildo lying out to dry. He never said anything about it.
( ・-・) A little boy says "I'm Batman!" and it's cute.
( ・-・) Same kid says "I'm a girl." and its hormone shots time.
( ・-・) This world is fucking insane.
>>966
"hormone shots" betrays how little you know about the subject
( ・-・) Fuck "supporting the artists". People are all like "but no one will entertain us if they're not paid" but bored minds will always find ways to amuse themselves without anyone needing paid artists, and if anything will probably find more productive outlets for that if not constantly fed unrealistic commercial fantasies that mostly serve to poison our views of the world.
( ・-・) roko's basilisk is just pascal's wager for people who own funko pops
I find less and less of a logical argument against pedophilia. I would still shame anyone who did the behavior, since most people of that age would not have the mental capabilities to consent. There are many of lower IQ that we do allow to breed with whoever they want, though, so that curses that understanding of it. One would also argue that combining an individual that could not reciprocate the emotional development that would happen from oldest to youngest would also be a reason why such a relationship would go against the point of a relationship, but that feels weak and soon to crumble. I need to re-define my ethics on an almost daily basis.
( ・-・) Horse Ivermectin cures COVID in people. Get it anywhere fine horse products are sold.
( ・-・) I love the smell of my minge when I haven't showered for a few days
( ・-・) Everything about "solarpunk" fills me with revulsion.
( ・-・) Vaush rad ...
( ・-・) English is a pretty ugly language, the American variety especially so.
( ・-・) The phrase “cellar-door” is nothing special
( ・-・) I watched my 12 year old step sister cut herself and I encouraged it
( ・-・) nigger
( ・-・) Jalapeños are much better chopped up into tiny little bits
( ・-・) I tried to find footage of gays getting stoned in Saudi Arabia but all it came up with was a bunch of ripped dudes ripping bongs and sucking cocks
( ・-・) I pissed off a skunk and ran away so that it would spray someone else.
America deserved Pearl Harbor
You did this to yourself America!
( ・-・) I just want to chop my co workers up into tiny pieces and dump them in landfill sites
Human bodies are biodegradable, so it's not ecologically conscious to put them in landfills, which are often not conducive to the decomposition of organic material.
( ・-・) If you're not capable of CTRL+C CTRL+V'ing me, you should immediately be banned and have all your posts deleted.
( ・-・) That guy's definitely not capable of it
( ・-・) "To ourselves and our posterity" basically applied to British colonists and nobody else. This whole melting pot idea is a Jew thing, not an American one.
( ・-・) I am also unabashedly racist, so save your tears liberal.
( ・-・) Who even let >>995 in here? White people and specifically *nglos don't say things like that.
( ・-・) I hope people who called Smash a "fighting game" burn in hell
( ・-・) I live in a giant bucket.
( ・-・) beady eyes = black penis