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348 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 04:53

I want to put a shobon mouth flap between my lips and play with it

349 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 06:02

>>348
That
um

Nevermind.

350 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 09:29

Children who were born after 9/11 are losing their virginity

I feel uneasy about this

351 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 09:37

>>343
Somehow AAchan is still up though.

352 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 11:27

Well, I sure killed that thread.

353 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7951 22:15

TAKASHI! TAKASHI! TAKASHI TAKASHI TAKASHI TAKASHIIII!

354 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 02:01

WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO WITHOUT THE UNHOLY CITADEL???!!!

355 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 03:18

I found a nearly-abandoned image board that still has threads up from 2009

356 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 03:27

gaynus

357 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 05:02

>>350
Starting in October, the "future" from Back to the Future: Part II takes place in the past.

358 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 05:51

Remember the last time a stranger did something nice to you.

359 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 06:17

Sometimes I remember a thought experiment we did in 11th grade Civics class. A handful of students were given roles to play, and the scenario was that they were all trapped on a sinking boat and the rest of us had to vote on who to throw off to save the rest, one at a time, until only one was left, who would be the one to survive. I think each one of them also got a bit of time to give their schpeal about why we should vote to let thhem stay on the boat. Their roles were mostly things like a pregnant woman, a teacher, an ordinary salaryman; but there were two that were very obviously supposed to end up as the last two on the boat: a scientist who had discovered the cure for cancer, and a diplomat who had discovered the secret to world peace.

So, when it came down to those two, the students overwelmingly voted to keep the guy with the cure for cancer, including me. And then the "correct" answer was revealed, that we were supposed to keep the guy with the secret for world peace. The logic being, that more people die in war than die of cancer, but that most of us had voted the "wrong" way because more people in the first world are affected by cancer deaths than war deaths.

I wanted to tell her, that that wasn't my motivation at all. I've never known anyone in my life who died of cancer. It wasn't that I wanted to get rid of cancer, it was that I didn't want to get rid of war. I couldn't think of how to put it into words then, but war is really the purging cataclysm that's needed in society every few generations. A very real incarnation of the belief in quite a few relgions who believe that when the world is at its most corrupt and foul and wicked, their god of choice will destroy it and make it anew. Or to put it in a more nihilistic way, just being a human life doesn't give it any intrinsic meaning, what gives human life meaning is struggling against other human lives. Societies advance through conflict with other societies.

Humans are inherently conflict-seeking. We didn't evolve to be happy and content with 2.5 children and a mortgage and a mid-sized car, we evolved to always want more, to search for new enemies to beat and new problems to overcome only to move on to the newest enemy and the newest problem once the old ones are taken care of. When there's no "real" problems left to take care of, people start inventing them, and the ones they invent are usually stupid ones. Sometimes I wonder what would happen if all the people going on their moral crusades about other people being mean on the internet or men spreading their legs too wide on the train had "real" problems to worry about like where their next meal is coming from, or artillery falling on their houses. Sometimes I think ISIS or the Nazis had the right idea, that there's no such thing as a futile conflict because conflict is what's true and meaningful.

I don't know, is that "edgy"?

360 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 06:22

>>358
The other day it was pretty hot outside and I was walking home from the grocery and an older lady offered me a ride. I turned her down because by the time I ran into her I was only a block or so from home, but it was nice.

Also, the doughnuts I bought that day melted into some kind of mushy puddle of warm cream and dough and frosting while I was walking.

361 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 07:59

I want a girlfriend

362 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 08:12

>>353
I just listened to a denpa song that featured TAKASHI prominently.

363 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 09:25

>>359
I agree that humans are inherently conflict-seeking, so the idea of world peace is ridiculous and impossible. However, I don't think war purges blowhard assholes, it usually does exactly the opposite. If it's just a matter of keeping the population in check, I'd rather just have large, random portions of the human population die of cancer.

Anyway, I'd kill them both and keep the pregnant woman so I could have a threesome with her and her child. How's that for edgy?

364 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 12:12

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

365 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 13:38

Britney who?

366 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 15:15

Britney is a stupid name.
It's so stupid that it almost angers me.

367 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 16:56

368 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 17:55

369 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 18:05

Man I wish I was Japanese

370 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 19:12

I can't take any website with the .biz TLD seriously

371 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 21:17

>>359

> Humans are inherently conflict-seeking.

