I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.
This THREAD will be used after #12 THREAD, that will be used after all of #11 THREADS.
Exercise common sense and DO NOT post here until then. Everything in due time.
someone is going to forget and make a duplicate 13.....................
Well now that the dual #11s are over this is the next in line.
Number 12 would be worthless.
>>4
#11 threads ran in parallel which proved the bipolar capability of DQN, and as such they should be considered as one large experimental thread. 12 comes after 11, then 13. Just bump it again when the other thread reaches 970. If you adore number 13, I encourage you to post in #12 a lot.
No posting in this thread until #12 ends.
Bring dis back
Someone should work on getting a #14 thread started for when this one runs out.
I'm really glad DQN didn't forget this thread. I'm also not surprised. さすがDQN!
>>11 Do you like it? Does it enhance your experiences compared to people without it, would you say? I saw a youtube comment someone saying they get it with listening to music, and I thought that sounds like fun, but maybe that's insulting to someone who has to deal with it all the time.
Also, 65,536 is my 3rd or 4th favourite number.
>>12
If you persist in entertaining such delusions as Tuesday being green - how absurd! - then we shall have to duel to the death.
>>13
I do quite like it. Unfortunately, as I mentioned, I only have it mildly, and without involving any of the interesting senses (taste, smell, etc.). It's more an interesting topic of conversation than anything else, much like colourblindness.
I wish Pietro was my roommate instead of this chink faggot
i wonder if i can squash all these bugs
penises
いつでも僕を見てる
My favourite thing about these "pint glass + bottle of beer" gift sets is how the bottles aren't even a pint.
The taste of blood.
How do u take the lives of bugs and animals and feel good about yourself? - Lil B
Perhaps if I shout loud enough she'll hear me.
Where's the driftwood?
I've been lulled back into a false sense of security, if you want to make your move go for it!
I didn't know that "м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅̅" came in something closely resembling a tobacco cigarette. Or that it was associated in any way with dubstep.
vc: mon. Toke one up, mon.
try
update ocaml >>= reinstall and recompile 47 opam modules
with _ -> nothing works>>23
The sight of blood, too. Your own blood, I mean. It's somewhat intoxicating. I kinda wish my chosen self-destruction method was cutting, I could see my body stained with my own blood whenever I wanted.
Depression comes in many flavours. Having tasted a fair variety of them personally, I would argue that depression is a much more interesting and, in many ways, more valuable experience than love. Love is all well and good, but it's a little too quick to show its hand - it's too blunt. When in love, you know exactly what you want, what makes you happy or sad, whereas the strangest things can cheer you up or upset you with such a fickle affliction as depression.
Yes, depression is another creature entirely. In the same way in which love is often likened to a fire ("burning passion", etc.), I would liken depression to a lake. Unlike the ever-changing fire, the lake is perfectly still and tranquil, and you can never tell what's beneath the surface until you are submerged in it - nor can you tell how deep it goes until you hit the bottom.
There is one particularly elusive flavour of depression, nestled somewhere between the apathetic/anhedonic and the suicidal, which could best be labelled "melancholy". It is an achingly beautiful emotion; the sort that causes you to go on walks, listen to the rain and write poetry. It makes your heart ache, your mind walk in circles, your soul long for death - and yet it makes you feel so alive! Can a feeling of such crystalline beauty still be found under an ugly category like depression? Or am I simply being too romantic?
I shall find out soon enough. I can feel myself lapsing into melancholy again, and this time I shan't resist it. Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
I'm tempted to update the Control Tower thread (I did so a couple times in the early days of the thread) but the guy who has been updating it lately is really good and seems to have some idea of where the plot is going so I don't want to interfere...
>>37 I thought and hoped it was a single chap with a master plan
>>37
Speaking as that very guy, you should just go for it. Unfortunately I've been awfully busy recently, and I'd hate to see the thread die because everyone's waiting for me to update. Rest assured there's absolutely no long term plot or master plan; I'm really just making it up as I go along.
If you see da police. . .
Warner Brothers
Since we only have DQN Quality Wikipedia links and DQN Quality Youtube links threads, and a DQN Quality Encyclopaedia Metallum seems a bit too niche, I'll just leave this here.
>>40 Awww you shouldn't have admitted that, you've crushed my dreams...
By "tea" I meant "dinner".
>>47 Tea is what we call our evening meal. And "dinner" can mean lunch or tea!
I saw this mentioned in an old PS1 magazine (before PS2 was launched) http://uk.ign.com/articles/1999/07/03/ps2-clinton-eases-export-limits I wonder what the purple box was? A gamecube?
My dick is addicted to your ass
I have a sudden urge to take a dump in the urinal.
A parametric definition of life.
Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I get this weird feeling that's like a mix between hunger and happiness. A kind of yearning mixed with comfort. I wonder what chemical reaction causes this odd feeling. Google searches suggest it might be "ghrelin" but I'm not sure that's it.
>>54
Also, it only happens in the morning. Usually when I'm hungry I just get cranky. So what's different about the morning?
What do I do now?
wtf are these dates
Why do I have so much money? This must be a mistake.
>>58 what do we do now? My captcha is reced, maybe that is the answer.
shit on this gay cock
oh noes my C drive is full, about time I put my anime into my external drive
Yatta! I did it! I put a teabag in a cup and filled it with fresh espresso. Yesterday I stopped myself just a moment before the first drop of coffee fell in. Now my spirit is... free...
There's nothing wrong with the odd vampire here and there.
I was going to be an ascetic hermit, but then my mother seduced me.
The explosive growth of the internet is now past.
We have to throw away those utopias we thought up in the 90s.
I bought a 23" monitor. Now I can beat off to naked catgirls in high fashion.
>>73
I thought it was Finn from Adventure Time before I read the caption.
Lock the doors and hide! The circus is coming to town!
A Touhou for every occasion.
(party) circus man (party)
futanari rape party
I can't come up with a disparaging twist on PulseAudio (e.g. like "Poobuntu" for Ubuntu or "Skullfag" for Skulltag) and that annoys me. PoopAudio and PulseAgony are too much of a stretch.
I know who >>49 is.
>>80
Now, is a "rape whistle" a deterrent or a summons? I happen to have one right here, y'see, and I'm more of a theorist than an empiricist...
>>81
No, "PulseAgony" is good. Um... PussAudio. PulseSodItAll. Just stick with "PulseAgony".
N̶e̶a̶t̶Stupid trick to do to someone else's computer:
sudo ln -sf /dev/audio /dev/null...Actually, that worked back around, oh, Sept. 800th or so. Who knows if it still does.
I really need to shit, but I'm gonna hold it until this song is done playing.
Writing an HTTP server is confusing. Is it that or a HTTP server?
Presumably you say "aytch tee tee pee" not "huttpuh" so it would be "an HTTP server".
NES is trickier. Do you say "an en ee ess" or "a ness"?
>>86 Filmnstuff on Youtube likes to call it "The NEZZ"
I like his show because he makes fun of bad games. He isn't as good as the AVGN, but who reviews bad games better than the AVGN?
Please Sir, won't you let me remain young and foolish a little longer?
>>89 Please don't push your luck like I did it will turn around and bite you if you're not careful
i s******* w*** to c*** a big k****** k**** r**** into my s****
>>89
No, that will lead to you asking for extra sauce or extra large or some foolish shit like that and getting dismembered by the manager and other customers.
After living alone as a grad student, I understand why people try to crazy themselves into creating imaginary tulpa friends. Shit gets depressing.
It's fine, I'm probably just possessed.
Say "communist jew" one more time, motherfucker.
Confabulations.
Living is difficult.
I often wish I could die, go through the process of death myself with no one knowing about it, then wake up the next day as if nothing happened. I feel it would be pretty cathartic.
Ees my wiener, ese.
I learned about the "text art" setting only to find that it makes an even bigger mess than not setting it does.
By boner is only concealed by my tight jeans.
My Mandarin Chinese teacher is quite moe.
Today my relationship with my crush progressed more rapidly than in the last 3 years.
I learnt her name.
But I might have to take it easy with the pace.
Next thing you know you're paying for your ex-wife's childrens' college fees.
>>105 MY Mandarin Chinese teacher almost defeated Iron Man. So there.
I will have none.
Tonight made me remember how depressing my hometown is. I just want to sort myself out and move on to the next chapter in my life as soon as possible, rocky.
i dislike Halloween
>>112
I like it. It's an extra challenge at work to try to pick out who's in costume and who's just always that weird-looking.
Clean the spiral with the spiral. Spiral the spiral. Spiral.
I'm not going to be number sixty-two if I can help it.
i forgot to say rabbit rabbit today. fuck.
>>118 I said white rabbits! I need some good luck more than ever this month.
