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556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 16:58

I found out that Wolverine had a son that goes by the name Daken. Apparently, he's really fucked up and does a ton of stupid shit, but still remains a badass.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 17:13

giant dongs
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558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 18:59

Goddamnit >>548-san I've been watching their updates for months and I never once thought of that joke. Thank you for brightening my day, may VIPCOINS bless your wallet.

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 22:50

>>558
Seriously?

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7975 23:13

Frilly dresses.

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 04:19

frilly dongs

562 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 04:45

pantsu nageru mon

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 08:03

>>555
Very cute.

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 10:42

>>562
Do you mean パンツ投げるもん or パンツ脱げるもん? I only ask because in my experience pantsu are not very aerodynamic.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 14:23

Cute is justice.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 21:01

>>565
Cute is the best!

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 21:48

Grab
Ass
Yes

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 22:04

ogger ogger booger ogger

569 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 22:15

>>564
he obviously meant 逃げる

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:30

I like marshmallows.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:33

Marshmallows are ghost poop

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7976 23:35

I like ghosts too.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 03:28

Ebola
You'll Cowards Don't Even Puke Blood

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 12:57

Nothing ever quite fits.

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 19:51

homo sex is gay

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 20:44

The concepts are consistent through all layers, and everything is so automatic. This is what programming should be.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7977 23:11

I mean, she's only one year under the age of consent, so it would barely even count.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 02:22

Taste Mario's mushroom

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 03:50

Boobs MacKenzie

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 06:58

Vipper
You'll Cowards Don't Even Post Quality

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 09:14

I don't want to buy furniture but maybe a futon would make for a good bed.

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 11:12

>>581
I couldn't be bothered to assemble a futon/sofa device so I slept on a futon mattress for a couple of years. It's fine.

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 11:49

There are no good people.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 18:30

I need a new laptop but I don't know which one

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 18:32

64-bit? More like 64-shit.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 20:28

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 21:18

>>586
Try sending that again please; your message was nothing but mojibake.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 21:31

I hereby banish thee to the methane mines of Uranus.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 22:55

I'm tried
my glasses hurt my face
i need to bathrooming

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7978 23:05

Geologists know their schist.

591 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 00:25

I'd like to use the letter x more.

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 01:39

>>584
I'm currently using an ancient Dell business laptop with 2gb of ram and a c2d and my only complaint is that it's heavy as hell and has no battery life. I've been thinking something like a Macbook Air or Dell Ultrabook fit the bill perfectly since they basically have the same specs but are lighter and with more battery life. Too bad I can't justify even to myself paying for one.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 03:49

I'm thinking my next laptop will be a Surface Pro 3. It'll run everything I need, and weigh a lot less than my Asus & Wacom pad.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 07:36

>>594
Does anyone remember that one site that did text analysis like this one but also gave estimates on the mood, gender, and age of the author and made some neat little interactive word map?

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 13:38

I'm hungry but I don't feel like eating.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 13:57

First, stimulate her Klimtoris.

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 14:48

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 15:46

All of your Greek woes can go here.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 16:17

>>598
Yes.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 21:44

A laptop is like a server with wheels and a battery backup right?

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 21:59

Hey DQN-kun that recommended Oniisama e a while ago, which episode is it where Nanako stands up and has to translate a poem into Japanese or something, and the poem reminds her of Rei and she starts crying? She mixes up "ai" and "koi" or something, and the English teacher is startled when she cries and is like "what's wrong, easy easy!"?

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 22:35

>>602
I... don't remember, sorry. From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Oniisama_e..._episodes it must be somewhere after episode 33, probably no later than episode 35. I'd look it up myself but all the files are on my other computer.

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7979 23:49

I can easily imagine if my upbringing had been just a little different I'd've become an absolute hippy.

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 08:26

>>603 Thanks, I found it though! It was episode 19, I found a transcript.

606 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 11:48

>>605
Oh! Of course. When you said "reminds her of Rei" I thought you meant "reminds her of enormous spoilers involving Rei".

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 16:42

I'm actually super popular and everyone loves me. They're just too afraid to say so.

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 21:10

Love will find a way, ain't that always true?

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7980 22:42

>>608 I hope so.