Yet armed conflict has been steadily decreasing since the 1940s. Further, your idea of evolution seems rather skewed. Evolution knows no improvement, only adaptation. We evolved to adapt to Earth's condition, not to spread dominion among masses. This misinterpratation was obviously very in vogue with Hitler and his political circle. He was pretty whack in the head, as you may know.

372 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7952 21:56

>>371
I agree, I don't think humans are conflict-seeking in the slightest. In fact, I'd say it's precisely the fact that we've evolved not to seek conflict which is why we've gotten so far. Consider: if you locked a hundred chimps or apes who didn't know one another in a room, it'd be an absolute bloodbath; they'd be at one another's throats in seconds. If you locked a hundred modern humans who didn't know one another in a room, they'd probably just stand around having awkward small talk.

War is very much on the decline, and rightly so; it's wasteful, inefficient and ineffective at actually solving any social problems. I am very glad to see that the international community is now too strongly interlinked for organised war between major world powers. It's unimaginable, for instance, to imagine China going to war with the US, despite their ideological differences, because they depend too much on one another for trade. Similarly, most people in the first world are well educated and independent enough that they wouldn't support a war if there are sensible alternatives.

Most wars since World War II have been either civil wars in failed states or certain overzealous first world countries invading vastly less developed countries for dubious reasons, neither of which seem particularly meaningful or necessary. Incidentally, did you know that the Iraq War, besides being a huge waste of money and human life, was illegal under international law, yet nobody has ever even come close to being brought to justice over it?

Well, more importantly, here's a video of a capybara wearing a hat sharing a paddling pool with some ducklings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGVs0d8wknU

373 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 00:00

more of a shetland phony, amirite

374 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 01:16

>>371
It's only really been decreasing in the "developed" world, the rest of the world is killing each other just as much as they always have. You can't just make such a sweeping generalization and then hand-wave away the counter-evidence by saying "oh, yeah, well those things only happen in shithole countries anyway".

375 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 07:52

>>369
I dream of being a Japanese salaryman and living a miserable life.

376 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 13:09

p-please be gentle with me

377 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 14:38

>>374

> a sweeping generalization

It's not a sweeping generalization. It's a judgement that I make from reading statistics on worldwide, emphasis on worldwide, statistics on battle deaths, which is currently at the lowest point it's ever been. I got it from a chart that got its numbers from this thing http://www.hsrgroup.org/human-security-reports/2013/text.aspx
Even if I was making such a distinction between the developed world and the non-developed world, you're still dismissing that said "developed" world was very much involved in violent wars not too long ago, and them not being involved in armed conflict anymore would still point out to a waning of war.
And you can't just tell my I can't hand-wave evidence away when you didn't present any, what's that supposed to be.

378 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 16:07

Sailor Swift

379 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 17:07

Happy lolis in your bed.

380 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 17:19

> sageru.org is almost here!

Lies! All you do is lie!

381 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7953 22:20

How did it come to this?

382 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 00:10

my family thinks only racists dislike obama
ugh

383 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 02:25

What do the Kha'ak want?

384 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 06:47

I should be asleep.

385 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 09:29

>>380
I'm gonna need some mittens for this.

386 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 11:47

That's not normal!

387 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 16:59

Did you know that cheeses loves you?

388 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 22:34

I'm way too drunk to be ankiing.

389 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7954 23:54

>>387
What a friend
We have in Cheeses

390 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 01:22

>>387
Shouldn't that be "cheeses love you", since "cheeses" is plural? Who taught you English? I'm afraid I might have to come over there and slap you silly.

391 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 04:09

Cheeses loves me
this I know
'cause the Bible tells me so

392 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 06:07

What if I'm lactose intolerant?
What can Cheeses do for me?

I'll resort to Tofu, ty.

393 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 07:32

today i ate my first burrito and there where no cheeses because i am alergic

and it was good

394 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 08:58

le shitmommy

395 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 11:54

This sounds like either the best thing to happen to me in ages, or a huge scam.

396 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 14:47

hatech-pee

397 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7955 20:59

Monty Python's cheese shop

398 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 18:15

What kind of moron gets hit by a bus inside a shopping mall?

399 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 20:49

Contemplative melancholy piano music.

400 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 23:31

How is a system where individual works for his or her own individual benefit morally better than a system where collective works for its own collective benefit?