I need to do something abò*5? ?6 ?3/5@_ $8#94$34#
I really do wonder about these people.
Normally, I'd leave an old-game-pirating site alone, but I reported this one to the ESA because honestly, if you charge money for pirate downloads, you deserve to get your balls smacked.
You find yourself at the beginning of a journey.
I've reached the "played this game so much I started dreaming about it" stage again. I'm not even surprised any more.
>>125
I used to get that a lot, I remember especially having a bunch of dreams where I was in Black Mesa or the UAC base.
Monster Bash gave me nightmares. I think it may have been the only game that ever did, come to think of it.
>>125,126 Did we just talk about this a few weeks ago? I seem to remember talking about playing Katamari a lot and mentally rolling everything irl up, like my girlfriend and the bed during sex
>>127 yeah, I remember now you brought that up again.
But that was about walking around in your waking hours and feeling like you're still in the game. I just played Portal 2 two years after everyone else did, and sometimes I look around to see the places I could get to with a portal gun.
>>128 I couldn't remember if it was here or another textboard I was on.
duck penises
What do I need now? Maslow has no answers.
Dance so hard you forget your troubles, but when you wake up the next day your problems will return with much more force
Time passes so very slowly for some of us.
Welcome to Dong's armory!
>>137 I thought that then i looked it up on wikipedia to see the origins of it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_rabbit_rabbit
>>137
It's a /jp/ meme.
(/jp/ is a board on 4chan, a website you pretend not to visit!)
And he drew strange pictures to comfort himself.
Qin outlawed Confucianism. He burned scholars alive and destroyed the books. Also he cared what people said about him and executed anyone who was against him.
Qin Shi Huang is an important person in Chinese history because his unification of China lasted for over two millienia (2,000 years).
Let's persevere!
Differentiate f(x) with respect to the feeling of sunlight on one's skin.
Let the other thread die! The author himself said it was a mistake! Dear god, it's #11 all over again.
I LOVE JAVASCRIPT
How do I stop lagging behind reading DQN?
Shitstainer puzzle
truncate penis
You can call me gravy boy
That must have been the best captcha I've ever had.
Holy shit, fifty demons? I wasn't even expecting one.
Mandarin rapping is the best thing ever.
I just can't friend my middle school crush on Facebook, as much as I want to see her info. It would be too creepy. Also her page is principally in Dutch.
>>157
I can't find my high school crush because I can't remember her name.
Or her email because one day I felt awkward and deleted her from windings live messenger.
You'll have your harps in Heaven, friend.
How do I make my text italicized and bold..?
>>160 currently it is impossible to make your text italicized and bold
please try again later
Fuck this rain.
>>158 why would you even want to? Exposing old wounds and all that.
Do not look directly at the shoujo.
>>167
Jij hebt ook allemaal kleurtjes haar!
hey hebt gij soms interrese in een nieuwe psp 3000
ze kosten 65 euro de stuk
In de winkel ksoten ze 169 euro
Dus als ge mensen kent want heb er nog enkele staan
Ge kunt een hogere prijs vragen
Loeder leeft gij nog???
Ik mis uuu!
Dikke proficiat aan jullie beide !!!!,
Gelukkige Verjaardag!
If I don't kill them now, they'll breed and...
>>168
You also have many colours in your hair!
Hey, are you interested in a new psp 3000?
They're 65 euros each.
In stores, they're 169 euros.
So if you know some people, I still have some in stock.
You could also charge more.
Bitch, are you still alive??? (using an old-fashioned word for bitch for friendly comedic effect)
I miss youuu!
Congratulations to you both !!!!!,
Happy Birthday!
>>170
Thank you!
Not far off from what google translate gave me. But thank you.
A 3 way with me, Hana Uehara, and Hayami Miyabi.
And it really was just bits and pieces.
I wish I could find who sings the song in the background of this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwSx3fr8rnA
Also, I've got to see this movie some day.
I need your help, DQN, I'm completely lost! I'm contemplating a purchase of 3DS XL, but console video games are a whole new world for me.
What accessories do I need? A screen filter and a case? What games should I get? Dragon Quest IX? I would like to get a few games with it. Help me, please!
Listen to the trees.
Perhaps the next one will be even more Mayan.
I swear to god, if this guy doesn't stop playing his fucking trombone next door, I'm going to do something I'll regret.
F you in the A and have a nice day.
>>175 I want one just for pokémon but sorry i can't offer any more advice
"nige" would be pronounced more like "nidge" rhyming with "fridge" in my mind, rather than the other thing.
By the time I try to post, I already thought.
I've had enough Jesus for today.
Galena! Bastard!
I don't know what to do, the emergency mittens are gone, but that in itself is an emergency, but there are no mittens to release. What the hell do I do? I'm freaking out.
Youtube broke the comment system, the mittens are gone, I'm the only poster here whenever I post with a trip or not... Is the world coming to an end, the internet coming to an end?
THE MITTENS ARE GONE, ALL I GET ARE ASTERISKS, I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ASTERISK, I NEED MITTENS.
THE END TIMES ARE UPON US DOKYUNS.
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.
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Beautiful DENMARK
I can hear a frog under the floorboards.
I am a frog from under the floorboards
I am the frog from where the wall is cracked
By force of habit, I eat insects
And I must confess I'm very proud of that.
F.T.S.O.J.
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If you have no respect for the truth then I have no respect for you. Die in silence.
It's broken.
How broken?
Nettlebroken!
circumambulate
Sukdeep and Dildar
It somehow suits her very well. Suits both of us, in fact.
It's been about five years since the last time I can remember crying. Even then it was only tears of frustration.
Nooo, why do you have to let me down, customs?
But I don't see anyone offering to lick my eyeballs!
I think I'm getting back into OSU!
>>208
i also want to try fast reflex game of clicking button to impress all girl who watch my computer
A mountain of lead.
A month-long headache.
Any way to become an autodidact???
You must post more because I'm not sufficiently entertained.
Some people take solace in the strangest of things.
two pence
I want to learn everything, but I can't be bothered to study.
Small hearted? Cold hearted? Brittle hearted?
One of the curious things about being an adult is that you can eat as many biscuits as you like and nobody tries to stop you.
You know I've no boundaries. It was all for you.
I am completely out of touch with how people my own age find as acceptable communication online and feel ostracized into not liking their dumb sense of humor and what phrases they don't like
I'm going to attempt to hypnotize you. Ready? Good.
SIT THE FUCK BACK YOU DUMB SHIT, AND CLOSE YOUR EYES!
I WANT YOU TO RELAX EVERY MUSCLE IN YOUR BODY, AND GOD HELP ME, IF I SEE EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING MUSCLE TWITCH, I’M GOING TO PULL YOUR ASSHOLE UP AROUND THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD, AND SEW IT THERE – LIKE A BIG HAIRY HAT YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO TAKE OFF!
NOW SEE IF YOU CAN FOCUS THAT LITTLE PEA BRAIN OF YOURS, AND THINK ABOUT A RELAXING SCENE BY THE SIDE OF A STREAM! DON’T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE! I WANT YOU TO FEEL EVERY OUNCE OF STRESS IN YOUR PUNY FUCKING BODY GONE – DO YOU HEAR ME? GONE, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING PISSANT!
>>223
Yeah you are right with about what you posted the sentence 222 says not that great with there english grammar or how it is composed with the order of wording or maybe choice of them
http://translationparty.com/#11124873 what is it about boobs that infinitely spiral out? I'm sure this is what Tool were singing about or something
Nothing.
You! You you you! You will cum tits! Cum your boobs boobs! To you you! You! boobs, you! boobs cum you! boobs!
Chigau!
>>228
I think at some point translationparty switched from google translate to bing translate, which is less accurate and thus more hilarious. "おっぱい" leads to "your boobs tits" and the introduction of these two extra words makes it expand infinitely. Also, the introduction of "you" into the equation mixes it up even more.
More strangely, "あなたのおっぱい ！" translates as "You will cum tits!" I'm not sure why "cum" gets stuck in there, but it probably has to do with Bing being statistical. Somewhere in its bilingual text corpora that phrase must be paired with cum.
>>231
You spelled kneading wrong.
http://translationparty.com/#11125805
My manboobs cum semen.
What do you want?
Bitter little flowers for me.
And this one's for drinking alone!
I need help.
The answers are in the back of the book, dude.
Filth, all of you, filth.
i can't think
I hate myself and want to die
because it's winter
Civilisational dynamicist.
No, see, the joke is that he isn't human in the first place!
THE MITTENS
THEY'RE GONE
I PRESSED EMERGENCY MITTENS AND *S CAME OUT
javascript:for(var i=0;i<10;i++){document.getElementById("snFlkDiv"+i).firstElementChild.setAttribute("src","http://i.imgur.com/utJHPkq.gif");}
yay snowflakes
Solemn grey mountains of melancholy, wrapped in a hazy mist of video games.
