[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#17] (999)

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 12:04

>>713-715
The admin probably stopped giving a shit.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 17:41

She has no idea how much I want to fuck her granddaughters.

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 19:33

>>710
You haven't sacrificed enough to the hebephile gods.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 22:28

Many crimes are committed by featherless black men

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7995 22:29

The Masturdater

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7996 03:04

decapitation of the head

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 17:56

Beer, anime and a wank. Another successfull Friday.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 19:41

>>722
A true otaku would have sake.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 21:14

>>723
weeb pls go

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 21:16

apoq

It's a ram.

apoq.orz

It's a man eating fresh ram shit from the floor.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7997 21:43

>>725 woah

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 14:39

Did the guy who was going to read aloud from the shitty fucking poetry thread ever deliver?

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 15:36

http://orz.moe/
What a waste of potential for a URL.

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 17:01

I hate people who use "IMHO" with a passion.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 17:32

What about "IMNSHO"?

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 18:10

>>729 It's like how a kawaii anime character uses desu IMHO

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 18:46

>>730
At least that would indicate some autognosis.

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 19:53

>>729
I like to say "IMHO-tep" in real life, but in a way that makes people think i'm calling them Imhotep. I amuse myself and that's what counts.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 20:11

Holiday? More like loliday!

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 23:23

>>729
my preferred phrase is "in my not-remotely-humble opinion"

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7998 23:28

ITT We Describe Various gomezes

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 03:05

Today's recommended reading is "Gonad the Barbarian", enjoy.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 11:02

So everyone is getting divorced now. That's cool.

On the road of life, I am a deer in the headlights. But I'm not wide-eyed. I'm not about to die. I'm trying to get hit here, but these bitches just keep on swerving to miss me. I love watching them wreck. It's awesome.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 12:38

We like pizza in the morning
We like pizza every day
We like pizza in the evening
We like pizza any way

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7999 23:37

Love: the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

vc: rude

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 07:02

I can read from the poetry thread if you want.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 09:26

my girlfriend is addicted to my cock

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 13:56

Gomez gomez

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 17:07

DJ P. Niss & the Ballz

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 18:13

>>742 you poor thing

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 18:29

My girlfriend is addicted to not existing.

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 19:07

>>746 you poor thing

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 19:39

Life is the two hours between arriving home from work and going to bed.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 23:06

>mohawk troll

Warcraft troll?

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8000 23:44

I'm regenerating five hp per second and there's nothing you can do about it!

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 03:45

They can't troll you if there dead.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 06:03

New to the "misheard lyrics that I like better than the actual ones" files:
"Even though love could burn you through, I will love you just the same"
(Actual lyrics: "Even though like a bird you flew, I will love you just the same")

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 06:41

dafuq did I just read

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:22

>>750
I could OHKO you [i]right now.[/i]

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 14:53

>capitalizing gomez

ISHYGDDT

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 19:01

I could UNKO you right now

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 19:54

Espeon!

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 20:09

I came here to post what I'm thinking only to realize I'm not thinking of anything.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8001 22:08

homo sex is gay

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 02:52

>>759
Well, yes. I do suppose you're right.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 08:29

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 08:49

Hey, it's me, Popuko! I'm one spicy gal!

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 17:04

I will chelate all your worries away.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 18:20

What a shituation.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 18:46

poo in a butt

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 18:48

butt in a poo

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 19:14

turd in a bird

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 19:18

Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts.

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 19:36

>>768
Nope, just a soggy poop.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 19:56

What would happen if you injected crystal meth into a cheetah?

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 21:58

‚”‚@‚‚‚…@‚ƒ‚‚Ž‚”‚‰‚Ž‚•‚…
‚Σ‚΄‚―‚ι‚ȁI

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8002 22:47

"Could you just lie to me and call it good?"
"Sure."
"You would lie to my face?"
"Are you calling me a liar?"

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 03:38

pixie butt

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 11:27

Those ISIS guys pretty much became 100% relegated to "dumb internet meme" status in my mind once I saw that there's a dubstep remix and a Space Jam themesong mashup of "Saleel al-Sawarim".

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 12:34

I have no money and I must scream

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 15:03

I have no mummies and I just dream.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 15:16

I am such a great person.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 15:39

I have heard that buttplug tails look less like you have a tail and more like you have had a dead animal shoved up your butt.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 15:58

I have no munnies and I just steam.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 16:02

>>774
It doesn't matter, thanks to Mr. Obongoman, Iran is now in a position to launch an all-out-offensive against ISIS with full support from the US. There won't be a lot of ISIS to talk about in a year from now, so it might as well be an internet joke already.

