[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7918 21:28

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/

148 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7931 14:49

What with having three exams this week, I had rather hoped to be able to quietly focus on revision and suppressing panic. So, naturally, in my house in the last 24 hours,

  • The power has cut out for several hours, apparently due to one of the outdoor lights short circuiting in the rain
  • The heating cut out overnight, apparently due to the thermostat not having power
  • The internet connection has cut out (despite my social recluse housemate power cycling it every five minutes), apparently unrelated

Now I'm just waiting for the plumbing to cut out, the gas line to cut out, the boiler to cut out, the roof to develop a leak or, perhaps, for the entire sorry excuse for a house to just collapse in on itself.

149 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7931 21:22

I can't believe you _____ed ________.

150 Name: RedCream : 1993-09-7931 23:10

The fretful sky publicizes the monkeys!!!! (not seriously though!! admit your roal!!!!
PUMPLENUTS

151 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 00:26

The genymotion Android VM image for Android 4.2.2 has a couple of mittens on the wallpaper by default.
Really cool!

152 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 03:18

GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

BATTLE BROTHER

153 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 03:24

>>148
That is too many things to go wrong with one house in such a short time. Obviously another student is trying to sabotage you.

154 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 07:30

>>153
My god, you're right! It must've been that Bulgarian PhD student who moved in a few days ago... yes, as a mere synthetic chemist, she felt intimidated by my knowledge of fluid dynamics and resorted to sabotage! Thank you for your insight, >>153.

155 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 07:54

>>154
Fuck her in the pussy, dude! Fuck her in the puuussssyyyyyyyyy~~~~

156 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 09:52

I think we need misterCQNZR to get us back to the recording studio.

Anyway, apparently he collabs with Drew Toothpaste (CRUDBUMP) as HELL ORBS. And KC Green did stuff with them: https://youtu.be/wmOw-jplSMk
Is the world such a tiny place that my favourite artists united?

Yet, I have no part in anything!

157 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 10:23

I wanted to be a musician, mom!
Why didn't you get me to study violin, mom?!! I would say, "I can play violin" whilst doing a sick guitar riff.
YOU ruined my life, mOM!!

158 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 12:47

I just realized that all the hentai sites I regularly go to aren't secured with SSL. This means that my ISP knows my all my fetishes...

159 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 12:53

>>155
I'll have you know I'm not interested in 3DPD.

160 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 14:10

>>158
Even SSL isn't completely secure.

However, your ISP doesn't care. As long as you give them money, and as long as they don't get DMCA requests or whatever, they won't bother you.

161 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 18:12

I think that big hairy guy sleeping over there hasn't had a job since the Mammoths went extinct.

162 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 18:21

I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

163 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 19:47

I also threw up in your mouth a little bit.

164 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 21:28

Life is silly.

165 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7932 21:42

>>164
Indeed, I feel like I'm a human-loving misanthrope.

166 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 06:29

http://i.imgur.com/KZipAMs.png

167 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 09:43

mi mi mirakuru
miku run run

168 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 13:34

What this is right now is some buffoon with his dick up the asshole of my shit, and it's got to end

169 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 13:48

"Branes..." groaned the zombie string theorist.

170 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 15:01

Ayla Mao

171 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 15:19

When Madoka was airing, I totally called out the fact that Madoka was getting stronger with each time loop and everybody thought I was stupid and my theory sucked.

172 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 18:48

>>171
Spoilers? This looks like spoilers.

173 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 18:57

Darth Vader is Luke's father

174 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 19:06

>>171
Oh shit, I'm so sorry.
At least it doesn't reveal too much.

175 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 19:07

The more I learn about clouds the less I feel like I understand them.

176 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 19:14

>>173
Preposterous!

>>174
No worries. I was probably never going to wath it anyway.

177 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 19:46

I think that >>163-kun is hitting on me. Therefore, I propose that we kill him before he tries to rape me.

178 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 20:19

>>173
The whole saga is about father-son relationships. Well, uh, the newer trilogy is actually more like "How I met your mother".

179 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 20:34

nature is nice
summer is nice
biking is nice

same number of letters

180 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 20:39

Hey, >>177, does this smell like chloroform to you?

181 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 20:48

>>179
I agree so much.
>>171
I still have not seen the rest of the movies. Should I watch them?

182 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7933 21:21

seinfeld is my favorite anime

183 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 00:46

>>182
eyyy fuck a you, man

184 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 02:32

I can't stand laugh tracks. Whoever came up with them was probably thinking "our material is garbage, but our audience is so stupid that they won't notice it if we just play laughter over it".

185 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 06:58

I made a pie from all fresh ingredients, including a kilogram of fresh cherries.

It is a good pie but pitting that many cherries one at a time was very time-consuming.

186 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 07:31

Thoughts cannot possibly be written down.

187 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 10:24

At last, I have slain the last of my exams! Time to drink heavily and laugh at ASCII dwarves!

188 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 10:28

my eyes aaah

189 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 11:26

>>187
In a time before time, exams slain me. It was inevitable.

190 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 12:17

>>184
Seinfeld has a live-studio audience

>>181
Only the third movie is worth watching. The first 2 cover what happened in the series

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captcha: nyan

191 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 14:03

The one time one of my mac using friends comes to me asking for me to pirate something for them (adobe cs3), both the pirate bay and kickass don't have it. Not counting viruses. Wow. Never would I have thought TPB would NOT have something I was looking for.