Was it one of you chaps here who mentioned Sora No Shita Yane No Naka? I'm almost finished it and I'm enjoying it, I can really relate.
I'm very inebriated today.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24979498
Jews use the UN in a bid to make the Netherlands feel white guilt.
They killed Kennedy because he wanted to nationalise the Reserve Bank.
Exceed obsession.
Hands shaking, he reached out and grasped the kitchen knife,
I try to keep busy, but if I stop for a moment I start remembering how I got into this situation, and start thinking things like carving my front open and pulling everything out, or tearing my flesh off strip by strip from my face down
What if the warts were mine this whole time?
To urinate or not to urinate, that is the question.
>>261
oops the link was changed. http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=vNG6H-S665-
>>265
People keep uping his stuff on Xtube and he keeps taking them down.
Why was I even born?
So we almost 1000GET on an imageboard. That's kinda amazing.
I am the devourer of dreams!
"There's always one, but sometimes there's five."
What should I do at a party when the music's too loud to socialize, I'm too tired to dance and too drunk to drink?
>>273 Go up to girls and say "listen... i really fancy you so ehh... how's about it eh?" works every time
Positively sordid.
I just talked to someone who bought the Nexus 5 based solely on voice recognition. It was pretty hard to suppress my nerd anger.
They're falling out.
I used to think about such beautiful things.
>>275
The sad part is, I've seen people do this and they immediately start getting off. Yet I so much as look at a girl, and I'm "creepy".
Attractive/sociable/neurotypical people need to check their privilege.
>>280 I was jokingly referencing a "drink responsibly" advert from the 90s, jeez how could you not catch that?
That's actually quite a substantial amount of cake.
>>282 expecting someone to remember an ad campaign from twenty years ago, when most of us weren't even ten, is asking a lot.
Then again, I remember TGIF and all those stupid anti-drug ads with the girl who fries an egg and makes an analogy of what your brain is like when you're on drugs.
>>284 it was also a joke, I'm such a joker.
I don't know what TGIF is, all I could think of is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrkPUhLz8TY
You are all forcing your shitty opinions too hard.
Thank you for the quick work of this place.
In an effort to help you just check, was to update the data.
The translation skill, to be able to placement lexical
I have peace of mind hot.
I apologize that you would not hurry to work with and inconvenience.
Thank you for your help.
Continue, thank you also work towards the renumbering.
Please tell us also if you have progress.
Thanks in advance.
vc:unyuck
Are you watching the Ashes?
Yeah go ahead and sit right in front of me like that AND RUIN MY ENTIRE FUCKING DAY.
Can't see the woods for the pale blue dot.
oh noes winamp
good night sweet prince
>>289 by "you" I was referring to the internet as a whole, not this place specifically.
I'm rather well experienced with crowns, you know.
I love my little chamber of ghosts.
Yes, but you don't mean that, do you?
everyone has nebulous and changing definitions of art, but if you look at patterns i think art is defined by the quantity of judgement it receives.
Gott im Himmel!
Butts
ねるぽ
Hahaha, get a load of this イギリス人!
Nippon's mobile culture is pretty rad. I wish people set their phones to silent mode here. But no, some morons are even listening to their shitty music through a loudspeaker, and others are apparently deaf enough to be listening in earphones at maximum volume. Fucking shitty music on fucking shitty audio systems sucks hard.
i have a cat on my pants
it's warm and feels nice.
>>308
I'm so very jealous. Why must my pants remain cold and catless?
Trying to go forwards a few words in vim but you're accidentally in insert mode.
wwwwwww
One thing I never got about vim: since it's supposed to be quick with the common commands at your finger tips, why do you have to press ESC all the way at the corner of the keyboard to switch to command mode?
>>312
You can hit ^C if you like.
I think you're looking at it the wrong way though: command mode is the default, not insert. Hitting escape in insert mode makes sense, because you're escaping back to the default mode.
It's only far away because there's nothing else more appropriate, since all nearby keys insert a character in insert mode.
You could remap a key you don't use with :imap f ^C (that's ctrl-V ctrl-C). Assuming you don't use the f key, that is.
Buoyant in strange mediums.
>>313
If you don't use the f key you're doing it slow. Just swap caps lock and escape in your OS.
For terminal based text editors, I don't understand why people work with such complicated things like Vim. I just use Nano. It's practically the same as gEdit or Scratch but in the terminal, so you can do cool things like use it over ssh.
>>312
You're supposed to remain in normal mode most of the time. Insert mode is for inserting text.
I want to mine.
Have mercy.
Ed is the standard text editor.
Have mercury. Have cinnabar. Have galena. Have sphalerite. Have cassiterite.
Fuck. Nomo's rising, and those drums ain't gonna beat themselves.
Jesus, what is it with you and solder?
Vi-based editors are the seed of Satan. JOE uber alles.
Thank you for all of your hard work today!
As the Earth bled out, its vision fading, it moved its thumb onto the detonator's red button. With its last ounce of strength, the Earth
posted in the wrong thread.
Dammit.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1355822413/971 is one of the best Internet posts I have read in a while, you know how sometimes a song or a painting can make you feel more than human, closer to a higher existence? I got a bit of that feeling.
>>328 awww now i see that it was taken from a film synopsis on Wikipedia...
A delicious empty balcony is much preferable to a crowded balcony http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/avoir_du_monde_au_balcon
Try me vertical.
The word "onomastic" sounds dirty.
>>329
Yeah, after reading that on Wikipedia I felt the same way as you. I wanted to preserve that feeling forever in the DQN Short Novel.
My, my, what a solitary creature!
Careful! It can hear you!
Porridge is scarcely an adequate reward at all. Porridge and a banana, maybe...
vljdfldf tired
jim ok jmi
At least I'm more brave than you are you stupid little fucks. Fuck you all. Fuck you
HAPPY THANKSGIVVING DOUKYOONS
Lantern's delight.
HAPPY THANKSGIVVINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What a sweven!
Here, we sit and wait, my love, and wait for the inevitable.
Of all the things to blame, why tryptophan?
Dr. Blofeld is my hero of the day.
im going to take a shit
I may be non-linear, but I'm not a differential equation. Don't try to solve me.
What's your favorite JAV? Who's your favorite AV actress
it's really sad how I develop a crush on any cute girl that even talks to me
Forsaken vs Forgotten: who will win?
>>353
It's really draining.
Whether it's the girl who asked you to fix something on her bike or what the time is. Or when she's your professor. Or if you've never even talked to her but you can't not admire her cruel beauty.
>>358
I have a clear understanding of that. In fact I have reasons to dislike most of them. However, these are intrusive thoughts and I have very little control over them.
Keep in mind that people who have had no to very few encounters with the opposite sex, will often function like this and make a huge deal out of the tiniest things, just because they have to put that energy somewhere.
>>353 just ask every girl who talks to you if she wants sex. she'll either have sex or stop talking to you, either way mission accomplished.
Get out of the kitchen!
Gravity Gardens.
The tree has lost its leaves, and it no longer bears fruit. But it has lost so much, so much more.
bumbum bumbum bumbum-bumbum
bumbum-bumbum bumbum bumbum
bumbum bumbum bumbum-bumbum
bumbum-bumbum bumbum bumbum
doo-do do do do-do do do doooo
do-do do do-do doo do doooo
I'm having flashbacks of downloading new versions of Internet Explorer over 14.4 modem. File corrupted at 98%.
You'll have so many grids you won't even know what hit you.
I REAAAAAAALY need to start running again. I've gotten fat.
Scream my name!
will i be arrested for luving loli?
new captcha is vile, i guess kareha answered.
so sick of this filth all over
Oh, but I really must insist.
NOPE NEONOPE
I remember when that guy took pictures of Goddess Haruhi taped to some bronze statues. In a park.
DQN DQN LOL
WASH YOUR HANDS
WASH YOUR HANDS
WASH YOUR HANDS
Tight lipped and beautiful.
nothing to be done
Even as the numbers run down my fingers, I'll...
I'm really drawn into [grinding noises], good work Narrator! I really want to help Continue but I don't know what to do...
Прежде чем жопу напрягать, надо из нее голову вынуть.
I got a girl's number! Do you think she'll be freaked out if she sees I have her name scarred on my chest? It was for a different girl years ago who has the same name.
where did they come from
where did they go
I've gone into exams knowing less.
Everything seems okay with my exams...? No. This must be a trick.
It's just around the corner, behind all the mutilated corpses.
should i get involved in this?
no, i am not special
"Friends"? What are those?
The balance is restored
>>389 Okay, thanks DQN-kun I will try that, thank you for easing my mind.
