Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
I just jacked off three times in a row within an hour.
The third time was the most satisfactory.
Ambient 4 lizards dude what real reptile lizards.
How nice.
I'm back, missed my waifu, stupid feds didn't even find my back up HD, ;) #YOLO
You have to suffer first.
Nopenopenopeneop tired grey earl too late for that too late not to drink it
bitch durango
Before going to bed I like to hop on Skype with my friend and start watching a long Vinesauce stream at the same time. We watch it till I'm ready to fall asleep.
Is it weird that I like only young asian women? I think they're cute and their characteristics are very attractive to me.
yall niggas need jesus smh
>>253
I told a bunch of jokes on Facebook and the feds arrested me for CP! Even after I named the folder "don't click" they still found it...
>>260
That's why my 20GB CP folder is labeled "not CP"
this post is a joke
Holy macaroni, I can watch complete movies at Wikipedia!
This is going to change everything at work!
>>261
20GB? That's nothing! I have over 100GB worth of cheese.
(this post too is a joke)
...pedophiles.
>>260
Wow, are we all being watched now, just because of your stupid facebook jokes?! Delete your profile and read Wodehouse, you mongrel!
A cat on my lap means I have found new and novel ways of using my netbook. Picture da Vinci sniffing his palette.
DQN touches children
I'M DEAD I'M DEAD I'M SO DEAD MIGHT AS WELL JUST PACK MY BAGS BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE FIRED
I REALLY CAN'T DO THIS WHY THE FUCK DO THEY ASK THIS OF ME I'M JUST A JR DEVELOPER I JUST GRADUATED A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO!!!
I want spaghetti bolognese, but I also want to sleep. What should I do?
I love my mother dearly, but she has a habit of making up facts in her head and it is incredibly frustrating.
She chided me for drinking 2% milk, because she said it has less Vitamin D than whole milk. I argued that this wasn't true, but she insisted and I had to show her the nutrition labels to convince her.
It's an asinine example, but this is far from an isolated event. She never reads labels, instructions, packaging, or anything of the like, and just comes to conclusions about things based on absolutely nothing but her own imagination.
Does anyone else know anybody like this? I don't understand it but it interests (and infuriates) me.
>>269,270
Copy stuff from stackoverflow. If BAD END happens, claim workplace bullying, that you were forced to do a task you obviously wasn't prepared to do.
They are probably trying to lower your self-esteem to make you work more or pay you less.
>>275
Back in the day, nobody helped me when I couldn't make a decision. They just pointed at their displays and laughed.
>>273
whole milk does contain more vitamin D unless the reduced milk is fortified.
>>273
My mother is also like that. I'm pretty sure it's just a woman thing.
captcha: unass
Autechre is perfect programming music
>>280
America is larger and more diverse than all of Europe. I've lived in three different states so far and they're all very different. How can you stereotype a country with over 300 million people, especially when many of those people are immigrants from all over the world?
The "Americans are all Christian hillbillies in the Bible Belt who are fat and wear American flag shirts" stereotype is only believed by people who know nothing about our country.
>>282 This is true. I'll add, though, that even we Americans like to stereotype our own country. People in Virginia think Californians are all liberal pot-smoking surfers. People in New York think Georgians are all bucktoothed hicks who make moonshine. People in Georgia think everyone in New York is an Italian gangster. etc. The US really is diverse. All Europe has on the US in that sense is way more languages and a lot more history and old rivalries.
America rules. Fuck Europe.
LET'S BURN DOWN ALL OF EUROPE! FUCK THEM! WHY DO WE NEED THEM?!
ARE YOU IN DOKYUNS?!
I can't help, my systemd-burnd has a bug where it won't create fire unless you reconfigure a bunch of completely undocumented files in different places throughout the system and when I filed a bug about it it was closed as "WONTFIX - breaking functionality is not a bug"
>>283
Let me rephrase you: all Europe has on the US in that sense is way more cultural diversity. And don't worry, Europeans have just as many stereotypes for each other.
Also, Europe in its proper definition (not just EU) includes a few more countries, and Russia up to Ural mountains is one of them. Thus continent's total surface area is slightly more than the US.