192 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 14:25

They blew all that money on macs and won't pony up for the software?

193 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 16:33

>>192
Do you really expect macfags to make good decisions?

194 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 18:34

>>193 Yeah, my bad. For a moment there I forget what lemmings they are.

195 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 18:52

>>190
Live studio audience doesn't make unfunny jokes better. The laughter track is edited and mastered after recording anyway.

>>191
TPB went to shit ever since the original founders left it. Try torrentz.eu, it seems to aggregate a few trackers.

>>192
Well, you said it yourself: they blew it, they don't have any left. But they own a mass-market luxury thing.

196 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7934 19:27

>>191
I remember pirating the first creative studio, not to mention the standalone Fireworks, Flash and Dreamweaver back when they were not part of Adobe countless times (actually 5 or 6 times) back when I had an iMac at high school. It should be plenty more available nowadays.

197 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7935 10:27

If I was a bird I'd tease cats through the window too.

198 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7935 12:59

I want to go home.

199 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7935 14:46

Oh no, I was trying to come up with something so witty that I missed >>196 GET!

200 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7935 22:13

Just be careful when pirating nowadays. There's this type of new malware called crypto-ransomware that encrypts your files and then asks you to pay if you want the decryption key. These are especially common on public torrent trackers.
And the number of seeders is not as indication that it's legitimate. Someone with a botnet can easily seed their own malware torrent quite a few times. And "legitimate" or "VIP" uploaders don't mean shit.

201 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7935 22:32

Where Have You Been

202 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 00:45

>>201
I've been here and I've been there and I've been in between.

203 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 06:06

well I was going to post text art but it turns into gibberish moonrunes here
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204 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 06:08

okay I guess it only turns into gibberish moonrunes in the post preview

205 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 09:39

>>203,204
this board software has its quirks

206 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 10:10

The box of science.

207 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 11:16

Humans are terrible hypersexualised beings who condone mating at any season, at any time of day — and yet keep everything about it a taboo.

208 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 11:39

All this tree sperm is making my nose run.

209 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 16:57

Realizing I've been holding on to a vertical support rail on the train with the grip that I use on my cock while jacking off

210 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 17:08

>>209
I cycle through 3-4 different styles to avoid that problem

>>200
Stallmanic advice: Use a disposable VM when accessing the internet!

211 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 17:37

>>210
Stallman would actually recommend using software that doesn't require you to do that.

212 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 18:27

>>211
No, Stallman would actually recommend avoiding using the Internet for as much as possible and write all software you need in GNU Emacs.

213 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 22:11

JOHN: n... no!
KARKAT: A FAIR REBUTTAL. HOWEVER, CONSIDER THIS COUNTERPOINT:
KARKAT: Y... YES???

214 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 22:17

Stallman would use a script to fetch a web page remotely from someone else's computer, e-mail it to himself, and then view it locally in a text editor.

215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 23:43

I'm doing it! I'm really doing it! I'm reading a visual novel completely untranslated! I bet so many japanophiles are jealous of me right now.

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7936 23:52

butt stuff

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 01:14

>>202 I was listening to this in the car yesterday

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 01:17

I am very jealous of >>215

219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 02:36

>>200,>>210,>>211,>>212,>>214

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 09:32

Optimised for fewer page fetches:
>>219,200,210-212,214

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 11:22

I love you.

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 12:44

>>214
What do you mean by "would"? That's exactly what he does.

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 17:33

Sometimes I think the death penalty shouldn't exist. But then sometimes I think a guy who commits a really horrific crime deserves to be mutilated and burned alive on national television. I guess I can understand both sides of this argument.

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 18:41

What is that smell?

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7937 22:43

unzipme.exe

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 00:40

FUCKINGREADME.txt

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 01:52

>>234 Ran towards a copper with a drawn piece waving a butcher knife out of friendliness.

228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 01:56

This PC

  • (D:)

--|__ school
-------|__ do not open
-----------|___ not porn
---------------|___ porn

229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 01:57

>>227 I am thinking about clumsily posting in the wrong thread

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 04:48

>>228 claimed this post was a joke.

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 18:19

I don't like how sincerity seems to have gone out of fashion.

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 18:23

>>231
Where, on the media and stuff? There's New Sincerity which is an antithetical movement to cynicism and irony.

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 19:13

>>231
Sincerity is the new irony

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 19:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc

235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 19:56

Trying to download a torrent that has 0 seeders
I might die of old age before it finishes

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 21:16

>>235
The only things I'm interested in torrenting are all zero seed torrents. It's so sad.

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 23:26

every time I cum, I unleash a torrent of my seed

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 23:36

Rescued a cute moth. All is well.

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7938 23:59

>>235,236
It's those obscure tastes that bring us together as DQN.

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 00:26

>>238
Eat my anus

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 03:12

unzips banana

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 07:13

I was so fucking close! I almost beat Athena, but then RNG had to shit on me! SHIT ON MY FUCKING BOARD! FUCK YOU! I WAS TRYING MY DAMNEDEST BUT YOU JUST SHIT ON ALL OF MY EFFORT!

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 08:15

>>228
I used to put that folder under some game install directory but then I uninstalled the game and it deleted everything.

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 09:04

These RSS feed things are nice.

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 12:30

>>238
Is this you?

246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 13:43

>>245
No, that's a moth!

Also, the moth I rescued was way cuter than that. I'm not sure precisely what it was, but it looked something like this or this.

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7939 21:59

le shitmommy

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