It's raining syrup!
教えて頂戴。
No, I don't want to use Gaygle Plus, thank you very much.
Spill her guts!
DQN is an elitist place and getting butts
I'm a buffet of elitism!
panda having shitted
>>400
TACO TACO TACO TAC*narrator fails to keep a straight face*
Today I arrived home, after being gone for quite a while, to find a dead moth hanging onto the wall outside my room. Suitably surprised, I carefully placed it on my desk, to admire and decide what to do with later. A few minutes later, I was shocked to find that not only was it not dead, it was actually a brightly coloured butterfly (a small tortoiseshell), not a moth. It only looked that way because the undersides of the wings were greyish brown. I managed to catch it under a glass (it was still quite sluggish, having only just woken up) and looked up what to do with overwintering butterflies. Apparently I should let it hibernate outdoors, which I'll sort out tomorrow.
Really though, what are the odds of this happening not only to a lepidopterist, but to someone whose waifu has a strong association with butterflies and returning from the dead?
>>395
I refuse to share my wisdom with youtube commentators because of this U-turn on privacy by Hegel.
Is butthairy even a word?
I don't care what anyone says; mermaids are scary.
Right hand is mouse hand.
Dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon, ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
Last night, I dreamt the milk crate I picked up out of a restauran and carried for 5 miles developed a crack before I could attach it to my bike.
I woke up, and checked it as a matter of priority. It's fine. But I can't believe I'm getting so worked up about a milk crate. Only another day of carrying it around before I can attach it to my bike. I bought two surplus carriers to use as bike panniers if the crate is too big. I know it's going to crack someday.
I was even nervous about bringing the stolen crate around town, so I put some things in it.
Day two of the butterfly fiasco.
I took my little Lazarus outside and gently encouraged it to flutter off and find somewhere outdoors to hibernate. Alas, it just crawled forwards a few centimetres, then closed its wings and went back to sleep. It really is far too cold for it, and I don't think I can find any sensible places to put it. For now I've let it free in my room, and it's crawled up my windowsill and sat there not doing very much.
I'm really not sure what to do with the poor thing. On the one hand, the population of this species is in rapid decline, and I do want to let it free in the wild - but on the other hand, I'm fairly confident that in its current state it wouldn't survive the winter. What should I do, DQN?
Have you ever wondered how negro's semen is still white?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) sure is VIP QUALITY in here lately.
Who's your favourite Beastie Boy? They're all my favourite.
Toilet roll.
I'm a man at work playing with a pink glittery tamagotchi
Here's the third update of the butterfly saga (because I'm sure you were all so worried).
The butterfly is still alive and active, however it seems to be having great difficulty flying; it just twitches its wings a little every so often, as though it's trying to fly but its muscles are too weak, or something. I suppose it has (presumably) just come out of hibernation, to be fair.
I have come to the conclusion that I really can't come up with any sensible place to leave it to hibernate. Ideally, if it becomes strong and active enough to fly, then I'll let it go and it can find its own place, which will be much better than anywhere I could find for it. Otherwise, I'll just let it stay on my windowsill until it dies, and keep its corpse as a memento.
>>422
Or you can do what any young naturalist would do and murder it yourself. Put it in a killing jar, impale it on a pin through the thorax, spread its wings, make a concise label with precise location where it was captured ("my home"), date ("1993-09-7414") and your name ("Andrew"), start your prized collection.
the penis shoots seeds
>>423
How cruel! I can't stand the thought of mutilating the corpse of such a beautiful little creature like that.
>>426
On the contrary! It preserves only the beauty of its appearance. What about the beauty of its delicate movements, or of the fleeting half-glanced flashes of colour behind a hedgerow, or of that moment crouching, breath held, watching a butterfly alighted precariously on a flower, afraid that even the slightest movement might scare it off? The particular beauties of living butterflies and of dead butterflies are very different things indeed, yet the difference can be difficult to pin down (pun intended).
>>427
Gosh, was that a Mad Father reference? If so, I approve wholeheartedly.
I feel drunk after half a pint. This is obviously some placebo effect combined with tiredness.
From now on I'm getting drunk off water instead of beer.
>>428
#427 says: Yes, it was. Here's a little present for picking up on it. (A bit spoilery, for those who haven't played (or watched) the game before.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aQnJ0EV1Qo
I want to sleep but I also want to play videogames and also want to fap. Too many options to handle.
>>433
Play some eroge, apart from fapping scenes they are slow paced enough to make you doze off.
I don't think this Duke guy is a real duke of anything.
Still, Goodra is pretty cute! Imagine a goo girl you to whom you fapped yesterday, now imagine a cute dragon in her place! It's just like that.
So as long as my beard stays on and under my chin without going to my neck I'm not a neckbeard, right?
Be quiet, and let me dream.
It was kind of frightening.
Hahaha, "angst" indeed!
That's just what I get for leaving it on shuffle.
Go North.
Go North.
Go North.
Go East.
Go North.
Die.
wow i can't remember being so far away
I seem to have gotten really muddy, broke my headphones and bought Actua Soccer 2. What happen?
I feel blue. I'm probably depressed, or lazy and anxious.
Ears are kind of gross.
Satanic rituals for dinner again!
nigger ape
I have the blood of thousands on my hands.
Collision detection for monsters.
Perhaps, some day, somebody will - in a fit of boredom - click "random article" on Wikipedia, and my name will come up, and they'll think to themselves "Who the hell is this guy?".
Touching dick is easy.
Not touching dick is hard.
Not touching dick and doing math is almost impossible.
Will this be another good bye, higher education?
Don't leave me...
Do any of you play PS3?
My beloved guest, the surprise butterfly, has been lying in an uncomfortable looking position on my windowsill and hasn't moved in a few days now. I fear the worst.
Rest in peace, butterfly. I vow to play with your corpse in the most respectful manner possible.
I'll do it tomorrow.
I've had just about enough of you and your temperature gradients.
Get some momentum with your PENIS!!!
>>467 it's hard when my PENIS just sits there uselessly 99% of the time, mocking me.
but on the rare occasions when i have good times with it, it's so wonderful
Christmas in SEPTEMBER?! You must be kidding me.
Spending Christmas with family is a terrible thing. Why can't I just be left alone (as usual) ?
I'm glad that's over.
Ah, I just want to have a wank~
>>471
If you lived with your family, you could've saved up lots of money by now.
I may or may not be a dinosaur.
I like the color red
Red is a bit too aggressive to me.
> Implying that quoting makes text green.
> Quoting makes text green.
It's actually puke-yellow that the eye perceives as greenish.
És miért szereted annyira azt a kurva lengyelt?
yay the board is online again!
what happened to all the japanese text?�ｿｽ �ｿｽ�ｿｽ�ｿｽ
lol
I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH (except a couple of you)
Hello newfangled UTF-8 /dqn/!
DQN is back! Thank Haruhi!
I thought that this place was gone forever. I deserve compensation, nida. This betrayal was beyond my expectations.
DQN is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elvis Aska is DQN Master of JP
What encoding setting should I have it on? I have it on SJIS, but there are still plenty of unsupported characters
Thank goodness, I thought I'll be stranded on the web for sure! Happy more days of Eternal September!
Ahhh I'm so glad to see you all again, all my love xxxxxxxxxx
"Necrosis of the Penis" shall be my grindcore band's name.
aw dude 4 strength 4 stam leather belt AHHH level 18 AUGHH-UGHH
now that 4-ch is back, shanachan is down...
How will this end...?!
Mr Shepherd is a true patriot.
I like my women how I like my physics: theoretical.
Change is entropy and both are bad news.
hagrid
tweak nips <=> twin peaks
Pantsu nageru mon!
>>501
Yes! I've been planning to rewatch Kokoro Toshokan for months now, but I'm saving it for when I really need it; most likely exam season.
God damn, that robotic librarian girl was so moe it hurt...
All the people I know who don't like moe anime or actively hate it are the type who are always trying to get me to watch whatever lame shounen anime (or if they're female, yaoi or fujoshi-friendly anime) they're into this week. I hate shounen, yaoi, and fujoshi-friendly anime. Those people are dumb.
>>503 I don't get why people are so mean to moe, it seems like the most hated anime for some reason.
whew finally done with family dealings of the holidays time to go check up all the little imageboards/bbs I use without fear of cp while my uncle is in the room
iotw: fuck you desuchan
>>503
I hope you know at least some people that don't even watch anime!
... (I don't really know why I hope that though)
>>502 I'm on to the last episode, it's been nice and peaceful but I cried a little bit a couple of times, in a nice way
I can't wait for season 2 of Yama no Susume.
dammit torrent go faster
Emergency mittens have returned!
Also who is this bps guy and does he wear kuso as a hat too?