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 12:02

OH SHIT I MISSED TANABATA

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 15:45

What kind of idiot needs a fucking manual to test two buttons? Press one, fill the data, press the other, check result, done. If you really want one, you'll have to wait until I decide to fucking open up Word and whip out a document, which is happening never.

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 18:26

I simply can't sexualise enough children during my waking hours, so I have to do it while I'm asleep as well.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7981 23:52

Children's ice cream, Manfred!

614 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 00:25

I simply can't. No more.

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 03:16

gay

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 06:58

Death to pedophiles and lolicon!

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 20:56

Guy Fieri look-alike doing cunnilingus = no thank you.

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7982 23:31

Fluid dynamics is so tsundere for me.

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 03:31

I am not even that old at all, which makes it even more vexing when I realize that a disproportionate proportion of most online communities I come across is significantly younger than me.

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 03:40

>>619
I know that feel.

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 18:55

I see somebody else has learnt the terrible secret of HTML formatting.

622 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 21:16

>>621
I've never made so many consecutive posts

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7983 23:11

Chairman Pao is outta here!

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 12:50

My current thought was too lame so I'm posting this instead.

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 18:52

Wasn't there a part in the Bible where Jesus specifically says that the covenant between God and the Hebrews no longer applied? That meant Christians didn't have to do the snippy thing or not eat pork anymore.

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 19:41

>>625
Like many things in the Bible, it's ambiguous. Matthew 5:18 can be interpreted as saying that all of the Jewish rules still apply. Matthew 15:11 is generally interpreted as nullifying the dietary rules, though.

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 22:09

Tomorrow I'm embarking into the uncharted wilderness of Eastern Europe, and may be very busy and/or without internet for a while. Control tower updates might be sporadic for a while.

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7984 23:26

Is it Eastasia or Eurasia that's always been our ally?

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 03:15

Wordpress is run by feminist communist vegetarians. Look it up

630 Name: ( ・-・) : 1993-09-7985 06:27

>>628
( ・-・) Both. Neither. Whichever one Big Brother and MINITRU said was, most recently. The book is about the mutability of truth in an age of mass media and ruthless governments willing to rewrite the past to control the future.

( ・-・) Also, you're a big fat butt.

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 06:30

>>628
Hey, I'm reading that book right now.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 11:17

>>629
So, Hitler?

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7985 20:40

It's been a year since I've been in this flat and the guy opposite still hasn't put a password on his wifi. God bless you, technophobic/overly trusting neighbour, whoever you are.

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 01:01

giant scorpion with a frenetically thrusting tail

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 01:04

That's not supposed to be on my penis. Was that always there or....

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 01:58

"Don't be a pussy and a vagina mixed into one."
Words to live by.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 02:29

INTENSE URINATION

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 05:17

Was Liu Bei the original Mary Sue?

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 09:38

Sageru has returned! I really thought it wasn't coming back this time.

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 14:03

What did I eat that made such a colossal turd?

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 16:13

>>640
I just dreamed that my dog ate a bunch of ginger snaps, then went into the backyard and pooped out a bunch of giant turds shaped like ginger snaps but even bigger. I thought to myself, man he must not be getting any nutrition from his food, no wonder he's gonna die.

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 16:28

fat penis

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 17:56

holy shit DQN still exists.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 18:34

>>643
No it doesn't, get off the shrooms.

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 19:43

>>629
How can open source software be "run" by someone? Even systemd and gnome can be usurped if someone would go through and re-release them without all the bullshit.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 19:44

>>643
DQN can never die, just like sageru, they're their own kind of eternal hells.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 23:04

Waterboard that chipmunk!

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 23:44

>>646
But sageru is shit

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7986 23:58

It's been so long I don't remember what Sageru is anymore

650 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 04:32

I love PHP.

651 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 04:41

>>649
You can't beat Time. You can't put up a place like that, insulting Time straight to its face, and expect to get away with it. And now it's slipping away, carried by Time as revenge.

652 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 07:57

I miss that "let's pretend to be lolis" thread that was up on Sageru. ( ・-・)

653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 08:50

>>639
This is the best news I've heard recently.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7987 09:28

Terrible things for terrible people.

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