401 Name: >>400 : 1993-09-7956 23:32

Make it "morally or otherwise better" even.

402 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7956 23:32

Remember when typing NO CARRIER would knock people offline?

Good times, good times...

403 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 05:51

There's a good chance that before I die instead of seeing my loved ones and important events of my life, a string of 2004-2006 4chan memes will flash before my eyes.

404 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 17:39

RIP sageru.

405 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:33

>>403
Those were the times!

406 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:44

>>403
I'll mongle your cock.

407 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 18:59

>>404
Good riddance to bad garbage

408 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 19:58

Songs about bears.

409 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7957 23:33

>>402
Remember deathpings?

410 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 01:03

>>400
It's not, but more often than not the reality of the second system ends up being the collective working for the benefit of some individual.

411 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 13:08

Posting in this thread is a good substitute for keeping a diary.

412 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 15:45

>>407
Good riddance to you, after I murder you!

413 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 16:34

hungery

414 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 17:55

>>412
Internet tough guy

415 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 18:19

why can't I cyka all these blyats

416 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 18:43

The day went by so fast it's unreal.
Maybe I'm still dreaming.

417 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 19:11

Are delusion and misery really my only options?

418 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 21:33

WTii sucks so hard at Warcraft 1 it's hard to decide if watching him is funny or painful.

419 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 21:46

>>418
You watch other people play video games? How distasteful.

420 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 22:09

I claim this get while smoking a joint.

Captcha: fear

421 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7958 23:10

Why is there a toothbrush next to my computer? How long has it been there?

422 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 00:27

Play that funky music white boy~

423 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 01:17

I bought a shirt online but it was too small and it turns out they don't have a return/exchange policy. I'm somewhat angry.

424 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 01:19

>>417
They aren't mutually exclusive. You can have delusion AND misery.

425 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 10:20

That girl is so cute I just want to hold her down and lick her from head to toe.

426 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 11:59

>>425
How distasteful.

427 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 12:34

>>426
I imagine she'd taste quite nice, actually.

428 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 17:06

These newfags are seriously beginning to annoy me.

429 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 19:43

>>425 I hope you're talking about a woman who doesn't exist and only has two dimensions. Otherwise, I have to agree with >>426

430 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7959 20:49

>>429
I'd've thought it goes without saying, but yes, I was talking about a 2D girl.

>>428
It happens every so often that a misguided newbie stumbles across our fair superstructure and decides to try "trolling" or "shitposting" or whatever the kids call it these days. I was genuinely upset the first few times it happened, but they always get bored and give up after a while no matter what you do. It's not really worth worrying about.

431 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 07:11

432 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 08:29

Why am I here?

Why did I even ask this question?

433 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 13:42

>>431
I really wish more websites looked like this.

434 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 13:50

>>433
Agree.

435 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 19:11

We've got to ekscape

436 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 19:19

There comes a time in any man's life when he must stand up and go to the bathroom and then come back and sit down again.

437 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 19:57

Like right now, for instance.

438 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 21:59

I ought to eat something.

439 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7960 23:51

The Poopsmith's not a bad guy, he just has a crappy job.

440 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 01:25

You either have free will or you don't. You can't choose it.

I don't get that song at all.

441 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 08:13

>>430
Whoa, that's the first time I've seen somebody use "I'd've". I like it.

442 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 08:20

Why do people ask questions only they themselves can answer?

Why do I say stupid pseudo-philosophical questions on the Internet like it even matters?

443 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 10:28

Science fiction is rubbish. Not the concept of the genre itself but the works that compose it.
I suppose, in this way, you could say that the genre itself is rubbish, actually.

444 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 12:56

>>443
Kind of agree. To me part of the problem is that it's mostly actually anti-science fiction (see the "caveman science fiction" comic for a send-up of this) and another part is that the explanations given for stuff are often clearly bullshit to anyone who's studied the science involved more than the average Joe. "It's magic" starts to seem not so bad by comparison (though fantasy has its own problems regarding the constant use of Tolkien-chewed-up-by-D&D-and-regurgitated tropes and the glorification of monarchy/feudalism.)

445 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 13:03

>>443
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon's_law

There's some good SF out there as well, you know.

446 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 13:29

>>431
good layout

447 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7961 14:52

I don't understand why does the new jurassic park movie feature featherless dinosaurs.
Feathered dinosaurs are really cool.

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