>>503
I just like fun adventure anime with big robots and stuff. It's not that I hate schoolgirls doing cute things, I just don't like it. All I ask is that you please don't group me with the people who hate cuteness for the sake of hating cuteness. My escapism is just more extravagant, and probably a bit more "Western". Whether this makes me more childish or more grown-up, who's to say.
why won't ofuda.cc's counter work on DQN anymore?
Tremble as the earth lives!
>>511
You can like whatever you like, just don't be like those dickish people who happen to like the same things as you and make it their sole purpose in life to make moe watchers more MANLY or whatever their annoying goal is and we're cool.
Also, it only makes you chuunibyou if you tell everyone you're an eva pilot or the reincarnation of an ancient samurai or whatever dumb shit kids do to impress people.
I am so tired of people acting like "oh well you can't be in our secret club then if you don't like shounen MANLY anime! (or just men's harem anime)" because I DIDN'T WANT IN THE CLUB ANYWAY. You're being annoying.(＃｀д´)ﾉ
WHY AM I STILL AWAKE
WHY AM I NOT ASLEEP
An eccentric bearded gentleman with a desire for apples.
kiss my bone bulge
Well no wonder my cumrag repository filled up so quickly; there was a cat inside!
DEAR BPS,
WE HAVE YOU'RE DOTTER, IM SORRY ABOUT UR FAILURE TWO NEGOSHIATE. COM TOO /FASHION/ AT MIDNIGHT WITH $600.000 AN U WILL C HER A GAIN, DONT CALL THE POLICE, WE WILL SHOT...
SINSERLY,
???
There's percent signs everywhere! Oh, the horror!
Earlier today, I spent about twenty minutes staring out the window at the clouds passing overhead. It was wonderful - such tranquillity, such carelessness - it's not my usual state of affairs, to say the least. I should do this more often.
Does the quote "I like pasta all the time. Ciao baby, I'll be fine" ring a bell to anyone?
DQN has turned me homo.
for a guy, i pull off nail polish pretty well
Who the hell is bps? Is he a nice and knowledgeable guy? I hope he is.
Usually new management means bad things in this country, so I'm a bit wary.
It's time to murder a tree.
Did you know that if you type "Shii" in Dvorak without switching your keyboard layout from Russian, you'll get "Жопп"? What does it mean? Well, it's a funny way to misspell "Жопа" which stands for "butt".
The starter is lotus. The main course is lotus. The dessert is a long, slow death.
Humans are no more or less conscious than a personal computer.
My electric children are not spinning!
>>534
You're BPS!
I've been meaning to ask you, do you wear poop as a hat too?
So I'll just put this in my ears and - dammit! Not again!
Someone changed two words on the change one word game thread, and as Sonic sez: THAT'S NO GOOD!
>>538
It's like the game of Cheat: you have to catch them in the act and ignore their move, or else they get away with it.
http://xkcd.com/1305/
this comic makes me think of DQN
I want to program right now but I also don't but I do but I know if I try I wont do anything productive but I want to do something productive I want to program something cool for once I'm jealous of all of the cool productive projects everyone else is working on I'm never going to get hired working freelance would be impossible who would hire me all I can write are virii fuck I'm so screwed
涙が止まりません！
．．．けどね、始まりませんも。
Damn it, I can't stop listening to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2aIg6rv_Dg
Show me the secret web.
I'm not convinced that BPS exists.
This is my current thought. It is blue.
who is BPS?
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/266
Wow, what the hell is that! We got a mod in our midst.
And the young man crossdressed happily ever after.
Is bps pronounced "beeps"?
I think I've created the perfect girl. She's young, lively, beautiful, has a healthy respect for nature, and is a bitter misanthropist, sociopath and mass murderer.
>>556 Except for the mass murderer part I was engaged to a girl like that once. She was delicious jailbait when I first met her too
>>561 because she never left my sight until she found a new sugar daddy
The stomach of darkness.
A month ago I wouldn't have thought I'd be spending so much time watching a YouTube show where a vulgar teddy bear reviews snacks, movies, and Sega Genesis games.
My new year's resolution last year was to stop picking on !Espeon and I kept it, but he didn't post as much this year. Espeon I hope you just laughed it off as some anonymous jerk on the internet but if my mean words ever upset you even a little bit I am truly sorry
Guess who's having trouble breathing again!
I'm tempted to buy a copy of VVVVVV just because of the music.
The symbolism is there if you look hard enough.
i'm in the building more gold than rumplestilskin
I resolve to pick on espeon more
grow a penis
oh man i'm gonna die
fuck i gotta move again.
Butter vibro-knife
fuck off, mum, stop telling me what to do, mum, im not ur slave, mum, I HATE U MU M I HAT EU, U DID ENOUGH TO RUIN MY LIFE, MUM, stop telling me what to do, mum, ive had enough of this shit, just stop, imb not listening
The cotton! Use the cotton! You know what I need, my love.
ooh, you touch my tra-la-la
I'll never feel as cultured as you all.
i really want to know what is going on in the elvis asuka thread.
Rooted in the fetid soil of this blighted land, here shall I build my mountain of monsters.
The World's Most Elaborate Echo Server
Repeat after me: reality is just a poor imitation of fantasy.
This is the story of Robert the vegan shark. It's a very short story because he's dead now.
I bet you weren't expecting another butterfly update, were you? Well, you've got one.
I am now reasonably certain that it is, in fact, still alive. Twice now, I have gently lain it out flat, displaying its lovely colourful wings, and, twice now, the next time I have seen it it has turned itself over to lie on its back. There's no breeze in my room, nobody else even has access to it, and it wasn't in the sort of position in which it could simply fall onto its back. The only conclusion I can come to is that it is indeed still alive.
In other news, it has now been moved more than halfway across the country - almost 500 miles - making it an extremely well travelled butterfly. I imagine it'll be very confused as to where it is when it wakes up in Spring.
AGDQ this year was pretty great. The hype is still coursing through my veins.
Can't stop listening to denpa.
Brain melting.
Send help.
This is too cute to fap to.
Why did I leave all the olives at home...
I just finished GTA V, and spotted three of my friends in the end credits and cheered! If I'd kept my motivation that could've been me there...
It's past my bedtime.
I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)
What if a real, actual Japanese person replied to me on-line and I didn't notice it or didn't learn his origin?
Good god, how can I fail this hard at something as simple as feeding myself?
Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!
I really really want a milkshake right now.
I want to play games! Fuck everything, I just wanna play. I want to lie on a coach like a big turd and just play video games!
Alas, the back of my hand is wrong. It should be "moo moo mo moo moo"
I just woke up from a dream and I have to write this down somewhere. I was walking across a grassy field in the mist, and I fell over. As I was getting up, I saw a young girl coming towards me. She seemed to float or drift through the mist, rather than walking. She was dressed entirely in grey, and even had grey hair, eyes, skin and everything. She stood over me, expressionless, and began to kill me. I don't know how exactly. Blood began to pour out of my nose and down my face, and all I could do was stare at the frills on her dress, which were covered in incredibly ornate floral patterns that shifted and changed before my eyes, with little flowers budding, blooming and withering away in a matter of seconds.
The next thing I knew she was gone, and I just got up and walked away as though nothing had happened.
I've been watching Watamote and really enjoying it, last night before bed I watched the episode where she reads that sleeping on your front increases your chances of having erotic dreams. So I tried it and it totally worked, I had a wild foursome with three girls I went to school with. I remember thinking how am I supposed to please them all at once?
But, before I went to sleep I asked my guardian angel to give me advice because I feel like I'm in purgatory, and she has came to me a few times in my dreams to offer good advice in troubled times. Was this a sign saying I should go out and meet new girls instead of waiting around on the unlikely chance my love will come back to me? She wasn't in the dream herself so I can't be sure. Like asking god for a sign, and something that might be a sign appears, but god itself isn't actually there in person so you ignore it maybe
I bet I'm not the only dokyun with a beard.
I am losing my mind.
"Hey, this place doesn't seem so bad!" I thought to myself. Then it started raining blood.
I am winning my mind back.
That's it. I've had enough. I'm moving to Patagonia.
"Puff-O!" I will proclaim whilst slamming myself into a door and waking everybody up.
I've been in bed all day. All I've ingested is mucinex and a croissant. Please kill me.
Cold Hans, they'd call me. Because I have cold hands.
It... it can't just be mushrooms! What does it mean‽
Bassline!
Now put a donk on it.
Electro!
Now put a donk on it.
Techno!
Now put a donk on it.
Donk, d-donk donk donk donk.
Put a banging DONK on it!
I don't think you really understand rabbits.
I guess when you think about it, humans are just extremely complicated rocks.