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 16:47

Loli mid-orgasm.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 17:25

It's taking a bit longer than usual, but it should be ready soon

Don't turn off your PC

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 18:33

Loli failed to orgasm ;(
We're collecting some information, do not turn off your PC
Your loli will be automatically rebooted once it has sent the crash report to Microsoft.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 19:21

>>778
Isn't that the point?

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 19:39

>>778
Could be solved by moving tail part above the insertable.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 22:42

dafuq did I just listen to

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8003 23:24

I just farted

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 00:53

Windows Tin

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 00:53

As I was flying out of Dulles International last month, I stopped at a pizza stand and bought a meal-sized pizza from a restaurant that doubled as a bar. As I ate it, the bartender asked me if it tasted good. I nodded and said eeYeah, 'sgood.ff or something to that effect. But he repeated his question, almost insistently.

I thought to myself, though I was tired already from standing in line all day yesterday for my passport, waiting for buses, hurriedly throwing together changes of clothes, etc. Did I actually like the pizza I was eating? I couldn't really find anything remarkable about it one way or the other. The bread was a bit unusual, and it had been cooked quickly (but thoroughly) in front of me, so the texture was different than what I would have gotten from a local chain. Nothing about the pizza was offending or unappetizing.

I again replied to the bartender in the affirmative. And then he turned a little away from me and, still wiping down the counter, said eeEveryone says the pizza tastes good.ff. His tone was casual, but with a masked air of sadness - even disappointment. There was a pause as I finished wolfing down the pizza. I wished him a pleasant weekend, then arose and left for the terminal.

And now, a month later, I can still remember the tone in his voice. It was as if he had waiting for some sign that I had failed to give. As if he had asked that question to every customer for years, hoping some gourmet would respond eeNo, it's SHIT!ff, or some profoundly honest man would say eeNot really, it's just airport food.ff and thereby redeem humanity in his eyes.

I'm sorry, bartender. I was tired already, with a long journey ahead of me, and I don't really care about my food that much. I just wanted to get something to eat before my flight, and the pizza was fine.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 01:51

What this all really means, >>789, is that you should stick to today's special.

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8004 03:11

rhodesian camo, yeah boyeeeee

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 10:24

Why are you still alive, Onii-chan?

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 12:51

CHEORGE BEEM

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8005 20:38

Legyél a feleségem!

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 01:15

Why are the imageboards I visit so full of gayness these days?

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 01:56

I realized why I'm so confused while I'm high. It's because the world is confusing, and I'm only just now questioning it.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 12:26

Finally got a volca bass to go with my beats and keys. Hell yeah.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 13:46

Judging from what japan man puts on github, it's all hoge and fuck over there

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 15:36

Reading JJBA part 5: These are supposed to be men?
Reading JJBA part 6: These are supposed to be women?

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 16:01

>>795 because the 2% of the population that self-identifies as gay want to feel like they're not a tiny minority of brain-damaged freaks, so they really oversell their case to the normal population.

If you don't live in a city, you almost never come across 'em.

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 17:51

Do people open gay bars with the specific intent to open gay bars, or do people just open bars and homos take a liking to the place for one reason or another and flock there and it becomes a gay bar?

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 18:06

>>795 it might possibly be that you're unwittingly spreading your own gayness around.

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 18:07

I will peacefully coexist with this spider and its kin.

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8006 18:48

From tomorrow onwards, I'm going to actually have a job. That's nuts. I've never had a job before.

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 07:51

>>795
GAY MAGIC

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 11:44

>>800
lol conspiratard
>>801
I think it's the former? I'm not sure.

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 14:56

807 GET on the 8007th!

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 16:48

>>801
In major metro areas, the former. Otherwise the latter. The difference is in such an establishment's ability to have a customer base straight off the bat, so to say.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 18:11

that's my fucking city and my fucking income you're using to spam fucking javelins faster than i can kill them and getting in my fucking way, i'll burn your capital to the ground and impale everyone in it on my dick and it still won't soothe my burning anus

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 18:18

I hope France doesn't notice that 100 turns of constant war left my economy in the shitter and my city defenses in shambles with no money to repair them.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 18:53

>>804
Are you Danish?

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 21:23

I'm glad I checked the spelling of that word before sending that e-mail to my boss. It makes the rest of the mistakes all that more notorious.

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8007 23:58

Blade of Darkness is cool but hard

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8008 12:12

My butt.

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8008 14:53

>>811
Nope.

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