>>284
America went to shit since early 20th century.
Europe is practically in the middle east or africa anyway.
>>285
We have to steal all that stuff that the British stole and put it in our museums first. Also a few things in Amsterdam, Paris, Rome, and Athens. After that, the continent-wide arson spree may commence. How much gasoline/marble can I carry in a checked bag on KLM? This is important. Please respond.
>>282-
Jesus H I shouldn't have said anything, what's with all the weirdly defensive strawmen?
While I usually just reflexively say "no" or whatever to anyone with a clipboard in public, I do kind of wish I'd listened to the pitch from that little girly-muscled weenie who asked me to "help save our democracy from being destroyed" last year. I suspect it had something to do with the horrible idea that the 'pubs would take the senate and VOTE THE WRONG WAY ON EVERYTHING OH GOD but it might have been something different.
I feel like I'm bored with the US but I'm probably just bored with my own lonely life.
My life is a small circle of ever smaller circles.
Eurocucks are going down.
white genocide is a real thing
Fuck birthdays. Mine was lame and I didn't even get a single gift, even if the gifts aren't important, but I at least know that I'm not worth spending any money to these fucks that are my "family".
Also, I didn't get to fap! I didn't get to fucking fap on my birthday!
I guess I'm not asexual after all.
Simmer down brah :^)
>>276
It was a very specific problem, I did manage to get it working somewhat according to what they wanted. Some portions were, of course, left incomplete, only the main functionality was done. They haven't complained so GOOD END, I guess? I'm also deeply considering quitting. Not only was I not comunicated of this issue on time, I was expected to solve it before a completely arbitrary deadline because I can only assume, someone on sales fucked up.
Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and... shine. Not that I wish... to imply that you have been sleeping on... the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well... let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference... in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes.
YOU MUST DIE! or else you will DIE.
I AM MAGNETO, MASTER OF MAGNET.
I wish I could just laugh at the HL3 obsessive types with the appropriate detachment and schadenfreude, but the truth is I really want to see HL3 released as well.
Finally got rid of my sideburns.
I'm an adult and I can't even grow sideburns.
>>300
See, you're doing great! Another "we needed this done yesterday" and "we would like you to code for a week with just enough time for a quick naps" and you'll get used to it.
I AM MAGENTO, MASTER OF PINK
if we are in the matrix then what is the matrix in lol
I should not have not tha-t.
I should not have done that.
I cringe when I see people use their birth-date in their usernames
Reading on a tablet or e-reader is superior to reading from your monitor.
Why am I so tired? Sleeping 6 hours should be enough.
>>314
I usually sleep for 10+ hours without an alarm to wake me up
LOVE ME ONII-CHAN
Reminder that RPing is against the role
I think I forgot how to have fun. All the simple things I loved doing as a teenager like eating lots of junk food and staying up all night aren't fun anymore.
Paracetamol overdose is a possible reality. Now let me go puke.
Apparently I'm getting free education! I wonder if they have a degree in mitten studies...
>>322
Talk to your doctor, there are pills and stuff for that.
There are some japanese people hanging around in my office and I'm afraid they are going to catch a glimpse of my computer screen and recognize all this SJIS stuff and 2ch-ish boards and are going to call me out on me wasting my time miserably.
This blanket is nice and warm and soft.
I'm cold. I want mittens.
”÷“û
I was in this job interview, and suddenly my noses started running heavily. I was covering my nose with my hands by sitting in the Gendo pose and the mucus dropped down between my legs onto the floor. By the time the interview was finished, I left behind a huge puddle of snot next to the chair I sat on.
I could do with a shower.
I cannot handle this.
cake farts
>>337
Man, I'm sorry. I'm with you man, I'm going through some really tough times myself.
In other news I just got another raise.
I was never rich, but I never spend money on anything. I'm doing OK
The Unholy Citadel has evaporated away into the timeless vacuum again...
Would a gay pharaoh be entombed in a sarcofagus?
Sometimes I wonder if I'm too intelligent.
>>345
More likely the problem is that you think you're too intelligent.
Surely this can't be all there is. There has to be more.