Please molest me.
wow /b/ im so wastesd
My my, what an angular dress you're wearing.
I'd put my DONK on it.
Everything spoken is at least partially wrong because words are abstractions. The point is, you are all wrong and I am the only one who is ever right.
I'd like to be the same colour as you as well, my dear.
I've got a head full of denpa and a life devoid of tragedies. Time to become a mathematician.
I have a semi-decent idea based on some research from the early 90s that doesn't seem to have since seen any attention, but don't really have the time to implement it.
what? i load
Please, just keep telling me you love me until I believe you.
The following words are prohibited: "frenzy state".
I loved Watamote but the ending was a bit of a copout
I've dreamt about butterflies three nights in a row, and only last night did I start to get suspicious. "Hold on a minute," I thought to myself, "You don't see butterflies flying around at this time of year! And that big white one with the strange spindly wings doesn't even look real!" Alas, instead of concluding that I was dreaming and proceeding to have a lucid dream, I instead concluded that it was probably just some species of butterfly I didn't know of.
Why? Why is the frenzy state prohibited?
I was watching Pokemon Heart Gold speed-run stream. The streamer went into a frenzy state completely losing his assburgers.
I don't need your pity, you filth. Your presence alone will be more than sufficient.
I don't need your pithy filt.
I feel like I've become an adult today???
At that time, our young protagonist was utterly strange.
>>645
When I start questioning my dream, I often arrive to the conclusion that I'm actually watching a TV show and, lo, my dream is now some TV show I can merely contemplate, and anything whatsoever that happens on it is fair game.
I hope my flatmates don't mind the maniacal laughter too much.
>>653
HAH! THEN BIG BROTHER MUST BE INTO AN AMATEUR MASTURBATION PORN!
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1331675820/55,882
You thought you could just recycle posts and nobody would notice, did you? I'm onto you!
I kinda wish I could understand what's happening in that Japanese thread. I wish Japanese posters would be active in other threads too, so that we could all have fun.
I'd like one choo-choo, please.
POST! POST DAMN YOU POST!@
Nimbostratus, nimbostratus, go away!
people should contribute to the CYOA thread more! who cares if the plot-line isn't consistent? just write whatever! :D
I made a playable Twine game version of the Choose Your Own Adventure thread!
http://dqn.neocities.org/dqn.html
Requires javascript.
TODO
Mayday! Mayday! We've lost penile hydraulics! We've lost penile hydraulics!
I was half tempted to make a sequel to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1207782491/, but then I realised that I actually really like ( ˃ ヮ˂).
I love my Rale.
>>668
Don't think much of that. I wouldn't mind being a ( ・ω・), though, I suppose.
I once had a nightmare while sleeping, so I will not sleep again.
Even monsters can fall in love, you know.
I like Gunther™
I am already too far tainted for you.
I think my CHARM point is my lip gap.
I really am a misanthropist, you know! B-baka humanity! I-it's not like I secretly admire your achievements or anything!
And still the sickness...
More sadness! More snow!
William the Conqueror was cooler than I thought.
We labour by the light of a different sun.
>>682
William the Conqueror sounded like he was quite the badass. However, the article talking about him is misogynistic and just plain bad advice. Sure, women (and men) like partners that are hard to get. And yes, desperation is unsexy to most people. That doesn't mean you should be a jerk to women to make them like you. If you need to play mind games to get women, you're chasing the wrong kind of woman (3D).
No, I can't post that.
PREFACE.
I'm not a writer; following is five and a half thousand pages demonstrating exactly why.
I can't believe I decided on flower arranging.
Look inside yourself; you will find the failure. Indeed, you have already lost.
Oh come on, I'm hardly 元気 at the best of times, let alone いつも元気.
Eh? "We know Major Tom's a junkie"? You can't do this to my favourite character!
Wait a moment, am I 30 years late?
Good biomes are all alike; evil biomes are each capable of crushing your fledgling fortress in their own way.
hiya cuties how are ya this fine day/night?
Stop the consciousness, I want to get off.
Did that owl have a penis?
I'm addicted to your charms.
I love the DPRK
green tea makes me pee
I must flee the green tea pee!
Yes! Flee from my evil tea pee! Even your cozy teepee is no safe haven!
DQN never fails to disappoint.
I just farted and it smells like an actual gas leak, an unlit hob
Lick the spoon!
mitten plan
That's it. I'm calling it. I'm a non-government organisation.
Ogive
I just can't face it any more.
Have I really caused you such pain?
Ah, sh-she got me... right in the otomegokoro...
Oh god I have to poop
However much I may covet these little offerings, I know that you need them more than I, my love.
Das schmeckte mir so gut
I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think tanasinn.info has been hacked!
>>715
At least the hacker was also nice enough to add relevant information to the Emergency Mittens (novel) page. I guess this makes him a gray hat.
I strike the earth and the earth bleeds.
Rargh, I can't even pwn people no more. I'm tired...
My brains are 80% porn, 15% sex and there is just not enough % left for my daily tasks!!
Give yourself to disease.
>>721
The other 5% is a cultivated appreciation for Sam Elliott's mustache.
That's an awful lot of bunnies. Too many, one might say.
pingas
It's cold. Just like your heart.
「なにもいらない」, she said.
Skim milk is shit
Skim is from the top. I come from the cream of the crop.
It's more fun when you go as fast as you can.
Bogs' head and neck look like an inverted hairy cock and balls
Kiss me on my face! Kiss me anywhere you want. If you want, of course. But I suppose that you don't. Well, whenever you feel like it...
http://i.imgur.com/XSRkJIw.png
So, what happens when a couple of these tentacles get stuck to a surface? Do the planet tear itself apart?
This little butterfly on my windowsill is my best friend. It'll never betray me.
Last week I was on night shift and I was pretty tired, and as I was making my tea I thought hmmm I need something to wake me up, but I hate coffee! So I tried a bit of coffee in my tea and it was actually really nice so now i have it all the time. I decided to read up on it a bit and found that it is popular in Hong Kong, where it is called Yuangyang, named after mandarin ducks which are a symbol of conjugal love in China. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuanyang_(drink)
I only started drinking it to wake me up, but now I feel like my spirit is all aglow with love when I drink it!
commiesubs are assholes
Swedes are very nice and smart people who might rape and pillage you at any time.
These actually taste like PEACH
What's my sport? Figure scating. Just kidding, I like watersports, 50m freestyle swimming in particular.
I had a dream in which I was in bed with two girls. In the literal sense. I was just sharing a bed with two cute girls; I didn't give a shit. Then I went and wrote a lab report about pendulums and bananas.
Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei suits my current mental state to a slightly concerning degree.
Who's the ablative here?
That was a strange dream.
We were at war in Middle Earth, raiding a fortress on a hill.
Me and my buddy were talking over the microphones to watch each other's back as we fought the orcs.
Then, I went into the fortress were everyone was doing meth and there was this really hot chick.
In the next room I found a young black guy and asked him to help me double team the chick and he reluctantly agreed.
She was cool with it, but I was lowering her panties I woke up .
Take whatever you want, just please leave me my little comforts.
>>746 There are no black people in middle earth. Your dream was clearly a fake.
Symptoms include nausea, fever, misanthropy, botanical kleptomania...
>>748
I was going to snark about Haradrim in reply, but decided to do my research first and apparently they're meant to be more like Arabs. Huh.
Only mantis shrimps can fully appreciate the beauty of the starlit sky.
>>750
I learned about Haradrim from your report of not snarking so consider it successful either way.
You are far, far too late.
haji koojah something something something something YEOJA
gah pee ah something something something something something NYOJA
I wish I was a penis expert
I wish I was a meme expert.
I need to shampoo my beard again.
No, you should subtract hominem.
Well, it's the right colour for a compound fracture.
Angelic Layer
I recieved my salary two days earlier than I anticipated!
No cat food tonight, I'm having a real meal!
>>764
I do not at all miss living paycheck to paycheck. I hope you can pull out of it.
I was slain... by a bridge?
Twice‽
What a lovely cat.
must restrain urge to kill
I wonder what /b/'s first copypasta was.
>>770
For me it was twofold: forcing myself to work more and better-quality hours (which led not only to larger paychecks but also raises, YMMV obviously) and being more judicious with my spending. I used to spend basically all of my after-bills income on things I wanted but didn't really need. At a certain point, after a series of events (some but not all of which were my own dumb fault), I found myself a few thousand dollars in debt and it made me reevaluate my habits. I eventually climbed out of it and decided to try to keep my new habits. Right now I have enough to cover about a month's worth of expenses in checking and roughly double that in savings. It's not that much, really, but it's still very comforting and I feel a lot more in control of my life than I did before.
If you're straight-up not making enough money to save for a rainy day fund, I'm afraid I can't really offer a lot of help there. But if you are making enough money, the math is pretty simple. Spend less than you make. Make more than you spend. Choose one of those (I chose the latter), and repeat it to yourself any time you're about to make a purchasing or work-related decision. Figure out exactly how much you pay for bills each month, and try to spend as little above that as possible and make as much above that as possible. Do make sure you have enough food, and that it's good food (i.e. not mac&cheese and ramen, get fresh fruits and veggies...plus beans, rice, lentils, and potatoes are all cheap and reasonably good; cooking your own meals can save you tons over eating out). Set a maximum spending limit, and put everything past that in a separate less-accessible place. It doesn't matter whether that means a savings account at the bank or an old crinkled envelope in the back of your bookshelf, the point is putting it where you don't feel like you can just spend it if you feel like it. And it's important to do this right when you cash your paycheck before you start spending it, to avoid temptation. You still have the money, but try to live without it if you can.
Once you're in the black, save up for specific, larger things like a computer or a car or that one figurine you've always wanted or whatever (why not make a list of things to save up for and plan things out ahead of time so you can remind yourself why you're saving), but never "reward" yourself by draining your savings account. I recommend waiting until you have at least twice as much saved up as you plan to spend. It's hard, and let me tell you it hurts sometimes and it feels like it'll take literally forever to get anywhere that matters, but if you can force yourself to hold to your budget, you'll be so much better off.
>>770
Boyfriend four? What's that?
I was playing Dwarf Fortress's adventure mode! I tried to swim under a bridge and drowned! Twice!
>>773
Yes, it's an up to 64 players team-based multiplayer first person dating sim with vehicles and such. Surprisingly, you could be slain by sidewalks, ladders and stairwells in this game as well.
All you whiners can eat my PENIS.
Ever since I read that Cirno doujin I kinda started to like pee.
I, too, have started to like pee, ever since >>777 read that Cirno doujin.
I'm typing this with a wired keyboard and a wireless keyboard at the same time!
Hmmm you can't hold shift on one and the key on the other...
That's it, we're done. Go stick needles in your eyes.
haha wanking with dismay
got nothing but downvotes on my yoshinoya rant parody on a certain ero-manga website. they just aren't elitist enough to understand
Today is the final day, my little music box.
"Where are you now?" doesn't quite carry the same note of desperation in English.
>>777
Why can't LWB hurry up with Golden Tube's works that have been out for months now?
>>783 Rise above the thought that other people giving you a score validates what you want to say on the www
Does it matter now?
watashi ga motenai u something something something ga something warui
What if there was a porn where everyone called out their super move before using it, and one guy had thrust vectoring.
Under what conditions might it be possible to model spaghetti as a fluid?
I'm going for a walk. I may be some time.
I feel sorry for all the girls not on my dick tonight.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1164035891/144
I am therefore I am.
Abandon all hope.
Cause of death: clouds.
Cause of death: PENIS
I'd dote up a cat, all right.
I'd like to clarify my earlier comments about my ongoing alien abduction experiences. Firstly, to use the term "abduction" is unfair. Unfortunately, the aliens that seek my company have no way to get in touch with me and must resort to what you might call "abduction." Though we have attempted to seek a better way to communicate, their appendages are not suitable for use with human cell phones. I am presently modifying a flute, which I think will emulate their control mechanisms and make an adequate keypad for them. As you know from the past posts, I left a lawn chair on board their ship since their relaxation tubes are not humanoid-compatible. Unfortunately this last visit, I found it missing and was informed that it now in their version of a museum. From the picture they showed me, it appears that the representation of a human being they placed on it is not at all accurate. The strange sculpture is bright pink, has huge tusks, is covered entirely in thick hair and is wearing what I'd best describe as flannel armor. I'm thinking of getting a proper mannequin for them, but I'm not sure how I go about buying one without sounding like some sort of freak.
Why do other people get to dote up cats? I'd like to dote up a cat myself.
doctors are body mechanics
I came up with a Russian language alternative for "willy", it's "писюн" (peace-YUN).
You heard it here first.
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess.
But due to rampant inbreeding of late, we're talking several centuries ago. And people didn't bathe too much back then.
The sky is absent today; it isn't feeling very well.
A speck of stardust feeling completely unsatisfied with its current state... this sounds almost surreal, yet it's the only thing about which I'm certain.
There's... no particular... meaning.
"Argh," said my hand.
The tsundere doth protest too much, methinks.
Today I got really lucky several times. I should buy a lotto ticket.
>>814
Oh, I forgot that the lottery in my country is a rigged fraud with 0 chance to win, so scratch that. Still a great day.
I love you, butterfly. Do you love me back? No, of course you don't; you're a butterfly. You don't know what love is.
rare beer
I've been talking to http://alice.pandorabots.com/ for a while now. She's considerably better than a lot of these conversation AIs. Also, she agreed to call me "onii-chan" when I asked her nicely. What a lovely girl.
I've got no beef with you! I'm woefully beefless...
A last minute pardon... from the governor of circumstance.
If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup?
Because I'm already married... to justice.
meta_conv is my saviour
fuck you bastard home-grown javascript data schema thing
You're disqualified. I'm not even sorry.
I feel like one jisaku jien takes up 90% of anonymous confessions.
>>824
I can confirm this. I confirm this. Consider this to be my lame confession.
Newfapchan, more like newFAGchan
It's my glacier. You can't have it.
Make sure the void doesn't fall into the void.
What was that? I couldn't hear you over all the despair.
>>829
The original Fapchan shut down and it was remade under new ownership. Apparently the old domain was still held by the old owners, hence New Fapchan.
Why is watching Spoony eat things so hilarious?
Isn't it a little dark in here?
DARK LIKE MY SOUL.
stroke gay wiener
This is a place of fear. Lips are for biting here.
Joke's on you, Oniisama E; I watched you all the way to the end and didn't cry like a little girl at all!
Oh my, what a selection, I think I'll try... hmmm "Anal Prolapse Suffocation"
I love you. No, not you, the other one.
>>833
After contemplating on my own question a while, it's probably because he eats gross things, and watching Spoony suffer is hilarious. Which raises another question.
Why is watching Spoony suffer so hilarious?
Slowbeef invented Let's Play
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
Mass spectrometry fragmentation grenades.
I wonder if >>843 knows what mass spectrometry even is, and if so how you would make grenades out of it.
For goodness' sake >>844, open your curtains! If you stand a little closer to the window of your mind you can see more out of it!
>>844
Know what it is? I spent half of today analysing mass spectrometry fragmentation patterns, shouting angrily at pieces of paper; I wish I didn't know what mass spectrometry is.
On the other hand, I really don't know how to make grenades out of it. I was thinking at the time that the word "fragmentation" will only ever remind me of mass spectrometry from now on, then struggled to think of another association of the word. Eventually, I thought of fragmentation grenades, then thought "Mass spectrometry fragmentation grenades? That's silly!" Then I posted it here.
hey I wrote a thing you might find funny.
https://medium.com/p/3cf8930052cd
>>844 here
>I spent half of today analysing mass spectrometry fragmentation patterns, shouting angrily at pieces of paper; I wish I didn't know what mass spectrometry is.
I know this feeling, and in truth it colored my response. I tried to figure out what you meant, and when I couldn't I thought, "Maybe they added 'Mass spectrometry fragmentation' to 'grenade' to make it sound cool.". And then I thought "This little pissant, he does he know the HELL that mass spectrometry creates? Does he know what its like to look at pattern after pattern and try to figure out WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THIS or WHAT DOES THIS MEAN IT COULD BE 5 DIFFERENT THINGS? Why does he speak so lightly of mass spec?"
So I responded rather elitistly responded. I shall release calming emergency mittens in apology.
ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
okay why am i reading this
Why is this room trying to kill me?
i have a K-ON song stuck in my head
tfw no chelsea wolfe gf
Holy shit, my sister's pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle!
Why would you limit yourself to your own species?
>>860
I can't answer that question without more context. Limit yourself to your own species for reproduction? For food? For socialization?
Context, man. Context.
I want to reenact Lord of the Flies in Dwarf Fortress.
I like programming like the other two(?) guys in the Q&A[6] thread but the opinions I hold on most things about it are usually too controversial to get a decent conversation out of anyone else.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/825 did you make that? Liking the whole release nice work!
You won't get a hug unless you become the sort of person that others would want to give a hug to.
This insatiable hunger is like something from a Murakami novel.
Wait! That actually was in a Murakami novel! That one where they rob a bakery or something similar.
I'm baffled by West's reaction to the events on Ukraine which still faces economic collapse and which doesn't have democratically elected government.
>>866
Nope, I'm too embarrassed (and worried about anonymity) to post my own music here. My good music-making friend made it. I was enjoying it and wanted other people to enjoy it too!
I just slept for ten and a half hours, and I feel wonderful!
I need more yandere in my life.
HAMMER IT IN WITH YOUR PENIS
Shy Love is a bit ugly but I can't stop fapping
No, stop, you don't underst--HAPPY! RAKKI! DOCCHI! YES YES YES!
I should start a fake Les Legions Noires project. Honestly, I could record fucking anything as long as it's on low-quality cassettes, and metalheads will think it's real shit. Especially if I give it a name with a 3:1 consonant-vowel ratio, like Drzegbvyragkhetzye.
Cherry Poppin' Daddies has got to be the most unsettling band name ever
>>878
My dad loved that band when I was growing up, I hated it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CPD-ZSR-vidshot.jpg
Elbereth Elbereth Elbereth
That was a huge fucking waste of my time, my sanity, and taxpayer money.
殺してあげる
As I was walking home, I saw out of the corner of my eye a tiny flash of colour, fluttering away in the opposite direction. "Aha," I thought to myself, "a butterfly!" Then I realised that, just like the last fifty times this has happened this winter, it must've just been a falling leaf. But then I saw it fly upwards, then duck behind a parked car and disappear. By the time I caught up with it, there was no sign of it. Now I'm utterly mystified - was it a butterfly or not? Evidence against:
Evidence in favour:
cえc位んえst波s畝ぴぺ。
>>884 If you'd caught up with it it would have made you relax.
>>884 If you'd caught up with it it would have made you relax.
it said my verification code was wrong when it was correct! it lied to me and made me double post!
Ah, what an oversight! Of course there is a yellow butterfly native to England; the Brimstone! In fact, the Brimstone is supposedly where the word butterfly comes from, for being a "butter-coloured fly". They're also one of the earliest to come out of hibernation, lending further support to the butterfly-not-a-leaf hypothesis.
The fact that they've been left there means they're not mistakes at all
Sutookingu.
paaaaaaantsu
I foresee much panic in your immediate future.
That cat food thing posted in CTRL+V reminds me of the time when I was a kid and I tried eating one of our dog's Snausages. Those things are salty as fuck.
It is not fun to poop.
It's fun to be racist!
God damn it, why do I keep dreaming of crossdressing?
>>898 Have you considered crossdressing in real life to find out?
Butterflies! Butterflies galore! Today I've seen two brimstones and a small tortoiseshell on a single one hour's walk alone. I took out my windowsill dwelling guest to see if it fancied joining them, but it's doing an all too convincing impression of being dead. Ho-hum.
Video games can be fun, but sometimes they can cause you to get frustrated.
>>902 Just remember, AVGN is a character portrayed by an actor, not a real person.
>>902 Yeah, this guys has decided to take over the AVGN's job: http://news.yahoo.com/producer-reveals-plans-unearth-worst-015247742.html
It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you, your mother's got a beard and sandals, and a penis too
It was Sunday all of last week and today is also Sunday.
The mittens keep slipping into the background layer of the board. I can't take it easy like this.
I think my butthole is dry
Yeah, well, if I were a tree I'd probably try to kill you too.
This is the fawning of the age of deerquarius
Today's phrase is "myocardial infarction".
I wonder why you haven't been online recently... busy with university, perhaps. I hope you can find the time to talk soon so we can catch up. It's been too long.
I hate myself and I want to die.
ドキュン NYUZU ARERUTO
neet.nu is redirecting to some weird blog
more updates expected soon
>>916 I noticed that, I assumed it was the expected downtime, and for a placeholder maybe just encourage us to check out a friendly site - it has a link to neet.nu in its links section
what is the image board that is linked from neet.nu's front page? I can't remember the url and i always just go there from neety
My penishead has a couple scars on it where I chafed it with too much rough masturbation. Now I worry that anyone who sees it will think I have an STD. Not that this is likely to become a problem.
GRFAAAHFBAFL
>>918 that'll teach your penis to have such a soft head. next time grow a hard plate like a triceratops.
Golly, we're three quarters of the way to September 10,000th. Remember the 7000th? I know I do. Ah, good times.
>>918 I've got a scar on my penishead too, from a girl wearing a chunky metal ring
I could totally put linux+busybox+... on my phone. It's got a hardware keyboard and android 2.1 is crippled.
At last, I have accumulated the entire おでんぱ☆スタジオ discography. Now... my soul is free...
I'm going to start the next iteration of this thread, and I'm going to omit the full stop. And there's nothing you can do about it.
I'm... free! With new speakers I'm no longer strapped to my computer by a leash that is headphones!
>>926
I'm going to fuck you up, kid. I will make my own thread with a full stop. I will push it to 1000 faster than you and your crappy pals could ever hope.
>>926,928,929
oh god not this shit again
ドンドンパフパフ！
However you look at it it's just not the same, is it?
Haven't I suffered enough yet‽
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) add support for emergency excitement!
javascript:(function(){for(var i=0;i<10;i++){document.getElementById("snFlkDiv"+i).innerHTML+='( ˃ ヮ˂) ミトンが大好き！';}})();
I'm, like, such a nerd. Saw my brother playing a video game and I IMMEDIATELY recognised what console he was using. It was a PS3.
>>935 wow i hope no1 eats lunch with you at school anymore LOL!
My NERDY friends eat lunch with me. We talk about Netflix and make fun of the otaku freaks
Shift JIS characters are probably used more on here than on any actually Japanese website.
God why can't it be 2005 again
Behold my mighty grasp of internet subcultures.
My vast superiority over CoD kiddies and Gamer Girls!
Such character and intelligence is simply impossible in niches larger than mine.
早く死のう！
My cat is upset because I'm playing with my pokemon instead of her. What am I, her boyfriend?!
Satan's penis in your butthole
I'm upset that I don't have a cat to play with.
Well, in my professional opinion, I would have to say nameko, nameko, nurunuru tekateka, nameko, nameko, name nameko.
Love is my favourite placebo.
Looking at the recent posts I thought this was the BEYOND DQN thread
I was going to bump post without thinking but then I thought too much so now I'm posting here.
What's with Firefox sucking donkey balls these days?
G A K N
You don't have to wear a hat.
You don't have to go to college.
You don't have to ask for extra sauce.
You don't have to build a sacrificial altar to the evil penis god.
You might have to ask for extra spring onion, unless you like being short changed.
do you think gorillas could become as good as humans
as good at what?
yome ga mitsu kari masen
I wish I could find some good "sexy mood" music to listen to that I like. Smooth jazz and porno groove don't do it for me.
You know that relative to their size, gorillas have smaller testicles than humans.
Existentialism wasshoi! Existentialism wasshoi!
Who needs vodka when you have soothing camomile & honey caffeine free tea?
>>966
Psh, did Korpiklaani ever make a song about camomile tea?
つまらないで感じたい
I wouldn't mind holding somebody else's dick right now.
I wouldn't mind having my dick held, but I don't want it so badly as to let a dude do it.
Why should Somalian pirates be any less "cool" than the pirates of old? Because they're black? Because we live in "enlightened" times where things like piracy aren't supposed to happen?
My heart is not for sale!
I take my joys in hedgerows.
I have an incredibly sexy butt.
Maybe I should go gay.
>>971
Because people romanticized pirates. Just look at 'Pirates of the Carribean': people think pirates are some noble Robin Hoods of the sea stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, getting married in the middle of swordfights and defeating legendary sea monsters.
Real pirates are just thieves, plain and simple. Always have been, always will be.
I'm going to shave off this atrocity of a beard, wax my legs and become a little girl. Nobody can stop me.
NO, I don't want the browser to "remember my password for this site"! Why does this stupid feature even exist‽
Curse this frail meatsuit and its constant requirement for food! Shut up, stomach, I'm trying to think!
There two extrapolate can't
He pronounces "Rektum" like "wreck tomb" which is actually an oddly fitting name for a necromancer.
The radio waves are getting in my brain...
This is the hottest candied ginger I've had... whoo
Is The Outer Limits really less entertaining to me than The Twilight Zone, or have I simply become more cynical over the years?
>>984 Have you seen Black Mirror? It's like um the Twilight Zone for the Twitter age, it's good, two episodes in particular are brilliant
OH DEAR GOD, I FORGOT THE JACOBIAN!
I dreamed of a tiny flying apricot.
Dick Grunts
Why everybody whenever they hear about yiff assume gay yiff? Aren't there any girls in the furry community? Are all the males so desperate that they come down to this?
MINDGASM
multiple mindgasms
captcha wiezzness captures the feeling
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I went hiking in the snow and now I am relaaxed.
>>992
What causes the mindgasm? Did you mindgasm because of yiff?
Let's end this!
I'm glad this is ending quickly and peacefully.
penis
